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ITT: poast the funniest racist “jokes” you know

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honey-headed dilemma wrinkle
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honey-headed dilemma wrinkle
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I like my coffee like my women Ground up and in the freez...
violet multi-colored field
  07/05/20
I like my coffee like my women: flat white
Rusted giraffe nowag
  07/07/20
a polack walks into a bar with a big clump of SHIT in his ha...
Marvelous disturbing principal's office
  07/05/20
Loling IRL, 180
honey-headed dilemma wrinkle
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Unholy toaster personal credit line
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Talented Bronze Background Story
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glassy exhilarant death wish casino
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Gold sandwich sex offender
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violet multi-colored field
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abusive elite deer antler
  07/05/20
rofl
Impertinent Contagious Boiling Water
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appetizing self-centered house depressive
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razzmatazz orange crackhouse
  07/05/20
LMAO why is this so funny
Turquoise Impressive Hell
  07/05/20
The visual.
appetizing self-centered house depressive
  07/06/20
this is a good one
Razzle crystalline weed whacker nibblets
  07/06/20
loled
electric indirect expression
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internet-worthy pistol
  07/06/20
Why is this joke funny in the US? Genuine question.
High-end amber selfie theater
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lake insane native
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charismatic fluffy trust fund cuck
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passionate den milk
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a guy walks into a bar and yells “hey anyone want to h...
nudist base private investor
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passionate den milk
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How many polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Five...
cowardly know-it-all church
  07/05/20
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passionate den milk
  02/21/23
Q: how many niggers does it take to tar a roof? A: depend...
Flirting spot
  07/05/20
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passionate den milk
  02/21/23
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cowardly know-it-all church
  07/05/20
Are you from NY/NJ? I heard this exact joke about Puerto ...
appetizing self-centered house depressive
  07/05/20
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cowardly know-it-all church
  07/05/20
You are probably right they sub in Mexicans. The PR thing wa...
appetizing self-centered house depressive
  07/06/20
There was once this pretty, yellow skinned colored girl with...
Out-of-control hairraiser market
  07/05/20
Q: What did the black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
Shivering Stage
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cowardly know-it-all church
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Razzle crystalline weed whacker nibblets
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Ruby factory reset button
  02/21/23
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passionate den milk
  02/21/23
Q: Why don’t polish chicks use vibrators? A: They t...
floppy canary step-uncle's house
  07/05/20
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Embarrassed to the bone school keepsake machete
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passionate den milk
  02/21/23
Q: What do you call a Paki on a bicycle? A: Dirt bike.
abusive elite deer antler
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passionate den milk
  02/21/23
Q:whats better than 1000 dead jews? A: 1 MILLIOn dead jew...
avocado curious school cafeteria haunted graveyard
  07/05/20
Q: How do you get a Polack out of a tree? A: Wave.
appetizing self-centered house depressive
  07/05/20
I thought I might have some Native American ancestry, but af...
Brindle underhanded persian
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obsidian blathering jewess
  07/06/20
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Supple Coral Forum Voyeur
  07/06/20
Q: How did the Polack fall out of the tree? A: He was rakin...
appetizing self-centered house depressive
  07/05/20
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passionate den milk
  02/21/23
Q: Why did God make niggers stink? A: So blind people cou...
Embarrassed to the bone school keepsake machete
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passionate den milk
  02/21/23
Q: Why do kikes have big noses? A: Because air’s fr...
Embarrassed to the bone school keepsake machete
  07/05/20
Q: How many potatoes does it take to kill a mick? A: None
mint kitchen patrolman
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Embarrassed to the bone school keepsake machete
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180
avocado curious school cafeteria haunted graveyard
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sooty vivacious hunting ground
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razzle-dazzle electric furnace toilet seat
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oof
electric indirect expression
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oh shit
internet-worthy pistol
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Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Home
  02/21/23
The Holocaust
pea-brained sinister dragon
  07/05/20
A joke on so many levels even if partly true.
High-end amber selfie theater
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how do you say fuck you in yiddish? "trust me"
sexy national
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tan very tactful stock car
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nudist base private investor
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excellent
High-end amber selfie theater
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Racy dull gunner sneaky criminal
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passionate den milk
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why were there only 3000 mexicans fighting at the alamo? the...
Navy hyperactive corner
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lmaolmaolmao
laughsome chartreuse hall
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they only had four pickup trucks
Supple Coral Forum Voyeur
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Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the mid...
tan very tactful stock car
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Look, I love jokes...
Smoky Medicated Site
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Two fags discover a magic lamp on the beach. They take it ho...
Supple Coral Forum Voyeur
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obsidian blathering jewess
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does the genie not understand the difference between hung an...
sooty vivacious hunting ground
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genie is in shitlaw
Stirring faggot firefighter
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yeah, he went to a TTT, has no contextual ability
Supple Coral Forum Voyeur
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The genie is Christina Aguilera
razzle-dazzle electric furnace toilet seat
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passionate den milk
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LOL
appetizing self-centered house depressive
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passionate den milk
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Q: What has two arms, two legs and goes "Ho de do! Ho d...
Fragrant fuchsia people who are hurt state
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Second poast ITT idiot
vigorous bisexual wagecucks
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fuck
Fragrant fuchsia people who are hurt state
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passionate den milk
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A gay couple adopts a baby. The baby is sleeping soundly as ...
Fragrant fuchsia people who are hurt state
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What’s the worst part of being a black jew? Having ...
boyish geriatric idea he suggested
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Why should you never invite Hitler to your barbecue? Beca...
boyish geriatric idea he suggested
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electric indirect expression
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Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War? Because ev...
boyish geriatric idea he suggested
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Embarrassed to the bone school keepsake machete
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Excitant office
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sexy national
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Comical Mexican Box Office
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honey-headed dilemma wrinkle
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honey-headed dilemma wrinkle
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Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Home
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Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists? Because a...
boyish geriatric idea he suggested
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honey-headed dilemma wrinkle
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Q: What did the black teenager get on the SAT? A: Barbecu...
Dashing Set
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passionate den milk
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honey-headed dilemma wrinkle
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honey-headed dilemma wrinkle
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Why do Mexicans make tamales for Christmas? So they have ...
Ruby factory reset button
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How was copper wire invented? Two Jews fighting over a pe...
Ruby factory reset button
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honey-headed dilemma wrinkle
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passionate den milk
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What do you call a woman who thinks she can do everything a ...
Ruby factory reset button
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Q: What’s the sad thing about 4 black guys in a Cadill...
startled lay messiness
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honey-headed dilemma wrinkle
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Did you hear about the new scholarship endowed by Richard Pr...
tan very tactful stock car
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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:26 PM
Author: honey-headed dilemma wrinkle



