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ITT thread we list things poors do/have
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Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive support the troops bumper stickers cell phone belt clips ill fitting nascar shirts
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Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM Author: Motley green mother nowag stfu n00b! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146893) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM Author: fiercely-loyal goyim indirect expression Friends IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146894) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM Author: Supple chocolate orchestra pit Secondhand Carhartt clothing. Trashbag over the missing window of their car. "Big Johnson" or "No Fear" t-shirts. |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM Author: electric obsidian lay wrinkle Spiderweb tats on the elbow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146940) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM Author: Supple chocolate orchestra pit Good call. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147026) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM Author: electric obsidian lay wrinkle The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too popular with fanboi yuppies. Spiderweb tats are still a step beyond. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147072) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM Author: Onyx House 180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147839) |
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Date: August 1st, 2006 2:47 PM Author: Elite Glittery Famous Landscape Painting Theatre In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they had one of those "claw" vending machines where you try to grab your goodies with the beg metal hand. My friend spent like 10 bucks trying to grab a cheap, knock-off hat in it that had "Not Scared" instead of "No Fear" printed on it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353874) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 5:15 AM Author: pearly rambunctious school main people "Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the reference. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511099) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM Author: Buck-toothed indigo trust fund station Confederate flag
Jesus fish
Fox News coffee mug
Rusted dryer on lawn
J.D. from Thomas M. Cooley Law School |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM Author: Medicated affirmative action karate You confuse rednecks for poors.
A lot of those NASCAR fans with cell phone belt clips make more running a masonry business than most of us will ever make as a lawyer. |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 8:48 AM Author: exhilarant base boiling water Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157158) |
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Date: July 14th, 2006 8:15 AM Author: Big Spruce Milk Pocket Flask No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita incomes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209349) |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 9:38 PM Author: Vibrant Spot WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887393) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM Author: high-end stage marketing idea The vast majority of you are poors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977128) |
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Date: December 9th, 2007 3:37 PM Author: trip bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001829) |
Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive diskmen instead of ipods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146903) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM Author: Bateful Travel Guidebook IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pretentious trash. Discmen are just as bad, but don't have the negative associations. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147122) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive i'd rather be pretentious than a poor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147141) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 2:53 AM Author: curious laser beams kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager paychecks on an actual copy of the cd, while ipod kids pirate their songs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156559) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM Author: electric obsidian lay wrinkle Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146905) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM Author: fiercely-loyal goyim indirect expression it's called "drink". clearly you have never been poor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146913) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM Author: electric obsidian lay wrinkle I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it with my potted meat. We just called it "juice." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146930) |
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Date: July 6th, 2006 7:05 PM Author: Flatulent Factory Reset Button awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153742) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 1:12 PM Author: Titillating insanely creepy field keepsake machete 165. solid xoxo post. keep it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512126) |
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Date: July 6th, 2006 7:08 PM Author: territorial dog poop step-uncle's house LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153768) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM Author: Supple chocolate orchestra pit juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146918) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM Author: fiercely-loyal goyim indirect expression TITMFCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146924) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:10 PM Author: Supple chocolate orchestra pit YASMFRATS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147011) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM Author: Ruby House-broken Mexican Cruise Ship Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle.
In real life they call it juice.
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM Author: Supple chocolate orchestra pit My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which I'm quite familiar with. Poor black people? Less so.
Also, it's a fucking joke. |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM Author: Ruby House-broken Mexican Cruise Ship Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im more experienced blacks.
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM Author: low-t unhinged location mental disorder drink grape soda salt their watermelons say "bling bling"
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM Author: fiercely-loyal goyim indirect expression More expensive sneakers than you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146927) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM Author: Pea-brained liquid oxygen locale This is amazingly accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147541) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 9:58 AM Author: hateful shivering reading party A+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157336) |
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Date: August 14th, 2006 11:57 AM Author: fiercely-loyal goyim indirect expression http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436025) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM Author: low-t unhinged location mental disorder be black have southern accent eat oppossum |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:08 PM Author: Supple chocolate orchestra pit a fucking possum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146993) |
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Date: August 27th, 2006 12:32 PM Author: amethyst state southern accent is not by any means something that only poors have. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509619) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:07 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive shirts w/ dragons on them baggy jean shorts penchant for saying "i seen" jnco jeans
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:12 PM Author: Buck-toothed indigo trust fund station Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (instead of I said). I hear this crap all the time from local poors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147041) |
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Date: July 6th, 2006 4:34 AM Author: Impertinent hissy fit puppy "We was." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149442) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 2:54 AM Author: curious laser beams you is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156564) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 3:58 PM Author: Floppy sickened foreskin jnco jeans - LOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171321) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:09 PM Author: Supple chocolate orchestra pit "Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of their truck.
Irrational love of the Earnhardt family.
Buy "Miracle-Whip" |
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Date: July 6th, 2006 7:03 PM Author: Passionate Dragon Locus Miracle Whip is teh good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153736) |
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Date: July 8th, 2006 3:14 AM Author: chest-beating mad cow disease double fault I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164450) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM Author: buff hell Buy lottery tickets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147027) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM Author: Supple chocolate orchestra pit Bald head with copious facial hair.
