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titillating bawdyhouse trump supporter
  04/26/20
I used to* Now I'm a faithful and married man. I poa...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/26/20
Brother, you need to take a break from this place. Your leve...
harsh razzmatazz milk
  04/26/20
I'm going on a long base training piece later today. I may s...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/26/20
Please just go away you homo
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  04/26/20
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  04/26/20
Will you ever reply in that other thread where I utterly des...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/26/20
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supple drab old irish cottage fat ankles
  04/26/20
Then come on back to the thread and prove it :-) You poa...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/26/20
Totally chill bro happily married to a wonderful woman remin...
Swashbuckling wine jewess
  04/26/20
You seem very excited.
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/26/20
Just loling at your life bro. And loling hard at your app...
Swashbuckling wine jewess
  04/26/20
Thanks man - I'm glad I could brighten your day :-) I'm ...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/26/20
Let me know within next half hour before I head out TYIA
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/26/20
LOL @ your mental illness on display. And looking at new me...
Swashbuckling wine jewess
  04/26/20
Nah. Got in a little around 30 miles with a very solid avera...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/26/20
Sure thing bud. Really efficient how you got all that in be...
Swashbuckling wine jewess
  04/26/20
Between 345 and 4? Odd assessment, and wrong (as per usual)....
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/26/20
Cons. Always. Lose.
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
You’re so right bro. You megapoasted all day until at...
Swashbuckling wine jewess
  04/27/20
I did utterly expose you. Happy to poast the garmin if yo...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
Yup that’s a 180 life I just described. So jealous yo...
Swashbuckling wine jewess
  04/27/20
I usually ride solo. No shower, went straight to yard work w...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
Listen bro. Gotta get the work day started so this’ll...
Swashbuckling wine jewess
  04/27/20
Still dodging? Not a good look for you, little fella! Let...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
Love how mad this poaster is I went on a bike ride. He i...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
Honestly man, seeing how pathetic your life is makes me feel...
Bonkers Rigor
  04/27/20
"Now I’m not going to spend the time to see if I ...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
lol never not projecting. There’s only one maniac who...
Swashbuckling wine jewess
  04/27/20
TBF you just did waht appears to be a fairly thorough search...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
Had a few minutes so figured I’d check in here. Wasn&...
Swashbuckling wine jewess
  04/27/20
Love how closely you're monitoring me, and yet you still can...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
I really don’t give a shit what you poast. As I&rsquo...
Swashbuckling wine jewess
  04/27/20
First you said I lied about the bike ride. Now you're say...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
I’ve been pretty consistent that you lead a pathetic, ...
Swashbuckling wine jewess
  04/27/20
Now you care so much about my Sunday you're asking for proof...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
You’ve said repeatedly I’m somehow scared to see...
Swashbuckling wine jewess
  04/27/20
I'm just fucking with you bro. I'll poast it. Mowe...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
http://imgur.com/a/T6nKpI0
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
180 bro. Elapsed time of 1:44 means you spent a whopping 9 ...
Swashbuckling wine jewess
  04/27/20
I already told you bro. I went straight from my ride to mowi...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
Me: Spent 98% of my waking hours this weekend outdoors exer...
Swashbuckling wine jewess
  04/27/20
Nah, I just poast from my phone here and there. It's really ...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
“No need to blow a gasket bro! I’m just bein ch...
Swashbuckling wine jewess
  04/27/20
I actually did that for Agent Jenkins once but it wasnt my w...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
lol, you’re not in good shape if you averaged 145 bpm ...
Cream comical heaven
  04/27/20
You're not a cyclist, I see. That's okay. What's your main s...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
Lol 16 mph. Was there a 40 mph headwind? You fatass faggot. ...
Concupiscible ungodly pisswyrm set
  04/27/20
Also not a cyclist - that's alright. We all do different spo...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
Lmao i raced for years. A fat Mexican on a stolen huffy can ...
Concupiscible ungodly pisswyrm set
  04/27/20
Yeah, you're lying. if you raced you would understand there'...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
