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Golfing PROLE TELLS

knowing *too* much about various kinds of grass. drinkin...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
"drinking while playing." Fuck you
Odious halford corn cake
  07/24/18
striver tell: knowing how to golf, but never getting to bec...
swashbuckling gold public bath
  02/26/18
needs to be limited to learning golf as an adult. i learn...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
I know a guy who got his first BIGLAW gig and immediately si...
swashbuckling gold public bath
  02/26/18
ljl sounds very gooky
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
ugh, I know a prole medical resident like this...comes from ...
Puce swollen theater toaster
  02/26/18
No shit, my first year there was a girl going into the corpo...
aqua principal's office
  02/26/18
...
Puce swollen theater toaster
  02/26/18
Twist you are both a stiver and a prole
Iridescent excitant telephone corner
  02/26/18
oh look, an angry gook who doesnt play golf here to shit up ...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
i think he's a fat kike
Puce swollen theater toaster
  02/26/18
Shut up scholmo. What’s your handicap? Not counting autism.
Iridescent excitant telephone corner
  02/26/18
11 at my peak in hs
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
So you sucked dick and have no authority to speak on the sub...
Lavender bateful chapel
  02/27/18
also he's bad at golf
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  05/01/20
smoking cigarettes on the golf course. dip or snus only.
Godawful Boyish State Idiot
  02/26/18
Dip and snus are prole AFFFFFFF
slippery diverse sanctuary jew
  02/26/18
O RLY? http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Jason+Dufner+Cr...
Godawful Boyish State Idiot
  02/26/18
is the assertion here that Jason Dufner isn't a prole?
Talented shaky regret genital piercing
  02/26/18
the guy made a million dollars!
Godawful Boyish State Idiot
  02/26/18
[not a fan of The Beverly Hillbillies]
Talented shaky regret genital piercing
  02/26/18
...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
(guy buried under TPS reports)
Razzle-dazzle newt
  02/27/18
Underrated.
flushed apoplectic blood rage skinny woman
  02/26/18
only cigars are non-prole on the course
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
http://i.imgur.com/i4mMBJ9.jpg
Deranged patrolman
  02/26/18
fuck. i'm done here.
Godawful Boyish State Idiot
  02/26/18
...
Pink candlestick maker
  02/26/18
...
Outnumbered confused address
  02/26/18
...
exhilarant field useless brakes
  02/27/18
180 one of the greatest sports pics ever.
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/26/18
wearing cut-off frayed denim jean 'shorts' and flip-flops, n...
Pale irradiated gas station karate
  02/26/18
Putting the golf club up your butt
pearly quadroon
  02/26/18
millennial tell*
Razzle-dazzle newt
  02/27/18
fishing in the water hazard between swings
Pale irradiated gas station karate
  02/26/18
Reminds me of another: having one of those extendo-arm ball ...
Godawful Boyish State Idiot
  02/26/18
rofl. my dad use to tee off range balls on water holes. p...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
judenprole move
Godawful Boyish State Idiot
  02/26/18
wow. that's as prole as it gets. couldn't even use pinnacles...
Deranged patrolman
  02/26/18
...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
gadgets are usually prole
Pale irradiated gas station karate
  02/26/18
Nah this is a chill old money old dude tell actually
Pink candlestick maker
  02/26/18
my dad is not prole and loves to do this
federal 180 university
  02/26/18
playing music in your cart, can be enjoyable at times but st...
Alcoholic glittery preventive strike property
  02/26/18
I hate this. My buddy plays country music in his cart.
Deranged patrolman
  02/26/18
...
Godawful Boyish State Idiot
  02/26/18
really hate that this became popular
Pink candlestick maker
  02/26/18
WTF!?
Razzle-dazzle newt
  02/27/18
Offset or draw biased clubs. Iron head covers. Alien w...
Deranged patrolman
  02/26/18
cr on iron head covers. disagree on pull cart, at least f...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
Pull cart is prole. Push cart is TCR.
Deranged patrolman
  02/26/18
still prole. either keep less shit in your bag or join a cou...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
cr. only in australia are push carts acceptable.
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/27/18
offset irons aren't prole. playing blades or any other club...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
("Golfer" with offset irons and 19 handicap)
Deranged patrolman
  02/27/18
(21 handicap with mizuno blades wearing a white belt and ora...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
Don't forget my Travis Matthew hat and $450 tour edition sha...
Deranged patrolman
  02/27/18
Had to google both of those
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
Any kind of collegiate gear NFL gear
self-centered senate incel
  02/26/18
nah, a college golf bag is prestigious as fuck if you were o...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
using one after you graduate still is prole although it does...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
idk, I think it's still CR, so long as you're just playing r...
Deranged patrolman
  02/27/18
it's kind of sad if you're in your late 20s or early 30s and...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
completely disagree with this. you can rock limited amounts...
embarrassed to the bone pocket flask
  07/24/18
Having fun? Total prole tell
Doobsian Laser Beams
  02/26/18
cr golf is only not prole if it's stressful like everything ...
Marvelous party of the first part
  02/26/18
list GOOK BASKETBALL LEAGUE prole tells pls
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
slapping the backboard to contest a layup.
Marvelous party of the first part
  02/26/18
are there really many asians who can actually touch the back...
Godawful Boyish State Idiot
  02/26/18
most people who are 5'8" or taller can touch the backbo...
Marvelous party of the first part
  02/26/18
using a coin as a ball marker
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
lol no its the opposite. pros are required to use coins. com...
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/26/18
cr, using a plug-in ball marker or one of those ones that yo...
Godawful Boyish State Idiot
  02/26/18
link to pros required to use coins? why is this?
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
local rule. not sure its in effect anymore tbh. the unwritte...
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/26/18
Lot of pros use coins with good numbers as dates - e.g. 1969
Outnumbered confused address
  02/26/18
nah ding bro, I use a challenge coin from winning my frat's ...
sickened dopamine locus
  02/26/18
ur an idiot. I'd say a significant majority of pros use som...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
(woman with glitter butterfly ball marker)
Odious halford corn cake
  07/24/18
Those copper bracelets for pain Dressing like a pro moron ...
rusted provocative trust fund
  02/26/18
lmao, are those still around? I remember Mickelson was on in...
Godawful Boyish State Idiot
  02/26/18
...
Deranged patrolman
  02/26/18
what about kneeling down and using your putter as a 'pool cu...
Pale irradiated gas station karate
  02/26/18
cq
self-centered senate incel
  02/26/18
...
Dull Aggressive Tattoo
  02/26/18
that is hilarious
crawly cyan casino
  03/03/18
Dressing like Payne Stewart
