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analogize your mack game to an nfl player

i'm peyton manning: i often put forth stellar efforts, but i...
swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma
  07/21/06
Barry Sanders. I've got the best moves in the business, but ...
Bespoke School Cafeteria
  08/04/06
Rating=?
Bespoke School Cafeteria
  08/05/06
from me? i chuckled audibly at your post the first time arou...
swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma
  08/05/06
Fair enough...
Bespoke School Cafeteria
  08/05/06
joe horn i started out slowly at first (was a dork) befor...
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  08/07/06
:( the decline is complete. i only get laid like 2-3x a ...
Vermilion apoplectic nibblets
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Rice-- good at receiving.
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  07/21/06
Ricky Williams--I'd be good if I put some effort in, but usu...
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179.96
swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma
  07/21/06
TITCR!
Overrated kitty cat mad cow disease
  08/04/06
Dee, is that you?
Mind-boggling dingle berry
  08/05/06
WOW nice
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  11/29/06
i bet a lot of xoxo-ers are like patrick jeffers. a minorit...
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  07/21/06
i was going to go with gino toretta, but i switched it up
fighting market immigrant
  07/21/06
Ryan Leaf
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  07/21/06
OJ Simpson-I just scare the fuck out of everyone.
mustard irate forum
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at least you have breathtaking moves.
Overrated kitty cat mad cow disease
  08/04/06
Nice
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  07/21/06
Tedy Bruschi. I perfromed above my natural ability at the b...
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Probably some guy you've never heard of who went undrafted, ...
Territorial Boiling Water
  07/21/06
the few responses here were awesome. i want more. ty
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Mike Vick. People always expect a lot out of me, and I lo...
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179
swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma
  08/04/06
ty. this is the highest score i've ever received, you made ...
Diverse cumskin address
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quality.
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Randy Moss. I'll bring my game when I want to bring my game...
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Terrell Owens Astounding talent almost completely ruined...
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i like this one
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  08/05/06
Brian Urlacher. By reputation, I ought to get into the backf...
godawful hyperactive pocket flask coldplay fan
  08/04/06
If backfield=backdoor, then 180
Mildly autistic station
  11/29/06
Leinart. Still the best mack out there.
Mentally impaired supple pit
  08/04/06
Also, I love this thread. CC, you rock, dood.
Mentally impaired supple pit
  08/04/06
ty, homey
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Joe Namath. Awkwardly hit on people while drunk in front of...
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awesome
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John Elway. I get off to a terrible start and most people t...
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Steve Young. When I'm surrounded by an all-star cast I c...
Overrated kitty cat mad cow disease
  08/04/06
also you are a mormon and a homosexual?
Nofapping Charcoal Persian Famous Landscape Painting
  08/05/06
i believe he said he's *NOT* Dan Marino.
self-centered piazza
  08/05/06
what? steve young is mormon and possibly a homo.
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i defend Steve
self-centered piazza
  08/05/06
quality thread
self-centered piazza
  08/05/06
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DONBEBEEPWNED
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William "The Fridge" Perry
self-centered piazza
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thats saying something considering howie long is in the pro ...
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the pro football hall of fame is the TTT of hall of fames
high-end demanding fanboi university
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that just isn't true at all.
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...
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doug flutie i get all my credit for a really hot girl i h...
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this made me laugh. it'd be funnier if it were true.
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crystalline histrionic location messiness
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ha. awesome.
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stubborn indian lodge
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would be funnier if it was something like jim kelly - i t...
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  08/07/06
plus I have a dead retarded son. oops.
stubborn indian lodge
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Leon Lett
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a broke-ass kurt warner. i started out slow, then i had a f...
