\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Anybody Not Use Toilet Paper? Butthold Has Been Super Clean Since Getting Bidet

Bought 4 bidets for the house. The master bedroom has an Ame...
arousing orchestra pit
  11/19/20
he'll probably think you're one of those lunatics who throws...
Chestnut comical gunner garrison
  11/19/20
Cr cr
arousing orchestra pit
  11/19/20
I don’t wipe or bidet
Embarrassed To The Bone Glassy Famous Landscape Painting
  11/19/20
*guy with a colostomy bag*
arousing orchestra pit
  11/19/20
Does the bidet clog in the event of butt chunks?
racy abode
  11/19/20
a few buttnuggets never harmed a bidet in my experience
Chestnut comical gunner garrison
  11/19/20
I don't think you understand how bidets work, my friend. The...
arousing orchestra pit
  11/19/20
great thread
Vibrant maize stage roommate
  11/19/20
...
spectacular abnormal hairy legs casino
  11/19/20
Ty
arousing orchestra pit
  11/19/20
...
Cowardly anal resort ratface
  11/19/20
...
arousing orchestra pit
  11/19/20
...
Embarrassed To The Bone Glassy Famous Landscape Painting
  11/20/20
Excuse my prole unfamiliarity but someone explain what you d...
Contagious base jewess
  11/19/20
I just pull up my pants. It's not that wet so it doesn't mak...
arousing orchestra pit
  11/19/20
my bidet has a warm air dryer too. but if you don't have a ...
fuchsia passionate institution
  11/19/20
This is cr. I wish I had a dryer on mine. I've thought about...
arousing orchestra pit
  11/19/20
how is the stream enough to remove shit particles - dont you...
Bronze stag film
  11/19/20
No wiping needed. The stream is adjustable on both types and...
arousing orchestra pit
  11/19/20
how do you know whether all the shit's gone
Bronze stag film
  11/19/20
At first I was checking with TP, but think about what would ...
arousing orchestra pit
  11/19/20
The type in the master bedroom is an American Standard AquaW...
arousing orchestra pit
  11/19/20
Imagine being the model that gets the call from her agency a...
floppy business firm becky
  11/20/20
You guys should get bidets. I would feel so dirty if I had t...
arousing orchestra pit
  11/19/20
Also if you get a bidet you can instruct women to use it bef...
arousing orchestra pit
  11/19/20
...
Self-centered garnet philosopher-king bawdyhouse
  11/20/20
wow cool story bro... but seriously, back to bidets. I feel ...
Vivacious Point Ape
  11/20/20
This is my hangup, too. My wife doesn’t like it when I...
Adventurous filthy national boltzmann
  11/20/20
Brother just buy a cold water bidet. 100% worth it and you'l...
arousing orchestra pit
  12/06/20
No bro it just splashes down into the toilet. It's a narrow ...
arousing orchestra pit
  12/06/20
what the fuck
bright address
  11/20/20
That happened to me bro, not flame
arousing orchestra pit
  12/06/20
...
Exciting startling nowag
  11/19/20
...
arousing orchestra pit
  11/19/20
...
arousing orchestra pit
  11/20/20
I have a Toto s550e. Great product.
titillating ticket booth
  11/20/20
180 brother
arousing orchestra pit
  12/06/20
...
Obsidian Wagecucks
  07/31/21


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: arousing orchestra pit

Bought 4 bidets for the house. The master bedroom has an American Standard model with a heated seat and on-demand hot water heater, the bathroom that guests use has a cold water bidet attached to the seat. The two guest bedrooms have stainless cold water sprayer type bidets that look like the handheld sprayers in some kitchen sinks.

For the first few weeks I used toilet paper to dry off. Then one day I sat down to poop without noticing that the toilet paper roll was empty and just drip dried before pulling up my pants. I expected that to make my underwear and pants damp and uncomfortable, but it was completely fine.

Now I have a very clean butthold and I don't use toilet paper at all. Will be interested in seeing how the septic truck guy reacts in a few years when he realizes that my septic tank is completely filled with poo but no toilet paper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399168)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 6:58 PM
Author: Chestnut comical gunner garrison

he'll probably think you're one of those lunatics who throws their toilet paper in the garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399181)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:15 PM
Author: arousing orchestra pit

Cr cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399326)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 6:59 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Glassy Famous Landscape Painting

I don’t wipe or bidet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399188)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:38 PM
Author: arousing orchestra pit

*guy with a colostomy bag*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399480)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: racy abode

Does the bidet clog in the event of butt chunks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399201)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:01 PM
Author: Chestnut comical gunner garrison

a few buttnuggets never harmed a bidet in my experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399218)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:13 PM
Author: arousing orchestra pit

I don't think you understand how bidets work, my friend. The bidets I'm using just attach to the toilet, so they can't really clog. The standalone bidets in other countries shouldn't need to digest butt chunks, since they're basically just a sink for your butthold. I've never used one of those though.

