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wife and i have been perfecting breakfast burritos

at a minimum, no reason to ever get one from outside anymore...
fishy magical meetinghouse depressive
  11/22/19
You have to go back
fiercely-loyal queen of the night heaven
  11/29/19
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fishy magical meetinghouse depressive
  11/22/19
only hard part is rolling one up.
Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm
  11/22/19
cr. easy in theory, not in practice. we wrap it in foil to s...
fishy magical meetinghouse depressive
  11/22/19
I'm not mad you and your wife are enjoying cooking together,...
Motley telephone hall
  11/22/19
you have to trust me. i'm a burrito afficionado. i know a go...
fishy magical meetinghouse depressive
  11/22/19
trust me I know these things
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talking self-centered den
  11/22/19
It sounds very very “California”
Chest-beating vigorous parlor ape
  11/25/19
Very NOT southern California, which is why it is bad.
Motley telephone hall
  11/25/19
what ingredients are you using
Arousing outnumbered house double fault
  11/22/19
scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way, with pepper and garl...
fishy magical meetinghouse depressive
  11/22/19
of all meats, why turkey?
Swashbuckling pearl athletic conference
  11/22/19
yeah he lost me there too brother
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Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm
  11/22/19
getting persian tonight so maybe i'll toss the leftover KOOB...
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just what we had on hand the last two weeks, though the burr...
fishy magical meetinghouse depressive
  11/22/19
people are fucked up man its a weird world
geriatric milk library
  11/22/19
have children
exhilarant lake forum
  11/22/19
we have 2, brother.
fishy magical meetinghouse depressive
  11/22/19
wtf
soul-stirring zombie-like pozpig
  11/22/19
wtf is your problem
fishy magical meetinghouse depressive
  11/22/19
this "breakfast burrito" sounds pretty 162 bro
soul-stirring zombie-like pozpig
  11/22/19
yeah honestly sounds like it tastes like shit i mean half of...
geriatric milk library
  11/22/19
lmao sit down little boy maybe daddy will give you some of h...
fishy magical meetinghouse depressive
  11/22/19
no youre an autistic chink with a shitty life that makes shi...
geriatric milk library
  11/22/19
ok mr. napoleon complex, youre like a gnat buzzing around an...
fishy magical meetinghouse depressive
  11/22/19
im a slayer lol u fag
geriatric milk library
  11/22/19
Tcr.
Swashbuckling pearl athletic conference
  11/22/19
Sliced turkey? WTF?
cracking sapphire shrine twinkling uncleanness
  11/25/19
This is an atrocity.
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  03/05/22
Egg over hard with couple strips of bacon, hot to melt a sli...
Fear-inspiring Gas Station
  11/22/19
sounds pretty shitty brother. nobody ever asked for eggs ove...
fishy magical meetinghouse depressive
  11/22/19
Just hard enough the yolk wont run and make a mess.
Fear-inspiring Gas Station
  11/22/19
that's over medium brej
exhilarant lake forum
  11/22/19
but WHERE do we draw the line between the two?
big bat-shit-crazy business firm
  11/22/19
finish your food I put fries in it
Diverse Mental Disorder Home
  11/22/19
fag
Spruce Concupiscible Legal Warrant
  11/22/19
now get her to try something hard like a hamburger
salmon dilemma kitty
  11/22/19
she is an excellent cook. one of our friends is sending his ...
fishy magical meetinghouse depressive
  11/22/19
big lunch week next week for sure
salmon dilemma kitty
  11/22/19
i bring 4 lunches pw so yeah she's making 3, no need to be a...
fishy magical meetinghouse depressive
  11/22/19
enjoy having a fat wife
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  11/22/19
she only eats half and saves the rest for later. you mad bra...
fishy magical meetinghouse depressive
  11/22/19
Get back to me in 2 years
dun puppy
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Nothing like leftover tortilla, eggs, and avocado slices
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homemade eggs, meat, cheese seems like a pretty reasonable a...
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so many haters on here it's wild. jealous because you don't ...
fishy magical meetinghouse depressive
  11/22/19
no your burrito sounds like an annoying clusterfuck pain in ...
geriatric milk library
  11/22/19
man why do you have to hate so much i said we were perfec...
fishy magical meetinghouse depressive
  11/22/19
lol
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Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm
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Breakfast burritos are best eaten on a chairlift before your...
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  11/22/19
hnnngh first run to the bathroom...?
fishy magical meetinghouse depressive
  11/22/19
Well, my ass is certainly blown out!
Multi-colored Rigpig State
  11/22/19
Greatest breakfast burrito I've ever had is no more because ...
sooty gay wizard
  11/22/19
120000000 but tbh there are a lot of meat substitutes that a...
