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Hypo: 1M to be locked in abandoned mall w two hungry big cats

You start at one end of the mall and must exit through the o...
Pale incel wrinkle
  04/06/18
EDIT: nm
scarlet immigrant
  11/28/21
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apoplectic goyim death wish
  09/02/24
I'm a bit strapped right now, for $500K can I do this with o...
olive buck-toothed box office
  04/06/18
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Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  03/26/26
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Azure razzle gas station
  04/06/18
If Auntie Anne's pretzels is open you can just cook the cats...
olive buck-toothed box office
  04/06/18
Big cats love snacks.
Provocative translucent patrolman
  04/06/18
everyone loves snacks
Thriller cuckoldry
  04/07/18
this assumes a clear path to Spencer's w NOBIGCAT
Pale incel wrinkle
  04/06/18
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Azure razzle gas station
  04/06/18
a Nordstrom on the lower level of the opposite end
Pale incel wrinkle
  04/06/18
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Azure razzle gas station
  04/06/18
this pleases me much to read
erotic swashbuckling kitchen
  04/06/18
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Azure razzle gas station
  04/08/18
sprinted past an albino liger to poast this
Concupiscible Theater
  04/08/18
(guy who played Alien: Isolation)
brass electric furnace
  04/06/18
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Azure razzle gas station
  04/06/18
where is the food court? is there a spencer's gifts?
Insanely creepy dark crackhouse
  04/06/18
Food court is upstairs near the department store w the exit
Pale incel wrinkle
  04/06/18
Shit.
Insanely creepy dark crackhouse
  04/06/18
I'd do this cuz it'd be a good way to go. I put my odds of ...
wonderful sick piazza
  04/06/18
I think it's much closer to 0%.
Thirsty Preventive Strike
  04/06/18
Wtf are you impostering me for
Hot international law enforcement agency
  04/06/18
whoa
Thirsty Preventive Strike
  04/06/18
...
Hot international law enforcement agency
  04/06/18
It’s a homage. What color are you?
wonderful sick piazza
  04/06/18
Midnight blue
Hot international law enforcement agency
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sexy hyperventilating indirect expression
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wonderful sick piazza
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dead hunting ground
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Hot international law enforcement agency
  04/08/18
I'd do it.
Provocative translucent patrolman
  04/06/18
*loads up on guns and distraction jerky at Dick's Sporting G...
Provocative translucent patrolman
  04/06/18
...
Azure razzle gas station
  04/06/18
No, it's not. But I'll play along anyway. *suits up Doom ...
Provocative translucent patrolman
  04/06/18
...
Azure razzle gas station
  04/06/18
Here, kitty, kitty.
Provocative translucent patrolman
  04/06/18
*charges full speed with chainsaw on security guard's Segwa...
Provocative translucent patrolman
  04/06/18
there's a mid sized sporting goods/ camping store but they d...
Pale incel wrinkle
  04/06/18
There's no chance of success if they're hungry, as described...
Thirsty Preventive Strike
  04/06/18
seems not that difficult
Spectacular becky resort
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Impertinent office potus
  04/07/18
I'd just grab some delicious Trump Steaks from the Sharper I...
aphrodisiac hell
  04/06/18
but where will I get the $1MM?
laughsome painfully honest liquid oxygen menage
  04/06/18
Jaguar's not gonna do shit to a grown "male." Jus...
abnormal chestnut brunch wagecucks
  04/06/18
lol what
naked hyperactive base
  04/06/18
Do you know what a jaguar the animal is?
abnormal chestnut brunch wagecucks
  04/06/18
Its size and weight vary considerably: weights are normally ...
naked hyperactive base
  04/06/18
jaguar crushes alligator's skull in jaws no match for pumo
Aromatic plum library mother
  04/06/18
that's a leopard
sexy hyperventilating indirect expression
  04/06/18
Who would win in a fight between a jaguar and a leopard? A ...
Aromatic plum library mother
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...
shimmering mad-dog skullcap pit
  04/06/18
sign me up
Narrow-minded Theater Stage Chad
  04/06/18
*rubs Chick-fil-a food court chicken all over self* *makes ...
haunting trip kitty cat
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...
Narrow-minded Theater Stage Chad
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Geriatric background story son of senegal
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Swollen Station Windowlicker
  04/06/18
