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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:35 PM Author: trip famous landscape painting love of her life i'm peyton manning: i often put forth stellar efforts, but invariably fail to close the deal. i'm great at getting *numbers*, but end up with little to show for my performance.
edit: i change my answer to rex grossman. |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:03 PM Author: marvelous set Barry Sanders. I've got the best moves in the business, but I don't score a whole lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379075) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 2:55 AM Author: marvelous set Rating=? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381849) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 2:59 AM Author: trip famous landscape painting love of her life from me? i chuckled audibly at your post the first time around; i'll give it a 173.
it's not like i'm rating every post in the thread, though. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:08 AM Author: marvelous set Fair enough... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381925) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:44 PM Author: Bateful greedy location joe horn
i started out slowly at first (was a dork) before i became a probowler out of nowhere (when my body/features matured late high school). after that, i've always been near the top (hot with game, but would be pwn3d by athlete/moviestar types). i also like to have fun and some people might think be a jackass. much like joe horn, i am in sharp decline as i am in a serious relationship. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:24 PM Author: Bateful greedy location :(
the decline is complete. i only get laid like 2-3x a week now usually. |
Date: July 21st, 2006 10:38 PM Author: ultramarine flickering tank range Rice-- good at receiving. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271019) |
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0xCE955F7F2A24fB8A7c3cd6F115F65E016c785EC8 Date: July 21st, 2006 10:39 PM Author: richard clock Ricky Williams--I'd be good if I put some effort in, but usually I go home and smoke weed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271022) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:41 PM Author: trip famous landscape painting love of her life 179.96 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271032) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM Author: Stirring lilac organic girlfriend TITCR! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379487) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM Author: Pearly Lettuce Parlor Dee, is that you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381964) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:21 AM Author: Ivory ticket booth WOW nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091744) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:40 PM Author: Vigorous learning disabled background story turdskin i bet a lot of xoxo-ers are like patrick jeffers. a minority receiver who had a mediocre career capped by 1 stellar season. suffered a career-ending injury that he still blames his last team for. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271028) |
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0xCE955F7F2A24fB8A7c3cd6F115F65E016c785EC8 Date: July 21st, 2006 10:42 PM Author: richard clock i was going to go with gino toretta, but i switched it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271034) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:45 PM Author: big-titted know-it-all lay Ryan Leaf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271046) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:46 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone theater OJ Simpson-I just scare the fuck out of everyone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271051) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM Author: Stirring lilac organic girlfriend at least you have breathtaking moves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379492) |
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Date: October 10th, 2007 5:51 PM Author: Talented painfully honest internal respiration Nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752169) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:47 PM Author: buff locus Elvis Grbac. Pretty reliable in most situations, but in the end, I pretty much always wind up killing myself in a car crash.
http://www.cnn.com/grbac/tragiccarcrash/1995saturn |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:49 PM Author: demanding pistol Tedy Bruschi. I perfromed above my natural ability at the beginning of my career, but because of an unfortunate situation I had to leave the game for awhile. Never the same after that. |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:54 PM Author: yapping sweet tailpipe gay wizard Probably some guy you've never heard of who went undrafted, was invited to one training camp and didn't make the team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271095) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 5:53 PM Author: trip famous landscape painting love of her life the few responses here were awesome. i want more. ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6378996) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 5:59 PM Author: Aquamarine spectacular rehab Former pro wrestler Brock Lesnar. There were whispers that I had potential, an overrated team took me as a project, I played in a few preseason games, and then I got cut. After that, I turned down their offer to play in NFL Europe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379043) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:00 PM Author: stimulating patrolman fortuitous meteor Mike Vick.
People always expect a lot out of me, and I look like I can get the job done. But while I have the occassional flashes of brilliance that impress the hell out of people, if you step back and take a look at my body of work over the years I really haven't lived up to my potential.