Maroon twisted electric furnace
  02/26/18
Mulligans
magenta galvanic step-uncle's house
  02/26/18
stroke play in casual/practice rounds
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/26/18
explain
Pink candlestick maker
  02/26/18
proles play individual stroke play and keep score, rarely pi...
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/26/18
huh? as opposed to match play?
self-centered senate incel
  02/26/18
yeah. foursomes is most prestigious for club play but a four...
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/26/18
foursomes is fucking boring as fuck. why would you waste 4 h...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
thats the point. it doesnt take nearly 4 hours to play fours...
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/26/18
LJL no one plays fucking foursomes.
Pink candlestick maker
  02/26/18
does this even happen at your average club these days, or is...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
lol of course not. varies regionally too. UK clubs are by fa...
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/26/18
im not gonna waste my time playing golf to hit 40 shots
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
cr thats exactly the prole attitude im talking about
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/26/18
if i'm prole for not wanting to hit 7 drives, 15 fairway sho...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
its ok man almost everyone has prole tendencies. ive done mu...
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/26/18
this thread is classic xo. never knew it was a prole tell to...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
he's right, no one fucking plays foursomes you dumb faggot. ...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
wrong. plenty of people do and some clubs have times where f...
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/27/18
the UK is filled with faggots and doesn't count
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
ok man thats fair. at least you get it
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/27/18
ljl. what kind of faggy striver wannabe shit is this? Is...
Pink candlestick maker
  02/26/18
holy shit grow a beard
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/26/18
Nah you're retarded. There's a place for both and stroke pl...
Pink candlestick maker
  02/26/18
club players keep a handicap entering weekly/monthly medal s...
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/26/18
So you admit that they do a bunch of other stroke play event...
Pink candlestick maker
  02/26/18
i said stroke play in casual/practice round(ie not competiti...
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/26/18
Slow play isn't an issue at good clubs with good golfers.
Pink candlestick maker
  02/26/18
i wish this were true man. it almost never is these days unl...
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/26/18
Younger golfers (late Gen-Xers and down) and Asians are terr...
Deranged patrolman
  02/26/18
CR. green speeds are a problem too. they make the old school...
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/26/18
this is true
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
good clubs still have mediocre golfers. even good golfers a...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
he means specifically if you've got a game going with your f...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
cr
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/27/18
Forgetting your flask and needing to bum swigs
Glassy overrated parlor
  02/26/18
not knowing the difference between foursomes and four-ball
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/26/18
having sex inside the windmill
orchid heaven
  02/26/18
wtf mini-golf is prestigious af
Tantric trailer park lettuce
  02/26/18
"this castle is impregnable!"
mauve site boiling water
  02/27/18
Not knowing the meaning of the flag color on the flagstick ...
beady-eyed sex offender
  02/26/18
tbf, these are n00b tells
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
I just listed stuff that the ghetto HS' did when we played t...
beady-eyed sex offender
  02/26/18
1. Golfing
misunderstood doctorate
  02/26/18
Noone wants to call out faggot OP re drinking on the course?...
Adventurous blue orchestra pit
  02/26/18
no, they don't. they drink afterwards. prestigious golfers w...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
lol at your 11 hdcp ass having a clue how good golfers actua...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  07/26/18
devastating
Lavender bateful chapel
  07/26/18
Can’t even fathom the basis for OP’s statement
Glassy overrated parlor
  02/26/18
he's a jewish teetotaler.
orchid heaven
  02/26/18
i drink, pumo
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
You don’t drink faggot
Iridescent excitant telephone corner
  02/26/18
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&mc=1...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
(Faggot checking to see if Michelob Ultra from cart girl is ...
Iridescent excitant telephone corner
  02/26/18
(it is)
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
http://www.businessinsider.com/letter-from-president-of-atla...
Pink candlestick maker
  02/26/18
180
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
Piedmont Driving Club is 180 and not prole.
lascivious turquoise center
  02/26/18
IFNB approved club: https://www.phillymag.com/news/2016/0...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
...
Adventurous blue orchestra pit
  02/27/18
...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  04/29/20
...
Chestnut kitty cat national security agency
  02/26/18
Slow play Not fixing ball marks/filling divots Not pickin...
Outnumbered confused address
  02/26/18
Wearing futuristic shiny tight fitting golf shirts with a lo...
Histrionic elastic band stain
  02/26/18
...
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/26/18
...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
only wearing red shirts on Sunday like you're Tiger
orchid heaven
  02/26/18
do people do this (other than Tiger)?
Histrionic elastic band stain
  02/26/18
when i took the lsat everyone on TLS had red shirt Tiger Woo...
orchid heaven
  02/26/18
Not having a caddie (xo Asian pumo)
Pink candlestick maker
  02/26/18
...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
Golfing in general is godawful, but people who learn it as ...
Puce swollen theater toaster
  02/26/18
Golfing is for try-hard strivers pretending to be rich. It'...
comical pozpig dilemma
  02/26/18
no, it's not at all. plenty of proles play golf and don't t...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
not if you grew up playing
Lavender bateful chapel
  07/24/18
Using a golf cart (Antonin Scalia)
orchid heaven
  02/26/18
nice one
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
CR.
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/26/18
LOL at a fucking Orthodox Jew telling this board what’s prol...
Iridescent excitant telephone corner
  02/26/18
since this post is so country club made me think that golfin...
orchid heaven
  02/26/18
It’s not per se - plenty of good “public” courses. No one’s ...
Iridescent excitant telephone corner
  02/26/18
agree with this poast generally but its absolutely prole to ...
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/26/18
Fine. TPC Sawgrass? St. Andrews? BTW your striving ass smerr...
Iridescent excitant telephone corner
  02/26/18
CR. If he says "medal play" one more time...
Pink candlestick maker
  02/26/18
what's youre problem