fishy magical meetinghouse depressive
  11/22/19
FUCKING TURKEY FOR CHRISTS SAKE
geriatric milk library
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Multi-colored Rigpig State
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sorry i can't put cock in it like you do
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talking self-centered den
  11/22/19
I like turkey
big bat-shit-crazy business firm
  11/23/19
eye rike a turkey
geriatric milk library
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Something about a breakfast burrito is wrong. I try one like...
Out-of-control immigrant hairy legs
  11/23/19
cr. Something weird about the tortilla egg combo.
razzle-dazzle grizzly set
  11/25/19
no you're both retarded on this one bro
Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm
  11/25/19
I got the support I need from a southern Cali bro who presum...
Out-of-control immigrant hairy legs
  11/25/19
taste is ultimately subjective, but we can probably agree th...
Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm
  11/25/19
Same. I agree that the problem is with the egg/tortilla syn...
razzle-dazzle grizzly set
  05/08/24
you gotta chase your dreams, man
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  11/23/19
this reminds me of the buttfuckers who piled on that fag who...
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  11/25/19
no, fag just let ppl do what they want instead of thinkin...
geriatric milk library
  11/25/19
lol at gooky punctuation marks
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  11/25/19
"let me and my asian wife enjoy our turkey burritos&quo...
geriatric milk library
  11/25/19
are you drunk?
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  11/25/19
are you a faggot chink?
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  11/25/19
sweet edit drunky
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  11/25/19
lol
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and though a relatively trash fish, tilapia can be good if p...
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Relatively? It's a 100% exclusive trash fish raised on liter...
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https://www.wweek.com/restaurants/2016/03/09/the-new-abyssin...
Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm
  11/25/19
calm down faggot
Erotic Carnelian Water Buffalo
  11/25/19
caramelized onions and red peppers were a 1800000 addition ...
fishy magical meetinghouse depressive
  11/25/19
Lol at you autists getting MAF over a burrito
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fishy magical meetinghouse depressive
  11/25/19
OP's "breakfast burrito" is a travesty
soul-stirring zombie-like pozpig
  11/25/19
Why poast this? You’re a gook pumo, nobody knows who y...
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Sounds like disgusting slop. For you to post this and think ...
effete laughsome whorehouse
  11/25/19
congrats on the 100 post thread brother
Arousing outnumbered house double fault
  11/25/19
All it takes is a little TURKEY
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  11/25/19
happy thanksgiving
Arousing outnumbered house double fault
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Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm
  11/25/19
LJL at how irate this thread made ppl
fishy magical meetinghouse depressive
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Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm
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Arousing outnumbered house double fault
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frozen bright piazza black woman
  11/25/19
Xo is an odd place.
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cyan yapping address
  11/29/19
Lol @ this guys shitty burrito
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  11/29/19
Why is XO so MAF this dude is enjoying life?
Hateful bonkers messiness
  11/25/19
found OP's asian wife
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  11/25/19
Big day today!
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Chest-beating vigorous parlor ape
  11/29/19
lmao this thread is johnsmeyerian. Love how he starts the bu...
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  12/03/19
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Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm
  03/27/20
Yeah “burrito shell” made me lol
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shivering knife
  05/30/21
Incredible thread, lol hard every time it gets bumped
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tbf, the breakfast burrito does sound like an atrocity that ...
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  05/09/22
this reminds me of fulano's cold cut shabu shabu
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who the fuck wants to eat a "breakfast burrito" an...
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scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way tp
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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:23 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive

