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5 year old without concept of death's finality writes his own obituary

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail...
At-the-ready Senate
  07/13/18
they should have beat the idea of death's finality into him
Multi-colored Bespoke Main People
  07/14/18
Garrett Michael Matthias AKA “The Great Garrett Underpants”...
At-the-ready Senate
  07/13/18
i'm crying here.
Stirring onyx affirmative action state
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Saffron Anal Ratface Pozpig
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  07/13/18
just when I thought 'maybe god is real', this.
Out-of-control lake house juggernaut
  07/15/18
god is real ... that's why he put such a 180 kid on earth in...
painfully honest nursing home place of business
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painfully honest nursing home place of business
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Aphrodisiac mediation church building
  07/13/18
JFC, why would you post this? This is unbelievably sad.
Saffron Anal Ratface Pozpig
  07/13/18
i need the joel osteen take on this
At-the-ready Senate
  07/13/18
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At-the-ready Senate
  07/13/18
Joel Osteen says there is no God and it’s all just a big gri...
bright filthy bawdyhouse puppy
  07/13/18
kid's family didn't pray hard enough
Lemon stimulating filthpig
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At-the-ready Senate
  07/14/18
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At-the-ready Senate
  07/13/18
perspective i guess. we do worry about a lot of bullshit.
Stirring onyx affirmative action state
  07/13/18
True, I guess the two hours I spent bashing Chinese with a M...
Saffron Anal Ratface Pozpig
  07/13/18
brutal. i look forward to hanging out with my dotter all th...
Stirring onyx affirmative action state
  07/13/18
Good idea
Saffron Anal Ratface Pozpig
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dotter came home sniffly from school. she's being going to ...
Stirring onyx affirmative action state
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cracking dark sweet tailpipe
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"Stinky Uncle Andy" Sounds Trumpian
blue aggressive national
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Kid woulda made a great man. Bigly. RIP little guy.
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At-the-ready Senate
  07/14/18
180 kid
indecent flatulent persian cuck
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a just god would have taken a poaster, not this kid
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iridescent doctorate orchestra pit
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Hard to argue with this
Navy Fluffy Public Bath
  07/13/18
hasn't more than one poaster died
Lemon stimulating filthpig
  07/13/18
only the good die young
Out-of-control lake house juggernaut
  07/15/18
Me, please.
low-t charismatic knife mother
  07/15/18
The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue ...
cracking dark sweet tailpipe
  07/13/18
implanted device to deliver chemotherapy, likely in his ches...
At-the-ready Senate
  07/13/18
Chemo med implant.
motley garnet step-uncle's house
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Reminder: Cancer cure was discovered long ago, but the cance...
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www.nutritionfacts.org/chemo
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the reason i don't buy this is that there's no way one of th...
Lemon stimulating filthpig
  07/13/18
scientists playing hackey-sack with cancer cure before break...
Startled stead people who are hurt
  07/14/18
just assumed it was something the docs told him when hooking...
Aphrodisiac mediation church building
  07/13/18
ok, was hoping it wasnt a euphemism for his butt or somethin...
cracking dark sweet tailpipe
  07/13/18
I wont lie my mind went there too, dont think they would hav...
Aphrodisiac mediation church building
  07/13/18
Wow not much cancer in your families huh? Was there a bit a...
bright filthy bawdyhouse puppy
  07/13/18
they put a port in so they dont destroy your veins every tim...
Out-of-control lake house juggernaut
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https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/patient-education/your-imp...
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Just a permanent tube that runs into your chest so they can ...
Mind-boggling school mad cow disease
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If you get a port, can you inject heroin and other things in...
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Sure. Why not?
Mind-boggling school mad cow disease
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Wait, Freddy Krueger is his grandfather?
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man this is sad
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Saffron Anal Ratface Pozpig
