Date: August 15th, 2018 9:17 AM Author: amethyst hairless lodge tank
The Italian CDC is unclear if the outbreak of Chinese Fever can be spread through all noodles or just asian style ones. They are recommending the shuttering of all pasta restaurants and NOWAG cuisine restaurants as a precaution.
Date: August 15th, 2018 10:21 AM Author: amethyst hairless lodge tank
UPDATE: The Italian CDC has just released a list of symptoms to look for, saw it on TV. Those suffering from Chinese Fever often present the following symptoms: a yellowing of the skin, making it appear sallow or “piss” colored. Hair becomes coal black, flacid and forms a “bowl” around the crown. Muscles around the eye contract grotesquely leaving little more than slits to see out of if any vision remains at all. All muscle mass atrophies almost instantly, and male genitals shrink to miniscule proportions. In females the same symptons are present, but instead of genetial disfigurement they display an insatiable and unconquerable lust for Jewish dorks. El Al has added 3 extra daily flights to Rome while most other western nations are cutting air links until the cause and pathology of Chinese Fever can be determined.
She was suffering badly from the fever. Before presenting symptoms she was a chaste, beautiful Italian Catholic, newly engaged. Since coming down with the fever, she tearfully admitted she had already serviced men named Chaim, Moishe and Shmooly earlier in the day. She produced a picture of her strapping fiance and told me she hated what she was doing but because of the fever she could not help herself. She then excused herself to meet another man named Mort.
Date: August 15th, 2018 12:43 PM Author: amethyst hairless lodge tank
There are rumors that some flights are still operating out of FCO, but you have to pass through a health screening. I am symptom free so far (knock on wood), going to try to make my flight to Tunis tomorrow.