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this is depressingly underrated.
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  11/07/07
titcr, sad.
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  03/06/08
one mo time
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O.J. Simpson I'm a lady killer.
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Clarett.
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this one is underrated.
stubborn indian lodge
  11/29/06
lolol
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  06/26/07
ok, one mo 'gain. there are some stellar performances in thi...
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excellent
swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma
  11/09/06
nice.
Overrated kitty cat mad cow disease
  11/29/06
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swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma
  07/27/07
Willis McGahee. Excellent college career, but never quite ma...
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  11/09/06
i love the answers in this thread
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  11/29/06
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  11/29/06
you think the people here really have mack game? most of the...
swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma
  11/29/06
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Blue Exhilarant Bawdyhouse
  11/29/06
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fighting market immigrant
  07/28/07
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173
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  03/06/08
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  06/26/07
Tampa Bay RB, Lionel Gates. Obviously.
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  06/26/07
Actually, now that I go back and read the reports, I think I...
garnet comical stage jap
  06/26/07
Awesome. ty.
Ocher people who are hurt
  06/26/07
breaking doors? was he wearing a sombrero? i think we have t...
fighting market immigrant
  12/27/07
Excellent bump, one of my all-time favorite threads. We s...
Diverse cumskin address
  06/26/07
titcr i've smirked at least 10 times re-reading this
Mentally impaired supple pit
  06/26/07
just goes to show that when people here channel their creati...
Diverse cumskin address
  06/26/07
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  06/26/07
nice
swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma
  06/26/07
Jason Taylor. Because I'll fuck your sister and make yo...
garnet comical stage jap
  06/26/07
In light of my recent streak: I am Tony Romo. I'm never t...
Mentally impaired supple pit
  06/26/07
Dennis Byrd. I just lay there.
cyan arrogant native
  06/26/07
superb
swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma
  06/26/07
A+.
garnet comical stage jap
  06/26/07
180. I laughed for five minutes.
Overrated kitty cat mad cow disease
  07/27/07
i hate myself for laughing at this.
yellow national
  07/27/07
deon sanders my game is 75% talk, 24% celebration, and if...
appetizing shrine
  07/27/07
I'm Joey Harrington. I just plain fucking suck.
Ocher people who are hurt
  07/27/07
so you are officially coming out now?
dun yarmulke
  07/27/07
Really? That's the best you can do?
Ocher people who are hurt
  07/27/07
i dont pick on 11 year olds (or anyone around their height)
dun yarmulke
  07/27/07
Don't you think it's pretty stupid to make fun of someone's ...
Ocher people who are hurt
  07/27/07
i saw you with your giant sombrero you idiot
dun yarmulke
  07/27/07
Ok, and you have no idea how tall I am. None at all.
Ocher people who are hurt
  07/27/07
it was clear that you were short in the picture. are you act...
dun yarmulke
  07/27/07
How tall am I?
Ocher people who are hurt
  07/27/07
~5 ft 7 or 8 i would estimate
dun yarmulke
  07/27/07
rofl
Ocher people who are hurt
  07/27/07
was i right?
dun yarmulke
  07/27/07
no
Ocher people who are hurt
  07/27/07
shorter?
dun yarmulke
  07/27/07
For somebody ultra-sensitive about racism, you seem to make ...
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  07/27/07
how is this remotely offensive?
dun yarmulke
  07/27/07
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heady cocky library
  07/27/07
you can drink milk dumbass
Hairless dark main people
  03/06/08
McNabb. In crunch time, I get owned.
black church
  07/27/07
4th & 26?
heady cocky library
  07/27/07
Jim Sorgi. I don't play much, but everybody assumes I suck.
heady cocky library
  07/27/07
i like this one
swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma
  07/27/07
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  07/27/07
what had the potential to be a cringingly awful thread is re...
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  07/28/07
Cudos to this thread
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  10/10/07
my first time reading and i loled heartily. ty for bumping,...
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  10/10/07
sup
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but were you suspended by the league?
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  03/05/08
I'm going to allow it.
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  03/06/08
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Mark Chmura
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rae carruth. no explanation necessary
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma

i'm peyton manning: i often put forth stellar efforts, but invariably fail to close the deal. i'm great at getting *numbers*, but end up with little to show for my performance.

edit: i change my answer to rex grossman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271012)





Date: August 4th, 2006 6:03 PM
Author: Bespoke School Cafeteria

Barry Sanders. I've got the best moves in the business, but I don't score a whole lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379075)





Date: August 5th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Bespoke School Cafeteria

Rating=?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381849)





Date: August 5th, 2006 2:59 AM
Author: swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma

from me? i chuckled audibly at your post the first time around; i'll give it a 173.

it's not like i'm rating every post in the thread, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381871)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:08 AM
Author: Bespoke School Cafeteria

Fair enough...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381925)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:44 PM
Author: Vermilion apoplectic nibblets

joe horn

i started out slowly at first (was a dork) before i became a probowler out of nowhere (when my body/features matured late high school). after that, i've always been near the top (hot with game, but would be pwn3d by athlete/moviestar types). i also like to have fun and some people might think be a jackass. much like joe horn, i am in sharp decline as i am in a serious relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394275)





Date: June 26th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: Vermilion apoplectic nibblets

:(

the decline is complete. i only get laid like 2-3x a week now usually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302583)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:38 PM
Author: Motley Emerald Kitchen

Rice-- good at receiving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271019)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: fighting market immigrant

Ricky Williams--I'd be good if I put some effort in, but usually I go home and smoke weed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271022)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma

179.96

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271032)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM
Author: Overrated kitty cat mad cow disease

TITCR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379487)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: Mind-boggling dingle berry

Dee, is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381964)





Date: November 29th, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: provocative gay corner organic girlfriend

WOW nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091744)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: big church building death wish

i bet a lot of xoxo-ers are like patrick jeffers. a minority receiver who had a mediocre career capped by 1 stellar season. suffered a career-ending injury that he still blames his last team for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271028)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: fighting market immigrant

i was going to go with gino toretta, but i switched it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271034)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:45 PM
Author: Nofapping Charcoal Persian Famous Landscape Painting

Ryan Leaf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271046)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: mustard irate forum

OJ Simpson-I just scare the fuck out of everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271051)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM
Author: Overrated kitty cat mad cow disease

at least you have breathtaking moves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379492)





Date: October 10th, 2007 5:51 PM
Author: lake incel son of senegal

Nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752169)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: erotic abusive queen of the night

Elvis Grbac. Pretty reliable in most situations, but in the end, I pretty much always wind up killing myself in a car crash.

http://www.cnn.com/grbac/tragiccarcrash/1995saturn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271056)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Hyperventilating school

Tedy Bruschi.

I perfromed above my natural ability at the beginning of my career, but because of an unfortunate situation I had to leave the game for awhile. Never the same after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271064)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: Territorial Boiling Water

Probably some guy you've never heard of who went undrafted, was invited to one training camp and didn't make the team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271095)





Date: August 4th, 2006 5:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma

the few responses here were awesome. i want more. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6378996)





Date: August 4th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: pearl stock car macaca

Former pro wrestler Brock Lesnar. There were whispers that I had potential, an overrated team took me as a project, I played in a few preseason games, and then I got cut. After that, I turned down their offer to play in NFL Europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379043)





Date: August 4th, 2006 6:00 PM
Author: Diverse cumskin address

Mike Vick.

People always expect a lot out of me, and I look like I can get the job done. But while I have the occassional flashes of brilliance that impress the hell out of people, if you step back and take a look at my body of work over the years I really haven't lived up to my potential.

Plus, there's a good chance I have herpes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379047)





Date: August 4th, 2006 6:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379061)





Date: August 4th, 2006 6:14 PM
Author: Diverse cumskin address

ty. this is the highest score i've ever received, you made my day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379198)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: odious purple meetinghouse

quality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960061)





Date: August 4th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: bronze alcoholic associate business firm

Randy Moss. I'll bring my game when I want to bring my game. And since I signed my marriage contract, I'm no longer interested in bringing my game. I usually exit the field with two seconds left to play, resulting in an angry confrontation with my wife in the shower after the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379283)





Date: August 4th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: lemon round eye field

Terrell Owens

Astounding talent almost completely ruined by a horrible attitude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379297)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: self-centered piazza

i like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381965)





Date: August 4th, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: godawful hyperactive pocket flask coldplay fan

Brian Urlacher. By reputation, I ought to get into the backfield regularly, but more often than not I wind up getting blocked by a fat behemoth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379311)





Date: November 29th, 2006 1:26 AM
Author: Mildly autistic station

If backfield=backdoor, then 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091795)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:07 PM
Author: Mentally impaired supple pit

Leinart. Still the best mack out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379461)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:07 PM
Author: Mentally impaired supple pit

Also, I love this thread. CC, you rock, dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379465)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma

ty, homey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379477)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Confused Lodge

Joe Namath. Awkwardly hit on people while drunk in front of huge crowds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379485)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379518)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:11 PM
Author: obsidian internal respiration boistinker

John Elway. I get off to a terrible start and most people think that it is going to be game over before I'm able to connect with any of my receivers. But then I suddenly get in the zone and miraculously score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379500)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:16 PM
Author: balding circlehead doctorate

Donovan McNabb. I am a choking negro under the spotlight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379522)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:23 PM
Author: Overrated kitty cat mad cow disease

Steve Young.

