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support the troops bumper stickers cell phone belt clips i...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
stfu n00b!
Learning Disabled Brilliant Ratface
  07/05/06
Friends IRL
contagious lodge
  07/05/06
Secondhand Carhartt clothing. Trashbag over the missing win...
Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea
  07/05/06
Spiderweb tats on the elbow
topaz curious field preventive strike
  07/05/06
Good call.
Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea
  07/05/06
The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too po...
topaz curious field preventive strike
  07/05/06
180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.
galvanic locus
  07/05/06
In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they...
Sienna out-of-control pocket flask blood rage
  08/01/06
"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the referen...
costumed ruby chad
  01/30/07
Confederate flag Jesus fish Fox News coffee mug Rus...
180 lime boltzmann
  07/05/06
You confuse rednecks for poors. A lot of those NASCAR fan...
dashing submissive office lettuce
  07/05/06
Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.
Judgmental Jet Principal's Office Hairy Legs
  07/07/06
No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita inco...
Narrow-minded Hall Dysfunction
  07/14/06
WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS
Cracking corner police squad
  04/06/07
The vast majority of you are poors
Heady theatre
  04/21/07
...
Bateful Sex Offender
  12/09/07
diskmen instead of ipods
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pre...
painfully honest concupiscible forum generalized bond
  07/05/06
i'd rather be pretentious than a poor
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager payc...
Maniacal fat ankles
  07/07/06
Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."
topaz curious field preventive strike
  07/05/06
it's called "drink". clearly you have never been ...
contagious lodge
  07/05/06
I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it wit...
topaz curious field preventive strike
  07/05/06
awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.
disturbing racy site
  07/06/06
165. solid xoxo post. keep it up
Indigo effete cuck
  01/30/07
LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...
Infuriating Laughsome Circlehead
  07/06/06
juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.
Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea
  07/05/06
TITMFCR
contagious lodge
  07/05/06
YASMFRATS
Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea
  07/05/06
Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle. In rea...
Comical ticket booth organic girlfriend
  07/05/06
My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which...
Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea
  07/05/06
Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im ...
Comical ticket booth organic girlfriend
  07/05/06
drink grape soda salt their watermelons say "bling bl...
Fishy fragrant old irish cottage casino
  07/05/06
More expensive sneakers than you.
contagious lodge
  07/05/06
This is amazingly accurate
rough-skinned maize keepsake machete
  07/05/06
A+
bronze deer antler new version
  07/07/06
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490
contagious lodge
  08/14/06
be black have southern accent eat oppossum
Fishy fragrant old irish cottage casino
  07/05/06
a fucking possum.
Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea
  07/05/06
southern accent is not by any means something that only poor...
Drab stimulating range personal credit line
  08/27/06
shirts w/ dragons on them baggy jean shorts penchant for s...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (in...
180 lime boltzmann
  07/05/06
"We was."
Flesh giraffe
  07/06/06
you is.
Maniacal fat ankles
  07/07/06
jnco jeans - LOLOLOL
honey-headed clown
  07/09/06
"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of...
Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea
  07/05/06
Miracle Whip is teh good
Irate sound barrier
  07/06/06
I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!
free-loading fluffy sanctuary
  07/08/06
Buy lottery tickets
marvelous crackhouse
  07/05/06
Bald head with copious facial hair. Wearing a John Deere ...
Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea
  07/05/06
first statement, on-point; second, not so much.
thriller cerise house weed whacker
  07/05/06
Chew tobacco Eat pork rinds Go without health insuranc...
marvelous crackhouse
  07/05/06
beef jerky hair scrunchies
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.
slate puppy
  08/27/06
Discredited.
Boyish gaping affirmative action
  04/06/07
long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.
flickering background story public bath
  07/05/06
Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and ...
topaz curious field preventive strike
  07/05/06
good call. old navy flag t-shirt.
flickering background story public bath
  07/05/06
Shirts with Disney characters
Angry laser beams
  01/30/07
SPINNING RIMS.
violet trailer park feces
  07/05/06
They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept ...
topaz curious field preventive strike
  07/05/06
Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious"...
painfully honest concupiscible forum generalized bond
  07/05/06
Own a car that costs more than the house.
Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn
  07/05/06
only the rims cost more
sickened violent menage
  07/05/06
Conduct yard sale or gargage sale
marvelous crackhouse
  07/05/06
In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tatter...
topaz curious field preventive strike
  07/05/06
and used tampons
Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn
  07/05/06
Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toa...
marvelous crackhouse
  07/05/06
I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.
topaz curious field preventive strike
  07/05/06
old navy talks about her "personal trainer" from ...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
your posts in this thread have been spot-on.
exciting clear garrison
  07/05/06
I agree with this.
adventurous insecure parlour volcanic crater
  07/05/06
because he is poor
Maniacal fat ankles
  07/07/06
i live in indiana
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/09/06
Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts wi...
Outnumbered embarrassed to the bone famous landscape painting black woman
  01/30/07
...
vermilion toaster stead
  07/05/06
Definitely
180 lime boltzmann
  07/05/06
I fucking hate those stickers
Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn
  07/05/06
She looks washed out
Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn
  07/05/06
This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortun...
Exhilarant ruddy hominid rehab
  07/05/06
it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/09/06
Have student loans Think BIGLAW is a great salary Have...
contagious lodge
  07/05/06
i'm a total poor in this case.
Beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  04/06/07
named wayde icp apparel prepaid cell phones
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off
Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn
  07/05/06
Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use y...
marvelous crackhouse
  07/05/06
I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more ex...
Snowy National Security Agency Depressive
  07/11/06
"Buy American" stickers Foil on TV antenna D...
180 lime boltzmann
  07/05/06
Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH
Red Arousing Location Partner
  08/27/06
titcream
Dun Talented Toilet Seat
  01/27/08
Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in ...
topaz curious field preventive strike
  07/05/06
watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable) window ...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't ide...
Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn
  07/05/06
shop at jc penny and sears go to olive garden for special o...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kid...
Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea
  07/05/06
Where in NY?
Turquoise motley cruise ship trump supporter
  07/10/06
western NY has some filthy human garbage.
Drab stimulating range personal credit line
  08/27/06
Be fat. Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appl...
gaped rigpig
  07/05/06
It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low in...
Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn
  07/05/06
Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than s...
topaz curious field preventive strike
  07/05/06
Correct.
Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea
  07/05/06
...
gaped rigpig
  07/05/06
Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet
marvelous crackhouse
  07/05/06
I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.
topaz curious field preventive strike
  07/05/06
I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly off...
marvelous crackhouse
  07/05/06
WHHHHHHHHAT?
Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea
  07/05/06
Mark of a prole
marvelous crackhouse
  07/05/06
It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, ...
Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn
  07/05/06
Put BYOB on wedding invitation
marvelous crackhouse
  07/05/06
and below that, "No shirt, no cake"
Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn
  07/05/06
On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitati...
gaped rigpig
  07/05/06
The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)
Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn
  07/05/06
walk around without a shirt, a la cops guys are either obes...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it...
Drab stimulating range personal credit line
  08/27/06
At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's o...
topaz curious field preventive strike
  07/05/06
LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting the...
Razzle-dazzle center
  07/05/06
If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he ...
topaz curious field preventive strike
  07/05/06
a number of these apply to me :(
Awkward rose library goyim
  07/05/06
I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a ...
topaz curious field preventive strike
  07/05/06
What's the temperature of that water?
Razzle-dazzle center
  07/05/06
Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawd...
topaz curious field preventive strike
  07/05/06
Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.
Razzle-dazzle center
  07/05/06
I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who w...
topaz curious field preventive strike
  07/05/06
Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old...
Mahogany wonderful temple
  07/05/06
Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.
topaz curious field preventive strike
  07/05/06
see, you're a little more country than me, petro. i'm a l...
Awkward rose library goyim
  07/05/06
Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.
marvelous crackhouse
  07/05/06
Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Th...
topaz curious field preventive strike
  07/05/06
Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "...
gaped rigpig
  07/05/06
this didn't work
Bat-shit-crazy Brunch Newt
  04/07/07
he's right about the bibles though
mind-boggling filthy lay mad-dog skullcap
  04/21/07
Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them
marvelous crackhouse
  07/05/06
Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-o...
topaz curious field preventive strike
  07/05/06
kids
Mahogany wonderful temple
  07/05/06
umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.
Beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  04/06/07
Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog ...
marvelous crackhouse
  07/05/06
pet dog period
Razzle-dazzle center
  07/05/06
or been neutered or spayed. And male poors say "I ca...
gaped rigpig
  07/05/06
So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts o...
Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn
  07/05/06
Exactly.
gaped rigpig
  07/05/06
"let it be" beetles t-shirts
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
...
vermilion toaster stead
  07/05/06
Or a class ring from James Madison University
Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn
  07/05/06
...
vermilion toaster stead
  07/05/06
see below
Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn
  07/05/06
It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of t...
Razzle-dazzle center
  07/05/06
I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.
topaz curious field preventive strike
  07/05/06
If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, ...
Razzle-dazzle center
  07/05/06
that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari...
mind-boggling filthy lay mad-dog skullcap
  04/21/07
"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hill...
shimmering theater filthpig
  04/21/07
This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet...
Elite Sooty Haunted Graveyard Hospital
  04/21/07
shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park...
cyan dead incel
  07/06/06
thank you.
maroon lascivious kitchen
  07/06/06
although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it ...
Amethyst medicated double fault market
  07/07/06
That took you a minute to realize.
honey-headed clown
  07/09/06
Inability to tie a necktie
marvelous crackhouse
  07/05/06
Wears a polyester clip on instead.
gaped rigpig
  07/05/06
most college kids can't tie a necktie
Maniacal fat ankles
  07/07/06
doubt it
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/07/06
WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did...
soul-stirring light university
  07/07/06
That's because of travesties such as student loans, state un...
Snowy National Security Agency Depressive
  07/11/06
i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to...
adulterous histrionic mental disorder
  07/07/06
Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"
marvelous crackhouse
  07/05/06
The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the k...
topaz curious field preventive strike
  07/05/06
home equity loans (lack of) flood insurance
Razzle-dazzle center
  07/05/06
Attend a state school
Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn
  07/05/06
Burn your own garbage
marvelous crackhouse
  07/05/06
Awesome. We used to do this.
adventurous insecure parlour volcanic crater
  07/05/06
League bowling
marvelous crackhouse
  07/05/06
bowling
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
Name their kids after a major deity
Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn
  07/05/06
have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus think...
aromatic set internal respiration
  07/05/06
*think living in Florida is "making it"* I'm a ...
Beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  04/06/07
Eat government cheese
marvelous crackhouse
  07/05/06
Government cheese!
dashing submissive office lettuce
  07/05/06
Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.
topaz curious field preventive strike
  07/05/06
I saw that at TAMU.
Razzle-dazzle center
  07/05/06
net zero and similar isp's
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
Think we are at war with France
Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn
  07/05/06
titcr
Razzle patrolman
  07/07/06
Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have liv...
Umber appetizing roommate
  07/05/06
omg yes
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.
costumed ruby chad
  04/21/07
I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.
shimmering theater filthpig
  04/21/07
tend to be angered easily wic paid disability formula fe...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wis...
gaped rigpig
  07/05/06
formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone...
scarlet very tactful becky
  07/06/06
i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appear...
exciting clear garrison
  07/05/06
Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?
gaped rigpig
  07/05/06
it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.
exciting clear garrison
  07/05/06
Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.
marvelous crackhouse
  07/05/06
a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is. b) ...
exciting clear garrison
  07/07/06
Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade. http://www.endonur...
Flesh giraffe
  07/08/06
"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade S...
Erotic Home Main People
  07/09/06
Say things like: "I'll tell you what" "...
Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn
  07/05/06
The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was...
Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn
  07/05/06
Get laid off Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too) Blame...
Umber appetizing roommate
  07/05/06
...
gaped rigpig
  07/05/06
Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one V...
Razzle-dazzle center
  07/05/06
Silver Dollar City vacations. EDIT: This keeps posting to...
gaped rigpig
  07/05/06
I LOLed
swashbuckling chapel coffee pot
  07/07/06
There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there...
Snowy National Security Agency Depressive
  07/11/06
hooray on the third one.
Beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  04/06/07
the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde a...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment
rough-skinned maize keepsake machete
  07/05/06
No savings and no rational plan to start saving
Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn
  07/05/06
tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks us...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
"Payday Loans" Get your next paycheck NOW!!!
rough-skinned maize keepsake machete
  07/05/06
Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.
gaped rigpig
  07/05/06
Shut the fuck up, poor.
Razzle-dazzle center
  07/05/06
And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family...
Snowy National Security Agency Depressive
  07/11/06
shiny hair gel
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for: TE...
Razzle-dazzle center
  07/05/06
husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "t...
thriller cerise house weed whacker
  07/05/06
lol at "the guard"
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers ...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corr...
rough-skinned maize keepsake machete
  07/05/06
no trespassing signs... as if.
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those b...
Snowy National Security Agency Depressive
  07/11/06
uses computers at public library owns a chevy astro van
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom think...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to b...
rough-skinned maize keepsake machete
  07/05/06
tats: azn symbols something like a flower on the back of a...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
watches america's funniest videos watches pro wrestling and...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
watches mad tv and blue collar comdey
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/05/06
- Sheets instead of doors inside the house - 5 HBO channe...
electric hairless liquid oxygen wrinkle
  07/06/06
How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?
Flesh giraffe
  07/06/06
http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php "Trampo...
electric hairless liquid oxygen wrinkle
  07/07/06
What does that have to do with warping?
Flesh giraffe
  07/07/06
Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that wo...
electric hairless liquid oxygen wrinkle
  07/07/06
These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someon...
Spectacular piazza
  07/06/06
hybrids
bistre balding space
  07/06/06
Smoke cigarettes.
soul-stirring light university
  07/06/06
Whatyoudreamof!
plum vengeful prole telephone
  07/06/06
wear us polo assn shop at outlet malls
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/07/06
A good start, but all y'all missed: 1. 3L sodas 2. M...
translucent gunner regret
  07/07/06
Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, thoug...
Spectacular piazza
  07/07/06
I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto th...
translucent gunner regret
  07/07/06
This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 ...
disturbing racy site
  07/07/06
Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must b...
adventurous insecure parlour volcanic crater
  07/07/06
All of these are credited except #7
brindle senate indirect expression
  07/07/06
what's a 3l soda?
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/09/06
3 liter?
honey-headed clown
  07/09/06
i've never seen such a thing
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/09/06
Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles...
honey-headed clown
  07/09/06
Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was fr...
Snowy National Security Agency Depressive
  07/11/06
6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other famil...
Stirring international law enforcement agency alpha
  01/30/07
did they watch?
bright bisexual really tough guy abode
  04/21/07
16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally assoc...
Green knife indian lodge
  04/06/07
Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni. Try to use the...
silver unhinged boistinker property
  07/07/06
Wow. You sound completely out of touch.
soul-stirring light university
  07/07/06
Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of ...
hairraiser stage
  07/07/06
So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievabl...
Razzle patrolman
  07/07/06
Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this t...
soul-stirring light university
  07/07/06
it applies to allll of my family, both sides my immediate...
Razzle patrolman
  07/07/06
Is that b/c you're black?
hairraiser stage
  07/07/06
if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board...
Razzle patrolman
  07/07/06
with your booklearnin... Could you have made your Dad a l...
soul-stirring light university
  07/07/06
my dad was not part of my childhood
Razzle patrolman
  07/07/06
*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*
soul-stirring light university
  07/07/06
daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???
Razzle patrolman
  07/07/06
LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a ster...
hairraiser stage
  07/07/06
REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D
hairraiser stage
  07/07/06
LOL
Diverse point
  03/06/07
Me too.
Turquoise motley cruise ship trump supporter
  07/09/06
Family that has been killed in a war bellies that hang over...
bronze deer antler new version
  07/07/06
Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.
hairraiser stage
  07/07/06
I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.
disturbing racy site
  07/07/06
Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.
hairraiser stage
  07/07/06
Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth Distrust the...
Umber appetizing roommate
  07/07/06
"Fat chicks." It never ceases to amaze me how a...
hairraiser stage
  07/07/06
"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons" very ...
Razzle patrolman
  07/07/06
Morals.
bronze deer antler new version
  07/07/06
*chortle* You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, ...
hairraiser stage
  07/07/06
I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people ...
Vigorous Private Investor
  07/07/06
and what social rules are those?
Beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  04/06/07
titcr
exciting clear garrison
  07/07/06
'vote republican' bumper stickers
Razzle patrolman
  07/07/06
So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and ...
Vigorous Private Investor
  07/07/06
A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance. "Yi...
Rusted School
  07/07/06
Lots of unprotected sex.
Floppy hateful plaza corn cake
  07/08/06
Read National Enquirer and other tabloids
marvelous crackhouse
  07/08/06
Why do you suppose that is?