this made me spit my coffee out at work
fluffy garrison
  04/06/18
ty
haunting trip kitty cat
  04/06/18
Why do people lie about spit-takes?
H-Value
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chartreuse well-lubricated address queen of the night
  04/06/18
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umber theatre fortuitous meteor
  04/07/18
*spicy chicken sandwich breading and polynesian sauc but cr
Concupiscible Theater
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Jade range
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Maroon church famous landscape painting
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umber theatre fortuitous meteor
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alcoholic judgmental double fault scourge upon the earth
  10/16/25
odds seem pretty good as long as u don't draw double lion, l...
nudist bossy principal's office deer antler
  04/06/18
A "bobcat" is not a big cat lol
naked hyperactive base
  04/06/18
seems like an outrageous thing to say about the smallest but...
nudist bossy principal's office deer antler
  04/06/18
Denver is not midwest
shimmering mad-dog skullcap pit
  04/06/18
(denverite)
erotic swashbuckling kitchen
  04/06/18
Lmao, ur retard.
wonderful sick piazza
  04/07/18
the biggest idiot here hands down
orchid space sandwich
  04/07/18
sry but xo settled the science on this 5+ years ago - middle...
nudist bossy principal's office deer antler
  04/07/18
i'd prefer double lion. the others can climb
Spectacular becky resort
  04/06/18
lions climb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG96HHqb7Jw
erotic swashbuckling kitchen
  04/06/18
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Azure razzle gas station
  04/08/18
Malls have doors right? Can big cats open doors?
arousing stage
  04/06/18
I would start at the Macy's and grab about 8-10 mannequins a...
walnut big stag film antidepressant drug
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Geriatric background story son of senegal
  04/06/18
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comical main people
  04/06/18
Gonna be hard sneaking to Sears when you’re hooked to your m...
fluffy garrison
  04/06/18
It would actually be easier because I could grab everything ...
walnut big stag film antidepressant drug
  04/06/18
criminally underrated.
bat-shit-crazy boyish organic girlfriend
  10/16/25
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Cobalt Senate Stock Car
  04/06/18
Amazing answer but you'd probably end up fucking and sucking...
infuriating abode ape
  04/07/18
what are the dildos for again
Thriller cuckoldry
  04/07/18
?
disgusting fighting boltzmann black woman
  11/27/21
I'm laughing so hard in my office that I'm tearing up.
Pearl persian skinny woman
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Maroon church famous landscape painting
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ultramarine cracking dilemma police squad
  11/27/21
lol
Pale incel wrinkle
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comical main people
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olive buck-toothed box office
  11/27/21
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aquamarine bespoke love of her life internal respiration
  10/16/25
Couldn’t you just crawl through the air ducts or walk across...
Geriatric background story son of senegal
  04/06/18
This would be like the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park
Titillating Brilliant Plaza
  04/06/18
Where is the rainforest Cafe located in this mall?
walnut big stag film antidepressant drug
  04/06/18
Plan B: get a huge bottle of lotion at bed, bath, and body w...
walnut big stag film antidepressant drug
  04/06/18
Slipping subtle insider info re merger of B&BW & BB&...
Thirsty Preventive Strike
  04/06/18
underrated
Up-to-no-good disrespectful house selfie
  04/07/18
Oh, what "kings of the jungle."
Provocative translucent patrolman
  04/06/18
cr plan
Narrow-minded Theater Stage Chad
  04/06/18
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Concupiscible Theater
  04/07/18
Wouldn’t two hungry big cats just attack each other, killing...
Demanding Cruel-hearted Public Bath
  04/06/18
op must really have it in for big cats
nudist bossy principal's office deer antler
  04/06/18
Does the mall have a sporting goods store?
Indecent mad cow disease
  04/06/18
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buff french kitty
  04/06/18
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&foru...
Provocative translucent patrolman
  04/06/18
mind reader, are you a gremlin
buff french kitty
  04/06/18
good thread would play again
shimmering mad-dog skullcap pit
  04/06/18
dear god please let a fortuitous hungry big cat dood...
Lemon stirring set
  04/06/18