At 16 mph AVERAGE and 140 heart rate you better have been cl...
Concupiscible ungodly pisswyrm set
  04/27/20
It's too late to walk it back. Your ignorance has been expos...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
Your stats are frankly pathetic and disgusting and you risk...
Concupiscible ungodly pisswyrm set
  04/27/20
If you're ever out West let me know. We can have a littl...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
LOL 180
Bonkers Rigor
  04/27/20
long base training piece tp
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  04/26/20
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harsh razzmatazz milk
  04/26/20
You’re such a fucking caricature. No, you’re no...
Swashbuckling wine jewess
  04/26/20
*shrug* okay bro
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/26/20
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supple drab old irish cottage fat ankles
  04/26/20
jesus...can you atkeast give him some lube next time?
Free-loading jap black woman
  04/26/20
devastating
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  04/26/20
Holy shit. You nuked the fuck out of this little guy. Go eas...
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  04/26/20
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Concupiscible ungodly pisswyrm set
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Aphrodisiac Hairless Church Building
  04/26/20
He’s not well
Bonkers Rigor
  04/26/20
wowza
harsh razzmatazz milk
  04/27/20
jfc that man has a family, oh wait
smoky fragrant halford
  04/27/20
Hi shitmod :-)
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
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fishy nofapping hairy legs center
  04/27/20
absolutely. irate.
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/30/20
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odious rambunctious genital piercing incel
  04/26/20
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big sepia parlour circlehead
  04/26/20
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titillating bawdyhouse trump supporter
  04/26/20
if this is true, i may be able to scrounge up some respect f...
appetizing violent stock car twinkling uncleanness
  04/26/20
I've slut threaded extensively.
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
Was it hard getting girls being 5’6” and objecti...
Bonkers Rigor
  04/27/20
Nope, pretty easy. Odd that you never poast about your explo...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
It’s pretty funny how your “wife” only sho...
Bonkers Rigor
  04/27/20
Well, maybe someday you'll poast about your exploits on tind...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
But then again......maybe not ;-)
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
What a deranged freak
Concupiscible ungodly pisswyrm set
  04/27/20
Hey man! Are you still struggling a lot with depression? Hop...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
I have never been depressed in my life although imagining yo...
Concupiscible ungodly pisswyrm set
  04/27/20
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exciting flesh hissy fit native
  04/27/20
lmao he's on Pacific time? He was posting at 3:45am this mor...
wonderful ruddy theatre legend
  04/27/20
Its do embarrassing I may need to flee to france to escape a...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
What’s a happily married guy like you doing spamming a...
wonderful ruddy theatre legend
  04/27/20
What he doesn’t realize is every time he responds in t...
Swashbuckling wine jewess
  04/27/20
At this point it’s clear it’s not his fault. He&...
Bonkers Rigor
  04/27/20
He never should've mentioned his time zone lol. That just ma...
wonderful ruddy theatre legend
  04/27/20
I don’t think you understand, his key to happiness is ...
Bonkers Rigor
  04/27/20
This is super credited along with meditation and physical ex...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
Up at 3:45 AM to megapost! Now that’s mental health
Bonkers Rigor
  04/27/20
Ofc man. Coffee and poasting is a 180 way to start the day! ...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
You're right, it is a great way to start the day. Yesterday ...
wonderful ruddy theatre legend
  04/27/20
That sounds lovely. Have a great day with your family GTTR!
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
Do you meditate before or after you spam for 8 straight hour...
wonderful ruddy theatre legend
  04/27/20
Usually take a break and sneak meditation in early AM. Alway...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
Are you still working out twice a day at 18-20 hours per wee...
Insane lemon locale feces
  04/27/20
Not recently, taking a little time off hard training. Now it...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/27/20
You are a really sad guy, Beezy. You should really make a...
exciting flesh hissy fit native
  04/27/20
Wherein XO cons absolutely blow a gasket and spend an entire...
Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/30/20
I actually made this thread in light mockery of you, but I r...
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  04/30/20
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Impertinent orchestra pit
  04/30/20


