cruel pranks you pulled on your high school friends thread
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Date: January 5th, 2019 6:40 PM Author: adventurous locus goyim
not really htat cruel and not my friend, but my friend's brother
we were pissed at my friend's older brother so we put dog shit all over his car, including under the handle of his car so he'd touch it without seeing it
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37534135) |
Date: January 6th, 2019 5:07 PM Author: Black telephone
Told my hs gf to look into the auditorium spotlight, then turned it on.
Regularly stole my buddy's shitbox Subaru legacy since he left his keys inside - would move it to random places around town, in no parking zones, etc.
Set off Works toilet bowl cleaner and aluminum foil bombs in friend's basements.
Pretended to be a deranged black girl named Lateefah who was pregnant with the child of a girl's boyfriend. Made the girl cry and agree to raise the mulatto baby on Lateefah's behalf or be cut up real bad by Lateefah and her gurlz.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539067) |
Date: January 6th, 2019 5:34 PM Author: concupiscible crackhouse indirect expression
Just before homeroom, everyone's in the hall, I told a friend, "pretend you're chasing me down the hall."
He did, I "fled" making a playful show of trying to escape. In doing so, I ran up behind some kid, laid my hands on his shoulders, and spun him--not too roughly--so he now stood like a shield between myself and my friend. I said a few words, pretending to calm my pursuing friend down, and then we all disbanded.
Well, I had had a peeled maxi pad in my hand from the start, and it was now stuck to the kid's back.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539236)
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:35 PM Author: Alcoholic hissy fit
Would poast Craigslist ad for Masters Tix or superbowl at face value and list a friend's phone number. Usually would say something about wife having baby early and just want to sell them to a true fan.
Phone would ring and receive hundreds of text messages non stop for a day or so.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539241) |
Date: January 7th, 2019 1:48 PM Author: amber piazza half-breed
I was the victim of this prank:
Sophomore year my best friend was spending the weekend with me, but this HOT AS SHIT skinny blonde chick from my CCD classes finally responded to my texts and agreed to go to a movie with me. Problem was she was dead set on going alone and I wasn't going to ditch him. So I said fuck it, we can just sneak him with us.
So he laid down in the trunk of my Ford explorer sport when I picked her up and waited a few minutes to go in behind us. As soon as he gets in, he starts fucking with me. Saying shit like "nice hat, faggot" as he passes by and just generally creeping out the girl. Of course I'm trying my best to keep a straight face, but slowly getting irl pissed at him. He sits behind us in the movie and is kicking her chair, being obnoxious, and all this other shit. Finally the chick makes me go outside to get security to deal with this creepy stranger. Security comes and escorts him out and as he's walking behind us he leans in and goes "you two better hope you never see me again." I'm thinking Jfc knowing that I have to secretly give him a ride home.
So the movie ends and I'm driving her home and she spends the entire 20 min ride talking about what a creep this guy was and how proud she was for me to standing up to him. I had to turn up the radio at this point because I knew my buddy was just dying laughing in the trunk. Finally, we get to her house and start making out in the driveway. Success
.... Then my friend goes I FOUND YOU BITCH pops up and starts climbing over the back and middle rows. The chick let's out the loudest blood curling scream I've ever heard in my life and runs out of the car. At this point I'm committed to the shtick and we start wrestling in her front yard when her dad comes out with a baseball bat and me and my friend are like "no bro it's a prank!" and just gtfo.
We get pulled over coming out of the neighborhood and have to explain the story again to the cops. Never spoke to her again in my life.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544654) |
Date: January 7th, 2019 2:24 PM Author: Bespoke main people state
Put flour in the air conditioning units of a friend’s car - years later flour would come out if he tried to turn on the AC.
Shaved someone’s eyebrows off when they were passed out on our couch - we didn’t know it at the time but he had an interview a couple of days later with the Naval Academy (he didn’t get in).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544931) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 8:32 PM Author: Opaque galvanic bawdyhouse
there was significant butthurt
oh, you mean to the car
no
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37547684) |
Date: January 7th, 2019 4:59 PM Author: curious station
We turned my friend's younger sister into a complete slut (although she probly had it in her the whole time). He was super non-confrontational and his sister was hot blonde and about 2-3 years younger than us.
