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Any bros doing practice group lunches for summers have tips?

What are some good tips to get summers interested in your pr...
Cracking vermilion whorehouse wagecucks
  05/23/18
suck their dicks
bronze stubborn sanctuary quadroon
  05/23/18
take them to trapeze lessons
razzle nofapping dog poop therapy
  05/23/18
Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the...
Appetizing box office
  05/23/18
My blood pressure went up just from reading this description
hilarious giraffe principal's office
  05/23/18
...
Rusted Nibblets
  05/24/18
go to one those painting classes where you drink wine
bronze stubborn sanctuary quadroon
  05/23/18
Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit w...
Sepia hairraiser orchestra pit shitlib
  05/23/18
lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this ques...
alcoholic cyan rigor
  05/23/18
My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bod...
Cracking vermilion whorehouse wagecucks
  05/23/18
Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an h...
Sepia hairraiser orchestra pit shitlib
  05/23/18
then be the type of guy summers would want to work for. ...
alcoholic cyan rigor
  05/23/18
Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t goi...
Cracking vermilion whorehouse wagecucks
  05/23/18
hmm maybe this guy is right i dunno - i've been succes...
yellow nowag school cafeteria
  05/23/18
false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more impor...
alcoholic cyan rigor
  05/23/18
the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit
bronze stubborn sanctuary quadroon
  05/23/18
right
alcoholic cyan rigor
  05/23/18
summers might not realize this yet, however
bronze stubborn sanctuary quadroon
  05/23/18
but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior as...
alcoholic cyan rigor
  05/23/18
Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come...
aquamarine church building stain
  05/24/18
Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and ...
impertinent garnet senate karate
  05/24/18
...
Rusted Nibblets
  05/23/18
looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the t...
yellow nowag school cafeteria
  05/23/18
tell them to email rach and cop monikers
sinister tattoo
  05/23/18
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Plum feces liquid oxygen
  05/23/18
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flirting potus
  05/24/18
...
Cracking vermilion whorehouse wagecucks
  05/23/18
Show them IFNB power poses
Scarlet Space
  05/23/18
Probably Cr
Cracking vermilion whorehouse wagecucks
  05/23/18
...
bronze stubborn sanctuary quadroon
  05/23/18
Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl o...
hilarious giraffe principal's office
  05/23/18
cr
self-absorbed diverse house roommate
  05/24/18
Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going ...
nudist theater stage depressive
  05/23/18
They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at event...
razzle-dazzle indian lodge
  05/23/18
I heard this is becoming more common
Scarlet Space
  05/23/18
Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers...
razzle nofapping dog poop therapy
  05/23/18
Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice gro...
nudist theater stage depressive
  05/23/18
The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracu...
Cracking vermilion whorehouse wagecucks
  05/23/18
just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with ...
razzle nofapping dog poop therapy
  05/23/18
Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events?...
Cracking vermilion whorehouse wagecucks
  05/23/18
They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But ...
medicated slimy fanboi parlour
  05/23/18
Ask HR to increase your headcount
dead volcanic crater wrinkle
  05/23/18
biglaw sounds 180
maniacal concupiscible reading party field
  05/23/18
tons of parties, people getting blasted
erotic brunch trust fund
  05/23/18
...
Rusted Nibblets
  05/24/18
Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in ...
aquamarine church building stain
  05/24/18
I’m a transactional lawyer
Cracking vermilion whorehouse wagecucks
  05/24/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Cracking vermilion whorehouse wagecucks

What are some good tips to get summers interested in your practice? Do you tell lots of war stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: bronze stubborn sanctuary quadroon

suck their dicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113199)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: razzle nofapping dog poop therapy

take them to trapeze lessons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113203)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Appetizing box office

Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the excruciating silence with questions about your practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113212)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: hilarious giraffe principal's office

My blood pressure went up just from reading this description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115205)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: Rusted Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: bronze stubborn sanctuary quadroon

go to one those painting classes where you drink wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113216)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: Sepia hairraiser orchestra pit shitlib

Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit with your clenrs and get them all fucked up spewing business advice and financial theories to everyone super cocky and show them that it IS in fact how every week is in your practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113221)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: alcoholic cyan rigor

lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113229)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Cracking vermilion whorehouse wagecucks

My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bodies next year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113235)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Sepia hairraiser orchestra pit shitlib

Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an hour giving directions and then tell they are doing the real thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113243)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: alcoholic cyan rigor

then be the type of guy summers would want to work for.

but if you're saying like things like 'war stories' and 'fresh bodies', i doubt that would ever be the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113244)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Cracking vermilion whorehouse wagecucks

Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t going to convinced by personalities, they want to know what you’re actually doing as an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113257)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: yellow nowag school cafeteria

hmm

maybe this guy is right

i dunno - i've been successful with my approach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113265)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: alcoholic cyan rigor

false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more important than the substance of their work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113289)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: bronze stubborn sanctuary quadroon

the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113305)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: alcoholic cyan rigor

right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113309)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: bronze stubborn sanctuary quadroon

summers might not realize this yet, however

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113313)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: alcoholic cyan rigor

but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior associate like op with bread crumbs all over his BB shirt telling them 'war stories' about being at the printers at 4am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113351)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:45 AM
Author: aquamarine church building stain

Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come back in 15 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117227)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:48 AM
Author: impertinent garnet senate karate

Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and they will be almost entirely convinced based on personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117234)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: Rusted Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115247)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: yellow nowag school cafeteria

looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the truth

they will get off on hearing how HARD you work and how you're working on FRONT PAGE DEALS and that they can be JUST LIKE YOU if they only put their minds to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113254)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: sinister tattoo

tell them to email rach and cop monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113277)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Plum feces liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113285)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:59 AM
Author: flirting potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117245)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Cracking vermilion whorehouse wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113643)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Scarlet Space

Show them IFNB power poses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113653)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Cracking vermilion whorehouse wagecucks

Probably Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113959)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: bronze stubborn sanctuary quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113963)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: hilarious giraffe principal's office

Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl or wood) if you’re going to be doing IFNB stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115213)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: self-absorbed diverse house roommate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119730)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: nudist theater stage depressive

Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going to make much progress there. The most effective way to lure people to your group (assuming you're not in some world renowned group that HYS kids are clawing each other's eyes out to get into) is to be the fun group that goes out and drinks a bunch and stresses the work hard play hard bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115139)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle indian lodge

They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at events because of #METOO; fucking bullshit. Anyone else got this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115149)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: Scarlet Space

I heard this is becoming more common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115977)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: razzle nofapping dog poop therapy

Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers at the end of the summer? Or are you trying to make them pick your group over another one? If the latter, a meaningful personal connection >>>>> work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115177)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: nudist theater stage depressive

Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Cracking vermilion whorehouse wagecucks

The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracurricular activities so it’s reslly up to the more sociable associates like me. The few get togethers we have had have been poorly attended. A lot of departures recently so I just want to make sure we get enough juniors year otherwise work will get pushed up to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: razzle nofapping dog poop therapy

just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with them outside of the summer class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115688)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: Cracking vermilion whorehouse wagecucks

Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events? Sounds creepy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116059)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: medicated slimy fanboi parlour

They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But if you need them to join say that there is a ton of work to be done in your niche group and it would be a wise idea to consider it so that they can specialize early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115704)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: dead volcanic crater wrinkle

Ask HR to increase your headcount

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116019)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: maniacal concupiscible reading party field

biglaw sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116028)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: erotic brunch trust fund

tons of parties, people getting blasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116133)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: Rusted Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117213)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:46 AM
Author: aquamarine church building stain

Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in what you do. Let them do “cool” shit like travel as a summer to attend a deposit or go to a hearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117230)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Cracking vermilion whorehouse wagecucks

I’m a transactional lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119700)