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Hypo: 1M to be locked in abandoned mall w two hungry big cats

You start at one end of the mall and must exit through the o...
Wild hall newt
  04/06/18
EDIT: nm
Lascivious seedy mexican
  11/28/21
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hairless copper corner
  09/02/24
I'm a bit strapped right now, for $500K can I do this with o...
Blathering chocolate new version
  04/06/18
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arousing walnut pervert
  04/06/18
If Auntie Anne's pretzels is open you can just cook the cats...
Blathering chocolate new version
  04/06/18
Big cats love snacks.
idiotic antidepressant drug brethren
  04/06/18
everyone loves snacks
multi-colored saffron queen of the night
  04/07/18
this assumes a clear path to Spencer's w NOBIGCAT
Wild hall newt
  04/06/18
...
arousing walnut pervert
  04/06/18
a Nordstrom on the lower level of the opposite end
Wild hall newt
  04/06/18
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arousing walnut pervert
  04/06/18
this pleases me much to read
slimy useless brakes state
  04/06/18
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arousing walnut pervert
  04/08/18
sprinted past an albino liger to poast this
Ebony factory reset button resort
  04/08/18
(guy who played Alien: Isolation)
vermilion duck-like jewess
  04/06/18
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arousing walnut pervert
  04/06/18
where is the food court? is there a spencer's gifts?
Diverse pearly party of the first part
  04/06/18
Food court is upstairs near the department store w the exit
Wild hall newt
  04/06/18
Shit.
Diverse pearly party of the first part
  04/06/18
I'd do this cuz it'd be a good way to go. I put my odds of ...
Ivory Psychic Station
  04/06/18
I think it's much closer to 0%.
odious roast beef generalized bond
  04/06/18
Wtf are you impostering me for
Supple effete property
  04/06/18
whoa
odious roast beef generalized bond
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...
Supple effete property
  04/06/18
Its a homage. What color are you?
Ivory Psychic Station
  04/06/18
Midnight blue
Supple effete property
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henna digit ratio home
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Ivory Psychic Station
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thriller address
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Supple effete property
  04/08/18
I'd do it.
idiotic antidepressant drug brethren
  04/06/18
*loads up on guns and distraction jerky at Dick's Sporting G...
idiotic antidepressant drug brethren
  04/06/18
...
arousing walnut pervert
  04/06/18
No, it's not. But I'll play along anyway. *suits up Doom ...
idiotic antidepressant drug brethren
  04/06/18
...
arousing walnut pervert
  04/06/18
Here, kitty, kitty.
idiotic antidepressant drug brethren
  04/06/18
*charges full speed with chainsaw on security guard's Segwa...
idiotic antidepressant drug brethren
  04/06/18
there's a mid sized sporting goods/ camping store but they d...
Wild hall newt
  04/06/18
There's no chance of success if they're hungry, as described...
odious roast beef generalized bond
  04/06/18
seems not that difficult
Overrated Glassy Pisswyrm Market
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mauve vigorous twinkling uncleanness dragon
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I'd just grab some delicious Trump Steaks from the Sharper I...
disturbing razzle-dazzle site
  04/06/18
but where will I get the $1MM?
gay wagecucks telephone
  04/06/18
Jaguar's not gonna do shit to a grown "male." Jus...
Sienna Bespoke Weed Whacker
  04/06/18
lol what
rose principal's office faggotry
  04/06/18
Do you know what a jaguar the animal is?
Sienna Bespoke Weed Whacker
  04/06/18
Its size and weight vary considerably: weights are normally ...
rose principal's office faggotry
  04/06/18
jaguar crushes alligator's skull in jaws no match for pumo
Impressive bossy crackhouse fortuitous meteor
  04/06/18
that's a leopard
henna digit ratio home
  04/06/18
Who would win in a fight between a jaguar and a leopard? A ...
Impressive bossy crackhouse fortuitous meteor
  04/06/18
...
Navy forum trump supporter
  04/06/18
sign me up
chestnut boyish stage preventive strike
  04/06/18
*rubs Chick-fil-a food court chicken all over self* *makes ...
dun sickened dopamine church
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...
chestnut boyish stage preventive strike
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Twinkling Vibrant Shitlib
