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ITT, we rename movies in the theme of Snakes on a Plane

for instance, "Pirates of the Carribean" become...
rusted multi-colored ratface
  08/18/06
"Die Hard 2" becomes "A Pair of Car Batteries...
galvanic jet office
  08/18/06
Oh man, this thread has your name written all over it *g...
Copper associate sandwich
  08/18/06
"Johnny Depp on a Boat"
trip indian lodge
  08/18/06
Don't put the actual movie title in. Let people guess.
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
No. The original movie title is essential information.
Sticky Property Azn
  08/18/06
bullshit. if you can't figure it out, then fuck you.
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
"Dude, Where's My Car?"
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
"Due to over inotixcation, I have misplaced my vehicle&...
rusted multi-colored ratface
  08/18/06
I was actually pointing out that that movie was already name...
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
ah yes, excellent work, 94 Raw Score
rusted multi-colored ratface
  08/18/06
Bombs on a Bus Bombs on a Cruise Ship
trip indian lodge
  08/18/06
Brilliant.
Sticky Property Azn
  08/18/06
ty.
trip indian lodge
  08/18/06
"Don't Slow the Bus Down!"
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
"Gay Cowboys"
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
THEY WERE GAY SHEPHERDS. Sheep=Shepherd Cattle=Cowboy
scarlet parlor
  08/18/06
Faggots on a Mountain
Hideous Fantasy-prone Base
  08/19/06
A Sled Named Rosebud
canary hominid
  08/18/06
Hey, thanks for RUINING THE MOVIE.
Sienna Sexy Church Building Stain
  08/18/06
Leonardo DiCaprio flyings Airplanes Leonardo DiCaprio bei...
trip indian lodge
  08/18/06
"Rain kills the Aliens"
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
"No More Food at Hebrew School"
beady-eyed bespoke temple
  08/18/06
Mischa Barton Pukes Up Bleach.
soggy brass crotch ticket booth
  08/18/06
The Sixth Sense
dull persian
  08/19/06
"You Pay $9 for a Ticket and the Producers Just Sit Bac...
Gay nursing home
  08/18/06
the OP meant " individual movies" not "the ...
pearly exhilarant foreskin dilemma
  08/18/06
"Alien Vs. Predator"
trip indian lodge
  08/18/06
That reminds me of the movie that involved an illegal immigr...
galvanic jet office
  08/18/06
Black People in a Pizza Place.
demanding splenetic lodge
  08/18/06
"Rich Guy wastes all his money saving Jews."
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
i guess we have different thoughts on the subject matter of ...
beady-eyed bespoke temple
  08/18/06
It was a joke. The more offensive the title, the better thi...
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
I was just going to say, "Jews in a Concentration Camp&...
canary hominid
  08/18/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&for...
beady-eyed bespoke temple
  08/18/06
That reminded me of this thread: http://xoxohth.com/threa...
Pearl Home
  08/18/06
Black People in a Barbershop.
demanding splenetic lodge
  08/18/06
best one so far
glassy stag film tank
  08/18/06
Dr. Clown
nighttime corner
  08/18/06
I go to law school
dead bisexual meetinghouse
  08/18/06
Har!
racy harsh station rigpig
  08/18/06
Gay Hairy Midgets Obsessed with a Ring
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
this is awesome
fluffy electric mediation
  08/18/06
This is the only one that made me laugh.
Crawly potus wagecucks
  08/18/06
Lions in a Motherfuckin' Christian Allegory.
soggy brass crotch ticket booth
  08/18/06
SLAP! It's been so long. *weeps*
fluffy electric mediation
  08/18/06
Wow, it has been some time...how are you?
soggy brass crotch ticket booth
  08/18/06
disoriented tired confused, but doing pretty well neverthele...
fluffy electric mediation
  08/18/06
In Brooklyn now, been quite busy and going to bed at 5 am th...
soggy brass crotch ticket booth
  08/18/06
sounds like my last month. now i have to be responsible :( ...
fluffy electric mediation
  08/18/06
Oh no I've been having fun, school doesn't start until next ...
soggy brass crotch ticket booth
  08/18/06
There was A Lion.
Fragrant Knife
  08/18/06
Yea, I know, but I wanted it to work. so swallow your tongue...
soggy brass crotch ticket booth
  08/18/06
I'll meet your "so swallow your tongue and eat shit&quo...
Fragrant Knife
  08/18/06
180
red masturbator
  08/19/06
Nine Minute Rape Scene
canary hominid
  08/18/06
Irreversible
diverse magenta roommate
  08/18/06
"World Trade Center" -- Muslims on a Mothafuckin ...
chestnut nubile gaping
  08/18/06
"Heroin actually seems pretty cool"
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
"Paper Burning"
rusted multi-colored ratface
  08/18/06
Fahrenheit 451?
racy harsh station rigpig
  08/18/06
John Cusack makes mixtapes and discovers intimacy
fluffy electric mediation
  08/18/06
2 Losers on Trip to Wine Country
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
Giant Ape on a Skyscraper
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
mincing magical englishmen use laser swords to conceal their...
Thriller sick really tough guy ceo
  08/18/06
Doe Ray Egon.
soggy brass crotch ticket booth
  08/18/06
nice.
nighttime corner
  08/18/06
Christopher Walken Pays Some Bills
nighttime corner
  08/18/06
Bartender makes the Eagles
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
Will Ferrell in NASCAR
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
