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support the troops bumper stickers cell phone belt clips i...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
stfu n00b!
anal depressive telephone
  07/05/06
Friends IRL
hyperventilating mexican
  07/05/06
Secondhand Carhartt clothing. Trashbag over the missing win...
Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty
  07/05/06
Spiderweb tats on the elbow
Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven
  07/05/06
Good call.
Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty
  07/05/06
The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too po...
Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven
  07/05/06
180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.
Bearded duck-like newt philosopher-king
  07/05/06
In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they...
frozen ape
  08/01/06
"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the referen...
Laughsome sick french chef kitchen
  01/30/07
Confederate flag Jesus fish Fox News coffee mug Rus...
Slippery blue voyeur tank
  07/05/06
You confuse rednecks for poors. A lot of those NASCAR fan...
Metal cracking pit
  07/05/06
Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.
Swollen temple
  07/07/06
No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita inco...
Adventurous striped hyena
  07/14/06
WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS
contagious space place of business
  04/06/07
The vast majority of you are poors
Lime Double Fault
  04/21/07
...
pungent dragon
  12/09/07
diskmen instead of ipods
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pre...
hairraiser dilemma
  07/05/06
i'd rather be pretentious than a poor
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager payc...
grizzly excitant private investor
  07/07/06
Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."
Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven
  07/05/06
it's called "drink". clearly you have never been ...
hyperventilating mexican
  07/05/06
I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it wit...
Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven
  07/05/06
awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.
Ruby associate theater stage
  07/06/06
165. solid xoxo post. keep it up
Cobalt Market Scourge Upon The Earth
  01/30/07
LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...
Medicated slap-happy theatre
  07/06/06
juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.
Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty
  07/05/06
TITMFCR
hyperventilating mexican
  07/05/06
YASMFRATS
Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty
  07/05/06
Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle. In rea...
self-centered wild new version tattoo
  07/05/06
My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which...
Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty
  07/05/06
Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im ...
self-centered wild new version tattoo
  07/05/06
drink grape soda salt their watermelons say "bling bl...
Concupiscible cream boistinker hall
  07/05/06
More expensive sneakers than you.
hyperventilating mexican
  07/05/06
This is amazingly accurate
Passionate Balding Resort
  07/05/06
A+
claret bipolar institution
  07/07/06
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490
hyperventilating mexican
  08/14/06
be black have southern accent eat oppossum
Concupiscible cream boistinker hall
  07/05/06
a fucking possum.
Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty
  07/05/06
southern accent is not by any means something that only poor...
Salmon pontificating indirect expression
  08/27/06
shirts w/ dragons on them baggy jean shorts penchant for s...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (in...
Slippery blue voyeur tank
  07/05/06
"We was."
Apoplectic Motley Corn Cake
  07/06/06
you is.
grizzly excitant private investor
  07/07/06
jnco jeans - LOLOLOL
Multi-colored massive toilet seat
  07/09/06
"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of...
Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty
  07/05/06
Miracle Whip is teh good
Vivacious Circlehead
  07/06/06
I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!
wonderful submissive state feces
  07/08/06
Buy lottery tickets
Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman
  07/05/06
Bald head with copious facial hair. Wearing a John Deere ...
Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty
  07/05/06
first statement, on-point; second, not so much.
Razzmatazz Carmine Point Preventive Strike
  07/05/06
Chew tobacco Eat pork rinds Go without health insuranc...
Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman
  07/05/06
beef jerky hair scrunchies
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.
Supple nudist native bbw
  08/27/06
Discredited.
Glittery geriatric bawdyhouse
  04/06/07
long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.
Heady house
  07/05/06
Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and ...
Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven
  07/05/06
good call. old navy flag t-shirt.
Heady house
  07/05/06
Shirts with Disney characters
Bateful infuriating pozpig
  01/30/07
SPINNING RIMS.
burgundy reading party
  07/05/06
They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept ...
Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven
  07/05/06
Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious"...
hairraiser dilemma
  07/05/06
Own a car that costs more than the house.
lascivious dark blood rage
  07/05/06
only the rims cost more
Sienna stirring step-uncle's house
  07/05/06
Conduct yard sale or gargage sale
Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman
  07/05/06
In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tatter...
Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven
  07/05/06
and used tampons
lascivious dark blood rage
  07/05/06
Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toa...
Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman
  07/05/06
I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.
Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven
  07/05/06
old navy talks about her "personal trainer" from ...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
your posts in this thread have been spot-on.
Territorial lodge old irish cottage
  07/05/06
I agree with this.
cyan library
  07/05/06
because he is poor
grizzly excitant private investor
  07/07/06
i live in indiana
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/09/06
Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts wi...
brindle chest-beating crackhouse
  01/30/07
...
Sinister Gunner Main People
  07/05/06
Definitely
Slippery blue voyeur tank
  07/05/06
I fucking hate those stickers
lascivious dark blood rage
  07/05/06
She looks washed out
lascivious dark blood rage
  07/05/06
This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortun...
Khaki address
  07/05/06
it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/09/06
Have student loans Think BIGLAW is a great salary Have...
hyperventilating mexican
  07/05/06
i'm a total poor in this case.
boyish pearly hospital
  04/06/07
named wayde icp apparel prepaid cell phones
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off
lascivious dark blood rage
  07/05/06
Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use y...
Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman
  07/05/06
I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more ex...
Splenetic fragrant rigor
  07/11/06
"Buy American" stickers Foil on TV antenna D...
Slippery blue voyeur tank
  07/05/06
Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH
misunderstood stag film factory reset button
  08/27/06
titcream
exciting twinkling black woman stage
  01/27/08
Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in ...
Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven
  07/05/06
watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable) window ...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't ide...
lascivious dark blood rage
  07/05/06
shop at jc penny and sears go to olive garden for special o...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kid...
Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty
  07/05/06
Where in NY?
Aromatic fantasy-prone sandwich
  07/10/06
western NY has some filthy human garbage.
Salmon pontificating indirect expression
  08/27/06
Be fat. Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appl...
sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo
  07/05/06
It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low in...
lascivious dark blood rage
  07/05/06
Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than s...
Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven
  07/05/06
Correct.
Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty
  07/05/06
...
sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo
  07/05/06
Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet
Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman
  07/05/06
I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.
Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven
  07/05/06
I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly off...
Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman
  07/05/06
WHHHHHHHHAT?
Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty
  07/05/06
Mark of a prole
Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman
  07/05/06
It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, ...
lascivious dark blood rage
  07/05/06
Put BYOB on wedding invitation
Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman
  07/05/06
and below that, "No shirt, no cake"
lascivious dark blood rage
  07/05/06
On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitati...
sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo
  07/05/06
The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)
lascivious dark blood rage
  07/05/06
walk around without a shirt, a la cops guys are either obes...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it...
Salmon pontificating indirect expression
  08/27/06
At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's o...
Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven
  07/05/06
LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting the...
green dashing jew
  07/05/06
If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he ...
Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven
  07/05/06
a number of these apply to me :(
house-broken outnumbered legend
  07/05/06
I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a ...
Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven
  07/05/06
What's the temperature of that water?
green dashing jew
  07/05/06
Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawd...
Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven
  07/05/06
Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.
green dashing jew
  07/05/06
I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who w...
Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven
  07/05/06
Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old...
Mewling Hyperactive Mad-dog Skullcap Potus
  07/05/06
Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.
Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven
  07/05/06
see, you're a little more country than me, petro. i'm a l...
house-broken outnumbered legend
  07/05/06
Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.
Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman
  07/05/06
Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Th...
Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven
  07/05/06
Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "...
sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo
  07/05/06
this didn't work
Spectacular Pale Property Boiling Water
  04/07/07
he's right about the bibles though
Underhanded fat ankles
  04/21/07
Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them
Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman
  07/05/06
Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-o...
Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven
  07/05/06
kids
Mewling Hyperactive Mad-dog Skullcap Potus
  07/05/06
umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.
boyish pearly hospital
  04/06/07
Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog ...
Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman
  07/05/06
pet dog period
green dashing jew
  07/05/06
or been neutered or spayed. And male poors say "I ca...
sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo
  07/05/06
So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts o...
lascivious dark blood rage
  07/05/06
Exactly.
sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo
  07/05/06
"let it be" beetles t-shirts
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
...
Sinister Gunner Main People
  07/05/06
Or a class ring from James Madison University
lascivious dark blood rage
  07/05/06
...
Sinister Gunner Main People
  07/05/06
see below
lascivious dark blood rage
  07/05/06
It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of t...
green dashing jew
  07/05/06
I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.
Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven
  07/05/06
If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, ...
green dashing jew
  07/05/06
that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari...
Underhanded fat ankles
  04/21/07
"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hill...
Navy Cerebral Base
  04/21/07
This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet...
Erotic Codepig Multi-billionaire
  04/21/07
shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park...
opaque electric immigrant orchestra pit
  07/06/06
thank you.
Appetizing sooty genital piercing
  07/06/06
although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it ...
soul-stirring beta locale macaca
  07/07/06
That took you a minute to realize.
Multi-colored massive toilet seat
  07/09/06
Inability to tie a necktie
Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman
  07/05/06
Wears a polyester clip on instead.
sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo
  07/05/06
most college kids can't tie a necktie
grizzly excitant private investor
  07/07/06
doubt it
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/07/06
WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did...
violet thriller hissy fit gay wizard
  07/07/06
That's because of travesties such as student loans, state un...
Splenetic fragrant rigor
  07/11/06
i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to...
Gay beady-eyed idea he suggested dopamine
  07/07/06
Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"
Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman
  07/05/06
The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the k...
Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven
  07/05/06
home equity loans (lack of) flood insurance
green dashing jew
  07/05/06
Attend a state school
lascivious dark blood rage
  07/05/06
Burn your own garbage
Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman
  07/05/06
Awesome. We used to do this.
cyan library
  07/05/06
League bowling
Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman
  07/05/06
bowling
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
Name their kids after a major deity
lascivious dark blood rage
  07/05/06
have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus think...
racy death wish range
  07/05/06
*think living in Florida is "making it"* I'm a ...
boyish pearly hospital
  04/06/07
Eat government cheese
Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman
  07/05/06
Government cheese!
Metal cracking pit
  07/05/06
Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.
Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven
  07/05/06
I saw that at TAMU.
green dashing jew
  07/05/06
net zero and similar isp's
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
Think we are at war with France
lascivious dark blood rage
  07/05/06
titcr
exhilarant stage
  07/07/06
Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have liv...
fighting razzle site
  07/05/06
omg yes
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.
Laughsome sick french chef kitchen
  04/21/07
I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.
Navy Cerebral Base
  04/21/07
tend to be angered easily wic paid disability formula fe...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wis...
sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo
  07/05/06
formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone...
coiffed piazza famous landscape painting
  07/06/06
i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appear...
Territorial lodge old irish cottage
  07/05/06
Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?
sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo
  07/05/06
it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.
Territorial lodge old irish cottage
  07/05/06
Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.
Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman
  07/05/06
a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is. b) ...
Territorial lodge old irish cottage
  07/07/06
Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade. http://www.endonur...
Apoplectic Motley Corn Cake
  07/08/06
"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade S...
diverse love of her life
  07/09/06
Say things like: "I'll tell you what" "...
lascivious dark blood rage
  07/05/06
The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was...
lascivious dark blood rage
  07/05/06
Get laid off Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too) Blame...
fighting razzle site
  07/05/06
...
sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo
  07/05/06
Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one V...
green dashing jew
  07/05/06
Silver Dollar City vacations. EDIT: This keeps posting to...
sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo
  07/05/06
I LOLed
Titillating alcoholic haunted graveyard tanning salon
  07/07/06
There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there...
Splenetic fragrant rigor
  07/11/06
hooray on the third one.
boyish pearly hospital
  04/06/07
the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde a...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment
Passionate Balding Resort
  07/05/06
No savings and no rational plan to start saving
lascivious dark blood rage
  07/05/06
tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks us...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
"Payday Loans" Get your next paycheck NOW!!!
Passionate Balding Resort
  07/05/06
Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.
sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo
  07/05/06
Shut the fuck up, poor.
green dashing jew
  07/05/06
And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family...
Splenetic fragrant rigor
  07/11/06
shiny hair gel
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for: TE...
green dashing jew
  07/05/06
husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "t...
Razzmatazz Carmine Point Preventive Strike
  07/05/06
lol at "the guard"
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers ...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corr...
Passionate Balding Resort
  07/05/06
no trespassing signs... as if.
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those b...
Splenetic fragrant rigor
  07/11/06
uses computers at public library owns a chevy astro van
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom think...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to b...
Passionate Balding Resort
  07/05/06
tats: azn symbols something like a flower on the back of a...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
watches america's funniest videos watches pro wrestling and...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
watches mad tv and blue collar comdey
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/05/06
- Sheets instead of doors inside the house - 5 HBO channe...
flushed degenerate legal warrant
  07/06/06
How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?
Apoplectic Motley Corn Cake
  07/06/06
http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php "Trampo...
flushed degenerate legal warrant
  07/07/06
What does that have to do with warping?
Apoplectic Motley Corn Cake
  07/07/06
Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that wo...
flushed degenerate legal warrant
  07/07/06
These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someon...
Hairless Gaping Area
  07/06/06
hybrids
Tan bearded brethren affirmative action
  07/06/06
Smoke cigarettes.
violet thriller hissy fit gay wizard
  07/06/06
Whatyoudreamof!
180 Godawful Party Of The First Part Ceo
  07/06/06
wear us polo assn shop at outlet malls
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/07/06
A good start, but all y'all missed: 1. 3L sodas 2. M...
dead fortuitous meteor trust fund
  07/07/06
Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, thoug...
Hairless Gaping Area
  07/07/06
I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto th...
dead fortuitous meteor trust fund
  07/07/06
This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 ...
Ruby associate theater stage
  07/07/06
Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must b...
cyan library
  07/07/06
All of these are credited except #7
vigorous hideous school windowlicker
  07/07/06
what's a 3l soda?
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/09/06
3 liter?
Multi-colored massive toilet seat
  07/09/06
i've never seen such a thing
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/09/06
Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles...
Multi-colored massive toilet seat
  07/09/06
Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was fr...
Splenetic fragrant rigor
  07/11/06
6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other famil...
Floppy Flickering Lay
  01/30/07
did they watch?
Wine filthy office goal in life
  04/21/07
16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally assoc...
Odious jewess location
  04/06/07
Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni. Try to use the...
misanthropic principal's office goyim
  07/07/06
Wow. You sound completely out of touch.
violet thriller hissy fit gay wizard
  07/07/06
Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of ...
Talented chrome toaster persian
  07/07/06
So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievabl...
exhilarant stage
  07/07/06
Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this t...
violet thriller hissy fit gay wizard
  07/07/06
it applies to allll of my family, both sides my immediate...
exhilarant stage
  07/07/06
Is that b/c you're black?
Talented chrome toaster persian
  07/07/06
if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board...
exhilarant stage
  07/07/06
with your booklearnin... Could you have made your Dad a l...
violet thriller hissy fit gay wizard
  07/07/06
my dad was not part of my childhood
exhilarant stage
  07/07/06
*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*
violet thriller hissy fit gay wizard
  07/07/06
daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???
exhilarant stage
  07/07/06
LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a ster...
Talented chrome toaster persian
  07/07/06
REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D
Talented chrome toaster persian
  07/07/06
LOL
soggy galvanic patrolman
  03/06/07
Me too.
Aromatic fantasy-prone sandwich
  07/09/06
Family that has been killed in a war bellies that hang over...
claret bipolar institution
  07/07/06
Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.
Talented chrome toaster persian
  07/07/06
I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.
Ruby associate theater stage
  07/07/06
Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.
Talented chrome toaster persian
  07/07/06
Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth Distrust the...
fighting razzle site
  07/07/06
"Fat chicks." It never ceases to amaze me how a...
Talented chrome toaster persian
  07/07/06
"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons" very ...
exhilarant stage
  07/07/06
Morals.
claret bipolar institution
  07/07/06
*chortle* You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, ...
Talented chrome toaster persian
  07/07/06
I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people ...
orchid corner
  07/07/06
and what social rules are those?
boyish pearly hospital
  04/06/07
titcr
Territorial lodge old irish cottage
  07/07/06
'vote republican' bumper stickers
exhilarant stage
  07/07/06
So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and ...
orchid corner