Not sure what the process is for a standalone bidet for going from the toilet to the bidet. Anybody have experience? Do you just waddle over to it with your butthold all poopy? Do you wipe first, then walk over to the bidet for final rinse and wash? Where do the three shells fit in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399309)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:01 PM
Author: Vibrant maize stage roommate

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399213)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:01 PM
Author: spectacular abnormal hairy legs casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399215)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:14 PM
Author: arousing orchestra pit

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399319)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:28 PM
Author: Cowardly anal resort ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399422)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:37 PM
Author: arousing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399476)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 4:55 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Glassy Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41405691)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:17 PM
Author: Contagious base jewess

Excuse my prole unfamiliarity but someone explain what you do with your wet asshole after using said bidet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399343)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: arousing orchestra pit

I just pull up my pants. It's not that wet so it doesn't make your pants damp or anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399360)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:37 PM
Author: fuchsia passionate institution

my bidet has a warm air dryer too. but if you don't have a dryer, a wipe with tissue helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399477)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:40 PM
Author: arousing orchestra pit

This is cr. I wish I had a dryer on mine. I've thought about installing a hair dryer like they have in hotels or something similar next to the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399487)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:18 PM
Author: Bronze stag film

how is the stream enough to remove shit particles - dont you need to wipe first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399354)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:23 PM
Author: arousing orchestra pit

No wiping needed. The stream is adjustable on both types and the power is more than sufficient. Sometimes you gotta spray for like 5 to 10 seconds if you've got a really greasy nasty shit and you're using the handheld type, but the seat attachment type are so strong that they can actually spray water up your asshole and give you an enema on the power. On the handheld type I use full power. There are maybe 15 jets and they can spray out to about 10 feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399387)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:29 PM
Author: Bronze stag film

how do you know whether all the shit's gone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399430)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:37 PM
Author: arousing orchestra pit

At first I was checking with TP, but think about what would happen if you used a garden hose sprayer on your butthold. The pressure is more than sufficient to remove any and all poop after like 5 seconds, but to be sure it's completely gone I spray for 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399472)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:34 PM
Author: arousing orchestra pit

The type in the master bedroom is an American Standard AquaWash 2.0 SpaLet Bidet Seat. MSRP: $300

https://www.americanstandard-us.com/bathroom/spalet-bidet-seats/aquawash-20-manual-spalet-bidet-seat-49946

The sprayer types are Veken Handheld Bidet Sprayer For Toilet. MSRP $25

https://www.amazon.com/Veken-Handheld-Pressure-Attachment-Stainless/dp/B07RL2RN1D/ref=mp_s_a_1_19?dchild=1&keywords=bidet&qid=1605832289&sr=8-19

The one in the guest room is a Veken Ultra Slim Bidet. MRSP $30

https://www.amazon.com/Veken-Ultra-Slim-Non-Electric-Adjustable-Attachment/dp/B082HFS8KT/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=bidet+veken&qid=1605832415&sr=8-3



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399462)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 10:51 PM
Author: floppy business firm becky

Imagine being the model that gets the call from her agency asking if she'd like to suggestively knell in front of a toilet and smile while spraying a bidet into the bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41407722)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: arousing orchestra pit

You guys should get bidets. I would feel so dirty if I had to go back to TP. If you get one with a dryer it will pay for itself. The average American spends $182 per year on toilet paper, so if you and your spouse get a Brondell Swash SE600 with remote control, gentle close lid, warm air dryer, on demand warm water, and ambient night light for $379 from Amazon.com, it will pay for itself in about a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399575)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:57 PM
Author: arousing orchestra pit

Also if you get a bidet you can instruct women to use it before sex which will prevent you from getting poop on your fingers and bed and stuff if you stick a finger in her incompletely cleaned butthold like happened to me in college when I sexed a slutty girl from my Spanish class who used to have sex with my bro Devin and who also gave me chlamydia, which I passed on to my soon to be fiancee. She confronted me about it, but I somehow convinced her that she'd had it for the 3 years we'd been together. Somehow I dodged a bullet on that whole situation because when she checked her medical records from years before she hadn't been tested for chlamydia and she bought my explanation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399623)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:47 PM
Author: Self-centered garnet philosopher-king bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41407374)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 10:00 PM
Author: Vivacious Point Ape

wow cool story bro... but seriously, back to bidets. I feel like the pressure needed to clean shit off skin is gonna be so high that it splashes everywhere, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41407455)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 10:59 PM
Author: Adventurous filthy national boltzmann

This is my hangup, too. My wife doesn’t like it when I buy stuff and don’t use I and I’m concerned that’s what would happen with the bidet if I didn’t feel clean. I use a wet wipe or two and have every time and have since college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41407753)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: arousing orchestra pit

Brother just buy a cold water bidet. 100% worth it and you'll get lots of use out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41496901)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: arousing orchestra pit

No bro it just splashes down into the toilet. It's a narrow stream and it only wets your hold mostly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41496896)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 10:53 PM
Author: bright address

what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41407729)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: arousing orchestra pit

That happened to me bro, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41496892)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 9:28 PM
Author: Exciting startling nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41400402)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 10:21 PM
Author: arousing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41400685)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: arousing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41405659)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 5:09 PM
Author: titillating ticket booth

I have a Toto s550e. Great product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41405783)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: arousing orchestra pit

180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41496904)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 31st, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: Obsidian Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#42875072)