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support the troops bumper stickers cell phone belt clips i...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
stfu n00b!
Big sapphire box office selfie
  07/05/06
Friends IRL
Up-to-no-good set
  07/05/06
Secondhand Carhartt clothing. Trashbag over the missing win...
Hot persian hissy fit
  07/05/06
Spiderweb tats on the elbow
twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater
  07/05/06
Good call.
Hot persian hissy fit
  07/05/06
The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too po...
twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater
  07/05/06
180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.
violent hospital
  07/05/06
In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they...
Underhanded salmon puppy abode
  08/01/06
"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the referen...
Frum field
  01/30/07
Confederate flag Jesus fish Fox News coffee mug Rus...
Green comical fortuitous meteor
  07/05/06
You confuse rednecks for poors. A lot of those NASCAR fan...
brass spot
  07/05/06
Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.
lime big-titted new version
  07/07/06
No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita inco...
Indecent swollen private investor
  07/14/06
WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS
Beta Twinkling Uncleanness Sound Barrier
  04/06/07
The vast majority of you are poors
Slap-happy cumskin
  04/21/07
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opaque excitant garrison striped hyena
  12/09/07
diskmen instead of ipods
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pre...
Pea-brained trip stead feces
  07/05/06
i'd rather be pretentious than a poor
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager payc...
Swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy corn cake kitty cat
  07/07/06
Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."
twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater
  07/05/06
it's called "drink". clearly you have never been ...
Up-to-no-good set
  07/05/06
I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it wit...
twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater
  07/05/06
awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.
Aphrodisiac home
  07/06/06
165. solid xoxo post. keep it up
Crystalline Parlor Mexican
  01/30/07
LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...
cerise galvanic rehab
  07/06/06
juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.
Hot persian hissy fit
  07/05/06
TITMFCR
Up-to-no-good set
  07/05/06
YASMFRATS
Hot persian hissy fit
  07/05/06
Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle. In rea...
lascivious potus stain
  07/05/06
My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which...
Hot persian hissy fit
  07/05/06
Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im ...
lascivious potus stain
  07/05/06
drink grape soda salt their watermelons say "bling bl...
Mind-boggling church building degenerate
  07/05/06
More expensive sneakers than you.
Up-to-no-good set
  07/05/06
This is amazingly accurate
flirting gold trust fund whorehouse
  07/05/06
A+
charismatic low-t windowlicker masturbator
  07/07/06
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490
Up-to-no-good set
  08/14/06
be black have southern accent eat oppossum
Mind-boggling church building degenerate
  07/05/06
a fucking possum.
Hot persian hissy fit
  07/05/06
southern accent is not by any means something that only poor...
Narrow-minded business firm kitty
  08/27/06
shirts w/ dragons on them baggy jean shorts penchant for s...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (in...
Green comical fortuitous meteor
  07/05/06
"We was."
Cheese-eating dilemma gunner
  07/06/06
you is.
Swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy corn cake kitty cat
  07/07/06
jnco jeans - LOLOLOL
cracking gas station brethren
  07/09/06
"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of...
Hot persian hissy fit
  07/05/06
Miracle Whip is teh good
Thriller aggressive multi-billionaire keepsake machete
  07/06/06
I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!
white giraffe
  07/08/06
Buy lottery tickets
Passionate onyx rigpig stage
  07/05/06
Bald head with copious facial hair. Wearing a John Deere ...
Hot persian hissy fit
  07/05/06
first statement, on-point; second, not so much.
Self-centered Partner Telephone
  07/05/06
Chew tobacco Eat pork rinds Go without health insuranc...
Passionate onyx rigpig stage
  07/05/06
beef jerky hair scrunchies
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.
Poppy Razzle Station
  08/27/06
Discredited.
Racy ultramarine boistinker
  04/06/07
long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.
insane institution old irish cottage
  07/05/06
Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and ...
twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater
  07/05/06
good call. old navy flag t-shirt.
insane institution old irish cottage
  07/05/06
Shirts with Disney characters
Laughsome Marketing Idea
  01/30/07
SPINNING RIMS.
disrespectful immigrant
  07/05/06
They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept ...
twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater
  07/05/06
Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious"...
Pea-brained trip stead feces
  07/05/06
Own a car that costs more than the house.
ivory thirsty fat ankles
  07/05/06
only the rims cost more
Naked Piazza Psychic
  07/05/06
Conduct yard sale or gargage sale
Passionate onyx rigpig stage
  07/05/06
In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tatter...
twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater
  07/05/06
and used tampons
ivory thirsty fat ankles
  07/05/06
Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toa...
Passionate onyx rigpig stage
  07/05/06
I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.
twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater
  07/05/06
old navy talks about her "personal trainer" from ...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
your posts in this thread have been spot-on.
chestnut soul-stirring skinny woman
  07/05/06
I agree with this.
dashing amethyst athletic conference dog poop
  07/05/06
because he is poor
Swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy corn cake kitty cat
  07/07/06
i live in indiana
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/09/06
Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts wi...
stimulating filthpig rigor
  01/30/07
...
Hairless Meetinghouse Headpube
  07/05/06
Definitely
Green comical fortuitous meteor
  07/05/06
I fucking hate those stickers
ivory thirsty fat ankles
  07/05/06
She looks washed out
ivory thirsty fat ankles
  07/05/06
This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortun...
Ruddy vibrant theater stage sweet tailpipe
  07/05/06
it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/09/06
Have student loans Think BIGLAW is a great salary Have...
Up-to-no-good set
  07/05/06
i'm a total poor in this case.
cerebral locale
  04/06/07
named wayde icp apparel prepaid cell phones
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off
ivory thirsty fat ankles
  07/05/06
Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use y...
Passionate onyx rigpig stage
  07/05/06
I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more ex...
aromatic casino mood
  07/11/06
"Buy American" stickers Foil on TV antenna D...
Green comical fortuitous meteor
  07/05/06
Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH
milky hall
  08/27/06
titcream
vigorous depressive
  01/27/08
Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in ...
twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater
  07/05/06
watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable) window ...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't ide...
ivory thirsty fat ankles
  07/05/06
shop at jc penny and sears go to olive garden for special o...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kid...
Hot persian hissy fit
  07/05/06
Where in NY?
obsidian arousing church pocket flask
  07/10/06
western NY has some filthy human garbage.
Narrow-minded business firm kitty
  08/27/06
Be fat. Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appl...
insanely creepy main people
  07/05/06
It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low in...
ivory thirsty fat ankles
  07/05/06
Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than s...
twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater
  07/05/06
Correct.
Hot persian hissy fit
  07/05/06
...
insanely creepy main people
  07/05/06
Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet
Passionate onyx rigpig stage
  07/05/06
I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.
twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater
  07/05/06
I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly off...
Passionate onyx rigpig stage
  07/05/06
WHHHHHHHHAT?
Hot persian hissy fit
  07/05/06
Mark of a prole
Passionate onyx rigpig stage
  07/05/06
It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, ...
ivory thirsty fat ankles
  07/05/06
Put BYOB on wedding invitation
Passionate onyx rigpig stage
  07/05/06
and below that, "No shirt, no cake"
ivory thirsty fat ankles
  07/05/06
On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitati...
insanely creepy main people
  07/05/06
The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)
ivory thirsty fat ankles
  07/05/06
walk around without a shirt, a la cops guys are either obes...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it...
Narrow-minded business firm kitty
  08/27/06
At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's o...
twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater
  07/05/06
LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting the...
Odious cruise ship cuck
  07/05/06
If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he ...
twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater
  07/05/06
a number of these apply to me :(
Avocado liquid oxygen trailer park
  07/05/06
I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a ...
twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater
  07/05/06
What's the temperature of that water?
Odious cruise ship cuck
  07/05/06
Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawd...
twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater
  07/05/06
Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.
Odious cruise ship cuck
  07/05/06
I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who w...
twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater
  07/05/06
Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old...
transparent appetizing address
  07/05/06
Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.
twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater
  07/05/06
see, you're a little more country than me, petro. i'm a l...
Avocado liquid oxygen trailer park
  07/05/06
Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.
Passionate onyx rigpig stage
  07/05/06
Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Th...
twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater
  07/05/06
Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "...
insanely creepy main people
  07/05/06
this didn't work
rambunctious chapel
  04/07/07
he's right about the bibles though
spruce zombie-like ape ceo
  04/21/07
Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them
Passionate onyx rigpig stage
  07/05/06
Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-o...
twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater
  07/05/06
kids
transparent appetizing address
  07/05/06
umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.
cerebral locale
  04/06/07
Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog ...
Passionate onyx rigpig stage
  07/05/06
pet dog period
Odious cruise ship cuck
  07/05/06
or been neutered or spayed. And male poors say "I ca...
insanely creepy main people
  07/05/06
So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts o...
ivory thirsty fat ankles
  07/05/06
Exactly.
insanely creepy main people
  07/05/06
"let it be" beetles t-shirts