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he, his sister, and his cousins had rlly prole names
Irradiated copper boistinker
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"When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo a...
Federal Quadroon Pocket Flask
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this reeks of parental attention-whoring
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you reek of ducksauce and virginity
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painfully honest nursing home place of business
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Nah man they're just honoring their little dudes wishes in a...
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Lol back off the misanthropy. These are people from shitsvil...
green hospital
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xo's emo naivete is endearing
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contagious useless wrinkle
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"A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a ...
hairraiser blathering candlestick maker new version
  07/13/18
the ashes into tree thing is advertised on FB for me
Lemon stimulating filthpig
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JFC if you dont tear up a little at hearing one of a 5 year ...
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Saffron Anal Ratface Pozpig
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Or if you’ve been around cancer long enough, you have no tea...
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green hospital
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:(
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Super sad, but it’s okay to quietly mourn too.....
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Irradiated copper boistinker
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contagious useless wrinkle
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God does not exist and the universe is indifferent to our ex...
Razzmatazz Shaky Theater Stage Windowlicker
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How the fuck would you know?
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http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail...
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Bistre Concupiscible Locale
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I want to believe in heaven so badly for this boy. Can not f...
olive fat ankles space
  07/13/18
Hard to imagine anyone just being “gone”
Razzle-dazzle bronze toilet seat legal warrant
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My reaction as well
Submissive institution
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*you die 2 years later ripped apart by a gorilla*
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sticky philosopher-king
  07/13/18
AND LENA DUNHAM LIVES ON!
zombie-like vermilion potus
  07/13/18
I don't know about other poasters with kids, but I can't han...
Exciting spot
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You just have no concept of what the parents go through befo...
bright filthy bawdyhouse puppy
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Racy dilemma
  07/13/18
for real, reading one of these things makes me super paranoi...
Lemon stimulating filthpig
  07/13/18
Absurd screed
Curious Bull Headed Marketing Idea
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happy friday! https://imgur.com/a/oU0ymfZ
At-the-ready Senate
  07/13/18
The fuck man?
Exciting spot
  07/13/18
jfc that macabre
Irradiated copper boistinker
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Pearly lettuce
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Only when you stop to consider that the movie studio license...
mint sandwich laser beams
  07/14/18
jfc
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Magenta adventurous hall
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RIP, little dude. It sounds like you made the most of it wit...
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At-the-ready Senate
  07/13/18
Sad stuff. Absolutely gut wrenching for his parents. Just ...
Mind-boggling school mad cow disease
  07/13/18
whoa. describe
Irradiated copper boistinker
  07/13/18
I've discussed it on the board in the past. I had bone canc...
Mind-boggling school mad cow disease
  07/13/18
the cancer is gone? survival of the fittest bro.
vivacious parlour
  07/13/18
Yes. Replaced by a certain chill cancer of the mind. (xo)
Mind-boggling school mad cow disease
  07/13/18
soul cancer.
vivacious parlour
  07/13/18
that's the worst kind
Boyish Coral Yarmulke Community Account
  07/13/18
that's amazing. life is a gift.
sticky philosopher-king
  07/13/18
is this cancer what made you histrionic and bitchmade
Lemon stimulating filthpig
  07/13/18
very strong post / moniker synergy here
ebony theater black woman
  07/13/18
Jeez what kind of cancer for amputee? Like a random bone ca...
bright filthy bawdyhouse puppy
  07/13/18
Ewing's
Mind-boggling school mad cow disease
  07/13/18
