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5 year old without concept of death's finality writes his own obituary

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail...
Glassy Half-breed Toaster
  07/13/18
they should have beat the idea of death's finality into him
Vengeful National Security Agency Principal's Office
  07/14/18
Garrett Michael Matthias AKA “The Great Garrett Underpants”...
Glassy Half-breed Toaster
  07/13/18
i'm crying here.
Fragrant selfie foreskin
  07/13/18
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Soul-stirring Cobalt Gaming Laptop
  07/13/18
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azure tanning salon
  07/13/18
just when I thought 'maybe god is real', this.
dark deranged location
  07/15/18
god is real ... that's why he put such a 180 kid on earth in...
Marvelous Sickened Set
  07/15/18
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Marvelous Sickened Set
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soggy sable goyim
  07/13/18
JFC, why would you post this? This is unbelievably sad.
Soul-stirring Cobalt Gaming Laptop
  07/13/18
i need the joel osteen take on this
Glassy Half-breed Toaster
  07/13/18
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Glassy Half-breed Toaster
  07/13/18
Joel Osteen says there is no God and it’s all just a big gri...
Chestnut cruise ship
  07/13/18
kid's family didn't pray hard enough
Mewling Shaky Newt
  07/13/18
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Glassy Half-breed Toaster
  07/14/18
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Glassy Half-breed Toaster
  07/13/18
perspective i guess. we do worry about a lot of bullshit.
Fragrant selfie foreskin
  07/13/18
True, I guess the two hours I spent bashing Chinese with a M...
Soul-stirring Cobalt Gaming Laptop
  07/13/18
brutal. i look forward to hanging out with my dotter all th...
Fragrant selfie foreskin
  07/13/18
Good idea
Soul-stirring Cobalt Gaming Laptop
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vivacious masturbator
  07/13/18
dotter came home sniffly from school. she's being going to ...
Fragrant selfie foreskin
  07/13/18
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Spectacular internet-worthy lodge cuck
  07/13/18
"Stinky Uncle Andy" Sounds Trumpian
Honey-headed charismatic brunch
  07/13/18
Kid woulda made a great man. Bigly. RIP little guy.
copper faggotry
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Soul-stirring Cobalt Gaming Laptop
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arousing chapel
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Wine hyperactive locus
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bat-shit-crazy jet-lagged sneaky criminal
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azure tanning salon
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Glassy Half-breed Toaster
  07/14/18
180 kid
stimulating box office
  07/13/18
a just god would have taken a poaster, not this kid
razzmatazz insanely creepy laser beams milk
  07/13/18
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House-broken School Pozpig
  07/13/18
Hard to argue with this
mind-boggling opaque spot dysfunction
  07/13/18
hasn't more than one poaster died
Mewling Shaky Newt
  07/13/18
only the good die young
dark deranged location
  07/15/18
Me, please.
Violet shivering institution pistol
  07/15/18
The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue ...
Spectacular internet-worthy lodge cuck
  07/13/18
implanted device to deliver chemotherapy, likely in his ches...
Glassy Half-breed Toaster
  07/13/18
Chemo med implant.
copper faggotry
  07/13/18
Reminder: Cancer cure was discovered long ago, but the cance...
stimulating box office
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provocative shitlib idiot
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Titillating kink-friendly plaza brethren
  07/13/18
www.nutritionfacts.org/chemo
Blathering senate giraffe
  07/13/18
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Sapphire Crusty Dopamine People Who Are Hurt
  07/13/18
the reason i don't buy this is that there's no way one of th...
Mewling Shaky Newt
  07/13/18
scientists playing hackey-sack with cancer cure before break...
mischievous cuckold
  07/14/18
just assumed it was something the docs told him when hooking...
soggy sable goyim
  07/13/18
ok, was hoping it wasnt a euphemism for his butt or somethin...
Spectacular internet-worthy lodge cuck
  07/13/18
I wont lie my mind went there too, dont think they would hav...
soggy sable goyim
  07/13/18
Wow not much cancer in your families huh? Was there a bit a...
Chestnut cruise ship
  07/13/18
they put a port in so they dont destroy your veins every tim...
dark deranged location
  07/15/18
https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/patient-education/your-imp...
vivacious masturbator
  07/13/18
Just a permanent tube that runs into your chest so they can ...
Exhilarant business firm
  07/13/18
If you get a port, can you inject heroin and other things in...
Mahogany Garrison
  07/13/18
Sure. Why not?
Exhilarant business firm
  07/13/18
Wait, Freddy Krueger is his grandfather?