Wearing a John Deere hat, sans irony. |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM Author: Arrogant Dilemma Halford first statement, on-point; second, not so much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147677) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:13 PM Author: buff hell Chew tobacco
Eat pork rinds
Go without health insurance |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive beef jerky hair scrunchies
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Date: August 27th, 2006 5:45 PM Author: Primrose international law enforcement agency beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511076) |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 4:16 PM Author: cerebral sepia gas station Discredited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885713) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM Author: Lilac Haunting Pistol Old Irish Cottage long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147078) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM Author: electric obsidian lay wrinkle Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and cliffs and flags. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147098) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM Author: Lilac Haunting Pistol Old Irish Cottage good call.
old navy flag t-shirt. |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 9:42 AM Author: Abusive free-loading church wagecucks Shirts with Disney characters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511346) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM Author: Cracking potus tattoo SPINNING RIMS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147084) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM Author: electric obsidian lay wrinkle They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept in place with old trash can bungee cords. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147087) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM Author: Bateful Travel Guidebook Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147093) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM Author: cream hall Own a car that costs more than the house. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147103) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM Author: Underhanded tripping kitchen feces only the rims cost more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147712) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM Author: buff hell Conduct yard sale or gargage sale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147114) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM Author: electric obsidian lay wrinkle In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tattered, soil-stained baby clothes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147134) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM Author: cream hall and used tampons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147142) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM Author: buff hell Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toaster ovens and chairs with three legs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147186) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:26 PM Author: electric obsidian lay wrinkle I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147218) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive old navy talks about her "personal trainer" from curves hair that's obviously dyed disney clothing tweety bird shirts |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM Author: Anal cobalt background story gunner your posts in this thread have been spot-on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147565) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:03 PM Author: Awkward lodge headpube I agree with this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147585) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM Author: curious laser beams because he is poor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156569) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 5:04 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive Subject: i live in indiana upper middle class peolple and poors live side by side here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171769) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 3:40 PM Author: Beady-eyed mischievous den Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts with black spandex tights and white socks; another common accessory is screaming over-nourished children.
I see these at Wal-marts nationwide. |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM Author: Greedy rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147129) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM Author: Buck-toothed indigo trust fund station Subject: Definitely Also: "Friends don't let friends drive Chevys" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147181) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:24 PM Author: cream hall I fucking hate those stickers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147190) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM Author: cream hall She looks washed out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147130) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM Author: frozen chapel This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortunate, but I acknowledge your right to speak as you please. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147147) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 5:06 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they conduct themselves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171774) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM Author: fiercely-loyal goyim indirect expression Have student loans
Think BIGLAW is a great salary
Have credit card debt
Rent places
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Date: April 6th, 2007 9:21 PM Author: Stirring orchid friendly grandma shrine i'm a total poor in this case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887307) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive named wayde icp apparel prepaid cell phones |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM Author: cream hall lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147168) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM Author: buff hell Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use your phone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147198) |
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Date: July 11th, 2006 12:44 AM Author: shimmering skinny woman I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more expensive cell phones than I do, along with two-year contracts that they'll have to charge to the 24.99% APR credit card. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183847) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM Author: Buck-toothed indigo trust fund station "Buy American" stickers
Foil on TV antenna
Dine at Waffle House
Enlist in U.S. Army |
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Date: August 27th, 2006 12:42 PM Author: Soul-stirring burgundy death wish Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509686) |
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Date: January 27th, 2008 2:48 PM Author: thriller church building titcream (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229659) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM Author: electric obsidian lay wrinkle Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in the trailer's roof. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147208) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable) window mounted air conditioners |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM Author: cream hall They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't identify Iraq. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147220) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive shop at jc penny and sears go to olive garden for special occasions have facial hair |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM Author: Supple chocolate orchestra pit I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kids can find NY on a map, but not much else, and that includes North. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147261) |
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Date: July 10th, 2006 11:53 AM Author: Out-of-control native dopamine Where in NY? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6177298) |
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Date: August 27th, 2006 12:34 PM Author: amethyst state western NY has some filthy human garbage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509636) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM Author: Puce Garrison Be fat.
Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appliqued on them.
Chew gum.
Have at least two televisions. |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:28 PM Author: cream hall It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low income (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147230) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM Author: electric obsidian lay wrinkle Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than spandex or giant sundresses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147238) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM Author: Supple chocolate orchestra pit Correct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147251) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM Author: Puce Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147278) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM Author: buff hell Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147243) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM Author: electric obsidian lay wrinkle I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147256) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM Author: buff hell I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly offensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147266) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM Author: Supple chocolate orchestra pit WHHHHHHHHAT? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147397) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:49 PM Author: buff hell Mark of a prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147452) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM Author: cream hall It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, which causes abnormal bowel movements. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147260) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM Author: buff hell Put BYOB on wedding invitation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147258) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM Author: cream hall and below that, "No shirt, no cake" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147270) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM Author: Puce Garrison On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitation.