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/26/18
lol asians are the worst thing to ever happen to golf. s...
topaz alpha ticket booth
  02/26/18
lol at this bullshit. plenty of public courses are very goo...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
you seem like someone i would enjoy punching in the face
comical pozpig dilemma
  02/26/18
Suit yourself, and good luck finding someone else to sponsor...
Iridescent excitant telephone corner
  02/26/18
(xo gook claiming to be a shinnecock member)
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
(Shinnecock member who plays costco balls)
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
Sorry you can't afford to play Kirkland Signatures (or appar...
Iridescent excitant telephone corner
  02/27/18
they probably are a step up from the Precept MC Lady balls y...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
They're actually really good balls. Comparable to regular Pr...
Deranged patrolman
  02/27/18
...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/26/18
Costco balls are not ok. Pro V1s are ubiquitous at this poi...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
I was kidding, but you obviously must not know much about go...
Iridescent excitant telephone corner
  02/27/18
how many k-sigs do you have left? I still have 6 dozen. Gr...
Deranged patrolman
  02/27/18
wearing your grandfather's golf shoes seems pretty fucking p...
embarrassed to the bone pocket flask
  07/24/18
Basically anything covered here https://www.instagram.com...
exciting theater stage jap
  02/26/18
https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba6vmC2FME9/?taken-by=dadplaying...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
This thread is awesome. It's a bunch of queers trying to one...
Stirring immigrant pit
  02/27/18
lmao
shimmering flatulent dog poop
  02/27/18
every poaster ITT is asian or jew
Godawful Boyish State Idiot
  02/27/18
lol
Concupiscible milk
  02/27/18
...
Flirting legend den
  02/27/18
Only by DBG or his sock pupppets because he knows fuck all a...
Iridescent excitant telephone corner
  02/27/18
...
Concupiscible milk
  07/26/18
drive for show, putt for no dough
low-t plaza clown
  02/27/18
Golf is for sissiecucks.
Ungodly coldplay fan weed whacker
  02/27/18
Having a 30 foot ball retriever that you routinely use not o...
chartreuse degenerate toilet seat
  02/27/18
Yep. Having the Jewstick and routinely using it is the bigge...
Charismatic indigo box office mad-dog skullcap
  02/27/18
2nd point is spot on
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
These are good
Deranged patrolman
  02/27/18
Leave me alone you sneering faggots. I just want to whack th...
Concupiscible milk
  02/27/18
Like I said earlier, bunch of joyless fags in this thread. N...
Doobsian Laser Beams
  02/27/18
i don't think anyone actually agrees with DBG on that
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
for complete hacks like me, golf is most fun when you don’t ...
Flirting legend den
  02/27/18
If you associate golf with drinking, by definition you are e...
chartreuse degenerate toilet seat
  02/27/18
cr; it also means you dont take golf seriously which is prol...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/27/18
...
chartreuse degenerate toilet seat
  02/27/18
Never said I wasn't prole. Just said that serious golfmos wh...
Doobsian Laser Beams
  02/27/18
I've never understood the contingent that suggests golf as a...
shimmering flatulent dog poop
  02/27/18
...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/27/18
Really? It's outside for one. You could just go drink on a ...
Pink candlestick maker
  02/27/18
Right but then I'm going golfing to golf, not to drink. If o...
shimmering flatulent dog poop
  02/27/18
Some people like to combine. Especially non serious golfers...
Pink candlestick maker
  02/27/18
prole tell = your golf outings are primarily bachelor partie...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/27/18
prole tell = not taking golf seriously and seeing it as an a...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/27/18
Maybe. But it's not like you are playing that way everytime...
Pink candlestick maker
  02/27/18
Prole tell is being an 11 who takes golf super seriously.
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  05/03/20
I enjoy drinking when I golf. I don't need to drink because ...
Concupiscible milk
  02/27/18
No real golfers care so long as you do as you said above. F...
Deranged patrolman
  02/27/18
stand bags made by anyone other than Ping sticking your p...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
...
Spectacular Pistol
  02/27/18
ljl this is caddyshack flame
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/27/18
...
Spectacular Pistol
  02/27/18
I played yesterday, and our group did a bunch of stuff that ...
umber half-breed station
  02/27/18
...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  02/27/18
All of these things are actually very prestigious
Pink candlestick maker
  02/27/18
...
Concupiscible milk
  02/27/18
...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
Owning any of these: https://www.rockbottomgolf.com/shoes...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  02/27/18
...
Iridescent excitant telephone corner
  02/27/18
Lol'd at several, #3 and #6 especially.
chartreuse degenerate toilet seat
  02/27/18
...
emerald main people
  02/27/18
definitely not fixing divots. also, not letting faster play...
mauve site boiling water
  02/27/18
...
Deranged patrolman
  02/27/18
...
floppy set
  03/03/18
...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  07/24/18
Using a beer brand golf bag (e.g. big red Budweiser bag)
Charismatic indigo box office mad-dog skullcap
  07/24/18
(Rodney Dangerfield)
Odious halford corn cake
  07/24/18
so what? so let's dance http://golf.swingbyswing.com/wp-c...
Histrionic elastic band stain
  07/24/18
the red budweiser bags are awesome
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  07/26/18
Awesome and prole are not mutually exclusive brother
Charismatic indigo box office mad-dog skullcap
  07/26/18
the official red bud bag belongs in it's own category Thi...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  07/26/18
BRUSH TEES
Stirring immigrant pit
  07/26/18
Not sure how my ctrl+f for sneakers returns no results.
mind-boggling green fat ankles
  07/26/18
(not one of the cool jr. golfers at the club doing minimalis...
topaz alpha ticket booth
  08/01/18
ping l8 is the potus bag if you can find one in good conditi...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  08/07/18
cr i just went back to mine last year. also had an original ...
topaz alpha ticket booth
  08/07/18
i liked the water bottle pocket. the little bottle pouch in...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  08/07/18
there was no real advantage over putting the bottle in the m...
topaz alpha ticket booth
  08/07/18
I liked the water bottle pocket and the hoofer 2 pocket setu...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  04/30/20
since we're talking about minimalism, playing barefoot = sup...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  08/07/18
...
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  04/29/20
...
curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage
  04/29/20
Not wearing plus fours.
Hairraiser twinkling locale
  04/29/20
when do you find time to play golf especially if you still p...
rebellious drab filthpig
  04/29/20
"real" sports are for children. adults play golf
vengeful abode international law enforcement agency
  04/30/20
Hummer golf cart
Charcoal kitchen azn
  04/30/20