how old were most of them when they died
Irradiated copper boistinker
  07/13/18
10-16 The girl I had my first sexual experience with (han...
Mind-boggling school mad cow disease
  07/13/18
"dirty stupid cancer" is easily the most devastati...
Hairless Sable Cuckold
  07/13/18
Life is hard man. Why not extend your sympathy for this kid ...
Floppy meetinghouse halford
  07/13/18
mfcr, a lot of people eat and drink to excess because of str...
transparent mentally impaired casino
  07/13/18
I don't have sympathy for people who cause their own deaths,...
Hairless Sable Cuckold
  07/13/18
TBF odds are he would have eaten himself to death too.
mint sandwich laser beams
  07/14/18
Also I was recently contacted as a potential bone marrow mat...
Hairless Sable Cuckold
  07/13/18
i heard a radio interview last week with some colorado mom w...
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they had a booth set up at my HS way back in 2009, just had ...
Hairless Sable Cuckold
  07/13/18
how much do they pay? like 3-4 movie tickets like giving blo...
vivacious parlour
  07/13/18
lol as far as I'm aware, there is no compensation, but I don...
Hairless Sable Cuckold
  07/13/18
oh i see. you're a hero.
vivacious parlour
  07/13/18
Nah just doing what I can and what most people would do in t...
Hairless Sable Cuckold
  07/13/18
what kind of pain is involved
cracking dark sweet tailpipe
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they drill deep into your pelvic bone obviously you go unde...
Hairless Sable Cuckold
  07/13/18
lol don't make him change his mind
Racy dilemma
  07/13/18
"HS...2009" what the FUCK
Lemon stimulating filthpig
  07/13/18
Holy shit there are people here who are almost 30 lmfao.
green hospital
  07/14/18
"When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer&q...
Pearly lettuce
  07/13/18
He will be reincarnated as the next Ali, and you will be a c...
Hairless Sable Cuckold
  07/13/18
Seems unduly harsh for me, but good for him I guess.
Pearly lettuce
  07/13/18
cockroach? don't you need positive karma to be reincarnat...
Lemon stimulating filthpig
  07/13/18
I hope your shitpit eats your future child's face off. Not o...
transparent mentally impaired casino
  07/13/18
Seems unduly harsh. Besides, why maf at me? I didn't kill ...
Pearly lettuce
  07/13/18
Tough but fair
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You guys wouldn't shed a single tear for this kid if he was ...
Floppy meetinghouse halford
  07/13/18
that's an argument AGAINST multiracial societies, not FOR. ...
zombie-like vermilion potus
  07/13/18
What an absurd statement I would feel the same if he was th...
Hairless Sable Cuckold
  07/13/18
he's projecting. liberals have souls of coal.
Stirring onyx affirmative action state
  07/13/18
Wtf, that would be sad too.
Pearly lettuce
  07/13/18
Oh come on, being black is perhaps not optimal but it's nowh...
ruddy pit
  07/14/18
wtf dude
Jet kink-friendly gunner
  07/13/18
i thought he was black you disgusting racist.
vivacious parlour
  07/13/18
i couldn't tell since i don't see race
Lemon stimulating filthpig
  07/13/18
Even the most vile white supremacist knows that skinny littl...
bright filthy bawdyhouse puppy
  07/13/18
true
Galvanic purple locus useless brakes
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I'm not shedding a single tear for him as is. He wasn't a So...
mint sandwich laser beams
  07/14/18
stfu
Out-of-control lake house juggernaut
  07/15/18
wow. I hope you get a bouncy castle shoved up your ass for p...
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At-the-ready Senate
  07/13/18
hopefully some nurse had the decency to show this kid her ti...
Irradiated copper boistinker
  07/13/18
a peek experience
Lemon stimulating filthpig
  07/13/18
Also, good on them for fulfilling his burial wishes.
Pearly lettuce
  07/13/18
Sounds like he lived more in 5 years than xo poasters have i...
Navy Fluffy Public Bath
  07/13/18
harsh but completely true
Out-of-control lake house juggernaut
  07/15/18
He's getting a symbolic Asgardian burial, kid is 190
Lemon stimulating filthpig
  07/13/18
TTT of them for not doing it for real. I want to be lit the ...
mint sandwich laser beams
  07/14/18
Embarrassing thread for xo
contagious useless wrinkle
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Holy fuck, I thought they cured like 90% of childhood cancer...
mint sandwich laser beams
  07/14/18
Where did you get that from?
Wonderful Plaza Skinny Woman
  07/14/18
90% of childhood cancers go into remission and never come ba...
mint sandwich laser beams
  07/14/18
He’s incredibly stupid. Just ignore everything he says.
ultramarine exhilarant private investor
  07/15/18
poor little man. god bless him, and i hoap we see him again...
Out-of-control lake house juggernaut
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painfully honest nursing home place of business
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Don King on a private jet to the Rwandan jungle
Maize box office shitlib
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: At-the-ready Senate