Have a cash bar at a wedding. |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM Author: cream hall The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147300) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive walk around without a shirt, a la cops guys are either obeses or skinny, pale little runts
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Date: August 27th, 2006 12:36 PM Author: amethyst state i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it's trashy as hell and not cool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509644) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM Author: electric obsidian lay wrinkle At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's or earlier that they tried to "restore," but failed, and thus, the rotting shell of an Econoline or whatever is still up on blocks in the yard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147293) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM Author: crusty forum LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting there were doing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147342) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM Author: electric obsidian lay wrinkle If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he has cars up on blocks, he'll give some nonspecific answer along the lines of "I'm workin' on it, I'll fix 'er one day." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147374) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM Author: Jade Telephone Ticket Booth a number of these apply to me :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147313) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM Author: electric obsidian lay wrinkle I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a bucket when I go swimming, so that I can cook them up later. Old habits die hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147326) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM Author: crusty forum What's the temperature of that water? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147367) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM Author: electric obsidian lay wrinkle Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawdads/crayfish are delicious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147384) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM Author: crusty forum Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147400) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM Author: electric obsidian lay wrinkle I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who wanted to divest his property quickly, and who apparently hated his son. I think he sold it to me for cheap just to spite his kid. It was a strange dynamic going on there, but I'm glad I stumbled into it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147421) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM Author: confused very tactful haunted graveyard Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old after a while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147545) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM Author: electric obsidian lay wrinkle Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147562) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM Author: Jade Telephone Ticket Booth see, you're a little more country than me, petro.
i'm a little country but more ghetto, though i spent more time in the country (moved from city --> country when a kid) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM Author: buff hell Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147511) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM Author: electric obsidian lay wrinkle Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Those shrimpy little lobsters are tasty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147542) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM Author: Puce Garrison Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "God's Will." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147316) |
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Date: April 7th, 2007 12:42 AM Author: flesh organic girlfriend this didn't work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7888221) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 5:57 PM Author: Opaque racy area psychic he's right about the bibles though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976807) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM Author: buff hell Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147340) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM Author: electric obsidian lay wrinkle Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-out cassette tape of "Appetite for Destruction" somewhere around the house. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147347) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM Author: confused very tactful haunted graveyard kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147348) |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 9:25 PM Author: Stirring orchid friendly grandma shrine umm, that would be a negative ghostrider. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887321) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM Author: buff hell Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147350) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM Author: crusty forum pet dog period (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147360) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM Author: Puce Garrison or been neutered or spayed.
And male poors say "I cain't do that to another man" in reference to neutering his dog. |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM Author: cream hall So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts of town (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147376) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM Author: Puce Garrison Exactly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147385) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive "let it be" beetles t-shirts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147357) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM Author: Greedy rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147379) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM Author: cream hall Or a class ring from James Madison University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147396) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM Author: Greedy rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147465) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM Author: cream hall see below (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147473) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM Author: crusty forum It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of these. Even the blacks around where I live are somewhat well behaved. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147390) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM Author: electric obsidian lay wrinkle I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147532) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM Author: crusty forum If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, I'm in for a real treat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147551) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 5:58 PM Author: Opaque racy area psychic that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari bus with an announcer blatantly making fun of the white trash as they pass while all the tourists snap pictures and look through binoculars. i would totally pay to go on one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976817) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:10 PM Author: Razzle Bearded Corner Quadroon "...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hilljack emerging from his double-wide dwelling, having already engaged in hunting and gathering behavior for the day, evinced by the mini-bag of Cool Ranch doritos in his hand." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976877) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 7:49 PM Author: Cocky coral parlour This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977481) |
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Date: July 6th, 2006 6:39 PM Author: Unholy multi-colored set shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153601) |
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Date: July 6th, 2006 9:52 PM Author: salmon range twinkling uncleanness thank you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154936) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM Author: sinister nofapping goal in life dysfunction although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it is pathetic how sheltered :D is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157904) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 4:02 PM Author: Floppy sickened foreskin That took you a minute to realize. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171336) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM Author: buff hell Inability to tie a necktie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147394) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:45 PM Author: Puce Garrison Wears a polyester clip on instead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147410) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 2:57 AM Author: curious laser beams most college kids can't tie a necktie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156582) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 2:58 AM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive doubt it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156589) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM Author: Concupiscible Market WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did your parents tie your tie for dances and stuff in highschool? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157397) |
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Date: July 11th, 2006 12:48 AM Author: shimmering skinny woman That's because of travesties such as student loans, state universities, need-based financial aid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183891) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:08 AM Author: pale kink-friendly menage i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to tie one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157387) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM Author: buff hell Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147419) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:47 PM Author: electric obsidian lay wrinkle The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the kids jump on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147434) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:48 PM Author: crusty forum home equity loans
(lack of) flood insurance |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM Author: cream hall Attend a state school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147459) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM Author: buff hell Burn your own garbage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147484) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM Author: Awkward lodge headpube Awesome. We used to do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147540) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM Author: buff hell League bowling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147497) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:02 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive bowling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147576) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM Author: cream hall Name their kids after a major deity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147498) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM Author: Dashing ultramarine party of the first part have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus
think living in Florida is "making it" |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 9:27 PM Author: Stirring orchid friendly grandma shrine *think living in Florida is "making it"*
I'm a total poor!!!!
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM Author: buff hell Eat government cheese (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147520) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM Author: Medicated affirmative action karate Government cheese! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147536) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM Author: electric obsidian lay wrinkle Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147525) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM Author: crusty forum I saw that at TAMU. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147566) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive net zero and similar isp's
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM Author: cream hall Think we are at war with France (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147534) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM Author: transparent fortuitous meteor titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157377) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM Author: lake spectacular filthpig Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have lived in the midwest their entire lives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147553) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive omg yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147558) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:10 PM Author: pearly rambunctious school main people nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977957) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM Author: Razzle Bearded Corner Quadroon I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977965) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive tend to be angered easily wic paid disability formula feed their kids kool aid
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:04 PM Author: Puce Garrison Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wish she'd bottled fed the kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147598) |
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Date: July 6th, 2006 7:15 PM Author: Comical indecent place of business striped hyena formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone who does it without having to for medical reasons is a bad mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153829) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM Author: Anal cobalt background story gunner i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appeared to be kool-aid in a bottle and off-brand "cheese puffs." i was properly horrified. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147611) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM Author: Puce Garrison Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM Author: Anal cobalt background story gunner it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147655) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM Author: buff hell Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147821) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 11:31 AM Author: Anal cobalt background story gunner a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is.