Razzle Salmon Cumskin
  07/13/18
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Plum insane idea he suggested
  07/13/18
man this is sad
arousing chapel
  07/13/18
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Confused rehab
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Rambunctious Know-it-all Den Circlehead
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Soul-stirring Cobalt Gaming Laptop
  07/13/18
he, his sister, and his cousins had rlly prole names
curious doobsian round eye step-uncle's house
  07/13/18
"When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo a...
fishy coiffed chad house
  07/13/18
this reeks of parental attention-whoring
Glittery Property
  07/13/18
you reek of ducksauce and virginity
provocative shitlib idiot
  07/13/18
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Soul-stirring Cobalt Gaming Laptop
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Sooty trip old irish cottage dilemma
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Marvelous Sickened Set
  07/15/18
Nah man they're just honoring their little dudes wishes in a...
magenta potus puppy
  07/13/18
Lol back off the misanthropy. These are people from shitsvil...
Exciting Menage
  07/13/18
xo's emo naivete is endearing
Glittery Property
  07/13/18
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godawful shimmering mental disorder
  07/14/18
"A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a ...
pungent skinny woman jewess
  07/13/18
the ashes into tree thing is advertised on FB for me
Mewling Shaky Newt
  07/13/18
JFC if you dont tear up a little at hearing one of a 5 year ...
magenta potus puppy
  07/13/18
...
Soul-stirring Cobalt Gaming Laptop
  07/13/18
Or if you’ve been around cancer long enough, you have no tea...
Dashing spruce doctorate
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dark deranged location
  07/15/18
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Exciting Menage
  07/13/18
:(
cordovan awkward space
  07/13/18
Super sad, but it’s okay to quietly mourn too.....
talented well-lubricated church building deer antler
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curious doobsian round eye step-uncle's house
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Nofapping contagious resort
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godawful shimmering mental disorder
  07/14/18
God does not exist and the universe is indifferent to our ex...
Lime cuckoldry
  07/13/18
How the fuck would you know?
Slimy useless organic girlfriend meetinghouse
  07/13/18
http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail...
Titillating kink-friendly plaza brethren
  07/13/18
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Lime cuckoldry
  07/13/18
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indecent international law enforcement agency
  07/14/18
I want to believe in heaven so badly for this boy. Can not f...
medicated range
  07/13/18
Hard to imagine anyone just being “gone”
Slimy useless organic girlfriend meetinghouse
  07/13/18
My reaction as well
Stirring chest-beating mad cow disease
  07/13/18
*you die 2 years later ripped apart by a gorilla*
Exciting Menage
  07/13/18
...
Concupiscible crystalline mood
  07/13/18
AND LENA DUNHAM LIVES ON!
Glittery Property
  07/13/18
I don't know about other poasters with kids, but I can't han...
brass out-of-control son of senegal
  07/13/18
You just have no concept of what the parents go through befo...
Chestnut cruise ship
  07/13/18
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Nofapping contagious resort
  07/13/18
for real, reading one of these things makes me super paranoi...
Mewling Shaky Newt
  07/13/18
Absurd screed
Swashbuckling base trust fund
  07/13/18
happy friday! https://imgur.com/a/oU0ymfZ
Glassy Half-breed Toaster
  07/13/18
The fuck man?
brass out-of-control son of senegal
  07/13/18
jfc that macabre
curious doobsian round eye step-uncle's house
  07/13/18
...
Coral narrow-minded tank
  07/13/18
Only when you stop to consider that the movie studio license...
Cerebral Trailer Park Hissy Fit
  07/14/18
jfc
Coral narrow-minded tank
  07/15/18
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maniacal university
  07/13/18
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Plum insane idea he suggested
  07/13/18
RIP, little dude. It sounds like you made the most of it wit...
talking heady temple
  07/13/18
...
Glassy Half-breed Toaster
  07/13/18
Sad stuff. Absolutely gut wrenching for his parents. Just ...
Exhilarant business firm
  07/13/18
whoa. describe
curious doobsian round eye step-uncle's house
  07/13/18
I've discussed it on the board in the past. I had bone canc...
Exhilarant business firm
  07/13/18
the cancer is gone? survival of the fittest bro.
Stubborn brilliant crotch
  07/13/18
Yes. Replaced by a certain chill cancer of the mind. (xo)
Exhilarant business firm
  07/13/18
soul cancer.
Stubborn brilliant crotch
  07/13/18
that's the worst kind
Multi-colored Metal Stead Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/13/18
that's amazing. life is a gift.
Concupiscible crystalline mood
  07/13/18