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Date: April 26th, 2020 1:07 PM
Author: titillating bawdyhouse trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40096823)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

I used to*

Now I'm a faithful and married man.

I poasted pics of some of my tinder sluts from back in the day. I may at some point pull a TT6 and poast some of the sex tapes I made. One is with an insanely hot nursing student who was 20 at the time. I was 30 or 31.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40096829)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 1:15 PM
Author: harsh razzmatazz milk

Brother, you need to take a break from this place. Your level of engagement is clearly not good for your mental health.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40096848)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

I'm going on a long base training piece later today. I may still break out my cell and post during breaks though :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40096919)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 1:26 PM
Author: odious rambunctious genital piercing incel

Please just go away you homo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40096929)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: supple drab old irish cottage fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40096936)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Will you ever reply in that other thread where I utterly destroyed you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40096957)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 1:35 PM
Author: supple drab old irish cottage fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40096975)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 1:35 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Then come on back to the thread and prove it :-)

You poasting a quote that says the opposite of your argument is a 180 self pwn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40096982)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling wine jewess

Totally chill bro happily married to a wonderful woman reminiscing about fucking Tinder 9s one third his age and about to spend the afternoon out in the fresh air literally BEGGING an online poster to indulge his megapoasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40097255)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 2:21 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

You seem very excited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40097265)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 2:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling wine jewess

Just loling at your life bro.

And loling hard at your approach of trying come off as chill in this thread as if it’s your detractors who are the mega poasting maniacs on this site. Pot, meet kettle.

Shouldn’t you be out exercising by now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40097281)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 3:07 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Thanks man - I'm glad I could brighten your day :-)

I'm heading out after I finish eating. I think 50 miles today. What wattage should I target? I'm thinking 140 or so average.

You decide on my bike workout for the day, I'll hit it and then post the Garmin. Sound good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40097543)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Let me know within next half hour before I head out TYIA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40097587)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 6:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling wine jewess

LOL @ your mental illness on display. And looking at new messages you were posting all afternoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40098564)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 6:46 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Nah. Got in a little around 30 miles with a very solid average wattage. Now I'm working in the yard with my dogs and wife. Taking a little breather to say hi to you, my good friend and fellow poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40098671)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 7:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling wine jewess

Sure thing bud. Really efficient how you got all that in between 3:45 and 4:00 today. Wow.

*Pats you on your head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40098830)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 7:32 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Between 345 and 4? Odd assessment, and wrong (as per usual).

My ride was 1 hour 42 minutes and started at 12:54 Pacific. Average power of 166 watts which isnt bad considering my HR was pretty low throughout

Thanks for taking such an interest sweetie :-)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40098963)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 7:44 AM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Cons.

Always.

Lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40101432)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 8:07 AM
Author: Swashbuckling wine jewess

You’re so right bro. You megapoasted all day until at least 3:47 Eastern, then began megapoasting again nonstop at 5:47 Eastern. Now here you are back at 4:44AM Pacific time. Proof below:

3:47pm: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4517719&forum_id=2#40097751

5:47pm: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4518890&forum_id=2#40098330)

Now I’m not going to spend the time to see if I can find anything between those times, but let’s say you were right. You left at 12:54, done by 2:36, and back to megapoasting 11 minutes later. And then nonstop thereafter - no time to be helping your “wife” (lol) in the yard, unless you were literally standing next to her poasting all afternoon, evening, and now this morning while she sleeps.

But more likely, my guess is you were so embarrassed by the gaping you took in this thread that you purposely took EXACTLY 2 hours off yesterday afternoon to later contend you did something other than poast. In reality if you didn’t poast you undoubtedly lurked, seethed at everything you couldn’t comment on, then the minute the two hours were up you came back and poasted non stop all evening.

You’re right bro. You totally exposed me and I “los[t]” this round. LOL @ your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40101509)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 8:09 AM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

I did utterly expose you.

Happy to poast the garmin if you like. Do you know what garmin is? It's a company that athletes like me buy products from to help monitor as we progress in our disciplines.

you seem a little but of a shut in so you may not be familiar with things like this that athletic people know about :-)

Look, I get that you're enraged I have a 180 life and still find time to point out all the terrible ways trumpenprole failed you.

i get it.

but brother, you're gonna have to adjust to reality instead of adjusting reality to fit your preconceptions.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40101517)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 8:13 AM
Author: Swashbuckling wine jewess

Yup that’s a 180 life I just described. So jealous you were able to (at best, lol) pull yourself away from this board for 2 whole hours on a Sunday. Did you travel to and from the ride? Shower? Change your clothes? Chat with any of your riding buddies before or after the ride? Nope, no time for any of that. Just back to megapoasting all afternoon and evening. Don’t forget the need to lie and say you’re helping your wife in the yard while you poast every couple minutes for HOURS.

