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Paul Hastings LA summer fired?

An email going around the internets: So here's some good ...
razzmatazz seedy point
  06/23/06
...
Spruce Buck-toothed Locale Jewess
  06/23/06
What about the confidentiality agreements they had to sign?
razzmatazz seedy point
  06/23/06
...
Spruce Buck-toothed Locale Jewess
  06/23/06
http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/clubs-fetch-msg.tcl?topic=...
razzmatazz seedy point
  06/23/06
confirmed...I know an HR person in one of PH's offices and t...
Learning disabled pale garrison
  06/29/06
well, if it's stabbing, dude should definitely be fired. but...
Brindle set
  06/29/06
depends on the gun
Learning disabled pale garrison
  06/29/06
by the way, can a niggah get a link to a pic of the fiancee?...
Brindle set
  06/29/06
i'll do my best to get one and if i can i'll post it.
Learning disabled pale garrison
  06/29/06
Some USC people were talking about this, seems like they kne...
Sexy Soul-stirring Milk Temple
  06/29/06
They freshly vaccumed his carpets? This is how office violen...
Insanely creepy henna keepsake machete
  06/23/06
No greater an insult.
hyperventilating black stock car national security agency
  06/23/06
damn.
hairraiser underhanded coffee pot
  06/23/06
indian---figures.
swashbuckling jet half-breed
  06/23/06
This is what happens when you start hiring indians for your ...
aquamarine exciting nibblets
  06/23/06
I love the generic "you don't fuckin know me" line...
hairraiser underhanded coffee pot
  06/23/06
It's a classic low-class line.
Shaky locus
  06/23/06
"I do what I want!" would have been nice, too.
hyperventilating black stock car national security agency
  06/23/06
"Quit frontin'" is good too
Shaky locus
  06/23/06
"you need to sit down"
Razzle Clown School
  06/29/06
He doesn't look indian: http://www.myspace.com/aabraham ...
comical blathering center
  06/29/06
Does he need a full headress and have to be doing a rain dan...
Slate glittery dilemma ape
  06/29/06
173
Shivering misanthropic shrine fortuitous meteor
  06/29/06
you have to understand, this chick was hot.
Sienna aromatic forum
  06/23/06
you should have written your phone number on a slip of paper...
Unholy bearded ladyboy
  06/23/06
Kumar, this is Daddy.
Shaky locus
  06/23/06
Daddy's not coming anywhere.
hairraiser underhanded coffee pot
  06/23/06
Dood got fired, but I heard it slightly differently. 1st,...
Shivering misanthropic shrine fortuitous meteor
  06/23/06
"1st, he is a paki, not dot. "
Unholy bearded ladyboy
  06/23/06
HaHa. Did you just imply Canadians are the same as American...
Shivering misanthropic shrine fortuitous meteor
  06/23/06
dmferry = bigest idiot ever
swashbuckling jet half-breed
  06/23/06
Canucks will take the tiniest shred of a difference and blow...
Unholy bearded ladyboy
  06/23/06
I don't think that Canadians are any more different from Ame...
Overrated Psychic
  06/24/06
Idaho and Quebec? They speak another fucking language. I...
navy corn cake goal in life
  06/29/06
do you know his name?
contagious fighting hunting ground meetinghouse
  06/23/06
85% sure, but I wouldn't post it anyway even if I was 100%. ...
Shivering misanthropic shrine fortuitous meteor
  06/23/06
from what i know of indian and pakistani names, if it has a ...
contagious fighting hunting ground meetinghouse
  06/23/06
Has neither. Is actually not that bizarre. It is the same ...
Shivering misanthropic shrine fortuitous meteor
  06/23/06
...
Spruce Buck-toothed Locale Jewess
  06/23/06
Kubla for sure.
Shivering misanthropic shrine fortuitous meteor
  06/23/06
Zedung?
mind-boggling parlor kitty cat
  06/23/06
Pretty sure that has a Z in it.
Shivering misanthropic shrine fortuitous meteor
  06/23/06
Confucious?
swashbuckling jet half-breed
  06/23/06
Damn dood.
Shivering misanthropic shrine fortuitous meteor
  06/23/06
what?
swashbuckling jet half-breed
  06/23/06
Shitty guess.
Shivering misanthropic shrine fortuitous meteor
  06/23/06
no its not bitch. confucious is azn. HTH retard.
swashbuckling jet half-breed
  06/23/06
lolz you are a dumb but funny kid. i hope you're shtick.
contagious fighting hunting ground meetinghouse
  06/23/06
How hot was the blonde bitch?
mind-boggling parlor kitty cat
  06/23/06
Hey - we could call the guy Thakkar Max.
Unholy bearded ladyboy
  06/23/06
yeah, i was thinking of TM too, though as he tells the story...
contagious fighting hunting ground meetinghouse
  06/23/06
I laughed.
Dark Home Turdskin
  06/24/06
lol.
obsidian maniacal institution candlestick maker
  06/24/06
I've known/known of ppl that got fired during their SA job. ...
Transparent massive sanctuary voyeur
  06/23/06
for laziness, incompetence, or some kind of meltdown like th...
contagious fighting hunting ground meetinghouse
  06/23/06
I should have been fired any number of times by this point i...
burgundy shitlib theater
  06/23/06
When I was in law school (7 or so years ago) there was a gre...
Titillating low-t knife
  06/24/06
thats my favorite story
Razzle Clown School
  06/29/06
That sounds too good to be true. Like that story about the ...
Shivering misanthropic shrine fortuitous meteor