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
...
Hairless Meetinghouse Headpube
  07/05/06
Or a class ring from James Madison University
ivory thirsty fat ankles
  07/05/06
...
Hairless Meetinghouse Headpube
  07/05/06
see below
ivory thirsty fat ankles
  07/05/06
It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of t...
Odious cruise ship cuck
  07/05/06
I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.
twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater
  07/05/06
If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, ...
Odious cruise ship cuck
  07/05/06
that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari...
spruce zombie-like ape ceo
  04/21/07
"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hill...
Coral Public Bath
  04/21/07
This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet...
erotic associate
  04/21/07
shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park...
Twinkling Sickened Ticket Booth
  07/06/06
thank you.
bipolar tantric yarmulke
  07/06/06
although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it ...
garnet locus factory reset button
  07/07/06
That took you a minute to realize.
cracking gas station brethren
  07/09/06
Inability to tie a necktie
Passionate onyx rigpig stage
  07/05/06
Wears a polyester clip on instead.
insanely creepy main people
  07/05/06
most college kids can't tie a necktie
Swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy corn cake kitty cat
  07/07/06
doubt it
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/07/06
WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did...
fantasy-prone office water buffalo
  07/07/06
That's because of travesties such as student loans, state un...
aromatic casino mood
  07/11/06
i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to...
bistre tripping library candlestick maker
  07/07/06
Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"
Passionate onyx rigpig stage
  07/05/06
The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the k...
twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater
  07/05/06
home equity loans (lack of) flood insurance
Odious cruise ship cuck
  07/05/06
Attend a state school
ivory thirsty fat ankles
  07/05/06
Burn your own garbage
Passionate onyx rigpig stage
  07/05/06
Awesome. We used to do this.
dashing amethyst athletic conference dog poop
  07/05/06
League bowling
Passionate onyx rigpig stage
  07/05/06
bowling
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
Name their kids after a major deity
ivory thirsty fat ankles
  07/05/06
have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus think...
olive dysfunction
  07/05/06
*think living in Florida is "making it"* I'm a ...
cerebral locale
  04/06/07
Eat government cheese
Passionate onyx rigpig stage
  07/05/06
Government cheese!
brass spot
  07/05/06
Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.
twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater
  07/05/06
I saw that at TAMU.
Odious cruise ship cuck
  07/05/06
net zero and similar isp's
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
Think we are at war with France
ivory thirsty fat ankles
  07/05/06
titcr
Glittery den travel guidebook
  07/07/06
Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have liv...
multi-colored turdskin
  07/05/06
omg yes
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.
Frum field
  04/21/07
I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.
Coral Public Bath
  04/21/07
tend to be angered easily wic paid disability formula fe...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wis...
insanely creepy main people
  07/05/06
formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone...
Mildly autistic french trump supporter
  07/06/06
i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appear...
chestnut soul-stirring skinny woman
  07/05/06
Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?
insanely creepy main people
  07/05/06
it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.
chestnut soul-stirring skinny woman
  07/05/06
Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.
Passionate onyx rigpig stage
  07/05/06
a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is. b) ...
chestnut soul-stirring skinny woman
  07/07/06
Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade. http://www.endonur...
Cheese-eating dilemma gunner
  07/08/06
"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade S...
Talented shaky ladyboy
  07/09/06
Say things like: "I'll tell you what" "...
ivory thirsty fat ankles
  07/05/06
The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was...
ivory thirsty fat ankles
  07/05/06
Get laid off Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too) Blame...
multi-colored turdskin
  07/05/06
...
insanely creepy main people
  07/05/06
Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one V...
Odious cruise ship cuck
  07/05/06
Silver Dollar City vacations. EDIT: This keeps posting to...
insanely creepy main people
  07/05/06
I LOLed
smoky curious pistol
  07/07/06
There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there...
aromatic casino mood
  07/11/06
hooray on the third one.
cerebral locale
  04/06/07
the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde a...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment
flirting gold trust fund whorehouse
  07/05/06
No savings and no rational plan to start saving
ivory thirsty fat ankles
  07/05/06
tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks us...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
"Payday Loans" Get your next paycheck NOW!!!
flirting gold trust fund whorehouse
  07/05/06
Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.
insanely creepy main people
  07/05/06
Shut the fuck up, poor.
Odious cruise ship cuck
  07/05/06
And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family...
aromatic casino mood
  07/11/06
shiny hair gel
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for: TE...
Odious cruise ship cuck
  07/05/06
husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "t...
Self-centered Partner Telephone
  07/05/06
lol at "the guard"
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers ...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corr...
flirting gold trust fund whorehouse
  07/05/06
no trespassing signs... as if.
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those b...
aromatic casino mood
  07/11/06
uses computers at public library owns a chevy astro van
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom think...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to b...
flirting gold trust fund whorehouse
  07/05/06
tats: azn symbols something like a flower on the back of a...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
watches america's funniest videos watches pro wrestling and...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
watches mad tv and blue collar comdey
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/05/06
- Sheets instead of doors inside the house - 5 HBO channe...
Ebony house
  07/06/06
How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?
Cheese-eating dilemma gunner
  07/06/06
http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php "Trampo...
Ebony house
  07/07/06
What does that have to do with warping?
Cheese-eating dilemma gunner
  07/07/06
Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that wo...
Ebony house
  07/07/06
These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someon...
tan free-loading brunch wrinkle
  07/06/06
hybrids
chest-beating khaki stag film
  07/06/06
Smoke cigarettes.
fantasy-prone office water buffalo
  07/06/06
Whatyoudreamof!
Fear-inspiring demanding base
  07/06/06
wear us polo assn shop at outlet malls
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/07/06
A good start, but all y'all missed: 1. 3L sodas 2. M...
emerald knife french chef
  07/07/06
Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, thoug...
tan free-loading brunch wrinkle
  07/07/06
I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto th...
emerald knife french chef
  07/07/06
This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 ...
Aphrodisiac home
  07/07/06
Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must b...
dashing amethyst athletic conference dog poop
  07/07/06
All of these are credited except #7
Deep marvelous crotch
  07/07/06
what's a 3l soda?
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/09/06
3 liter?
cracking gas station brethren
  07/09/06
i've never seen such a thing
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/09/06
Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles...
cracking gas station brethren
  07/09/06
Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was fr...
aromatic casino mood
  07/11/06
6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other famil...
Confused Beady-eyed Orchestra Pit
  01/30/07
did they watch?
Out-of-control boyish bawdyhouse legal warrant
  04/21/07
16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally assoc...
Histrionic property
  04/06/07
Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni. Try to use the...
Vivacious sanctuary
  07/07/06
Wow. You sound completely out of touch.
fantasy-prone office water buffalo
  07/07/06
Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of ...
Spectacular Affirmative Action
  07/07/06
So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievabl...
Glittery den travel guidebook
  07/07/06
Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this t...
fantasy-prone office water buffalo
  07/07/06
it applies to allll of my family, both sides my immediate...
Glittery den travel guidebook
  07/07/06
Is that b/c you're black?
Spectacular Affirmative Action
  07/07/06
if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board...
Glittery den travel guidebook
  07/07/06
with your booklearnin... Could you have made your Dad a l...
fantasy-prone office water buffalo
  07/07/06
my dad was not part of my childhood
Glittery den travel guidebook
  07/07/06
*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*
fantasy-prone office water buffalo
  07/07/06
daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???
Glittery den travel guidebook
  07/07/06
LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a ster...
Spectacular Affirmative Action
  07/07/06
REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D
Spectacular Affirmative Action
  07/07/06
LOL
brindle point goyim
  03/06/07
Me too.
obsidian arousing church pocket flask
  07/09/06
Family that has been killed in a war bellies that hang over...
charismatic low-t windowlicker masturbator
  07/07/06
Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.
Spectacular Affirmative Action
  07/07/06
I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.
Aphrodisiac home
  07/07/06
Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.
Spectacular Affirmative Action
  07/07/06
Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth Distrust the...
multi-colored turdskin
  07/07/06
"Fat chicks." It never ceases to amaze me how a...
Spectacular Affirmative Action
  07/07/06
"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons" very ...
Glittery den travel guidebook
  07/07/06
Morals.
charismatic low-t windowlicker masturbator
  07/07/06
*chortle* You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, ...
Spectacular Affirmative Action
  07/07/06
I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people ...
Impressive Useless Brakes Mad Cow Disease
  07/07/06
and what social rules are those?
cerebral locale
  04/06/07
titcr
chestnut soul-stirring skinny woman
  07/07/06
'vote republican' bumper stickers
Glittery den travel guidebook
  07/07/06
So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and ...
Impressive Useless Brakes Mad Cow Disease
  07/07/06
A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance. "Yi...
Umber Rough-skinned Lodge Newt
  07/07/06
Lots of unprotected sex.
Flesh deer antler black woman
  07/08/06
Read National Enquirer and other tabloids
Passionate onyx rigpig stage
  07/08/06
Why do you suppose that is?
Cheese-eating dilemma gunner
  07/09/06
Stupidity plus bad taste.
Passionate onyx rigpig stage
  07/09/06
Kankles
smoky curious pistol
  07/09/06
kankles r so waspy.