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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

knowing *too* much about various kinds of grass.

drinking while playing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35493946)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Odious halford corn cake

"drinking while playing."

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489358)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling gold public bath

striver tell: knowing how to golf, but never getting to because you're a biglaw fag and have no time for "activities" because you're a permanent wagecuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35493980)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

needs to be limited to learning golf as an adult.

i learned as a kid and played like every day during the summer when i was a kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494042)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling gold public bath

I know a guy who got his first BIGLAW gig and immediately signed up for golf lessons because he figured he'd be doing lots of wheelin' & dealin' on the course with clients

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494102)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

ljl sounds very gooky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494114)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: Puce swollen theater toaster

ugh, I know a prole medical resident like this...comes from a poor, white trash family, very prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494685)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: aqua principal's office

No shit, my first year there was a girl going into the corporate group that, during our intros to other first years, said she spent her summer taking golf lessons and that she wanted to practice law because she. “Loved making deals!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495444)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: Puce swollen theater toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494684)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: Iridescent excitant telephone corner

Twist you are both a stiver and a prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494692)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

oh look, an angry gook who doesnt play golf here to shit up this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494699)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: Puce swollen theater toaster

i think he's a fat kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494703)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Iridescent excitant telephone corner

Shut up scholmo. What’s your handicap? Not counting autism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494887)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

11 at my peak in hs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495262)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Lavender bateful chapel

So you sucked dick and have no authority to speak on the subject. Cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498075)



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Date: May 1st, 2020 2:40 PM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

also he's bad at golf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40130210)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: Godawful Boyish State Idiot

smoking cigarettes on the golf course. dip or snus only.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35493983)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: slippery diverse sanctuary jew

Dip and snus are prole AFFFFFFF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35493992)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: Godawful Boyish State Idiot

O RLY?

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Jason+Dufner+Crowne+Plaza+Invitational+Colonial+qz7-w3dhjiQl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494012)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: Talented shaky regret genital piercing

is the assertion here that Jason Dufner isn't a prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494048)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: Godawful Boyish State Idiot

the guy made a million dollars!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494055)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Talented shaky regret genital piercing

[not a fan of The Beverly Hillbillies]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494057)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494071)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle newt

(guy buried under TPS reports)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497775)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: flushed apoplectic blood rage skinny woman

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495325)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

only cigars are non-prole on the course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494044)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Deranged patrolman

http://i.imgur.com/i4mMBJ9.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494061)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: Godawful Boyish State Idiot

fuck. i'm done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494066)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: Pink candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494280)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Outnumbered confused address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494527)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: exhilarant field useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497588)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

180 one of the greatest sports pics ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494341)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Pale irradiated gas station karate

wearing cut-off frayed denim jean 'shorts' and flip-flops, no shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35493998)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: pearly quadroon

Putting the golf club up your butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494018)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle newt

millennial tell*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497778)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: Pale irradiated gas station karate

fishing in the water hazard between swings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494027)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Godawful Boyish State Idiot

Reminds me of another: having one of those extendo-arm ball retriever things to fish balls out of the hazard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494043)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

rofl.

my dad use to tee off range balls on water holes. prole as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494056)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Godawful Boyish State Idiot

judenprole move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494063)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: Deranged patrolman

wow. that's as prole as it gets. couldn't even use pinnacles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494111)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494125)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Pale irradiated gas station karate

gadgets are usually prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494084)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: Pink candlestick maker

Nah this is a chill old money old dude tell actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494284)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:38 PM
Author: federal 180 university

my dad is not prole and loves to do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494560)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: Alcoholic glittery preventive strike property

playing music in your cart, can be enjoyable at times but still prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494028)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Deranged patrolman

I hate this. My buddy plays country music in his cart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494037)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Godawful Boyish State Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494038)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: Pink candlestick maker

really hate that this became popular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494298)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle newt

WTF!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497782)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: Deranged patrolman

Offset or draw biased clubs.

Iron head covers.

Alien wedge or "chipper" in the bag.

Pull cart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494030)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

cr on iron head covers.

disagree on pull cart, at least for olds who still wanna walk but would have trouble carrying. but cr if youre not an old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494067)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: Deranged patrolman

Pull cart is prole. Push cart is TCR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494101)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

still prole. either keep less shit in your bag or join a course with caddies. olds especially could probably get by with just 7 or 8 clubs and a sunday bag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497470)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

cr. only in australia are push carts acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497605)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

offset irons aren't prole. playing blades or any other clubs that you're not good enough to hit consistently because you think it makes you look cool is prole, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499209)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: Deranged patrolman

("Golfer" with offset irons and 19 handicap)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499253)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

(21 handicap with mizuno blades wearing a white belt and orange puma pants)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499295)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Deranged patrolman

Don't forget my Travis Matthew hat and $450 tour edition shafts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499465)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

Had to google both of those

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35502252)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: self-centered senate incel

Any kind of collegiate gear

NFL gear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494059)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

nah, a college golf bag is prestigious as fuck if you were on the team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494078)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

using one after you graduate still is prole although it does get you preferential treatment from the starters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497474)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Deranged patrolman

idk, I think it's still CR, so long as you're just playing recreationally and not in big amateur events or something.

what's prole is a boomer 8 handicap UT grad with a burnt orange cart bag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499392)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

it's kind of sad if you're in your late 20s or early 30s and still rocking your Amherst College hoofer. plus people expect to be really good and you feel like an asshole when they realize you aren't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499439)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pocket flask

completely disagree with this. you can rock limited amounts of college gear as long as you don't go full retard with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489550)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: Doobsian Laser Beams

