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Wife *only* refers to pussy in public as her "axe wound" or "slut slot."

I get that sometimes, in dynamic conversation, you've got to...
orange territorial liquid oxygen
  09/27/19
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Doobsian french spot
  09/27/19
did you get married to dogshit?
snowy cuckoldry
  09/27/19
Nah, just a little one-note, and a tad rough around the edge...
orange territorial liquid oxygen
  09/27/19
she (i.e. dogshit) was a really crass poster girl from way b...
snowy cuckoldry
  09/27/19
dogshit was 180000000
Slate tanning salon messiness
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Rose Learning Disabled Immigrant
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Vigorous travel guidebook point
  09/27/19
lmao
bright giraffe
  09/27/19
Dear Abby
Boyish blathering institution wagecucks
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maroon pontificating chad ape
  09/27/19
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cock of michael obama
  05/03/25
love box, more like mold jar
Hot marvelous stage
  09/27/19
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chestnut set regret
  09/27/19
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the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  05/03/25


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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:14 AM
Author: orange territorial liquid oxygen

I get that sometimes, in dynamic conversation, you've got to bring up your love box. But when past girlfriends would talk about their stench trench they'd use tasteful, or at the very least clinical, terminology, whereas when the wife decides to bust out her latest story about her sideways sloppy joe she only ever uses those two descriptors. I've tried to talk to her about it from the angle that it's inartfully repetitive language to not switch it up a little when discussing her panty hamster, but she tells me to "lighten up if [I] want in [her] Tinderbox tonight."

Am I wrong to care about how my wife talks about what is, after all, *her* peter heater, not mine? Should I just ask her to not talk so much about her jigaboo canoe when we're out with our friends?

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:19 AM
Author: Doobsian french spot



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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:20 AM
Author: snowy cuckoldry

did you get married to dogshit?

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: orange territorial liquid oxygen

Nah, just a little one-note, and a tad rough around the edges for my tastes, when holding court and dishing it out about the ol' fur burger.

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:40 AM
Author: snowy cuckoldry

she (i.e. dogshit) was a really crass poster girl from way back in the day (she's probably like 60 now, or at least would look it).

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Date: September 27th, 2019 7:19 AM
Author: Slate tanning salon messiness

dogshit was 180000000

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:41 AM
Author: Rose Learning Disabled Immigrant



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Date: September 27th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Vigorous travel guidebook point



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Date: September 27th, 2019 7:57 AM
Author: bright giraffe

lmao

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Date: September 27th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: Boyish blathering institution wagecucks

Dear Abby

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Date: September 27th, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: maroon pontificating chad ape



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: cock of michael obama



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Date: September 27th, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Hot marvelous stage

love box, more like mold jar

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Date: September 27th, 2019 9:34 AM
Author: chestnut set regret



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)



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