  07/07/06
A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance. "Yi...
mustard station
  07/07/06
Lots of unprotected sex.
Provocative Azure Spot Candlestick Maker
  07/08/06
Read National Enquirer and other tabloids
Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman
  07/08/06
Why do you suppose that is?
Apoplectic Motley Corn Cake
  07/09/06
Stupidity plus bad taste.
Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman
  07/09/06
Kankles
Titillating alcoholic haunted graveyard tanning salon
  07/09/06
kankles r so waspy.
Territorial lodge old irish cottage
  07/09/06
I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about ...
Titillating alcoholic haunted graveyard tanning salon
  07/09/06
whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman ...
Territorial lodge old irish cottage
  07/09/06
But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team wi...
bistre harsh ratface
  07/09/06
shit in bags piss off the porch piss in bottles if it's la...
Crystalline Irradiated Pervert Menage
  07/09/06
An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children
Mint elite rehab
  07/09/06
titcr
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/09/06
Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)' Breathes ...
Multi-colored massive toilet seat
  07/09/06
1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's 2. 80's hair 3. thi...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/09/06
wonderful
Charcoal plaza
  07/11/06
kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/09/06
have night jobs as "minute men"
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/09/06
Bush/Cheney bumper stickers Support/Pray for Our Troops m...
Onyx zippy meetinghouse
  07/09/06
would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/09/06
Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.
Slippery blue voyeur tank
  07/09/06
a missing limb
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/09/06
drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand ...
Curious Mother
  07/09/06
smoke or have tattoos period
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/09/06
cell phone cases
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/09/06
jobs as strip mall security guards
Vivacious Circlehead
  07/11/06
use Vaseline as lube.
Swashbuckling center pisswyrm
  07/11/06
"work trucks"
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/11/06
CAR EDITION! a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid...
Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty
  07/11/06
sell plasma
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/11/06
eat at buffets diabetes
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/13/06
"Worst Type of American Whites" threads
Haunting Comical Trailer Park
  07/13/06
Take fiber supplements
flushed degenerate legal warrant
  07/13/06
listen to 3 doors down
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  07/14/06
Wear hats with flames on them.
vibrant dingle berry
  07/14/06
i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pa...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  08/01/06
"Big Dogs" sportswear Wraparound shades Dial...
histrionic nowag nursing home
  08/01/06
i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  08/01/06
Ahh, Successories.
Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty
  08/01/06
roll their own cigs
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  08/09/06
frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  08/09/06
Low tuition.
Insanely creepy brunch antidepressant drug
  08/10/06
Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but d...
Silver high-end wagecucks turdskin
  08/14/06
ask what makes a poor
slate sanctuary
  08/27/06
Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice Presi...
misunderstood stag film factory reset button
  08/27/06
Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair...
Arrogant headpube sound barrier
  08/27/06
the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thin...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  08/27/06
most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class ...
adulterous jade den
  08/27/06
american cars
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  08/27/06
oversized, dingy parkas
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  09/20/06
watch daytime television
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  11/19/06
live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if ab...
Trip cruise ship roommate
  11/19/06
Let Maury Povich determine paternity
bistre harsh ratface
  11/19/06
lol
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  11/19/06
spend more on their rims than on their homes.
Trip cruise ship roommate
  11/19/06
damn it. I have *all* of these things.
arousing chapel
  11/19/06
frog giggin'
big deer antler
  11/20/06
glamour shots
big deer antler
  11/20/06
Glamous shots? novel! What are those?
Trip cruise ship roommate
  11/20/06
The HIV
Magical Theater Crotch
  11/20/06
pocket knifes
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  01/30/07
a dead tooth and a factory job
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  01/30/07
a revoked license
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  01/30/07
Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 yea...
Laughsome sick french chef kitchen
  01/30/07
...more sex than the losers here.
marvelous puppy fanboi
  01/30/07
Go to church
Frisky aphrodisiac casino
  01/30/07
Poors always pour the milk in first. Breeding tells.
tripping gas station sex offender
  01/30/07
*Poors always pour the milk in first.* wow, good call on ...
boyish pearly hospital
  04/06/07
building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been do...
Cobalt Market Scourge Upon The Earth
  01/30/07
buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in th...
Stimulating unholy lettuce friendly grandma
  01/30/07
light fireworks
Stimulating unholy lettuce friendly grandma
  01/30/07
past the age of 13 I agree.
charismatic kitty cat
  01/30/07
get arrested by the po-lice
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  02/11/07
uncontrolled acne
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  02/11/07
scraggly facial hair
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  02/11/07
don't think 'saw' is a word
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  02/11/07
black guys white girls
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  02/11/07
support our troops and fetuses
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  03/05/07
foreskin.
Navy Cerebral Base
  03/05/07
titcp
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  03/05/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQw...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  04/06/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074Gevc...
judgmental whorehouse mood
  04/06/07
at his wedding, yes
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  04/06/07
His cousin is pretty hot
amethyst doctorate
  04/06/07
buy hummer H3s
scarlet masturbator really tough guy
  04/06/07
i vote pro-life bumper stickers bumper stickers
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  04/06/07
...
Sinister Gunner Main People
  04/06/07
own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard de...
Twisted cordovan hominid
  04/06/07
bluetooth earpieces.
adulterous jade den
  04/06/07
drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put t...
boyish pearly hospital
  04/06/07
Have weddings on days other than Saturday
Navy Cerebral Base
  04/21/07
make threads about ny being too expensive
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  04/21/07
Or call things "expensive" period.
Navy Cerebral Base
  04/21/07
no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.
grizzly excitant private investor
  04/21/07
you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me a...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  04/21/07
people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only ...
grizzly excitant private investor
  04/21/07
oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbi...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  04/21/07
they don't, but at least i've been out of my state
grizzly excitant private investor
  04/21/07
oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every wester...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  04/21/07
and central and eastern
grizzly excitant private investor
  04/21/07
really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes t...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  04/21/07
wrong chain
grizzly excitant private investor
  04/21/07
*wipes tears of laughter away* *emails thread link to eve...
Wine filthy office goal in life
  04/21/07
Too lazy to read the other posts, but... Do: Beat each ot...
Obsidian hateful gaming laptop electric furnace
  04/21/07
DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!
Wine filthy office goal in life
  04/21/07
i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies....
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  04/21/07
one or more xoxo monikers.
Sweet Tailpipe Messiness
  04/21/07
Walmart McDonalds unkempt children, usually 4+ of them...
Wine filthy office goal in life
  04/21/07
lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt ...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  04/21/07
1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches 2. Drives a Le...
Lime Double Fault
  04/21/07
only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  04/21/07
my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. ...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  04/21/07
*Clothing Edition* Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric b...
Navy Cerebral Base
  04/21/07
They order steak well-done.
Demanding Therapy Weed Whacker
  04/21/07
premade mixed salad
arousing chapel
  04/21/07
With dressing in packets.
Navy Cerebral Base
  04/21/07
especilly ranch
arousing chapel
  04/21/07
misspell "especially."
Navy Cerebral Base
  04/21/07
pretend typos are spelling errors
arousing chapel
  04/21/07
touche :)
Navy Cerebral Base
  04/21/07
:) Do you ever say "touché" irl?
arousing chapel
  04/21/07
Yes.
Navy Cerebral Base
  04/21/07
tool
boyish pearly hospital
  04/21/07
dude. *shakes head*
arousing chapel
  04/21/07
wanna date?
boyish pearly hospital
  04/21/07
are you a rasquach h8er? I can't keep track of them any...
arousing chapel
  04/21/07
nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never wo...
boyish pearly hospital
  04/21/07
sorry :( if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometim...
arousing chapel
  04/21/07
Quarterstaves Leather Armor Clubs Long Swords Stacks of ...
sepia parlor
  04/21/07
180^hizzla
Navy Cerebral Base
  04/21/07
Dress up for the Olive Garden Color coordinate their shoe...
lilac hell
  04/21/07
Go to food franchises in general.
Navy Cerebral Base
  04/21/07
Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its ...
lilac hell
  04/21/07
bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist. bad feet ...
Laughsome sick french chef kitchen
  04/21/07
TVs in cars http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/200...
burgundy reading party
  09/28/07
Zune
Poppy Keepsake Machete
  09/28/07
...
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  12/09/07
awesome thread.
wonderful submissive state feces
  12/09/07
...
turquoise big-titted locus
  12/09/07
Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".
pungent dragon
  12/09/07
1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills 2. say things...
Startled Athletic Conference
  01/07/08
9. has a myspace
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  01/12/08
use poors as a noun
garnet kink-friendly queen of the night shrine
  01/07/08
1. Degree from Indiana 2. False hopes it will get them a ...
turquoise big-titted locus
  01/12/08
...
wonderful submissive state feces
  01/27/08
Always ask this question about new restaurants: "Did...
smoky home
  01/27/08
Things they do: Watch their little girl die in the car on...
Abusive learning disabled abode useless brakes
  01/27/08
lolz dead poors are funny
ocher karate
  01/27/08
don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science
Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
  03/15/08
Live in ManhaTTTan ROFL
Jet Indian Lodge
  03/15/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