Kevin Spacey PWNs the Cops
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
Kevin Spacey is a Smart Cop.
Khaki half-breed stage
  08/18/06
Dead People Eat Canada
fluffy electric mediation
  08/18/06
Big ship hits iceberg
dead bisexual meetinghouse
  08/18/06
A Prisoners Shits Out His Intestines.
soggy brass crotch ticket booth
  08/18/06
Three College Students Trip Acid in the Woods with a Video C...
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
I got a dead guy's lottery ticket, bitches!
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
waking ned devine?
excitant area
  08/18/06
Correct!
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
Bachelor Party
dead bisexual meetinghouse
  08/18/06
Pacino Blows Yea, Shoots People and Says "Fuck" ...
Duck-like Plaza Legend
  08/18/06
that's 'yay'
stirring cream old irish cottage marketing idea
  08/19/06
Ugly Chick from "Saved by the Bell" Finally Hits R...
Duck-like Plaza Legend
  08/18/06
LOL
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
Real estate agents swear a lot
dead bisexual meetinghouse
  08/18/06
Glengarry Glen Ross?
Cracking Cyan Shrine Useless Brakes
  08/18/06
Marissa Tomei Devalues Oscars
Duck-like Plaza Legend
  08/18/06
Creepy Albino
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
powder?
charismatic police squad
  08/18/06
We've got a winner.
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
jesus on a cross
charismatic police squad
  08/18/06
PSA: none of these are funny. sorry
offensive arrogant rigor principal's office
  08/18/06
took me a minute, but i think i got it... All of Kevin Sm...
Duck-like Plaza Legend
  08/18/06
"Complex" Racism in Cars
glassy stag film tank
  08/18/06
Crash?
dull persian
  08/19/06
Leondaro DiCaprio tricks dumb white folks out of their money...
cowardly senate volcanic crater
  08/18/06
Guy Forgets EVERYTHING!
Khaki half-breed stage
  08/18/06
I can't believe I'm not getting pun points from ROFL on this...
Khaki half-breed stage
  08/18/06
Madonna Attempts to Act
chest-beating blue goyim pit
  08/18/06
Dumb baby fish gets kidnapped and hilarity ensues.
cowardly senate volcanic crater
  08/18/06
"hilarity ensues" a fellow farker?
pearly exhilarant foreskin dilemma
  08/18/06
yeah cuz the phrase 'hilarity ensues' is so rarely used.
big juggernaut sweet tailpipe
  08/18/06
never heard it outside of fark.com until that post.
pearly exhilarant foreskin dilemma
  08/18/06
Loud Black Nun
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
Dead Guy on a Stick
racy harsh station rigpig
  08/18/06
Very poor execution, guys.
Blathering faggotry
  08/18/06
The Bay of Pigs?
insanely creepy menage
  08/18/06
171
big juggernaut sweet tailpipe
  08/18/06
dead man walking?
nighttime corner
  08/18/06
The Green Mile, actually.
Cracking Cyan Shrine Useless Brakes
  08/18/06
guy with limp is actually a criminal mastermind. rosebud ...
exciting factory reset button national
  08/18/06
Jews get Jesus Beat Up Bad
Cracking Cyan Shrine Useless Brakes
  08/18/06
I Found Robin Williams Under a Bridge (I admit I didn't mak...
Cracking Cyan Shrine Useless Brakes
  08/18/06
Bitches on a Beach
histrionic tan church candlestick maker
  08/18/06
Retard in a war, on a Shrimp Boat, Running Cross Country, Me...
big juggernaut sweet tailpipe
  08/18/06
Guy Throws Handful of Spooge in Jodie Foster's Face
Sienna Sexy Church Building Stain
  08/18/06
Ghosts on a Baseball Field in a Corn Field
bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house
  08/18/06
Rob Schneider gets transformed into something wild and crazy
Lilac talented jew stock car
  08/18/06
Edward Norton as Brad Pitt Kicks the Shit Out of Himself
Sienna Sexy Church Building Stain
  08/18/06
Twelve Angry Men
Sienna Sexy Church Building Stain
  08/18/06
nah that makes it sound like a street riot. in soap format...
pearly exhilarant foreskin dilemma
  08/18/06
Quiz
lemon state
  08/18/06
caddyshack ( or any golf flick) apollo13/ the right stuff ...
pearly exhilarant foreskin dilemma
  08/18/06
8 isn't what I was going for everything else is right or ...
lemon state
  08/18/06
Alive
Marvelous Mint Orchestra Pit Private Investor
  08/18/06
titcr
lemon state
  08/18/06
i don't honestly know the plot to the hilss have eyes. Hell ...
pearly exhilarant foreskin dilemma
  08/18/06
Asses on a Dildo
maize school wrinkle
  08/18/06
175
Lilac talented jew stock car
  08/19/06
ok, this sucked, let's pretend it never happened
purple filthpig garrison
  08/18/06
That's gotta be Million Dollar Baby
maize school wrinkle
  08/18/06
Waterworld? Battlefield Earth?
lemon state
  08/18/06
Man in the Iron Mask Guy in a Guy Fawkes Mask God is Bla...
Crystalline Hospital
  08/18/06
I guess I'll eat the guy from Seat 4B
insanely creepy menage
  08/19/06
Al Gore: "We're fucked"
Ivory Vigorous Pistol
  08/19/06
Awesome
insanely creepy menage
  08/19/06
Dingoes on a mutha fuckin' bye-bee.
flirting internal respiration
  08/19/06
Leeches on a Nutsack
insanely creepy menage
  08/19/06
Mormons on a Porno Set Twins in a Galaxy Far, Far Away
charcoal yarmulke center
  08/19/06
orgazmo?
Lilac talented jew stock car
  08/19/06
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
sepia pontificating kitty site
  08/19/06
Wow, what a shitty thread. it had potential, but i read thro...
Peach Stimulating Gunner
  08/19/06
Sand Niggers On A Plane
dull persian
  08/19/06