*releases pet store chihuahua diversion*
Provocative translucent patrolman
  04/06/18
Cats are cats. Grab a couple memory foam mattresses and ...
Provocative translucent patrolman
  04/06/18
why not hollow out a body hole from a mattress and then put ...
erotic swashbuckling kitchen
  04/06/18
Could work. I had a similar idea. http://www.xoxohth.com/...
Provocative translucent patrolman
  04/06/18
Hole up in the nearest store where I can easily make myself ...
Clear corner
  04/06/18
There's a reason we rule this rock.
Provocative translucent patrolman
  04/06/18
a lion can go a month without eating, did you cop all the au...
erotic swashbuckling kitchen
  04/06/18
A human can also go a month without eating bud. Also these a...
Clear corner
  04/06/18
bloodacre could go for a year
Demanding Cruel-hearted Public Bath
  04/07/18
*Cats frolic in mall fountain*
Up-to-no-good disrespectful house selfie
  04/07/18
Or shits in it. https://youtu.be/YmZonrhC4pw?t=10s
Provocative translucent patrolman
  04/07/18
Do they still have The Sharper Image? A couple of big cats ...
Twinkling market athletic conference
  04/06/18
Race car would be perfect!
wonderful sick piazza
  04/07/18
Wouldn’t the speed advantages of the big cats be compromised...
Motley autistic temple trump supporter
  04/06/18
I'd suck off the lion and top the other "cat"
chartreuse well-lubricated address queen of the night
  04/06/18
is there an adopt a pet at this mall
erotic swashbuckling kitchen
  04/06/18
Get one of these metal display stands: https://files.catbox....
Provocative translucent patrolman
  04/06/18
Clever
Clear corner
  04/06/18
Plausible success until they get curious and knock it over w...
wonderful sick piazza
  04/07/18
*hops in Tesla, drives to other end*
Provocative translucent patrolman
  04/06/18
First, I don a Canadian tuxedo in Macy's and some Air Maxes:...
twisted marketing idea
  04/07/18
/thread
wonderful sick piazza
  04/07/18
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Thriller cuckoldry
  11/27/21
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Maroon church famous landscape painting
  11/27/21
Get a bunch of laser pointers from Spencer’s and send them h...
wonderful sick piazza
  04/07/18
Two words: Quad-Copter
wonderful sick piazza
  04/07/18
yes, I'm in. I don't think this would be terribly hard. Wo...
Onyx hominid jewess
  04/07/18
Fantastic thread
Floppy location telephone
  04/07/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmNyVFibClQ
Light heaven weed whacker
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id put catnip all over the place, slip out back door while c...
Federal den toaster
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What if one cat decided to take an escalator down you could ...
know-it-all bateful multi-billionaire
  04/08/18
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fluffy garrison
  10/23/18
I'll take it. However, my plan is just to wander down to Ho...
Pearl persian skinny woman
  10/23/18
Since this thread's debut whenever I go to a mall I ponder w...
buff french kitty
  10/23/18
Same
fluffy garrison
  10/23/18
I haven't been to a mall in years now reading through thi...
Aqua idea he suggested home
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orange sound barrier
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Cheese-eating razzmatazz old irish cottage feces
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Pale incel wrinkle
  11/27/21
"big cats" in the title always cracks me up
Thriller cuckoldry
  11/27/21
Do you get to choose the cats? Might be worth it if it&rsquo...
Startled whorehouse sneaky criminal
  11/27/21
How the fuck is this even a question? "a random hung...
olive buck-toothed box office
  11/27/21
I dunno. You could choose the species and then it would be r...
Startled whorehouse sneaky criminal
  11/28/21
FUCK yeah, I carry anytime I'm out. I'll shoot two big cats ...
orange sound barrier
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Stimulating Lime Messiness
  11/27/21
Get to a secure location with enough water to last 48 hours ...
scarlet immigrant
  11/28/21
They could just drink out of the toilets
Maniacal Dingle Berry
  11/13/24
okay, then wait for them to die of hep c.
bat-shit-crazy boyish organic girlfriend
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apoplectic goyim death wish
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mustard flatulent site
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olive buck-toothed box office
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  03/26/26
Sure. I don't know if y'all have ever paid attention, but ma...
Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp
  03/26/26
big cats tp
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  03/26/26