  06/29/06
I have never felt bad. In every single story I ever heard of...
Cobalt church prole
  06/24/06
Thank you come again!
marvelous box office
  06/23/06
Underappreciated.
Saffron Business Firm Affirmative Action
  06/29/06
I didn't want to respond, but I chuckled.
Gay histrionic sandwich indian lodge
  06/29/06
How could anyone be this dumb?
Trip french chef regret
  06/24/06
I'm actually amazed this doesn't happen each and every time ...
burgundy shitlib theater
  06/24/06
On a particularly bad night, I can imagine being that dumb a...
Trip french chef regret
  06/24/06
Fair enough. I can see it happening pretty easily with so...
burgundy shitlib theater
  06/24/06
Moral of the story: after the second drink, switch to coke.
Overrated Psychic
  06/24/06
Or "learn to drink." One of those.
burgundy shitlib theater
  06/24/06
Meh, better safe than sorry. Even the most seasoned drinker...
Overrated Psychic
  06/24/06
Meh, that sounds lame. You know who to avoid. You don't ne...
burgundy shitlib theater
  06/24/06
Credited. Even semi-plastered you should have the presence ...
adventurous avocado black woman coldplay fan
  06/24/06
The key words in the story are "firm-sponsored happy ho...
Cobalt church prole
  06/24/06
Eh, they want you to get a little tipsy at the official happ...
adventurous avocado black woman coldplay fan
  06/24/06
Fair enough. I suppose there could also be less severe co...
Overrated Psychic
  06/24/06
Not with the hiring committee or anything, but with the youn...
burgundy shitlib theater
  06/24/06
That's what I was thinking.
Overrated Psychic
  06/24/06
New moral of the story: don't loudly and drunkenly exclaim h...
Overrated Psychic
  06/24/06
Even newer moral of the story: after making an ass of yourse...
Idiotic native mad cow disease
  06/24/06
176.
Trip french chef regret
  06/24/06
That's a good moral.
burgundy shitlib theater
  06/24/06
i got this same forward. true or false?
Brindle set
  06/29/06
confirmed, read my post above
Learning disabled pale garrison
  06/29/06
name/myspace
Wonderful bat shit crazy den partner
  06/29/06
...
snowy site
  06/29/06
he looks like the biggest douche imaginable. wow
Razzle Clown School
  06/29/06
...
snowy site
  06/29/06
I agree with you on most things. I just want you to keep yo...
Razzle Clown School
  06/29/06
...
snowy site
  06/29/06
Well that's amazing. Is that the guy?
razzmatazz seedy point
  06/29/06
...
snowy site
  06/29/06
Are we sure that's him? Why would he leave it up? btw, I'...
Gay histrionic sandwich indian lodge
  06/29/06
I saw the PH, but he's not the only one.
razzmatazz seedy point
  06/29/06
Sigma Chi at Yale?
Cobalt church prole
  06/29/06
Was wondering when the first SA story of the summer would co...
Magenta Costumed Rehab
  06/29/06
The anticipation was hellacioius, no?
flushed cracking trailer park
  06/29/06
It was for me. I hope more stories surface soon.
Insanely creepy henna keepsake machete
  06/29/06
This is outstanding.
Gay histrionic sandwich indian lodge
  06/29/06
Is it true that a Playmate posts here?
Laughsome menage
  06/29/06
Can you get fired for incompetence or being a shitty memo wr...
supple amethyst cuckold gas station
  06/29/06
...
snowy site
  06/29/06
yeah, i think it would almost have to be willful incompetenc...
diverse splenetic ticket booth people who are hurt
  06/29/06
It would have to be SUPER incompetence to get you fired. Pr...
Saffron Business Firm Affirmative Action
  06/29/06
This is my favorite quote on his myspace page: "I mo...
Aggressive pisswyrm
  06/29/06
He's apparently friends with Batman: http://profile.myspace...
Heady bright address messiness
  06/29/06
maybe he secretly knows that the guy he stabbed/shot is actu...
diverse splenetic ticket booth people who are hurt
  06/29/06
I hope he doesn't stab her: http://profile.myspace.com/in...
Heady bright address messiness
  06/29/06
Yep, I heard this one through the grapevine.
frisky field degenerate
  06/29/06
sad. this guy must have been *really* sexually frustrated.
stirring station multi-billionaire
  06/29/06
There was no fiance. Everyone at PH that i've spoken to or t...
Honey-headed School Cafeteria Trust Fund
  06/29/06
Whoever ratted him out should also be 86ed.
Shivering misanthropic shrine fortuitous meteor
  06/29/06
So wait, did the guy get fired for 'making a derogatory comm...
alcoholic concupiscible philosopher-king
  06/29/06
the resulting confrontation and aforementioned death threats...
Honey-headed School Cafeteria Trust Fund
  06/29/06
Was the happy hour where the confrontation occurred at the f...
Cobalt church prole
  06/29/06
my understanding was at a bar
Honey-headed School Cafeteria Trust Fund
  06/29/06
Last comment on his wall... "hey baby, your still my n...
lemon thriller international law enforcement agency senate
  06/29/06
Myspace account deleted : ( I guess that's what 1000 mock...
flushed cracking trailer park
  06/30/06
did anyone who knows ever confirm that was actually him?
alcoholic concupiscible philosopher-king
  06/30/06
Yeah, some USC summers at my firm confirmed it was him.
Sexy Soul-stirring Milk Temple
  06/30/06