is this cancer what made you histrionic and bitchmade
Mewling Shaky Newt
  07/13/18
very strong post / moniker synergy here
Wine hyperactive locus
  07/13/18
Jeez what kind of cancer for amputee? Like a random bone ca...
Chestnut cruise ship
  07/13/18
Ewing's
Exhilarant business firm
  07/13/18
how old were most of them when they died
curious doobsian round eye step-uncle's house
  07/13/18
10-16 The girl I had my first sexual experience with (han...
Exhilarant business firm
  07/13/18
"dirty stupid cancer" is easily the most devastati...
rebellious tantric gas station
  07/13/18
Life is hard man. Why not extend your sympathy for this kid ...
Bronze shrine ladyboy
  07/13/18
mfcr, a lot of people eat and drink to excess because of str...
arousing chapel
  07/13/18
I don't have sympathy for people who cause their own deaths,...
rebellious tantric gas station
  07/13/18
TBF odds are he would have eaten himself to death too.
Cerebral Trailer Park Hissy Fit
  07/14/18
Also I was recently contacted as a potential bone marrow mat...
rebellious tantric gas station
  07/13/18
i heard a radio interview last week with some colorado mom w...
medicated range
  07/13/18
they had a booth set up at my HS way back in 2009, just had ...
rebellious tantric gas station
  07/13/18
how much do they pay? like 3-4 movie tickets like giving blo...
Stubborn brilliant crotch
  07/13/18
lol as far as I'm aware, there is no compensation, but I don...
rebellious tantric gas station
  07/13/18
oh i see. you're a hero.
Stubborn brilliant crotch
  07/13/18
Nah just doing what I can and what most people would do in t...
rebellious tantric gas station
  07/13/18
what kind of pain is involved
Spectacular internet-worthy lodge cuck
  07/13/18
they drill deep into your pelvic bone obviously you go unde...
rebellious tantric gas station
  07/13/18
lol don't make him change his mind
Nofapping contagious resort
  07/13/18
"HS...2009" what the FUCK
Mewling Shaky Newt
  07/13/18
Holy shit there are people here who are almost 30 lmfao.
Exciting Menage
  07/14/18
"When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer&q...
Coral narrow-minded tank
  07/13/18
He will be reincarnated as the next Ali, and you will be a c...
rebellious tantric gas station
  07/13/18
Seems unduly harsh for me, but good for him I guess.
Coral narrow-minded tank
  07/13/18
cockroach? don't you need positive karma to be reincarnat...
Mewling Shaky Newt
  07/13/18
I hope your shitpit eats your future child's face off. Not o...
arousing chapel
  07/13/18
Seems unduly harsh. Besides, why maf at me? I didn't kill ...
Coral narrow-minded tank
  07/13/18
Tough but fair
Beady-eyed becky
  07/13/18
You guys wouldn't shed a single tear for this kid if he was ...
Bronze shrine ladyboy
  07/13/18
that's an argument AGAINST multiracial societies, not FOR. ...
Glittery Property
  07/13/18
What an absurd statement I would feel the same if he was th...
rebellious tantric gas station
  07/13/18
he's projecting. liberals have souls of coal.
Fragrant selfie foreskin
  07/13/18
Wtf, that would be sad too.
Coral narrow-minded tank
  07/13/18
Oh come on, being black is perhaps not optimal but it's nowh...
gold hospital community account
  07/14/18
wtf dude
Big office weed whacker
  07/13/18
i thought he was black you disgusting racist.
Stubborn brilliant crotch
  07/13/18
i couldn't tell since i don't see race
Mewling Shaky Newt
  07/13/18
Even the most vile white supremacist knows that skinny littl...
Chestnut cruise ship
  07/13/18
true
Sapphire Crusty Dopamine People Who Are Hurt
  07/13/18
I'm not shedding a single tear for him as is. He wasn't a So...
Cerebral Trailer Park Hissy Fit
  07/14/18
stfu
dark deranged location
  07/15/18
wow. I hope you get a bouncy castle shoved up your ass for p...
Excitant area
  07/13/18
...
Glassy Half-breed Toaster
  07/13/18
hopefully some nurse had the decency to show this kid her ti...
curious doobsian round eye step-uncle's house
  07/13/18
a peek experience
Mewling Shaky Newt
  07/13/18
Also, good on them for fulfilling his burial wishes.
Coral narrow-minded tank
  07/13/18
Sounds like he lived more in 5 years than xo poasters have i...
mind-boggling opaque spot dysfunction
  07/13/18
harsh but completely true
dark deranged location
  07/15/18
He's getting a symbolic Asgardian burial, kid is 190
Mewling Shaky Newt
  07/13/18
TTT of them for not doing it for real. I want to be lit the ...
Cerebral Trailer Park Hissy Fit
  07/14/18
Embarrassing thread for xo
godawful shimmering mental disorder
  07/14/18
Holy fuck, I thought they cured like 90% of childhood cancer...
Cerebral Trailer Park Hissy Fit
  07/14/18
Where did you get that from?
Avocado 180 hairy legs preventive strike
  07/14/18
90% of childhood cancers go into remission and never come ba...
Cerebral Trailer Park Hissy Fit
  07/14/18
He’s incredibly stupid. Just ignore everything he says.
Sooty trip old irish cottage dilemma
  07/15/18
poor little man. god bless him, and i hoap we see him again...
dark deranged location
  07/15/18
...
Marvelous Sickened Set
  07/15/18
Don King on a private jet to the Rwandan jungle
Razzle-dazzle philosopher-king
  07/15/18