Plus, there's a good chance I have herpes. |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:01 PM Author: trip famous landscape painting love of her life 179 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379061) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:14 PM Author: stimulating patrolman fortuitous meteor ty. this is the highest score i've ever received, you made my day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379198) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:19 PM Author: Topaz Site Karate quality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960061) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:27 PM Author: jet vibrant ape Randy Moss. I'll bring my game when I want to bring my game. And since I signed my marriage contract, I'm no longer interested in bringing my game. I usually exit the field with two seconds left to play, resulting in an angry confrontation with my wife in the shower after the game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379283) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:29 PM Author: fishy maniacal school Terrell Owens
Astounding talent almost completely ruined by a horrible attitude. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM Author: Bat shit crazy opaque rigor i like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381965) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:33 PM Author: arousing abode gaming laptop Brian Urlacher. By reputation, I ought to get into the backfield regularly, but more often than not I wind up getting blocked by a fat behemoth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379311) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:26 AM Author: Provocative round eye If backfield=backdoor, then 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091795) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:07 PM Author: pale cheese-eating indian lodge goyim Leinart. Still the best mack out there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379461) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:07 PM Author: pale cheese-eating indian lodge goyim Also, I love this thread. CC, you rock, dood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379465) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:08 PM Author: trip famous landscape painting love of her life ty, homey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379477) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM Author: Autistic 180 Locale Hairy Legs Joe Namath. Awkwardly hit on people while drunk in front of huge crowds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379485) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:15 PM Author: trip famous landscape painting love of her life awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379518) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:11 PM Author: peach comical church building psychic John Elway. I get off to a terrible start and most people think that it is going to be game over before I'm able to connect with any of my receivers. But then I suddenly get in the zone and miraculously score (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379500) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:16 PM Author: razzle-dazzle yarmulke Donovan McNabb. I am a choking negro under the spotlight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379522) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:23 PM Author: Stirring lilac organic girlfriend Steve Young.
When I'm surrounded by an all-star cast I can't help but complete a few TD passes, some of the TD's I complete even appear to be way above my talent level.
Occassionally I even win a few rings; however, when crunch time rolls around, people are always waiting to see if I'm going to blow it yet againn. Nothing like experiencing the agaony of defeat 200,000,000 times with the game on the line to experience those 3 joys of victory.
Although everyone unanimously agrees that I couldn't hold Joe Montana's jockstrap it could be worse...I could be Dan Marino. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 2:56 AM Author: big-titted know-it-all lay also you are a mormon and a homosexual? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381859) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:01 AM Author: Bat shit crazy opaque rigor i believe he said he's *NOT* Dan Marino. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381884) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:11 AM Author: dun scourge upon the earth what? steve young is mormon and possibly a homo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381937) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:14 AM Author: Bat shit crazy opaque rigor i defend Steve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381947) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:02 AM Author: Bat shit crazy opaque rigor quality thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381886) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:05 AM Author: Bat shit crazy opaque rigor Adam Vinatieri.
Others may have the stage most of the night, but I take it -- and win it -- in the end. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:06 AM Author: dun scourge upon the earth mike vanderjagt: im tremendously accurate when picking out potential (field) goals and nailing them between the uprights, but sometimes i get way too drunk and say the wrong thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381912) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:08 AM Author: zippy transparent dopamine house Oh look, it's UDELFAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381922) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:07 AM Author: zippy transparent dopamine house http://www.brainyhistory.com/events/1969/february_14_1969_136342.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381917) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:13 AM Author: Pearly Lettuce Parlor Leon Lett.
When I finally get to the biggest stage and I'm on my way to scoring against all odds, I showboat too soon and cost myself an easy score. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:18 AM Author: Claret Exhilarant Toaster DONBEBEEPWNED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381966) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:14 AM Author: Bat shit crazy opaque rigor William "The Fridge" Perry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381950) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM Author: Claret Exhilarant Toaster Howie Long: I've always been a better armchair quarterback than a real player. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381960) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:19 AM Author: dun scourge upon the earth thats saying something considering howie long is in the pro football hall of fame... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381971) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:26 AM Author: Claret Exhilarant Toaster the pro football hall of fame is the TTT of hall of fames (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6382005) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:48 PM Author: Excitant Carnelian Casino No, the baseball HOF has even more undeserving players than the NFL one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394311) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:25 PM Author: Crawly plaza that just isn't true at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302757) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:33 PM Author: jet vibrant ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394199) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:37 PM Author: Passionate ungodly menage degenerate doug flutie
i get all my credit for a really hot girl i had small chance of nailing 20 years ago then i only dated girls in canada for a while, before coming back to live an unspectacular life with girls before finally i achieved fame for drop kicking one |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:52 PM Author: stimulating patrolman fortuitous meteor this made me laugh.
