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***OFFICIAL MEGAPOASTER MADNESS 2022 #MPM2022 RULES & SEEDING REVIEW***

RULES
indecent piazza pocket flask
  12/15/22
oh fuck. here we go again bois!
Wonderful Rambunctious Brunch Deer Antler
  12/15/22
SEEDING
indecent piazza pocket flask
  12/15/22
I have EARNED a #1 seed. Seed me daddy.
Cruel-hearted Fluffy Karate Space
  12/15/22
I deserve a 1 seed.
frisky amber public bath
  12/15/22
I nominate myself, EPAH, Richard clock, Lord high
Greedy toaster reading party
  12/15/22
I nominate Hegemon, QueenLaBeefa, and Arkan.
Gold Twisted House
  12/15/22
How did you forget me
plum judgmental theater
  12/15/22
i think i deserve a #1 seed *slides under table* https...
Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse
  12/15/22
along with AA, EPAH and lex.
Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse
  12/15/22
sigh
indecent piazza pocket flask
  12/15/22
wait, shit. is that vodka gf?
clear spot rigor
  12/15/22
yeah. she's got a secret youtube channel full of her pole vi...
Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse
  12/15/22
*sighs* *unzips*
Multi-colored den
  12/15/22
god damn. does she work at a club as well? i didn't recal...
clear spot rigor
  12/15/22
like most bpd shrews she changes her hairstyle quite a bit ...
Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse
  12/15/22
god damn. i wanna date her now. help a brother out
clear spot rigor
  12/15/22
i'm not going to be responsible for destroying the greatest ...
Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse
  12/15/22
vodka gf >>> gjr if she became a poaster, i'd si...
clear spot rigor
  12/15/22
she is gakked out, mentally ill, alcoholic, and attention se...
Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse
  12/15/22
The four horsewomen of xo
copper slimy principal's office liquid oxygen
  12/15/22
...
pungent knife
  12/15/22
...
Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse
  12/15/22
I can change her.
indecent piazza pocket flask
  12/15/22
first you've got to meet her. and you're in the prime positi...
Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse
  12/15/22
...
clear spot rigor
  12/15/22
adolf deserves a 1. he kicked ass this year. not sure how m...
Multi-colored den
  12/15/22
Adolf for #1
Avocado Hospital Generalized Bond
  12/15/22
india superpower 2022!!!
bearded well-lubricated jew fanboi
  12/15/22
EPAH and AA should be #1 seeds this year
Charismatic Disturbing Set Stock Car
  12/15/22
"Those not in the tourney can proudly call themselves t...
Avocado Hospital Generalized Bond
  12/15/22
...
Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse
  12/15/22
...
hairless indian lodge community account
  12/15/22
Jeez if this thread is a bellwether for interest in MPM over...
harsh area
  12/15/22
yesterday's mpm thread got to 150 or something. i think peop...
Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse
  12/15/22
Epah, Lord High, AA, Cowgod
Nofapping histrionic heaven french chef
  12/15/22
EPAH, AA, TT, lex for 1 seeds
very tactful dysfunction
  12/15/22
TT AA Emilio Prince
purple beady-eyed garrison
  12/15/22
I should not be on the list, so I’m guessing we can ta...
copper slimy principal's office liquid oxygen
  12/15/22
you should be on the list and in the brackets
Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse
  12/15/22
Ty and gl, heavy is the head
copper slimy principal's office liquid oxygen
  12/15/22
it's easier with only half a crown
Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse
  12/15/22
if Tommy isnt a 1 seed I will WITHHOLD my VOTE
hairless indian lodge community account
  12/15/22
...
Lake Aggressive Rehab
  12/15/22
gunnerattt benzo epah oldhlsdude strategically not vot...
hilarious mexican shrine
  12/15/22
this guy runs elections in DNC districts
indecent piazza pocket flask
  12/15/22
...
hilarious mexican shrine
  12/15/22
...
indecent piazza pocket flask
  12/15/22


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Date: December 15th, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: indecent piazza pocket flask
Subject: RULES

The tourney is a 128 poaster bracket, single elimination. The poaster who gets the most voats in the official voating threads advances to the next round. In a case of a tie voat, the highest-ranked poaster will advance unless the genial hoast calls shenanigans.

Final arbiter of all issues shall be the genial hoast.

NO VOATS FROM PUMOS OR QUOTEMOS WILL BE COUNTED. (aka the fagg0t Mike Fart rule)

Exceptions to the above rule shall only be accorded to those poasters in the field whose pumo/quotemo monikers are recognizable, ie SAD. The genial hoast shall be the final arbiter of the validity of voats. Sudo alts used in ShareBlue-style ballot harvesting initiatives are a bort tradition and will be permitted.

Top of the bracket seeding will be based on this SEEDING thread.