That definitely proves you have a healthy off board life with your “wife” who I guess is somehow around while you poast the entire rest of the day and then before dawn the next day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40101528)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 8:21 AM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

I usually ride solo. No shower, went straight to yard work with my wife and doggos :-)

I'm perplexed at how much this enrages you, but that's okay. Hope your morning improves.

Let me know if you ever decide you wanna see the Garmin. Notably, you're dodging that (I guess you don't want to get fully fucked, you're enjoying the current "just the tip" experience?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40101545)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 8:26 AM
Author: Swashbuckling wine jewess

Listen bro. Gotta get the work day started so this’ll be my last poast. I’ll try to come back on later and see all your poasts explaining how 180 your life is. But after 5:47 you poasted constantly. We both know it. So cut the shit about hanging out with your wife.

Again, lol at the possibility you got done with an almost 2 hour ride, and took off a whopping 11 minutes before megapoasting again. And then you come on here and feel the need to lie about being in the yard with your wife. That’s pathetic. But what’s really really pathetic is that I doubt you did anything but lurk during that 2 hour period so you could come back and claim you have this supposed 180 life. It just shows how mentally ill you are that an entire day of megapoasting plus 2 hours of doing something else (likely lurking but ok whatever let’s say riding) is so 180 to you that you think you’ve pwned us all by living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40101556)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 8:29 AM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Still dodging? Not a good look for you, little fella!

Let me know if you ever decide you wanna see the Garmin. Notably, you're dodging that (I guess you don't want to get fully fucked, you're enjoying the current "just the tip" experience?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40101568)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Love how mad this poaster is I went on a bike ride.

He is so upset about it he is refusing proof. That's how committed he is to this.

Super strange behavior bro.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103162)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 8:26 AM
Author: Bonkers Rigor

Honestly man, seeing how pathetic your life is makes me feel bad for you. I’m sorry you turned out the way you did but things can always get better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40101557)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 8:10 AM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

"Now I’m not going to spend the time to see if I can find anything between those times, but let’s say you were right."

Translation: I spent 18 hours scouring XO for a poast between these times and found nothing because Obeezy (a great athlete in addition to a genius and a very successful man) was on a lovely bike ride while you were rage poasting.

Any questions, kiddo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40101521)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 8:14 AM
Author: Swashbuckling wine jewess

lol never not projecting. There’s only one maniac who would spend 18+ hours doing anything on XO and guess what - it’s not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40101532)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 8:21 AM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

TBF you just did waht appears to be a fairly thorough search of my post history, including careful breakdowns by the minute (literally).

So it kinda seems like that's what you did do......you just failed at finding your "gotcha" poast so now you're trying to play it cool.

Not a great look, but you've been struggling for a while so I guess that's to be expected.

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40101547)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 1:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling wine jewess

Had a few minutes so figured I’d check in here. Wasn’t disappointed. As I mentioned up thread I looked at the “New Messages” tab in the evening and saw a blizzard of your poasts. The farthest back the tab went at that time was your 5:47 poast I linked. I was still online to see your previous 3:47 poast at the time so went back to find it. All in all took me about 3 minutes. Again, there could be other poasts but I’m not obsessed and mentally ill like you so despite your projection I’m not inclined to spend hours on here just to pwn you.

Nor would I need to do that to show that it’s fucking pathetic that your “vindication” is a supposed solo ride followed by running - out of breath and sweaty - to poast all afternoon and evening, followed by a 4:45AM wake up call to start the next day of poasting. But keep right on poasting how 180 your life is, how you’re not mentally ill and I’m spending too much time here (lol) and deflect deflect deflect. I’m sure people reading this really get you and are nodding their heads with every new Obeezy poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103135)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Love how closely you're monitoring me, and yet you still cant prove I didnt go on a bike ride

I dont know why this is so deeply important to you, but I'm happy to poast the garmin if you like?