b) you do not bring a dehydrated child onto the subway and feed them "cheese puffs."
kill self. |
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Date: July 8th, 2006 1:51 AM Author: Impertinent hissy fit puppy Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade.
http://www.endonurse.com/hotnews/5ah261635288077.html
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Date: July 9th, 2006 5:07 PM Author: chrome dingle berry doctorate "The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade Sports Science Institute."
hmmmmmmmmm........ |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM Author: cream hall Say things like:
"I'll tell you what"
"Fixin"
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM Author: cream hall The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was to one of the following:
Disney World
Las Vegas
Some TTT cruise
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM Author: lake spectacular filthpig Get laid off
Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too)
Blame everything negative on "niggers"
Think cargo pants are dressing up |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM Author: Puce Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147609) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM Author: crusty forum Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one Vegas reality show, this black dad took a family trip to Vegas to win enough money for a real vacation. He played craps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147623) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:08 PM Author: Puce Garrison Silver Dollar City vacations.
EDIT: This keeps posting to the wrong spot. I don't know why.
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Date: July 7th, 2006 12:29 PM Author: 180 lettuce I LOLed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158093) |
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Date: July 11th, 2006 12:52 AM Author: shimmering skinny woman There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there's poor hunting (gun rack on pickup truck). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183939) |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 9:29 PM Author: Stirring orchid friendly grandma shrine hooray on the third one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887343) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde and always looks wet and walks around with a 3/4" thick nokia cell phone from 1996 and uses it not only to talk, but to gesture and smokes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147606) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM Author: Pea-brained liquid oxygen locale Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147617) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM Author: cream hall No savings and no rational plan to start saving (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147625) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks uses money orders frequently |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM Author: Pea-brained liquid oxygen locale "Payday Loans" Get your next paycheck NOW!!! |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM Author: Puce Garrison Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147647) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:11 PM Author: crusty forum Shut the fuck up, poor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147658) |
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Date: July 11th, 2006 12:54 AM Author: shimmering skinny woman And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family has. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183959) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive shiny hair gel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147672) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:13 PM Author: crusty forum Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for:
TEXT SEXY1 to 44338 and get hot text messages sent right to your phone! |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:14 PM Author: Arrogant Dilemma Halford husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "the guard" first date at Denny's; makeout session afterward; guy chivalrously shares cig with woman |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:17 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive lol at "the guard" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147731) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers and american eagle make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147721) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM Author: Pea-brained liquid oxygen locale Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corroded, and would probably fail at protecting the occupants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147788) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:25 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive no trespassing signs... as if.
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Date: July 11th, 2006 12:56 AM Author: shimmering skinny woman Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those bars are my aunt and uncle when they had an apartment on Beacon Hill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183990) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive uses computers at public library owns a chevy astro van
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom thinks we should just blow iraq up thinks kerry would have legalized gay marriage if he won
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM Author: Pea-brained liquid oxygen locale Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to black people for fun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147834) |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:28 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive tats: azn symbols something like a flower on the back of a pale, skinny shoulder revealed by a halter top ankle tats |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:38 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive watches america's funniest videos watches pro wrestling and has a favorite pro wrestler thinks getting dressed up is putting on a cheap polo, khakis, and sketcher boots |
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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:41 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive watches mad tv and blue collar comdey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147971) |
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Date: July 6th, 2006 3:52 AM Author: marvelous new version - Sheets instead of doors inside the house
- 5 HBO channels, Showtime, and Cinemax but no air conditioning
- Cheetos always available
- Warped trampoline from excessive sun exposure |
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Date: July 6th, 2006 4:42 AM Author: Impertinent hissy fit puppy How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149457) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 2:51 AM Author: marvelous new version http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php
"Trampoline repair becomes necessary after perimeter stitching deteriorates in the sun's UV-rays. Depending on your location and your trampoline's sun exposure, stitching typically lasts 3 to 8 years before failure."
Never doubt me.
