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Appetizing telephone
  07/02/19
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Appetizing telephone
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Appetizing telephone
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Big hateful half-breed site
  12/20/20
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crawly juggernaut
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
razzmatazz hyperventilating institution
  08/21/19
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trip selfie
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Rough-skinned drab stag film
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Slate ticket booth newt
  08/21/19
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amber bat-shit-crazy crackhouse
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Indecent garrison doctorate
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
razzmatazz hyperventilating institution
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Slate ticket booth newt
  08/21/19
emergency money
razzmatazz hyperventilating institution
  08/21/19
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Heady Stage
  09/01/19
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Talented pistol kitchen
  03/06/20
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Talented pistol kitchen
  09/10/21
You’re poor
Vigorous painfully honest rehab
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Appetizing telephone
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Rambunctious Misanthropic Striped Hyena
  09/01/19
...
Heady Stage
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Rough-skinned drab stag film
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Appetizing telephone
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
amber bat-shit-crazy crackhouse
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Appetizing telephone
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Razzle-dazzle tanning salon dysfunction
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Appetizing telephone
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Black House
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Appetizing telephone
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
French Brunch Patrolman
  09/10/21
great thread
indigo incel
  09/10/21
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Appetizing telephone
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Appetizing telephone
  04/10/23
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crawly juggernaut
  04/10/23
i love men
indigo incel
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Appetizing telephone
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Appetizing telephone
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Rambunctious Misanthropic Striped Hyena
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Appetizing telephone
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Cracking brindle cruise ship
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Appetizing telephone
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Appetizing telephone
  09/14/24
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Appetizing telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Appetizing telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Appetizing telephone

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Big hateful half-breed site

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: crawly juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: razzmatazz hyperventilating institution

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: trip selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Rough-skinned drab stag film

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Slate ticket booth newt

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: amber bat-shit-crazy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Indecent garrison doctorate

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: razzmatazz hyperventilating institution

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Slate ticket booth newt

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: razzmatazz hyperventilating institution

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Heady Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Talented pistol kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Talented pistol kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091968)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Vigorous painfully honest rehab

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Appetizing telephone

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Rambunctious Misanthropic Striped Hyena

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Heady Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Rough-skinned drab stag film

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Appetizing telephone

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: amber bat-shit-crazy crackhouse

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Appetizing telephone

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle tanning salon dysfunction

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Appetizing telephone

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Black House

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Appetizing telephone

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: French Brunch Patrolman

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: indigo incel

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Appetizing telephone

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Appetizing telephone

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: crawly juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: indigo incel

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Appetizing telephone

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Appetizing telephone

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Rambunctious Misanthropic Striped Hyena

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Appetizing telephone

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Cracking brindle cruise ship

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Appetizing telephone

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Appetizing telephone

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Appetizing telephone

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49111460)