Flesh giraffe
  07/09/06
Stupidity plus bad taste.
marvelous crackhouse
  07/09/06
Kankles
swashbuckling chapel coffee pot
  07/09/06
kankles r so waspy.
exciting clear garrison
  07/09/06
I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about ...
swashbuckling chapel coffee pot
  07/09/06
whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman ...
exciting clear garrison
  07/09/06
But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team wi...
Aquamarine Aphrodisiac Dilemma Tank
  07/09/06
shit in bags piss off the porch piss in bottles if it's la...
vibrant water buffalo school cafeteria
  07/09/06
An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children
Irradiated lake hunting ground spot
  07/09/06
titcr
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/09/06
Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)' Breathes ...
honey-headed clown
  07/09/06
1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's 2. 80's hair 3. thi...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/09/06
wonderful
Titillating pit
  07/11/06
kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/09/06
have night jobs as "minute men"
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/09/06
Bush/Cheney bumper stickers Support/Pray for Our Troops m...
smoky death wish
  07/09/06
would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/09/06
Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.
180 lime boltzmann
  07/09/06
a missing limb
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/09/06
drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand ...
Cerebral Startling Stage
  07/09/06
smoke or have tattoos period
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/09/06
cell phone cases
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/09/06
jobs as strip mall security guards
Irate sound barrier
  07/11/06
use Vaseline as lube.
supple gay tattoo
  07/11/06
"work trucks"
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/11/06
CAR EDITION! a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid...
Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea
  07/11/06
sell plasma
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/11/06
eat at buffets diabetes
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/13/06
"Worst Type of American Whites" threads
chest-beating passionate rigor
  07/13/06
Take fiber supplements
electric hairless liquid oxygen wrinkle
  07/13/06
listen to 3 doors down
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  07/14/06
Wear hats with flames on them.
Disrespectful Multi-colored Base
  07/14/06
i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pa...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  08/01/06
"Big Dogs" sportswear Wraparound shades Dial...
Razzmatazz slap-happy station kitty cat
  08/01/06
i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  08/01/06
Ahh, Successories.
Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea
  08/01/06
roll their own cigs
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  08/09/06
frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  08/09/06
Low tuition.
Buck-toothed Ocher Theater Stage Persian
  08/10/06
Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but d...
big candlestick maker
  08/14/06
ask what makes a poor
Glittery flatulent multi-billionaire
  08/27/06
Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice Presi...
Red Arousing Location Partner
  08/27/06
Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair...
Excitant antidepressant drug
  08/27/06
the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thin...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  08/27/06
most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class ...
Mildly autistic halford
  08/27/06
american cars
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  08/27/06
oversized, dingy parkas
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  09/20/06
watch daytime television
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  11/19/06
live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if ab...
sable nubile jap
  11/19/06
Let Maury Povich determine paternity
Aquamarine Aphrodisiac Dilemma Tank
  11/19/06
lol
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  11/19/06
spend more on their rims than on their homes.
sable nubile jap
  11/19/06
damn it. I have *all* of these things.
Purple Foreskin
  11/19/06
frog giggin'
bossy striped hyena
  11/20/06
glamour shots
bossy striped hyena
  11/20/06
Glamous shots? novel! What are those?
sable nubile jap
  11/20/06
The HIV
Odious idiot locale
  11/20/06
pocket knifes
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  01/30/07
a dead tooth and a factory job
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  01/30/07
a revoked license
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  01/30/07
Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 yea...
costumed ruby chad
  01/30/07
...more sex than the losers here.
provocative onyx parlor
  01/30/07
Go to church
grizzly up-to-no-good reading party
  01/30/07
Poors always pour the milk in first. Breeding tells.
Garnet vivacious mother orchestra pit
  01/30/07
*Poors always pour the milk in first.* wow, good call on ...
Beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  04/06/07
building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been do...
Indigo effete cuck
  01/30/07
buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in th...
citrine trip immigrant national
  01/30/07
light fireworks
citrine trip immigrant national
  01/30/07
past the age of 13 I agree.
Charismatic avocado resort
  01/30/07
get arrested by the po-lice
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  02/11/07
uncontrolled acne
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  02/11/07
scraggly facial hair
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  02/11/07
don't think 'saw' is a word
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  02/11/07
black guys white girls
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  02/11/07
support our troops and fetuses
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  03/05/07
foreskin.
shimmering theater filthpig
  03/05/07
titcp
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  03/05/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQw...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  04/06/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074Gevc...
aqua skinny woman nursing home
  04/06/07
at his wedding, yes
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  04/06/07
His cousin is pretty hot
boiling water
  04/06/07
buy hummer H3s
kink-friendly faggot firefighter psychic
  04/06/07
i vote pro-life bumper stickers bumper stickers
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  04/06/07
...
vermilion toaster stead
  04/06/07
own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard de...
Bonkers Cruel-hearted Trust Fund Milk
  04/06/07
bluetooth earpieces.
Mildly autistic halford
  04/06/07
drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put t...
Beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  04/06/07
Have weddings on days other than Saturday
shimmering theater filthpig
  04/21/07
make threads about ny being too expensive
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  04/21/07
Or call things "expensive" period.
shimmering theater filthpig
  04/21/07
no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.
Maniacal fat ankles
  04/21/07
you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me a...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  04/21/07
people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only ...
Maniacal fat ankles
  04/21/07
oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbi...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  04/21/07
they don't, but at least i've been out of my state
Maniacal fat ankles
  04/21/07
oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every wester...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  04/21/07
and central and eastern
Maniacal fat ankles
  04/21/07
really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes t...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  04/21/07
wrong chain
Maniacal fat ankles
  04/21/07
*wipes tears of laughter away* *emails thread link to eve...
bright bisexual really tough guy abode
  04/21/07
Too lazy to read the other posts, but... Do: Beat each ot...
chartreuse elastic band
  04/21/07
DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!
bright bisexual really tough guy abode
  04/21/07
i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies....
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  04/21/07
one or more xoxo monikers.
Pea-brained confused fanboi juggernaut
  04/21/07
Walmart McDonalds unkempt children, usually 4+ of them...
bright bisexual really tough guy abode
  04/21/07
lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt ...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  04/21/07
1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches 2. Drives a Le...
Heady theatre
  04/21/07
only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  04/21/07
my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. ...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  04/21/07
*Clothing Edition* Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric b...
shimmering theater filthpig
  04/21/07
They order steak well-done.
cream territorial half-breed
  04/21/07
premade mixed salad
Purple Foreskin
  04/21/07
With dressing in packets.
shimmering theater filthpig
  04/21/07
especilly ranch
Purple Foreskin
  04/21/07
misspell "especially."
shimmering theater filthpig
  04/21/07
pretend typos are spelling errors
Purple Foreskin
  04/21/07
touche :)
shimmering theater filthpig
  04/21/07
:) Do you ever say "touché" irl?
Purple Foreskin
  04/21/07
Yes.
shimmering theater filthpig
  04/21/07
tool
Beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  04/21/07
dude. *shakes head*
Purple Foreskin
  04/21/07
wanna date?
Beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  04/21/07
are you a rasquach h8er? I can't keep track of them any...
Purple Foreskin
  04/21/07
nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never wo...
Beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  04/21/07
sorry :( if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometim...
Purple Foreskin
  04/21/07
Quarterstaves Leather Armor Clubs Long Swords Stacks of ...
Milky therapy
  04/21/07
180^hizzla
shimmering theater filthpig
  04/21/07
Dress up for the Olive Garden Color coordinate their shoe...
bespoke dog poop
  04/21/07
Go to food franchises in general.
shimmering theater filthpig
  04/21/07
Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its ...
bespoke dog poop
  04/21/07
bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist. bad feet ...
costumed ruby chad
  04/21/07
TVs in cars http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/200...
violet trailer park feces
  09/28/07
Zune
Copper Degenerate Stock Car
  09/28/07
...
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  12/09/07
awesome thread.
free-loading fluffy sanctuary
  12/09/07
...
Tripping Church
  12/09/07
Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".
Bateful Sex Offender
  12/09/07
1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills 2. say things...
chestnut philosopher-king shitlib
  01/07/08
9. has a myspace
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  01/12/08
use poors as a noun
Orange pisswyrm shrine
  01/07/08
1. Degree from Indiana 2. False hopes it will get them a ...
Tripping Church
  01/12/08
...
free-loading fluffy sanctuary
  01/27/08
Always ask this question about new restaurants: "Did...
Chocolate Factory Reset Button
  01/27/08
Things they do: Watch their little girl die in the car on...
state
  01/27/08
lolz dead poors are funny
bearded deranged meetinghouse
  01/27/08
don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science
Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
  03/15/08
Live in ManhaTTTan ROFL
Coiffed opaque business firm
  03/15/08