Having fun? Total prole tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494068)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Marvelous party of the first part

cr golf is only not prole if it's stressful like everything else in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494082)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

list GOOK BASKETBALL LEAGUE prole tells pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494091)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: Marvelous party of the first part

slapping the backboard to contest a layup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494106)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: Godawful Boyish State Idiot

are there really many asians who can actually touch the backboard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494122)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Marvelous party of the first part

most people who are 5'8" or taller can touch the backboard, which is about 70% of the asians I play with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494528)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

using a coin as a ball marker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494095)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

lol no its the opposite. pros are required to use coins. competitive amateurs and most players at decent clubs do the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494225)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Godawful Boyish State Idiot

cr, using a plug-in ball marker or one of those ones that you snap off the glove are the prole tells

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494251)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

link to pros required to use coins? why is this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494291)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

local rule. not sure its in effect anymore tbh. the unwritten etiquette rule was to use an old(ie not shiny) penny or dime when close to the hole so as to no be distracting.

nearly all the good players ive known use a coin 100% of the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494337)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: Outnumbered confused address

Lot of pros use coins with good numbers as dates - e.g. 1969

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494547)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:30 PM
Author: sickened dopamine locus

nah ding bro, I use a challenge coin from winning my frat's alumni golf tournament

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494503)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

ur an idiot. I'd say a significant majority of pros use some kind of coin. little plastic markers are ok if the club gives them out but lol at going out and buying a bag of them. super lol at using big clunky "collectible" markers or the marker attached to your glove.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497477)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Odious halford corn cake

(woman with glitter butterfly ball marker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489415)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: rusted provocative trust fund

Those copper bracelets for pain

Dressing like a pro moron

> 18 handicap while using proline clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494096)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: Godawful Boyish State Idiot

lmao, are those still around? I remember Mickelson was on infomercials pushing those on boomers in the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494109)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: Deranged patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494132)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: Pale irradiated gas station karate

what about kneeling down and using your putter as a 'pool cue' and sinking a put w/ a behind-the-back trick-shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494110)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: self-centered senate incel

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494123)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: Dull Aggressive Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494555)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: crawly cyan casino

that is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35526215)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:40 PM
Author: Maroon twisted electric furnace

Dressing like Payne Stewart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494143)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:40 PM
Author: magenta galvanic step-uncle's house

Mulligans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494145)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

stroke play in casual/practice rounds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494229)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Pink candlestick maker

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494279)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

proles play individual stroke play and keep score, rarely picking up. guess they feel like they have to get they're money's worth and hopefully have something to boast about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494376)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: self-centered senate incel

huh? as opposed to match play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494390)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

yeah. foursomes is most prestigious for club play but a four-ball is fine too and obviously better for competitive practice rounds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494479)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

foursomes is fucking boring as fuck. why would you waste 4 hrs and hit the ball half the time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494494)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:30 PM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

thats the point. it doesnt take nearly 4 hours to play foursomes at a club where its the norm. and its fun if you and youre partner dont suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494506)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Pink candlestick maker

LJL no one plays fucking foursomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494518)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

does this even happen at your average club these days, or is this just the case at 3 wasp clubs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494520)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

lol of course not. varies regionally too. UK clubs are by far the most likely to have foursomes play as the norm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494805)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

im not gonna waste my time playing golf to hit 40 shots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495287)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

cr thats exactly the prole attitude im talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495319)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

if i'm prole for not wanting to hit 7 drives, 15 fairway shots and 15 putts, so be it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495350)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

its ok man almost everyone has prole tendencies. ive done much proler shit on the golf course than hole out my own ball on all 18 holes of a non-tournament round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495398)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

this thread is classic xo. never knew it was a prole tell to play 18 holes of stroke play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495509)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

he's right, no one fucking plays foursomes you dumb faggot. fuck you for making me agree with dbg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497967)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

wrong. plenty of people do and some clubs have times where four ball is outright prohibited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498001)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

the UK is filled with faggots and doesn't count

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498020)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

ok man thats fair. at least you get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498062)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Pink candlestick maker

ljl. what kind of faggy striver wannabe shit is this?

Is keeping a handicap now prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494441)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

holy shit grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494484)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Pink candlestick maker

Nah you're retarded. There's a place for both and stroke play definitely isn't prole.

Sunday morning foursome with dudes you know sure match play is better. But people that play often aren't always going to be in this situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494513)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

club players keep a handicap entering weekly/monthly medal scores, tournament scores, and some match play scores that qualify under the rules. its always been looked down on to post scores playing solo and the USGA outright banned it a year or two ago.

playing with people you dont know = playing public courses without friends. not saying ive never done that but this is a prole tell thread brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494599)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:50 PM
Author: Pink candlestick maker

So you admit that they do a bunch of other stroke play events?

I'm not a member of a club anymore but when I was growing up there'd be solo dudes playing with other groups all the time. Pretty normal for people who play a lot.

I didn't say anything about playing solo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494653)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

i said stroke play in casual/practice round(ie not competitive medal play) was prole.

doods joining up at clubs should still be invited to play a match or skins game or some shit.

everyone playing with scorecard and pencil never picking up is frowned upon ime and obviously contributes to slow play. unfortunately this attitude is changing at least on the west coast where (mostly korean)asians are taking over the membership rolls at all but the very top tier clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494767)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Pink candlestick maker

Slow play isn't an issue at good clubs with good golfers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495073)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

i wish this were true man. it almost never is these days unless the club has a really small membership

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495194)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Deranged patrolman

Younger golfers (late Gen-Xers and down) and Asians are terribly slow. It's because they learned the game from watching the pros on television. Even my buddies who are good scratch players take forever around the greens.