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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Glassy Half-breed Toaster

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail.aspx?rid=35399

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418311)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Vengeful National Security Agency Principal's Office

they should have beat the idea of death's finality into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36426197)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Glassy Half-breed Toaster

Garrett Michael Matthias

AKA “The Great Garrett Underpants”

3/26/13 – 7/6/18

My name is: Garrett Michael Boofias

My birthday is: I am 5 years old

My address is: I am a Bulldog!

My favorite color is: Blue….and Red and Black and Green

My favorite superhero is: Batman…and Thor, Iron Man, the Hulk and Cyborg

When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer

My favorite people are:

• Mommy, Daddy, my sister ‘Delcina’ (Delphina),

• The grandparents with the new house (Fredric and Cheryl Krueger),

• The grandparents with the camper (Daniel and Nita Matthias),

• My cousins: Grady, ‘that guy I took down that one time’ (Luke), and London Marie,

• My Auntie Janette and Stinky Uncle Andy (Andrew and Janette Krueger),

• Those two guys, you know, my uncles (Kristopfer Krueger and James Taylor)

• Batman!!

The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue bunny, thrash metal, Legos, my daycare friends, Batman and when they put me to sleep before they access my port

Things I hate: Pants!, dirty stupid cancer, when they access my port, needles, and the monkey nose that smells like cherry farts…I do like the mint monkey nose like at Mayo Radiation and that one guy that helped me build Legos (Randy)

When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy!

Burned or Buried: I want to be burned (like when Thor’s Mommy died) and made into a tree so I can live in it when I’m a gorilla

Big or Small Funeral: Funerals are sad: I want 5 bouncy houses (because I’m 5), Batman, and snow cones

Emilie and Ryan Matthias will honor Garrett’s final wishes by having a Celebration of Life on Saturday, July 14th from 5pm – 11pm at 2377 132nd Ct Van Meter, Iowa

Note: Symbolic Asgardian burial ceremony and fireworks will be held just after sunset

