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Some fucking faggots keep buying up all the toilet paper stock as it arrives

Found a real time tracker for tp stock on Amazon, Walmart et...
rusted son of senegal
  03/22/20
chinese parallel traders shipping it to china like with infa...
Stirring brunch trump supporter
  03/22/20
Why are the Chinese always doing shit like this
rusted son of senegal
  03/22/20
astonishingly selfish and corrupt society
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  03/22/20
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Bisexual dog poop area
  03/22/20
It's not the Chinese it's being driven domestically. Real t...
silver racy house
  03/22/20
when tp moon?
Stirring brunch trump supporter
  03/22/20
Our current modeling suggests we'll see toilet paper breakou...
silver racy house
  03/22/20
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  03/22/20
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Stirring brunch trump supporter
  03/26/20
I'm happy to exchange some liquid ass-ets for our new toilet...
rusted son of senegal
  03/22/20
Communities are coming together to barrelize their feces in ...
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razzle-dazzle coral mexican wrinkle
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Big-titted Hairraiser Pit Goyim
  03/26/20
Grey pools 180 excellent use here
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Big-titted Hairraiser Pit Goyim
  03/26/20
they need to hang
Gaped bat shit crazy location degenerate
  03/22/20
There's a whole Wikipedia article on this ljl https://en.wik...
rusted son of senegal
  03/22/20
the TP obsession of all things is lolzy
Submissive chestnut lay hissy fit
  03/22/20
I'm legit low I just want some fucking tp but all the fuckin...
rusted son of senegal
  03/22/20
I can’t get any paper kitchen roll. I just want a coup...
Stirring brunch trump supporter
  03/22/20
What the fuck is going on
rusted son of senegal
  03/22/20
Outed as some breed of limey
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  03/22/20
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Useless theater stage knife
  03/26/20
if in a city, go to a corner store in the ghetto
passionate piazza famous landscape painting
  03/22/20
jfc America is third world
rusted son of senegal
  03/22/20
Crazy only those living in the ghetto are behaving rationall...
boyish federal nursing home mediation
  03/22/20
just hold it in
Bronze Splenetic Indirect Expression
  03/22/20
Use 2 squares to take one wipe to get any huge chunks, then ...
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  03/22/20
We need a National Bidet Program.
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  03/22/20
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rusted son of senegal
  03/22/20
Got a pack of 24 right before it sold out god bless This is...
rusted son of senegal
  03/22/20
Lol, my boomer mom set up a TP tracker and orders TP the mom...
Dead charismatic stage hairy legs
  03/22/20
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silver racy house
  03/23/20
I’ve figured out WHY this is happening I posted ea...
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  03/23/20


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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:17 AM
Author: rusted son of senegal

Found a real time tracker for tp stock on Amazon, Walmart etc and it'll flash in stock for a second and it's immediately gone

Some fucking faggots clearly have bots set up to buy out all the toilet paper stock. FUCK THESE FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT

What are they even doing?! Where can they even resell? Craigslist??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831766)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:18 AM
Author: Stirring brunch trump supporter

chinese parallel traders shipping it to china like with infant milk formula, masks, hand sanitizer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831767)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:19 AM
Author: rusted son of senegal

Why are the Chinese always doing shit like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831769)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:26 AM
Author: Stirring brunch trump supporter

astonishingly selfish and corrupt society

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831785)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:54 AM
Author: Bisexual dog poop area



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:28 AM
Author: silver racy house

It's not the Chinese it's being driven domestically. Real talk, there's an entire underground currency in tp emerging at the margins of the economy now and we suspect it's only going to grow as the situation deteriorates. At a person-to-person level, people have begun exchanging it for home goods, beauty services, some food delivery, and transportation services at a minimum. At a business-to-business level, there are growing reports that clients and intermediate suppliers are negotiating $2tp exchanges to offload debts owed or else packaging them in tp-denominated terms and securitzing the debt in grey pools. This still hasn't hit the mainstream, but the momentum is growing--it reminds me of bitcoin c. 2012, 2013. A few of our own clients have proposed alternative tp fee arrangements and we are at least considering their offers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831788)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:28 AM
Author: Stirring brunch trump supporter

when tp moon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831792)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:31 AM
Author: silver racy house

Our current modeling suggests we'll see toilet paper breakout really beginning Q3 2020 with upward momentum at least through the next 12 months, with some hedging depending on the course of the coronacycle. Medium-run uncertainty then kicks in because of transition effects in markets as they adjust to the new normal of tp; but our expectation is this is a long-run macrosecular shift--pandora's box has been opened and it's going to change one pillar of the Bretton-Woods consensus like it or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831799)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:37 AM
Author: Stirring brunch trump supporter