And most decent courses are so spread out and just generally too tough for your average golfer these days. Too many forced carries, heavily bunkered greens, multi-tiered green complexes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495271)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

CR. green speeds are a problem too. they make the old school sloped greens too tough(slows down play) and result in new greens being built flat and boring to accommodate for them.

worst is when they butcher 180 old greens so they can be played rolling 13+ on the stimp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495347)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

this is true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498169)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

good clubs still have mediocre golfers. even good golfers aren't out there treating their foursome match like it's a pga event.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498158)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:27 AM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

he means specifically if you've got a game going with your foursome then straight up stroke play is TTT and is rarely seen. better ball, match play, or pretty much any other format is better for pace of play and you don't have to be an anal faggot about enforcing rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498012)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498068)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Glassy overrated parlor

Forgetting your flask and needing to bum swigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494230)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

not knowing the difference between foursomes and four-ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494238)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: orchid heaven

having sex inside the windmill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494443)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: Tantric trailer park lettuce

wtf mini-golf is prestigious af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494499)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: mauve site boiling water

"this castle is impregnable!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497640)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed sex offender

Not knowing the meaning of the flag color on the flagstick

Stepping on someone's putting line

Placing the flagstick on the green or where someone's ball will likely hit it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494548)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

tbf, these are n00b tells

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494565)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed sex offender

I just listed stuff that the ghetto HS' did when we played them. Some of them wore Adidas. Stopped playing after HS after losing interest in it. Still have my HS bag with my clubs at my mom's house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494601)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: misunderstood doctorate

1. Golfing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494574)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: Adventurous blue orchestra pit

Noone wants to call out faggot OP re drinking on the course? Even the most prestigious wasps I know love getting trashed and playing golf. The two go hand in hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494585)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

no, they don't. they drink afterwards. prestigious golfers want to do their best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494598)



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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

lol at your 11 hdcp ass having a clue how good golfers actually think. striver types who gun super hard to break 80 or whatever are insufferable faggots and among the biggest proles out there. just accept that you suck shit and having a few beers won't affect your game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500514)



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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: Lavender bateful chapel

devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500535)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: Glassy overrated parlor

Can’t even fathom the basis for OP’s statement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494600)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: orchid heaven

he's a jewish teetotaler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494626)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

i drink, pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494632)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: Iridescent excitant telephone corner

You don’t drink faggot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494730)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&mc=106&forum_id=2#35494699

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494765)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Iridescent excitant telephone corner

(Faggot checking to see if Michelob Ultra from cart girl is parve)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494920)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

(it is)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495291)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: Pink candlestick maker

http://www.businessinsider.com/letter-from-president-of-atlantas-piedmont-driving-club-over-drunk-behavior-2012-6

"One member decided to play the 14th hole completely naked. I have not researched it, but I suspect this is a crime in Georgia."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494665)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494681)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: lascivious turquoise center

Piedmont Driving Club is 180 and not prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495202)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

IFNB approved club:

https://www.phillymag.com/news/2016/07/30/squires-the-last-boys-club/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497601)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: Adventurous blue orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35502285)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 3:58 PM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40117970)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: Chestnut kitty cat national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494728)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Outnumbered confused address

Slow play

Not fixing ball marks/filling divots

Not picking up tees

Brand new off-brand clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494592)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:45 PM
Author: Histrionic elastic band stain

Wearing futuristic shiny tight fitting golf shirts with a lot of fancy moisture wick technologies and shit.

Wearing matching golf gear all from one brand like you are sponsored (when you aren't).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494613)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494620)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494633)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: orchid heaven

only wearing red shirts on Sunday like you're Tiger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494667)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: Histrionic elastic band stain

do people do this (other than Tiger)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494713)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: orchid heaven

when i took the lsat everyone on TLS had red shirt Tiger Woods avatars because it was "game day" lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494746)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Pink candlestick maker

Not having a caddie

(xo Asian pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494672)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494683)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Puce swollen theater toaster

Golfing in general is godawful, but people who learn it as a kid and play it competitively seem OK

The worst are people who learn as young adults - prole striver white trash IMO

Olds have to play some sport and most are physically incapable of playing other sports, so I guess I understand why olds play golf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494721)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: comical pozpig dilemma

Golfing is for try-hard strivers pretending to be rich. It's really the ultimate prole tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494750)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

no, it's not at all. plenty of proles play golf and don't try or care at all about hiding their proleness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497545)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: Lavender bateful chapel

not if you grew up playing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489352)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: orchid heaven

Using a golf cart

(Antonin Scalia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494761)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

nice one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494777)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494872)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Iridescent excitant telephone corner

LOL at a fucking Orthodox Jew telling this board what’s prole about golf. First off, you claim tennis, and there is basically zero overlap between serious tennis players and golfers, much less sabbath observing tennis players and golfers. If you don’t golf on Saturday, you don’t golf.

That said, and in the spirit of the thread, here are golf prole tells:

Bringinging your own booze to a CC

Avoiding driving your shitbox to a CC. (“Hey why don’t you pick me up.”)

Changing shoes in parking lot at CC

Cargo shorts, especially with a drawstring rather than belt loops

Refusing a caddy when everyone else has one

Putting cigarette down on green/tee box. (Smoking cigs is generally prole, but there are still a few blue blood smokers left.)

Dress code violations

Offering CC staff tips/offering to pay when CC only allows account charges

Driving up to CC with golf clubs in pickup truck rattling around

Spending 20 minutes in woods looking for a ball b/c you’re too cheap to lose it

Wearing hunting or sport srain gear when it rains

Going double or nothing on bets because you dont’ have the cash. Also, doing IOUs or trying to apply other debts to golfing debts. (“All right, I owe you $15, but gas for the ride here was $5 per person.”)