A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a later time once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree and locate a nature preserve, so his tree resides in a protected area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418340)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Fragrant selfie foreskin

i'm crying here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418351)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Cobalt Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418364)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: azure tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422911)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: dark deranged location

just when I thought 'maybe god is real', this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428924)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: Marvelous Sickened Set

god is real ... that's why he put such a 180 kid on earth in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429451)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: Marvelous Sickened Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429450)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: soggy sable goyim



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Cobalt Gaming Laptop

JFC, why would you post this? This is unbelievably sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418367)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Glassy Half-breed Toaster

i need the joel osteen take on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418371)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Glassy Half-breed Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418557)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Chestnut cruise ship

Joel Osteen says there is no God and it’s all just a big grift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419762)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Mewling Shaky Newt

kid's family didn't pray hard enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422937)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Glassy Half-breed Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423833)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Glassy Half-breed Toaster



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Fragrant selfie foreskin

perspective i guess. we do worry about a lot of bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418373)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Cobalt Gaming Laptop

True, I guess the two hours I spent bashing Chinese with a MAF pumo may have been a waste in retrospect. Life is short. I can't imagine anything sadder than children dying of cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418410)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Fragrant selfie foreskin

brutal. i look forward to hanging out with my dotter all the time. but today, we're gonna take a nice hike and get ice cream. i was gonna bar study all day. but i'm ahead. it can wait until she's in bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418425)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Cobalt Gaming Laptop

Good idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418559)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: vivacious masturbator



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: Fragrant selfie foreskin

dotter came home sniffly from school. she's being going to like splash parks every day this week so no surprise. she wanted to put on PJs, watch cartoons and eat McDs. I obliged. been fun bar exam break.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421231)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Spectacular internet-worthy lodge cuck



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Honey-headed charismatic brunch

"Stinky Uncle Andy"

Sounds Trumpian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418376)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: copper faggotry

Kid woulda made a great man. Bigly. RIP little guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418437)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Cobalt Gaming Laptop



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: arousing chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419383)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Wine hyperactive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419400)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy jet-lagged sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420738)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: azure tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422918)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:52 AM
Author: Glassy Half-breed Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423854)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: stimulating box office

180 kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418433)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: razzmatazz insanely creepy laser beams milk

a just god would have taken a poaster, not this kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418438)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: House-broken School Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421283)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque spot dysfunction

Hard to argue with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422824)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Mewling Shaky Newt

hasn't more than one poaster died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422942)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:02 AM
Author: dark deranged location

only the good die young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428928)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:29 AM
Author: Violet shivering institution pistol

Me, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429440)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Spectacular internet-worthy lodge cuck

The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue bunny, thrash metal, Legos, my daycare friends, Batman and when they put me to sleep before they access my port

Things I hate: Pants!, dirty stupid cancer, when they access my port,

what is his port?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418442)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Glassy Half-breed Toaster

implanted device to deliver chemotherapy, likely in his chest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418445)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: copper faggotry

Chemo med implant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418447)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: stimulating box office

Reminder: Cancer cure was discovered long ago, but the cancer industry is just too profitable to release it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418452)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: provocative shitlib idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419515)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: Titillating kink-friendly plaza brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419729)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: Blathering senate giraffe

www.nutritionfacts.org/chemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421891)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Sapphire Crusty Dopamine People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422568)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Mewling Shaky Newt

the reason i don't buy this is that there's no way one of those scientists who invented it doesn't come out and say "give me my fucking nobel prize and millennial of adulation from all of humanity" and also use it to cure some family members

you can't keep something like that a secret

like if the cure exists, that means there are people who have been cured by it - did they execute all of those test subjects, and successfully cover up all those executions (hundreds, likely)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422948)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:33 AM
Author: mischievous cuckold

scientists playing hackey-sack with cancer cure before breaking for a boozy lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424125)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: soggy sable goyim

just assumed it was something the docs told him when hooking him up to various instruments/delivery systems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418463)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Spectacular internet-worthy lodge cuck

ok, was hoping it wasnt a euphemism for his butt or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418472)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: soggy sable goyim

I wont lie my mind went there too, dont think they would have done anything there other than help sanitize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418476)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Chestnut cruise ship

Wow not much cancer in your families huh? Was there a bit about Junior or some other Sopranos character having a port?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419771)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: dark deranged location

they put a port in so they dont destroy your veins every time they feed you chemopoison. Chemo is basically a bleach and caustic acid drip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428952)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: vivacious masturbator

https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/patient-education/your-implanted-port