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Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM Author: Impertinent hissy fit puppy What does that have to do with warping? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156572) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 3:00 AM Author: marvelous new version Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that would throw you in weird directions, because it was warped, presumably from uneven deterioration of stitching... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156598) |
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Date: July 6th, 2006 4:00 AM Author: canary casino These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someone to mention hunting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149381) |
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Date: July 6th, 2006 4:01 AM Author: Vigorous Know-it-all Whorehouse Patrolman hybrids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149384) |
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Date: July 6th, 2006 6:55 PM Author: Concupiscible Market Smoke cigarettes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153698) |
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Date: July 6th, 2006 9:53 PM Author: Filthy hairless legend address Whatyoudreamof! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154939) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive wear us polo assn shop at outlet malls
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Date: July 7th, 2006 8:47 AM Author: Black ladyboy volcanic crater A good start, but all y'all missed:
1. 3L sodas
2. Miller High Life cans
3. Jello shots at memorial day picnic
4. 7 foot wide sat dish
5. "who needs boobs with an ass like mine?" t-shirt
6. purchasing any amount of meat in excess of 1 pound
7. troll doll stuck to dashboard
8. beanie baby collection in closet "increasing in value"
9. Holiday glasses/mugs from fast food restaurant
10. Footstools in living room
11. Reference to "mud room" or "rec room"
12. Unfinished basement
13. Set of "snow tires" in garage
14. piles of camel cash sitting around kitchen
15. Water on cereal instead of milk
16. Above ground swimming pool |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 8:52 AM Author: canary casino Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157161) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 8:56 AM Author: Black ladyboy volcanic crater I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto than poor, to be honest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157174) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 9:31 AM Author: Flatulent Factory Reset Button This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 high life bottles at a bar with a patio and live music is one of the joys of life, and even the participation of a poor or two cannot ruin it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157250) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM Author: Awkward lodge headpube Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must be losing touch with my roots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157903) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 12:21 PM Author: useless national hunting ground All of these are credited except #7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158052) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 4:53 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive what's a 3l soda? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171702) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 4:58 PM Author: Floppy sickened foreskin 3 liter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171730) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 5:00 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive i've never seen such a thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171742) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 5:02 PM Author: Floppy sickened foreskin Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171757) |
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Date: July 11th, 2006 1:03 AM Author: shimmering skinny woman Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was from my mom, who had one in her 30-room house in Westchester when she was growing up.
Also, an unfinished basement is sometimes okay; until my family finished ours, it had a dirt floor (for its first 250 years of existence). |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 9:58 AM Author: aphrodisiac alpha 6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other family) and had it butchered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511387) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:04 PM Author: Drab Mood Sandwich did they watch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976849) |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 3:00 PM Author: Naked clown principal's office 16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally associated with wealth but doing it cheaply.
also, cars that were once expensive but are now 15 years old and have no value. |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 9:34 AM Author: self-absorbed voyeur philosopher-king Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni. Try to use their degree in "Business Administration" from there to apply to HBS.
Nickname things that shouldn't be nicknamed (Coffee = Joe, Coors = Colorado Kool Aid, Gasoline = Go Juice)
Celebrate their farts. "Damn! Good One!!!!"
Still wear mullets.
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Date: July 7th, 2006 9:47 AM Author: Concupiscible Market Wow. You sound completely out of touch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157291) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 9:51 AM Author: Silver incel Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of their assets in worth?
Also, say "INsurance" instead of "inSURance." |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 9:52 AM Author: transparent fortuitous meteor So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157311) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 9:56 AM Author: Concupiscible Market Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157327) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 9:57 AM Author: transparent fortuitous meteor it applies to allll of my family, both sides
my immediate family as well... i've always been considered the nigger sheep |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM Author: Silver incel Is that b/c you're black? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157342) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM Author: transparent fortuitous meteor if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157345) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM Author: Concupiscible Market with your booklearnin...
Could you have made your Dad a lot prouder by making the All-State football team in highschool? |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:02 AM Author: transparent fortuitous meteor my dad was not part of my childhood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157360) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM Author: Concupiscible Market *whistles nervously, adjusts collar* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157365) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM Author: transparent fortuitous meteor daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157374) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM Author: Silver incel LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a stern look on his face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157380) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM Author: Silver incel REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157368) |
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Date: March 6th, 2007 12:16 AM Author: Geriatric public bath LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714687) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 5:15 PM Author: Out-of-control native dopamine Me too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171836) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM Author: hateful shivering reading party Family that has been killed in a war bellies that hang over their belt cheeto fingers edit: i would continue this to say a minibag of chips or a soda in their hands at all times. |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM Author: Silver incel Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157372) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM Author: Flatulent Factory Reset Button I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157378) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM Author: Silver incel Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157389) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:07 AM Author: lake spectacular filthpig Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth
Distrust the government for the wrong reasons
Work at a "plant" or a "shop"
Fat chicks
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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM Author: Silver incel "Fat chicks."
It never ceases to amaze me how accurate this is. They should sell their blubber to the Eskimos or something. |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:13 AM Author: transparent fortuitous meteor "distrust the govt for the wrong reasons"
very accurate. |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM Author: hateful shivering reading party Morals. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157390) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:16 AM Author: Silver incel *chortle*
You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, dood. Poors are violent and negligent. |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 11:34 AM Author: bipolar white coldplay fan hairy legs I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people have social rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157794) |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 9:33 PM Author: Stirring orchid friendly grandma shrine and what social rules are those? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887367) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 11:36 AM Author: Anal cobalt background story gunner titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157806) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:14 AM Author: transparent fortuitous meteor 'vote republican' bumper stickers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157405) |
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Date: July 7th, 2006 11:22 AM Author: bipolar white coldplay fan hairy legs So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and from a city or a suburb?