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Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz seedy point

An email going around the internets:

So here's some good summer associate gossip. One of the girls I work with has a good friend who is a summer at Paul Hastings LA office and apparently witnessed this first hand. I think, though I'm not sure exactly, that this took place Tuesday night.

So they were having a firm sponsored happy hour. You know the drill. One of the summer associates apparently got out of his gourd wasted. He goes to USC (figures), and was reported to be a very quiet and polite Indian guy. Not this night though. A very well liked senior associate was there with his pretty, blonde, fiance. The summer associate starts to say really loudly and angrily about how he would like to F*** her. Everyone around, including the associate can hear this. He keeps going, despite people trying to shut him up and is extremely vulgar and profane. Eventually the associate whose fiance this is comes up to him and tells him that he understands that he is drunk, but he should really just keep it down because he's making a scene. Very nice way of dealing with the situation, considering. Instead of shutting up at this point, the summer associate goes off. Things along the line of "you don't F****ing know me you F****" and apparently threatened to stab the associate. Yeah.

So the next day he has the balls to show up at work, only to find that his desk has been cleared out, his carpets all freshly vacumed, etc. Done for.

I've heard of people not getting offers, but never straight up fired in the middle of the summer. Can you imagine? How will he ever work again? He's going to have to become a sole practicioner in Oklahoma...

Now, I'll admit the possibility of exageration, but the fact that he got fired is for sure, so he had to have done at least most of what's reported... hehehe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056872)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: Spruce Buck-toothed Locale Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056892)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz seedy point

What about the confidentiality agreements they had to sign?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056955)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: Spruce Buck-toothed Locale Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056995)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz seedy point

http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/clubs-fetch-msg.tcl?topic=Greedy%20NY&msg_id=0031Kd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056899)





Date: June 29th, 2006 1:38 AM
Author: Learning disabled pale garrison

confirmed...I know an HR person in one of PH's offices and this indeed happened...