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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Pale incel wrinkle

You start at one end of the mall and must exit through the other end. The mall has two levels and a random hungry big cat (lion, tiger, jaguar etc) is placed on each near the middle. Mall systems are running as if it were a normal day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780217)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:12 AM
Author: scarlet immigrant

EDIT: nm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520528)



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Date: September 2nd, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: apoplectic goyim death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#48040797)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: olive buck-toothed box office

I'm a bit strapped right now, for $500K can I do this with one big cat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780225)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49772691)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Azure razzle gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780233)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: olive buck-toothed box office

If Auntie Anne's pretzels is open you can just cook the cats some nice pretzel dogs, fill them up, and walk out the other side at your leisure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780240)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Provocative translucent patrolman

Big cats love snacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780282)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:54 PM
Author: Thriller cuckoldry

everyone loves snacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35789344)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Pale incel wrinkle

this assumes a clear path to Spencer's w NOBIGCAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780246)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Azure razzle gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780279)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Pale incel wrinkle

a Nordstrom on the lower level of the opposite end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780299)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Azure razzle gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780327)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: erotic swashbuckling kitchen

this pleases me much to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783591)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:22 AM
Author: Azure razzle gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790030)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:41 AM
Author: Concupiscible Theater

sprinted past an albino liger to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790067)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: brass electric furnace

(guy who played Alien: Isolation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781760)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Azure razzle gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783439)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dark crackhouse

where is the food court?

is there a spencer's gifts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780247)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Pale incel wrinkle

Food court is upstairs near the department store w the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780263)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dark crackhouse

Shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780408)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: wonderful sick piazza

I'd do this cuz it'd be a good way to go. I put my odds of success at 35 percent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780266)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Thirsty Preventive Strike

I think it's much closer to 0%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780287)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Hot international law enforcement agency

Wtf are you impostering me for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780318)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Thirsty Preventive Strike

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780332)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Hot international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780382)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: wonderful sick piazza

It’s a homage. What color are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781077)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: Hot international law enforcement agency

Midnight blue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35784393)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: sexy hyperventilating indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781424)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: wonderful sick piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35782144)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: dead hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783719)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:18 AM
Author: Hot international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790021)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Provocative translucent patrolman

I'd do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780272)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Provocative translucent patrolman

*loads up on guns and distraction jerky at Dick's Sporting Goods*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780311)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: Azure razzle gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780345)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Provocative translucent patrolman

No, it's not. But I'll play along anyway.

*suits up Doom style with Craftsman chainsaw*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780404)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Azure razzle gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780511)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: Provocative translucent patrolman

Here, kitty, kitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780990)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Provocative translucent patrolman

*charges full speed with chainsaw on security guard's Segway*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781044)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Pale incel wrinkle

there's a mid sized sporting goods/ camping store but they don't sell guns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780359)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Thirsty Preventive Strike

There's no chance of success if they're hungry, as described in OP.

If they were asleep you might be able to make it, but they'd probably want to play (roughly). They're very curious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780315)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Spectacular becky resort

seems not that difficult

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780325)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: Impertinent office potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35788159)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hell

I'd just grab some delicious Trump Steaks from the Sharper Image store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780347)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: laughsome painfully honest liquid oxygen menage

but where will I get the $1MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780372)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: abnormal chestnut brunch wagecucks

Jaguar's not gonna do shit to a grown "male." Just avoid the tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780410)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: naked hyperactive base

lol what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780457)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: abnormal chestnut brunch wagecucks

Do you know what a jaguar the animal is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780462)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: naked hyperactive base

Its size and weight vary considerably: weights are normally in the range of 56–96 kg (123–212 lb). Larger males have been recorded to weigh as much as 158 kg (348 lb)

This could absolutely fuck a grown man up, are you insane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780497)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Aromatic plum library mother

jaguar crushes alligator's skull in jaws

no match for pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780701)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: sexy hyperventilating indirect expression

that's a leopard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781435)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Aromatic plum library mother

Who would win in a fight between a jaguar and a leopard?

A jaguar. Besides being larger than a leopard, they have the strongest bite force of any big cat, including tigers and lions. They regularly kill crocs, which leopards don’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781751)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: shimmering mad-dog skullcap pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780736)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Theater Stage Chad

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780467)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: haunting trip kitty cat

*rubs Chick-fil-a food court chicken all over self*

*makes lots of noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780505)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Theater Stage Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780513)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Geriatric background story son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780597)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Swollen Station Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780773)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: fluffy garrison

this made me spit my coffee out at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781049)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: haunting trip kitty cat

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781154)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: H-Value

Why do people lie about spit-takes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49772708)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: chartreuse well-lubricated address queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783435)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: umber theatre fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786732)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: Concupiscible Theater

*spicy chicken sandwich breading and polynesian sauc but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35789407)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:27 AM
Author: Jade range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790038)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: Maroon church famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520021)



