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Hypo: 1M to be locked in abandoned mall w two hungry big cats

You start at one end of the mall and must exit through the o...
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If Auntie Anne's pretzels is open you can just cook the cats...
garnet aromatic cuckoldry parlour
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Big cats love snacks.
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  04/06/18
everyone loves snacks
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this assumes a clear path to Spencer's w NOBIGCAT
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a Nordstrom on the lower level of the opposite end
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this pleases me much to read
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sprinted past an albino liger to poast this
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tantric galvanic stag film private investor
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where is the food court? is there a spencer's gifts?
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Food court is upstairs near the department store w the exit
bronze spot preventive strike
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Shit.
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I'd do this cuz it'd be a good way to go. I put my odds of ...
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I think it's much closer to 0%.
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Wtf are you impostering me for
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whoa
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Its a homage. What color are you?
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Midnight blue
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I'd do it.
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Here, kitty, kitty.
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*charges full speed with chainsaw on security guard's Segwa...
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there's a mid sized sporting goods/ camping store but they d...
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There's no chance of success if they're hungry, as described...
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seems not that difficult
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but where will I get the $1MM?
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Jaguar's not gonna do shit to a grown "male." Jus...
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Do you know what a jaguar the animal is?
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jaguar crushes alligator's skull in jaws no match for pumo
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that's a leopard
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A "bobcat" is not a big cat lol
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seems like an outrageous thing to say about the smallest but...
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Denver is not midwest
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(denverite)
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Lmao, ur retard.
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the biggest idiot here hands down
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sry but xo settled the science on this 5+ years ago - middle...
hairraiser idea he suggested mental disorder
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i'd prefer double lion. the others can climb
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Malls have doors right? Can big cats open doors?
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Couldnt you just crawl through the air ducts or walk across...
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This would be like the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park
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Where is the rainforest Cafe located in this mall?
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Oh, what "kings of the jungle."
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Wouldnt two hungry big cats just attack each other, killing...
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op must really have it in for big cats
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Does the mall have a sporting goods store?
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mind reader, are you a gremlin
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good thread would play again
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dear god please let a fortuitous hungry big cat dood...
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*releases pet store chihuahua diversion*
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Cats are cats. Grab a couple memory foam mattresses and ...
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why not hollow out a body hole from a mattress and then put ...
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There's a reason we rule this rock.
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a lion can go a month without eating, did you cop all the au...
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A human can also go a month without eating bud. Also these a...
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bloodacre could go for a year
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*Cats frolic in mall fountain*
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Or shits in it. https://youtu.be/YmZonrhC4pw?t=10s
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Do they still have The Sharper Image? A couple of big cats ...
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Race car would be perfect!
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Wouldnt the speed advantages of the big cats be compromised...
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I'd suck off the lion and top the other "cat"
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is there an adopt a pet at this mall
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Get one of these metal display stands: https://files.catbox....
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Clever
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Plausible success until they get curious and knock it over w...
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*hops in Tesla, drives to other end*
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Since this thread's debut whenever I go to a mall I ponder w...
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: bronze spot preventive strike

You start at one end of the mall and must exit through the other end. The mall has two levels and a random hungry big cat (lion, tiger, jaguar etc) is placed on each near the middle. Mall systems are running as if it were a normal day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780217)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:12 AM
Author: Chartreuse Fighting Sanctuary

EDIT: nm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520528)



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Date: September 2nd, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#48040797)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: garnet aromatic cuckoldry parlour

I'm a bit strapped right now, for $500K can I do this with one big cat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780225)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: tantric galvanic stag film private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780233)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: garnet aromatic cuckoldry parlour

If Auntie Anne's pretzels is open you can just cook the cats some nice pretzel dogs, fill them up, and walk out the other side at your leisure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780240)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: obsidian territorial range sneaky criminal

Big cats love snacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780282)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:54 PM
Author: charismatic famous landscape painting garrison

everyone loves snacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35789344)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: bronze spot preventive strike

this assumes a clear path to Spencer's w NOBIGCAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780246)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: tantric galvanic stag film private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780279)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: bronze spot preventive strike

a Nordstrom on the lower level of the opposite end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780299)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: tantric galvanic stag film private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780327)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: electric honey-headed house blood rage

this pleases me much to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783591)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:22 AM
Author: tantric galvanic stag film private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790030)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:41 AM
Author: avocado theater stage

sprinted past an albino liger to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790067)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: coral coffee pot

