Date: June 20th, 2020 3:29 AM Author: drunken friendly grandma
Campbell not only refused to take off the beak-like mask, but actually approached the bench to sprinkle herbs and spices, a largely discredited plague remedy not seen since the 14th century.
"I did this to protect not only myself, but also this court from the Foul Odours being spread by the Evil One," Campbell said. "And I'm currently offering free consultations for any potential clients, especially those who may have been exposed to asbestos in the workplace between 1955 and 1980," he added.
Campbell is also building a moat around his law office which is located in a strip mall near the Burger King in Rangely.