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419754)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm

Just a permanent tube that runs into your chest so they can administer chemo without destroying your veins. I had a Broviac catheter for two years during treatment, like this...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qrMCUY7x3fU/TI5Y4OEPFTI/AAAAAAAACAo/SCXcf8ngavw/s1600/IMG_0219.JPG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419826)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Mahogany Garrison

If you get a port, can you inject heroin and other things in there without blowing out your veins? Asking for a friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419994)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm

Sure. Why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420012)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Razzle Salmon Cumskin

Wait, Freddy Krueger is his grandfather?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418471)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: Plum insane idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418506)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: arousing chapel

man this is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419373)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Confused rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419421)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Rambunctious Know-it-all Den Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419451)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cobalt Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419540)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: curious doobsian round eye step-uncle's house

he, his sister, and his cousins had rlly prole names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419424)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: fishy coiffed chad house

"When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419462)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Glittery Property

this reeks of parental attention-whoring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419465)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: provocative shitlib idiot

you reek of ducksauce and virginity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419482)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cobalt Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419535)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Sooty trip old irish cottage dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422929)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:42 AM
Author: Marvelous Sickened Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429455)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: magenta potus puppy

Nah man they're just honoring their little dudes wishes in a fun and sweet way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419511)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Exciting Menage

Lol back off the misanthropy. These are people from shitsville ia. They wouldn't even know what the fuck you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420412)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Glittery Property

xo's emo naivete is endearing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420837)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: godawful shimmering mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423934)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: pungent skinny woman jewess

"A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a later time once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree and locate a nature preserve, so his tree resides in a protected area. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419473)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: Mewling Shaky Newt

the ashes into tree thing is advertised on FB for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422962)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: magenta potus puppy

JFC if you dont tear up a little at hearing one of a 5 year old kids favorite things is receiving anesthesia before having his chemo port accessed you're not human

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419503)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cobalt Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419532)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Dashing spruce doctorate

Or if you’ve been around cancer long enough, you have no tears left

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419860)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: dark deranged location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428972)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Exciting Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420391)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: cordovan awkward space

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419504)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: talented well-lubricated church building deer antler

Super sad, but it’s okay to quietly mourn too.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419590)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: curious doobsian round eye step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419659)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Nofapping contagious resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420873)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: godawful shimmering mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423935)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Lime cuckoldry

God does not exist and the universe is indifferent to our existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419688)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Slimy useless organic girlfriend meetinghouse

How the fuck would you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419700)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Titillating kink-friendly plaza brethren

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail.aspx?rid=35399

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419731)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Lime cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419760)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:43 AM
Author: indecent international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423830)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: medicated range

I want to believe in heaven so badly for this boy. Can not fathom that he might just be gone, while I politics thread. Maybe I can be a better man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419697)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Slimy useless organic girlfriend meetinghouse

Hard to imagine anyone just being “gone”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419702)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Stirring chest-beating mad cow disease

My reaction as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419901)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Exciting Menage

*you die 2 years later ripped apart by a gorilla*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420422)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible crystalline mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422839)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: Glittery Property

AND LENA DUNHAM LIVES ON!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419706)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: brass out-of-control son of senegal

I don't know about other poasters with kids, but I can't handle this stuff since having kids. It's just so sad and so unfair. When the stories come on the news, before football games, etc., I have to turn the channel. I very much dislike the fact that I probably wouldn't have cared at all prior to having kids. Makes me feel like a real asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419766)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Chestnut cruise ship

You just have no concept of what the parents go through before kids, and how this little dude was just saying all this because he knew it got these big reactions from adults and he was just trying to figure shit out but was actually super scared and confused. It’s only once you come to really appreciate how child development works and how much work and worry it involves for parents that you can fully grasp why this kind of thing makes painless suicide for everyone a plausible worldview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419804)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Nofapping contagious resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420876)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Mewling Shaky Newt

for real, reading one of these things makes me super paranoid that babbydood is going to turn out to have cancer in a couple years and FMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422957)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling base trust fund

Absurd screed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419781)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Glassy Half-breed Toaster

happy friday!