chestnut soul-stirring skinny woman
  07/09/06
I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about ...
smoky curious pistol
  07/09/06
whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman ...
chestnut soul-stirring skinny woman
  07/09/06
But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team wi...
supple temple nibblets
  07/09/06
shit in bags piss off the porch piss in bottles if it's la...
effete roast beef gay wizard
  07/09/06
An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children
Saffron codepig
  07/09/06
titcr
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/09/06
Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)' Breathes ...
cracking gas station brethren
  07/09/06
1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's 2. 80's hair 3. thi...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/09/06
wonderful
yapping tanning salon
  07/11/06
kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/09/06
have night jobs as "minute men"
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/09/06
Bush/Cheney bumper stickers Support/Pray for Our Troops m...
fighting jap sandwich
  07/09/06
would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/09/06
Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.
Green comical fortuitous meteor
  07/09/06
a missing limb
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/09/06
drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand ...
copper exhilarant indirect expression
  07/09/06
smoke or have tattoos period
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/09/06
cell phone cases
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/09/06
jobs as strip mall security guards
Thriller aggressive multi-billionaire keepsake machete
  07/11/06
use Vaseline as lube.
Navy organic girlfriend shrine
  07/11/06
"work trucks"
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/11/06
CAR EDITION! a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid...
Hot persian hissy fit
  07/11/06
sell plasma
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/11/06
eat at buffets diabetes
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/13/06
"Worst Type of American Whites" threads
pungent pit philosopher-king
  07/13/06
Take fiber supplements
Ebony house
  07/13/06
listen to 3 doors down
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  07/14/06
Wear hats with flames on them.
hideous site dingle berry
  07/14/06
i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pa...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  08/01/06
"Big Dogs" sportswear Wraparound shades Dial...
wonderful stock car market
  08/01/06
i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  08/01/06
Ahh, Successories.
Hot persian hissy fit
  08/01/06
roll their own cigs
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  08/09/06
frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  08/09/06
Low tuition.
Buff mental disorder
  08/10/06
Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but d...
concupiscible bespoke love of her life principal's office
  08/14/06
ask what makes a poor
pearly provocative pozpig halford
  08/27/06
Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice Presi...
milky hall
  08/27/06
Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair...
Rebellious Vermilion Theater Regret
  08/27/06
the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thin...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  08/27/06
most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class ...
Wine electric center macaca
  08/27/06
american cars
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  08/27/06
oversized, dingy parkas
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  09/20/06
watch daytime television
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  11/19/06
live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if ab...
exciting school cafeteria
  11/19/06
Let Maury Povich determine paternity
supple temple nibblets
  11/19/06
lol
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  11/19/06
spend more on their rims than on their homes.
exciting school cafeteria
  11/19/06
damn it. I have *all* of these things.
Titillating at-the-ready range
  11/19/06
frog giggin'
heady gaping
  11/20/06
glamour shots
heady gaping
  11/20/06
Glamous shots? novel! What are those?
exciting school cafeteria
  11/20/06
The HIV
turquoise boltzmann round eye
  11/20/06
pocket knifes
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  01/30/07
a dead tooth and a factory job
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  01/30/07
a revoked license
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  01/30/07
Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 yea...
Frum field
  01/30/07
...more sex than the losers here.
nofapping contagious international law enforcement agency foreskin
  01/30/07
Go to church
wild hell jewess
  01/30/07
Poors always pour the milk in first. Breeding tells.
Grizzly Hairraiser Hominid
  01/30/07
*Poors always pour the milk in first.* wow, good call on ...
cerebral locale
  04/06/07
building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been do...
Crystalline Parlor Mexican
  01/30/07
buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in th...
Scarlet area gaming laptop
  01/30/07
light fireworks
Scarlet area gaming laptop
  01/30/07
past the age of 13 I agree.
charcoal floppy nursing home coldplay fan
  01/30/07
get arrested by the po-lice
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  02/11/07
uncontrolled acne
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  02/11/07
scraggly facial hair
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  02/11/07
don't think 'saw' is a word
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  02/11/07
black guys white girls
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  02/11/07
support our troops and fetuses
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  03/05/07
foreskin.
Coral Public Bath
  03/05/07
titcp
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  03/05/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQw...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  04/06/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074Gevc...
Slate indian lodge
  04/06/07
at his wedding, yes
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  04/06/07
His cousin is pretty hot
razzmatazz location milk
  04/06/07
buy hummer H3s
Embarrassed To The Bone Iridescent Preventive Strike State
  04/06/07
i vote pro-life bumper stickers bumper stickers
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  04/06/07
...
Hairless Meetinghouse Headpube
  04/06/07
own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard de...
frozen fragrant shitlib heaven
  04/06/07
bluetooth earpieces.
Wine electric center macaca
  04/06/07
drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put t...
cerebral locale
  04/06/07
Have weddings on days other than Saturday
Coral Public Bath
  04/21/07
make threads about ny being too expensive
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  04/21/07
Or call things "expensive" period.
Coral Public Bath
  04/21/07
no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.
Swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy corn cake kitty cat
  04/21/07
you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me a...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  04/21/07
people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only ...
Swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy corn cake kitty cat
  04/21/07
oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbi...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  04/21/07
they don't, but at least i've been out of my state
Swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy corn cake kitty cat
  04/21/07
oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every wester...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  04/21/07
and central and eastern
Swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy corn cake kitty cat
  04/21/07
really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes t...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  04/21/07
wrong chain
Swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy corn cake kitty cat
  04/21/07
*wipes tears of laughter away* *emails thread link to eve...
Out-of-control boyish bawdyhouse legal warrant
  04/21/07
Too lazy to read the other posts, but... Do: Beat each ot...
Sienna Queen Of The Night
  04/21/07
DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!
Out-of-control boyish bawdyhouse legal warrant
  04/21/07
i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies....
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  04/21/07
one or more xoxo monikers.
doobsian national dragon
  04/21/07
Walmart McDonalds unkempt children, usually 4+ of them...
Out-of-control boyish bawdyhouse legal warrant
  04/21/07
lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt ...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  04/21/07
1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches 2. Drives a Le...
Slap-happy cumskin
  04/21/07
only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  04/21/07
my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. ...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  04/21/07
*Clothing Edition* Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric b...
Coral Public Bath
  04/21/07
They order steak well-done.
180 irate corner genital piercing
  04/21/07
premade mixed salad
Titillating at-the-ready range
  04/21/07
With dressing in packets.
Coral Public Bath
  04/21/07
especilly ranch
Titillating at-the-ready range
  04/21/07
misspell "especially."
Coral Public Bath
  04/21/07
pretend typos are spelling errors
Titillating at-the-ready range
  04/21/07
touche :)
Coral Public Bath
  04/21/07
:) Do you ever say "touché" irl?
Titillating at-the-ready range
  04/21/07
Yes.
Coral Public Bath
  04/21/07
tool
cerebral locale
  04/21/07
dude. *shakes head*
Titillating at-the-ready range
  04/21/07
wanna date?
cerebral locale
  04/21/07
are you a rasquach h8er? I can't keep track of them any...
Titillating at-the-ready range
  04/21/07
nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never wo...
cerebral locale
  04/21/07
sorry :( if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometim...
Titillating at-the-ready range
  04/21/07
Quarterstaves Leather Armor Clubs Long Swords Stacks of ...
bateful bonkers half-breed theatre
  04/21/07
180^hizzla
Coral Public Bath
  04/21/07
Dress up for the Olive Garden Color coordinate their shoe...
Cobalt sinister nowag doctorate
  04/21/07
Go to food franchises in general.
Coral Public Bath
  04/21/07
Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its ...
Cobalt sinister nowag doctorate
  04/21/07
bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist. bad feet ...
Frum field
  04/21/07
TVs in cars http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/200...
disrespectful immigrant
  09/28/07
Zune
Slippery school tattoo
  09/28/07
...
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  12/09/07
awesome thread.
white giraffe
  12/09/07
...
Rusted Infuriating Lay
  12/09/07
Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".
opaque excitant garrison striped hyena
  12/09/07
1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills 2. say things...
high-end black space
  01/07/08
9. has a myspace
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  01/12/08
use poors as a noun
Mentally Impaired Razzle-dazzle Reading Party Incel
  01/07/08
1. Degree from Indiana 2. False hopes it will get them a ...
Rusted Infuriating Lay
  01/12/08
...
white giraffe
  01/27/08
Always ask this question about new restaurants: "Did...
pontificating purple kitchen
  01/27/08
Things they do: Watch their little girl die in the car on...
Diverse Orange Step-uncle's House Hunting Ground
  01/27/08
lolz dead poors are funny
federal maniacal forum dopamine
  01/27/08
don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science
Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
  03/15/08
Live in ManhaTTTan ROFL
Ruby menage son of senegal
  03/15/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