Poast new message in this thread





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:52 PM
Author: rusted multi-colored ratface

for instance,

"Pirates of the Carribean" becomes "Total Disregard for Maritime Law"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464392)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: galvanic jet office

"Die Hard 2" becomes "A Pair of Car Batteries!"

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464402)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Copper associate sandwich

Oh man, this thread has your name written all over it

*giddily anticipates pun barrage*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464413)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:03 PM
Author: trip indian lodge

"Johnny Depp on a Boat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464487)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

Don't put the actual movie title in. Let people guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464410)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Sticky Property Azn

No. The original movie title is essential information.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464418)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

bullshit. if you can't figure it out, then fuck you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464423)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

"Dude, Where's My Car?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464417)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: rusted multi-colored ratface

"Due to over inotixcation, I have misplaced my vehicle"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464427)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:57 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

I was actually pointing out that that movie was already named in the SoaP fashion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464432)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: rusted multi-colored ratface

ah yes, excellent work, 94 Raw Score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464451)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: trip indian lodge

Bombs on a Bus

Bombs on a Cruise Ship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464439)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: Sticky Property Azn

Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464445)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: trip indian lodge

ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464450)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

"Don't Slow the Bus Down!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464444)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

"Gay Cowboys"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464447)





Date: August 18th, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: scarlet parlor

THEY WERE GAY SHEPHERDS.