support the troops bumper stickers

cell phone belt clips

ill fitting nascar shirts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146888)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: anal depressive telephone

stfu n00b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146893)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: hyperventilating mexican

Friends IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146894)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty

Secondhand Carhartt clothing.

Trashbag over the missing window of their car.

"Big Johnson" or "No Fear" t-shirts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146911)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven

Spiderweb tats on the elbow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty

Good call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147026)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven

The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too popular with fanboi yuppies. Spiderweb tats are still a step beyond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147072)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: Bearded duck-like newt philosopher-king

180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147839)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:47 PM
Author: frozen ape

In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they had one of those "claw" vending machines where you try to grab your goodies with the beg metal hand. My friend spent like 10 bucks trying to grab a cheap, knock-off hat in it that had "Not Scared" instead of "No Fear" printed on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353874)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:15 AM
Author: Laughsome sick french chef kitchen

"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511099)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Slippery blue voyeur tank

Confederate flag

Jesus fish

Fox News coffee mug

Rusted dryer on lawn

J.D. from Thomas M. Cooley Law School

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146934)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Metal cracking pit

You confuse rednecks for poors.

A lot of those NASCAR fans with cell phone belt clips make more running a masonry business than most of us will ever make as a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147346)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:48 AM
Author: Swollen temple

Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157158)





Date: July 14th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: Adventurous striped hyena

No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita incomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209349)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:38 PM
Author: contagious space place of business

WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887393)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Lime Double Fault

The vast majority of you are poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977128)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: pungent dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

diskmen instead of ipods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146903)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: hairraiser dilemma

IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pretentious trash. Discmen are just as bad, but don't have the negative associations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147122)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

i'd rather be pretentious than a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147141)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:53 AM
Author: grizzly excitant private investor

kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager paychecks on an actual copy of the cd, while ipod kids pirate their songs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156559)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven

Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146905)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: hyperventilating mexican

it's called "drink". clearly you have never been poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146913)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven

I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it with my potted meat. We just called it "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146930)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:05 PM
Author: Ruby associate theater stage

awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153742)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: Cobalt Market Scourge Upon The Earth

165. solid xoxo post. keep it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512126)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:08 PM
Author: Medicated slap-happy theatre

LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153768)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty

juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146918)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: hyperventilating mexican

TITMFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146924)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty

YASMFRATS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147011)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: self-centered wild new version tattoo

Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle.

In real life they call it juice.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147289)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty

My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which I'm quite familiar with. Poor black people? Less so.

Also, it's a fucking joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147298)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: self-centered wild new version tattoo

Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im more experienced blacks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible cream boistinker hall

drink grape soda

salt their watermelons

say "bling bling"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146919)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: hyperventilating mexican

More expensive sneakers than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146927)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Passionate Balding Resort

This is amazingly accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147541)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:58 AM
Author: claret bipolar institution

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157336)





Date: August 14th, 2006 11:57 AM
Author: hyperventilating mexican

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436025)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible cream boistinker hall

be black

have southern accent

eat oppossum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146947)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty

a fucking possum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146993)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:32 PM
Author: Salmon pontificating indirect expression

southern accent is not by any means something that only poors have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509619)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

shirts w/ dragons on them

baggy jean shorts

penchant for saying "i seen"

jnco jeans



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146981)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Slippery blue voyeur tank

Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (instead of I said). I hear this crap all the time from local poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147041)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:34 AM
Author: Apoplectic Motley Corn Cake

"We was."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149442)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:54 AM
Author: grizzly excitant private investor

you is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156564)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored massive toilet seat

jnco jeans - LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty

"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of their truck.

Irrational love of the Earnhardt family.

Buy "Miracle-Whip"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147006)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:03 PM
Author: Vivacious Circlehead

Miracle Whip is teh good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153736)





Date: July 8th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: wonderful submissive state feces

I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164450)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman

Buy lottery tickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147027)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty

Bald head with copious facial hair.

Wearing a John Deere hat, sans irony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147038)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Carmine Point Preventive Strike

first statement, on-point; second, not so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147677)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman

Chew tobacco

Eat pork rinds

Go without health insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147062)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

beef jerky

hair scrunchies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147076)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: Supple nudist native bbw

beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511076)





Date: April 6th, 2007 4:16 PM
Author: Glittery geriatric bawdyhouse

Discredited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885713)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Heady house

long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147078)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven

Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and cliffs and flags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147098)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Heady house

good call.

old navy flag t-shirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147107)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: Bateful infuriating pozpig

Shirts with Disney characters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511346)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: burgundy reading party

SPINNING RIMS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147084)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven

They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept in place with old trash can bungee cords.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147087)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: hairraiser dilemma

Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147093)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: lascivious dark blood rage

Own a car that costs more than the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147103)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: Sienna stirring step-uncle's house

only the rims cost more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147712)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman

Conduct yard sale or gargage sale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147114)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven

In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tattered, soil-stained baby clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147134)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: lascivious dark blood rage

and used tampons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147142)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman

Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toaster ovens and chairs with three legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147186)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven

I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147218)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

old navy

talks about her "personal trainer" from curves

hair that's obviously dyed

disney clothing

tweety bird shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147120)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Territorial lodge old irish cottage

your posts in this thread have been spot-on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147565)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:03 PM
Author: cyan library

I agree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147585)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: grizzly excitant private investor

because he is poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156569)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set
Subject: i live in indiana

upper middle class peolple and poors live side by side here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171769)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: brindle chest-beating crackhouse

Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts with black spandex tights and white socks; another common accessory is screaming over-nourished children.