Correction: He asked the person the senior associate to step outside, moreover, instead of stabbing more like "shooting" the senior associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6099862)





Date: June 29th, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: Brindle set

well, if it's stabbing, dude should definitely be fired. but is shooting so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6099883)





Date: June 29th, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Learning disabled pale garrison

depends on the gun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6099904)





Date: June 29th, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: Brindle set

by the way, can a niggah get a link to a pic of the fiancee??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6099919)





Date: June 29th, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: Learning disabled pale garrison

i'll do my best to get one and if i can i'll post it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6099942)





Date: June 29th, 2006 2:50 AM
Author: Sexy Soul-stirring Milk Temple

Some USC people were talking about this, seems like they knew the guy. If you're working with some USC people they can probably confirm -- apparently this has been spreading across the USC mailing lists or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6100432)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: Insanely creepy henna keepsake machete

They freshly vaccumed his carpets? This is how office violence starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056909)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: hyperventilating black stock car national security agency

No greater an insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057043)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:48 PM
Author: hairraiser underhanded coffee pot

damn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056919)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling jet half-breed

indian---figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056934)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: aquamarine exciting nibblets

This is what happens when you start hiring indians for your domestic office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056935)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: hairraiser underhanded coffee pot

I love the generic "you don't fuckin know me" line.

Last time I heard that in person, the guy spouting that line got decked Chuck Liddell on Randy Couture style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056948)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Shaky locus

It's a classic low-class line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057038)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: hyperventilating black stock car national security agency

"I do what I want!" would have been nice, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057052)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Shaky locus

"Quit frontin'" is good too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057120)





Date: June 29th, 2006 9:16 AM
Author: Razzle Clown School

"you need to sit down"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6100989)





Date: June 29th, 2006 9:42 AM
Author: comical blathering center

He doesn't look indian:

http://www.myspace.com/aabraham

from a below post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101059)





Date: June 29th, 2006 10:23 AM
Author: Slate glittery dilemma ape

Does he need a full headress and have to be doing a rain dance for you to believe it, racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101215)





Date: June 29th, 2006 10:25 AM
Author: Shivering misanthropic shrine fortuitous meteor

173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101227)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Sienna aromatic forum

you have to understand, this chick was hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056952)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: Unholy bearded ladyboy

you should have written your phone number on a slip of paper, then discreetly pressed it in her hand. then discreetly mime "call me" and you're all set.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056978)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: Shaky locus

Kumar, this is Daddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056993)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: hairraiser underhanded coffee pot

Daddy's not coming anywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057001)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Shivering misanthropic shrine fortuitous meteor

Dood got fired, but I heard it slightly differently.

1st, he is a paki, not dot.

Also, I heard the partner overheard him and made a big stink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057026)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Unholy bearded ladyboy
Subject: "1st, he is a paki, not dot. "

like that makes a dime's worth of difference.

Canadian/American

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057047)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Shivering misanthropic shrine fortuitous meteor

HaHa. Did you just imply Canadians are the same as Americans? That is rich. Rich I say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057056)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling jet half-breed

dmferry = bigest idiot ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057063)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Unholy bearded ladyboy

Canucks will take the tiniest shred of a difference and blow it up to significance. Meanwhile they're watching our TV shows, eating McDonalds and Kentucky Fried, driving Fords and Chevys, and reading Garfield, Dilbert, and Dear Abby.

Canadian motto: "We're Not Americans".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057114)





Date: June 24th, 2006 10:45 AM
Author: Overrated Psychic

I don't think that Canadians are any more different from Americans than Americans are from themselves. For example: the difference between Texas and Seattle is probably equivalent to the difference between Idaho and Quebec.

In Canada there has been a backlash against Americans of late, but I think this is primarily associated with the poor, stupid, and lefty. Anyone who knows their shit realizes how similar we are to Americans and how important a good relationship with America is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059625)





Date: June 29th, 2006 6:21 PM
Author: navy corn cake goal in life

Idaho and Quebec? They speak another fucking language.

I'll by Idaho and Alberta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6105707)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: contagious fighting hunting ground meetinghouse

do you know his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057070)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Shivering misanthropic shrine fortuitous meteor

85% sure, but I wouldn't post it anyway even if I was 100%.