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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:27 PM
Author: honey-headed dilemma wrinkle



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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:27 PM
Author: violet multi-colored field

I like my coffee like my women

Ground up and in the freezer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552062)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 9:10 AM
Author: Rusted giraffe nowag

I like my coffee like my women:

flat white

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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:30 PM
Author: Marvelous disturbing principal's office

a polack walks into a bar with a big clump of SHIT in his hands. he looks at the bartender and says "hey, look what I almost stepped in!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552079)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:31 PM
Author: honey-headed dilemma wrinkle

Loling IRL, 180

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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:28 PM
Author: Unholy toaster personal credit line



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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:33 PM
Author: Talented Bronze Background Story



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Date: July 6th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: glassy exhilarant death wish casino



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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:31 PM
Author: Gold sandwich sex offender



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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:31 PM
Author: violet multi-colored field



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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:06 PM
Author: abusive elite deer antler



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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:07 PM
Author: Impertinent Contagious Boiling Water

rofl

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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:21 PM
Author: appetizing self-centered house depressive



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Date: July 5th, 2020 10:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz orange crackhouse



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Date: July 5th, 2020 10:54 PM
Author: Turquoise Impressive Hell

LMAO why is this so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40553122)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:58 AM
Author: appetizing self-centered house depressive

The visual.

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Date: July 6th, 2020 8:18 AM
Author: Razzle crystalline weed whacker nibblets

this is a good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40554449)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 2:56 PM
Author: electric indirect expression

loled

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Date: July 6th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: internet-worthy pistol



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Date: July 7th, 2020 9:54 AM
Author: High-end amber selfie theater

Why is this joke funny in the US? Genuine question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40560421)



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Date: August 30th, 2020 2:36 AM
Author: lake insane native



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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:46 PM
Author: charismatic fluffy trust fund cuck



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: passionate den milk



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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:36 PM
Author: nudist base private investor

a guy walks into a bar and yells “hey anyone want to hear a good polish joke?” the bartender grunts and says “hey this is a polish bar” and the guy replies “oh in that case i will tell it VERY slowly”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552112)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:08 PM
Author: passionate den milk



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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:39 PM
Author: cowardly know-it-all church

How many polacks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, four to turn the ladder he’s standing on until it’s tight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552129)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:08 PM
Author: passionate den milk



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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:41 PM
Author: Flirting spot

Q: how many niggers does it take to tar a roof?