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail.aspx?rid=35399

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418311)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored Bespoke Main People

they should have beat the idea of death's finality into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36426197)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: At-the-ready Senate

Garrett Michael Matthias

AKA “The Great Garrett Underpants”

3/26/13 – 7/6/18

My name is: Garrett Michael Boofias

My birthday is: I am 5 years old

My address is: I am a Bulldog!

My favorite color is: Blue….and Red and Black and Green

My favorite superhero is: Batman…and Thor, Iron Man, the Hulk and Cyborg

When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer

My favorite people are:

• Mommy, Daddy, my sister ‘Delcina’ (Delphina),

• The grandparents with the new house (Fredric and Cheryl Krueger),

• The grandparents with the camper (Daniel and Nita Matthias),

• My cousins: Grady, ‘that guy I took down that one time’ (Luke), and London Marie,

• My Auntie Janette and Stinky Uncle Andy (Andrew and Janette Krueger),

• Those two guys, you know, my uncles (Kristopfer Krueger and James Taylor)

• Batman!!

The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue bunny, thrash metal, Legos, my daycare friends, Batman and when they put me to sleep before they access my port

Things I hate: Pants!, dirty stupid cancer, when they access my port, needles, and the monkey nose that smells like cherry farts…I do like the mint monkey nose like at Mayo Radiation and that one guy that helped me build Legos (Randy)

When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy!

Burned or Buried: I want to be burned (like when Thor’s Mommy died) and made into a tree so I can live in it when I’m a gorilla

Big or Small Funeral: Funerals are sad: I want 5 bouncy houses (because I’m 5), Batman, and snow cones

Emilie and Ryan Matthias will honor Garrett’s final wishes by having a Celebration of Life on Saturday, July 14th from 5pm – 11pm at 2377 132nd Ct Van Meter, Iowa

Note: Symbolic Asgardian burial ceremony and fireworks will be held just after sunset

A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a later time once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree and locate a nature preserve, so his tree resides in a protected area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418340)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Stirring onyx affirmative action state

i'm crying here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418351)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Saffron Anal Ratface Pozpig



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: milky alcoholic field gaming laptop



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: Out-of-control lake house juggernaut

just when I thought 'maybe god is real', this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428924)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: painfully honest nursing home place of business

god is real ... that's why he put such a 180 kid on earth in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429451)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: painfully honest nursing home place of business



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac mediation church building



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Saffron Anal Ratface Pozpig

JFC, why would you post this? This is unbelievably sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418367)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: At-the-ready Senate

i need the joel osteen take on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418371)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: At-the-ready Senate



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: bright filthy bawdyhouse puppy

Joel Osteen says there is no God and it’s all just a big grift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419762)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Lemon stimulating filthpig

kid's family didn't pray hard enough

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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: At-the-ready Senate



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: At-the-ready Senate



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Stirring onyx affirmative action state

perspective i guess. we do worry about a lot of bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418373)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Saffron Anal Ratface Pozpig

True, I guess the two hours I spent bashing Chinese with a MAF pumo may have been a waste in retrospect. Life is short. I can't imagine anything sadder than children dying of cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418410)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Stirring onyx affirmative action state

brutal. i look forward to hanging out with my dotter all the time. but today, we're gonna take a nice hike and get ice cream. i was gonna bar study all day. but i'm ahead. it can wait until she's in bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418425)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Saffron Anal Ratface Pozpig

Good idea

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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: disrespectful partner resort



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: Stirring onyx affirmative action state

dotter came home sniffly from school. she's being going to like splash parks every day this week so no surprise. she wanted to put on PJs, watch cartoons and eat McDs. I obliged. been fun bar exam break.