I see these at Wal-marts nationwide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513005)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Sinister Gunner Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147129)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Slippery blue voyeur tank
Subject: Definitely

Also: "Friends don't let friends drive Chevys"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147181)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: lascivious dark blood rage

I fucking hate those stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147190)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: lascivious dark blood rage

She looks washed out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147130)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Khaki address

This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortunate, but I acknowledge your right to speak as you please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147147)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they conduct themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171774)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: hyperventilating mexican

Have student loans

Think BIGLAW is a great salary

Have credit card debt

Rent places



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147149)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:21 PM
Author: boyish pearly hospital

i'm a total poor in this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887307)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

named wayde

icp apparel

prepaid cell phones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147153)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: lascivious dark blood rage

lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147168)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman

Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use your phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147198)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:44 AM
Author: Splenetic fragrant rigor

I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more expensive cell phones than I do, along with two-year contracts that they'll have to charge to the 24.99% APR credit card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183847)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Slippery blue voyeur tank

"Buy American" stickers

Foil on TV antenna

Dine at Waffle House

Enlist in U.S. Army

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147164)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:42 PM
Author: misunderstood stag film factory reset button

Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509686)





Date: January 27th, 2008 2:48 PM
Author: exciting twinkling black woman stage

titcream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229659)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven

Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in the trailer's roof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147208)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable)

window mounted air conditioners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147209)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: lascivious dark blood rage

They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't identify Iraq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147220)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

shop at jc penny and sears

go to olive garden for special occasions

have facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147221)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty

I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kids can find NY on a map, but not much else, and that includes North.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147261)





Date: July 10th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: Aromatic fantasy-prone sandwich

Where in NY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6177298)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:34 PM
Author: Salmon pontificating indirect expression

western NY has some filthy human garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509636)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo

Be fat.

Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appliqued on them.

Chew gum.

Have at least two televisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147222)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: lascivious dark blood rage

It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147230)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven

Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than spandex or giant sundresses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147238)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty

Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147251)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147278)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman

Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147243)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven

I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147256)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman

I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147266)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty

WHHHHHHHHAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147397)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman

Mark of a prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147452)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: lascivious dark blood rage

It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, which causes abnormal bowel movements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147260)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman

Put BYOB on wedding invitation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147258)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: lascivious dark blood rage

and below that, "No shirt, no cake"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147270)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo

On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitation.

Have a cash bar at a wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147290)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: lascivious dark blood rage

The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147300)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

walk around without a shirt, a la cops

guys are either obeses or skinny, pale little runts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147284)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:36 PM
Author: Salmon pontificating indirect expression

i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it's trashy as hell and not cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509644)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven

At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's or earlier that they tried to "restore," but failed, and thus, the rotting shell of an Econoline or whatever is still up on blocks in the yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147293)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: green dashing jew

LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting there were doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147342)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven

If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he has cars up on blocks, he'll give some nonspecific answer along the lines of "I'm workin' on it, I'll fix 'er one day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147374)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: house-broken outnumbered legend

a number of these apply to me :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147313)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven

I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a bucket when I go swimming, so that I can cook them up later. Old habits die hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147326)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: green dashing jew

What's the temperature of that water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147367)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven

Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawdads/crayfish are delicious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147384)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: green dashing jew

Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147400)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven

I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who wanted to divest his property quickly, and who apparently hated his son. I think he sold it to me for cheap just to spite his kid. It was a strange dynamic going on there, but I'm glad I stumbled into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147421)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Mewling Hyperactive Mad-dog Skullcap Potus

Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old after a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147545)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven

Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147562)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: house-broken outnumbered legend

see, you're a little more country than me, petro.

i'm a little country but more ghetto, though i spent more time in the country (moved from city --> country when a kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147468)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman

Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147511)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven

Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Those shrimpy little lobsters are tasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147542)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo

Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "God's Will."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147316)





Date: April 7th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: Spectacular Pale Property Boiling Water

this didn't work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7888221)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:57 PM
Author: Underhanded fat ankles

he's right about the bibles though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976807)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman

Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147340)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven

Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-out cassette tape of "Appetite for Destruction" somewhere around the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147347)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Mewling Hyperactive Mad-dog Skullcap Potus

kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147348)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:25 PM
Author: boyish pearly hospital

umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman

Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147350)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: green dashing jew

pet dog period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147360)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo

or been neutered or spayed.

And male poors say "I cain't do that to another man" in reference to neutering his dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147366)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: lascivious dark blood rage

So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts of town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147376)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo

Exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147385)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

"let it be" beetles t-shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147357)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: Sinister Gunner Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147379)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: lascivious dark blood rage

Or a class ring from James Madison University

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147396)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Sinister Gunner Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147465)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: lascivious dark blood rage

see below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147473)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: green dashing jew

It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of these. Even the blacks around where I live are somewhat well behaved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147390)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven

I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147532)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: green dashing jew

If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, I'm in for a real treat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147551)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: Underhanded fat ankles

that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari bus with an announcer blatantly making fun of the white trash as they pass while all the tourists snap pictures and look through binoculars. i would totally pay to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976817)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:10 PM
Author: Navy Cerebral Base

"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hilljack emerging from his double-wide dwelling, having already engaged in hunting and gathering behavior for the day, evinced by the mini-bag of Cool Ranch doritos in his hand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976877)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: Erotic Codepig Multi-billionaire

This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977481)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:39 PM
Author: opaque electric immigrant orchestra pit

shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153601)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Appetizing sooty genital piercing

thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154936)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: soul-stirring beta locale macaca

although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it is pathetic how sheltered :D is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157904)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored massive toilet seat

That took you a minute to realize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171336)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman

Inability to tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147394)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:45 PM
Author: sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo

Wears a polyester clip on instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147410)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:57 AM
Author: grizzly excitant private investor

most college kids can't tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156582)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:58 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156589)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: violet thriller hissy fit gay wizard

WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did your parents tie your tie for dances and stuff in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157397)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: Splenetic fragrant rigor

That's because of travesties such as student loans, state universities, need-based financial aid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183891)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:08 AM
Author: Gay beady-eyed idea he suggested dopamine

i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to tie one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157387)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman

Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147419)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven

The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the kids jump on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147434)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: green dashing jew

home equity loans

(lack of) flood insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147449)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: lascivious dark blood rage

Attend a state school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147459)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman

Burn your own garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147484)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: cyan library

Awesome. We used to do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147540)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman

League bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147497)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:02 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147576)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: lascivious dark blood rage

Name their kids after a major deity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147498)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: racy death wish range

have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus

think living in Florida is "making it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147509)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:27 PM
Author: boyish pearly hospital

*think living in Florida is "making it"*

I'm a total poor!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887330)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman

Eat government cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147520)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Metal cracking pit

Government cheese!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147536)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen heaven

Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147525)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: green dashing jew

I saw that at TAMU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147566)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

net zero and similar isp's



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147533)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: lascivious dark blood rage

Think we are at war with France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147534)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: exhilarant stage

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157377)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: fighting razzle site

Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have lived in the midwest their entire lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147553)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

omg yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147558)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: Laughsome sick french chef kitchen

nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977957)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: Navy Cerebral Base

I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977965)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

tend to be angered easily

wic

paid disability

formula feed their kids

kool aid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147556)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo

Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wish she'd bottled fed the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: coiffed piazza famous landscape painting

formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone who does it without having to for medical reasons is a bad mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: Territorial lodge old irish cottage

i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appeared to be kool-aid in a bottle and off-brand "cheese puffs." i was properly horrified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147611)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo

Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147624)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: Territorial lodge old irish cottage

it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147655)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman

Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147821)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:31 AM
Author: Territorial lodge old irish cottage

a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is.

b) you do not bring a dehydrated child onto the subway and feed them "cheese puffs."

kill self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157781)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:51 AM
Author: Apoplectic Motley Corn Cake

Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade.

http://www.endonurse.com/hotnews/5ah261635288077.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164101)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: diverse love of her life

"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade Sports Science Institute."

hmmmmmmmmm........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171792)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: lascivious dark blood rage

Say things like:

"I'll tell you what"

"Fixin"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147568)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: lascivious dark blood rage

The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was to one of the following:

Disney World

Las Vegas

Some TTT cruise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147599)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: fighting razzle site

Get laid off

Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too)

Blame everything negative on "niggers"

Think cargo pants are dressing up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147600)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147609)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: green dashing jew

Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one Vegas reality show, this black dad took a family trip to Vegas to win enough money for a real vacation. He played craps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147623)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:08 PM
Author: sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo

Silver Dollar City vacations.

EDIT: This keeps posting to the wrong spot. I don't know why.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147633)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: Titillating alcoholic haunted graveyard tanning salon

I LOLed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158093)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:52 AM
Author: Splenetic fragrant rigor

There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there's poor hunting (gun rack on pickup truck).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183939)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:29 PM
Author: boyish pearly hospital

hooray on the third one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887343)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde and always looks wet and walks around with a 3/4" thick nokia cell phone from 1996 and uses it not only to talk, but to gesture and smokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147606)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: Passionate Balding Resort

Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147617)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: lascivious dark blood rage

No savings and no rational plan to start saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147625)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks

uses money orders frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147642)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: Passionate Balding Resort

"Payday Loans"

Get your next paycheck NOW!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147645)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: sadistic rebellious school cafeteria water buffalo

Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147647)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:11 PM
Author: green dashing jew

Shut the fuck up, poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147658)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: Splenetic fragrant rigor

And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183959)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

shiny hair gel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147672)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:13 PM
Author: green dashing jew

Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for:

TEXT SEXY1 to 44338 and get hot text messages sent right to your phone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147688)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Carmine Point Preventive Strike

husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "the guard"

first date at Denny's; makeout session afterward; guy chivalrously shares cig with woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147702)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:17 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

lol at "the guard"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147731)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers and american eagle make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147721)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: Passionate Balding Resort

Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corroded, and would probably fail at protecting the occupants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147788)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:25 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

no trespassing signs... as if.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147818)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:56 AM
Author: Splenetic fragrant rigor

Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those bars are my aunt and uncle when they had an apartment on Beacon Hill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183990)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

uses computers at public library

owns a chevy astro van



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147802)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom

thinks we should just blow iraq up

thinks kerry would have legalized gay marriage if he won



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147825)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: Passionate Balding Resort

Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to black people for fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147834)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:28 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

tats:

azn symbols

something like a flower on the back of a pale, skinny shoulder revealed by a halter top

ankle tats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147852)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:38 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

watches america's funniest videos

watches pro wrestling and has a favorite pro wrestler

thinks getting dressed up is putting on a cheap polo, khakis, and sketcher boots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

watches mad tv and blue collar comdey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147971)





Date: July 6th, 2006 3:52 AM
Author: flushed degenerate legal warrant

- Sheets instead of doors inside the house

- 5 HBO channels, Showtime, and Cinemax but no air conditioning

- Cheetos always available

- Warped trampoline from excessive sun exposure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149368)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:42 AM
Author: Apoplectic Motley Corn Cake

How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149457)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:51 AM
Author: flushed degenerate legal warrant

http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php

"Trampoline repair becomes necessary after perimeter stitching deteriorates in the sun's UV-rays. Depending on your location and your trampoline's sun exposure, stitching typically lasts 3 to 8 years before failure."

Never doubt me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156554)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Apoplectic Motley Corn Cake

What does that have to do with warping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156572)





Date: July 7th, 2006 3:00 AM
Author: flushed degenerate legal warrant

Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that would throw you in weird directions, because it was warped, presumably from uneven deterioration of stitching...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:00 AM
Author: Hairless Gaping Area

These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someone to mention hunting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149381)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:01 AM
Author: Tan bearded brethren affirmative action

hybrids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149384)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: violet thriller hissy fit gay wizard

Smoke cigarettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153698)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: 180 Godawful Party Of The First Part Ceo

Whatyoudreamof!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154939)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

wear us polo assn

shop at outlet malls



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156567)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:47 AM
Author: dead fortuitous meteor trust fund

A good start, but all y'all missed:

1. 3L sodas

2. Miller High Life cans

3. Jello shots at memorial day picnic

4. 7 foot wide sat dish

5. "who needs boobs with an ass like mine?" t-shirt

6. purchasing any amount of meat in excess of 1 pound

7. troll doll stuck to dashboard

8. beanie baby collection in closet "increasing in value"

9. Holiday glasses/mugs from fast food restaurant

10. Footstools in living room

11. Reference to "mud room" or "rec room"

12. Unfinished basement

13. Set of "snow tires" in garage

14. piles of camel cash sitting around kitchen

15. Water on cereal instead of milk

16. Above ground swimming pool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157156)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:52 AM
Author: Hairless Gaping Area

Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157161)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:56 AM
Author: dead fortuitous meteor trust fund

I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto than poor, to be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157174)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:31 AM
Author: Ruby associate theater stage

This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 high life bottles at a bar with a patio and live music is one of the joys of life, and even the participation of a poor or two cannot ruin it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157250)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: cyan library

Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must be losing touch with my roots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157903)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: vigorous hideous school windowlicker

All of these are credited except #7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158052)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

what's a 3l soda?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171702)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored massive toilet seat

3 liter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171730)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

i've never seen such a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171742)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored massive toilet seat

Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171757)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:03 AM
Author: Splenetic fragrant rigor

Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was from my mom, who had one in her 30-room house in Westchester when she was growing up.

Also, an unfinished basement is sometimes okay; until my family finished ours, it had a dirt floor (for its first 250 years of existence).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184046)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:58 AM
Author: Floppy Flickering Lay

6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other family) and had it butchered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511387)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: Wine filthy office goal in life

did they watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976849)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:00 PM
Author: Odious jewess location

16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally associated with wealth but doing it cheaply.

also, cars that were once expensive but are now 15 years old and have no value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885262)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:34 AM
Author: misanthropic principal's office goyim

Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni.

Try to use their degree in "Business Administration" from there to apply to HBS.

Nickname things that shouldn't be nicknamed (Coffee = Joe, Coors = Colorado Kool Aid, Gasoline = Go Juice)

Celebrate their farts. "Damn! Good One!!!!"

Still wear mullets.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157260)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:47 AM
Author: violet thriller hissy fit gay wizard

Wow. You sound completely out of touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157291)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:51 AM
Author: Talented chrome toaster persian

Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of their assets in worth?

Also, say "INsurance" instead of "inSURance."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157307)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:52 AM
Author: exhilarant stage

So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157311)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:56 AM
Author: violet thriller hissy fit gay wizard

Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157327)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:57 AM
Author: exhilarant stage

it applies to allll of my family, both sides

my immediate family as well... i've always been considered the nigger sheep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157333)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: Talented chrome toaster persian

Is that b/c you're black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157342)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: exhilarant stage

if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157345)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: violet thriller hissy fit gay wizard

with your booklearnin...