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Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

support the troops bumper stickers

cell phone belt clips

ill fitting nascar shirts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146888)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Brilliant Ratface

stfu n00b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146893)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: contagious lodge

Friends IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146894)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea

Secondhand Carhartt clothing.

Trashbag over the missing window of their car.

"Big Johnson" or "No Fear" t-shirts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146911)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: topaz curious field preventive strike

Spiderweb tats on the elbow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea

Good call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147026)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: topaz curious field preventive strike

The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too popular with fanboi yuppies. Spiderweb tats are still a step beyond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147072)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: galvanic locus

180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147839)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:47 PM
Author: Sienna out-of-control pocket flask blood rage

In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they had one of those "claw" vending machines where you try to grab your goodies with the beg metal hand. My friend spent like 10 bucks trying to grab a cheap, knock-off hat in it that had "Not Scared" instead of "No Fear" printed on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353874)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:15 AM
Author: costumed ruby chad

"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511099)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: 180 lime boltzmann

Confederate flag

Jesus fish

Fox News coffee mug

Rusted dryer on lawn

J.D. from Thomas M. Cooley Law School

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146934)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: dashing submissive office lettuce

You confuse rednecks for poors.

A lot of those NASCAR fans with cell phone belt clips make more running a masonry business than most of us will ever make as a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147346)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:48 AM
Author: Judgmental Jet Principal's Office Hairy Legs

Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157158)





Date: July 14th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Hall Dysfunction

No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita incomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209349)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:38 PM
Author: Cracking corner police squad

WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887393)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Heady theatre

The vast majority of you are poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977128)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: Bateful Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

diskmen instead of ipods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146903)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: painfully honest concupiscible forum generalized bond

IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pretentious trash. Discmen are just as bad, but don't have the negative associations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147122)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

i'd rather be pretentious than a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147141)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:53 AM
Author: Maniacal fat ankles

kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager paychecks on an actual copy of the cd, while ipod kids pirate their songs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156559)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: topaz curious field preventive strike

Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146905)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: contagious lodge

it's called "drink". clearly you have never been poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146913)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: topaz curious field preventive strike

I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it with my potted meat. We just called it "juice."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146930)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:05 PM
Author: disturbing racy site

awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153742)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: Indigo effete cuck

165. solid xoxo post. keep it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512126)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:08 PM
Author: Infuriating Laughsome Circlehead

LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153768)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea

juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146918)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: contagious lodge

TITMFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146924)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea

YASMFRATS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147011)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Comical ticket booth organic girlfriend

Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle.

In real life they call it juice.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147289)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea

My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which I'm quite familiar with. Poor black people? Less so.

Also, it's a fucking joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147298)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: Comical ticket booth organic girlfriend

Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im more experienced blacks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Fishy fragrant old irish cottage casino

drink grape soda

salt their watermelons

say "bling bling"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146919)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: contagious lodge

More expensive sneakers than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146927)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: rough-skinned maize keepsake machete

This is amazingly accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147541)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:58 AM
Author: bronze deer antler new version

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157336)





Date: August 14th, 2006 11:57 AM
Author: contagious lodge

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436025)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Fishy fragrant old irish cottage casino

be black

have southern accent

eat oppossum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146947)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea

a fucking possum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146993)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:32 PM
Author: Drab stimulating range personal credit line

southern accent is not by any means something that only poors have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509619)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

shirts w/ dragons on them

baggy jean shorts

penchant for saying "i seen"

jnco jeans



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146981)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: 180 lime boltzmann

Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (instead of I said). I hear this crap all the time from local poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147041)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:34 AM
Author: Flesh giraffe

"We was."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149442)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:54 AM
Author: Maniacal fat ankles

you is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156564)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: honey-headed clown

jnco jeans - LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea

"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of their truck.

Irrational love of the Earnhardt family.

Buy "Miracle-Whip"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147006)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:03 PM
Author: Irate sound barrier

Miracle Whip is teh good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153736)





Date: July 8th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: free-loading fluffy sanctuary

I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164450)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

Buy lottery tickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147027)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea

Bald head with copious facial hair.

Wearing a John Deere hat, sans irony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147038)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: thriller cerise house weed whacker

first statement, on-point; second, not so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147677)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

Chew tobacco

Eat pork rinds

Go without health insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147062)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

beef jerky

hair scrunchies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147076)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: slate puppy

beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511076)





Date: April 6th, 2007 4:16 PM
Author: Boyish gaping affirmative action

Discredited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885713)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: flickering background story public bath

long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147078)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: topaz curious field preventive strike

Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and cliffs and flags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147098)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: flickering background story public bath

good call.

old navy flag t-shirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147107)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: Angry laser beams

Shirts with Disney characters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511346)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: violet trailer park feces

SPINNING RIMS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147084)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: topaz curious field preventive strike

They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept in place with old trash can bungee cords.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147087)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: painfully honest concupiscible forum generalized bond

Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147093)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn

Own a car that costs more than the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147103)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: sickened violent menage

only the rims cost more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147712)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

Conduct yard sale or gargage sale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147114)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: topaz curious field preventive strike

In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tattered, soil-stained baby clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147134)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn

and used tampons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147142)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toaster ovens and chairs with three legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147186)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: topaz curious field preventive strike

I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147218)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

old navy

talks about her "personal trainer" from curves

hair that's obviously dyed

disney clothing

tweety bird shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147120)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: exciting clear garrison

your posts in this thread have been spot-on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147565)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:03 PM
Author: adventurous insecure parlour volcanic crater

I agree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147585)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Maniacal fat ankles

because he is poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156569)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal
Subject: i live in indiana

upper middle class peolple and poors live side by side here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171769)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: Outnumbered embarrassed to the bone famous landscape painting black woman

Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts with black spandex tights and white socks; another common accessory is screaming over-nourished children.