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: cracking dark sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: blue aggressive national

"Stinky Uncle Andy"

Sounds Trumpian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418376)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: motley garnet step-uncle's house

Kid woulda made a great man. Bigly. RIP little guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418437)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Saffron Anal Ratface Pozpig



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: transparent mentally impaired casino



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: ebony theater black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419400)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: lilac principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420738)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: milky alcoholic field gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422918)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:52 AM
Author: At-the-ready Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423854)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: indecent flatulent persian cuck

180 kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418433)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: dun swashbuckling coldplay fan library

a just god would have taken a poaster, not this kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418438)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: iridescent doctorate orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421283)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Navy Fluffy Public Bath

Hard to argue with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422824)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Lemon stimulating filthpig

hasn't more than one poaster died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422942)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:02 AM
Author: Out-of-control lake house juggernaut

only the good die young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428928)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:29 AM
Author: low-t charismatic knife mother

Me, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429440)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: cracking dark sweet tailpipe

The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue bunny, thrash metal, Legos, my daycare friends, Batman and when they put me to sleep before they access my port

Things I hate: Pants!, dirty stupid cancer, when they access my port,

what is his port?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418442)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: At-the-ready Senate

implanted device to deliver chemotherapy, likely in his chest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418445)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: motley garnet step-uncle's house

Chemo med implant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418447)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: indecent flatulent persian cuck

Reminder: Cancer cure was discovered long ago, but the cancer industry is just too profitable to release it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418452)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: frisky big center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419515)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: Vibrant rose death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419729)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: bateful brethren

www.nutritionfacts.org/chemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421891)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Galvanic purple locus useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422568)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Lemon stimulating filthpig

the reason i don't buy this is that there's no way one of those scientists who invented it doesn't come out and say "give me my fucking nobel prize and millennial of adulation from all of humanity" and also use it to cure some family members

you can't keep something like that a secret

like if the cure exists, that means there are people who have been cured by it - did they execute all of those test subjects, and successfully cover up all those executions (hundreds, likely)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422948)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:33 AM
Author: Startled stead people who are hurt

scientists playing hackey-sack with cancer cure before breaking for a boozy lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424125)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac mediation church building

just assumed it was something the docs told him when hooking him up to various instruments/delivery systems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418463)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: cracking dark sweet tailpipe

ok, was hoping it wasnt a euphemism for his butt or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418472)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac mediation church building

I wont lie my mind went there too, dont think they would have done anything there other than help sanitize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418476)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: bright filthy bawdyhouse puppy

Wow not much cancer in your families huh? Was there a bit about Junior or some other Sopranos character having a port?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419771)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Out-of-control lake house juggernaut

they put a port in so they dont destroy your veins every time they feed you chemopoison. Chemo is basically a bleach and caustic acid drip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428952)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: disrespectful partner resort

https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/patient-education/your-implanted-port

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419754)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling school mad cow disease

Just a permanent tube that runs into your chest so they can administer chemo without destroying your veins. I had a Broviac catheter for two years during treatment, like this...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qrMCUY7x3fU/TI5Y4OEPFTI/AAAAAAAACAo/SCXcf8ngavw/s1600/IMG_0219.JPG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419826)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Talking Sanctuary

If you get a port, can you inject heroin and other things in there without blowing out your veins? Asking for a friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419994)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling school mad cow disease

Sure. Why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420012)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Fighting deep base

Wait, Freddy Krueger is his grandfather?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418471)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: Magenta adventurous hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418506)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: transparent mentally impaired casino

man this is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419373)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: frozen tanning salon rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419421)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Vigorous station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419451)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Saffron Anal Ratface Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419540)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Irradiated copper boistinker

he, his sister, and his cousins had rlly prole names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419424)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Federal Quadroon Pocket Flask