at a minimum, no reason to ever get one from outside anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158049)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:48 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal queen of the night heaven

You have to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189299)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158161)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm

only hard part is rolling one up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158164)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:45 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive

cr. easy in theory, not in practice. we wrap it in foil to stabilize it, then toss it on the pan to grill it for a few minutes so the shell gets crispier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158207)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Motley telephone hall

I'm not mad you and your wife are enjoying cooking together, but this "burrito" sounds like an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158704)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive

you have to trust me. i'm a burrito afficionado. i know a good burrito brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158725)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 5:06 PM
Author: Vibrant Vengeful Coldplay Fan Casino

trust me I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645962)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring zombie-like pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158728)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:04 PM
Author: Diverse Mental Disorder Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158825)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:22 PM
Author: geriatric milk library



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 9:05 PM
Author: talking self-centered den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159304)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Chest-beating vigorous parlor ape

It sounds very very “California”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170271)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:44 PM
Author: Motley telephone hall

Very NOT southern California, which is why it is bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170370)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Arousing outnumbered house double fault

what ingredients are you using

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive

scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way, with pepper and garlic salt, cheese thrown in at the end so it melts

avocado sliced

turkey slices cut up in small pieces

trader joe's burrito shell

trader joe's tator tots

more cheese

salsa verde in the burrito, hot sauce on the side

this weekend we're gonna experiment with roasted red peppers, diced tomato and caramelized onions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158220)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling pearl athletic conference

of all meats, why turkey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158229)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:50 PM
Author: Arousing outnumbered house double fault

yeah he lost me there too brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158239)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:03 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive

getting persian tonight so maybe i'll toss the leftover KOOBIDEH in tomorrow, ty for the inspiration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158329)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:14 PM
Author: Arousing outnumbered house double fault



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 9:05 PM
Author: talking self-centered den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159307)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: cyan yapping address



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: geriatric milk library



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling pearl athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158532)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: soggy infuriating stock car marketing idea



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:45 AM
Author: chartreuse abusive hissy fit nursing home



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:51 PM
Author: Racy police squad



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:52 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive

just what we had on hand the last two weeks, though the burrito is heavy enough on its own that i'm glad it's not a greasier meat like steak or bacon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158254)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: geriatric milk library

people are fucked up man its a weird world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158436)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:51 PM
Author: exhilarant lake forum

have children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158244)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:53 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive

we have 2, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158256)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring zombie-like pozpig

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158682)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:57 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive

wtf is your problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158795)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring zombie-like pozpig

this "breakfast burrito" sounds pretty 162 bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158850)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:23 PM
Author: geriatric milk library

yeah honestly sounds like it tastes like shit i mean half of the shit in it is trader josé’s

fuck you op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158909)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive

lmao sit down little boy maybe daddy will give you some of his burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158917)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:31 PM
Author: geriatric milk library

no youre an autistic chink with a shitty life that makes shitty food and tries to brag about it online

youre a huge faggot nothing you say matters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158939)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive

ok mr. napoleon complex, youre like a gnat buzzing around annoying the FUCK out of me but i know i can stomp you whenever i want so it's all good, enjoy your shitty life while it lasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158955)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: geriatric milk library

im a slayer lol

u fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158966)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling pearl athletic conference

Tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159070)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:21 PM
Author: cracking sapphire shrine twinkling uncleanness

Sliced turkey? WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169871)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: saffron keepsake machete box office

This is an atrocity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090569)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:53 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Gas Station

Egg over hard with couple strips of bacon, hot to melt a slice of cheddar, hot sauce, wrap and enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158260)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:54 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive

sounds pretty shitty brother. nobody ever asked for eggs over hard in their bb and you need some kind of potato.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158264)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:56 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Gas Station

Just hard enough the yolk wont run and make a mess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158279)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:58 PM
Author: exhilarant lake forum

that's over medium brej

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158297)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: big bat-shit-crazy business firm

but WHERE do we draw the line between the two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158424)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:57 PM
Author: Diverse Mental Disorder Home

finish your food I put fries in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158285)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:35 PM
Author: Spruce Concupiscible Legal Warrant

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158672)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: salmon dilemma kitty

now get her to try something hard like a hamburger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158680)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:38 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive

she is an excellent cook. one of our friends is sending his wife over on sunday so she can shadow my wife as she preps our lunches for the week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158683)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:39 PM
Author: salmon dilemma kitty

big lunch week next week for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158689)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:40 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive

i bring 4 lunches pw so yeah she's making 3, no need to be a dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158692)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:47 PM
Author: dun puppy

enjoy having a fat wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158738)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:56 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive

she only eats half and saves the rest for later. you mad brah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158793)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:00 PM
Author: dun puppy