Playing with way worn out grips or clubs that clearly were demos

Costco clubs (balls are OK)

Metal spikes (used to be cool but now just a sign you got your spikes at a thirft shop or from grandpa)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494880)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: orchid heaven

since this post is so country club made me think that golfing on public course is prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494947)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Iridescent excitant telephone corner

It’s not per se - plenty of good “public” courses. No one’s “prole” for playing pebble beach or troon north or bethpage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494989)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

agree with this poast generally but its absolutely prole to play bethpage more than once in a blue moon and LOL at troon north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495050)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Iridescent excitant telephone corner

Fine. TPC Sawgrass? St. Andrews? BTW your striving ass smerrr rike duck sozzzz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495108)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Pink candlestick maker

CR. If he says "medal play" one more time...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495160)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

what's youre problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495198)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

lol asians are the worst thing to ever happen to golf.

st. andrews is always prestigious even if youre just walking you're dog there on a sunday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495167)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

lol at this bullshit. plenty of public courses are very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497604)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: comical pozpig dilemma

you seem like someone i would enjoy punching in the face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495170)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Iridescent excitant telephone corner

Suit yourself, and good luck finding someone else to sponsor you at Shinnecock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495207)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

(xo gook claiming to be a shinnecock member)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495282)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

(Shinnecock member who plays costco balls)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498036)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: Iridescent excitant telephone corner

Sorry you can't afford to play Kirkland Signatures (or apparently know about the biggest golf equipment story of 2016).

http://www.golf.com/tour-news/2017/01/26/costco-kirkland-signature-golf-balls-arent-gone-forever

https://www.cbssports.com/golf/news/why-is-a-costco-golf-ball-currently-the-hottest-item-in-all-of-golf/

https://mygolfspy.com/kirkland-vs-titleist-pro-v1/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499370)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

they probably are a step up from the Precept MC Lady balls you used to play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499409)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Deranged patrolman

They're actually really good balls. Comparable to regular ProV1s and TM TPs. Certainly better than lower range urethane balls like the Project A or Rocketballz urethane. And it's just funny as hell to look down and see the ugly "Kirkland Signature" logo on an otherwise tour quality ball, or call out down the fairway, "yeah, that's me. I'm playing the Kirkland Signature." Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499451)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495280)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

Costco balls are not ok. Pro V1s are ubiquitous at this point. lol at buying anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497562)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Iridescent excitant telephone corner

I was kidding, but you obviously must not know much about golf if you didn't hear about the Kirkland Signature vs. Pro V1 comparison.

https://mygolfspy.com/kirkland-vs-titleist-pro-v1/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499379)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Deranged patrolman

how many k-sigs do you have left? I still have 6 dozen. Great balls for the price, obviously, but I think they spin too much. I prefer the X model balls (TPx/V1x/XV).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499424)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pocket flask

wearing your grandfather's golf shoes seems pretty fucking prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489767)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: exciting theater stage jap

Basically anything covered here

https://www.instagram.com/dadplayinggolf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495067)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba6vmC2FME9/?taken-by=dadplayinggolf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499322)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: Stirring immigrant pit

This thread is awesome. It's a bunch of queers trying to one up each other but if you fly too close to the sun you get called azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497493)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: shimmering flatulent dog poop

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497610)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Godawful Boyish State Idiot

every poaster ITT is asian or jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497624)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Concupiscible milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497843)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: Flirting legend den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498249)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Iridescent excitant telephone corner

Only by DBG or his sock pupppets because he knows fuck all about golf and that is his only retort when he is at the end of his short intellectual rope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499388)



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Date: July 26th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500625)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: low-t plaza clown

drive for show, putt for no dough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497559)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Ungodly coldplay fan weed whacker

Golf is for sissiecucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497615)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: chartreuse degenerate toilet seat

Having a 30 foot ball retriever that you routinely use not only do recover your own top flight X-Outs, but also to stop (regardless of pace of play) to get multiple discolored balls you see in a pond.

Pointer finger down along the shaft of the putter.

Having a special plastic angled tee that you spend more than 5 seconds searching for.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497706)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: Charismatic indigo box office mad-dog skullcap

Yep. Having the Jewstick and routinely using it is the biggest prole tell.

2nd one is spot on and hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497805)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

2nd point is spot on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497903)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Deranged patrolman

These are good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499258)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: Concupiscible milk

Leave me alone you sneering faggots. I just want to whack the ball around and post my 100+ score in peace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497858)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Doobsian Laser Beams

Like I said earlier, bunch of joyless fags in this thread. No drinking? Get the fuck out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498088)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

i don't think anyone actually agrees with DBG on that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498173)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Flirting legend den

for complete hacks like me, golf is most fun when you don’t keep score at all

I mean I know I’m gonna lose, why not just enjoy hitting the ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498260)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: chartreuse degenerate toilet seat

If you associate golf with drinking, by definition you are either a prole or alcoholic, save for a couple of exceptions: 1) wedding / bachelor party; 2) outing or scramble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498288)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

cr; it also means you dont take golf seriously which is prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498382)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: chartreuse degenerate toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498567)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Doobsian Laser Beams

Never said I wasn't prole. Just said that serious golfmos who look down on proles are fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498388)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: shimmering flatulent dog poop

I've never understood the contingent that suggests golf as a way to drink. If I want to drink, uh, I'll just go drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498399)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498414)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: Pink candlestick maker

Really? It's outside for one. You could just go drink on a patio sure, but golfing also serves as a great activity instead of just sitting there. People love playing games while drinking. And golf is a 180 game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498491)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: shimmering flatulent dog poop

Right but then I'm going golfing to golf, not to drink. If one likes golf and wants to play golf, I take no issue with it.

Golf shouldn't be a vehicle for drinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498538)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Pink candlestick maker

Some people like to combine. Especially non serious golfers. Great for bachelor parties.

What's wrong with enjoying both at same time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498594)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

prole tell = your golf outings are primarily bachelor parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499445)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

prole tell = not taking golf seriously and seeing it as an activity to fuck around at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498544)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: Pink candlestick maker

Maybe. But it's not like you are playing that way everytime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498597)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 11:48 AM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

Prole tell is being an 11 who takes golf super seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40139288)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible milk

I enjoy drinking when I golf. I don't need to drink because golf is fun on its own, but drinking and golfing can be fun sometimes.

It's all this other nitpicky shit that I don't care about. If you have good etiquette and maintain pace of play who gives a shit about plastic ball markers or a goofy Payne Stewart hat? Fuck off and let me chunk my irons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498475)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: Deranged patrolman

No real golfers care so long as you do as you said above. Follow traditional golf etiquette and play quickly. You can look and talk like a construction worker or dress like a Rickie Fowler clown for all I care. Drinking is fine too. We always throw back whiskey or a beer or two during our non-club weekend rounds. So long as you don't get legit drunk and act like an idiot, it's no big deal.