https://imgur.com/a/oU0ymfZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419783)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: brass out-of-control son of senegal

The fuck man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419815)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: curious doobsian round eye step-uncle's house

jfc that macabre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419823)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: Coral narrow-minded tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420717)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:46 AM
Author: Cerebral Trailer Park Hissy Fit

Only when you stop to consider that the movie studio licensed out the character to the casket maker. No way they missed out on their cut,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424136)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Coral narrow-minded tank

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36433410)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: maniacal university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419838)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Plum insane idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420419)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: talking heady temple

RIP, little dude. It sounds like you made the most of it with what you had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419846)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Glassy Half-breed Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419856)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm

Sad stuff. Absolutely gut wrenching for his parents. Just so unfair.

I lost a lot of my good hospital and cancer camp friends growing up. Carried a lot of guilt with me for years. If I had been diagnosed just a few a couple of years earlier I would have been, at best, an amputee, but more likely, dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419908)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: curious doobsian round eye step-uncle's house

whoa. describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419993)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm

I've discussed it on the board in the past. I had bone cancer and was in the very first group of patients in a new experimental protocol. Up to that point, if you had my cancer in a limb, they immediately amputated. My case went to a panel of 5 doctors and 3 of them approved me for the newer limb-saving approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420202)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Stubborn brilliant crotch

the cancer is gone? survival of the fittest bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420242)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm

Yes. Replaced by a certain chill cancer of the mind. (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420311)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Stubborn brilliant crotch

soul cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420694)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored Metal Stead Scourge Upon The Earth

that's the worst kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421383)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible crystalline mood

that's amazing. life is a gift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422848)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Mewling Shaky Newt

is this cancer what made you histrionic and bitchmade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422967)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Wine hyperactive locus

very strong post / moniker synergy here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420134)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Chestnut cruise ship

Jeez what kind of cancer for amputee? Like a random bone cancer or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420220)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm

Ewing's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420319)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: curious doobsian round eye step-uncle's house

how old were most of them when they died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420637)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant business firm

10-16

The girl I had my first sexual experience with (handjob/fingering) when I was 13, was in remission for four years when it returned and killed her. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421367)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: rebellious tantric gas station

"dirty stupid cancer" is easily the most devastating part

unreal how much bullshit and pain he had to deal with for no good reason while most Americans eventually eat themselves to death because they have no self-discipline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420487)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Bronze shrine ladyboy

Life is hard man. Why not extend your sympathy for this kid to everyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420761)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: arousing chapel

mfcr, a lot of people eat and drink to excess because of stress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420764)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: rebellious tantric gas station

I don't have sympathy for people who cause their own deaths, and I say this hypocritically as a semi-regular smoker and a DWI convict.

If you get yourself killed, you deserve it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420783)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:49 AM
Author: Cerebral Trailer Park Hissy Fit

TBF odds are he would have eaten himself to death too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424139)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: rebellious tantric gas station

Also I was recently contacted as a potential bone marrow match and they left a voicemail asking me if I was still onboard with going through with it. The odds of being a match are like 1 in 500 people who volunteer with a cheek swab.

Was honestly kind of on the fence because it's painful and shit, but this is a sign and 100% persuaded me to do it. I'd have to be a complete asshole to not potentially save some kid with leukemia just because of some mildly invasive and uncomfortable procedure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420614)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: medicated range

i heard a radio interview last week with some colorado mom whose kid found a bone marrow match in italy.

can you describe how one goes about becoming a donor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420651)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: rebellious tantric gas station

they had a booth set up at my HS way back in 2009, just had to fill out a form and do the cheek swab and give it to them right there. took like 10 minutes tops. Never thought anything would come of it and completely forgot about it til I got the call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420662)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Stubborn brilliant crotch

how much do they pay? like 3-4 movie tickets like giving blood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420700)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: rebellious tantric gas station

lol as far as I'm aware, there is no compensation, but I don't really remember if I got anything when I signed up.