When I'm surrounded by an all-star cast I can't help but complete a few TD passes, some of the TD's I complete even appear to be way above my talent level.

Occassionally I even win a few rings; however, when crunch time rolls around, people are always waiting to see if I'm going to blow it yet againn. Nothing like experiencing the agaony of defeat 200,000,000 times with the game on the line to experience those 3 joys of victory.

Although everyone unanimously agrees that I couldn't hold Joe Montana's jockstrap it could be worse...I could be Dan Marino.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379550)





Date: August 5th, 2006 2:56 AM
Author: Nofapping Charcoal Persian Famous Landscape Painting

also you are a mormon and a homosexual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381859)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:01 AM
Author: self-centered piazza

i believe he said he's *NOT* Dan Marino.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381884)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:11 AM
Author: slate cruise ship bbw

what? steve young is mormon and possibly a homo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381937)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: self-centered piazza

i defend Steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381947)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:02 AM
Author: self-centered piazza

quality thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381886)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:05 AM
Author: self-centered piazza

Adam Vinatieri.

Others may have the stage most of the night, but I take it -- and win it -- in the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381906)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:06 AM
Author: slate cruise ship bbw

mike vanderjagt: im tremendously accurate when picking out potential (field) goals and nailing them between the uprights, but sometimes i get way too drunk and say the wrong thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381912)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:08 AM
Author: Pungent casino

Oh look, it's UDELFAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381922)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:07 AM
Author: Pungent casino

http://www.brainyhistory.com/events/1969/february_14_1969_136342.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381917)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:13 AM
Author: Mind-boggling dingle berry

Leon Lett.

When I finally get to the biggest stage and I'm on my way to scoring against all odds, I showboat too soon and cost myself an easy score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381940)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:18 AM
Author: high-end demanding fanboi university

DONBEBEEPWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381966)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: self-centered piazza

William "The Fridge" Perry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381950)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: high-end demanding fanboi university

Howie Long: I've always been a better armchair quarterback than a real player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381960)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:19 AM
Author: slate cruise ship bbw

thats saying something considering howie long is in the pro football hall of fame...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381971)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:26 AM
Author: high-end demanding fanboi university

the pro football hall of fame is the TTT of hall of fames

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6382005)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:48 PM
Author: crystalline histrionic location messiness

No, the baseball HOF has even more undeserving players than the NFL one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394311)





Date: June 26th, 2007 1:25 PM
Author: Blathering striped hyena space

that just isn't true at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302757)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: bronze alcoholic associate business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394199)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:37 PM
Author: insanely creepy gaped roommate rehab

doug flutie

i get all my credit for a really hot girl i had small chance of nailing 20 years ago

then i only dated girls in canada for a while, before coming back to live an unspectacular life with girls before finally i achieved fame for drop kicking one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394224)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:52 PM
Author: Diverse cumskin address

this made me laugh.

it'd be funnier if it were true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394336)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: crystalline histrionic location messiness

Scott Norwood.