it'd be funnier if it were true. |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:51 PM Author: Excitant Carnelian Casino Scott Norwood. A totally forgettable presence but for one spectacular public failure. |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:53 PM Author: crusty stead ha. awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394352) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:51 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal gold parlour Subject: kobe bryant i'm playing a different game.. and it's called rape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394328) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:55 PM Author: crusty stead I'd have to go with Jim Kelly. I can't close the deal against the big names in the spotlight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394370) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:58 PM Author: swollen filthpig would be funnier if it was something like
jim kelly - i talk to the hottest girls, but franklyn (see above) cockblocks me |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:59 PM Author: crusty stead plus I have a dead retarded son. oops. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394397) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:56 PM Author: Beta Liquid Oxygen ray lewis - i hit it hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394377) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:59 PM Author: Bronze tattoo mad cow disease Lawrence Taylor On raw talent, I was pretty decent in my prime, but most people looked at me like I was on crack. They were usually right. |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 4:01 PM Author: odious indigo useless brakes whorehouse Najeh Davenport
when I get into a hot college girl's dorm room I'm more likely to shit in her closet than fuck her |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:12 PM Author: Henna adventurous faggot firefighter underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302555) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:23 PM Author: Racy ocher athletic conference brunch I bursted out laughing at work, and now everyone thinks I'm an asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302752) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 4:05 PM Author: mauve razzmatazz codepig cuck Ryan Leaf
I have no game
edit-actually, I do but I usually end up being unsuccesful anyway due to shortness/ugliness |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 4:07 PM Author: swollen filthpig Subject: Leon Lett I am generally extremely good with the ladies, but the occasional fast, white guy can embarrass me and sometimes i lose my head and drop the ball when it snows (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394460) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 4:11 PM Author: federal international law enforcement agency associate a broke-ass kurt warner. i started out slow, then i had a few spectacular seasons in which i played far above my level, and now i'm stuck with with a lesbian who's trying to ruin my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394494) |
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Date: November 7th, 2007 11:31 PM Author: blue exciting death wish this is depressingly underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867795) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:26 PM Author: Slippery High-end Elastic Band titcr, sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9439890) |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:16 AM Author: trip famous landscape painting love of her life one mo time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419016) |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:27 AM Author: Charismatic sooty box office O.J. Simpson
I'm a lady killer. |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:28 AM Author: Topaz Site Karate Clarett. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419085) |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:29 AM Author: motley place of business generalized bond Ray Finkel. If the laces aren't in, I fuckin' boot it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419092) |
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Date: August 11th, 2006 1:36 AM Author: apoplectic sienna institution I'm Bill Romanowski. I'll punch that bitch in the face and end her career, while hurling racial slurs at her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419121) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 8:25 AM Author: crusty stead this one is underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7092943) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:26 AM Author: soggy ladyboy lolol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302430) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:06 PM Author: trip famous landscape painting love of her life ok, one mo 'gain. there are some stellar performances in this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960006) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:07 PM Author: tan laughsome state clown Kellen Winslow.
I'm a F****** solider!!! |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM Author: histrionic blood rage Pat Tillman
everything is lined up perfectly for me, but I go to help out my boys and one of them blows me away. |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM Author: Topaz Site Karate good one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960069) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:23 PM Author: trip famous landscape painting love of her life excellent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960091) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:24 AM Author: Stirring lilac organic girlfriend nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091773) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 2:44 PM Author: trip famous landscape painting love of her life http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070726/ap_on_re_us/tillman_friendly_fire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8441667) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM Author: Topaz Site Karate Willis McGahee. Excellent college career, but never quite made it back to that form since following injury (for these purposes nearly marrying a pyscho bitch). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960068) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:18 AM Author: trip famous landscape painting love of her life i love the answers in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091717) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:20 AM Author: Ruby Dilemma Preventive Strike I don't know, it's hard to get into a thread which might as well be titled "ITT we lie about ourselves" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091739) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 10:05 AM Author: trip famous landscape painting love of her life you think the people here really have mack game? most of these answers are self-deprecating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7093141) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 1:57 PM Author: diverse well-lubricated french chef Haywood Jefferies
Great at simulation/analyzing (Mr. Jefferies superb performance in Nintendo's Super Techmo Bowl circa 1991), but otherwise forgettable. |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 2:01 PM Author: Fragrant tripping cruise ship tom brady, unheralded guy who flourished on the next level because of a calm demeanor and ability to turn it up when needed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7094499) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 2:08 PM Author: electric turquoise hospital Charles Woodson I often went both ways in college, but the experimentation stopped once I graduated. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:22 PM Author: Walnut center 173 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9439877) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:21 AM Author: Galvanic native Brady Quinn. I have high hopes for myself and talk a big game, but I end up waiting around hoping someone will take pity on me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302423) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:25 AM Author: Flushed hairraiser voyeur office Tampa Bay RB, Lionel Gates.