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massive abode
  04/06/18
this made me spit my coffee out at work
Brindle Cracking Area Pozpig
  04/06/18
ty
dun sickened dopamine church
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Jet-lagged Dashing Library Potus
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...
aromatic hell
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*spicy chicken sandwich breading and polynesian sauc but cr
Ebony factory reset button resort
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Obsidian talking mother
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aromatic hell
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i gave my cousin head
  10/16/25
odds seem pretty good as long as u don't draw double lion, l...
milky garrison faggot firefighter
  04/06/18
A "bobcat" is not a big cat lol
rose principal's office faggotry
  04/06/18
seems like an outrageous thing to say about the smallest but...
milky garrison faggot firefighter
  04/06/18
Denver is not midwest
Navy forum trump supporter
  04/06/18
(denverite)
slimy useless brakes state
  04/06/18
Lmao, ur retard.
Ivory Psychic Station
  04/07/18
the biggest idiot here hands down
Turquoise stead puppy
  04/07/18
sry but xo settled the science on this 5+ years ago - middle...
milky garrison faggot firefighter
  04/07/18
i'd prefer double lion. the others can climb
Overrated Glassy Pisswyrm Market
  04/06/18
lions climb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG96HHqb7Jw
slimy useless brakes state
  04/06/18
...
arousing walnut pervert
  04/08/18
Malls have doors right? Can big cats open doors?
hairraiser theatre filthpig
  04/06/18
I would start at the Macy's and grab about 8-10 mannequins a...
Topaz Racy Alpha
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Twinkling Vibrant Shitlib
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Dull Slippery Partner Point
  04/06/18
Gonna be hard sneaking to Sears when youre hooked to your m...
Brindle Cracking Area Pozpig
  04/06/18
It would actually be easier because I could grab everything ...
Topaz Racy Alpha
  04/06/18
criminally underrated.
goofy shrew with big stupid floppy hat
  10/16/25
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razzmatazz wine halford university
  04/06/18
Amazing answer but you'd probably end up fucking and sucking...
Razzle Internal Respiration
  04/07/18
what are the dildos for again
multi-colored saffron queen of the night
  04/07/18
?
Histrionic cruel-hearted casino nowag
  11/27/21
I'm laughing so hard in my office that I'm tearing up.
Indigo school goal in life
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Obsidian talking mother
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flesh swashbuckling bawdyhouse striped hyena
  11/27/21
lol
Wild hall newt
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Dull Slippery Partner Point
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Blathering chocolate new version
  11/27/21
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kumbaya moderate sashaying into your thread
  10/16/25
Couldnt you just crawl through the air ducts or walk across...
Twinkling Vibrant Shitlib
  04/06/18
This would be like the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park
marvelous flickering persian
  04/06/18
Where is the rainforest Cafe located in this mall?
Topaz Racy Alpha
  04/06/18
Plan B: get a huge bottle of lotion at bed, bath, and body w...
Topaz Racy Alpha
  04/06/18
Slipping subtle insider info re merger of B&BW & BB&...
odious roast beef generalized bond
  04/06/18
underrated
insane motley lettuce organic girlfriend
  04/07/18
Oh, what "kings of the jungle."
idiotic antidepressant drug brethren
  04/06/18
cr plan
chestnut boyish stage preventive strike
  04/06/18
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Ebony factory reset button resort
  04/07/18
Wouldnt two hungry big cats just attack each other, killing...
coral costumed hairy legs
  04/06/18
op must really have it in for big cats
milky garrison faggot firefighter
  04/06/18
Does the mall have a sporting goods store?
irate scourge upon the earth
  04/06/18
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Flushed bateful national
  04/06/18
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&foru...
idiotic antidepressant drug brethren
  04/06/18
mind reader, are you a gremlin
Flushed bateful national
  04/06/18
good thread would play again
Navy forum trump supporter
  04/06/18
dear god please let a fortuitous hungry big cat dood...
trip indian lodge
  04/06/18