A totally forgettable presence but for one spectacular public failure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394326)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: stubborn indian lodge

ha. awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394352)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: 180 navy telephone twinkling uncleanness
Subject: kobe bryant

i'm playing a different game.. and it's called rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394328)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:55 PM
Author: stubborn indian lodge

I'd have to go with Jim Kelly. I can't close the deal against the big names in the spotlight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394370)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: magenta hominid

would be funnier if it was something like

jim kelly - i talk to the hottest girls, but franklyn (see above) cockblocks me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394388)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:59 PM
Author: stubborn indian lodge

plus I have a dead retarded son. oops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394397)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: hideous excitant chapel milk

ray lewis - i hit it hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394377)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:59 PM
Author: frum razzmatazz affirmative action

Lawrence Taylor

On raw talent, I was pretty decent in my prime, but most people looked at me like I was on crack. They were usually right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394402)





Date: August 7th, 2006 4:01 PM
Author: Brindle travel guidebook temple

Najeh Davenport

when I get into a hot college girl's dorm room I'm more likely to shit in her closet than fuck her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394414)





Date: June 26th, 2007 12:12 PM
Author: Irradiated Rebellious Useless Brakes Legend

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302555)





Date: June 26th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: Ocher people who are hurt

I bursted out laughing at work, and now everyone thinks I'm an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302752)





Date: August 7th, 2006 4:05 PM
Author: glittery gold garrison deer antler

Ryan Leaf

I have no game

edit-actually, I do but I usually end up being unsuccesful anyway due to shortness/ugliness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394440)





Date: August 7th, 2006 4:07 PM
Author: magenta hominid
Subject: Leon Lett

I am generally extremely good with the ladies, but the occasional fast, white guy can embarrass me and sometimes i lose my head and drop the ball when it snows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394460)





Date: August 7th, 2006 4:11 PM
Author: Buff spot patrolman

a broke-ass kurt warner. i started out slow, then i had a few spectacular seasons in which i played far above my level, and now i'm stuck with with a lesbian who's trying to ruin my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394494)





Date: November 7th, 2007 11:31 PM
Author: Doobsian alcoholic whorehouse

this is depressingly underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867795)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:26 PM
Author: Vengeful sanctuary

titcr, sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9439890)





Date: August 11th, 2006 1:16 AM
Author: swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma

one mo time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419016)





Date: August 11th, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: underhanded pozpig azn

O.J. Simpson

I'm a lady killer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419080)





Date: August 11th, 2006 1:28 AM
Author: odious purple meetinghouse

Clarett.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419085)





Date: August 11th, 2006 1:29 AM
Author: chocolate useless fortuitous meteor hairy legs

Ray Finkel. If the laces aren't in, I fuckin' boot it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419092)





Date: August 11th, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: Bateful Beta Institution Weed Whacker

I'm Bill Romanowski. I'll punch that bitch in the face and end her career, while hurling racial slurs at her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419121)





Date: November 29th, 2006 8:25 AM
Author: stubborn indian lodge

this one is underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7092943)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: Pea-brained partner voyeur

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302430)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma

ok, one mo 'gain. there are some stellar performances in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960006)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:07 PM
Author: infuriating senate faggot firefighter

Kellen Winslow.

I'm a F****** solider!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960013)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: clear regret idea he suggested

Pat Tillman

everything is lined up perfectly for me, but I go to help out my boys and one of them blows me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960066)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: odious purple meetinghouse

good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960069)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960091)





Date: November 29th, 2006 1:24 AM
Author: Overrated kitty cat mad cow disease

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091773)





Date: July 27th, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070726/ap_on_re_us/tillman_friendly_fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8441667)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: odious purple meetinghouse

Willis McGahee. Excellent college career, but never quite made it back to that form since following injury (for these purposes nearly marrying a pyscho bitch).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960068)





Date: November 29th, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma

i love the answers in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091717)





Date: November 29th, 2006 1:20 AM
Author: know-it-all federal nowag philosopher-king

I don't know, it's hard to get into a thread which might as well be titled "ITT we lie about ourselves"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091739)





Date: November 29th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma

you think the people here really have mack game? most of these answers are self-deprecating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7093141)





Date: November 29th, 2006 1:57 PM
Author: Blue Exhilarant Bawdyhouse

Haywood Jefferies

Great at simulation/analyzing (Mr. Jefferies superb performance in Nintendo's Super Techmo Bowl circa 1991), but otherwise forgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7094477)





Date: July 28th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: fighting market immigrant

highly underrated. the oilers 4 wideouts in tecmo super bowl were amaziong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8443231)





Date: November 29th, 2006 2:01 PM
Author: Green multi-colored nursing home volcanic crater

tom brady, unheralded guy who flourished on the next level because of a calm demeanor and ability to turn it up when needed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7094499)





Date: November 29th, 2006 2:08 PM
Author: Saffron duck-like state brethren

Charles Woodson

I often went both ways in college, but the experimentation stopped once I graduated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7094568)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:22 PM
Author: House-broken nudist lay potus

173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9439877)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:21 AM
Author: Naked new version

Brady Quinn. I have high hopes for myself and talk a big game, but I end up waiting around hoping someone will take pity on me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302423)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:25 AM
Author: garnet comical stage jap

Tampa Bay RB, Lionel Gates.

Obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302428)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: garnet comical stage jap

Actually, now that I go back and read the reports, I think I'm going to let ICE analogize himself to Lionel, for somewhat obvious reasons.

"The Associated Press reports Tampa Bay Buccaneers RB Lionel Gates was arrested and charged with hitting a pregnant woman in the face and pushing her into a wall during an argument. Gates was being held Friday, March 30, with no bond, jail records said. Gates was charged with burglary of a dwelling, aggravated battery of a pregnant woman and criminal mischief after he kicked in the front door of Peggie Lavender's apartment Thursday, March 29. He also destroyed two televisions AND TWO DOORS. Gates also put a hole in the bedroom wall and assaulted her, according to a Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office report."

I'll have to find another "mac" who better embodies my "style."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302466)





Date: June 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Ocher people who are hurt

Awesome. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302760)





Date: December 27th, 2007 11:55 PM
Author: fighting market immigrant

breaking doors? was he wearing a sombrero? i think we have to give this one to ICE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9080409)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: Diverse cumskin address

Excellent bump, one of my all-time favorite threads.

We should spend more time here on shit like this and less on racist flame and bashing IRL peoples.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302437)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:38 AM
Author: Mentally impaired supple pit

titcr

i've smirked at least 10 times re-reading this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302460)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:45 AM
Author: Diverse cumskin address

just goes to show that when people here channel their creativity in a constructive direction the entertainment value of this place is still off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302487)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:31 AM
Author: Zombie-like smoky police squad base

Brian Bosworth. Lots of potential, but didn't really live up to it and retired early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302442)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:56 AM
Author: Blathering striped hyena space

Troy Aikman... not flashy, but consistently outperforming even more talented people for over a decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302514)





Date: June 26th, 2007 12:31 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Fragrant Tanning Salon

Charlie Ward... Good college career due to inexperienced defenders who didn't really know what they were doing. Not much hope afterwards, so I need to find something else to with myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302604)





Date: June 26th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302610)





Date: June 26th, 2007 1:30 PM
Author: garnet comical stage jap

Jason Taylor.

Because I'll fuck your sister and make you watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302768)





Date: June 26th, 2007 1:55 PM
Author: Mentally impaired supple pit

In light of my recent streak:

I am Tony Romo. I'm never the best man on the field at any given time, but for half the night, I make people believe I'm something special. Then, when it matters most, I expose myself by committing major, fundamental errors that make everything else seem unspectacular in comparison.

Off the stage, however, somehow I always end up with models (and bottles.)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302872)





Date: June 26th, 2007 1:58 PM
Author: cyan arrogant native

Dennis Byrd.

I just lay there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302889)





Date: June 26th, 2007 2:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma

superb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302976)





Date: June 26th, 2007 2:20 PM
Author: garnet comical stage jap

A+.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302987)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: Overrated kitty cat mad cow disease

180. I laughed for five minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442357)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:44 PM
Author: yellow national

i hate myself for laughing at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442395)





Date: July 27th, 2007 3:14 PM
Author: appetizing shrine

deon sanders

my game is 75% talk, 24% celebration, and if you blink you'd miss my play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8441784)





Date: July 27th, 2007 3:17 PM
Author: Ocher people who are hurt

I'm Joey Harrington.