support the troops bumper stickers

cell phone belt clips

ill fitting nascar shirts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146888)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Big sapphire box office selfie

stfu n00b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146893)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good set

Friends IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146894)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Hot persian hissy fit

Secondhand Carhartt clothing.

Trashbag over the missing window of their car.

"Big Johnson" or "No Fear" t-shirts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146911)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater

Spiderweb tats on the elbow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Hot persian hissy fit

Good call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147026)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater

The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too popular with fanboi yuppies. Spiderweb tats are still a step beyond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147072)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: violent hospital

180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147839)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:47 PM
Author: Underhanded salmon puppy abode

In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they had one of those "claw" vending machines where you try to grab your goodies with the beg metal hand. My friend spent like 10 bucks trying to grab a cheap, knock-off hat in it that had "Not Scared" instead of "No Fear" printed on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353874)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:15 AM
Author: Frum field

"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511099)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Green comical fortuitous meteor

Confederate flag

Jesus fish

Fox News coffee mug

Rusted dryer on lawn

J.D. from Thomas M. Cooley Law School

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146934)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: brass spot

You confuse rednecks for poors.

A lot of those NASCAR fans with cell phone belt clips make more running a masonry business than most of us will ever make as a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147346)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:48 AM
Author: lime big-titted new version

Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157158)





Date: July 14th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: Indecent swollen private investor

No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita incomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209349)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:38 PM
Author: Beta Twinkling Uncleanness Sound Barrier

WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887393)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Slap-happy cumskin

The vast majority of you are poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977128)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: opaque excitant garrison striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

diskmen instead of ipods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146903)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Pea-brained trip stead feces

IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pretentious trash. Discmen are just as bad, but don't have the negative associations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147122)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

i'd rather be pretentious than a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147141)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:53 AM
Author: Swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy corn cake kitty cat

kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager paychecks on an actual copy of the cd, while ipod kids pirate their songs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156559)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater

Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146905)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good set

it's called "drink". clearly you have never been poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146913)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater

I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it with my potted meat. We just called it "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146930)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac home

awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153742)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: Crystalline Parlor Mexican

165. solid xoxo post. keep it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512126)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:08 PM
Author: cerise galvanic rehab

LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153768)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Hot persian hissy fit

juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146918)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good set

TITMFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146924)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Hot persian hissy fit

YASMFRATS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147011)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: lascivious potus stain

Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle.

In real life they call it juice.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147289)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Hot persian hissy fit

My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which I'm quite familiar with. Poor black people? Less so.

Also, it's a fucking joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147298)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: lascivious potus stain

Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im more experienced blacks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling church building degenerate

drink grape soda

salt their watermelons

say "bling bling"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146919)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good set

More expensive sneakers than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146927)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: flirting gold trust fund whorehouse

This is amazingly accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147541)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:58 AM
Author: charismatic low-t windowlicker masturbator

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157336)





Date: August 14th, 2006 11:57 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good set

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436025)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling church building degenerate

be black

have southern accent

eat oppossum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146947)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Hot persian hissy fit

a fucking possum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146993)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:32 PM
Author: Narrow-minded business firm kitty

southern accent is not by any means something that only poors have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509619)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

shirts w/ dragons on them

baggy jean shorts

penchant for saying "i seen"

jnco jeans



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146981)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Green comical fortuitous meteor

Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (instead of I said). I hear this crap all the time from local poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147041)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:34 AM
Author: Cheese-eating dilemma gunner

"We was."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149442)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:54 AM
Author: Swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy corn cake kitty cat

you is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156564)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: cracking gas station brethren

jnco jeans - LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: Hot persian hissy fit

"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of their truck.

Irrational love of the Earnhardt family.

Buy "Miracle-Whip"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147006)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:03 PM
Author: Thriller aggressive multi-billionaire keepsake machete

Miracle Whip is teh good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153736)





Date: July 8th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: white giraffe

I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164450)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Passionate onyx rigpig stage

Buy lottery tickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147027)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Hot persian hissy fit

Bald head with copious facial hair.

Wearing a John Deere hat, sans irony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147038)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: Self-centered Partner Telephone

first statement, on-point; second, not so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147677)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: Passionate onyx rigpig stage

Chew tobacco

Eat pork rinds

Go without health insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147062)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

beef jerky

hair scrunchies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147076)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: Poppy Razzle Station

beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511076)





Date: April 6th, 2007 4:16 PM
Author: Racy ultramarine boistinker

Discredited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885713)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: insane institution old irish cottage

long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147078)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater

Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and cliffs and flags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147098)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: insane institution old irish cottage

good call.

old navy flag t-shirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147107)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: Laughsome Marketing Idea

Shirts with Disney characters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511346)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: disrespectful immigrant

SPINNING RIMS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147084)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater

They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept in place with old trash can bungee cords.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147087)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Pea-brained trip stead feces

Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147093)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: ivory thirsty fat ankles

Own a car that costs more than the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147103)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: Naked Piazza Psychic

only the rims cost more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147712)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Passionate onyx rigpig stage

Conduct yard sale or gargage sale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147114)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater

In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tattered, soil-stained baby clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147134)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: ivory thirsty fat ankles

and used tampons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147142)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Passionate onyx rigpig stage

Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toaster ovens and chairs with three legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147186)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater

I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147218)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

old navy

talks about her "personal trainer" from curves

hair that's obviously dyed

disney clothing

tweety bird shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147120)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: chestnut soul-stirring skinny woman

your posts in this thread have been spot-on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147565)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:03 PM
Author: dashing amethyst athletic conference dog poop

I agree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147585)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy corn cake kitty cat

because he is poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156569)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort
Subject: i live in indiana

upper middle class peolple and poors live side by side here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171769)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: stimulating filthpig rigor

Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts with black spandex tights and white socks; another common accessory is screaming over-nourished children.