*releases pet store chihuahua diversion*
idiotic antidepressant drug brethren
  04/06/18
Cats are cats. Grab a couple memory foam mattresses and ...
idiotic antidepressant drug brethren
  04/06/18
why not hollow out a body hole from a mattress and then put ...
slimy useless brakes state
  04/06/18
Could work. I had a similar idea. http://www.xoxohth.com/...
idiotic antidepressant drug brethren
  04/06/18
Hole up in the nearest store where I can easily make myself ...
Brilliant Passionate Step-uncle's House Wrinkle
  04/06/18
There's a reason we rule this rock.
idiotic antidepressant drug brethren
  04/06/18
a lion can go a month without eating, did you cop all the au...
slimy useless brakes state
  04/06/18
A human can also go a month without eating bud. Also these a...
Brilliant Passionate Step-uncle's House Wrinkle
  04/06/18
bloodacre could go for a year
coral costumed hairy legs
  04/07/18
*Cats frolic in mall fountain*
insane motley lettuce organic girlfriend
  04/07/18
Or shits in it. https://youtu.be/YmZonrhC4pw?t=10s
idiotic antidepressant drug brethren
  04/07/18
Do they still have The Sharper Image? A couple of big cats ...
Jet ticket booth
  04/06/18
Race car would be perfect!
Ivory Psychic Station
  04/07/18
Wouldnt the speed advantages of the big cats be compromised...
heady chad affirmative action
  04/06/18
I'd suck off the lion and top the other "cat"
Jet-lagged Dashing Library Potus
  04/06/18
is there an adopt a pet at this mall
slimy useless brakes state
  04/06/18
Get one of these metal display stands: https://files.catbox....
idiotic antidepressant drug brethren
  04/06/18
Clever
Brilliant Passionate Step-uncle's House Wrinkle
  04/06/18
Plausible success until they get curious and knock it over w...
Ivory Psychic Station
  04/07/18
*hops in Tesla, drives to other end*
idiotic antidepressant drug brethren
  04/06/18
First, I don a Canadian tuxedo in Macy's and some Air Maxes:...
Glittery ratface
  04/07/18
/thread
Ivory Psychic Station
  04/07/18
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multi-colored saffron queen of the night
  11/27/21
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Obsidian talking mother
  11/27/21
Get a bunch of laser pointers from Spencers and send them h...
Ivory Psychic Station
  04/07/18
Two words: Quad-Copter
Ivory Psychic Station
  04/07/18
yes, I'm in. I don't think this would be terribly hard. Wo...
crusty deer antler
  04/07/18
Fantastic thread
yapping appetizing place of business death wish
  04/07/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmNyVFibClQ
Orange trailer park
  04/08/18
id put catnip all over the place, slip out back door while c...
amber idea he suggested
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What if one cat decided to take an escalator down you could ...
Abusive Provocative Love Of Her Life Hissy Fit
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Brindle Cracking Area Pozpig
  10/23/18
I'll take it. However, my plan is just to wander down to Ho...
Indigo school goal in life
  10/23/18
Since this thread's debut whenever I go to a mall I ponder w...
Flushed bateful national
  10/23/18
Same
Brindle Cracking Area Pozpig
  10/23/18
I haven't been to a mall in years now reading through thi...
Drunken stimulating native famous landscape painting
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Fragrant hospital police squad
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umber electric hunting ground
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Wild hall newt
  11/27/21
"big cats" in the title always cracks me up
multi-colored saffron queen of the night
  11/27/21
Do you get to choose the cats? Might be worth it if it&rsquo...
Dead grizzly center
  11/27/21
How the fuck is this even a question? "a random hung...
Blathering chocolate new version
  11/27/21
I dunno. You could choose the species and then it would be r...
Dead grizzly center
  11/28/21
FUCK yeah, I carry anytime I'm out. I'll shoot two big cats ...
Fragrant hospital police squad
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Crystalline nofapping yarmulke
  11/27/21
Get to a secure location with enough water to last 48 hours ...
Lascivious seedy mexican
  11/28/21
They could just drink out of the toilets
painfully honest blood rage idiot
  11/13/24
okay, then wait for them to die of hep c.
goofy shrew with big stupid floppy hat
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hairless copper corner
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Paralegal Satan
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Wild hall newt