I just plain fucking suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8441802)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: dun yarmulke

so you are officially coming out now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442363)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Ocher people who are hurt

Really? That's the best you can do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442382)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:41 PM
Author: dun yarmulke

i dont pick on 11 year olds (or anyone around their height)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442386)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:45 PM
Author: Ocher people who are hurt

Don't you think it's pretty stupid to make fun of someone's appearance when you have absolutely no idea what that person looks like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442401)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:46 PM
Author: dun yarmulke

i saw you with your giant sombrero you idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442406)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Ocher people who are hurt

Ok, and you have no idea how tall I am. None at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442413)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: dun yarmulke

it was clear that you were short in the picture. are you actually denying this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442416)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: Ocher people who are hurt

How tall am I?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442419)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: dun yarmulke

~5 ft 7 or 8 i would estimate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442423)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: Ocher people who are hurt

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442429)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: dun yarmulke

was i right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442436)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Ocher people who are hurt

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442438)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: dun yarmulke

shorter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442439)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: heady cocky library

For somebody ultra-sensitive about racism, you seem to make a lot of offensive comments about gays and Jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442394)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:44 PM
Author: dun yarmulke

how is this remotely offensive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442397)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:46 PM
Author: heady cocky library

Doesn't calling heterosexuals gay as a joke seem a little immature? Not to mention making fun of people's height. Seems little different than making fun of one's race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442409)





Date: March 6th, 2008 11:09 PM
Author: Hairless dark main people

you can drink milk dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441303)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: black church

McNabb. In crunch time, I get owned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442426)





Date: July 27th, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: heady cocky library

4th & 26?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442648)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: heady cocky library

Jim Sorgi. I don't play much, but everybody assumes I suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442441)





Date: July 27th, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma

i like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442927)





Date: July 27th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: maize cruel-hearted center dysfunction

Chad Pennington. Gets by on intelligence and understanding of the game, but falls short by lack of physical strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442574)





Date: July 27th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: marvelous ladyboy

I'm Bill Gramatica.

I'll do something good, but fairly normal and expected and then severely injure myself while celebrating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442582)





Date: July 27th, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: House-broken nudist lay potus

Dan Marino.

I throw a sick spiral when nothing's on the line, but in the end I lose anyway and walk off the field yelling at my wingmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442993)





Date: July 28th, 2007 5:27 AM
Author: Tan parlour

what had the potential to be a cringingly awful thread is really pretty fucking good. it's not so easy to think of somethign that's just equal to the average post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8443980)





Date: October 10th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Spruce soul-stirring den

Cudos to this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752140)





Date: October 10th, 2007 5:48 PM
Author: lake incel son of senegal

my first time reading and i loled heartily. ty for bumping, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752162)





Date: November 7th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma

sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867710)





Date: November 7th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: exciting burgundy hospital

tank johnson. inactive most of the year due to a gun charge and DUI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867765)





Date: November 7th, 2007 11:30 PM
Author: Doobsian alcoholic whorehouse

but were you suspended by the league?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867793)





Date: December 28th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: flatulent cobalt toilet seat

Rod "He Hate Me" Smart

Beloved by many, but easily cut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9080435)





Date: March 5th, 2008 1:29 AM
Author: swashbuckling parlor friendly grandma

woop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9430944)





Date: March 5th, 2008 1:41 AM
Author: Stimulating Feces Gunner

Tara: http://www.azcardinals.com/cheerleaders/bio.php?PRKey=90

Because my favorite restaurant is Applebees, and the three qualities that best describe me are kind-hearted, and nurturing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9431019)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:17 PM
Author: House-broken nudist lay potus

I'm going to allow it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9439849)





Date: March 5th, 2008 9:43 AM
Author: brass crackhouse fat ankles

Brady Quinn, cause I work out like a fiend but never get any playing time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9432066)





Date: March 5th, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: Twisted rigpig roast beef

i think this thread could be done well with nba players, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9432095)





Date: March 6th, 2008 10:50 PM
Author: hairraiser elastic band

Mark Chmura

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441203)





Date: March 6th, 2008 11:07 PM
Author: Hairless dark main people

rae carruth. no explanation necessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441293)





Date: June 12th, 2008 1:29 PM
Author: fuchsia national security agency

Eli Manning - I can be hot and cold. When I'm good I'm in the zone and untouchable but that's rare and usually I go years without hitting some. And the times I usually get some big brother gets the hottie and I have to bite the bullet and fuck a fattie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9883775)





Date: August 29th, 2008 2:03 AM
Author: Twinkling box office

Byrd & Tillman responses get the gold and silver medals, respectively. superb thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#10107469)