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I fartblasted a girl while getting head, help please
| Topaz roommate immigrant | 05/03/21 |
| Flesh Ungodly Community Account Stead | 05/03/21 |
| startled new version theater | 05/03/21 |
| Snowy Greedy Garrison Sex Offender | 05/03/21 |
| black feces | 05/04/21 |
| Flesh Ungodly Community Account Stead | 05/04/21 |
| startled new version theater | 05/04/21 |
| Topaz roommate immigrant | 05/04/21 |
| fragrant slap-happy business firm | 05/04/21 |
| titillating drunken ceo patrolman | 05/04/21 |
| swashbuckling kitchen | 05/04/21 |
| Flesh Ungodly Community Account Stead | 05/10/21 |
| fantasy-prone marvelous house | 07/19/21 |
| brass diverse national security agency | 07/19/21 |
| Topaz roommate immigrant | 08/13/21 |
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Date: May 3rd, 2021 9:25 PM Author: Topaz roommate immigrant https://www.reddit.com/r/BartardStories/comments/n3h1ms/i_fartblasted_a_girl_while_getting_head_help/
I hate to admit this but I can’t help but feel my Xanax use is starting to take its toll on my life. I feel like I’m becoming an arrogant prick who thinks my actions are hilarious in the moment.
I was hanging out with a girl yesterday and we were both drinking. Little did she know I was also on a bar.
As she proceeded to suck my cock, I thought it would be hilarious to wait for her to take a breath. I then thrusted my hips upwards and shot an absolutely disgusting, heinous, and toxic gasious entity straight in her face.
The worst part about it was I shit earlier that day and my anus most certainly had leftover fecal matter in/around it.
The look on her face was priceless. Like she had discovered a dead body.
Im ashamed to say I wasn’t even upset she stopped sucking because the whole situation was worth it to me at the time. Well now the day after I feel ashamed.
It’s like I’m a totally different person on Xanax. Anyways just had to rant |
Date: May 3rd, 2021 9:30 PM Author: Flesh Ungodly Community Account Stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825749&forum_id=2#42396031) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2021 9:32 PM Author: startled new version theater Alpha as fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825749&forum_id=2#42396043) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2021 9:46 PM Author: Snowy Greedy Garrison Sex Offender Didn’t chuck berry do this all the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825749&forum_id=2#42396091) |
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Date: May 4th, 2021 12:40 PM Author: black feces Some poaster poasted a sex tape he did where he was pissing all over some prostitute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825749&forum_id=2#42398989) |
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Date: May 4th, 2021 1:30 PM Author: Flesh Ungodly Community Account Stead 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825749&forum_id=2#42399469) |
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Date: May 4th, 2021 1:48 PM Author: startled new version theater Zher was squirting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825749&forum_id=2#42399615) |
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Date: May 4th, 2021 11:45 AM Author: Topaz roommate immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825749&forum_id=2#42398530) |
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Date: May 4th, 2021 1:31 PM Author: fragrant slap-happy business firm This didn't happen. The girl would have murdered him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825749&forum_id=2#42399474) |
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Date: May 4th, 2021 1:52 PM Author: titillating drunken ceo patrolman not in the emerging markets man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825749&forum_id=2#42399644) |
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Date: May 4th, 2021 1:32 PM Author: swashbuckling kitchen lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825749&forum_id=2#42399489) |
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Date: May 10th, 2021 1:02 PM Author: Flesh Ungodly Community Account Stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825749&forum_id=2#42435178) |
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Date: July 19th, 2021 9:50 PM Author: fantasy-prone marvelous house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825749&forum_id=2#42808824) |
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Date: July 19th, 2021 11:44 PM Author: brass diverse national security agency what an excellent subreddit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825749&forum_id=2#42809475) |
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Date: August 13th, 2021 9:31 PM Author: Topaz roommate immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4825749&forum_id=2#42942706) |