Just let me know kiddo. :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103149)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling wine jewess

I really don’t give a shit what you poast. As I’ve said repeatedly (and you’ve ignored every single time) going on a solo ride only to then jump right back into megapoasting for hours when you don’t have time even to shower, and then making up some lie about hanging with your “wife” in the garden is plenty pathetic. But sure, if you want to prove that’s what you did, and that you did in fact take a ride bookended by a full day of megapoasting, be my guest bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103176)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 1:49 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

First you said I lied about the bike ride.

Now you're saying that may be true but definitely didnt hang out with wife.

Make up your mind! And then maybe take a step back and ask yourself why you care so much about what a random internet stranger did on a lovely Sunday?

And then take a further step back and realize it's all true and you're on here rage poasting for like, no reason.

Just chill my nigga. It's not that serious 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103215)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 1:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling wine jewess

I’ve been pretty consistent that you lead a pathetic, mental ill existence regardless of what you may have done for two hours yesterday afternoon. And lol @ you of all people telling someone they’re rage poasting. Go ahead and poast your Garmin so you can prove to me how little you care about validation on this website.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103246)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 1:53 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Now you care so much about my Sunday you're asking for proof?

Lol bro.....rethink your life here.

Just try to relax a little bit :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103256)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 1:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling wine jewess

You’ve said repeatedly I’m somehow scared to see it.

So let’s see it bro. Doesn’t make your life any more pathetic, but I’d love another few bumps of the gaping you took in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103272)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 1:56 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

I'm just fucking with you bro. I'll poast it.

Mowed my lawn with a manual mower right after. Those things are 180 - no carbon emissions and leave the grass right on the lawn for health. Smells great.

Really lovely sunday :-)

How about you - any fun activities this weekend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103281)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

http://imgur.com/a/T6nKpI0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103519)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 2:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling wine jewess

180 bro. Elapsed time of 1:44 means you spent a whopping 9 minutes from the end of your ride to your next hours long session of megapoasting.

Be honest with me - how many minutes of that 1:44 did you think about XOXO? My over/under is at about 1:17. When I looked at the New Messages tab yesterday your 5:47 poast was the beginning of literally dozens, if not hundreds of poasts for an extended period. So when in there were you hanging with your wife again? Did you shower before falling asleep and then waking up to poast against at 3:45AM local time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103581)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 2:52 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

I already told you bro. I went straight from my ride to mowing and chilling.

Thanks for taking such an interest!

If I'm not poasting xo doesnt cross my mind

How was your Sunday man? Hopefully as 180 as mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103655)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling wine jewess

Me: Spent 98% of my waking hours this weekend outdoors exercising or with my family.

You: lol, just lol.

You don’t get it bro. 9 minutes after your ride you started poasting, and did so regularly for HOURS. And you wonder why we think you’re lying when you talk about spending time with your wife, mowing the lawn, etc. Do you have some contraption that hooks your phone up to your push mower so you can poast while doing yard work? Or are you saying you mowed the lawn in 8 minutes before you began your megapoasting again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103979)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 4:40 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Nah, I just poast from my phone here and there. It's really not that big of a deal.

I don't know why you're tryign to dick measure here.

I just went on a bike ride. No need for you to blow a gasket like this and spend countless hours running down my poasts and recreating a minute-by-minute schedule of my Sunday.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40104345)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 5:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling wine jewess

“No need to blow a gasket bro! I’m just bein chill!”

*Proceeds to blow a million gaskets in a million threads at a rate of 100 threads per day*

*Gets trolled into posting his bike ride because he’s so desperate for validation*

*Gets gaped repeatedly*

Hey like I said I don’t believe you have a wife. Will you post an imgur of her with her tits out and “Property of Queenlabeefah* written across them? Thanks bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40104561)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 5:18 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

I actually did that for Agent Jenkins once but it wasnt my wife.