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Date: July 7th, 2006 11:32 AM Author: Lavender property A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance. "Yiz" |
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Date: July 8th, 2006 1:52 AM Author: Topaz Adulterous Stead Fanboi Lots of unprotected sex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164105) |
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Date: July 8th, 2006 2:04 AM Author: buff hell Read National Enquirer and other tabloids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164181) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 3:31 PM Author: Impertinent hissy fit puppy Why do you suppose that is? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171185) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 6:32 PM Author: buff hell Stupidity plus bad taste. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172327) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 3:33 PM Author: 180 lettuce Kankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171193) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 3:46 PM Author: Anal cobalt background story gunner kankles r so waspy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171274) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 3:52 PM Author: 180 lettuce I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about that woman said wasp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171300) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 3:53 PM Author: Anal cobalt background story gunner whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman with short, greying hair, a long skirt or khakis and loafers for folks with wide feet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171304) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 3:42 PM Author: razzle-dazzle outnumbered associate But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team with their coworkers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171255) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 3:47 PM Author: Snowy gay wizard hospital shit in bags piss off the porch piss in bottles if it's late |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 3:56 PM Author: rebellious laughsome antidepressant drug preventive strike An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171314) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 5:13 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171827) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 4:08 PM Author: Floppy sickened foreskin Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)'
Breathes through their mouth |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 5:29 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive 1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's 2. 80's hair 3. thinks pontiac g6s are "awesome" 4. camaros 5. four-wheelers 6. dirt bikes 7. brown lip liner rings 8. at least one dead tooth 9. the only ones in suits at weddings are the groom and best men 11. pajama pants 12. work boots 13. carpenter jeans 14. fossil is the holy grail of watches 15. short sleaved button shirts 16. if he even has a dress shirt, the collar has a button 17. in each corner 18. can be seen walking around with a generic bottle of water, thinking they're the shit for drinking bottled water 19. think dkny jeans is actual dkny 20. bleach stained clothing
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Date: July 11th, 2006 12:55 AM Author: Aqua nudist circlehead library wonderful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183983) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 5:38 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171966) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 6:27 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive have night jobs as "minute men"
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Date: July 9th, 2006 6:29 PM Author: well-lubricated immigrant Bush/Cheney bumper stickers
Support/Pray for Our Troops magnets |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 7:21 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172705) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 7:44 PM Author: Buck-toothed indigo trust fund station Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172887) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 8:14 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive a missing limb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173090) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 8:18 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Mauve Home drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand cigarettes, drive irocs or old camrys, watch nascar, have a broken piece of exercise equipment in their living room, go to county fairs, live in a trailer, eat tv dinners, have tattoos with signifcant others name (that they are no longer with), kids out of wedlock... need i go on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173123) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive smoke or have tattoos period (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173178) |
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Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive cell phone cases
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Date: July 11th, 2006 12:53 AM Author: Passionate Dragon Locus jobs as strip mall security guards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183945) |
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Date: July 11th, 2006 1:05 AM Author: Lascivious genital piercing people who are hurt use Vaseline as lube. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184062) |
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Date: July 11th, 2006 2:38 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive "work trucks" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187079) |
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Date: July 11th, 2006 2:41 PM Author: Supple chocolate orchestra pit CAR EDITION! a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid. A mustang from the 1980s A "pimped" Dodge Aries A door of a different color than the rest of the car. A Git-R-Done bumper sticker. IROC...need I say more? Jesus/abortion bumper stickers. |
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Date: July 11th, 2006 2:43 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive sell plasma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187113) |
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Date: July 13th, 2006 3:24 AM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive eat at buffets diabetes |
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Date: July 13th, 2006 3:26 AM Author: bistre internal respiration pit "Worst Type of American Whites" threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199742) |
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Date: July 13th, 2006 3:39 AM Author: marvelous new version Take fiber supplements (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199792) |
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Date: July 14th, 2006 3:57 AM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive listen to 3 doors down
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Date: July 14th, 2006 10:45 AM Author: diverse knife Wear hats with flames on them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209872) |
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Date: August 1st, 2006 2:36 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pasteurized cheese spread."
i also so a coon hunting liscense on a truck |
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Date: August 1st, 2006 2:48 PM Author: gaped narrow-minded business firm "Big Dogs" sportswear
Wraparound shades
Dial-up internet access on 28.8K modem
Motivational posters at workplace - "Teamwork", "Excellence", etc.
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Date: August 1st, 2006 3:06 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354036) |
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Date: August 1st, 2006 3:08 PM Author: Supple chocolate orchestra pit Ahh, Successories. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354064) |
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Date: August 9th, 2006 12:54 AM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive roll their own cigs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6404774) |
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Date: August 9th, 2006 2:20 AM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6405171) |
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Date: August 10th, 2006 8:27 AM Author: Big-titted electric furnace brunch Low tuition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6412804) |
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Date: August 14th, 2006 12:10 PM Author: magical arousing institution masturbator Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but don't pay child support. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436107) |
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Date: August 27th, 2006 12:25 PM Author: odious faggot firefighter ask what makes a poor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509578) |
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Date: August 27th, 2006 12:43 PM Author: Soul-stirring burgundy death wish Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice President. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509697) |
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Date: August 27th, 2006 4:36 PM Author: frum degenerate Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair from a place that advertises on the subway.