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Date: November 13th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: umber theatre fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#48332322)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: alcoholic judgmental double fault scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353512)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: nudist bossy principal's office deer antler

odds seem pretty good as long as u don't draw double lion, lion/tiger, or double tiger

ur avg 6'4 230 lb xo po would stunt on bobcats cheetahs leopards and cougars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780512)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: naked hyperactive base

A "bobcat" is not a big cat lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780523)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: nudist bossy principal's office deer antler

seems like an outrageous thing to say about the smallest but pluckiest member of the big cat family

what next, denver isn't in the midwest because it isn't mid enough?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781076)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: shimmering mad-dog skullcap pit

Denver is not midwest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781125)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:28 PM
Author: erotic swashbuckling kitchen

(denverite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783613)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: wonderful sick piazza

Lmao, ur retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786898)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: orchid space sandwich

the biggest idiot here hands down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786916)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: nudist bossy principal's office deer antler

sry but xo settled the science on this 5+ years ago - middle part of the western united states or western part of the middle of the united states, by any definition it's midwest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35788046)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Spectacular becky resort

i'd prefer double lion. the others can climb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780525)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: erotic swashbuckling kitchen

lions climb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG96HHqb7Jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783618)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Azure razzle gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790029)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: arousing stage

Malls have doors right? Can big cats open doors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780535)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: walnut big stag film antidepressant drug

I would start at the Macy's and grab about 8-10 mannequins and tie them all to a clothing rack side-to-side. Ideally these would span the width of the mall hallways. I'd dress them all up in drag gear with huge dildos glued over their bodies, and use shoelaces to tie my hands and feet to the hands and feet of the mannequins so I could control them like puppets. I'd then sneak out to the Sears and get 8-10 table saws and about 400 feet of extension cord and a surge protector. I'd duct tape the power saws to their hands, connect them to the surge protector, and plug it in. I would then walk with the mannequins through the mall, making synchronized slashing motions with the table saws, obliterating any "cats" in our way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780596)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Geriatric background story son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780600)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: comical main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780747)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: fluffy garrison

Gonna be hard sneaking to Sears when you’re hooked to your mannequin murder rape machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781086)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: walnut big stag film antidepressant drug

It would actually be easier because I could grab everything at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781290)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy boyish organic girlfriend

criminally underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353472)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Cobalt Senate Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781473)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: infuriating abode ape

Amazing answer but you'd probably end up fucking and sucking your mannequin orgy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35784788)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:56 PM
Author: Thriller cuckoldry

what are the dildos for again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35789357)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:58 PM
Author: disgusting fighting boltzmann black woman

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520450)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Pearl persian skinny woman

I'm laughing so hard in my office that I'm tearing up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080416)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: Maroon church famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520026)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:52 PM
Author: ultramarine cracking dilemma police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520083)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:57 PM
Author: Pale incel wrinkle

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520114)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:37 PM
Author: comical main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520345)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:38 PM
Author: olive buck-toothed box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520347)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: aquamarine bespoke love of her life internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353503)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Geriatric background story son of senegal

Couldn’t you just crawl through the air ducts or walk across the roof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780604)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Titillating Brilliant Plaza

This would be like the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780606)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: walnut big stag film antidepressant drug

Where is the rainforest Cafe located in this mall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780682)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: walnut big stag film antidepressant drug

Plan B: get a huge bottle of lotion at bed, bath, and body works and run through the mall squirting it on the floor and laughing as they slip and tumble over each other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780704)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Thirsty Preventive Strike

Slipping subtle insider info re merger of B&BW & BB&B?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780750)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good disrespectful house selfie

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786762)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: Provocative translucent patrolman

Oh, what "kings of the jungle."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781007)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Theater Stage Chad

cr plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781009)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Concupiscible Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35784429)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Demanding Cruel-hearted Public Bath

Wouldn’t two hungry big cats just attack each other, killing one and leaving the other heavily wounded but well fed? Why would I pay 1m for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780720)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: nudist bossy principal's office deer antler

op must really have it in for big cats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781054)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: Indecent mad cow disease

Does the mall have a sporting goods store?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780732)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: buff french kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783515)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: Provocative translucent patrolman

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780359

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783639)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: buff french kitty

mind reader, are you a gremlin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783718)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: shimmering mad-dog skullcap pit

good thread would play again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780743)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Lemon stirring set

dear god please let a fortuitous hungry big cat dood...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780844)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: Provocative translucent patrolman

*releases pet store chihuahua diversion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781083)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: Provocative translucent patrolman

Cats are cats.