(guy who played Alien: Isolation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781760)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: tantric galvanic stag film private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783439)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: out-of-control chocolate corner

where is the food court?

is there a spencer's gifts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780247)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: bronze spot preventive strike

Food court is upstairs near the department store w the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780263)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: out-of-control chocolate corner

Shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780408)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: cordovan trip kitchen

I'd do this cuz it'd be a good way to go. I put my odds of success at 35 percent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780266)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: onyx sexy pervert

I think it's much closer to 0%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780287)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: mauve menage

Wtf are you impostering me for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780318)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: onyx sexy pervert

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780332)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: mauve menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780382)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: cordovan trip kitchen

Its a homage. What color are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781077)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: mauve menage

Midnight blue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35784393)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: glassy supple jew regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781424)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: cordovan trip kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35782144)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: pungent lime foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783719)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:18 AM
Author: mauve menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790021)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: obsidian territorial range sneaky criminal

I'd do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780272)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: obsidian territorial range sneaky criminal

*loads up on guns and distraction jerky at Dick's Sporting Goods*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780311)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: tantric galvanic stag film private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780345)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: obsidian territorial range sneaky criminal

No, it's not. But I'll play along anyway.

*suits up Doom style with Craftsman chainsaw*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780404)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: tantric galvanic stag film private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780511)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: obsidian territorial range sneaky criminal

Here, kitty, kitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780990)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: obsidian territorial range sneaky criminal

*charges full speed with chainsaw on security guard's Segway*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781044)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: bronze spot preventive strike

there's a mid sized sporting goods/ camping store but they don't sell guns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780359)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: onyx sexy pervert

There's no chance of success if they're hungry, as described in OP.

If they were asleep you might be able to make it, but they'd probably want to play (roughly). They're very curious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780315)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Comical public bath

seems not that difficult

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780325)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: slimy abusive resort hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35788159)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: Excitant forum becky

I'd just grab some delicious Trump Steaks from the Sharper Image store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780347)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Carnelian Meetinghouse Travel Guidebook

but where will I get the $1MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780372)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Ocher titillating wrinkle chad

Jaguar's not gonna do shit to a grown "male." Just avoid the tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780410)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: mewling native

lol what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780457)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Ocher titillating wrinkle chad

Do you know what a jaguar the animal is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780462)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: mewling native

Its size and weight vary considerably: weights are normally in the range of 5696 kg (123212 lb). Larger males have been recorded to weigh as much as 158 kg (348 lb)

This could absolutely fuck a grown man up, are you insane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780497)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: disgusting church building

jaguar crushes alligator's skull in jaws

no match for pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780701)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: glassy supple jew regret

that's a leopard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781435)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: disgusting church building

Who would win in a fight between a jaguar and a leopard?

A jaguar. Besides being larger than a leopard, they have the strongest bite force of any big cat, including tigers and lions. They regularly kill crocs, which leopards dont.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781751)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: Sepia Frisky Area Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780736)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Stimulating demanding newt ticket booth

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780467)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Boyish fiercely-loyal lettuce

*rubs Chick-fil-a food court chicken all over self*

*makes lots of noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780505)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Stimulating demanding newt ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780513)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: crawly copper ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780597)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: bateful theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780773)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Shivering sinister athletic conference

this made me spit my coffee out at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781049)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Boyish fiercely-loyal lettuce

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781154)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Turquoise School Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783435)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: contagious lay gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786732)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: avocado theater stage

*spicy chicken sandwich breading and polynesian sauc but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35789407)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:27 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy passionate psychic son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790038)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: puce hospital gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520021)



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Date: November 13th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: contagious lay gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#48332322)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353512)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: hairraiser idea he suggested mental disorder

odds seem pretty good as long as u don't draw double lion, lion/tiger, or double tiger

ur avg 6'4 230 lb xo po would stunt on bobcats cheetahs leopards and cougars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780512)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: mewling native

A "bobcat" is not a big cat lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780523)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: hairraiser idea he suggested mental disorder

seems like an outrageous thing to say about the smallest but pluckiest member of the big cat family

what next, denver isn't in the midwest because it isn't mid enough?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781076)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Sepia Frisky Area Main People