I see these at Wal-marts nationwide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513005)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Hairless Meetinghouse Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147129)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Green comical fortuitous meteor
Subject: Definitely

Also: "Friends don't let friends drive Chevys"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147181)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: ivory thirsty fat ankles

I fucking hate those stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147190)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: ivory thirsty fat ankles

She looks washed out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147130)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Ruddy vibrant theater stage sweet tailpipe

This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortunate, but I acknowledge your right to speak as you please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147147)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they conduct themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171774)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good set

Have student loans

Think BIGLAW is a great salary

Have credit card debt

Rent places



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147149)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:21 PM
Author: cerebral locale

i'm a total poor in this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887307)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

named wayde

icp apparel

prepaid cell phones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147153)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: ivory thirsty fat ankles

lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147168)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Passionate onyx rigpig stage

Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use your phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147198)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:44 AM
Author: aromatic casino mood

I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more expensive cell phones than I do, along with two-year contracts that they'll have to charge to the 24.99% APR credit card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183847)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Green comical fortuitous meteor

"Buy American" stickers

Foil on TV antenna

Dine at Waffle House

Enlist in U.S. Army

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147164)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:42 PM
Author: milky hall

Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509686)





Date: January 27th, 2008 2:48 PM
Author: vigorous depressive

titcream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229659)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater

Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in the trailer's roof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147208)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable)

window mounted air conditioners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147209)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: ivory thirsty fat ankles

They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't identify Iraq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147220)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

shop at jc penny and sears

go to olive garden for special occasions

have facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147221)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Hot persian hissy fit

I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kids can find NY on a map, but not much else, and that includes North.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147261)





Date: July 10th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: obsidian arousing church pocket flask

Where in NY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6177298)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:34 PM
Author: Narrow-minded business firm kitty

western NY has some filthy human garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509636)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: insanely creepy main people

Be fat.

Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appliqued on them.

Chew gum.

Have at least two televisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147222)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: ivory thirsty fat ankles

It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147230)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater

Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than spandex or giant sundresses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147238)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Hot persian hissy fit

Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147251)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: insanely creepy main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147278)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: Passionate onyx rigpig stage

Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147243)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater

I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147256)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Passionate onyx rigpig stage

I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147266)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Hot persian hissy fit

WHHHHHHHHAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147397)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Passionate onyx rigpig stage

Mark of a prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147452)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: ivory thirsty fat ankles

It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, which causes abnormal bowel movements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147260)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Passionate onyx rigpig stage

Put BYOB on wedding invitation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147258)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: ivory thirsty fat ankles

and below that, "No shirt, no cake"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147270)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: insanely creepy main people

On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitation.

Have a cash bar at a wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147290)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: ivory thirsty fat ankles

The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147300)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

walk around without a shirt, a la cops

guys are either obeses or skinny, pale little runts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147284)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:36 PM
Author: Narrow-minded business firm kitty

i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it's trashy as hell and not cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509644)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater

At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's or earlier that they tried to "restore," but failed, and thus, the rotting shell of an Econoline or whatever is still up on blocks in the yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147293)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Odious cruise ship cuck

LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting there were doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147342)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater

If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he has cars up on blocks, he'll give some nonspecific answer along the lines of "I'm workin' on it, I'll fix 'er one day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147374)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: Avocado liquid oxygen trailer park

a number of these apply to me :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147313)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater

I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a bucket when I go swimming, so that I can cook them up later. Old habits die hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147326)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Odious cruise ship cuck

What's the temperature of that water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147367)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater

Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawdads/crayfish are delicious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147384)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Odious cruise ship cuck

Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147400)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater

I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who wanted to divest his property quickly, and who apparently hated his son. I think he sold it to me for cheap just to spite his kid. It was a strange dynamic going on there, but I'm glad I stumbled into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147421)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: transparent appetizing address

Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old after a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147545)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater

Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147562)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Avocado liquid oxygen trailer park

see, you're a little more country than me, petro.

i'm a little country but more ghetto, though i spent more time in the country (moved from city --> country when a kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147468)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: Passionate onyx rigpig stage

Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147511)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater

Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Those shrimpy little lobsters are tasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147542)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy main people

Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "God's Will."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147316)





Date: April 7th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: rambunctious chapel

this didn't work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7888221)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:57 PM
Author: spruce zombie-like ape ceo

he's right about the bibles though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976807)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Passionate onyx rigpig stage

Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147340)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater

Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-out cassette tape of "Appetite for Destruction" somewhere around the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147347)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: transparent appetizing address

kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147348)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:25 PM
Author: cerebral locale

umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Passionate onyx rigpig stage

Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147350)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Odious cruise ship cuck

pet dog period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147360)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: insanely creepy main people

or been neutered or spayed.

And male poors say "I cain't do that to another man" in reference to neutering his dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147366)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: ivory thirsty fat ankles

So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts of town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147376)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: insanely creepy main people

Exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147385)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

"let it be" beetles t-shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147357)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: Hairless Meetinghouse Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147379)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: ivory thirsty fat ankles

Or a class ring from James Madison University

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147396)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Hairless Meetinghouse Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147465)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: ivory thirsty fat ankles

see below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147473)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: Odious cruise ship cuck

It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of these. Even the blacks around where I live are somewhat well behaved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147390)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater

I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147532)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: Odious cruise ship cuck

If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, I'm in for a real treat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147551)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: spruce zombie-like ape ceo

that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari bus with an announcer blatantly making fun of the white trash as they pass while all the tourists snap pictures and look through binoculars. i would totally pay to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976817)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:10 PM
Author: Coral Public Bath

"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hilljack emerging from his double-wide dwelling, having already engaged in hunting and gathering behavior for the day, evinced by the mini-bag of Cool Ranch doritos in his hand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976877)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: erotic associate

This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977481)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:39 PM
Author: Twinkling Sickened Ticket Booth

shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153601)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: bipolar tantric yarmulke

thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154936)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: garnet locus factory reset button

although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it is pathetic how sheltered :D is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157904)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:02 PM
Author: cracking gas station brethren

That took you a minute to realize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171336)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Passionate onyx rigpig stage

Inability to tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147394)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:45 PM
Author: insanely creepy main people

Wears a polyester clip on instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147410)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:57 AM
Author: Swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy corn cake kitty cat

most college kids can't tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156582)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:58 AM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156589)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: fantasy-prone office water buffalo

WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did your parents tie your tie for dances and stuff in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157397)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: aromatic casino mood

That's because of travesties such as student loans, state universities, need-based financial aid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183891)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:08 AM
Author: bistre tripping library candlestick maker

i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to tie one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157387)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: Passionate onyx rigpig stage

Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147419)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater

The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the kids jump on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147434)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: Odious cruise ship cuck

home equity loans

(lack of) flood insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147449)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: ivory thirsty fat ankles

Attend a state school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147459)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: Passionate onyx rigpig stage

Burn your own garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147484)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: dashing amethyst athletic conference dog poop

Awesome. We used to do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147540)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: Passionate onyx rigpig stage

League bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147497)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:02 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147576)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: ivory thirsty fat ankles

Name their kids after a major deity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147498)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: olive dysfunction

have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus

think living in Florida is "making it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147509)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:27 PM
Author: cerebral locale