You start at one end of the mall and must exit through the other end. The mall has two levels and a random hungry big cat (lion, tiger, jaguar etc) is placed on each near the middle. Mall systems are running as if it were a normal day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780217)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:12 AM
Author: Lascivious seedy mexican

EDIT: nm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520528)



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Date: September 2nd, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: hairless copper corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#48040797)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Blathering chocolate new version

I'm a bit strapped right now, for $500K can I do this with one big cat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780225)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: arousing walnut pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780233)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Blathering chocolate new version

If Auntie Anne's pretzels is open you can just cook the cats some nice pretzel dogs, fill them up, and walk out the other side at your leisure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780240)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: idiotic antidepressant drug brethren

Big cats love snacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780282)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:54 PM
Author: multi-colored saffron queen of the night

everyone loves snacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35789344)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Wild hall newt

this assumes a clear path to Spencer's w NOBIGCAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780246)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: arousing walnut pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780279)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Wild hall newt

a Nordstrom on the lower level of the opposite end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780299)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: arousing walnut pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780327)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: slimy useless brakes state

this pleases me much to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783591)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:22 AM
Author: arousing walnut pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790030)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:41 AM
Author: Ebony factory reset button resort

sprinted past an albino liger to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790067)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: vermilion duck-like jewess

(guy who played Alien: Isolation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781760)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: arousing walnut pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783439)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Diverse pearly party of the first part

where is the food court?

is there a spencer's gifts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780247)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Wild hall newt

Food court is upstairs near the department store w the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780263)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Diverse pearly party of the first part

Shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780408)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Ivory Psychic Station

I'd do this cuz it'd be a good way to go. I put my odds of success at 35 percent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780266)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: odious roast beef generalized bond

I think it's much closer to 0%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780287)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Supple effete property

Wtf are you impostering me for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780318)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: odious roast beef generalized bond

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780332)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Supple effete property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780382)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Ivory Psychic Station

Its a homage. What color are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781077)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: Supple effete property

Midnight blue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35784393)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: henna digit ratio home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781424)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: Ivory Psychic Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35782144)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: thriller address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783719)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:18 AM
Author: Supple effete property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790021)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: idiotic antidepressant drug brethren

I'd do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780272)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: idiotic antidepressant drug brethren

*loads up on guns and distraction jerky at Dick's Sporting Goods*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780311)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: arousing walnut pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780345)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: idiotic antidepressant drug brethren

No, it's not. But I'll play along anyway.

*suits up Doom style with Craftsman chainsaw*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780404)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: arousing walnut pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780511)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: idiotic antidepressant drug brethren

Here, kitty, kitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780990)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: idiotic antidepressant drug brethren

*charges full speed with chainsaw on security guard's Segway*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781044)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Wild hall newt

there's a mid sized sporting goods/ camping store but they don't sell guns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780359)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: odious roast beef generalized bond

There's no chance of success if they're hungry, as described in OP.

If they were asleep you might be able to make it, but they'd probably want to play (roughly). They're very curious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780315)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Overrated Glassy Pisswyrm Market

seems not that difficult

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780325)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: mauve vigorous twinkling uncleanness dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35788159)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: disturbing razzle-dazzle site

I'd just grab some delicious Trump Steaks from the Sharper Image store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780347)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: gay wagecucks telephone

but where will I get the $1MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780372)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Sienna Bespoke Weed Whacker

Jaguar's not gonna do shit to a grown "male." Just avoid the tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780410)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: rose principal's office faggotry

lol what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780457)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Sienna Bespoke Weed Whacker

Do you know what a jaguar the animal is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780462)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: rose principal's office faggotry

Its size and weight vary considerably: weights are normally in the range of 5696 kg (123212 lb). Larger males have been recorded to weigh as much as 158 kg (348 lb)

This could absolutely fuck a grown man up, are you insane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780497)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Impressive bossy crackhouse fortuitous meteor

jaguar crushes alligator's skull in jaws

no match for pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780701)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: henna digit ratio home

that's a leopard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781435)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Impressive bossy crackhouse fortuitous meteor

Who would win in a fight between a jaguar and a leopard?

A jaguar. Besides being larger than a leopard, they have the strongest bite force of any big cat, including tigers and lions. They regularly kill crocs, which leopards dont.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781751)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: Navy forum trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780736)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: chestnut boyish stage preventive strike

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780467)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: dun sickened dopamine church

*rubs Chick-fil-a food court chicken all over self*

*makes lots of noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780505)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: chestnut boyish stage preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780513)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Twinkling Vibrant Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780597)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: massive abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780773)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Brindle Cracking Area Pozpig

this made me spit my coffee out at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781049)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: dun sickened dopamine church

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781154)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Dashing Library Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783435)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: aromatic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786732)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: Ebony factory reset button resort

*spicy chicken sandwich breading and polynesian sauc but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35789407)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:27 AM
Author: up-to-no-good boiling water round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790038)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: Obsidian talking mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520021)