A: depends how thin your slice them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552136)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: passionate den milk



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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:43 PM
Author: cowardly know-it-all church



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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:22 PM
Author: appetizing self-centered house depressive

Are you from NY/NJ?

I heard this exact joke about Puerto Ricans growing up, but never since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552329)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:22 PM
Author: cowardly know-it-all church



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:57 AM
Author: appetizing self-centered house depressive

You are probably right they sub in Mexicans. The PR thing was a dead giveaway to where you grew up though. DEAD GIVEAWAY!

Just out of curiousity, NY or NJ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555172)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Out-of-control hairraiser market

There was once this pretty, yellow skinned colored girl with good hair, and she had two bucks who wanted to date her.

The first buck was handsome, tall, and lean with perfect white teeth. The other one was short and stumpy with buckshot hair. He was black as night - so black he was blue.

The young colored girl was considerate and a lady, and not wanting to hurt anyone's feelings, she told the two bucks that she would go out with the one who could win a race of one lap around the track (thinking of course the tall and athletic buck would win).

The two bucks lined up at the track and she said GO! Sure enough the handsome and lean buck opened up a lead before the first curve. Suddenly, in his effort and struggle to keep up, the stumpy black boy's cock slipped from his gym shorts, and it slapped the side of his thigh like a loose hose down near his knee.

Across the track you could hear the colored girl start screaming "Cut across Shorty! Cut across!"



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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:56 PM
Author: Shivering Stage

Q: What did the black kid get for Christmas?

A: My bike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552187)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:01 PM
Author: cowardly know-it-all church



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Date: July 6th, 2020 8:19 AM
Author: Razzle crystalline weed whacker nibblets



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Date: February 21st, 2023 9:59 PM
Author: Ruby factory reset button



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:09 PM
Author: passionate den milk



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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:04 PM
Author: floppy canary step-uncle's house

Q: Why don’t polish chicks use vibrators?

A: They tried, but it wasn’t worth all the chipped teeth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552247)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone school keepsake machete



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:10 PM
Author: passionate den milk



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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:06 PM
Author: abusive elite deer antler

Q: What do you call a Paki on a bicycle?

A: Dirt bike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552254)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:10 PM
Author: passionate den milk



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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:20 PM
Author: avocado curious school cafeteria haunted graveyard

Q:whats better than 1000 dead jews?

A: 1 MILLIOn dead jews!

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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:23 PM
Author: appetizing self-centered house depressive

Q: How do you get a Polack out of a tree?

A: Wave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552338)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:39 PM
Author: Brindle underhanded persian

I thought I might have some Native American ancestry, but after my 23andMe report, it turns out I'm just a drunk who sleeps in a tent.

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Date: July 6th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: obsidian blathering jewess



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Date: July 6th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Supple Coral Forum Voyeur

180

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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:41 PM
Author: appetizing self-centered house depressive

Q: How did the Polack fall out of the tree?

A: He was raking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552427)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:09 PM
Author: passionate den milk



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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone school keepsake machete

Q: Why did God make niggers stink?

A: So blind people could hate them too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552604)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:10 PM
Author: passionate den milk



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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:33 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone school keepsake machete

Q: Why do kikes have big noses?

A: Because air’s free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552638)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:56 PM
Author: mint kitchen patrolman

Q: How many potatoes does it take to kill a mick?

A: None

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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:57 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone school keepsake machete

969584858448

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552758)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 10:07 PM
Author: avocado curious school cafeteria haunted graveyard

180

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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:51 AM
Author: sooty vivacious hunting ground



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:53 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle electric furnace toilet seat



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Date: July 6th, 2020 2:56 PM
Author: electric indirect expression

oof

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Date: July 6th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: internet-worthy pistol

oh shit

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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency Home



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Date: July 5th, 2020 10:08 PM
Author: pea-brained sinister dragon

The Holocaust

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Date: July 7th, 2020 10:00 AM
Author: High-end amber selfie theater

A joke on so many levels even if partly true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40560455)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 10:52 PM
Author: sexy national

how do you say fuck you in yiddish? "trust me"

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Date: July 6th, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: tan very tactful stock car



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Date: July 6th, 2020 12:02 PM
Author: nudist base private investor



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Date: July 7th, 2020 10:01 AM
Author: High-end amber selfie theater

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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:46 PM
Author: Racy dull gunner sneaky criminal



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: passionate den milk



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Date: July 5th, 2020 10:53 PM
Author: Navy hyperactive corner

why were there only 3000 mexicans fighting at the alamo? they only took four cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40553119)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 10:54 PM
Author: laughsome chartreuse hall

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Date: July 6th, 2020 8:17 AM
Author: Supple Coral Forum Voyeur

they only had four pickup trucks

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Date: July 6th, 2020 1:23 AM
Author: tan very tactful stock car

Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the middle of the road and a dead nigger in the middle of the road?