Get back to me in 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158807)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: rose sinister community account mood

Nothing like leftover tortilla, eggs, and avocado slices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169797)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: Silver haunting national security agency

homemade eggs, meat, cheese seems like a pretty reasonable and healthy thing for someone to eat, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090555)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive

so many haters on here it's wild. jealous because you don't have a wife and you don't know how to make breakfast burritos half as tasty as mine, crying losing hoap as postmates delivers some lukewarm slop 3 days a week and you subsist on cereal and oatmeal on other days looking forward to weekends tipping some uninterested waitress $9 for your burger and two beers

this is why i don't like sharing anything with you guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158915)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: geriatric milk library

no your burrito sounds like an annoying clusterfuck pain in the ass to make while also having weird ingredients and tasting like shit

you cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158919)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive

man why do you have to hate so much

i said we were perfecting it, not that it was perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158926)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 12:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle grizzly set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169666)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169704)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: geriatric milk library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189533)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169706)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: Multi-colored Rigpig State

Breakfast burritos are best eaten on a chairlift before your first run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158918)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive

hnnngh first run to the bathroom...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158921)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored Rigpig State

Well, my ass is certainly blown out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158923)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: sooty gay wizard

Greatest breakfast burrito I've ever had is no more because the chef's wife convinced him to go vegan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158925)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive

120000000 but tbh there are a lot of meat substitutes that are pretty good these days



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158929)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: geriatric milk library

FUCKING TURKEY FOR CHRISTS SAKE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158942)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored Rigpig State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158957)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive

sorry i can't put cock in it like you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158968)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring zombie-like pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158974)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: soggy infuriating stock car marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159289)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 9:06 PM
Author: talking self-centered den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159313)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 5:42 AM
Author: big bat-shit-crazy business firm

I like turkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160189)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: geriatric milk library

eye rike a turkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39161694)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:02 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pearl athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189339)



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Date: April 19th, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Hairraiser dark office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42306948)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:14 AM
Author: Out-of-control immigrant hairy legs

Something about a breakfast burrito is wrong. I try one like once a year and always hate it. I think it's the egg with tortilla idk but happy your 162 thing brings you joy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160227)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 12:57 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle grizzly set

cr. Something weird about the tortilla egg combo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169671)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm

no you're both retarded on this one bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169709)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: Out-of-control immigrant hairy legs

I got the support I need from a southern Cali bro who presumably has had good versions of this. Something just isn't right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169794)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm

taste is ultimately subjective, but we can probably agree that eating turkey in a burrito of any kind is akin to delighting in shit eating (i.e. indicates something's a lil' off with u)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169812)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle grizzly set

Same. I agree that the problem is with the egg/tortilla synergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645955)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:22 AM
Author: Amber ticket booth

you gotta chase your dreams, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160236)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:24 AM
Author: big bat-shit-crazy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160239)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 2:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39161398)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:02 PM
Author: Erotic Carnelian Water Buffalo

this reminds me of the buttfuckers who piled on that fag who was legit impressed by his wife's tilapia. just let ppl enjoy some stuff you queers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169721)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:05 PM
Author: geriatric milk library

no, fag

just let ppl do what they want instead of thinking they should listen to a bunch of gooky punctuation marks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169748)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle grizzly set

lol at gooky punctuation marks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169881)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:07 PM
Author: geriatric milk library

"let me and my asian wife enjoy our turkey burritos"

and you defend this "man" jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169762)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:08 PM
Author: Erotic Carnelian Water Buffalo

are you drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169770)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: geriatric milk library

are you a faggot chink?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169785)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: Erotic Carnelian Water Buffalo

sweet edit drunky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169826)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:20 PM
Author: geriatric milk library

BING CHONG HE EDIT!!!

wtf does that have to w anything u 5 IQ sperg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169865)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring zombie-like pozpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169957)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169778)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm

and though a relatively trash fish, tilapia can be good if prepared remarkably well, for that matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169784)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: rose sinister community account mood

