we were pissed at my friend's older brother so we put dog shit all over his car, including under the handle of his car so he'd touch it without seeing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37534135)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539467)

Regularly stole my buddy's shitbox Subaru legacy since he left his keys inside - would move it to random places around town, in no parking zones, etc.

Set off Works toilet bowl cleaner and aluminum foil bombs in friend's basements.

Pretended to be a deranged black girl named Lateefah who was pregnant with the child of a girl's boyfriend. Made the girl cry and agree to raise the mulatto baby on Lateefah's behalf or be cut up real bad by Lateefah and her gurlz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539067)

tbf cant wait till your generation all start suffering from schizophrenia, you weed-addled jerkoffs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539472)

He did, I "fled" making a playful show of trying to escape. In doing so, I ran up behind some kid, laid my hands on his shoulders, and spun him--not too roughly--so he now stood like a shield between myself and my friend. I said a few words, pretending to calm my pursuing friend down, and then we all disbanded.

Well, I had had a peeled maxi pad in my hand from the start, and it was now stuck to the kid's back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539236)

Phone would ring and receive hundreds of text messages non stop for a day or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539241)

no real pranks to contribute ITT though, unless you have some creative scoring argument for beating the piss out of ur dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544442)

Sophomore year my best friend was spending the weekend with me, but this HOT AS SHIT skinny blonde chick from my CCD classes finally responded to my texts and agreed to go to a movie with me. Problem was she was dead set on going alone and I wasn't going to ditch him. So I said fuck it, we can just sneak him with us.

So he laid down in the trunk of my Ford explorer sport when I picked her up and waited a few minutes to go in behind us. As soon as he gets in, he starts fucking with me. Saying shit like "nice hat, faggot" as he passes by and just generally creeping out the girl. Of course I'm trying my best to keep a straight face, but slowly getting irl pissed at him. He sits behind us in the movie and is kicking her chair, being obnoxious, and all this other shit. Finally the chick makes me go outside to get security to deal with this creepy stranger. Security comes and escorts him out and as he's walking behind us he leans in and goes "you two better hope you never see me again." I'm thinking Jfc knowing that I have to secretly give him a ride home.

So the movie ends and I'm driving her home and she spends the entire 20 min ride talking about what a creep this guy was and how proud she was for me to standing up to him. I had to turn up the radio at this point because I knew my buddy was just dying laughing in the trunk. Finally, we get to her house and start making out in the driveway. Success

.... Then my friend goes I FOUND YOU BITCH pops up and starts climbing over the back and middle rows. The chick let's out the loudest blood curling scream I've ever heard in my life and runs out of the car. At this point I'm committed to the shtick and we start wrestling in her front yard when her dad comes out with a baseball bat and me and my friend are like "no bro it's a prank!" and just gtfo.

We get pulled over coming out of the neighborhood and have to explain the story again to the cops. Never spoke to her again in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544654)

Shaved someone’s eyebrows off when they were passed out on our couch - we didn’t know it at the time but he had an interview a couple of days later with the Naval Academy (he didn’t get in).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544931)

oh, you mean to the car

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37547684)

One night the sister slept over at her friend's house who lived down the street from me - like 4-5 houses, and they were 14 years old and drunk / tipsy after getting into their parents liquor cabinet. They started messaging me on AIM (lol) all flirty and telling me they were shaving their vaginas for me and wanted me to finger them both when they came over. Fresh shaved 14 year old vaginas (both were hot). I was 16 they were 14. They came over and I fingered them both but they had to go b/c they started getting too loud (we were outside at my house we had all "snuck out".

They went back to the friend's house. They started talking on AIM again - I called one of my best friends to tell him, and he was childhood best friends with our friend who had the sister. This friend of mine also had a horse cock - we all knew it from the locker room - it was massive. He also took it out all the fucking time as a joke, everyone knew about his giant cock - (he was like 120 pounds too, but the biggest cock in town). The sister also liked this dude. Can't remember how but we all started talking on the phone and plannign to go out again.

So my friend picks me up in his truck - with the 2 drunk 14 year olds, and we go to a church at the end of my neighborhood which has large amounts of places to chill and open fields etc. I messed around with the friend (I was a virgin until a few months after that) while my friend de-virginized our friend's little sister and his childhood best friend's little sister with his MASSIVE HORSE COCK.

He saved his underwear that had her cherry blood all over it as a keepsake and would show people. Our friend found out about this too eventually.

It didn't take long for word to spread in our social circles, and our friend found out about this less than 2 weeks after. Not only did he find out - he knew damn well that his childhood best friend had a giant, massive horse cock. HAHA pranked him good!!!!

I swear on a bible all of this is 100% honest and true

P.S. - we regularly started drinking and hanging out with these girls and their friends all younger than us, the sister turned into a giant whore, I did everything but fuck her eventually, but she was easy af. Funny story - our other friend really liked her and dated her a while after this and never did anything but make out with her. She almost surely cheated on him at some point.

Edit: Looking back on this years later it seems like a fantasy - I can't believe all this shit happened. I called my friend to brag about it that night like in the story - but honestly I didn't even appreciate at the time what had happened. Took all this kind of shit for granted in HS. GFD I wish I had saved those AIM messages, that really kills me. But we didn't think like that back then b/c obviously technology wasn't up to par.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37546193)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37551287)

nerds, hipsters, hotties, jocks, chill bros, generic randos...i didnt give a fuck. as a 35 year old man, id do it again today and have zero remorse.

if you aren’t in my circle of friends and leave valuable shit around me, im taking it and fuck you if you have the nerve to think you’re going to do shit about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37551370)

Of course, once the freshman agrees to do this your hairiest fattest friend drops his underwear with his ass facing the sit-up guy. On three the freshman tries to sit-up. The towel holders drop the towel. Guys nose into asshole if you’ve spaced it correctly.

Worked at the start of every new sports season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37551551)

god i miss how 100% hetero as fuck high school used to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37551937)

But yea I think it would be characterized as sexual assault today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37552291)