Denver is not midwest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781125)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:28 PM
Author: electric honey-headed house blood rage

(denverite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783613)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: cordovan trip kitchen

Lmao, ur retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786898)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: seedy burgundy base cuck

the biggest idiot here hands down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786916)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: hairraiser idea he suggested mental disorder

sry but xo settled the science on this 5+ years ago - middle part of the western united states or western part of the middle of the united states, by any definition it's midwest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35788046)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Comical public bath

i'd prefer double lion. the others can climb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780525)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: electric honey-headed house blood rage

lions climb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG96HHqb7Jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783618)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: tantric galvanic stag film private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790029)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: Impertinent pocket flask

Malls have doors right? Can big cats open doors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780535)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: disrespectful translucent twinkling uncleanness

I would start at the Macy's and grab about 8-10 mannequins and tie them all to a clothing rack side-to-side. Ideally these would span the width of the mall hallways. I'd dress them all up in drag gear with huge dildos glued over their bodies, and use shoelaces to tie my hands and feet to the hands and feet of the mannequins so I could control them like puppets. I'd then sneak out to the Sears and get 8-10 table saws and about 400 feet of extension cord and a surge protector. I'd duct tape the power saws to their hands, connect them to the surge protector, and plug it in. I would then walk with the mannequins through the mall, making synchronized slashing motions with the table saws, obliterating any "cats" in our way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780596)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: crawly copper ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780600)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Brass Site Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780747)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: Shivering sinister athletic conference

Gonna be hard sneaking to Sears when youre hooked to your mannequin murder rape machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781086)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: disrespectful translucent twinkling uncleanness

It would actually be easier because I could grab everything at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781290)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: todd bonzalez

criminally underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353472)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: milky dashing set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781473)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Cobalt School Cafeteria Mexican

Amazing answer but you'd probably end up fucking and sucking your mannequin orgy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35784788)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:56 PM
Author: charismatic famous landscape painting garrison

what are the dildos for again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35789357)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:58 PM
Author: laughsome walnut brunch

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520450)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Odious French Chef

I'm laughing so hard in my office that I'm tearing up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080416)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: puce hospital gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520026)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:52 PM
Author: Fishy Cracking Mad-dog Skullcap Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520083)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:57 PM
Author: bronze spot preventive strike

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520114)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:37 PM
Author: Brass Site Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520345)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:38 PM
Author: garnet aromatic cuckoldry parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520347)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: kumbaya moderate sashaying into your thread (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353503)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: crawly copper ceo

Couldnt you just crawl through the air ducts or walk across the roof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780604)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Cowardly Glittery Stock Car

This would be like the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780606)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: disrespectful translucent twinkling uncleanness

Where is the rainforest Cafe located in this mall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780682)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: disrespectful translucent twinkling uncleanness

Plan B: get a huge bottle of lotion at bed, bath, and body works and run through the mall squirting it on the floor and laughing as they slip and tumble over each other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780704)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: onyx sexy pervert

Slipping subtle insider info re merger of B&BW & BB&B?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780750)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible Autistic Bawdyhouse Gay Wizard

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786762)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: obsidian territorial range sneaky criminal

Oh, what "kings of the jungle."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781007)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: Stimulating demanding newt ticket booth

cr plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781009)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: avocado theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35784429)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs fanboi

Wouldnt two hungry big cats just attack each other, killing one and leaving the other heavily wounded but well fed? Why would I pay 1m for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780720)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: hairraiser idea he suggested mental disorder

op must really have it in for big cats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781054)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: fluffy lake milk

Does the mall have a sporting goods store?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780732)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: Ruddy filthpig faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783515)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: obsidian territorial range sneaky criminal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780359

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783639)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Ruddy filthpig faggot firefighter

mind reader, are you a gremlin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783718)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Sepia Frisky Area Main People

good thread would play again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780743)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Talented Sticky Casino

dear god please let a fortuitous hungry big cat dood...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780844)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: obsidian territorial range sneaky criminal

*releases pet store chihuahua diversion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781083)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: obsidian territorial range sneaky criminal

Cats are cats.