One night the sister slept over at her friend's house who lived down the street from me - like 4-5 houses, and they were 14 years old and drunk / tipsy after getting into their parents liquor cabinet. They started messaging me on AIM (lol) all flirty and telling me they were shaving their vaginas for me and wanted me to finger them both when they came over. Fresh shaved 14 year old vaginas (both were hot). I was 16 they were 14. They came over and I fingered them both but they had to go b/c they started getting too loud (we were outside at my house we had all "snuck out".
They went back to the friend's house. They started talking on AIM again - I called one of my best friends to tell him, and he was childhood best friends with our friend who had the sister. This friend of mine also had a horse cock - we all knew it from the locker room - it was massive. He also took it out all the fucking time as a joke, everyone knew about his giant cock - (he was like 120 pounds too, but the biggest cock in town). The sister also liked this dude. Can't remember how but we all started talking on the phone and plannign to go out again.
So my friend picks me up in his truck - with the 2 drunk 14 year olds, and we go to a church at the end of my neighborhood which has large amounts of places to chill and open fields etc. I messed around with the friend (I was a virgin until a few months after that) while my friend de-virginized our friend's little sister and his childhood best friend's little sister with his MASSIVE HORSE COCK.
He saved his underwear that had her cherry blood all over it as a keepsake and would show people. Our friend found out about this too eventually.
It didn't take long for word to spread in our social circles, and our friend found out about this less than 2 weeks after. Not only did he find out - he knew damn well that his childhood best friend had a giant, massive horse cock. HAHA pranked him good!!!!
I swear on a bible all of this is 100% honest and true
P.S. - we regularly started drinking and hanging out with these girls and their friends all younger than us, the sister turned into a giant whore, I did everything but fuck her eventually, but she was easy af. Funny story - our other friend really liked her and dated her a while after this and never did anything but make out with her. She almost surely cheated on him at some point.
Edit: Looking back on this years later it seems like a fantasy - I can't believe all this shit happened. I called my friend to brag about it that night like in the story - but honestly I didn't even appreciate at the time what had happened. Took all this kind of shit for granted in HS. GFD I wish I had saved those AIM messages, that really kills me. But we didn't think like that back then b/c obviously technology wasn't up to par.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37546193) |
Date: January 8th, 2019 10:38 AM Author: Racy Hot Casino Toilet Seat
not me, but a buddy of mine was a huge asshole. His family had a mega huge house and he would have these kick ass sleepovers in his basement all the time, like 5-10 of us would sleep over and they were really fun. Sometimes he would get out a jar of Icy Hot, that heat lotion stuff you put on injured joints, walk up to someone who didn't know he had a handful of it, and then suddenly swipe the icy hot across their eyes. Then we would all laugh as whatever kid it was writhed in pain on the floor for 10 minutes clutching their eyes.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37551287)
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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:54 AM Author: Stirring corner circlehead
not really a prank but i stole probably 8-9 ppls ti-83 calculators.
nerds, hipsters, hotties, jocks, chill bros, generic randos...i didnt give a fuck. as a 35 year old man, id do it again today and have zero remorse.
if you aren’t in my circle of friends and leave valuable shit around me, im taking it and fuck you if you have the nerve to think you’re going to do shit about it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37551370) |
Date: January 8th, 2019 11:31 AM Author: Nubile wine corn cake national
Power sit up. You’d target some asshole freshman who thought he was a stud. Say you can’t do a power sit-up, where two upper classman would hold a towel over your eyes and see if you could perform a sit-up (guys holding the towel offering resistance).
Of course, once the freshman agrees to do this your hairiest fattest friend drops his underwear with his ass facing the sit-up guy. On three the freshman tries to sit-up. The towel holders drop the towel. Guys nose into asshole if you’ve spaced it correctly.
Worked at the start of every new sports season.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37551551) |
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