Obviously. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:39 AM Author: Flushed hairraiser voyeur office Actually, now that I go back and read the reports, I think I'm going to let ICE analogize himself to Lionel, for somewhat obvious reasons.
"The Associated Press reports Tampa Bay Buccaneers RB Lionel Gates was arrested and charged with hitting a pregnant woman in the face and pushing her into a wall during an argument. Gates was being held Friday, March 30, with no bond, jail records said. Gates was charged with burglary of a dwelling, aggravated battery of a pregnant woman and criminal mischief after he kicked in the front door of Peggie Lavender's apartment Thursday, March 29. He also destroyed two televisions AND TWO DOORS. Gates also put a hole in the bedroom wall and assaulted her, according to a Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office report."
I'll have to find another "mac" who better embodies my "style." |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:27 PM Author: Racy ocher athletic conference brunch Awesome. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302760) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:29 AM Author: stimulating patrolman fortuitous meteor Excellent bump, one of my all-time favorite threads.
We should spend more time here on shit like this and less on racist flame and bashing IRL peoples. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:38 AM Author: pale cheese-eating indian lodge goyim titcr
i've smirked at least 10 times re-reading this |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:45 AM Author: stimulating patrolman fortuitous meteor just goes to show that when people here channel their creativity in a constructive direction the entertainment value of this place is still off the charts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302487) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:31 AM Author: bright orchestra pit pocket flask Brian Bosworth. Lots of potential, but didn't really live up to it and retired early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302442) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:56 AM Author: Crawly plaza Troy Aikman... not flashy, but consistently outperforming even more talented people for over a decade. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302514) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:31 PM Author: Concupiscible Emerald Indirect Expression Charlie Ward... Good college career due to inexperienced defenders who didn't really know what they were doing. Not much hope afterwards, so I need to find something else to with myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302604) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:34 PM Author: trip famous landscape painting love of her life nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302610) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:30 PM Author: Flushed hairraiser voyeur office Jason Taylor.
Because I'll fuck your sister and make you watch. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:55 PM Author: pale cheese-eating indian lodge goyim In light of my recent streak:
I am Tony Romo. I'm never the best man on the field at any given time, but for half the night, I make people believe I'm something special. Then, when it matters most, I expose myself by committing major, fundamental errors that make everything else seem unspectacular in comparison.
Off the stage, however, somehow I always end up with models (and bottles.)
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:58 PM Author: aqua appetizing puppy friendly grandma Dennis Byrd.
I just lay there. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 2:18 PM Author: trip famous landscape painting love of her life superb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302976) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 2:20 PM Author: Flushed hairraiser voyeur office A+.
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:33 PM Author: Stirring lilac organic girlfriend 180. I laughed for five minutes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442357) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:44 PM Author: nofapping kitty cat striped hyena i hate myself for laughing at this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442395) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 3:14 PM Author: contagious therapy deon sanders
my game is 75% talk, 24% celebration, and if you blink you'd miss my play |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 3:17 PM Author: Racy ocher athletic conference brunch I'm Joey Harrington.