*think living in Florida is "making it"*

I'm a total poor!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887330)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: Passionate onyx rigpig stage

Eat government cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147520)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: brass spot

Government cheese!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147536)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: twisted irradiated senate volcanic crater

Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147525)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Odious cruise ship cuck

I saw that at TAMU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147566)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

net zero and similar isp's



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147533)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: ivory thirsty fat ankles

Think we are at war with France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147534)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Glittery den travel guidebook

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157377)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: multi-colored turdskin

Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have lived in the midwest their entire lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147553)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

omg yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147558)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: Frum field

nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977957)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: Coral Public Bath

I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977965)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

tend to be angered easily

wic

paid disability

formula feed their kids

kool aid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147556)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: insanely creepy main people

Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wish she'd bottled fed the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: Mildly autistic french trump supporter

formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone who does it without having to for medical reasons is a bad mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: chestnut soul-stirring skinny woman

i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appeared to be kool-aid in a bottle and off-brand "cheese puffs." i was properly horrified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147611)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: insanely creepy main people

Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147624)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: chestnut soul-stirring skinny woman

it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147655)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: Passionate onyx rigpig stage

Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147821)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:31 AM
Author: chestnut soul-stirring skinny woman

a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is.

b) you do not bring a dehydrated child onto the subway and feed them "cheese puffs."

kill self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157781)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:51 AM
Author: Cheese-eating dilemma gunner

Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade.

http://www.endonurse.com/hotnews/5ah261635288077.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164101)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: Talented shaky ladyboy

"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade Sports Science Institute."

hmmmmmmmmm........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171792)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: ivory thirsty fat ankles

Say things like:

"I'll tell you what"

"Fixin"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147568)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: ivory thirsty fat ankles

The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was to one of the following:

Disney World

Las Vegas

Some TTT cruise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147599)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: multi-colored turdskin

Get laid off

Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too)

Blame everything negative on "niggers"

Think cargo pants are dressing up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147600)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: insanely creepy main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147609)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: Odious cruise ship cuck

Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one Vegas reality show, this black dad took a family trip to Vegas to win enough money for a real vacation. He played craps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147623)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:08 PM
Author: insanely creepy main people

Silver Dollar City vacations.

EDIT: This keeps posting to the wrong spot. I don't know why.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147633)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: smoky curious pistol

I LOLed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158093)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:52 AM
Author: aromatic casino mood

There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there's poor hunting (gun rack on pickup truck).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183939)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:29 PM
Author: cerebral locale

hooray on the third one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887343)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde and always looks wet and walks around with a 3/4" thick nokia cell phone from 1996 and uses it not only to talk, but to gesture and smokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147606)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: flirting gold trust fund whorehouse

Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147617)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: ivory thirsty fat ankles

No savings and no rational plan to start saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147625)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks

uses money orders frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147642)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: flirting gold trust fund whorehouse

"Payday Loans"

Get your next paycheck NOW!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147645)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: insanely creepy main people

Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147647)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:11 PM
Author: Odious cruise ship cuck

Shut the fuck up, poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147658)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: aromatic casino mood

And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183959)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

shiny hair gel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147672)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:13 PM
Author: Odious cruise ship cuck

Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for:

TEXT SEXY1 to 44338 and get hot text messages sent right to your phone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147688)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: Self-centered Partner Telephone

husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "the guard"

first date at Denny's; makeout session afterward; guy chivalrously shares cig with woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147702)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:17 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

lol at "the guard"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147731)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers and american eagle make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147721)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: flirting gold trust fund whorehouse

Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corroded, and would probably fail at protecting the occupants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147788)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:25 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

no trespassing signs... as if.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147818)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:56 AM
Author: aromatic casino mood

Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those bars are my aunt and uncle when they had an apartment on Beacon Hill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183990)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

uses computers at public library

owns a chevy astro van



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147802)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom

thinks we should just blow iraq up

thinks kerry would have legalized gay marriage if he won



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147825)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: flirting gold trust fund whorehouse

Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to black people for fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147834)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:28 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

tats:

azn symbols

something like a flower on the back of a pale, skinny shoulder revealed by a halter top

ankle tats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147852)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:38 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

watches america's funniest videos

watches pro wrestling and has a favorite pro wrestler

thinks getting dressed up is putting on a cheap polo, khakis, and sketcher boots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

watches mad tv and blue collar comdey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147971)





Date: July 6th, 2006 3:52 AM
Author: Ebony house

- Sheets instead of doors inside the house

- 5 HBO channels, Showtime, and Cinemax but no air conditioning

- Cheetos always available

- Warped trampoline from excessive sun exposure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149368)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:42 AM
Author: Cheese-eating dilemma gunner

How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149457)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:51 AM
Author: Ebony house

http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php

"Trampoline repair becomes necessary after perimeter stitching deteriorates in the sun's UV-rays. Depending on your location and your trampoline's sun exposure, stitching typically lasts 3 to 8 years before failure."

Never doubt me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156554)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Cheese-eating dilemma gunner

What does that have to do with warping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156572)





Date: July 7th, 2006 3:00 AM
Author: Ebony house

Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that would throw you in weird directions, because it was warped, presumably from uneven deterioration of stitching...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:00 AM
Author: tan free-loading brunch wrinkle

These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someone to mention hunting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149381)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:01 AM
Author: chest-beating khaki stag film

hybrids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149384)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: fantasy-prone office water buffalo

Smoke cigarettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153698)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring demanding base

Whatyoudreamof!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154939)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

wear us polo assn

shop at outlet malls



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156567)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:47 AM
Author: emerald knife french chef

A good start, but all y'all missed:

1. 3L sodas

2. Miller High Life cans

3. Jello shots at memorial day picnic

4. 7 foot wide sat dish

5. "who needs boobs with an ass like mine?" t-shirt

6. purchasing any amount of meat in excess of 1 pound

7. troll doll stuck to dashboard

8. beanie baby collection in closet "increasing in value"

9. Holiday glasses/mugs from fast food restaurant

10. Footstools in living room

11. Reference to "mud room" or "rec room"

12. Unfinished basement

13. Set of "snow tires" in garage

14. piles of camel cash sitting around kitchen

15. Water on cereal instead of milk

16. Above ground swimming pool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157156)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:52 AM
Author: tan free-loading brunch wrinkle

Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157161)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:56 AM
Author: emerald knife french chef

I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto than poor, to be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157174)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac home

This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 high life bottles at a bar with a patio and live music is one of the joys of life, and even the participation of a poor or two cannot ruin it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157250)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: dashing amethyst athletic conference dog poop

Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must be losing touch with my roots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157903)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: Deep marvelous crotch

All of these are credited except #7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158052)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

what's a 3l soda?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171702)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: cracking gas station brethren

3 liter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171730)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

i've never seen such a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171742)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: cracking gas station brethren

Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171757)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:03 AM
Author: aromatic casino mood

Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was from my mom, who had one in her 30-room house in Westchester when she was growing up.

Also, an unfinished basement is sometimes okay; until my family finished ours, it had a dirt floor (for its first 250 years of existence).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184046)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:58 AM
Author: Confused Beady-eyed Orchestra Pit

6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other family) and had it butchered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511387)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: Out-of-control boyish bawdyhouse legal warrant

did they watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976849)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:00 PM
Author: Histrionic property

16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally associated with wealth but doing it cheaply.

also, cars that were once expensive but are now 15 years old and have no value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885262)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:34 AM
Author: Vivacious sanctuary

Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni.

Try to use their degree in "Business Administration" from there to apply to HBS.

Nickname things that shouldn't be nicknamed (Coffee = Joe, Coors = Colorado Kool Aid, Gasoline = Go Juice)

Celebrate their farts. "Damn! Good One!!!!"

Still wear mullets.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157260)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:47 AM
Author: fantasy-prone office water buffalo

Wow. You sound completely out of touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157291)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:51 AM
Author: Spectacular Affirmative Action

Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of their assets in worth?