Hold up I'll link it. She had great tits you're gonna love it bro

Here you go man - nice right? http://imgur.com/a/mR2jp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40104566)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 4:16 PM
Author: Cream comical heaven

lol, you’re not in good shape if you averaged 145 bpm for that time and distance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40104229)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

You're not a cyclist, I see. That's okay. What's your main sport?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40104354)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible ungodly pisswyrm set

Lol 16 mph. Was there a 40 mph headwind? You fatass faggot. Android phone poverty ass bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40104361)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Also not a cyclist - that's alright. We all do different sports! What is your main sport?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40104365)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 4:46 PM
Author: Concupiscible ungodly pisswyrm set

Lmao i raced for years. A fat Mexican on a stolen huffy can do faster than 16 mph. How are you that fucking slow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40104387)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 4:50 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Yeah, you're lying. if you raced you would understand there's insufficient data available in that screen shot to evaluate fitness of the rider.

Relying on speed is an amateur mistake for training.

Why lie? Not a good look, friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40104419)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 4:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible ungodly pisswyrm set

At 16 mph AVERAGE and 140 heart rate you better have been climbing mont ventoux. Lmfao you fat piece of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40104432)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 4:52 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

It's too late to walk it back. Your ignorance has been exposed.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40104435)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 4:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible ungodly pisswyrm set

Your stats are frankly pathetic and disgusting and you risked a serious heart attack to try to pwn people on xo. Please speak with a doctor before getting on the bike again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40104445)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

If you're ever out West let me know.

We can have a little Cat 6 race :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40104464)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 8:14 AM
Author: Bonkers Rigor

LOL 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40101530)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Aromatic tripping indirect expression death wish

long base training piece tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40096938)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: harsh razzmatazz milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40096949)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 1:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling wine jewess

You’re such a fucking caricature. No, you’re not going to do anything later today and then post during breaks. You’re just going to post. All day. And you’re so miserable inside and embarrassed about that you’ll make up stupid, transparent shit like this to make it sound like you have some kind of life off the board.

And no, you’re not happily married now either. And to the extent you ever fucked a hot 20 year old student, you paid her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40096966)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 1:35 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

*shrug* okay bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40096973)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 1:35 PM
Author: supple drab old irish cottage fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40096979)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 1:37 PM
Author: Free-loading jap black woman

jesus...can you atkeast give him some lube next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40096988)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: vibrant plum library sweet tailpipe

devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40097270)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: big sepia parlour circlehead

Holy shit. You nuked the fuck out of this little guy. Go easy on him!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40097589)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 6:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible ungodly pisswyrm set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40098664)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 7:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Hairless Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40098846)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 7:34 PM
Author: Bonkers Rigor

He’s not well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40098974)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: harsh razzmatazz milk

wowza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40100883)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 8:32 AM
Author: smoky fragrant halford

jfc that man has a family, oh wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40101574)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 8:33 AM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Hi shitmod :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40101578)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: fishy nofapping hairy legs center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103168)



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Date: April 30th, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

absolutely.

irate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40122317)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 1:26 PM
Author: odious rambunctious genital piercing incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40096927)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: big sepia parlour circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40097554)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 8:50 PM
Author: titillating bawdyhouse trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40099373)



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Date: April 26th, 2020 8:52 PM
Author: appetizing violent stock car twinkling uncleanness

if this is true, i may be able to scrounge up some respect for obeezy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40099384)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 7:44 AM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

I've slut threaded extensively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40101431)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 8:01 AM
Author: Bonkers Rigor

Was it hard getting girls being 5’6” and objectively ugly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40101486)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 8:02 AM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Nope, pretty easy. Odd that you never poast about your exploits. I'm sure you're out there killing it though bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40101489)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 8:05 AM
Author: Bonkers Rigor

It’s pretty funny how your “wife” only showed up after everyone knew you were 5’6” and objectively ugly. Made the tinder threading a little ridiculous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40101504)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 8:11 AM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Well, maybe someday you'll poast about your exploits on tinder as an ALPHA STUD

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40101524)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

But then again......maybe not ;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103514)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 1:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible ungodly pisswyrm set

What a deranged freak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103186)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 1:50 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Hey man! Are you still struggling a lot with depression? Hope things have improved. You're a very funny poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103226)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 1:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible ungodly pisswyrm set

