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Housepets FREQUENTLY fight over who eats which body parts when you die

FACT. TMF, thoughts?
lavender cracking school cafeteria
  07/17/18
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carmine arrogant indirect expression windowlicker
  07/17/18
I've researched this and *apparently* a dog won't eat you...
mint self-centered piazza therapy
  07/17/18
no, a dog will wait much longer if there is no other food to...
mauve pea-brained office antidepressant drug
  07/17/18
waking up from a 32-hour bender with no cheeks : peak experi...
lavender cracking school cafeteria
  07/17/18
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Nighttime adulterous sneaky criminal
  08/18/18
(guy who thinks his standard poodle won't both fuck his ass ...
lavender cracking school cafeteria
  07/17/18
TMF's SHIT PIT would certainly dine on his lardy death body.
mint self-centered piazza therapy
  07/17/18
TMF's dog might eat him alive http://www.foxnews.com/us/2...
Electric mood chapel
  07/17/18
odd case
lavender cracking school cafeteria
  08/18/18
Cr. Would also fuck his wife (but that's before anyone dies)
lavender cracking school cafeteria
  07/17/18
at least you know you're going to die alone and no one will ...
Curious corn cake associate
  08/18/18
gotta give street smart kitty props for surviving, while swe...
rose public bath
  08/18/18
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lavender cracking school cafeteria
  07/17/18
She was a winner, who became the doggie's dinner, she never ...
Lemon garrison goyim
  07/17/18
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lavender cracking school cafeteria
  07/24/18
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ungodly appetizing heaven
  07/17/18
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lavender cracking school cafeteria
  07/18/18


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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: lavender cracking school cafeteria

FACT. TMF, thoughts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447447)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: carmine arrogant indirect expression windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447451)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: mint self-centered piazza therapy

I've researched this and *apparently*

a dog won't eat your dead body, but your cat will.

Yes, your cute little catdood(ette) will eat your dead body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447461)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: mauve pea-brained office antidepressant drug

no, a dog will wait much longer if there is no other food to eat. a cat will eat you basically as soon as you are dead.

btw, cats start with your face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447470)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: lavender cracking school cafeteria

waking up from a 32-hour bender with no cheeks : peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447614)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:56 AM
Author: Nighttime adulterous sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36637647)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: lavender cracking school cafeteria

(guy who thinks his standard poodle won't both fuck his ass and eat his ears when he dies)

I've heard both ways on the dog issue, I think it's more about breed, intelligence, whether the dog likes you, etc. cats have been known to gnaw off body parts while the owner was just comatose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447480)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: mint self-centered piazza therapy

TMF's SHIT PIT would certainly dine on his lardy death body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447513)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: Electric mood chapel

TMF's dog might eat him alive

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/19/deputies-watched-dogs-eating-ribcage-virginia-woman-22-during-mauling-sheriff-says.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447522)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:48 AM
Author: lavender cracking school cafeteria

odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36637633)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: lavender cracking school cafeteria

Cr. Would also fuck his wife (but that's before anyone dies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447526)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:52 AM
Author: Curious corn cake associate

at least you know you're going to die alone and no one will find you for a few days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36637641)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 6:01 AM
Author: rose public bath

gotta give street smart kitty props for surviving, while sweet angel puppydood dies starvation.

Its all in Gods plan, his grand plan for you and I.

God has a plan for us all, some of us get to live in a loving family where everyone has each others back, cares, watches out for each other, is there for you in times of need, and will take care of you and comfort you when the going gets rough. On the other hand, God hates a lot of us and has decided, in his great wisdom, to guarantee you stay alone, to never meet a partner, never be part of a loving family and above all else, never have a significant other who will walk side by side with you through all the tough times in life, health issues, struggles and loss, for no, God is almighty and knows you and hates your fucking guts.

But fret not, for He is a loving god who will give you your reward when you pass from this life to his ever lasting Kingdom, or whatever. So there's that.

Also, some credit cards give you points towards free groceries. Hi five!

Yours Truly,

God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36637654)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: lavender cracking school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36448226)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Lemon garrison goyim

She was a winner, who became the doggie's dinner, she never meant that much to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_-Gxl1iSL4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36448249)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 12:38 AM
Author: lavender cracking school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36485403)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: ungodly appetizing heaven



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: lavender cracking school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36456428)