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Probably getting fired today

I've been involved in a political power struggle that will p...
slate talented toaster forum
  06/19/18
if youve got it all sorted, just play out the string and get...
laughsome heaven
  06/19/18
why did you get got and lose?
talking school shitlib
  06/19/18
he has a level 2 UCL sprain
laughsome heaven
  06/19/18
I joined in full knowledge that the upside was that I would ...
slate talented toaster forum
  06/19/18
against a woman?
talking school shitlib
  06/19/18
yes, probably the most mentally unhinged woman I have ever i...
slate talented toaster forum
  06/19/18
destroy her!
talking school shitlib
  06/19/18
Announce in a firmwide email that you have decided you are i...
unhinged athletic conference
  06/19/18
lol
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  06/19/18
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Self-centered vivacious multi-billionaire
  06/19/18
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Bonkers meetinghouse
  06/19/18
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  06/22/18
Go immediately to your local armed forces recruiting station...
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  06/19/18
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talking school shitlib
  06/19/18
The bottom line is you're going to need to have a workplace ...
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  06/19/18
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unhinged athletic conference
  06/19/18
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  06/19/18
I was in this position recently (right down to a psycho woma...
aqua clown
  06/19/18
jfc this is probably happening 1000s of times a day all over...
racy bespoke theater
  06/19/18
say whatever you want. You previous employer won't actually ...
Self-centered vivacious multi-billionaire
  06/19/18
explain please.
chrome curious home
  06/19/18
It's a small company with ~30 employees, I've only been here...
slate talented toaster forum
  06/19/18
Why are ypu working there?
drab insane box office
  06/19/18
money
slate talented toaster forum
  06/19/18
how long have you know you were gay and how many coworkers h...
rough-skinned hominid stage
  06/19/18
Do like what Tom Hanks did in "Philidelpia".
Multi-colored chestnut ticket booth
  06/19/18
It turns out I was fired on Thursday, bros! Don't worry ...
slate talented toaster forum
  06/22/18
Haters gonna hate
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  06/22/18
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Hairless university lettuce
  06/22/18
I think Thursday is the favorite day of corporations to shit...
arousing spot
  06/22/18
you cop dat severance? i imagine they'd go to great lengths ...
Comical Bat Shit Crazy Corner
  06/22/18
Cop severance and #maga
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  06/22/18
Go out hard man. I'm probably resigning in a few weeks and I...
crimson halford
  06/22/18
Mr. Jinx won't accept your resignation
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  06/22/18
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Comical Bat Shit Crazy Corner
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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: slate talented toaster forum

I've been involved in a political power struggle that will probably end in my getting SHITCANNED today.

I'm in a fine spot financially, and can easily get another job. I've taken preventative measures already from a technological standpoint.

I think I can get a fairly large severance out of these people. Any nuggets of advice here? Claim sexual harassment? Deface company website? Do nothing at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36271996)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: laughsome heaven

if youve got it all sorted, just play out the string and get your severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36271999)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: talking school shitlib

why did you get got and lose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272002)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: laughsome heaven

he has a level 2 UCL sprain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272004)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: slate talented toaster forum

I joined in full knowledge that the upside was that I would potentially be a winner in this conflict. I wouldn't say I made any mistakes really. Hard to go into detail here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272010)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: talking school shitlib

against a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272024)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: slate talented toaster forum

yes, probably the most mentally unhinged woman I have ever interacted with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272055)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: talking school shitlib

destroy her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272060)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: unhinged athletic conference

Announce in a firmwide email that you have decided you are identifying as a different race and gender so you have grounds to sue when they shitcan you.

The firmwide email will preserve the evidence.

Sit back, relax, and wait for the moment to cash in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272017)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: low-t ruddy macaca

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272019)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Self-centered vivacious multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272023)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Bonkers meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272385)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: Transparent Genital Piercing Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36290040)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: appetizing kitchen

Go immediately to your local armed forces recruiting station and join the national guard or reserves, and inform your employer. Reservists are protected under USERRA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272037)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: talking school shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272062)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: low-t ruddy macaca

The bottom line is you're going to need to have a workplace injury, and fast, in order to protect yourself. I know this may sound extreme, but we need you to cut off your left hand--is there a mail processing floor that has a pre-2005 separator?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272045)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: beta metal volcanic crater pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272123)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: unhinged athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272179)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored chestnut ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272491)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: aqua clown

I was in this position recently (right down to a psycho woman being the cause) though I jumped ship for another jerb before they could pull together a bullshit case for firing me.

How are you going to explain your reason for leaving this one if asked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272112)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: racy bespoke theater

jfc this is probably happening 1000s of times a day all over the country

what is going to become of our "corporations" after another decade of capable WHITE MALES being driven out by insane harpies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272139)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Self-centered vivacious multi-billionaire

say whatever you want. You previous employer won't actually say that you got fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272143)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: chrome curious home

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272131)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: slate talented toaster forum

It's a small company with ~30 employees, I've only been here a short period of time. It's largely a vanity project of the CEO's. The CEO is romantically involved with the woman I am going up against. She has an extensive faction of low-level lackeys inside the firm. She regularly engages in espionage within the firm. Our side has proof of her committing financial crimes. His behavior is not really rational because the path he is choosing absolutely wrecks shareholder value. Let's see what unfolds!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272363)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: drab insane box office

Why are ypu working there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272392)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: slate talented toaster forum

money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272398)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: rough-skinned hominid stage

how long have you know you were gay and how many coworkers have you confided in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272170)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored chestnut ticket booth

Do like what Tom Hanks did in "Philidelpia".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272508)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:31 AM
Author: slate talented toaster forum

It turns out I was fired on Thursday, bros!

Don't worry about me - things are looking up. The political situation is so fraught right now that I think I will come out way ahead. We will see!

xoxo hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289160)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:34 AM
Author: charismatic red gas station trust fund

Haters gonna hate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289162)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:45 AM
Author: Hairless university lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289163)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: arousing spot

I think Thursday is the favorite day of corporations to shitcan their employees.

It also happens on Fridays, but I think people like Thursdays better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289164)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Comical Bat Shit Crazy Corner

you cop dat severance? i imagine they'd go to great lengths to keep you quiet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289258)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: citrine exciting casino antidepressant drug

Cop severance and #maga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36290010)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:11 AM
Author: crimson halford

Go out hard man. I'm probably resigning in a few weeks and I'm calling out cunts/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289166)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Self-centered vivacious multi-billionaire

Mr. Jinx won't accept your resignation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289272)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:13 AM
Author: Comical Bat Shit Crazy Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289292)