Dood is fucked enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057097)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: contagious fighting hunting ground meetinghouse

from what i know of indian and pakistani names, if it has a z or a q in it, it's most likely pakistani.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057108)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Shivering misanthropic shrine fortuitous meteor

Has neither. Is actually not that bizarre. It is the same last name as a famous AZN from history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057126)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Spruce Buck-toothed Locale Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057128)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Shivering misanthropic shrine fortuitous meteor

Kubla for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057139)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling parlor kitty cat

Zedung?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057129)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Shivering misanthropic shrine fortuitous meteor

Pretty sure that has a Z in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057135)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling jet half-breed

Confucious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057133)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Shivering misanthropic shrine fortuitous meteor

Damn dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057137)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling jet half-breed

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057141)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Shivering misanthropic shrine fortuitous meteor

Shitty guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057144)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling jet half-breed

no its not bitch. confucious is azn. HTH retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057148)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: contagious fighting hunting ground meetinghouse

lolz you are a dumb but funny kid. i hope you're shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057159)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling parlor kitty cat

How hot was the blonde bitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057100)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Unholy bearded ladyboy

Hey - we could call the guy Thakkar Max.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057150)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: contagious fighting hunting ground meetinghouse

yeah, i was thinking of TM too, though as he tells the story, the associate wanted him.

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/the_now_infamous_tucker_max_charity_auction_debacle.phtml#703

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057172)





Date: June 24th, 2006 10:16 AM
Author: Dark Home Turdskin

I laughed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059597)





Date: June 24th, 2006 12:07 PM
Author: obsidian maniacal institution candlestick maker

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059833)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Transparent massive sanctuary voyeur

I've known/known of ppl that got fired during their SA job. It's uncommon, but it happens. I've always felt really bad for the ppl that got fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057177)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: contagious fighting hunting ground meetinghouse

for laziness, incompetence, or some kind of meltdown like the guy in the OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057201)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: burgundy shitlib theater

I should have been fired any number of times by this point in the summer but haven't even been told to take it down a level.

I have no idea what I would have to do to get fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057202)





Date: June 24th, 2006 8:06 AM
Author: Titillating low-t knife

When I was in law school (7 or so years ago) there was a great story going around about Harvard 2L that got fired from S&C for berating a travel agent (for not booking him first class) and charging an expensive pair of sunglasses to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059510)





Date: June 29th, 2006 9:18 AM
Author: Razzle Clown School

thats my favorite story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6100990)





Date: June 29th, 2006 10:20 AM
Author: Shivering misanthropic shrine fortuitous meteor

That sounds too good to be true. Like that story about the bitch from Suffolk. You have a link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101200)





Date: June 24th, 2006 10:57 AM
Author: Cobalt church prole

I have never felt bad. In every single story I ever heard of, the SA did something so galactically stupid that firing was the mildest thing they deserved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059649)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: marvelous box office

Thank you come again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057241)





Date: June 29th, 2006 11:33 AM
Author: Saffron Business Firm Affirmative Action

Underappreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101705)





Date: June 29th, 2006 11:36 AM
Author: Gay histrionic sandwich indian lodge

I didn't want to respond, but I chuckled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101722)





Date: June 24th, 2006 9:57 AM
Author: Trip french chef regret

How could anyone be this dumb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059578)





Date: June 24th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: burgundy shitlib theater

I'm actually amazed this doesn't happen each and every time we go out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059583)





Date: June 24th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: Trip french chef regret

On a particularly bad night, I can imagine being that dumb at the bar in the company of friends. But at a work function? No way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059585)





Date: June 24th, 2006 10:06 AM
Author: burgundy shitlib theater

Fair enough.

I can see it happening pretty easily with some random young associates and summers at the bar after the firm cocktail thing...but yeah, people can usually bahave themselves until they are away from anyone who counts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059588)





Date: June 24th, 2006 10:47 AM
Author: Overrated Psychic

Moral of the story: after the second drink, switch to coke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059628)





Date: June 24th, 2006 10:47 AM
Author: burgundy shitlib theater

Or "learn to drink."