"When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419462)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: zombie-like vermilion potus

this reeks of parental attention-whoring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419465)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: frisky big center

you reek of ducksauce and virginity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419482)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Saffron Anal Ratface Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419535)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: ultramarine exhilarant private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422929)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:42 AM
Author: painfully honest nursing home place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429455)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Brindle masturbator messiness

Nah man they're just honoring their little dudes wishes in a fun and sweet way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419511)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: green hospital

Lol back off the misanthropy. These are people from shitsville ia. They wouldn't even know what the fuck you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420412)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: zombie-like vermilion potus

xo's emo naivete is endearing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420837)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: contagious useless wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423934)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: hairraiser blathering candlestick maker new version

"A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a later time once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree and locate a nature preserve, so his tree resides in a protected area. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419473)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: Lemon stimulating filthpig

the ashes into tree thing is advertised on FB for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422962)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Brindle masturbator messiness

JFC if you dont tear up a little at hearing one of a 5 year old kids favorite things is receiving anesthesia before having his chemo port accessed you're not human

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419503)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Saffron Anal Ratface Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419532)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: sooty adulterous roommate bbw

Or if you’ve been around cancer long enough, you have no tears left

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419860)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: Out-of-control lake house juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428972)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: green hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420391)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: clear bisexual theatre immigrant

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419504)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Fortuitous Meteor

Super sad, but it’s okay to quietly mourn too.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419590)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Irradiated copper boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419659)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Racy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420873)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: contagious useless wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423935)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Shaky Theater Stage Windowlicker

God does not exist and the universe is indifferent to our existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419688)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bronze toilet seat legal warrant

How the fuck would you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419700)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Vibrant rose death wish

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail.aspx?rid=35399

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419731)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Shaky Theater Stage Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419760)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:43 AM
Author: Bistre Concupiscible Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423830)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: olive fat ankles space

I want to believe in heaven so badly for this boy. Can not fathom that he might just be gone, while I politics thread. Maybe I can be a better man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419697)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bronze toilet seat legal warrant

Hard to imagine anyone just being “gone”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419702)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Submissive institution

My reaction as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419901)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: green hospital

*you die 2 years later ripped apart by a gorilla*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420422)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: sticky philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422839)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: zombie-like vermilion potus

AND LENA DUNHAM LIVES ON!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419706)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Exciting spot

I don't know about other poasters with kids, but I can't handle this stuff since having kids. It's just so sad and so unfair. When the stories come on the news, before football games, etc., I have to turn the channel. I very much dislike the fact that I probably wouldn't have cared at all prior to having kids. Makes me feel like a real asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419766)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: bright filthy bawdyhouse puppy

You just have no concept of what the parents go through before kids, and how this little dude was just saying all this because he knew it got these big reactions from adults and he was just trying to figure shit out but was actually super scared and confused. It’s only once you come to really appreciate how child development works and how much work and worry it involves for parents that you can fully grasp why this kind of thing makes painless suicide for everyone a plausible worldview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419804)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Racy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420876)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Lemon stimulating filthpig

for real, reading one of these things makes me super paranoid that babbydood is going to turn out to have cancer in a couple years and FMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422957)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: Curious Bull Headed Marketing Idea

Absurd screed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419781)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: At-the-ready Senate

happy friday!

https://imgur.com/a/oU0ymfZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419783)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Exciting spot

The fuck man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419815)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Irradiated copper boistinker

jfc that macabre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419823)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: Pearly lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420717)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:46 AM
Author: mint sandwich laser beams

Only when you stop to consider that the movie studio licensed out the character to the casket maker. No way they missed out on their cut,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424136)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Pearly lettuce

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36433410)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: cerebral pea-brained twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419838)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Magenta adventurous hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420419)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Idiotic cuckoldry

RIP, little dude. It sounds like you made the most of it with what you had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419846)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: At-the-ready Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419856)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling school mad cow disease

Sad stuff. Absolutely gut wrenching for his parents. Just so unfair.

