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JJC getting nowagd so hard he had to take a sick day is the funniest thing

fuck i hate being mean to jjc because he is really an artist...
aphrodisiac garrison
  08/25/21
He was just trolling the PUA board with that story. IRL, he ...
soggy greedy property
  08/25/21
I’m not familiar with this part of the canon, pls copy...
Flatulent clear space indirect expression
  08/25/21
don't have the text but it was legendary
Concupiscible flushed lodge
  08/25/21
its how i learned what AMOG means
aphrodisiac garrison
  08/25/21
Hey guys. This is really embarrassing, but I want to be hone...
aphrodisiac garrison
  08/25/21
“Prodigy”
Ruddy Soul-stirring Toilet Seat National
  08/25/21
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Shimmering Laughsome Indian Lodge Wagecucks
  08/25/21
this never gets old
boyish idea he suggested rigor
  08/25/21
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Cerise Theater Stage Coffee Pot
  08/25/21
its fucking legendary, never gets old even after dozens of r...
Concupiscible flushed lodge
  08/25/21
i never picked up on the fact that he got lion kinged by a &...
aphrodisiac garrison
  08/25/21
like with other great works, you pick up something new on ea...
motley point
  08/25/21
the funny thing with classic JJC posts is that this phenomen...
Concupiscible flushed lodge
  08/25/21
Also some of us were just too young when first exposeed to a...
aphrodisiac garrison
  08/25/21
JJC is a true artist, the line between his flame and reality...
motley point
  08/25/21
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sick rebellious base
  03/25/22
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Swollen pontificating library
  03/25/22
oh i did see this one ty
Flatulent clear space indirect expression
  08/25/21
lol this is great. underrated part is him thinking a higher ...
godawful brass cumskin
  08/25/21
he was only 26 now he's 40 and still thinks that which is s...
Ocher shitlib
  08/29/21
A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game T...
titillating crimson tanning salon
  08/25/21
theres some implication there that the game needs him
aphrodisiac garrison
  08/30/21
this is a work of art
Alcoholic Medicated Twinkling Uncleanness Gas Station
  08/29/21
I DEMAND to know the symptoms the next day
aphrodisiac garrison
  08/30/21
...
aphrodisiac garrison
  09/14/21
180!
sick rebellious base
  03/25/22
...
Crusty Bronze Hospital Double Fault
  06/17/25
Just randomly thought of this and started to lol
aphrodisiac garrison
  01/01/22
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Blathering crackhouse voyeur
  01/27/22
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aphrodisiac garrison
  01/27/22
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sick rebellious base
  03/25/22
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Flirting organic girlfriend
  04/13/22
“dancing monkey” frame is the worst
sick rebellious base
  04/13/22
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aphrodisiac garrison
  06/12/24
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Crusty Bronze Hospital Double Fault
  06/17/25


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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison

fuck i hate being mean to jjc because he is really an artist but that thread was too much jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006134)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: soggy greedy property

He was just trolling the PUA board with that story. IRL, he closed the HB9.5 and was fucking within an hour of opening her at the club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006154)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Flatulent clear space indirect expression

I’m not familiar with this part of the canon, pls copypaste thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006169)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:58 AM
Author: Concupiscible flushed lodge

don't have the text but it was legendary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006228)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison

its how i learned what AMOG means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006232)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison

Hey guys. This is really embarrassing, but I want to be honest with my fellow PUA's. I just got back from a really classy lounge in Chicago and feel utterly demoralized. The night started well. Things went downhill when I spotted a tall blonde HB9.5 with two of her girlfriends and this short bald chubby guy. I approached her and asked an opinion opener I made up. She looked at me like I was a weirdo and told me to ask the guy. He then AMOG'ed me and made the girls laugh. I had no idea what to do; my knees started shaking, and I got nervous. I then talked to one of her friends. The conversation started reasonably well, but I ran out of things to say, and she just walked away. Today is one of those days when I so wish I was making 10 million a year or was a celebrity, so I can get those girls without breaking a sweat. A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game and devote all my efforts to making a shitload of money. This weekend I plan on redeeming myself. Nonetheless, it really stings when your dream girl turns you away like a sack of feces.

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL

jjc1122

Junior Member

Join Date: 11/30/2006 | Posts: 25

Thanks for the encouragement guys. I called in sick for work and feel a lot better. I think the trap I fell into last night is what Tyler calls the "dancing-monkey" stage, where you just want to entertain the girls. I was trying too hard to make them laugh. This is an issue I've been struggling with big time. How do you develop attraction without falling into that "dancing monkey" frame?

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006231)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:01 AM
Author: Ruddy Soul-stirring Toilet Seat National

“Prodigy”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006238)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: Shimmering Laughsome Indian Lodge Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006272)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author: boyish idea he suggested rigor

this never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006316)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: Cerise Theater Stage Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006335)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: Concupiscible flushed lodge

its fucking legendary, never gets old even after dozens of readings. A lot of us can recite the "Sup Brady" email verbatim. Simply genius work that stands the test of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006340)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:54 AM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison

i never picked up on the fact that he got lion kinged by a "short bald chubby guy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006449)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: motley point

like with other great works, you pick up something new on each read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006532)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible flushed lodge

the funny thing with classic JJC posts is that this phenomenon can literally happen over the course of many years, picking up new nuggets even though you've read it dozens of times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006600)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison

Also some of us were just too young when first exposeed to a JJC post. Like trying to read Faulkner as a 9th grader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006644)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:07 PM
Author: motley point

JJC is a true artist, the line between his flame and reality is so masterfully blurred

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006789)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: sick rebellious base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#44217673)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Swollen pontificating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#44217682)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:31 PM
Author: Flatulent clear space indirect expression

oh i did see this one ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006613)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:12 PM
Author: godawful brass cumskin

lol this is great. underrated part is him thinking a higher salary would've helped here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006801)



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Date: August 29th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: Ocher shitlib

he was only 26

now he's 40 and still thinks that which is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43028904)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:17 PM
Author: titillating crimson tanning salon

A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game

That's my favorite line, the little slice of jjc that thinks maybe he won't make it as a PUA. Pure gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006836)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 3:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison

theres some implication there that the game needs him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43034230)



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Date: August 29th, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic Medicated Twinkling Uncleanness Gas Station

this is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43028931)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 3:16 PM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison

I DEMAND to know the symptoms the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43034219)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 12:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43114878)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: sick rebellious base

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#44217637)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Crusty Bronze Hospital Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#49024549)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison

Just randomly thought of this and started to lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43710752)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 12:28 PM
Author: Blathering crackhouse voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43856595)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 12:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43856557)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: sick rebellious base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#44217634)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: Flirting organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#44333265)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: sick rebellious base

“dancing monkey” frame is the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#44333274)



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Date: June 12th, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#47740483)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Crusty Bronze Hospital Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#49024547)