Sheep=Shepherd

Cattle=Cowboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465827)





Date: August 19th, 2006 10:08 AM
Author: Hideous Fantasy-prone Base

Faggots on a Mountain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6468039)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: canary hominid

A Sled Named Rosebud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464449)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:45 PM
Author: Sienna Sexy Church Building Stain

Hey, thanks for RUINING THE MOVIE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465420)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: trip indian lodge

Leonardo DiCaprio flyings Airplanes

Leonardo DiCaprio being chased on an Airplane

Leonardo DiCaprio on an Oceanliner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464461)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

"Rain kills the Aliens"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464463)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed bespoke temple

"No More Food at Hebrew School"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464464)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: soggy brass crotch ticket booth

Mischa Barton Pukes Up Bleach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464474)





Date: August 19th, 2006 11:30 AM
Author: dull persian

The Sixth Sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6468150)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Gay nursing home

"You Pay $9 for a Ticket and the Producers Just Sit Back in Their Mansions and Laugh at You"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464475)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:29 PM
Author: pearly exhilarant foreskin dilemma

the OP meant " individual movies" not "the movies"

but still

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464669)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: trip indian lodge

"Alien Vs. Predator"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464476)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: galvanic jet office

That reminds me of the movie that involved an illegal immigrant trying to get the guy at the post-office to backdate the postmark on his letter so he could make a deadline. It was ALIEN vs. PRE-DATOR!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464492)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: demanding splenetic lodge

Black People in a Pizza Place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464480)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

"Rich Guy wastes all his money saving Jews."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464481)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed bespoke temple

i guess we have different thoughts on the subject matter of that film.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464490)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:05 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

It was a joke. The more offensive the title, the better this thread will be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464497)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:05 PM
Author: canary hominid

I was just going to say, "Jews in a Concentration Camp" but that'd be like 50 movies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464498)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed bespoke temple

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464510)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:43 PM
Author: Pearl Home

That reminded me of this thread:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=423241&mc=170&forum_id=2#5859292

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465097)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:03 PM
Author: demanding splenetic lodge

Black People in a Barbershop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464486)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:44 PM
Author: glassy stag film tank

best one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464778)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: nighttime corner

Dr. Clown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464495)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: dead bisexual meetinghouse

I go to law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464507)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:07 PM
Author: racy harsh station rigpig

Har!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464879)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

Gay Hairy Midgets Obsessed with a Ring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464508)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: fluffy electric mediation

this is awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464514)





Date: August 18th, 2006 8:05 PM
Author: Crawly potus wagecucks

This is the only one that made me laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465494)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: soggy brass crotch ticket booth

Lions in a Motherfuckin' Christian Allegory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464517)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: fluffy electric mediation

SLAP! It's been so long. *weeps*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464527)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: soggy brass crotch ticket booth

Wow, it has been some time...how are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464572)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: fluffy electric mediation

disoriented tired confused, but doing pretty well nevertheless

you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464583)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: soggy brass crotch ticket booth

In Brooklyn now, been quite busy and going to bed at 5 am the past few nights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464619)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:22 PM
Author: fluffy electric mediation

sounds like my last month. now i have to be responsible :(

edit: or haven't you been having fun these evenings? Are you in school already?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464624)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:29 PM
Author: soggy brass crotch ticket booth

Oh no I've been having fun, school doesn't start until next week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464668)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: Fragrant Knife

There was A Lion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464532)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: soggy brass crotch ticket booth

Yea, I know, but I wanted it to work. so swallow your tongue and eat shit.

*storms off*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464561)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: Fragrant Knife

I'll meet your "so swallow your tongue and eat shit" and raise you an "and die."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464600)





Date: August 19th, 2006 12:33 AM
Author: red masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466753)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: canary hominid

Nine Minute Rape Scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464523)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: diverse magenta roommate

Irreversible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466122)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: chestnut nubile gaping

"World Trade Center" -- Muslims on a Mothafuckin Plane!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464529)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

"Heroin actually seems pretty cool"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464531)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:10 PM
Author: rusted multi-colored ratface

"Paper Burning"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464539)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: racy harsh station rigpig

Fahrenheit 451?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465046)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:11 PM
Author: fluffy electric mediation

John Cusack makes mixtapes and discovers intimacy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464540)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:12 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

2 Losers on Trip to Wine Country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464548)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:12 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