Could you have made your Dad a lot prouder by making the All-State football team in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157351)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:02 AM
Author: exhilarant stage

my dad was not part of my childhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157360)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: violet thriller hissy fit gay wizard

*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157365)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: exhilarant stage

daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157374)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Talented chrome toaster persian

LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a stern look on his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157380)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: Talented chrome toaster persian

REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157368)





Date: March 6th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: soggy galvanic patrolman

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714687)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: Aromatic fantasy-prone sandwich

Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171836)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: claret bipolar institution

Family that has been killed in a war

bellies that hang over their belt

cheeto fingers

edit: i would continue this to say a minibag of chips or a soda in their hands at all times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157353)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: Talented chrome toaster persian

Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157372)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Ruby associate theater stage

I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157378)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: Talented chrome toaster persian

Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157389)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:07 AM
Author: fighting razzle site

Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth

Distrust the government for the wrong reasons

Work at a "plant" or a "shop"

Fat chicks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157384)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: Talented chrome toaster persian

"Fat chicks."

It never ceases to amaze me how accurate this is. They should sell their blubber to the Eskimos or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157393)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:13 AM
Author: exhilarant stage

"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons"

very accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157402)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: claret bipolar institution

Morals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157390)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:16 AM
Author: Talented chrome toaster persian

*chortle*

You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, dood. Poors are violent and negligent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157420)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:34 AM
Author: orchid corner

I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people have social rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157794)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: boyish pearly hospital

and what social rules are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887367)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:36 AM
Author: Territorial lodge old irish cottage

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157806)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: exhilarant stage

'vote republican' bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157405)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:22 AM
Author: orchid corner

So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and from a city or a suburb?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157726)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:32 AM
Author: mustard station

A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance.

"Yiz"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157785)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: Provocative Azure Spot Candlestick Maker

Lots of unprotected sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164105)





Date: July 8th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman

Read National Enquirer and other tabloids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164181)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: Apoplectic Motley Corn Cake

Why do you suppose that is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171185)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cruel-hearted public bath skinny woman

Stupidity plus bad taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172327)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: Titillating alcoholic haunted graveyard tanning salon

Kankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171193)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:46 PM
Author: Territorial lodge old irish cottage

kankles r so waspy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171274)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:52 PM
Author: Titillating alcoholic haunted graveyard tanning salon

I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about that woman said wasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171300)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: Territorial lodge old irish cottage

whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman with short, greying hair, a long skirt or khakis and loafers for folks with wide feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171304)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: bistre harsh ratface

But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team with their coworkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171255)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: Crystalline Irradiated Pervert Menage

shit in bags

piss off the porch

piss in bottles if it's late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171276)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: Mint elite rehab

An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171314)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171827)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored massive toilet seat

Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)'

Breathes through their mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171374)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:29 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's

2. 80's hair

3. thinks pontiac g6s are "awesome"

4. camaros

5. four-wheelers

6. dirt bikes

7. brown lip liner rings

8. at least one dead tooth

9. the only ones in suits at weddings are the groom and best men

11. pajama pants

12. work boots

13. carpenter jeans

14. fossil is the holy grail of watches

15. short sleaved button shirts

16. if he even has a dress shirt, the collar has a button 17. in each corner

18. can be seen walking around with a generic bottle of water, thinking they're the shit for drinking bottled water

19. think dkny jeans is actual dkny

20. bleach stained clothing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171925)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:55 AM
Author: Charcoal plaza

wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183983)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:38 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171966)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

have night jobs as "minute men"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172289)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: Onyx zippy meetinghouse

Bush/Cheney bumper stickers

Support/Pray for Our Troops magnets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172303)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:21 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172705)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:44 PM
Author: Slippery blue voyeur tank

Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172887)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

a missing limb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173090)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:18 PM
Author: Curious Mother

drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand cigarettes, drive irocs or old camrys, watch nascar, have a broken piece of exercise equipment in their living room, go to county fairs, live in a trailer, eat tv dinners, have tattoos with signifcant others name (that they are no longer with), kids out of wedlock... need i go on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173123)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

smoke or have tattoos period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173178)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

cell phone cases



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173181)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:53 AM
Author: Vivacious Circlehead

jobs as strip mall security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183945)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: Swashbuckling center pisswyrm

use Vaseline as lube.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184062)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

"work trucks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187079)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty

CAR EDITION!

a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid.

A mustang from the 1980s

A "pimped" Dodge Aries

A door of a different color than the rest of the car.

A Git-R-Done bumper sticker.

IROC...need I say more?

Jesus/abortion bumper stickers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187102)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:43 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

sell plasma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187113)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:24 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

eat at buffets

diabetes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199730)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:26 AM
Author: Haunting Comical Trailer Park

"Worst Type of American Whites" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199742)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:39 AM
Author: flushed degenerate legal warrant

Take fiber supplements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199792)





Date: July 14th, 2006 3:57 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

listen to 3 doors down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209092)





Date: July 14th, 2006 10:45 AM
Author: vibrant dingle berry

Wear hats with flames on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209872)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pasteurized cheese spread."

i also so a coon hunting liscense on a truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353776)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:48 PM
Author: histrionic nowag nursing home

"Big Dogs" sportswear

Wraparound shades

Dial-up internet access on 28.8K modem

Motivational posters at workplace - "Teamwork", "Excellence", etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353880)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:06 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354036)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: Bull Headed Citrine Box Office Kitty

Ahh, Successories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354064)





Date: August 9th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

roll their own cigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6404774)





Date: August 9th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6405171)





Date: August 10th, 2006 8:27 AM
Author: Insanely creepy brunch antidepressant drug

Low tuition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6412804)





Date: August 14th, 2006 12:10 PM
Author: Silver high-end wagecucks turdskin

Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but don't pay child support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436107)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:25 PM
Author: slate sanctuary

ask what makes a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509578)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:43 PM
Author: misunderstood stag film factory reset button

Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509697)





Date: August 27th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: Arrogant headpube sound barrier

Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair from a place that advertises on the subway.

Still wear neon clothing

Go to Red Lobster whenever there is a big family celebration

Have a half-erased tattoo on their body (saving money to get the rest done)

waist-length hair

Have their own name, or a boyfriend or girlfriend's tattooed on their arm

Shop at Costco

Drink beer with every meal

Think "Reader's Digest" is sophisticated reading material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510681)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510931)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: adulterous jade den

most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class suburbanites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510967)





Date: August 27th, 2006 6:11 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

american cars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511197)





Date: September 20th, 2006 1:21 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

oversized, dingy parkas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6646503)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:34 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

watch daytime television

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030604)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: Trip cruise ship roommate

live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if able-bodied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030621)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: bistre harsh ratface

Let Maury Povich determine paternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030633)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:46 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030730)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:39 PM
Author: Trip cruise ship roommate

spend more on their rims than on their homes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030666)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:40 PM
Author: arousing chapel

damn it. I have *all* of these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030670)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:06 AM
Author: big deer antler

frog giggin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030946)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: big deer antler

glamour shots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030953)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:09 AM
Author: Trip cruise ship roommate

Glamous shots? novel! What are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030974)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: Magical Theater Crotch

The HIV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030958)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:38 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

pocket knifes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511069)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:43 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

a dead tooth and a factory job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511074)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

a revoked license

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511094)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:14 AM
Author: Laughsome sick french chef kitchen

Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 years later).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511098)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:22 AM
Author: marvelous puppy fanboi

...more sex than the losers here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511102)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:57 AM
Author: Frisky aphrodisiac casino

Go to church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511114)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:06 PM
Author: tripping gas station sex offender

Poors always pour the milk in first.