I lost a lot of my good hospital and cancer camp friends growing up. Carried a lot of guilt with me for years. If I had been diagnosed just a few a couple of years earlier I would have been, at best, an amputee, but more likely, dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419908)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Irradiated copper boistinker

whoa. describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419993)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling school mad cow disease

I've discussed it on the board in the past. I had bone cancer and was in the very first group of patients in a new experimental protocol. Up to that point, if you had my cancer in a limb, they immediately amputated. My case went to a panel of 5 doctors and 3 of them approved me for the newer limb-saving approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420202)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: vivacious parlour

the cancer is gone? survival of the fittest bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420242)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling school mad cow disease

Yes. Replaced by a certain chill cancer of the mind. (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420311)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: vivacious parlour

soul cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420694)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: Boyish Coral Yarmulke Community Account

that's the worst kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421383)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: sticky philosopher-king

that's amazing. life is a gift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422848)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Lemon stimulating filthpig

is this cancer what made you histrionic and bitchmade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422967)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: ebony theater black woman

very strong post / moniker synergy here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420134)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: bright filthy bawdyhouse puppy

Jeez what kind of cancer for amputee? Like a random bone cancer or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420220)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling school mad cow disease

Ewing's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420319)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Irradiated copper boistinker

how old were most of them when they died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420637)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling school mad cow disease

10-16

The girl I had my first sexual experience with (handjob/fingering) when I was 13, was in remission for four years when it returned and killed her. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421367)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Hairless Sable Cuckold

"dirty stupid cancer" is easily the most devastating part

unreal how much bullshit and pain he had to deal with for no good reason while most Americans eventually eat themselves to death because they have no self-discipline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420487)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Floppy meetinghouse halford

Life is hard man. Why not extend your sympathy for this kid to everyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420761)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: transparent mentally impaired casino

mfcr, a lot of people eat and drink to excess because of stress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420764)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Hairless Sable Cuckold

I don't have sympathy for people who cause their own deaths, and I say this hypocritically as a semi-regular smoker and a DWI convict.

If you get yourself killed, you deserve it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420783)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:49 AM
Author: mint sandwich laser beams

TBF odds are he would have eaten himself to death too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424139)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Hairless Sable Cuckold

Also I was recently contacted as a potential bone marrow match and they left a voicemail asking me if I was still onboard with going through with it. The odds of being a match are like 1 in 500 people who volunteer with a cheek swab.

Was honestly kind of on the fence because it's painful and shit, but this is a sign and 100% persuaded me to do it. I'd have to be a complete asshole to not potentially save some kid with leukemia just because of some mildly invasive and uncomfortable procedure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420614)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: olive fat ankles space

i heard a radio interview last week with some colorado mom whose kid found a bone marrow match in italy.

can you describe how one goes about becoming a donor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420651)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: Hairless Sable Cuckold

they had a booth set up at my HS way back in 2009, just had to fill out a form and do the cheek swab and give it to them right there. took like 10 minutes tops. Never thought anything would come of it and completely forgot about it til I got the call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420662)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: vivacious parlour

how much do they pay? like 3-4 movie tickets like giving blood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420700)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Hairless Sable Cuckold

lol as far as I'm aware, there is no compensation, but I don't really remember if I got anything when I signed up.