Also, say "INsurance" instead of "inSURance."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157307)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:52 AM
Author: Glittery den travel guidebook

So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157311)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:56 AM
Author: fantasy-prone office water buffalo

Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157327)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:57 AM
Author: Glittery den travel guidebook

it applies to allll of my family, both sides

my immediate family as well... i've always been considered the nigger sheep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157333)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: Spectacular Affirmative Action

Is that b/c you're black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157342)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: Glittery den travel guidebook

if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157345)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: fantasy-prone office water buffalo

with your booklearnin...

Could you have made your Dad a lot prouder by making the All-State football team in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157351)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:02 AM
Author: Glittery den travel guidebook

my dad was not part of my childhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157360)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: fantasy-prone office water buffalo

*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157365)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: Glittery den travel guidebook

daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157374)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Spectacular Affirmative Action

LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a stern look on his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157380)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: Spectacular Affirmative Action

REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157368)





Date: March 6th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: brindle point goyim

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714687)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: obsidian arousing church pocket flask

Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171836)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: charismatic low-t windowlicker masturbator

Family that has been killed in a war

bellies that hang over their belt

cheeto fingers

edit: i would continue this to say a minibag of chips or a soda in their hands at all times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157353)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: Spectacular Affirmative Action

Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157372)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac home

I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157378)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: Spectacular Affirmative Action

Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157389)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:07 AM
Author: multi-colored turdskin

Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth

Distrust the government for the wrong reasons

Work at a "plant" or a "shop"

Fat chicks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157384)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: Spectacular Affirmative Action

"Fat chicks."

It never ceases to amaze me how accurate this is. They should sell their blubber to the Eskimos or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157393)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:13 AM
Author: Glittery den travel guidebook

"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons"

very accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157402)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: charismatic low-t windowlicker masturbator

Morals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157390)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:16 AM
Author: Spectacular Affirmative Action

*chortle*

You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, dood. Poors are violent and negligent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157420)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:34 AM
Author: Impressive Useless Brakes Mad Cow Disease

I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people have social rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157794)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: cerebral locale

and what social rules are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887367)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:36 AM
Author: chestnut soul-stirring skinny woman

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157806)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: Glittery den travel guidebook

'vote republican' bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157405)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:22 AM
Author: Impressive Useless Brakes Mad Cow Disease

So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and from a city or a suburb?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157726)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:32 AM
Author: Umber Rough-skinned Lodge Newt

A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance.

"Yiz"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157785)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: Flesh deer antler black woman

Lots of unprotected sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164105)





Date: July 8th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: Passionate onyx rigpig stage

Read National Enquirer and other tabloids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164181)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: Cheese-eating dilemma gunner

Why do you suppose that is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171185)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: Passionate onyx rigpig stage

Stupidity plus bad taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172327)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: smoky curious pistol

Kankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171193)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:46 PM
Author: chestnut soul-stirring skinny woman

kankles r so waspy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171274)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:52 PM
Author: smoky curious pistol

I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about that woman said wasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171300)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: chestnut soul-stirring skinny woman

whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman with short, greying hair, a long skirt or khakis and loafers for folks with wide feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171304)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: supple temple nibblets

But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team with their coworkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171255)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: effete roast beef gay wizard

shit in bags

piss off the porch

piss in bottles if it's late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171276)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: Saffron codepig

An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171314)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171827)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: cracking gas station brethren

Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)'

Breathes through their mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171374)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:29 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's

2. 80's hair

3. thinks pontiac g6s are "awesome"

4. camaros

5. four-wheelers

6. dirt bikes

7. brown lip liner rings

8. at least one dead tooth

9. the only ones in suits at weddings are the groom and best men

11. pajama pants

12. work boots

13. carpenter jeans

14. fossil is the holy grail of watches

15. short sleaved button shirts

16. if he even has a dress shirt, the collar has a button 17. in each corner

18. can be seen walking around with a generic bottle of water, thinking they're the shit for drinking bottled water

19. think dkny jeans is actual dkny

20. bleach stained clothing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171925)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:55 AM
Author: yapping tanning salon

wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183983)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:38 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171966)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

have night jobs as "minute men"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172289)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: fighting jap sandwich

Bush/Cheney bumper stickers

Support/Pray for Our Troops magnets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172303)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:21 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172705)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:44 PM
Author: Green comical fortuitous meteor

Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172887)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

a missing limb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173090)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:18 PM
Author: copper exhilarant indirect expression

drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand cigarettes, drive irocs or old camrys, watch nascar, have a broken piece of exercise equipment in their living room, go to county fairs, live in a trailer, eat tv dinners, have tattoos with signifcant others name (that they are no longer with), kids out of wedlock... need i go on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173123)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

smoke or have tattoos period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173178)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

cell phone cases



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173181)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:53 AM
Author: Thriller aggressive multi-billionaire keepsake machete

jobs as strip mall security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183945)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: Navy organic girlfriend shrine

use Vaseline as lube.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184062)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

"work trucks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187079)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: Hot persian hissy fit

CAR EDITION!

a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid.

A mustang from the 1980s

A "pimped" Dodge Aries

A door of a different color than the rest of the car.

A Git-R-Done bumper sticker.

IROC...need I say more?

Jesus/abortion bumper stickers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187102)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:43 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

sell plasma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187113)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:24 AM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

eat at buffets

diabetes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199730)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:26 AM
Author: pungent pit philosopher-king

"Worst Type of American Whites" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199742)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:39 AM
Author: Ebony house

Take fiber supplements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199792)





Date: July 14th, 2006 3:57 AM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

listen to 3 doors down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209092)





Date: July 14th, 2006 10:45 AM
Author: hideous site dingle berry

Wear hats with flames on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209872)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pasteurized cheese spread."

i also so a coon hunting liscense on a truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353776)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:48 PM
Author: wonderful stock car market

"Big Dogs" sportswear

Wraparound shades

Dial-up internet access on 28.8K modem

Motivational posters at workplace - "Teamwork", "Excellence", etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353880)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:06 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354036)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: Hot persian hissy fit

Ahh, Successories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354064)





Date: August 9th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

roll their own cigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6404774)





Date: August 9th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6405171)





Date: August 10th, 2006 8:27 AM
Author: Buff mental disorder

Low tuition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6412804)





Date: August 14th, 2006 12:10 PM
Author: concupiscible bespoke love of her life principal's office

Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but don't pay child support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436107)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:25 PM
Author: pearly provocative pozpig halford

ask what makes a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509578)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:43 PM
Author: milky hall

Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509697)





Date: August 27th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: Rebellious Vermilion Theater Regret

Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair from a place that advertises on the subway.

Still wear neon clothing

Go to Red Lobster whenever there is a big family celebration

Have a half-erased tattoo on their body (saving money to get the rest done)

waist-length hair

Have their own name, or a boyfriend or girlfriend's tattooed on their arm

Shop at Costco

Drink beer with every meal

Think "Reader's Digest" is sophisticated reading material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510681)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510931)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: Wine electric center macaca

most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class suburbanites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510967)





Date: August 27th, 2006 6:11 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

american cars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511197)





Date: September 20th, 2006 1:21 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

oversized, dingy parkas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6646503)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:34 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

watch daytime television

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030604)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: exciting school cafeteria

live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if able-bodied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030621)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: supple temple nibblets

Let Maury Povich determine paternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030633)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:46 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030730)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:39 PM
Author: exciting school cafeteria

spend more on their rims than on their homes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030666)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:40 PM
Author: Titillating at-the-ready range

damn it. I have *all* of these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030670)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:06 AM
Author: heady gaping

frog giggin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030946)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: heady gaping

glamour shots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030953)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:09 AM
Author: exciting school cafeteria

Glamous shots? novel! What are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030974)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: turquoise boltzmann round eye

The HIV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030958)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:38 AM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

pocket knifes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511069)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:43 AM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

a dead tooth and a factory job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511074)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

a revoked license

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511094)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:14 AM
Author: Frum field

Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 years later).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511098)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:22 AM
Author: nofapping contagious international law enforcement agency foreskin

...more sex than the losers here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511102)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:57 AM
Author: wild hell jewess

Go to church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511114)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:06 PM
Author: Grizzly Hairraiser Hominid

Poors always pour the milk in first.