I see these at Wal-marts nationwide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513005)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: vermilion toaster stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147129)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: 180 lime boltzmann
Subject: Definitely

Also: "Friends don't let friends drive Chevys"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147181)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn

I fucking hate those stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147190)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn

She looks washed out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147130)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant ruddy hominid rehab

This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortunate, but I acknowledge your right to speak as you please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147147)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they conduct themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171774)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: contagious lodge

Have student loans

Think BIGLAW is a great salary

Have credit card debt

Rent places



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147149)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed step-uncle's house

i'm a total poor in this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887307)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

named wayde

icp apparel

prepaid cell phones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147153)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn

lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147168)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use your phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147198)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:44 AM
Author: Snowy National Security Agency Depressive

I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more expensive cell phones than I do, along with two-year contracts that they'll have to charge to the 24.99% APR credit card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183847)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: 180 lime boltzmann

"Buy American" stickers

Foil on TV antenna

Dine at Waffle House

Enlist in U.S. Army

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147164)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:42 PM
Author: Red Arousing Location Partner

Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509686)





Date: January 27th, 2008 2:48 PM
Author: Dun Talented Toilet Seat

titcream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229659)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: topaz curious field preventive strike

Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in the trailer's roof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147208)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable)

window mounted air conditioners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147209)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn

They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't identify Iraq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147220)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

shop at jc penny and sears

go to olive garden for special occasions

have facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147221)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea

I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kids can find NY on a map, but not much else, and that includes North.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147261)





Date: July 10th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: Turquoise motley cruise ship trump supporter

Where in NY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6177298)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:34 PM
Author: Drab stimulating range personal credit line

western NY has some filthy human garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509636)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: gaped rigpig

Be fat.

Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appliqued on them.

Chew gum.

Have at least two televisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147222)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn

It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147230)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: topaz curious field preventive strike

Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than spandex or giant sundresses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147238)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea

Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147251)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: gaped rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147278)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147243)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: topaz curious field preventive strike

I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147256)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147266)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea

WHHHHHHHHAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147397)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

Mark of a prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147452)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn

It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, which causes abnormal bowel movements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147260)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

Put BYOB on wedding invitation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147258)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn

and below that, "No shirt, no cake"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147270)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: gaped rigpig

On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitation.

Have a cash bar at a wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147290)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn

The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147300)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

walk around without a shirt, a la cops

guys are either obeses or skinny, pale little runts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147284)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:36 PM
Author: Drab stimulating range personal credit line

i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it's trashy as hell and not cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509644)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: topaz curious field preventive strike

At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's or earlier that they tried to "restore," but failed, and thus, the rotting shell of an Econoline or whatever is still up on blocks in the yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147293)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle center

LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting there were doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147342)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: topaz curious field preventive strike

If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he has cars up on blocks, he'll give some nonspecific answer along the lines of "I'm workin' on it, I'll fix 'er one day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147374)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: Awkward rose library goyim

a number of these apply to me :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147313)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: topaz curious field preventive strike

I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a bucket when I go swimming, so that I can cook them up later. Old habits die hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147326)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle center

What's the temperature of that water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147367)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: topaz curious field preventive strike

Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawdads/crayfish are delicious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147384)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle center

Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147400)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: topaz curious field preventive strike

I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who wanted to divest his property quickly, and who apparently hated his son. I think he sold it to me for cheap just to spite his kid. It was a strange dynamic going on there, but I'm glad I stumbled into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147421)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Mahogany wonderful temple

Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old after a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147545)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: topaz curious field preventive strike

Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147562)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Awkward rose library goyim

see, you're a little more country than me, petro.

i'm a little country but more ghetto, though i spent more time in the country (moved from city --> country when a kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147468)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147511)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: topaz curious field preventive strike

Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Those shrimpy little lobsters are tasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147542)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: gaped rigpig

Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "God's Will."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147316)





Date: April 7th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Brunch Newt

this didn't work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7888221)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:57 PM
Author: mind-boggling filthy lay mad-dog skullcap

he's right about the bibles though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976807)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147340)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: topaz curious field preventive strike

Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-out cassette tape of "Appetite for Destruction" somewhere around the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147347)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Mahogany wonderful temple

kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147348)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed step-uncle's house

umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887321)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147350)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle center

pet dog period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147360)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: gaped rigpig

or been neutered or spayed.

And male poors say "I cain't do that to another man" in reference to neutering his dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147366)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn

So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts of town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147376)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: gaped rigpig

Exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147385)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

"let it be" beetles t-shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147357)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: vermilion toaster stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147379)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn

Or a class ring from James Madison University

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147396)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: vermilion toaster stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147465)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn

see below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147473)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle center

It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of these. Even the blacks around where I live are somewhat well behaved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147390)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: topaz curious field preventive strike

I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147532)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle center

If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, I'm in for a real treat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147551)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling filthy lay mad-dog skullcap

that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari bus with an announcer blatantly making fun of the white trash as they pass while all the tourists snap pictures and look through binoculars. i would totally pay to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976817)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:10 PM
Author: shimmering theater filthpig

"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hilljack emerging from his double-wide dwelling, having already engaged in hunting and gathering behavior for the day, evinced by the mini-bag of Cool Ranch doritos in his hand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976877)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: Elite Sooty Haunted Graveyard Hospital

This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977481)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:39 PM
Author: cyan dead incel

shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153601)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: maroon lascivious kitchen

thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154936)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: Amethyst medicated double fault market

although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it is pathetic how sheltered :D is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157904)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:02 PM
Author: honey-headed clown

That took you a minute to realize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171336)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

Inability to tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147394)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:45 PM
Author: gaped rigpig

Wears a polyester clip on instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147410)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:57 AM
Author: Maniacal fat ankles

most college kids can't tie a necktie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156582)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:58 AM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156589)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: soul-stirring light university

WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did your parents tie your tie for dances and stuff in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157397)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: Snowy National Security Agency Depressive

That's because of travesties such as student loans, state universities, need-based financial aid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183891)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:08 AM
Author: adulterous histrionic mental disorder

i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to tie one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157387)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147419)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: topaz curious field preventive strike

The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the kids jump on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147434)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle center

home equity loans

(lack of) flood insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147449)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn

Attend a state school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147459)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

Burn your own garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147484)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: adventurous insecure parlour volcanic crater

Awesome. We used to do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147540)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

League bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147497)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:02 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

bowling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147576)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn

Name their kids after a major deity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147498)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: aromatic set internal respiration

have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus

think living in Florida is "making it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147509)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed step-uncle's house

*think living in Florida is "making it"*

I'm a total poor!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887330)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

Eat government cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147520)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: dashing submissive office lettuce

Government cheese!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147536)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: topaz curious field preventive strike

Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147525)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle center

I saw that at TAMU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147566)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

net zero and similar isp's



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147533)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn

Think we are at war with France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147534)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Razzle patrolman

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157377)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: Umber appetizing roommate

Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have lived in the midwest their entire lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147553)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

omg yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147558)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: costumed ruby chad

nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977957)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: shimmering theater filthpig

I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977965)





Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

tend to be angered easily

wic

paid disability

formula feed their kids

kool aid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147556)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: gaped rigpig

Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wish she'd bottled fed the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: scarlet very tactful becky

formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone who does it without having to for medical reasons is a bad mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153829)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: exciting clear garrison

i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appeared to be kool-aid in a bottle and off-brand "cheese puffs." i was properly horrified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147611)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: gaped rigpig

Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147624)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: exciting clear garrison

it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147655)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147821)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:31 AM
Author: exciting clear garrison

a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is.

b) you do not bring a dehydrated child onto the subway and feed them "cheese puffs."

kill self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157781)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:51 AM
Author: Flesh giraffe

Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade.

http://www.endonurse.com/hotnews/5ah261635288077.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164101)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: Erotic Home Main People

"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade Sports Science Institute."

hmmmmmmmmm........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171792)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn

Say things like:

"I'll tell you what"

"Fixin"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147568)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn

The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was to one of the following:

Disney World

Las Vegas

Some TTT cruise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147599)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Umber appetizing roommate

Get laid off

Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too)

Blame everything negative on "niggers"

Think cargo pants are dressing up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147600)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: gaped rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147609)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle center

Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one Vegas reality show, this black dad took a family trip to Vegas to win enough money for a real vacation. He played craps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147623)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:08 PM
Author: gaped rigpig

Silver Dollar City vacations.