Breeding tells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512091)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:37 PM
Author: boyish pearly hospital

*Poors always pour the milk in first.*

wow, good call on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887389)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: Cobalt Market Scourge Upon The Earth

building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been doing so and talking about it for 3-4 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512143)





Date: January 30th, 2007 2:48 PM
Author: Stimulating unholy lettuce friendly grandma

buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in the house reads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512741)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:15 PM
Author: Stimulating unholy lettuce friendly grandma

light fireworks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512857)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:23 PM
Author: charismatic kitty cat

past the age of 13 I agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513305)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:05 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

get arrested by the po-lice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582631)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:08 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

uncontrolled acne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582633)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:09 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

scraggly facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582634)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

don't think 'saw' is a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582640)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

black guys white girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582641)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

support our troops and fetuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714416)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: Navy Cerebral Base

foreskin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714445)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

titcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714524)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQwfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885160)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: judgmental whorehouse mood

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074GevcCU

Um.

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2378757960054106074ZQxKPt

Is that dude getting married in a short sleeve flannel shirt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885172)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:49 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

at his wedding, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885195)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:26 PM
Author:  amethyst doctorate

His cousin is pretty hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885397)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: scarlet masturbator really tough guy

buy hummer H3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885176)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

i vote pro-life bumper stickers

bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885419)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: Sinister Gunner Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885465)





Date: April 6th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Twisted cordovan hominid

own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard decorations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7886332)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: adulterous jade den

bluetooth earpieces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887384)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:40 PM
Author: boyish pearly hospital

drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put their ashes in the empty beer can.

play "spades"

think reading Jane Austen or Virginia Woolf is cool if you're a white male

work at Friday's, Applebee's, Red Lobster, etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887404)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Navy Cerebral Base

Have weddings on days other than Saturday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976727)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

make threads about ny being too expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976852)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: Navy Cerebral Base

Or call things "expensive" period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976867)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: grizzly excitant private investor

no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976925)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:23 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me about the difference between sushi and sashimi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976941)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: grizzly excitant private investor

people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only confuse you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976950)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbian vests make you so worldly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976972)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:32 PM
Author: grizzly excitant private investor

they don't, but at least i've been out of my state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976999)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every western european capital there is.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977018)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: grizzly excitant private investor
Subject: and central and eastern

sorry kid, h&m is passe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977038)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977050)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: grizzly excitant private investor

wrong chain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977144)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: Wine filthy office goal in life

*wipes tears of laughter away*

*emails thread link to everyone i know*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976907)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Obsidian hateful gaming laptop electric furnace

Too lazy to read the other posts, but...

Do: Beat each other up, get payday loans, buy shitty beer.

Have: Scabies, horse-track stubs, and babies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977010)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Wine filthy office goal in life

DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977052)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies. probably because they're irrational due to their smaller brains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977099)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:45 PM
Author:  Sweet Tailpipe Messiness

one or more xoxo monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977065)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: Wine filthy office goal in life

Walmart

McDonalds

unkempt children, usually 4+ of them, all under the age of 6, with a bun in the oven

wears the faded black spandex pants that stop mid calf + white ankle socks + cheap running shoes (ironic, cuz they never run anywhere) uniform

cheeto mouth

smokes half a cigaret, then puts out/saves it for later

crooked adult teeth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977094)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt a gas station attendant's work break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977121)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Lime Double Fault

1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches

2. Drives a Lexus

3. Can't wait to get their "huge" biglaw salary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977141)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977169)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. now he can't keep a job because he always gets in fights with people because he has something to prove. he also wears jorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977189)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:39 PM
Author: Navy Cerebral Base

*Clothing Edition*

Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric belts, shirts by Akademiks, RocaWear, Sean John or just general no-brand stuff with pictures of money, currency signs, guns or cars on the front. Bandannas. Mesh hats sans irony. Multiple sets of hunting fatigues. Acid-wash jeans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977762)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:48 PM
Author:  Demanding Therapy Weed Whacker

They order steak well-done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977822)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:49 PM
Author: arousing chapel

premade mixed salad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977829)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:52 PM
Author: Navy Cerebral Base

With dressing in packets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977844)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: arousing chapel

especilly ranch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977851)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:54 PM
Author: Navy Cerebral Base

misspell "especially."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977857)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: arousing chapel

pretend typos are spelling errors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977895)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Navy Cerebral Base

touche :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977902)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:04 PM
Author: arousing chapel

:)

Do you ever say "touché" irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977921)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:05 PM
Author: Navy Cerebral Base

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977929)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: boyish pearly hospital

tool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977968)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: arousing chapel

dude.

*shakes head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977973)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: boyish pearly hospital

wanna date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977987)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: arousing chapel

are you a rasquach h8er?

I can't keep track of them anymore. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978007)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: boyish pearly hospital

nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never would have thought of that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978035)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: arousing chapel

sorry :(

if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometimes, with chicken strips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978120)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:57 PM
Author:  sepia parlor

Quarterstaves

Leather Armor

Clubs

Long Swords

Stacks of Arrows

Stacks of Crossbolts

Scrolls of Magic Missile

Scrolls of Identify

Minor Healing Potions

Notes Found on a Dead Body - Return to Nearest Innkeeper to Claim Small Reward

Small Gems

Wolf Pelts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977883)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Navy Cerebral Base

180^hizzla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977904)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author:  lilac hell

Dress up for the Olive Garden

Color coordinate their shoes/shirt/hat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977977)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: Navy Cerebral Base

Go to food franchises in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977983)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:16 PM
Author:  lilac hell

Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its close and I just want a cheap meal that I'm too lazy to make. Thinking its an event = poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977992)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: Laughsome sick french chef kitchen

bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist.

bad feet

wear flannel even when it is hot out.

wear a robe around the house.

save ketchup packets, salt & pepper, and plastic utensils from fast food places.

Use a clothes hanger as a as a tv antenna

Hangs clothes on the clothes line.

drinks tang, generic sodas (grape, strawberry, apple).

Watches televion stations in a language they don't know.

Thinks 10$/hr is alot to get paid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978172)





Date: September 28th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: burgundy reading party

TVs in cars

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/09/gpstv.jpg

Car balls

http://www.boudist.com/images/car-balls.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702465)





Date: September 28th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: Poppy Keepsake Machete

Zune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702480)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:21 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001764)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: wonderful submissive state feces

awesome thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001858)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:29 PM
Author: turquoise big-titted locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001801)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: pungent dragon

Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001854)





Date: January 7th, 2008 5:24 AM
Author: Startled Athletic Conference

1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills

2. say things like "i only have 50 minutes left on my cell phone plan"

3. live within 2 blocks of a liquor store, with a check-cashing service

4. roll up their own cigarettes.

5. ask their friends "can i hit that" on the above mentioned cigarettes.

6. ask "how much gas you got in your car?"

7. drink beer in the park

8. drink beer in coin-operated laundry mats

9. updates their myspace more than once a month



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125098)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:21 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

9. has a myspace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152404)





Date: January 7th, 2008 9:47 AM
Author: garnet kink-friendly queen of the night shrine

use poors as a noun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125298)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:22 PM
Author: turquoise big-titted locus

1. Degree from Indiana

2. False hopes it will get them a job paying over 40k/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152408)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:36 AM
Author: wonderful submissive state feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228844)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:40 AM
Author: smoky home

Always ask this question about new restaurants:

"Did you get enough?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228853)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:10 PM
Author: Abusive learning disabled abode useless brakes

Things they do:

Watch their little girl die in the car on the way to the doctor from a simple strep infection because they can't afford insurance and can't afford to pay the doctor so they put off going hoping the illnes will clear up on its own.

This thread is disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229344)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:12 PM
Author: ocher karate

lolz

dead poors are funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229354)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:14 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy narrow-minded set

don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481949)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:15 PM
Author: Jet Indian Lodge

Live in ManhaTTTan

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481952)