A: The dog has skid marks in front of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40553929)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 8:07 AM
Author: Smoky Medicated Site

Look, I love jokes...

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Date: July 6th, 2020 8:21 AM
Author: Supple Coral Forum Voyeur

Two fags discover a magic lamp on the beach. They take it home to decide what they should wish for. That night, the door to their home bursts open, and it's the KKK!

The Klansmen haul them out and start to string them up from the nearest tree. One of the fags is sobbing uncontrollably and the other shouts at him "What did you wish for?"

The sobbing faggot screams, as the noose is put around his neck: "I'm so sorry! I just wished we were hung like niggers!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40554451)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: obsidian blathering jewess



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:50 AM
Author: sooty vivacious hunting ground

does the genie not understand the difference between hung and hanged?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555145)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:52 AM
Author: Stirring faggot firefighter

genie is in shitlaw

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Date: July 7th, 2020 6:06 AM
Author: Supple Coral Forum Voyeur

yeah, he went to a TTT, has no contextual ability

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40559805)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:54 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle electric furnace toilet seat

The genie is Christina Aguilera

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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:23 PM
Author: passionate den milk



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:57 AM
Author: appetizing self-centered house depressive

LOL

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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:14 PM
Author: passionate den milk



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:58 AM
Author: Fragrant fuchsia people who are hurt state

Q: What has two arms, two legs and goes "Ho de do! Ho de do!"?

A: A black guy running for the elevator.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555177)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: vigorous bisexual wagecucks

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Date: July 6th, 2020 12:46 PM
Author: Fragrant fuchsia people who are hurt state

fuck

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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:23 PM
Author: passionate den milk



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Date: July 6th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: Fragrant fuchsia people who are hurt state

A gay couple adopts a baby. The baby is sleeping soundly as their friend visits.

"Wow! What's your secret?" she asks. "My baby is always crying!"

"Oh, ours too" says the gay dude. "Wait till we take the pacifier out of his ass."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555451)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 5:33 PM
Author: boyish geriatric idea he suggested

What’s the worst part of being a black jew?

Having to sit at the back of the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40557180)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 5:36 PM
Author: boyish geriatric idea he suggested

Why should you never invite Hitler to your barbecue?

Because he burns all the Franks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40557193)



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Date: August 30th, 2020 2:43 AM
Author: electric indirect expression



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Date: July 6th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: boyish geriatric idea he suggested

Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War?

Because every time they heard someone yell “Get Down!” they all jumped up and started dancing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40557202)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 8:58 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone school keepsake machete



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Date: July 7th, 2020 9:09 AM
Author: Excitant office



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:46 PM
Author: sexy national



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Date: July 9th, 2020 9:21 AM
Author: Comical Mexican Box Office



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Date: August 30th, 2020 1:18 AM
Author: honey-headed dilemma wrinkle



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Date: February 21st, 2023 9:57 PM
Author: honey-headed dilemma wrinkle



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:20 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2020 5:41 PM
Author: boyish geriatric idea he suggested

Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists?

Because all the ones who are great at running, jumping and swimming are in America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40557221)



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Date: August 30th, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: honey-headed dilemma wrinkle



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Date: July 7th, 2020 7:41 AM
Author: Dashing Set

Q: What did the black teenager get on the SAT?

A: Barbecue sauce!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40559888)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: passionate den milk



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Date: August 30th, 2020 1:17 AM
Author: honey-headed dilemma wrinkle



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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: honey-headed dilemma wrinkle



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: Ruby factory reset button

Why do Mexicans make tamales for Christmas?

So they have something to unwrap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#45964609)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: Ruby factory reset button

How was copper wire invented?

Two Jews fighting over a penny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#45964611)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:03 PM
Author: honey-headed dilemma wrinkle



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: passionate den milk



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:02 PM
Author: Ruby factory reset button

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do everything a man can do?

Wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#45964614)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:06 PM
Author: startled lay messiness

Q: What’s the sad thing about 4 black guys in a Cadillac driving off a cliff?

A: They were my friends :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#45964633)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:28 PM
Author: honey-headed dilemma wrinkle



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Date: March 13th, 2025 11:57 PM
Author: tan very tactful stock car

Did you hear about the new scholarship endowed by Richard Pryor?

The Ignited Negro College Fund.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#48746350)