EDIT: This keeps posting to the wrong spot. I don't know why.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147633)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling chapel coffee pot

I LOLed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158093)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:52 AM
Author: Snowy National Security Agency Depressive

There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there's poor hunting (gun rack on pickup truck).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183939)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed step-uncle's house

hooray on the third one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887343)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde and always looks wet and walks around with a 3/4" thick nokia cell phone from 1996 and uses it not only to talk, but to gesture and smokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147606)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: rough-skinned maize keepsake machete

Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147617)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: Sexy Peach Cuckold Azn

No savings and no rational plan to start saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147625)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks

uses money orders frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147642)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: rough-skinned maize keepsake machete

"Payday Loans"

Get your next paycheck NOW!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147645)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: gaped rigpig

Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147647)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle center

Shut the fuck up, poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147658)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: Snowy National Security Agency Depressive

And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183959)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

shiny hair gel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147672)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle center

Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for:

TEXT SEXY1 to 44338 and get hot text messages sent right to your phone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147688)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: thriller cerise house weed whacker

husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "the guard"

first date at Denny's; makeout session afterward; guy chivalrously shares cig with woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147702)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:17 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

lol at "the guard"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147731)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers and american eagle make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147721)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: rough-skinned maize keepsake machete

Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corroded, and would probably fail at protecting the occupants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147788)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:25 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

no trespassing signs... as if.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147818)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:56 AM
Author: Snowy National Security Agency Depressive

Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those bars are my aunt and uncle when they had an apartment on Beacon Hill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183990)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

uses computers at public library

owns a chevy astro van



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147802)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom

thinks we should just blow iraq up

thinks kerry would have legalized gay marriage if he won



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147825)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: rough-skinned maize keepsake machete

Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to black people for fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147834)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:28 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

tats:

azn symbols

something like a flower on the back of a pale, skinny shoulder revealed by a halter top

ankle tats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147852)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:38 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

watches america's funniest videos

watches pro wrestling and has a favorite pro wrestler

thinks getting dressed up is putting on a cheap polo, khakis, and sketcher boots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147940)





Date: July 5th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

watches mad tv and blue collar comdey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147971)





Date: July 6th, 2006 3:52 AM
Author: electric hairless liquid oxygen wrinkle

- Sheets instead of doors inside the house

- 5 HBO channels, Showtime, and Cinemax but no air conditioning

- Cheetos always available

- Warped trampoline from excessive sun exposure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149368)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:42 AM
Author: Flesh giraffe

How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149457)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:51 AM
Author: electric hairless liquid oxygen wrinkle

http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php

"Trampoline repair becomes necessary after perimeter stitching deteriorates in the sun's UV-rays. Depending on your location and your trampoline's sun exposure, stitching typically lasts 3 to 8 years before failure."

Never doubt me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156554)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Flesh giraffe

What does that have to do with warping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156572)





Date: July 7th, 2006 3:00 AM
Author: electric hairless liquid oxygen wrinkle

Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that would throw you in weird directions, because it was warped, presumably from uneven deterioration of stitching...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156598)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:00 AM
Author: Spectacular piazza

These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someone to mention hunting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149381)





Date: July 6th, 2006 4:01 AM
Author: bistre balding space

hybrids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149384)





Date: July 6th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring light university

Smoke cigarettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153698)





Date: July 6th, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: plum vengeful prole telephone

Whatyoudreamof!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154939)





Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

wear us polo assn

shop at outlet malls



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156567)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:47 AM
Author: translucent gunner regret

A good start, but all y'all missed:

1. 3L sodas

2. Miller High Life cans

3. Jello shots at memorial day picnic

4. 7 foot wide sat dish

5. "who needs boobs with an ass like mine?" t-shirt

6. purchasing any amount of meat in excess of 1 pound

7. troll doll stuck to dashboard

8. beanie baby collection in closet "increasing in value"

9. Holiday glasses/mugs from fast food restaurant

10. Footstools in living room

11. Reference to "mud room" or "rec room"

12. Unfinished basement

13. Set of "snow tires" in garage

14. piles of camel cash sitting around kitchen

15. Water on cereal instead of milk

16. Above ground swimming pool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157156)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:52 AM
Author: Spectacular piazza

Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157161)





Date: July 7th, 2006 8:56 AM
Author: translucent gunner regret

I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto than poor, to be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157174)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:31 AM
Author: disturbing racy site

This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 high life bottles at a bar with a patio and live music is one of the joys of life, and even the participation of a poor or two cannot ruin it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157250)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: adventurous insecure parlour volcanic crater

Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must be losing touch with my roots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157903)





Date: July 7th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: brindle senate indirect expression

All of these are credited except #7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158052)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

what's a 3l soda?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171702)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: honey-headed clown

3 liter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171730)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

i've never seen such a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171742)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: honey-headed clown

Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171757)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:03 AM
Author: Snowy National Security Agency Depressive

Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was from my mom, who had one in her 30-room house in Westchester when she was growing up.

Also, an unfinished basement is sometimes okay; until my family finished ours, it had a dirt floor (for its first 250 years of existence).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184046)





Date: January 30th, 2007 9:58 AM
Author: Stirring international law enforcement agency alpha

6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other family) and had it butchered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511387)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: bright bisexual really tough guy abode

did they watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976849)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:00 PM
Author: Green knife indian lodge

16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally associated with wealth but doing it cheaply.

also, cars that were once expensive but are now 15 years old and have no value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885262)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:34 AM
Author: silver unhinged boistinker property

Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni.

Try to use their degree in "Business Administration" from there to apply to HBS.

Nickname things that shouldn't be nicknamed (Coffee = Joe, Coors = Colorado Kool Aid, Gasoline = Go Juice)

Celebrate their farts. "Damn! Good One!!!!"

Still wear mullets.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157260)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:47 AM
Author: soul-stirring light university

Wow. You sound completely out of touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157291)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:51 AM
Author: hairraiser stage

Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of their assets in worth?

Also, say "INsurance" instead of "inSURance."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157307)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:52 AM
Author: Razzle patrolman

So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157311)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:56 AM
Author: soul-stirring light university

Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157327)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:57 AM
Author: Razzle patrolman

it applies to allll of my family, both sides

my immediate family as well... i've always been considered the nigger sheep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157333)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: hairraiser stage

Is that b/c you're black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157342)





Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: Razzle patrolman

if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157345)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: soul-stirring light university

with your booklearnin...