The remainder of the 64 will be decided by the genial hoast. Criteria for inclusion will be such factors as bort seniority, blank bump percentage, height, 180s earned, je ne sais quoi, and VodkaGF pics shared surreptitiously.

Seeding in the bottom half of the bracket, seeds 65-128, will be random. The genial hoast will use the RAND function in Excel, sort, and let do.

We will have more nominated poasters than available seeds in this tourney. Many quality poasters and a few shitty ones will be excluded due to space. Please know that we all appreciate your contributions to the bort in 2022. Those not in the tourney can proudly call themselves the 129th moast valuable poaster.

The schedule for the voating will be announced at the same time as the final complete bracket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636292)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 5:46 AM
Author: Wonderful Rambunctious Brunch Deer Antler

oh fuck. here we go again bois!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636295)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: indecent piazza pocket flask
Subject: SEEDING

Who deserves to be the moast prestigious seeds for our tourney? As we did last year, the tops of the brackets will be determined by UR CONTRIBUTIONS.

Reply to this thread for those poasters who have EARNED a top spot for 2022. EARNED, I say. Although poasters may voat their conscience during the bracket head-to-heads, please nominate those poasters who made meaningful contributions to the bort in 2022 for the top of the bracket in #MPM2022.

I will consider the first four nominees per submission; all others will be disregarded.

THE FIELD

(Insert zeitgeist here)

115-IQ Redditor

6000 ants dressed like rice

A Jurisprudence is Performed aka A New Account is Performed

Adolf Anderssen aka twins

alias.php

amalek

American’s Next Top Rapist

An 8-INT Orc AA’ing their way into mage school

animeboi

Anne Frank tp

ARE reptile aka pumo exception

arkan

avg/ord/citizen

B00r aka pumo exception

Bbooom

benzo

biglaw associate asking if link is work safe @ 11pm

biglaw lives matter

bioleninist patriarch aka lynn conway, esq. aka trans lives > cis lives

bloomington

boomerboat

bowlcut autist

Buck “The Club” Paulette

Candy Ride

CapTTTainFalcon

Carl von Clausewitz

chandler

chilmata

consuela

Cow goes Moo

cowgod

CSLG

Deranged Penguin aka tortas

dha tux

Dickey Simpkins

disco fries

DiversityGestapo

donny

Dr. Michael Greger

DR. THUNDER

DrakeMallard

Drunkard

Dupa aka bloodacre aka blyatacre

Emilio

EPAH

esoteric sambo

evan39

exeunt

fishmo

FizzKidd

Foxmo

Frank Lloyd Wrong

Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies

fulano aka boiroast tp

Gatormo

GayPumo

geno

Get Thee To The Rapery

Get Thee’s Husband

ggtp aka richard clock

gibberish

Gitmo Detainee tearing up his HOPE poster

GJR

Gloostick

Gregor

gunneratttt

hank_scorpio

harold lauder

HATP aka tbtp’s fagg0t

Hegemon

Henry Aaron

holdup aka TS Amanda aka I cum inside.

honiara

How to derive aut from ism

htt

HVAC

Idris Elba tp

If I May

Im done here

jafar aka ric flair

jag

JJC aka pumo exception

johnsmeyer

Judas Jones

julia

Karlstack

kenny

kirbymo

Krugerrand

lex aka den of proles

Live Free or Die.

Lol shitcons

Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon

Lord High Everything Else aka Azn fagg0t simping for GJR

lsd

luis

Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e

man o’ war

mandy aka pumo exception

MASE

mentally ill spammer with 15 alts tp

michael doodikoff

MiG aka REPENT

Mitch “Blood” Green

MPA

Muscadine wine

N904PD

nintento 6’4

Nippon Professional Baseball aka TOKYO YAKULT SWALLOWS NPB CL CHAMPS

NSAM aka HIMARS

nutella

nyuug

Obeezy

Oh, you travel?

OldHLSDude

P0astradamus

Paralegal Mohammad

Paulie Porsche aka pumo exception

pedude

pepito

potluck

potroastpony (ride the ice pony)

prestige faggot

PrestigeWhore

prolific and unprosecuted sex offender

Psycho Karen

ptbarnum

Pumonymous

QueenLaBEEFah

Refunkulus

ricky aka KOHEN GADOL

RSF

Rudolph

SAD aka pumo exception

sealclubber

septic queer aka Stalin tp aka Steamworks

Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket

So we looked at the data

Soren “Bob” Odenkierkegaard

Sotomayor McCheese

spaceporn aka Live, Laugh, Love!

