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hairraiser house
  07/02/19
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hairraiser house
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hairraiser house
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
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  12/20/20
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aromatic harsh meetinghouse
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
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  08/21/19
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Coral Cruel-hearted Famous Landscape Painting
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
dull plaza
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Curious gas station
  08/21/19
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Frozen talking heaven trust fund
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
salmon hot striped hyena rigor
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Multi-colored Native Cuckold
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Curious gas station
  08/21/19
emergency money
Multi-colored Native Cuckold
  08/21/19
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Razzle-dazzle hateful cruise ship idea he suggested
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Turquoise sinister incel
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Turquoise sinister incel
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You’re poor
histrionic drab garrison
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
hairraiser house
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
adulterous institution faggotry
  09/01/19
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Razzle-dazzle hateful cruise ship idea he suggested
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
dull plaza
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
hairraiser house
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Frozen talking heaven trust fund
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
hairraiser house
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Violent Ruddy Home
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
hairraiser house
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Slimy gay wizard
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
hairraiser house
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Sooty titillating half-breed
  09/10/21
great thread
Rough-skinned Orchestra Pit
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hairraiser house
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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  04/10/23
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aromatic harsh meetinghouse
  04/10/23
i love men
Rough-skinned Orchestra Pit
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Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
hairraiser house
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
hairraiser house
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
adulterous institution faggotry
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
hairraiser house
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
gay generalized bond
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
hairraiser house
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
hairraiser house
  09/14/24
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: hairraiser house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: hairraiser house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: hairraiser house

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Charismatic Codepig Locus

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: aromatic harsh meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Multi-colored Native Cuckold

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Coral Cruel-hearted Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: dull plaza

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Curious gas station

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Frozen talking heaven trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: salmon hot striped hyena rigor

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Multi-colored Native Cuckold

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Curious gas station

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Multi-colored Native Cuckold

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hateful cruise ship idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Turquoise sinister incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Turquoise sinister incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091968)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: histrionic drab garrison

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: hairraiser house

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: adulterous institution faggotry

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hateful cruise ship idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: dull plaza

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: hairraiser house

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Frozen talking heaven trust fund

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: hairraiser house

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Violent Ruddy Home

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: hairraiser house

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Slimy gay wizard

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: hairraiser house

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Sooty titillating half-breed

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Orchestra Pit

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: hairraiser house

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: hairraiser house

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: aromatic harsh meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Orchestra Pit

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: hairraiser house

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: hairraiser house

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: adulterous institution faggotry

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: hairraiser house

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: gay generalized bond

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: hairraiser house

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: hairraiser house

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49111460)