Grab a couple memory foam mattresses and some meat from the food court, and they'll probably have dinner and curl up for a nap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781100)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: erotic swashbuckling kitchen

why not hollow out a body hole from a mattress and then put it on top of yourself and then just inch along the floor, protected by possibly five mattresses resting on top of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783637)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: Provocative translucent patrolman

Could work. I had a similar idea.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783631

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783652)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: Clear corner

Hole up in the nearest store where I can easily make myself inaccessible to a cat (by closing doors, building a barrier, w/e). Ideally, have bottled water nearby.

Wait for cats to die of hunger/thirst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781443)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: Provocative translucent patrolman

There's a reason we rule this rock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783421)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: erotic swashbuckling kitchen

a lion can go a month without eating, did you cop all the auntie anne's and marble slab yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783675)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Clear corner

A human can also go a month without eating bud. Also these are "hungry" cats so I assume they're at least a few days into NOFOOD already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783697)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Demanding Cruel-hearted Public Bath

bloodacre could go for a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35784433)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good disrespectful house selfie

*Cats frolic in mall fountain*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786769)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Provocative translucent patrolman

Or shits in it.

https://youtu.be/YmZonrhC4pw?t=10s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786846)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: Twinkling market athletic conference

Do they still have The Sharper Image? A couple of big cats would go apeshit for those kooky gadgets they sell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781444)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: wonderful sick piazza

Race car would be perfect!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786861)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: Motley autistic temple trump supporter

Wouldn’t the speed advantages of the big cats be compromised with marble floors??

Surely pumped up on adrenaline, donning Howie Long’s slip on sketchers and running about 19mph you should be able to out maneuver them for lack of traction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781464)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: chartreuse well-lubricated address queen of the night

I'd suck off the lion and top the other "cat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783447)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: erotic swashbuckling kitchen

is there an adopt a pet at this mall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783594)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: Provocative translucent patrolman

Get one of these metal display stands: https://files.catbox.moe/ka5k9k.jpg

Cover it with a sheet that has a view port cut out of it.

Then turtle your way to the other end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783631)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: Clear corner

Clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783681)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: wonderful sick piazza

Plausible success until they get curious and knock it over when they smell you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786868)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: Provocative translucent patrolman

*hops in Tesla, drives to other end*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783677)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: twisted marketing idea

First, I don a Canadian tuxedo in Macy's and some Air Maxes:

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/nike-mens-air-max-more-running-sneakers-from-finish-line?ID=4915978&CategoryID=63266#fn=BRAND%3DNike%26SIZE%3D%26sp%3D1%26spc%3D256%26ruleId%3D28%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D1

There are two floors in Macy's and escalators inside the store. Kinda like this but with 2 floors:

https://www.thesomersetcollection.com/retailers/macys/

I get my bearings, up and down. I figure a big cat doesn't know how to ride an escalator--especially the wrong way up. I stack some mannequins by the landing so I can throw in its path up the escalator if it comes to that.

There is a home goods store with big kitchen knives. I grab a couple of pointy 6" ones like this

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/j.a.-henckels-international-classic-chefs-knife-6?ID=807203&CategoryID=31760#fn=sp%3D1%26spc%3D347%26ruleId%3D78%7CBOOST%20ATTRIBUTE%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D60

I need a warning system to alert me to the cats' presence. I want to know where they are before I make a move--if I can help it. I bet I can move a bunch of light chairs and stools from the makeup section (supplemented by some shelving or something) to create a barrier of sorts in front of each entrance that will won't stop a determined cat but will make enough racket to give me warning to flee up or down.

I'll figure out how to raise and lower the evening security gate and close it down and get some sleep.

I think my next play is to move my barriers outward, clearing safe space several stores down. Same idea with a warning detector. I probably can lower the security gates to 3" off the floor, drape some sheets over it to the floor and block most of the open clearance with some tables or stacked mattresses. Just to confuse the cat enough to let me get through and then up or down and out. I know I can slip through my designated opening and if chased head up or down and slip out the other entrance in the same way. I leave some mattresses outside the gate for shutting the cat inside.

But if that happens, then it's a surprise and I'm out in the open with 1 cat to go. So I'm careful at first. I want to see it coming.