Giant Ape on a Skyscraper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464551)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:12 PM
Author: Thriller sick really tough guy ceo

mincing magical englishmen use laser swords to conceal their latent homosexuality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464552)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: soggy brass crotch ticket booth

Doe Ray Egon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464570)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: nighttime corner

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464573)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: nighttime corner

Christopher Walken Pays Some Bills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464571)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

Bartender makes the Eagles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464578)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

Will Ferrell in NASCAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464582)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

Kevin Spacey PWNs the Cops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464585)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:04 PM
Author: Khaki half-breed stage

Kevin Spacey is a Smart Cop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464863)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: fluffy electric mediation

Dead People Eat Canada

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464590)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: dead bisexual meetinghouse

Big ship hits iceberg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464592)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: soggy brass crotch ticket booth

A Prisoners Shits Out His Intestines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464616)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

Three College Students Trip Acid in the Woods with a Video Camera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464620)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:22 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

I got a dead guy's lottery ticket, bitches!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464623)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: excitant area

waking ned devine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465030)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

Correct!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465035)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:27 PM
Author: dead bisexual meetinghouse

Bachelor Party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464658)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: Duck-like Plaza Legend

Pacino Blows Yea, Shoots People and Says "Fuck"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464680)





Date: August 19th, 2006 10:33 AM
Author: stirring cream old irish cottage marketing idea

that's 'yay'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6468056)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: Duck-like Plaza Legend

Ugly Chick from "Saved by the Bell" Finally Hits Rock Bottom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464682)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464684)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: dead bisexual meetinghouse

Real estate agents swear a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464683)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:59 PM
Author: Cracking Cyan Shrine Useless Brakes

Glengarry Glen Ross?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465186)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:32 PM
Author: Duck-like Plaza Legend

Marissa Tomei Devalues Oscars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464695)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:35 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

Creepy Albino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464720)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:41 PM
Author: charismatic police squad

powder?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464750)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:28 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

We've got a winner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464991)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:40 PM
Author: charismatic police squad

jesus on a cross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464746)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:41 PM
Author: offensive arrogant rigor principal's office

PSA: none of these are funny. sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464751)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:46 PM
Author: Duck-like Plaza Legend

took me a minute, but i think i got it...

All of Kevin Smith's Movies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464787)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:46 PM
Author: glassy stag film tank

"Complex" Racism in Cars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464786)





Date: August 19th, 2006 11:32 AM
Author: dull persian

Crash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6468153)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: cowardly senate volcanic crater

Leondaro DiCaprio tricks dumb white folks out of their money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464843)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:05 PM
Author: Khaki half-breed stage

Guy Forgets EVERYTHING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464866)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:07 PM
Author: Khaki half-breed stage

I can't believe I'm not getting pun points from ROFL on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465234)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:05 PM
Author: chest-beating blue goyim pit

Madonna Attempts to Act

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464871)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:17 PM
Author: cowardly senate volcanic crater

Dumb baby fish gets kidnapped and hilarity ensues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464922)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:03 PM
Author: pearly exhilarant foreskin dilemma

"hilarity ensues"

a fellow farker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465213)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:43 PM
Author: big juggernaut sweet tailpipe

yeah cuz the phrase 'hilarity ensues' is so rarely used.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465417)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: pearly exhilarant foreskin dilemma

never heard it outside of fark.com until that post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465990)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

Loud Black Nun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464999)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:30 PM
Author: racy harsh station rigpig

Dead Guy on a Stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465009)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:37 PM
Author: Blathering faggotry

Very poor execution, guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465063)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:45 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage

The Bay of Pigs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465113)





Date: August 18th, 2006 9:48 PM
Author: big juggernaut sweet tailpipe

171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465837)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:37 PM
Author: nighttime corner

dead man walking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465401)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:39 PM
Author: Cracking Cyan Shrine Useless Brakes

The Green Mile, actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465408)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:49 PM
Author: exciting factory reset button national

guy with limp is actually a criminal mastermind.

rosebud is actually the sled.

norman bates is actually mother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465140)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:59 PM
Author: Cracking Cyan Shrine Useless Brakes

Jews get Jesus Beat Up Bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465191)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:00 PM
Author: Cracking Cyan Shrine Useless Brakes