Still wear neon clothing
Go to Red Lobster whenever there is a big family celebration
Have a half-erased tattoo on their body (saving money to get the rest done)
waist-length hair
Have their own name, or a boyfriend or girlfriend's tattooed on their arm
Shop at Costco
Drink beer with every meal
Think "Reader's Digest" is sophisticated reading material |
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Date: August 27th, 2006 5:25 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510931) |
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Date: August 27th, 2006 5:30 PM Author: Copper toaster candlestick maker most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class suburbanites. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510967) |
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Date: August 27th, 2006 6:11 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive american cars (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511197) |
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Date: September 20th, 2006 1:21 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive oversized, dingy parkas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6646503) |
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Date: November 19th, 2006 11:34 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive watch daytime television (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030604) |
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Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM Author: milky mind-boggling theater tank live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if able-bodied. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030621) |
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Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM Author: razzle-dazzle outnumbered associate Let Maury Povich determine paternity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030633) |
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Date: November 19th, 2006 11:46 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030730) |
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Date: November 19th, 2006 11:39 PM Author: milky mind-boggling theater tank spend more on their rims than on their homes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030666) |
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Date: November 19th, 2006 11:40 PM Author: vivacious sanctuary damn it. I have *all* of these things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030670) |
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Date: November 20th, 2006 12:06 AM Author: Hairraiser roast beef plaza frog giggin' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030946) |
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Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM Author: Hairraiser roast beef plaza glamour shots (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030953) |
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Date: November 20th, 2006 12:09 AM Author: milky mind-boggling theater tank Glamous shots? novel! What are those? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030974) |
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Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM Author: Talented Meetinghouse Coffee Pot The HIV (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030958) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 4:38 AM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive pocket knifes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511069) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 4:43 AM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive a dead tooth and a factory job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511074) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 5:01 AM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive a revoked license (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511094) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 5:14 AM Author: pearly rambunctious school main people Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 years later). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511098) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 5:22 AM Author: Razzmatazz national security agency ...more sex than the losers here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511102) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 5:57 AM Author: Appetizing misanthropic abode roommate Go to church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511114) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 1:06 PM Author: charismatic piazza regret Poors always pour the milk in first.
Breeding tells. |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 9:37 PM Author: Stirring orchid friendly grandma shrine *Poors always pour the milk in first.*
wow, good call on this one. |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 1:16 PM Author: Titillating insanely creepy field keepsake machete building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been doing so and talking about it for 3-4 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512143) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 2:48 PM Author: Provocative bawdyhouse buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in the house reads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512741) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 3:15 PM Author: Provocative bawdyhouse light fireworks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512857) |
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Date: January 30th, 2007 4:23 PM Author: bright french idiot past the age of 13 I agree. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513305) |
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Date: February 11th, 2007 4:05 AM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive get arrested by the po-lice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582631) |
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Date: February 11th, 2007 4:08 AM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive uncontrolled acne (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582633) |
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Date: February 11th, 2007 4:09 AM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive scraggly facial hair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582634) |
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Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive don't think 'saw' is a word (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582640) |
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Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive black guys white girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582641) |
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Date: March 5th, 2007 11:19 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive support our troops and fetuses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714416) |
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Date: March 5th, 2007 11:28 PM Author: Razzle Bearded Corner Quadroon foreskin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714445) |
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Date: March 5th, 2007 11:45 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive titcp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714524) |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 2:44 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQwfl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885160) |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM Author: adventurous stage http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074GevcCU
Um.
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2378757960054106074ZQxKPt
Is that dude getting married in a short sleeve flannel shirt? |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 2:49 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive at his wedding, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885195) |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 3:26 PM Author: aromatic boistinker His cousin is pretty hot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885397) |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM Author: effete legal warrant trump supporter buy hummer H3s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885176) |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 3:35 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive i vote pro-life bumper stickers bumper stickers |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 3:44 PM Author: Greedy rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885465) |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 6:05 PM Author: Amber half-breed deer antler own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard decorations. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7886332) |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 9:36 PM Author: Copper toaster candlestick maker bluetooth earpieces. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887384) |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 9:40 PM Author: Stirring orchid friendly grandma shrine drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put their ashes in the empty beer can.
play "spades"
think reading Jane Austen or Virginia Woolf is cool if you're a white male
work at Friday's, Applebee's, Red Lobster, etc.
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Date: April 21st, 2007 5:40 PM Author: Razzle Bearded Corner Quadroon Have weddings on days other than Saturday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976727) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:05 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive make threads about ny being too expensive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976852) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:08 PM Author: Razzle Bearded Corner Quadroon Or call things "expensive" period. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976867) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:20 PM Author: curious laser beams no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976925) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:23 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me about the difference between sushi and sashimi? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976941) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:25 PM Author: curious laser beams people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only confuse you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976950) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:28 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbian vests make you so worldly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976972) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:32 PM Author: curious laser beams they don't, but at least i've been out of my state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976999) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:36 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every western european capital there is.
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:40 PM Author: curious laser beams Subject: and central and eastern sorry kid, h&m is passe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977038) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:42 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977050) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:57 PM Author: curious laser beams wrong chain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977144) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:17 PM Author: Drab Mood Sandwich *wipes tears of laughter away*
*emails thread link to everyone i know* |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:35 PM Author: violent flickering stag film Too lazy to read the other posts, but...
Do: Beat each other up, get payday loans, buy shitty beer.