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Date: November 13th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: aromatic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#48332322)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353512)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: milky garrison faggot firefighter

odds seem pretty good as long as u don't draw double lion, lion/tiger, or double tiger

ur avg 6'4 230 lb xo po would stunt on bobcats cheetahs leopards and cougars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780512)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: rose principal's office faggotry

A "bobcat" is not a big cat lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780523)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: milky garrison faggot firefighter

seems like an outrageous thing to say about the smallest but pluckiest member of the big cat family

what next, denver isn't in the midwest because it isn't mid enough?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781076)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Navy forum trump supporter

Denver is not midwest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781125)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:28 PM
Author: slimy useless brakes state

(denverite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783613)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Ivory Psychic Station

Lmao, ur retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786898)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Turquoise stead puppy

the biggest idiot here hands down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786916)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: milky garrison faggot firefighter

sry but xo settled the science on this 5+ years ago - middle part of the western united states or western part of the middle of the united states, by any definition it's midwest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35788046)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Overrated Glassy Pisswyrm Market

i'd prefer double lion. the others can climb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780525)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: slimy useless brakes state

lions climb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG96HHqb7Jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783618)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: arousing walnut pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790029)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: hairraiser theatre filthpig

Malls have doors right? Can big cats open doors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780535)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Topaz Racy Alpha

I would start at the Macy's and grab about 8-10 mannequins and tie them all to a clothing rack side-to-side. Ideally these would span the width of the mall hallways. I'd dress them all up in drag gear with huge dildos glued over their bodies, and use shoelaces to tie my hands and feet to the hands and feet of the mannequins so I could control them like puppets. I'd then sneak out to the Sears and get 8-10 table saws and about 400 feet of extension cord and a surge protector. I'd duct tape the power saws to their hands, connect them to the surge protector, and plug it in. I would then walk with the mannequins through the mall, making synchronized slashing motions with the table saws, obliterating any "cats" in our way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780596)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Twinkling Vibrant Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780600)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Dull Slippery Partner Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780747)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: Brindle Cracking Area Pozpig

Gonna be hard sneaking to Sears when youre hooked to your mannequin murder rape machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781086)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Topaz Racy Alpha

It would actually be easier because I could grab everything at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781290)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: goofy shrew with big stupid floppy hat

criminally underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353472)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz wine halford university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781473)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Razzle Internal Respiration

Amazing answer but you'd probably end up fucking and sucking your mannequin orgy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35784788)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:56 PM
Author: multi-colored saffron queen of the night

what are the dildos for again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35789357)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:58 PM
Author: Histrionic cruel-hearted casino nowag

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520450)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Indigo school goal in life

I'm laughing so hard in my office that I'm tearing up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080416)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: Obsidian talking mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520026)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:52 PM
Author: flesh swashbuckling bawdyhouse striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520083)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:57 PM
Author: Wild hall newt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520114)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:37 PM
Author: Dull Slippery Partner Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520345)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:38 PM
Author: Blathering chocolate new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520347)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: kumbaya moderate sashaying into your thread (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353503)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Twinkling Vibrant Shitlib

Couldnt you just crawl through the air ducts or walk across the roof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780604)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: marvelous flickering persian

This would be like the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780606)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: Topaz Racy Alpha

Where is the rainforest Cafe located in this mall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780682)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Topaz Racy Alpha

Plan B: get a huge bottle of lotion at bed, bath, and body works and run through the mall squirting it on the floor and laughing as they slip and tumble over each other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780704)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: odious roast beef generalized bond

Slipping subtle insider info re merger of B&BW & BB&B?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780750)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: insane motley lettuce organic girlfriend

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786762)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: idiotic antidepressant drug brethren

Oh, what "kings of the jungle."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781007)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: chestnut boyish stage preventive strike

cr plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781009)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Ebony factory reset button resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35784429)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: coral costumed hairy legs

Wouldnt two hungry big cats just attack each other, killing one and leaving the other heavily wounded but well fed? Why would I pay 1m for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780720)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: milky garrison faggot firefighter

op must really have it in for big cats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781054)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: irate scourge upon the earth

Does the mall have a sporting goods store?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780732)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: Flushed bateful national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783515)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: idiotic antidepressant drug brethren

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780359

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783639)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Flushed bateful national

mind reader, are you a gremlin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783718)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Navy forum trump supporter

good thread would play again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780743)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: trip indian lodge

dear god please let a fortuitous hungry big cat dood...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780844)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: idiotic antidepressant drug brethren

*releases pet store chihuahua diversion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781083)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: idiotic antidepressant drug brethren

Cats are cats.