I don't care, potentially saving a life would be enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420712)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Stubborn brilliant crotch

oh i see. you're a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420777)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: rebellious tantric gas station

Nah just doing what I can and what most people would do in this situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420803)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Spectacular internet-worthy lodge cuck

what kind of pain is involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420872)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: rebellious tantric gas station

they drill deep into your pelvic bone

obviously you go under for the procedure, but there is a lingering ache for like 2-3 weeks after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420890)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Nofapping contagious resort

lol don't make him change his mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420902)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: Mewling Shaky Newt

"HS...2009"

what the FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422975)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 3:53 AM
Author: Exciting Menage

Holy shit there are people here who are almost 30 lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424060)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: Coral narrow-minded tank

"When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer"

Um...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420720)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: rebellious tantric gas station

He will be reincarnated as the next Ali, and you will be a cockroach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420755)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Coral narrow-minded tank

Seems unduly harsh for me, but good for him I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420840)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Mewling Shaky Newt

cockroach?

don't you need positive karma to be reincarnated into a higher lifeform?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422980)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: arousing chapel

I hope your shitpit eats your future child's face off. Not out of spite, but because it would be way way better than suffering through 18 years of having you as a "dad"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420756)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Coral narrow-minded tank

Seems unduly harsh. Besides, why maf at me? I didn't kill him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420796)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed becky

Tough but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421254)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Bronze shrine ladyboy

You guys wouldn't shed a single tear for this kid if he was black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420784)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Glittery Property

that's an argument AGAINST multiracial societies, not FOR.

it's human nature. don't try to *correct* it. work in harmony with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420828)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: rebellious tantric gas station

What an absurd statement

I would feel the same if he was the child of two gay illegal immigrant dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420851)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Fragrant selfie foreskin

he's projecting. liberals have souls of coal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422596)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Coral narrow-minded tank

Wtf, that would be sad too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420860)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:58 AM
Author: gold hospital community account

Oh come on, being black is perhaps not optimal but it's nowhere near as sad as the story in the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423869)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Big office weed whacker

wtf dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421241)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Stubborn brilliant crotch

i thought he was black you disgusting racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421284)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Mewling Shaky Newt

i couldn't tell since i don't see race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422984)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Chestnut cruise ship

Even the most vile white supremacist knows that skinny little black boys are the cutest kids, especially if they are spazzy goofballs like this dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421477)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Sapphire Crusty Dopamine People Who Are Hurt

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422569)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: Cerebral Trailer Park Hissy Fit

I'm not shedding a single tear for him as is. He wasn't a Soviet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424137)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: dark deranged location

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429008)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Excitant area

wow. I hope you get a bouncy castle shoved up your ass for poasting this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420905)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Glassy Half-breed Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421266)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: curious doobsian round eye step-uncle's house

hopefully some nurse had the decency to show this kid her tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420913)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Mewling Shaky Newt

a peek experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422985)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Coral narrow-minded tank

Also, good on them for fulfilling his burial wishes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420915)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque spot dysfunction

Sounds like he lived more in 5 years than xo poasters have in their median 45 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422820)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: dark deranged location

harsh but completely true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429015)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Mewling Shaky Newt

He's getting a symbolic Asgardian burial, kid is 190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422935)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:45 AM
Author: Cerebral Trailer Park Hissy Fit

TTT of them for not doing it for real. I want to be lit the fuck up on a giant wooden pyre too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424135)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:44 AM
Author: godawful shimmering mental disorder

Embarrassing thread for xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423937)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:41 AM
Author: Cerebral Trailer Park Hissy Fit

Holy fuck, I thought they cured like 90% of childhood cancers now? Kid got 10% PWND.

Faggot Trump should be fighting a war on cancer and not running around telling NATO to up defense spending in a world of zero fucking threats. The retarded orange monkey needs the cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424131)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:53 AM
Author: Avocado 180 hairy legs preventive strike

Where did you get that from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424145)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Cerebral Trailer Park Hissy Fit

90% of childhood cancers go into remission and never come back after treatment. Only around 10% are fatal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36426053)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:47 AM
Author: Sooty trip old irish cottage dilemma

He’s incredibly stupid. Just ignore everything he says.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429403)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: dark deranged location

poor little man.

god bless him, and i hoap we see him again one day, living large with his troop in the Rwandan jungle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429039)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:50 AM
Author: Marvelous Sickened Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429462)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle philosopher-king

Don King on a private jet to the Rwandan jungle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36433188)