I Found Robin Williams Under a Bridge

(I admit I didn't make this one up)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465194)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:34 PM
Author: histrionic tan church candlestick maker

Bitches on a Beach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465386)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:45 PM
Author: big juggernaut sweet tailpipe

Retard in a war, on a Shrimp Boat, Running Cross Country, Meeting Presidents and Knocking Up Aids-Infested Whore Who Dies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465419)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:48 PM
Author: Sienna Sexy Church Building Stain

Guy Throws Handful of Spooge in Jodie Foster's Face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465427)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:51 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house

Ghosts on a Baseball Field in a Corn Field

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465439)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:52 PM
Author: Lilac talented jew stock car

Rob Schneider gets transformed into something wild and crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465442)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:55 PM
Author: Sienna Sexy Church Building Stain

Edward Norton as Brad Pitt Kicks the Shit Out of Himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465447)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:55 PM
Author: Sienna Sexy Church Building Stain

Twelve Angry Men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465448)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: pearly exhilarant foreskin dilemma

nah that makes it sound like a street riot. in soap format that film would be " tense jury room deliberations"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466000)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: lemon state
Subject: Quiz

"Men on a Golfcourse" - Caddyshack

"Astronauts on a Rocket" - Apollo 13

"Apes on a Planet" - Planet of the Apes

"Scotsmen on a Battlefield" - Braveheart

"Jews on a Cross" - The Passion of the Christ

"Middle-Aged Fratboys on a Bender" - Old School

"Hicks on a Racetrack" - Days of Thunder

"Cannibals on a Mountain" - Alive

"Criminals on an Island" - Escape from Alcatraz

"Chippendales on a Stage" - The Full Monty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466048)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: pearly exhilarant foreskin dilemma

caddyshack ( or any golf flick)

apollo13/ the right stuff

planet of the apes

braveheart

any jesus movie / life of brian

old school

any NASCAR movie

the hills have eyes

escape from alcatraz/ the birdman of alcatraz/ the rock/ anything involing alcatraz/ papillon

don't know the last one



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466065)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: lemon state

8 isn't what I was going for

everything else is right or in the right direction

ill post the answers at 11ET



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466073)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: Marvelous Mint Orchestra Pit Private Investor

Alive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466142)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: lemon state

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466175)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: pearly exhilarant foreskin dilemma

i don't honestly know the plot to the hilss have eyes. Hell honestly don't know any film with cannibals in hills. isn't texas chainsaw roughly this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466147)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: maize school wrinkle

Asses on a Dildo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466096)





Date: August 19th, 2006 12:30 AM
Author: Lilac talented jew stock car

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466730)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: purple filthpig garrison

ok, this sucked, let's pretend it never happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466143)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:52 PM
Author: maize school wrinkle

That's gotta be Million Dollar Baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466186)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: lemon state

Waterworld? Battlefield Earth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466199)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: Crystalline Hospital

Man in the Iron Mask

Guy in a Guy Fawkes Mask

God is Black

Genie in a Bottle

Bunnies in a Dream

Jessica Simpson in a bikini

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466218)





Date: August 19th, 2006 12:31 AM
Author: insanely creepy menage

I guess I'll eat the guy from Seat 4B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466740)





Date: August 19th, 2006 2:26 AM
Author: Ivory Vigorous Pistol

Al Gore: "We're fucked"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6467433)





Date: August 19th, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: insanely creepy menage

Awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6467673)





Date: August 19th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: flirting internal respiration

Dingoes on a mutha fuckin' bye-bee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6467639)





Date: August 19th, 2006 3:27 AM
Author: insanely creepy menage

Leeches on a Nutsack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6467677)





Date: August 19th, 2006 3:31 AM
Author: charcoal yarmulke center

Mormons on a Porno Set

Twins in a Galaxy Far, Far Away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6467692)





Date: August 19th, 2006 3:34 AM
Author: Lilac talented jew stock car

orgazmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6467705)





Date: August 19th, 2006 10:29 AM
Author: sepia pontificating kitty site

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6468054)





Date: August 19th, 2006 10:32 AM
Author: Peach Stimulating Gunner

Wow, what a shitty thread. it had potential, but i read through the first half of the thread and it really sucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6468055)





Date: August 19th, 2006 11:29 AM
Author: dull persian

Sand Niggers On A Plane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6468147)