Have: Scabies, horse-track stubs, and babies. |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:43 PM Author: Drab Mood Sandwich DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977052) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:50 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies. probably because they're irrational due to their smaller brains. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977099) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:45 PM Author: Umber senate one or more xoxo monikers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977065) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:49 PM Author: Drab Mood Sandwich Walmart
McDonalds
unkempt children, usually 4+ of them, all under the age of 6, with a bun in the oven
wears the faded black spandex pants that stop mid calf + white ankle socks + cheap running shoes (ironic, cuz they never run anywhere) uniform
cheeto mouth
smokes half a cigaret, then puts out/saves it for later
crooked adult teeth
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt a gas station attendant's work break (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977121) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:56 PM Author: high-end stage marketing idea 1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches
2. Drives a Lexus
3. Can't wait to get their "huge" biglaw salary |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:59 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977169) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 7:02 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. now he can't keep a job because he always gets in fights with people because he has something to prove. he also wears jorts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977189) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 8:39 PM Author: Razzle Bearded Corner Quadroon *Clothing Edition* Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric belts, shirts by Akademiks, RocaWear, Sean John or just general no-brand stuff with pictures of money, currency signs, guns or cars on the front. Bandannas. Mesh hats sans irony. Multiple sets of hunting fatigues. Acid-wash jeans. |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 8:48 PM Author: fuchsia sneaky criminal They order steak well-done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977822) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 8:49 PM Author: vivacious sanctuary premade mixed salad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977829) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 8:52 PM Author: Razzle Bearded Corner Quadroon With dressing in packets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977844) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 8:53 PM Author: vivacious sanctuary especilly ranch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977851) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 8:54 PM Author: Razzle Bearded Corner Quadroon misspell "especially." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977857) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 8:59 PM Author: vivacious sanctuary pretend typos are spelling errors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977895) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM Author: Razzle Bearded Corner Quadroon touche :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977902) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:04 PM Author: vivacious sanctuary :)
Do you ever say "touché" irl? |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:05 PM Author: Razzle Bearded Corner Quadroon Yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977929) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM Author: Stirring orchid friendly grandma shrine tool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977968) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM Author: vivacious sanctuary dude.
*shakes head* |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM Author: Stirring orchid friendly grandma shrine wanna date? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977987) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:19 PM Author: vivacious sanctuary are you a rasquach h8er?
I can't keep track of them anymore. :( |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:23 PM Author: Stirring orchid friendly grandma shrine nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never would have thought of that one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978035) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:35 PM Author: vivacious sanctuary sorry :(
if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometimes, with chicken strips |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 8:57 PM Author: jet-lagged ivory indian lodge rigpig Quarterstaves Leather Armor Clubs Long Swords Stacks of Arrows Stacks of Crossbolts Scrolls of Magic Missile Scrolls of Identify Minor Healing Potions Notes Found on a Dead Body - Return to Nearest Innkeeper to Claim Small Reward Small Gems Wolf Pelts |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM Author: Razzle Bearded Corner Quadroon 180^hizzla (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977904) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM Author: Galvanic Wild Resort Useless Brakes Dress up for the Olive Garden
Color coordinate their shoes/shirt/hat |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM Author: Razzle Bearded Corner Quadroon Go to food franchises in general. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977983) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:16 PM Author: Galvanic Wild Resort Useless Brakes Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its close and I just want a cheap meal that I'm too lazy to make. Thinking its an event = poor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977992) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:41 PM Author: pearly rambunctious school main people bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist.
bad feet
wear flannel even when it is hot out.
wear a robe around the house.
save ketchup packets, salt & pepper, and plastic utensils from fast food places.
Use a clothes hanger as a as a tv antenna
Hangs clothes on the clothes line.
drinks tang, generic sodas (grape, strawberry, apple).
Watches televion stations in a language they don't know.
Thinks 10$/hr is alot to get paid
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Date: September 28th, 2007 8:57 PM Author: Cracking potus tattoo TVs in cars
http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/09/gpstv.jpg
Car balls
http://www.boudist.com/images/car-balls.jpg
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Date: September 28th, 2007 9:02 PM Author: Contagious french chef azn Zune (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702480) |
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Date: December 9th, 2007 3:21 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001764) |
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Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM Author: chest-beating mad cow disease double fault awesome thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001858) |
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Date: December 9th, 2007 3:29 PM Author: stimulating newt stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001801) |
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Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM Author: trip bbw Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001854) |
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Date: January 7th, 2008 5:24 AM Author: boyish athletic conference kitty 1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills
2. say things like "i only have 50 minutes left on my cell phone plan"
3. live within 2 blocks of a liquor store, with a check-cashing service
4. roll up their own cigarettes.
5. ask their friends "can i hit that" on the above mentioned cigarettes.
6. ask "how much gas you got in your car?"
7. drink beer in the park
8. drink beer in coin-operated laundry mats
9. updates their myspace more than once a month
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Date: January 12th, 2008 5:21 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive 9. has a myspace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152404) |
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Date: January 7th, 2008 9:47 AM Author: yapping toilet seat use poors as a noun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125298) |
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Date: January 12th, 2008 5:22 PM Author: stimulating newt stain 1. Degree from Indiana
2. False hopes it will get them a job paying over 40k/year |
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Date: January 27th, 2008 10:36 AM Author: chest-beating mad cow disease double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228844) |
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Date: January 27th, 2008 10:40 AM Author: Iridescent Wonderful Heaven Always ask this question about new restaurants:
"Did you get enough?" |
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Date: January 27th, 2008 1:10 PM Author: Bonkers cruel-hearted center idea he suggested Things they do:
Watch their little girl die in the car on the way to the doctor from a simple strep infection because they can't afford insurance and can't afford to pay the doctor so they put off going hoping the illnes will clear up on its own.
This thread is disgusting. |
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Date: January 27th, 2008 1:12 PM Author: Irradiated shaky school cafeteria selfie lolz
dead poors are funny |
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Date: March 15th, 2008 5:14 PM Author: alcoholic fragrant depressive don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481949) |
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Date: March 15th, 2008 5:15 PM Author: soggy ape Live in ManhaTTTan ROFL |