Grab a couple memory foam mattresses and some meat from the food court, and they'll probably have dinner and curl up for a nap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781100)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: slimy useless brakes state

why not hollow out a body hole from a mattress and then put it on top of yourself and then just inch along the floor, protected by possibly five mattresses resting on top of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783637)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: idiotic antidepressant drug brethren

Could work. I had a similar idea.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783631

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783652)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: Brilliant Passionate Step-uncle's House Wrinkle

Hole up in the nearest store where I can easily make myself inaccessible to a cat (by closing doors, building a barrier, w/e). Ideally, have bottled water nearby.

Wait for cats to die of hunger/thirst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781443)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: idiotic antidepressant drug brethren

There's a reason we rule this rock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783421)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: slimy useless brakes state

a lion can go a month without eating, did you cop all the auntie anne's and marble slab yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783675)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Brilliant Passionate Step-uncle's House Wrinkle

A human can also go a month without eating bud. Also these are "hungry" cats so I assume they're at least a few days into NOFOOD already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783697)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: coral costumed hairy legs

bloodacre could go for a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35784433)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: insane motley lettuce organic girlfriend

*Cats frolic in mall fountain*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786769)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: idiotic antidepressant drug brethren

Or shits in it.

https://youtu.be/YmZonrhC4pw?t=10s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786846)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: Jet ticket booth

Do they still have The Sharper Image? A couple of big cats would go apeshit for those kooky gadgets they sell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781444)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Ivory Psychic Station

Race car would be perfect!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786861)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: heady chad affirmative action

Wouldnt the speed advantages of the big cats be compromised with marble floors??

Surely pumped up on adrenaline, donning Howie Longs slip on sketchers and running about 19mph you should be able to out maneuver them for lack of traction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781464)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Dashing Library Potus

I'd suck off the lion and top the other "cat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783447)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: slimy useless brakes state

is there an adopt a pet at this mall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783594)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: idiotic antidepressant drug brethren

Get one of these metal display stands: https://files.catbox.moe/ka5k9k.jpg

Cover it with a sheet that has a view port cut out of it.

Then turtle your way to the other end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783631)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: Brilliant Passionate Step-uncle's House Wrinkle

Clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783681)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Ivory Psychic Station

Plausible success until they get curious and knock it over when they smell you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786868)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: idiotic antidepressant drug brethren

*hops in Tesla, drives to other end*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783677)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Glittery ratface

First, I don a Canadian tuxedo in Macy's and some Air Maxes:

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/nike-mens-air-max-more-running-sneakers-from-finish-line?ID=4915978&CategoryID=63266#fn=BRAND%3DNike%26SIZE%3D%26sp%3D1%26spc%3D256%26ruleId%3D28%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D1

There are two floors in Macy's and escalators inside the store. Kinda like this but with 2 floors:

https://www.thesomersetcollection.com/retailers/macys/

I get my bearings, up and down. I figure a big cat doesn't know how to ride an escalator--especially the wrong way up. I stack some mannequins by the landing so I can throw in its path up the escalator if it comes to that.

There is a home goods store with big kitchen knives. I grab a couple of pointy 6" ones like this

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/j.a.-henckels-international-classic-chefs-knife-6?ID=807203&CategoryID=31760#fn=sp%3D1%26spc%3D347%26ruleId%3D78%7CBOOST%20ATTRIBUTE%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D60

I need a warning system to alert me to the cats' presence. I want to know where they are before I make a move--if I can help it. I bet I can move a bunch of light chairs and stools from the makeup section (supplemented by some shelving or something) to create a barrier of sorts in front of each entrance that will won't stop a determined cat but will make enough racket to give me warning to flee up or down.

I'll figure out how to raise and lower the evening security gate and close it down and get some sleep.

I think my next play is to move my barriers outward, clearing safe space several stores down. Same idea with a warning detector. I probably can lower the security gates to 3" off the floor, drape some sheets over it to the floor and block most of the open clearance with some tables or stacked mattresses. Just to confuse the cat enough to let me get through and then up or down and out. I know I can slip through my designated opening and if chased head up or down and slip out the other entrance in the same way. I leave some mattresses outside the gate for shutting the cat inside.