SpEd with a 3.9 GPA in a TTT major attending Boalt

swordmo aka pumo exception

Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle

tbtp

The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship

The Citadel of the Autist

the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

there’s a wocket in my pocket

Titus Nullo

TMF aka pumo exception

To be fair

Tommy T

Trump Did Nothing Wrong aka pederastrian

TRUMP TEAM 6

Trust If Aryan

UhOh

Upset Jew aka objectively excellent legal work

uspo

uvt aka Craig Counsell

Valiant

vern schillinger

Vladimir Purim

Voodoo Child

whokebe aka fagg0t

wilbur mercer

zarathustra

zurichisstained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636298)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 6:20 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Fluffy Karate Space

I have EARNED a #1 seed. Seed me daddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45639707)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 7:46 AM
Author: frisky amber public bath

I deserve a 1 seed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636393)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 7:54 AM
Author: Greedy toaster reading party

I nominate myself, EPAH, Richard clock, Lord high

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636410)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 9:06 AM
Author: Gold Twisted House

I nominate Hegemon, QueenLaBeefa, and Arkan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636577)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: plum judgmental theater

How did you forget me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636595)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 9:13 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse

i think i deserve a #1 seed

*slides under table*

https://imgur.com/6EkV4Np

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636610)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 9:26 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse

along with AA, EPAH and lex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636662)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 10:00 AM
Author: indecent piazza pocket flask

sigh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636777)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 10:48 AM
Author: clear spot rigor

wait, shit. is that vodka gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637019)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse

yeah. she's got a secret youtube channel full of her pole videos that i can use to clip imgur gifs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637032)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: Multi-colored den

*sighs* *unzips*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637039)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: clear spot rigor

god damn. does she work at a club as well?

i didn't recall her having curly hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637278)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 11:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse

like most bpd shrews she changes her hairstyle quite a bit

no, it's for exercise. she is actually an accomplished stemmo working in pharma somehow. when she was not blackout she was pretty smart. which is why i actually put in the work for a while. smart, attractive, conservative, wants kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637295)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 12:56 PM
Author: clear spot rigor

god damn. i wanna date her now. help a brother out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637748)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse

i'm not going to be responsible for destroying the greatest love story this bort has ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637870)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:32 PM
Author: clear spot rigor

vodka gf >>> gjr

if she became a poaster, i'd simp SOOO hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638001)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse

she is gakked out, mentally ill, alcoholic, and attention seeking. she would fit in here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638025)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:54 PM
Author: copper slimy principal's office liquid oxygen

The four horsewomen of xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638182)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 2:01 PM
Author: pungent knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638251)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 2:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638254)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:54 PM
Author: indecent piazza pocket flask

I can change her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638188)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse

first you've got to meet her. and you're in the prime position to do what is necessary for that to happen...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638217)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: clear spot rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638229)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 9:25 AM
Author: Multi-colored den

adolf deserves a 1. he kicked ass this year.

not sure how many we're supposed to suggest. fizzkid and lord high for rookies of the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636661)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 10:48 AM
Author: Avocado Hospital Generalized Bond

Adolf for #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637018)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 9:27 AM
Author: bearded well-lubricated jew fanboi

india superpower 2022!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636666)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 9:29 AM
Author: Charismatic Disturbing Set Stock Car

EPAH and AA should be #1 seeds this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636672)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Avocado Hospital Generalized Bond

"Those not in the tourney can proudly call themselves the 129th moast valuable poaster." lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637007)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637034)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: hairless indian lodge community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637331)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 11:32 AM
Author: harsh area

Jeez if this thread is a bellwether for interest in MPM overall this year, we’re in for a new all-time low ratings record

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637284)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 11:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse

yesterday's mpm thread got to 150 or something. i think people just don't care about seeding as much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637304)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:28 PM
Author: Nofapping histrionic heaven french chef

Epah, Lord High, AA, Cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637970)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: very tactful dysfunction

EPAH, AA, TT, lex for 1 seeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638016)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: purple beady-eyed garrison

TT

AA

Emilio

Prince

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638082)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: copper slimy principal's office liquid oxygen

I should not be on the list, so I’m guessing we can take a lot of others off too

Twins, lex, and EPAH 1 seeds ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638156)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse

you should be on the list and in the brackets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638160)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:54 PM
Author: copper slimy principal's office liquid oxygen

Ty and gl, heavy is the head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638190)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac keepsake machete meetinghouse

it's easier with only half a crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638228)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:54 PM
Author: hairless indian lodge community account

if Tommy isnt a 1 seed I will WITHHOLD my VOTE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638181)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 2:00 PM
Author: Lake Aggressive Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638239)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: hilarious mexican shrine

gunnerattt

benzo

epah

oldhlsdude

strategically not voting twins, SKIPPER turdskin (deadname tommy) and lex, even though they deserve it, because they're shoe-ins anyway

may modify my vote depending on how many other votes these guys get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638281)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 2:14 PM
Author: indecent piazza pocket flask

this guy runs elections in DNC districts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638320)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 2:48 PM
Author: hilarious mexican shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638540)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: indecent piazza pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45639699)