I don't care, potentially saving a life would be enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420712)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: vivacious parlour

oh i see. you're a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420777)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Hairless Sable Cuckold

Nah just doing what I can and what most people would do in this situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420803)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: cracking dark sweet tailpipe

what kind of pain is involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420872)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Hairless Sable Cuckold

they drill deep into your pelvic bone

obviously you go under for the procedure, but there is a lingering ache for like 2-3 weeks after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420890)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Racy dilemma

lol don't make him change his mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420902)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: Lemon stimulating filthpig

"HS...2009"

what the FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422975)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 3:53 AM
Author: green hospital

Holy shit there are people here who are almost 30 lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424060)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: Pearly lettuce

"When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer"

Um...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420720)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Hairless Sable Cuckold

He will be reincarnated as the next Ali, and you will be a cockroach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420755)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Pearly lettuce

Seems unduly harsh for me, but good for him I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420840)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Lemon stimulating filthpig

cockroach?

don't you need positive karma to be reincarnated into a higher lifeform?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422980)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: transparent mentally impaired casino

I hope your shitpit eats your future child's face off. Not out of spite, but because it would be way way better than suffering through 18 years of having you as a "dad"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420756)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Pearly lettuce

Seems unduly harsh. Besides, why maf at me? I didn't kill him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420796)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Ungodly cruise ship nibblets

Tough but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421254)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Floppy meetinghouse halford

You guys wouldn't shed a single tear for this kid if he was black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420784)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: zombie-like vermilion potus

that's an argument AGAINST multiracial societies, not FOR.

it's human nature. don't try to *correct* it. work in harmony with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420828)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Hairless Sable Cuckold

What an absurd statement

I would feel the same if he was the child of two gay illegal immigrant dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420851)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Stirring onyx affirmative action state

he's projecting. liberals have souls of coal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422596)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Pearly lettuce

Wtf, that would be sad too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420860)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:58 AM
Author: ruddy pit

Oh come on, being black is perhaps not optimal but it's nowhere near as sad as the story in the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423869)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Jet kink-friendly gunner

wtf dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421241)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: vivacious parlour

i thought he was black you disgusting racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421284)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Lemon stimulating filthpig

i couldn't tell since i don't see race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422984)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: bright filthy bawdyhouse puppy

Even the most vile white supremacist knows that skinny little black boys are the cutest kids, especially if they are spazzy goofballs like this dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421477)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Galvanic purple locus useless brakes

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422569)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: mint sandwich laser beams

I'm not shedding a single tear for him as is. He wasn't a Soviet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424137)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: Out-of-control lake house juggernaut

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429008)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: chestnut aromatic striped hyena kitchen

wow. I hope you get a bouncy castle shoved up your ass for poasting this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420905)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: At-the-ready Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421266)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Irradiated copper boistinker

hopefully some nurse had the decency to show this kid her tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420913)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Lemon stimulating filthpig

a peek experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422985)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Pearly lettuce

Also, good on them for fulfilling his burial wishes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420915)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Navy Fluffy Public Bath

Sounds like he lived more in 5 years than xo poasters have in their median 45 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422820)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: Out-of-control lake house juggernaut

harsh but completely true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429015)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Lemon stimulating filthpig

He's getting a symbolic Asgardian burial, kid is 190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422935)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:45 AM
Author: mint sandwich laser beams

TTT of them for not doing it for real. I want to be lit the fuck up on a giant wooden pyre too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424135)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:44 AM
Author: contagious useless wrinkle

Embarrassing thread for xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423937)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:41 AM
Author: mint sandwich laser beams

Holy fuck, I thought they cured like 90% of childhood cancers now? Kid got 10% PWND.

Faggot Trump should be fighting a war on cancer and not running around telling NATO to up defense spending in a world of zero fucking threats. The retarded orange monkey needs the cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424131)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:53 AM
Author: Wonderful Plaza Skinny Woman

Where did you get that from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424145)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: mint sandwich laser beams

90% of childhood cancers go into remission and never come back after treatment. Only around 10% are fatal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36426053)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:47 AM
Author: ultramarine exhilarant private investor

He’s incredibly stupid. Just ignore everything he says.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429403)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: Out-of-control lake house juggernaut

poor little man.

god bless him, and i hoap we see him again one day, living large with his troop in the Rwandan jungle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429039)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:50 AM
Author: painfully honest nursing home place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429462)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Maize box office shitlib

Don King on a private jet to the Rwandan jungle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36433188)