But if that happens, then it's a surprise and I'm out in the open with 1 cat to go. So I'm careful at first. I want to see it coming.

I think I like the idea of being on the top floor and baiting them downstairs. The food court is too far so I need to get them downstairs in my section. I have all kinds of scented shit, gift baskets, cupcake batter. So I definitely have some type of food bait, but who knows if they cats haven't found the same kind of shit in the mall. But this is perfect:

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/stonewall-kitchen-original-pancake-waffle-mix?ID=4229371&CategoryID=45859#fn=GOURMET_FOOD_TYPE%3DFood%26SIZE%3D%26sp%3D1%26spc%3D2%26ruleId%3D78%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D2

I decide to be ironic and lather copies amounts of wet pancake batter around a mannequins's ken doll nullo and hang dripping from the second store to about 5' off the ground downstairs. As far down as to the first atrium I can comfortably get. I tie some jingle bells or glasses or whatever i can scrounge up around to make a warning sound.

I set up a couple more.

If I can put eyes on 2 cats at once downstairs, I run to freedom in my Nike Air's. That's my plan.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35784344)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: Ivory Psychic Station

/thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786876)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:30 PM
Author: multi-colored saffron queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519997)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: Obsidian talking mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520031)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Ivory Psychic Station

Get a bunch of laser pointers from Spencers and send them hauling ass to the other side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786902)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Ivory Psychic Station

Two words: Quad-Copter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786919)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: crusty deer antler

yes, I'm in. I don't think this would be terribly hard. Would take some patience and resourcefulness.

That said, I once worked in a mall, so I'm cocky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35788296)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: yapping appetizing place of business death wish

Fantastic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35789223)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:19 AM
Author: Orange trailer park

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmNyVFibClQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790022)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:26 AM
Author: amber idea he suggested

id put catnip all over the place, slip out back door while catdoods are catnipin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790037)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:33 AM
Author: Abusive Provocative Love Of Her Life Hissy Fit

What if one cat decided to take an escalator down you could just sneak by

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Brindle Cracking Area Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080397)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Indigo school goal in life

I'll take it. However, my plan is just to wander down to Hot Dog on a Stick and gorge myself until the Tigers get me. I don't really want to live anymore and I also love Hot Dog on a Stick, so this hypo works well for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080406)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Flushed bateful national

Since this thread's debut whenever I go to a mall I ponder ways to evade two hypothetical big cats within it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080420)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: Brindle Cracking Area Pozpig

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080443)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Drunken stimulating native famous landscape painting

I haven't been to a mall in years

now reading through this 180 thread, I am reconsidering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080445)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:32 PM
Author: Fragrant hospital police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520001)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: umber electric hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519952)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:20 PM
Author: Wild hall newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519956)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: multi-colored saffron queen of the night

"big cats" in the title always cracks me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519962)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: Dead grizzly center

Do you get to choose the cats? Might be worth it if it’s leopards, cheetahs, mountain lions, and/or Jaguars. Cheetahs have a very specific fixed action pattern that is easy to avoid triggering, and the remainder are primarily ambush predators. Lions (especially male) and tigers would be tough as shit though. Hopefully one of the nearby stores has laser pointers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519987)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:34 PM
Author: Blathering chocolate new version

How the fuck is this even a question?

"a random hungry big cat (lion, tiger, jaguar etc) is placed on each near the middle"

Random. Raaaaaaaaaaandom. RANDOM. No, you don't get to choose the cats, because that's literally the opposite of random.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520331)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:04 AM
Author: Dead grizzly center

I dunno. You could choose the species and then it would be random if it was Darnell the lion or Jacqueline the lioness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520487)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:29 PM
Author: Fragrant hospital police squad

FUCK yeah, I carry anytime I'm out. I'll shoot two big cats for $1mm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519993)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:03 PM
Author: Crystalline nofapping yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520146)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:09 AM
Author: Lascivious seedy mexican

Get to a secure location with enough water to last 48 hours and wait for the cats to die of thirst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520515)



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Date: November 13th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: painfully honest blood rage idiot

They could just drink out of the toilets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#48332343)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: goofy shrew with big stupid floppy hat

okay, then wait for them to die of hep c.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353474)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:21 PM
Author: hairless copper corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43575672)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Paralegal Satan (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353428)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: ;;......,.,.,.;.,.,.,.,., ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353482)