One of those.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059629)





Date: June 24th, 2006 10:50 AM
Author: Overrated Psychic

Meh, better safe than sorry. Even the most seasoned drinker can have a low tolerance one day from lack of sleep or food.

I doubt you're having all that much fun anyways, so I don't see how 2 more drinks is really going to benefit you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059634)





Date: June 24th, 2006 10:53 AM
Author: burgundy shitlib theater

Meh, that sounds lame. You know who to avoid. You don't need to earn your offer, you just need to not lose it.

Have a few drinks (hint few = ~6) with whoever is fun, stay away from prudes and olds. Once they leave, go out and get shitbombed.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059641)





Date: June 24th, 2006 11:03 AM
Author: adventurous avocado black woman coldplay fan

Credited. Even semi-plastered you should have the presence of mind to be aware of where the problem people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059661)





Date: June 24th, 2006 11:16 AM
Author: Cobalt church prole

The key words in the story are "firm-sponsored happy hour." If an alcoholic associate takes four summers out for an after-party, that's one thing. This is quite another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059692)





Date: June 24th, 2006 11:28 AM
Author: adventurous avocado black woman coldplay fan

Eh, they want you to get a little tipsy at the official happy hours, but if you feel like jumping in a river or talking dirty about someone's wife try to wait until the oldsters and lame-os go home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059721)





Date: June 24th, 2006 11:13 AM
Author: Overrated Psychic

Fair enough.

I suppose there could also be less severe consequences from appearing too starchy and uptight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059684)





Date: June 24th, 2006 11:28 AM
Author: burgundy shitlib theater

Not with the hiring committee or anything, but with the young associates and the summmers who you'll actually have to work with for the next 3 or 4 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059717)





Date: June 24th, 2006 11:58 AM
Author: Overrated Psychic

That's what I was thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059790)





Date: June 24th, 2006 11:14 AM
Author: Overrated Psychic

New moral of the story: don't loudly and drunkenly exclaim how you want to bang a senior associate's fiancee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059687)





Date: June 24th, 2006 11:20 AM
Author: Idiotic native mad cow disease

Even newer moral of the story: after making an ass of yourself drunk, go back to your office immediately and make sure they don't clean it out and vacuum the carpets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059699)





Date: June 24th, 2006 11:22 AM
Author: Trip french chef regret

176.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059704)





Date: June 24th, 2006 11:28 AM
Author: burgundy shitlib theater

That's a good moral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059718)





Date: June 29th, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: Brindle set

i got this same forward.

true or false?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6099865)





Date: June 29th, 2006 1:40 AM
Author: Learning disabled pale garrison

confirmed, read my post above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6099876)





Date: June 29th, 2006 2:59 AM
Author: Wonderful bat shit crazy den partner
Subject: name/myspace

well, he seems like a douche (from what i've heard and read)

so i don't feel bad

www.myspace.com/aabraham

he's on law review at usc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6100464)





Date: June 29th, 2006 9:14 AM
Author: snowy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6100984)





Date: June 29th, 2006 9:23 AM
Author: Razzle Clown School

he looks like the biggest douche imaginable. wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6100997)





Date: June 29th, 2006 9:25 AM
Author: snowy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101002)





Date: June 29th, 2006 9:29 AM
Author: Razzle Clown School

I agree with you on most things. I just want you to keep your hands out of my pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101007)





Date: June 29th, 2006 9:30 AM
Author: snowy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101010)





Date: June 29th, 2006 9:38 AM
Author: razzmatazz seedy point

Well that's amazing.

Is that the guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101043)





Date: June 29th, 2006 9:39 AM
Author: snowy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101047)





Date: June 29th, 2006 9:42 AM
Author: Gay histrionic sandwich indian lodge

Are we sure that's him? Why would he leave it up?

btw, I'm now blind and am typing this with a Braille keyboard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101058)





Date: June 29th, 2006 9:48 AM
Author: razzmatazz seedy point

I saw the PH, but he's not the only one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101081)





Date: June 29th, 2006 11:02 AM
Author: Cobalt church prole

Sigma Chi at Yale?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101487)





Date: June 29th, 2006 3:11 AM
Author: Magenta Costumed Rehab

Was wondering when the first SA story of the summer would come out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6100525)





Date: June 29th, 2006 3:44 AM
Author: flushed cracking trailer park

The anticipation was hellacioius, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6100683)