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Date: March 25th, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle coral mexican wrinkle



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Date: March 25th, 2020 11:08 PM
Author: magical pozpig



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Date: March 26th, 2020 7:02 PM
Author: Stirring brunch trump supporter



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:30 AM
Author: rusted son of senegal

I'm happy to exchange some liquid ass-ets for our new toilet paper currency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831794)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:38 AM
Author: silver racy house

Communities are coming together to barrelize their feces in crude oil drums because of its latent fuel potential and they're storing them at key depot locations around cities. Go into the parking garage on Mott St across from Mottsu. Use the elevator sequence 1-5-3-2. See where it takes you; open one of them up and take a whiff to confirm it's the real deal (hint: it is). This is happening in real time and those who are fast acting and working to build up a supply are going to have a leg up in the new normal marketplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831811)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: rusted son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831813)



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Date: March 25th, 2020 11:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle coral mexican wrinkle



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Date: March 26th, 2020 7:09 PM
Author: Big-titted Hairraiser Pit Goyim



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: Poppy disrespectful step-uncle's house kitty

Grey pools 180 excellent use here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39833497)



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Date: March 25th, 2020 11:26 PM
Author: Comical Shimmering Corner Skinny Woman



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Date: March 26th, 2020 7:09 PM
Author: Big-titted Hairraiser Pit Goyim



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Gaped bat shit crazy location degenerate

they need to hang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39833438)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 1:34 PM
Author: rusted son of senegal

There's a whole Wikipedia article on this ljl https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallel_trading_in_Hong_Kong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39833733)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:24 AM
Author: Submissive chestnut lay hissy fit

the TP obsession of all things is lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831779)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: rusted son of senegal

I'm legit low I just want some fucking tp but all the fucking faggot wannabe preppers and crooked chinamen keep depleting all the stock everywhere

I've been to 10 stores in the last week - Costco, target, Walmart, CVS, grocery stores - just completely cleaned out each time

I REFUSE to go wait in line before a store opens

I'm fucking furious about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831781)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:28 AM
Author: Stirring brunch trump supporter

I can’t get any paper kitchen roll. I just want a couple of rolls like normal like every few weeks. Haven’t seen any anywhere for a couple weeks now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831789)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:30 AM
Author: rusted son of senegal

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831795)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:45 AM
Author: Histrionic cerise school cafeteria hunting ground

Outed as some breed of limey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832032)



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Date: March 26th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: Useless theater stage knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39871086)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:32 AM
Author: passionate piazza famous landscape painting

if in a city, go to a corner store in the ghetto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831801)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: rusted son of senegal

jfc America is third world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831815)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:41 AM
Author: boyish federal nursing home mediation

Crazy only those living in the ghetto are behaving rationally during all this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832025)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:36 AM
Author: Bronze Splenetic Indirect Expression

just hold it in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832015)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:33 AM
Author: Histrionic cerise school cafeteria hunting ground

Use 2 squares to take one wipe to get any huge chunks, then blast ur hold in ur shower. Feels good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832005)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: flesh arousing university

We need a National Bidet Program.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832042)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 12:25 PM
Author: rusted son of senegal



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 12:49 PM
Author: rusted son of senegal

Got a pack of 24 right before it sold out god bless

This is the website btw now that I don't have to compete with you all https://www.zoolert.com/home/toilet-paper/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39833424)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 1:35 PM
Author: Dead charismatic stage hairy legs

Lol, my boomer mom set up a TP tracker and orders TP the moment it's available online, hahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39833743)



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Date: March 23rd, 2020 5:36 PM
Author: silver racy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39845138)



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Date: March 23rd, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: Stirring brunch trump supporter

I’ve figured out WHY this is happening

I posted earlier above WHO is doing it: chinese parallel traders buying it all up and shipping it to china like with infant milk formula, masks, hand sanitizer for huge profits

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&mc=29&forum_id=2#39831767

But I couldn’t figure out WHY. I mean, I get the masks and the sanitizer, but who the fuck needs toilet paper so much that they’ll pay 10-20x normal prices for it, right?

I’ve figured it out now. It’s the face mask shortage. You can make your own face mask with kitchen paper and tissues or toilet paper. See eg: https://amp.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/health-environment/article/3050689/how-make-your-own-mask-hong-kong-scientists

So maybe a month ago these chinese traders bought up all the paper they could find and shipped it back to China for a yuge profit, selling it all to Chinese people making their own face masks.

And then normal people saw the empty shelves and that started everybody panic buying toilet paper and other paper products, and here we are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39845556)