Could you have made your Dad a lot prouder by making the All-State football team in highschool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157351)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:02 AM
Author: Razzle patrolman

my dad was not part of my childhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157360)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: soul-stirring light university

*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157365)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: Razzle patrolman

daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157374)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: hairraiser stage

LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a stern look on his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157380)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: hairraiser stage

REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157368)





Date: March 6th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: Diverse point

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714687)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: Turquoise motley cruise ship trump supporter

Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171836)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: bronze deer antler new version

Family that has been killed in a war

bellies that hang over their belt

cheeto fingers

edit: i would continue this to say a minibag of chips or a soda in their hands at all times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157353)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: hairraiser stage

Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157372)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: disturbing racy site

I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157378)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: hairraiser stage

Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157389)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:07 AM
Author: Umber appetizing roommate

Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth

Distrust the government for the wrong reasons

Work at a "plant" or a "shop"

Fat chicks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157384)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: hairraiser stage

"Fat chicks."

It never ceases to amaze me how accurate this is. They should sell their blubber to the Eskimos or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157393)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:13 AM
Author: Razzle patrolman

"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons"

very accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157402)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: bronze deer antler new version

Morals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157390)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:16 AM
Author: hairraiser stage

*chortle*

You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, dood. Poors are violent and negligent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157420)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:34 AM
Author: Vigorous Private Investor

I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people have social rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157794)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed step-uncle's house

and what social rules are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887367)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:36 AM
Author: exciting clear garrison

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157806)





Date: July 7th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: Razzle patrolman

'vote republican' bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157405)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:22 AM
Author: Vigorous Private Investor

So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and from a city or a suburb?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157726)





Date: July 7th, 2006 11:32 AM
Author: Rusted School

A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance.

"Yiz"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157785)





Date: July 8th, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: Floppy hateful plaza corn cake

Lots of unprotected sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164105)





Date: July 8th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

Read National Enquirer and other tabloids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164181)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: Flesh giraffe

Why do you suppose that is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171185)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

Stupidity plus bad taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172327)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling chapel coffee pot

Kankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171193)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:46 PM
Author: exciting clear garrison

kankles r so waspy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171274)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling chapel coffee pot

I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about that woman said wasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171300)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: exciting clear garrison

whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman with short, greying hair, a long skirt or khakis and loafers for folks with wide feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171304)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: Aquamarine Aphrodisiac Dilemma Tank

But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team with their coworkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171255)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: vibrant water buffalo school cafeteria

shit in bags

piss off the porch

piss in bottles if it's late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171276)





Date: July 9th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: Irradiated lake hunting ground spot

An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171314)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171827)





Date: July 9th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: honey-headed clown

Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)'

Breathes through their mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171374)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:29 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's

2. 80's hair

3. thinks pontiac g6s are "awesome"

4. camaros

5. four-wheelers

6. dirt bikes

7. brown lip liner rings

8. at least one dead tooth

9. the only ones in suits at weddings are the groom and best men

11. pajama pants

12. work boots

13. carpenter jeans

14. fossil is the holy grail of watches

15. short sleaved button shirts

16. if he even has a dress shirt, the collar has a button 17. in each corner

18. can be seen walking around with a generic bottle of water, thinking they're the shit for drinking bottled water

19. think dkny jeans is actual dkny

20. bleach stained clothing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171925)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:55 AM
Author: Titillating pit

wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183983)





Date: July 9th, 2006 5:38 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171966)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

have night jobs as "minute men"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172289)





Date: July 9th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: smoky death wish

Bush/Cheney bumper stickers

Support/Pray for Our Troops magnets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172303)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:21 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172705)





Date: July 9th, 2006 7:44 PM
Author: 180 lime boltzmann

Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172887)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

a missing limb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173090)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:18 PM
Author: Cerebral Startling Stage

drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand cigarettes, drive irocs or old camrys, watch nascar, have a broken piece of exercise equipment in their living room, go to county fairs, live in a trailer, eat tv dinners, have tattoos with signifcant others name (that they are no longer with), kids out of wedlock... need i go on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173123)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

smoke or have tattoos period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173178)





Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

cell phone cases



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173181)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:53 AM
Author: Irate sound barrier

jobs as strip mall security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183945)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: supple gay tattoo

use Vaseline as lube.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184062)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

"work trucks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187079)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea

CAR EDITION!

a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid.

A mustang from the 1980s

A "pimped" Dodge Aries

A door of a different color than the rest of the car.

A Git-R-Done bumper sticker.

IROC...need I say more?

Jesus/abortion bumper stickers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187102)





Date: July 11th, 2006 2:43 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

sell plasma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187113)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:24 AM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

eat at buffets

diabetes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199730)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:26 AM
Author: chest-beating passionate rigor

"Worst Type of American Whites" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199742)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:39 AM
Author: electric hairless liquid oxygen wrinkle

Take fiber supplements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199792)





Date: July 14th, 2006 3:57 AM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

listen to 3 doors down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209092)





Date: July 14th, 2006 10:45 AM
Author: Disrespectful Multi-colored Base

Wear hats with flames on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209872)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pasteurized cheese spread."

i also so a coon hunting liscense on a truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353776)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz slap-happy station kitty cat

"Big Dogs" sportswear

Wraparound shades

Dial-up internet access on 28.8K modem

Motivational posters at workplace - "Teamwork", "Excellence", etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353880)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:06 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354036)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Institution Marketing Idea

Ahh, Successories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354064)





Date: August 9th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

roll their own cigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6404774)





Date: August 9th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6405171)





Date: August 10th, 2006 8:27 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Ocher Theater Stage Persian

Low tuition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6412804)





Date: August 14th, 2006 12:10 PM
Author: big candlestick maker

Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but don't pay child support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436107)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:25 PM
Author: Glittery flatulent multi-billionaire

ask what makes a poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509578)





Date: August 27th, 2006 12:43 PM
Author: Red Arousing Location Partner

Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509697)





Date: August 27th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: Excitant antidepressant drug

Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair from a place that advertises on the subway.

Still wear neon clothing

Go to Red Lobster whenever there is a big family celebration

Have a half-erased tattoo on their body (saving money to get the rest done)

waist-length hair

Have their own name, or a boyfriend or girlfriend's tattooed on their arm

Shop at Costco

Drink beer with every meal

Think "Reader's Digest" is sophisticated reading material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510681)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510931)





Date: August 27th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: Mildly autistic halford

most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class suburbanites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510967)





Date: August 27th, 2006 6:11 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

american cars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511197)





Date: September 20th, 2006 1:21 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

oversized, dingy parkas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6646503)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:34 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

watch daytime television

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030604)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: sable nubile jap

live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if able-bodied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030621)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: Aquamarine Aphrodisiac Dilemma Tank

Let Maury Povich determine paternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030633)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:46 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030730)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:39 PM
Author: sable nubile jap

spend more on their rims than on their homes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030666)





Date: November 19th, 2006 11:40 PM
Author: Purple Foreskin

damn it. I have *all* of these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030670)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:06 AM
Author: bossy striped hyena

frog giggin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030946)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: bossy striped hyena

glamour shots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030953)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:09 AM
Author: sable nubile jap

Glamous shots? novel! What are those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030974)





Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: Odious idiot locale

The HIV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030958)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:38 AM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

pocket knifes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511069)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:43 AM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

a dead tooth and a factory job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511074)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

a revoked license

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511094)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:14 AM
Author: costumed ruby chad

Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 years later).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511098)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:22 AM
Author: provocative onyx parlor

...more sex than the losers here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511102)





Date: January 30th, 2007 5:57 AM
Author: grizzly up-to-no-good reading party

Go to church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511114)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:06 PM
Author: Garnet vivacious mother orchestra pit

Poors always pour the milk in first.