I have never been depressed in my life although imagining your IRL is a bit of a downer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103293)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 1:52 PM
Author: exciting flesh hissy fit native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103243)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 1:52 PM
Author: wonderful ruddy theatre legend

lmao he's on Pacific time? He was posting at 3:45am this morning and then nonstop for hours? WHAT A LIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103241)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 1:52 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Its do embarrassing I may need to flee to france to escape arrest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103248)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 1:57 PM
Author: wonderful ruddy theatre legend

What’s a happily married guy like you doing spamming at 3:45am?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103284)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 1:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling wine jewess

What he doesn’t realize is every time he responds in this thread or prompts me to poast another few poasters laugh at his pathetic life. Keep it going Obeezy! Let’s get this up to 1000 poasts!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103261)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 1:58 PM
Author: Bonkers Rigor

At this point it’s clear it’s not his fault. He’s just extremely anxious and obsessive and he thinks this behavior will make him feel better. He’s tried to retire before because I’m sure this is unpleasant for him also but it’s probably tough to stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103294)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 2:09 PM
Author: wonderful ruddy theatre legend

He never should've mentioned his time zone lol. That just makes it worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103379)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 2:31 PM
Author: Bonkers Rigor

I don’t think you understand, his key to happiness is going to bed early and waking up early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103526)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 2:32 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

This is super credited along with meditation and physical exercise.

I really recommend it for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103530)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 2:37 PM
Author: Bonkers Rigor

Up at 3:45 AM to megapost! Now that’s mental health

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103567)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 2:39 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Ofc man. Coffee and poasting is a 180 way to start the day!

I'm full of advice. You dont have to be angry like this all the time sweetie. http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4519246&mc=9&forum_id=2

These sorts of outbursts are really unbecoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103575)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 2:49 PM
Author: wonderful ruddy theatre legend

You're right, it is a great way to start the day. Yesterday I posted while having my morning tea. Then I gave my youngest a shower, sat for church livestream, made my family breakfast (crepes w egg and cheese), sat with the kids while they did their Sunday school zoom, watched a movie with the kids, relaxed a bit before serving dinner (leftovers), skyped with family, served dessert (fruit crepes w ice cream), played Mario Kart w our sons, put the kids to bed, watched tv with GTH, and finally some adult time before bed. A nice full day of spending time with my family and I barely posted, and had long gaps in between posting.

Your day? Up at 3:45am. Rage-posting and nonstop spamming for 8 hours, during which time supposedly your wife got up and walked your dogs. Alone. Then you supposedly went for a bike ride. Alone. Then you supposedly helped your wife do yard work despite posting then and the rest of the evening. It's not how you start your day. It IS your day. And that is truly sad. So either you made her up and can't seem to figure out what a real day would look like in a marriage (which is everyone's assumption), or you are extremely neglectful of her.

Now off to make a snack cake for my family that actually exists!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103633)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 2:53 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

That sounds lovely. Have a great day with your family GTTR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103659)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 2:37 PM
Author: wonderful ruddy theatre legend

Do you meditate before or after you spam for 8 straight hours on Sunday starting at 4am?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103569)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 2:53 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Usually take a break and sneak meditation in early AM. Always before work starts.

I also do some pilot training every morning - working on getting instrument rated!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40103663)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 5:07 PM
Author: Insane lemon locale feces

Are you still working out twice a day at 18-20 hours per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40104512)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 5:42 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Not recently, taking a little time off hard training. Now its around 15 hours a week. Probably ramp back up again next week.

How about you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40104701)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 5:19 PM
Author: exciting flesh hissy fit native

You are a really sad guy, Beezy.

You should really make an honest effort to quit this place. It would be so good for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40104568)



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Date: April 30th, 2020 9:38 AM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit

Wherein XO cons absolutely blow a gasket and spend an entire Sunday trying to prove I didn't go on a bike ride.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40122015)



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Date: April 30th, 2020 10:27 AM
Author: titillating bawdyhouse trump supporter

I actually made this thread in light mockery of you, but I really admire how easily you pwned those worthless reptile fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40122297)



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Date: April 30th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4520092&forum_id=2#40122314)