Breeding tells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512091)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:37 PM
Author: cerebral locale

*Poors always pour the milk in first.*

wow, good call on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887389)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: Crystalline Parlor Mexican

building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been doing so and talking about it for 3-4 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512143)





Date: January 30th, 2007 2:48 PM
Author: Scarlet area gaming laptop

buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in the house reads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512741)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:15 PM
Author: Scarlet area gaming laptop

light fireworks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512857)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:23 PM
Author: charcoal floppy nursing home coldplay fan

past the age of 13 I agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513305)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:05 AM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

get arrested by the po-lice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582631)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:08 AM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

uncontrolled acne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582633)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:09 AM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

scraggly facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582634)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

don't think 'saw' is a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582640)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

black guys white girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582641)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

support our troops and fetuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714416)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: Coral Public Bath

foreskin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714445)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

titcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714524)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQwfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885160)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: Slate indian lodge

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074GevcCU

Um.

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2378757960054106074ZQxKPt

Is that dude getting married in a short sleeve flannel shirt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885172)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:49 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

at his wedding, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885195)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz location milk

His cousin is pretty hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885397)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Iridescent Preventive Strike State

buy hummer H3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885176)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

i vote pro-life bumper stickers

bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885419)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: Hairless Meetinghouse Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885465)





Date: April 6th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: frozen fragrant shitlib heaven

own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard decorations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7886332)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: Wine electric center macaca

bluetooth earpieces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887384)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:40 PM
Author: cerebral locale

drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put their ashes in the empty beer can.

play "spades"

think reading Jane Austen or Virginia Woolf is cool if you're a white male

work at Friday's, Applebee's, Red Lobster, etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887404)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Coral Public Bath

Have weddings on days other than Saturday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976727)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

make threads about ny being too expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976852)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: Coral Public Bath

Or call things "expensive" period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976867)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy corn cake kitty cat

no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976925)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:23 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me about the difference between sushi and sashimi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976941)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy corn cake kitty cat

people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only confuse you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976950)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbian vests make you so worldly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976972)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy corn cake kitty cat

they don't, but at least i've been out of my state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976999)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every western european capital there is.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977018)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy corn cake kitty cat
Subject: and central and eastern

sorry kid, h&m is passe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977038)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977050)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy corn cake kitty cat

wrong chain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977144)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: Out-of-control boyish bawdyhouse legal warrant

*wipes tears of laughter away*

*emails thread link to everyone i know*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976907)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Sienna Queen Of The Night

Too lazy to read the other posts, but...

Do: Beat each other up, get payday loans, buy shitty beer.

Have: Scabies, horse-track stubs, and babies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977010)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Out-of-control boyish bawdyhouse legal warrant

DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977052)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies. probably because they're irrational due to their smaller brains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977099)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:45 PM
Author: doobsian national dragon

one or more xoxo monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977065)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: Out-of-control boyish bawdyhouse legal warrant

Walmart

McDonalds

unkempt children, usually 4+ of them, all under the age of 6, with a bun in the oven

wears the faded black spandex pants that stop mid calf + white ankle socks + cheap running shoes (ironic, cuz they never run anywhere) uniform

cheeto mouth

smokes half a cigaret, then puts out/saves it for later

crooked adult teeth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977094)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt a gas station attendant's work break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977121)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Slap-happy cumskin

1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches

2. Drives a Lexus

3. Can't wait to get their "huge" biglaw salary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977141)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977169)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. now he can't keep a job because he always gets in fights with people because he has something to prove. he also wears jorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977189)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:39 PM
Author: Coral Public Bath

*Clothing Edition*

Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric belts, shirts by Akademiks, RocaWear, Sean John or just general no-brand stuff with pictures of money, currency signs, guns or cars on the front. Bandannas. Mesh hats sans irony. Multiple sets of hunting fatigues. Acid-wash jeans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977762)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:48 PM
Author: 180 irate corner genital piercing

They order steak well-done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977822)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:49 PM
Author: Titillating at-the-ready range

premade mixed salad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977829)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:52 PM
Author: Coral Public Bath

With dressing in packets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977844)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Titillating at-the-ready range

especilly ranch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977851)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:54 PM
Author: Coral Public Bath

misspell "especially."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977857)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: Titillating at-the-ready range

pretend typos are spelling errors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977895)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Coral Public Bath

touche :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977902)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:04 PM
Author: Titillating at-the-ready range

:)

Do you ever say "touché" irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977921)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:05 PM
Author: Coral Public Bath

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977929)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: cerebral locale

tool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977968)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: Titillating at-the-ready range

dude.

*shakes head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977973)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: cerebral locale

wanna date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977987)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: Titillating at-the-ready range

are you a rasquach h8er?

I can't keep track of them anymore. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978007)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: cerebral locale

nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never would have thought of that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978035)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Titillating at-the-ready range

sorry :(

if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometimes, with chicken strips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978120)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: bateful bonkers half-breed theatre

Quarterstaves

Leather Armor

Clubs

Long Swords

Stacks of Arrows

Stacks of Crossbolts

Scrolls of Magic Missile

Scrolls of Identify

Minor Healing Potions

Notes Found on a Dead Body - Return to Nearest Innkeeper to Claim Small Reward

Small Gems

Wolf Pelts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977883)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Coral Public Bath

180^hizzla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977904)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: Cobalt sinister nowag doctorate

Dress up for the Olive Garden

Color coordinate their shoes/shirt/hat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977977)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: Coral Public Bath

Go to food franchises in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977983)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:16 PM
Author: Cobalt sinister nowag doctorate

Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its close and I just want a cheap meal that I'm too lazy to make. Thinking its an event = poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977992)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: Frum field

bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist.

bad feet

wear flannel even when it is hot out.

wear a robe around the house.

save ketchup packets, salt & pepper, and plastic utensils from fast food places.

Use a clothes hanger as a as a tv antenna

Hangs clothes on the clothes line.

drinks tang, generic sodas (grape, strawberry, apple).

Watches televion stations in a language they don't know.

Thinks 10$/hr is alot to get paid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978172)





Date: September 28th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: disrespectful immigrant

TVs in cars

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/09/gpstv.jpg

Car balls

http://www.boudist.com/images/car-balls.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702465)





Date: September 28th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: Slippery school tattoo

Zune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702480)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:21 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001764)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: white giraffe

awesome thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001858)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:29 PM
Author: Rusted Infuriating Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001801)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: opaque excitant garrison striped hyena

Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001854)





Date: January 7th, 2008 5:24 AM
Author: high-end black space

1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills

2. say things like "i only have 50 minutes left on my cell phone plan"

3. live within 2 blocks of a liquor store, with a check-cashing service

4. roll up their own cigarettes.

5. ask their friends "can i hit that" on the above mentioned cigarettes.

6. ask "how much gas you got in your car?"

7. drink beer in the park

8. drink beer in coin-operated laundry mats

9. updates their myspace more than once a month



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125098)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:21 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

9. has a myspace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152404)





Date: January 7th, 2008 9:47 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Razzle-dazzle Reading Party Incel

use poors as a noun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125298)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:22 PM
Author: Rusted Infuriating Lay

1. Degree from Indiana

2. False hopes it will get them a job paying over 40k/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152408)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:36 AM
Author: white giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228844)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:40 AM
Author: pontificating purple kitchen

Always ask this question about new restaurants:

"Did you get enough?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228853)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:10 PM
Author: Diverse Orange Step-uncle's House Hunting Ground

Things they do:

Watch their little girl die in the car on the way to the doctor from a simple strep infection because they can't afford insurance and can't afford to pay the doctor so they put off going hoping the illnes will clear up on its own.

This thread is disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229344)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:12 PM
Author: federal maniacal forum dopamine

lolz

dead poors are funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229354)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:14 PM
Author: Duck-like jet-lagged scourge upon the earth resort

don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481949)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:15 PM
Author: Ruby menage son of senegal

Live in ManhaTTTan

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481952)