Breeding tells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512091)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed step-uncle's house

*Poors always pour the milk in first.*

wow, good call on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887389)





Date: January 30th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: Indigo effete cuck

building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been doing so and talking about it for 3-4 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512143)





Date: January 30th, 2007 2:48 PM
Author: citrine trip immigrant national

buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in the house reads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512741)





Date: January 30th, 2007 3:15 PM
Author: citrine trip immigrant national

light fireworks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512857)





Date: January 30th, 2007 4:23 PM
Author: Charismatic avocado resort

past the age of 13 I agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513305)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:05 AM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

get arrested by the po-lice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582631)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:08 AM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

uncontrolled acne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582633)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:09 AM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

scraggly facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582634)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

don't think 'saw' is a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582640)





Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

black guys white girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582641)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

support our troops and fetuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714416)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: shimmering theater filthpig

foreskin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714445)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

titcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714524)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQwfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885160)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author:  aqua skinny woman nursing home

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074GevcCU

Um.

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2378757960054106074ZQxKPt

Is that dude getting married in a short sleeve flannel shirt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885172)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:49 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

at his wedding, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885195)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:26 PM
Author:  boiling water

His cousin is pretty hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885397)





Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: kink-friendly faggot firefighter psychic

buy hummer H3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885176)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

i vote pro-life bumper stickers

bumper stickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885419)





Date: April 6th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: vermilion toaster stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885465)





Date: April 6th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Bonkers Cruel-hearted Trust Fund Milk

own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard decorations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7886332)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: Mildly autistic halford

bluetooth earpieces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887384)





Date: April 6th, 2007 9:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed step-uncle's house

drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put their ashes in the empty beer can.

play "spades"

think reading Jane Austen or Virginia Woolf is cool if you're a white male

work at Friday's, Applebee's, Red Lobster, etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887404)





Date: April 21st, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: shimmering theater filthpig

Have weddings on days other than Saturday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976727)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

make threads about ny being too expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976852)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: shimmering theater filthpig

Or call things "expensive" period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976867)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: Maniacal fat ankles

no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976925)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:23 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me about the difference between sushi and sashimi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976941)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: Maniacal fat ankles

people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only confuse you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976950)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbian vests make you so worldly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976972)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:32 PM
Author: Maniacal fat ankles

they don't, but at least i've been out of my state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976999)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every western european capital there is.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977018)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Maniacal fat ankles
Subject: and central and eastern

sorry kid, h&m is passe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977038)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977050)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Maniacal fat ankles

wrong chain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977144)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: bright bisexual really tough guy abode

*wipes tears of laughter away*

*emails thread link to everyone i know*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976907)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: chartreuse elastic band

Too lazy to read the other posts, but...

Do: Beat each other up, get payday loans, buy shitty beer.

Have: Scabies, horse-track stubs, and babies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977010)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: bright bisexual really tough guy abode

DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977052)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies. probably because they're irrational due to their smaller brains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977099)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:45 PM
Author: Pea-brained confused fanboi juggernaut

one or more xoxo monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977065)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: bright bisexual really tough guy abode

Walmart

McDonalds

unkempt children, usually 4+ of them, all under the age of 6, with a bun in the oven

wears the faded black spandex pants that stop mid calf + white ankle socks + cheap running shoes (ironic, cuz they never run anywhere) uniform

cheeto mouth

smokes half a cigaret, then puts out/saves it for later

crooked adult teeth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977094)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt a gas station attendant's work break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977121)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Heady theatre

1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches

2. Drives a Lexus

3. Can't wait to get their "huge" biglaw salary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977141)





Date: April 21st, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977169)





Date: April 21st, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. now he can't keep a job because he always gets in fights with people because he has something to prove. he also wears jorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977189)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:39 PM
Author: shimmering theater filthpig

*Clothing Edition*

Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric belts, shirts by Akademiks, RocaWear, Sean John or just general no-brand stuff with pictures of money, currency signs, guns or cars on the front. Bandannas. Mesh hats sans irony. Multiple sets of hunting fatigues. Acid-wash jeans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977762)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:48 PM
Author: cream territorial half-breed

They order steak well-done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977822)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:49 PM
Author: Purple Foreskin

premade mixed salad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977829)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:52 PM
Author: shimmering theater filthpig

With dressing in packets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977844)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Purple Foreskin

especilly ranch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977851)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:54 PM
Author: shimmering theater filthpig

misspell "especially."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977857)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: Purple Foreskin

pretend typos are spelling errors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977895)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: shimmering theater filthpig

touche :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977902)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:04 PM
Author: Purple Foreskin

:)

Do you ever say "touché" irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977921)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:05 PM
Author: shimmering theater filthpig

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977929)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: Beady-eyed step-uncle's house

tool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977968)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: Purple Foreskin

dude.

*shakes head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977973)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed step-uncle's house

wanna date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977987)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: Purple Foreskin

are you a rasquach h8er?

I can't keep track of them anymore. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978007)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed step-uncle's house

nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never would have thought of that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978035)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Purple Foreskin

sorry :(

if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometimes, with chicken strips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978120)





Date: April 21st, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: Milky therapy

Quarterstaves

Leather Armor

Clubs

Long Swords

Stacks of Arrows

Stacks of Crossbolts

Scrolls of Magic Missile

Scrolls of Identify

Minor Healing Potions

Notes Found on a Dead Body - Return to Nearest Innkeeper to Claim Small Reward

Small Gems

Wolf Pelts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977883)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: shimmering theater filthpig

180^hizzla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977904)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: bespoke dog poop

Dress up for the Olive Garden

Color coordinate their shoes/shirt/hat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977977)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: shimmering theater filthpig

Go to food franchises in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977983)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:16 PM
Author: bespoke dog poop

Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its close and I just want a cheap meal that I'm too lazy to make. Thinking its an event = poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977992)





Date: April 21st, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: costumed ruby chad

bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist.

bad feet

wear flannel even when it is hot out.

wear a robe around the house.

save ketchup packets, salt & pepper, and plastic utensils from fast food places.

Use a clothes hanger as a as a tv antenna

Hangs clothes on the clothes line.

drinks tang, generic sodas (grape, strawberry, apple).

Watches televion stations in a language they don't know.

Thinks 10$/hr is alot to get paid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978172)





Date: September 28th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: violet trailer park feces

TVs in cars

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/09/gpstv.jpg

Car balls

http://www.boudist.com/images/car-balls.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702465)





Date: September 28th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: Copper Degenerate Stock Car

Zune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702480)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:21 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001764)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: free-loading fluffy sanctuary

awesome thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001858)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:29 PM
Author: Tripping Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001801)





Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Bateful Sex Offender

Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001854)





Date: January 7th, 2008 5:24 AM
Author: chestnut philosopher-king shitlib

1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills

2. say things like "i only have 50 minutes left on my cell phone plan"

3. live within 2 blocks of a liquor store, with a check-cashing service

4. roll up their own cigarettes.

5. ask their friends "can i hit that" on the above mentioned cigarettes.

6. ask "how much gas you got in your car?"

7. drink beer in the park

8. drink beer in coin-operated laundry mats

9. updates their myspace more than once a month



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125098)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:21 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

9. has a myspace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152404)





Date: January 7th, 2008 9:47 AM
Author: Orange pisswyrm shrine

use poors as a noun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125298)





Date: January 12th, 2008 5:22 PM
Author: Tripping Church

1. Degree from Indiana

2. False hopes it will get them a job paying over 40k/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152408)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:36 AM
Author: free-loading fluffy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228844)





Date: January 27th, 2008 10:40 AM
Author: Chocolate Factory Reset Button

Always ask this question about new restaurants:

"Did you get enough?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228853)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:10 PM
Author:  state

Things they do:

Watch their little girl die in the car on the way to the doctor from a simple strep infection because they can't afford insurance and can't afford to pay the doctor so they put off going hoping the illnes will clear up on its own.

This thread is disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229344)





Date: January 27th, 2008 1:12 PM
Author: bearded deranged meetinghouse

lolz

dead poors are funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229354)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:14 PM
Author: Fuchsia geriatric area son of senegal

don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481949)





Date: March 15th, 2008 5:15 PM
Author: Coiffed opaque business firm

Live in ManhaTTTan

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481952)