Grab a couple memory foam mattresses and some meat from the food court, and they'll probably have dinner and curl up for a nap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781100)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: electric honey-headed house blood rage

why not hollow out a body hole from a mattress and then put it on top of yourself and then just inch along the floor, protected by possibly five mattresses resting on top of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783637)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: obsidian territorial range sneaky criminal

Could work. I had a similar idea.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783631

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783652)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: Bonkers antidepressant drug field

Hole up in the nearest store where I can easily make myself inaccessible to a cat (by closing doors, building a barrier, w/e). Ideally, have bottled water nearby.

Wait for cats to die of hunger/thirst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781443)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: obsidian territorial range sneaky criminal

There's a reason we rule this rock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783421)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: electric honey-headed house blood rage

a lion can go a month without eating, did you cop all the auntie anne's and marble slab yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783675)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Bonkers antidepressant drug field

A human can also go a month without eating bud. Also these are "hungry" cats so I assume they're at least a few days into NOFOOD already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783697)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs fanboi

bloodacre could go for a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35784433)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible Autistic Bawdyhouse Gay Wizard

*Cats frolic in mall fountain*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786769)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: obsidian territorial range sneaky criminal

Or shits in it.

https://youtu.be/YmZonrhC4pw?t=10s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786846)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: arousing useless brakes crackhouse

Do they still have The Sharper Image? A couple of big cats would go apeshit for those kooky gadgets they sell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781444)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: cordovan trip kitchen

Race car would be perfect!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786861)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: Idiotic Razzle-dazzle Locus Fortuitous Meteor

Wouldnt the speed advantages of the big cats be compromised with marble floors??

Surely pumped up on adrenaline, donning Howie Longs slip on sketchers and running about 19mph you should be able to out maneuver them for lack of traction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781464)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Turquoise School Scourge Upon The Earth

I'd suck off the lion and top the other "cat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783447)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: electric honey-headed house blood rage

is there an adopt a pet at this mall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783594)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: obsidian territorial range sneaky criminal

Get one of these metal display stands: https://files.catbox.moe/ka5k9k.jpg

Cover it with a sheet that has a view port cut out of it.

Then turtle your way to the other end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783631)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: Bonkers antidepressant drug field

Clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783681)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: cordovan trip kitchen

Plausible success until they get curious and knock it over when they smell you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786868)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: obsidian territorial range sneaky criminal

*hops in Tesla, drives to other end*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783677)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Vivacious piazza affirmative action

First, I don a Canadian tuxedo in Macy's and some Air Maxes:

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/nike-mens-air-max-more-running-sneakers-from-finish-line?ID=4915978&CategoryID=63266#fn=BRAND%3DNike%26SIZE%3D%26sp%3D1%26spc%3D256%26ruleId%3D28%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D1

There are two floors in Macy's and escalators inside the store. Kinda like this but with 2 floors:

https://www.thesomersetcollection.com/retailers/macys/

I get my bearings, up and down. I figure a big cat doesn't know how to ride an escalator--especially the wrong way up. I stack some mannequins by the landing so I can throw in its path up the escalator if it comes to that.

There is a home goods store with big kitchen knives. I grab a couple of pointy 6" ones like this

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/j.a.-henckels-international-classic-chefs-knife-6?ID=807203&CategoryID=31760#fn=sp%3D1%26spc%3D347%26ruleId%3D78%7CBOOST%20ATTRIBUTE%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D60

I need a warning system to alert me to the cats' presence. I want to know where they are before I make a move--if I can help it. I bet I can move a bunch of light chairs and stools from the makeup section (supplemented by some shelving or something) to create a barrier of sorts in front of each entrance that will won't stop a determined cat but will make enough racket to give me warning to flee up or down.

I'll figure out how to raise and lower the evening security gate and close it down and get some sleep.

I think my next play is to move my barriers outward, clearing safe space several stores down. Same idea with a warning detector. I probably can lower the security gates to 3" off the floor, drape some sheets over it to the floor and block most of the open clearance with some tables or stacked mattresses. Just to confuse the cat enough to let me get through and then up or down and out. I know I can slip through my designated opening and if chased head up or down and slip out the other entrance in the same way. I leave some mattresses outside the gate for shutting the cat inside.

But if that happens, then it's a surprise and I'm out in the open with 1 cat to go. So I'm careful at first. I want to see it coming.