The truth is most golfers aren't pretentious clothmos like the dudes posting above, but are chill, generally good doods who love the game and enjoy meeting others who feel the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499368)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

stand bags made by anyone other than Ping

sticking your putter with the wedges in your bag and not organizing it properly in general

only having wedges that are part of your iron set

staff bags

having full matching sets of clubs that make it obvious you bought the entire set at the same time. probably at dicks.

dressing like a tour pro, white belts, tight pants, etc.

slow play, being a pain in the ass about drops and rules if you're not breaking 80.

want to say full scrambles but it's the only way for big outings to actually finish in the same day. modified scrambles (scramble on drives only) are less prole though and actually let you sort of play your own game.

as much as it pains me to say, reciting lines from Caddyshack while playing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498081)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Spectacular Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498240)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage

ljl this is caddyshack flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498398)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Spectacular Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498482)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: umber half-breed station

I played yesterday, and our group did a bunch of stuff that would qualify:

- pissing on a bush right by the tee box

- riding putter around the green like a horse after making a long put

- drinking many beers

- exchanging cash on the green after bets were won/lost



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498559)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498575)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: Pink candlestick maker

All of these things are actually very prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498579)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Concupiscible milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498591)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35502040)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

Owning any of these:

https://www.rockbottomgolf.com/shoes/golf-shoes/dawgs-spirit-golf-shoes/?sku=18DWGSPIRITMENMDBRB01401&utm_source=googleshopping&utm_medium=cse&utm_term=18DWGSPIRITMENMDBRB01401&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI48rauOnG2QIVh4TICh0O8wB3EAkYCCABEgKpqPD_BwE

https://www.amazon.com/Caddyswag-Par-Golf-Bag-Cooler/dp/B008PU39Q4

https://www.amazon.com/PrideSports-PABU6001-Golf-Ball-Pick-Up/dp/B006P9DW9G/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1519757189&sr=8-3&keywords=golf+ball+picker+upper

https://www.amazon.com/TheCanCaddy-Golf-Bag-Drink-Holder/dp/B008LYOHU6/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1519757341&sr=8-2&keywords=golf+bag+cup+holder

https://www.amazon.com/Search-Rescue-24-Foot-Orange-Retriever/dp/B000IL5EZ2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1519757552&sr=8-1&keywords=golf+water+retriver

https://www.amazon.com/Player-Supreme-Golf-Tubes-Dividers/dp/B0068P4UQQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1519757650&sr=8-1&keywords=golf+club+tubes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499161)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Iridescent excitant telephone corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499418)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: chartreuse degenerate toilet seat

Lol'd at several, #3 and #6 especially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35502092)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: emerald main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35503107)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: mauve site boiling water

definitely not fixing divots.

also, not letting faster players play through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499393)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Deranged patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499472)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: floppy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35526163)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489308)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: Charismatic indigo box office mad-dog skullcap

Using a beer brand golf bag (e.g. big red Budweiser bag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489347)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: Odious halford corn cake

(Rodney Dangerfield)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489489)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: Histrionic elastic band stain

so what? so let's dance

http://golf.swingbyswing.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Rodney_Dance_Caddyshack1.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489506)



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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

the red budweiser bags are awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500477)



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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: Charismatic indigo box office mad-dog skullcap

Awesome and prole are not mutually exclusive brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500501)



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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

the official red bud bag belongs in it's own category

This is 180:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Red-Budweiser-Bud-King-Of-Beers-Golf-Bag-w-Raincover-Shoulder-Strap/253724310501?hash=item3b1325bbe5%3Ag%3AA6sAAOSw7mpbOVne&_sacat=0&_nkw=budweiser+golf+bag&_from=R40&rt=nc&_trksid=p2334524.m570.l1313.TR5.TRC2.A0.H0.Xbudweiser+golf+bag.TRS0&LH_TitleDesc=0

this is 120 and is truly prole:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Datrek-Budweiser-Golf-Bag-With-Head-Cover/253765656208?hash=item3b159c9e90%3Ag%3AGr4AAOSw4-1bUhkF&_sacat=0&_nkw=budweiser+golf+bag&_from=R40&rt=nc&_trksid=p2334524.m570.l1313.TR5.TRC2.A0.H0.Xbudweiser+golf+bag.TRS0&LH_TitleDesc=0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500530)



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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: Stirring immigrant pit

BRUSH TEES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500543)



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Date: July 26th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling green fat ankles

Not sure how my ctrl+f for sneakers returns no results.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500615)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

(not one of the cool jr. golfers at the club doing minimalist schtick in sneakers carrying a ping moon/titleist sunday bag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36536527)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 1:56 AM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

ping l8 is the potus bag if you can find one in good condition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36567840)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 2:06 AM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

cr i just went back to mine last year. also had an original hoofer.

the minimalism trend seemed to happen right after ping stopped with those and started making the hoofer 2 with full length dividers, ugly water bottle pocket and other gay stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36567870)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

i liked the water bottle pocket. the little bottle pouch inside the long pocket in the L8 was 180 for underage drinking though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36567878)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: topaz alpha ticket booth

there was no real advantage over putting the bottle in the middle pouch on the original hoofer. the zipper was useless. also looked like shit of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36567888)



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Date: April 30th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

I liked the water bottle pocket and the hoofer 2 pocket setup better in general than the later models.

L8 still is the potus pocket setup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40123447)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 2:05 AM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

since we're talking about minimalism, playing barefoot = super prestigious. only credited approach if you forget your shoes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36567869)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 4:05 PM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40118007)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 3:46 PM
Author: curious haunted graveyard old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40117910)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 4:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser twinkling locale

Not wearing plus fours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40118025)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 4:18 PM
Author: rebellious drab filthpig

when do you find time to play golf especially if you still play real sports

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40118061)



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Date: April 30th, 2020 9:49 AM
Author: vengeful abode international law enforcement agency

"real" sports are for children. adults play golf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40122079)



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Date: April 30th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Charcoal kitchen azn

Hummer golf cart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40123483)