I think I like the idea of being on the top floor and baiting them downstairs. The food court is too far so I need to get them downstairs in my section. I have all kinds of scented shit, gift baskets, cupcake batter. So I definitely have some type of food bait, but who knows if they cats haven't found the same kind of shit in the mall. But this is perfect:

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/stonewall-kitchen-original-pancake-waffle-mix?ID=4229371&CategoryID=45859#fn=GOURMET_FOOD_TYPE%3DFood%26SIZE%3D%26sp%3D1%26spc%3D2%26ruleId%3D78%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D2

I decide to be ironic and lather copies amounts of wet pancake batter around a mannequins's ken doll nullo and hang dripping from the second store to about 5' off the ground downstairs. As far down as to the first atrium I can comfortably get. I tie some jingle bells or glasses or whatever i can scrounge up around to make a warning sound.

I set up a couple more.

If I can put eyes on 2 cats at once downstairs, I run to freedom in my Nike Air's. That's my plan.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35784344)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: wonderful sick piazza

/thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786876)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:30 PM
Author: Thriller cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519997)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: Maroon church famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520031)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: wonderful sick piazza

Get a bunch of laser pointers from Spencer’s and send them hauling ass to the other side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786902)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: wonderful sick piazza

Two words: Quad-Copter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786919)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: Onyx hominid jewess

yes, I'm in. I don't think this would be terribly hard. Would take some patience and resourcefulness.

That said, I once worked in a mall, so I'm cocky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35788296)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Floppy location telephone

Fantastic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35789223)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:19 AM
Author: Light heaven weed whacker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmNyVFibClQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790022)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:26 AM
Author: Federal den toaster

id put catnip all over the place, slip out back door while catdoods are catnipin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790037)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:33 AM
Author: know-it-all bateful multi-billionaire

What if one cat decided to take an escalator down you could just sneak by

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: fluffy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080397)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Pearl persian skinny woman

I'll take it. However, my plan is just to wander down to Hot Dog on a Stick and gorge myself until the Tigers get me. I don't really want to live anymore and I also love Hot Dog on a Stick, so this hypo works well for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080406)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: buff french kitty

Since this thread's debut whenever I go to a mall I ponder ways to evade two hypothetical big cats within it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080420)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: fluffy garrison

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080443)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Aqua idea he suggested home

I haven't been to a mall in years

now reading through this 180 thread, I am reconsidering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080445)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:32 PM
Author: orange sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520001)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: Cheese-eating razzmatazz old irish cottage feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519952)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:20 PM
Author: Pale incel wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519956)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: Thriller cuckoldry

"big cats" in the title always cracks me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519962)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: Startled whorehouse sneaky criminal

Do you get to choose the cats? Might be worth it if it’s leopards, cheetahs, mountain lions, and/or Jaguars. Cheetahs have a very specific fixed action pattern that is easy to avoid triggering, and the remainder are primarily ambush predators. Lions (especially male) and tigers would be tough as shit though. Hopefully one of the nearby stores has laser pointers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519987)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:34 PM
Author: olive buck-toothed box office

How the fuck is this even a question?

"a random hungry big cat (lion, tiger, jaguar etc) is placed on each near the middle"

Random. Raaaaaaaaaaandom. RANDOM. No, you don't get to choose the cats, because that's literally the opposite of random.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520331)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:04 AM
Author: Startled whorehouse sneaky criminal

I dunno. You could choose the species and then it would be random if it was Darnell the lion or Jacqueline the lioness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520487)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:29 PM
Author: orange sound barrier

FUCK yeah, I carry anytime I'm out. I'll shoot two big cats for $1mm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519993)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:03 PM
Author: Stimulating Lime Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520146)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:09 AM
Author: scarlet immigrant

Get to a secure location with enough water to last 48 hours and wait for the cats to die of thirst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520515)



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Date: November 13th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Maniacal Dingle Berry

They could just drink out of the toilets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#48332343)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy boyish organic girlfriend

okay, then wait for them to die of hep c.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353474)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:21 PM
Author: apoplectic goyim death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43575672)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: mustard flatulent site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353428)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: olive buck-toothed box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353482)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:04 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49772598)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp

Sure. I don't know if y'all have ever paid attention, but malls all have hallways that run all over the place that are for employees only that would be well out of the way of BIGCAT. You get in one, you cop dat service ladder, and you travel through the ceiling.

It's how you know this site is populated with losers who've never worked an honest day in their lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49772667)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero

big cats tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49772703)