I just plain fucking suck. |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:36 PM Author: Thirsty Coffee Pot so you are officially coming out now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442363) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:40 PM Author: Racy ocher athletic conference brunch Really? That's the best you can do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442382) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:41 PM Author: Thirsty Coffee Pot i dont pick on 11 year olds (or anyone around their height) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442386) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:45 PM Author: Racy ocher athletic conference brunch Don't you think it's pretty stupid to make fun of someone's appearance when you have absolutely no idea what that person looks like? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442401) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:46 PM Author: Thirsty Coffee Pot i saw you with your giant sombrero you idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442406) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:47 PM Author: Racy ocher athletic conference brunch Ok, and you have no idea how tall I am. None at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442413) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:48 PM Author: Thirsty Coffee Pot it was clear that you were short in the picture. are you actually denying this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442416) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:49 PM Author: Racy ocher athletic conference brunch How tall am I? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442419) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:49 PM Author: Thirsty Coffee Pot ~5 ft 7 or 8 i would estimate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442423) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:52 PM Author: Racy ocher athletic conference brunch rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442429) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:54 PM Author: Thirsty Coffee Pot was i right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442436) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:54 PM Author: Racy ocher athletic conference brunch no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442438) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:55 PM Author: Thirsty Coffee Pot shorter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442439) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:43 PM Author: Salmon Ratface Partner For somebody ultra-sensitive about racism, you seem to make a lot of offensive comments about gays and Jews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442394) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:44 PM Author: Thirsty Coffee Pot how is this remotely offensive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442397) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:46 PM Author: Salmon Ratface Partner Doesn't calling heterosexuals gay as a joke seem a little immature? Not to mention making fun of people's height. Seems little different than making fun of one's race. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442409) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:09 PM Author: Hateful aromatic lodge shitlib you can drink milk dumbass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441303) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:50 PM Author: supple bat-shit-crazy point corn cake McNabb. In crunch time, I get owned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442426) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 8:16 PM Author: Salmon Ratface Partner 4th & 26? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442648) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:55 PM Author: Salmon Ratface Partner Jim Sorgi. I don't play much, but everybody assumes I suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442441) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 10:11 PM Author: trip famous landscape painting love of her life i like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442927) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 7:41 PM Author: Beady-eyed Spot Nibblets Chad Pennington. Gets by on intelligence and understanding of the game, but falls short by lack of physical strength. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442574) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 7:46 PM Author: duck-like main people tanning salon I'm Bill Gramatica.
I'll do something good, but fairly normal and expected and then severely injure myself while celebrating. |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 10:43 PM Author: Walnut center Dan Marino.
I throw a sick spiral when nothing's on the line, but in the end I lose anyway and walk off the field yelling at my wingmen. |
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Date: July 28th, 2007 5:27 AM Author: Sable unholy ceo fat ankles what had the potential to be a cringingly awful thread is really pretty fucking good. it's not so easy to think of somethign that's just equal to the average post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8443980) |
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Date: October 10th, 2007 5:40 PM Author: Multi-colored Juggernaut Cuckoldry Cudos to this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2007 5:48 PM Author: Talented painfully honest internal respiration my first time reading and i loled heartily. ty for bumping, friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752162) |
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Date: November 7th, 2007 11:05 PM Author: trip famous landscape painting love of her life sup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867710) |
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Date: November 7th, 2007 11:22 PM Author: cocaine farts tank johnson. inactive most of the year due to a gun charge and DUI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867765) |
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Date: November 7th, 2007 11:30 PM Author: blue exciting death wish but were you suspended by the league? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867793) |
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Date: December 28th, 2007 12:04 AM Author: titillating university really tough guy Rod "He Hate Me" Smart
Beloved by many, but easily cut. |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 1:29 AM Author: trip famous landscape painting love of her life woop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9430944) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 1:41 AM Author: Snowy mewling theater stage quadroon Tara: http://www.azcardinals.com/cheerleaders/bio.php?PRKey=90
Because my favorite restaurant is Applebees, and the three qualities that best describe me are kind-hearted, and nurturing. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:17 PM Author: Walnut center I'm going to allow it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9439849) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:43 AM Author: boyish school cafeteria cuckold Brady Quinn, cause I work out like a fiend but never get any playing time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9432066) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:48 AM Author: bull headed son of senegal old irish cottage i think this thread could be done well with nba players, too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9432095) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 10:50 PM Author: Very tactful glittery keepsake machete Mark Chmura (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441203) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:07 PM Author: Hateful aromatic lodge shitlib rae carruth. no explanation necessary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441293) |
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Date: June 12th, 2008 1:29 PM Author: Orange Nursing Home Eli Manning - I can be hot and cold. When I'm good I'm in the zone and untouchable but that's rare and usually I go years without hitting some. And the times I usually get some big brother gets the hottie and I have to bite the bullet and fuck a fattie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9883775) |
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Date: August 29th, 2008 2:03 AM Author: Spruce hyperactive kitchen azn Byrd & Tillman responses get the gold and silver medals, respectively. superb thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#10107469) |