Date: June 29th, 2006 4:03 AM
Author: Insanely creepy henna keepsake machete

It was for me. I hope more stories surface soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6100766)





Date: June 29th, 2006 9:21 AM
Author: Gay histrionic sandwich indian lodge

This is outstanding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6100993)





Date: June 29th, 2006 9:26 AM
Author: Laughsome menage

Is it true that a Playmate posts here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101003)





Date: June 29th, 2006 9:27 AM
Author: supple amethyst cuckold gas station

Can you get fired for incompetence or being a shitty memo writer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101004)





Date: June 29th, 2006 9:31 AM
Author: snowy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101012)





Date: June 29th, 2006 11:10 AM
Author: diverse splenetic ticket booth people who are hurt

yeah, i think it would almost have to be willful incompetence

of course you can get no-offered for consistently bad work but firing is a drastic step for summers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101543)





Date: June 29th, 2006 11:35 AM
Author: Saffron Business Firm Affirmative Action

It would have to be SUPER incompetence to get you fired. Probably willful 'incompetence.' Otherwise they'd just stop giving you work and you'd probably get no offer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101716)





Date: June 29th, 2006 10:07 AM
Author: Aggressive pisswyrm

This is my favorite quote on his myspace page:

"I mostly read non-fiction. The Odyssey was key."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101144)





Date: June 29th, 2006 11:20 AM
Author: Heady bright address messiness

He's apparently friends with Batman:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=20333137

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101618)





Date: June 29th, 2006 11:25 AM
Author: diverse splenetic ticket booth people who are hurt

maybe he secretly knows that the guy he stabbed/shot is actually the riddler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101648)





Date: June 29th, 2006 11:30 AM
Author: Heady bright address messiness

I hope he doesn't stab her:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=55881275

No other pics but she's hottt in that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101688)





Date: June 29th, 2006 11:37 AM
Author: frisky field degenerate

Yep, I heard this one through the grapevine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101729)





Date: June 29th, 2006 12:52 PM
Author: stirring station multi-billionaire

sad. this guy must have been *really* sexually frustrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6102279)





Date: June 29th, 2006 1:01 PM
Author: Honey-headed School Cafeteria Trust Fund

There was no fiance. Everyone at PH that i've spoken to or that fellow summers have spoken to have no idea how the fiance thing got started.

The guy made a derogatory comment about the associate amongst other summers. One of those summers told on him to the associate which led to the confrontation. The fiance bit is totally fabricated as far as I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6102343)





Date: June 29th, 2006 1:13 PM
Author: Shivering misanthropic shrine fortuitous meteor

Whoever ratted him out should also be 86ed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6102430)





Date: June 29th, 2006 2:57 PM
Author: alcoholic concupiscible philosopher-king

So wait, did the guy get fired for 'making a derogatory comment about an associate' - or for the resulting confrontation? Tell us about the confrontation!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6103451)





Date: June 29th, 2006 3:24 PM
Author: Honey-headed School Cafeteria Trust Fund

the resulting confrontation and aforementioned death threats which according to observers were not the least bit in jest. I'm not exactly sure how firing him is going to help with the death threats, though. Most of the rest of the story is legit. He was really drunk. He was an oddball, and he had a loud confrontation with the associate. But there was nothing about a fiance as far as I know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6103743)





Date: June 29th, 2006 6:11 PM
Author: Cobalt church prole

Was the happy hour where the confrontation occurred at the firm, or at a bar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6105622)





Date: June 29th, 2006 6:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed School Cafeteria Trust Fund

my understanding was at a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6105646)





Date: June 29th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: lemon thriller international law enforcement agency senate

Last comment on his wall...

"hey baby, your still my number 1; dont ever forget that!"

Hmmm...reference to the incident?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6105752)





Date: June 30th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: flushed cracking trailer park

Myspace account deleted : (

I guess that's what 1000 mocking profile views will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6113415)





Date: June 30th, 2006 6:03 PM
Author: alcoholic concupiscible philosopher-king

did anyone who knows ever confirm that was actually him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6113676)





Date: June 30th, 2006 6:14 PM
Author: Sexy Soul-stirring Milk Temple

Yeah, some USC summers at my firm confirmed it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6113765)