Relatively? It's a 100% exclusive trash fish raised on literal shit in Chinese hellponds. You can douse it in enough ketchup to mask the shit, but let's not pretend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169813)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm

https://www.wweek.com/restaurants/2016/03/09/the-new-abyssinian-kitchen-is-portlands-most-upscale-ethiopian-restaurant/

eat it at a restaurant like this with an open mind, and maybe you'd like it bro.

i know what the fish is. carp is also a shit fish. asian peeps can manage to make it taste good, on occasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169824)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: Erotic Carnelian Water Buffalo

calm down faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169833)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:07 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive

caramelized onions and red peppers were a 1800000 addition

however wife and i have resolved to eat these a little less as there is a DISTURBING amount of food inside a burrito, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169756)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:29 PM
Author: Translucent dopamine

Lol at you autists getting MAF over a burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169908)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169946)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:33 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169950)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring zombie-like pozpig

OP's "breakfast burrito" is a travesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169951)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:48 PM
Author: dull marvelous candlestick maker pit

Why poast this? You’re a gook pumo, nobody knows who you are or that you have a wife, you’re making shit burritos. Why poast this? Explain your reasoning pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170057)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: effete laughsome whorehouse

Sounds like disgusting slop. For you to post this and think its notable you must be an awkward weird loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170062)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: Arousing outnumbered house double fault

congrats on the 100 post thread brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170188)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: frozen bright piazza black woman

All it takes is a little TURKEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170202)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: Arousing outnumbered house double fault

happy thanksgiving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170206)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170207)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: fishy magical meetinghouse depressive

LJL at how irate this thread made ppl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170213)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170218)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: Arousing outnumbered house double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170221)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:19 PM
Author: frozen bright piazza black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170260)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:20 PM
Author: Hateful bonkers messiness

Xo is an odd place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170643)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:47 AM
Author: cyan yapping address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189294)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Bateful Lodge

Lol @ this guys shitty burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170273)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring zombie-like pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170436)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Kink-friendly site philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189276)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Hateful bonkers messiness

Why is XO so MAF this dude is enjoying life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170515)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:07 PM
Author: geriatric milk library

found OP's asian wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170519)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: Emerald Flirting Market Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170559)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170611)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:07 AM
Author: Out-of-control immigrant hairy legs

Big day today!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189350)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189523)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 12:28 PM
Author: Chest-beating vigorous parlor ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189680)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:06 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part

lmao this thread is johnsmeyerian. Love how he starts the burrito description “scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way...” to sort of hook you so that “turkey slices cut up in small pieces, trader joe's burrito shell, etc.” are extra stunning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39207510)



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Date: March 27th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz offensive pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39876423)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: Slippery nudist deer antler

Yeah “burrito shell” made me lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#43710009)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Silver haunting national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090572)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 9:17 AM
Author: Out-of-control immigrant hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#40101700)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:09 AM
Author: shivering knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544394)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:14 AM
Author: cyan yapping address

Incredible thread, lol hard every time it gets bumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544409)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted cocky stag film shitlib

tbf, the breakfast burrito does sound like an atrocity that should not be tried at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544445)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:29 AM
Author: boyish goal in life university

Try this: omelette with mushrooms and cheese, add fresh pico de Gallo if desired

Bacon

Toast with butter and jam if desired

Fresh fruit

Breakfast doesn not, and has never, needed a fucking burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544447)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: Slippery nudist deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#43709999)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:45 PM
Author: excitant lilac property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090529)



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Date: May 8th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Rebellious Boltzmann New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477410)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:15 AM
Author: Kink-friendly site philosopher-king

Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477557)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:16 AM
Author: Galvanic opaque cumskin senate

this reminds me of fulano's cold cut shabu shabu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477562)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:20 AM
Author: Erotic Carnelian Water Buffalo

who the fuck wants to eat a "breakfast burrito" anyways? just make bacon and eggs you dumb nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477577)



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Date: September 13th, 2022 5:18 PM
Author: Comical Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#45165819)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:40 PM
Author: light slap-happy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645891)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Chocolate locale

scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645894)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:44 PM
Author: dashing garnet tanning salon coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645906)