I think I like the idea of being on the top floor and baiting them downstairs. The food court is too far so I need to get them downstairs in my section. I have all kinds of scented shit, gift baskets, cupcake batter. So I definitely have some type of food bait, but who knows if they cats haven't found the same kind of shit in the mall. But this is perfect:

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/stonewall-kitchen-original-pancake-waffle-mix?ID=4229371&CategoryID=45859#fn=GOURMET_FOOD_TYPE%3DFood%26SIZE%3D%26sp%3D1%26spc%3D2%26ruleId%3D78%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D2

I decide to be ironic and lather copies amounts of wet pancake batter around a mannequins's ken doll nullo and hang dripping from the second store to about 5' off the ground downstairs. As far down as to the first atrium I can comfortably get. I tie some jingle bells or glasses or whatever i can scrounge up around to make a warning sound.

I set up a couple more.

If I can put eyes on 2 cats at once downstairs, I run to freedom in my Nike Air's. That's my plan.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35784344)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: cordovan trip kitchen

/thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786876)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:30 PM
Author: charismatic famous landscape painting garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519997)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: puce hospital gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520031)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: cordovan trip kitchen

Get a bunch of laser pointers from Spencers and send them hauling ass to the other side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786902)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: cordovan trip kitchen

Two words: Quad-Copter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786919)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: bright buck-toothed box office yarmulke

yes, I'm in. I don't think this would be terribly hard. Would take some patience and resourcefulness.

That said, I once worked in a mall, so I'm cocky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35788296)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling amber lodge

Fantastic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35789223)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:19 AM
Author: Floppy den

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmNyVFibClQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790022)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:26 AM
Author: mint big stage friendly grandma

id put catnip all over the place, slip out back door while catdoods are catnipin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790037)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:33 AM
Author: razzmatazz jet-lagged heaven

What if one cat decided to take an escalator down you could just sneak by

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Shivering sinister athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080397)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Odious French Chef

I'll take it. However, my plan is just to wander down to Hot Dog on a Stick and gorge myself until the Tigers get me. I don't really want to live anymore and I also love Hot Dog on a Stick, so this hypo works well for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080406)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Ruddy filthpig faggot firefighter

Since this thread's debut whenever I go to a mall I ponder ways to evade two hypothetical big cats within it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080420)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: Shivering sinister athletic conference

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080443)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Histrionic Indirect Expression Whorehouse

I haven't been to a mall in years

now reading through this 180 thread, I am reconsidering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080445)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:32 PM
Author: Startling dilemma tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520001)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: outnumbered heady clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519952)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:20 PM
Author: bronze spot preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519956)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: charismatic famous landscape painting garrison

"big cats" in the title always cracks me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519962)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: Marvelous low-t orchestra pit sex offender

Do you get to choose the cats? Might be worth it if it’s leopards, cheetahs, mountain lions, and/or Jaguars. Cheetahs have a very specific fixed action pattern that is easy to avoid triggering, and the remainder are primarily ambush predators. Lions (especially male) and tigers would be tough as shit though. Hopefully one of the nearby stores has laser pointers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519987)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:34 PM
Author: garnet aromatic cuckoldry parlour

How the fuck is this even a question?

"a random hungry big cat (lion, tiger, jaguar etc) is placed on each near the middle"

Random. Raaaaaaaaaaandom. RANDOM. No, you don't get to choose the cats, because that's literally the opposite of random.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520331)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:04 AM
Author: Marvelous low-t orchestra pit sex offender

I dunno. You could choose the species and then it would be random if it was Darnell the lion or Jacqueline the lioness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520487)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:29 PM
Author: Startling dilemma tank

FUCK yeah, I carry anytime I'm out. I'll shoot two big cats for $1mm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519993)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:03 PM
Author: Nighttime mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520146)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:09 AM
Author: Chartreuse Fighting Sanctuary

Get to a secure location with enough water to last 48 hours and wait for the cats to die of thirst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520515)



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Date: November 13th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: wine curious locale coldplay fan

They could just drink out of the toilets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#48332343)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: todd bonzalez

okay, then wait for them to die of hep c.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353474)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43575672)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Paralegal Satan (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353428)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: ;;......,.,.,.;.,.,.,.,., ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353482)