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Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:56 PM Author: Magenta Plaza Keepsake Machete A girl I know is getting married soon. As a fellow of no delicacy, I confessed to her that I would give my life to keep a life she loves beside her.
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:58 PM Author: Ocher reading party stage It is a far, far better thing that you do, than you have ever done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7120966) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 7:02 PM Author: Magenta Plaza Keepsake Machete Oh no, I'm not at that part yet. I'm still in the middle of living my dissipated, useless, wasted life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7121006) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 7:01 PM Author: fishy metal pocket flask public bath Her and her fiance are at home right now, and she's delivering this little gem of a quote to him in that breathy post-coital huff all girls have. Afterwhich, he laughs heartily at your expense and smacks her on the ass to show his posession. EDIT: Wait, I get the quote now. I'm dumb. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 7:04 PM Author: Magenta Plaza Keepsake Machete Don't believe so. It's been entrusted to her bosom. Anyway, Darnay's a gentleman of delicacy and isn't getting any premarital tail. You must be thinking of the other Evremonde. Darnay was in the garden the other day, playing with the doctor's PTSD. That's about as sadistic as he gets.
I'm the one living the dissipated life. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 7:06 PM Author: Titillating maize church Posting excellence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7121060) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 7:09 PM Author: Magenta Plaza Keepsake Machete Anyone who commends a post with "Afterwich" in it deserves an Evremonde up their delicacy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7121105) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 7:14 PM Author: fishy metal pocket flask public bath hukt on fonics no werk 4 me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7121167) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 7:14 PM Author: Magenta Plaza Keepsake Machete Hi Cruncher! Wife still flopping? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7121175) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:43 PM Author: fishy metal pocket flask public bath huh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122081) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:46 PM Author: Magenta Plaza Keepsake Machete Have you never read A Tale of Two Cities? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122111) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:50 PM Author: fishy metal pocket flask public bath No, I really really hate Dickens. The way his works were published make them unnecessarily long, bordering on the unreadable. I stopped after Oliver Twist and Great Expectations. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122153) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:56 PM Author: Magenta Plaza Keepsake Machete Only for illiterates with ADD. Dickens requires careful attention, I'll give you that, but you've cut yourself off from one of the best writers in the English language. Anyway, I think serialization made the novels more interesting. A Tale of Two Cities is one of his shorter works and, in my opinion, one of his best. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122197) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 9:04 PM Author: fishy metal pocket flask public bath Maybe I'll give it another try then. I don't mind huge novels, his pace was just off for me back then. Maybe I'll like it better these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122281) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 9:07 PM Author: Magenta Plaza Keepsake Machete You have to remember that Dickens intended for a chapter to last a month or so. That's why you need the time to go over it slowly.
Incidentally, the idea that Dickens was paid by the word is a myth.
http://humwww.ucsc.edu/dickens/chronology/bytheword.html |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 9:07 PM Author: Aphrodisiac elastic band hospital i found a tale of two cities to be better than i thought initially. it was a little difficult to get into at first with all of that flowery language. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122325) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 9:19 PM Author: Magenta Plaza Keepsake Machete I actually like his English. Oscar Wilde writes flowery, but Dickens builds intricate sentences that are just a joy to mull over. It takes some leisure time, though, which I don't think agrees with the American temperament. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122431) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 9:21 PM Author: fishy metal pocket flask public bath That's probably it. I'm used to powering through half a book on a nice plane ride. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122467) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 9:27 PM Author: Magenta Plaza Keepsake Machete Yes, you can't do that with Dickens. To enjoy it, you really need to sip it slowly, like a fine wine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122530) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 7:04 PM Author: Bossy Chestnut Masturbator Crotch tale of two titties? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7121036) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 7:05 PM Author: Magenta Plaza Keepsake Machete It was the best of tits, it was the worst of tits.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7121049) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 7:08 PM Author: Bossy Chestnut Masturbator Crotch twas my friend, twas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7121081) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:26 PM Author: Magenta Plaza Keepsake Machete No, it was, my friend, it was.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7121862) |
Date: December 2nd, 2006 7:00 PM Author: Hateful pistol I WOULD DIE FOR YOU!!!!
YOU KNOW ITS TRUE....EVERYTHING I DO.....I DO IT FOR YOU! |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 7:04 PM Author: Magenta Plaza Keepsake Machete No, that's Robin Hood. Not everything I do is for Lucie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7121038) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:37 PM Author: Up-to-no-good step-uncle's house associate prestigous
i want to say something similar to a girl i know then walk off into the sunset never talking to her again. i already have my lines memorized. they're a doozie. when i act on this plan is the only thing in the way
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:38 PM Author: Magenta Plaza Keepsake Machete Cyrano? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7121996) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:46 PM Author: Up-to-no-good step-uncle's house associate ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122103) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 10:46 PM Author: Magenta Plaza Keepsake Machete Your post reminded me more of Cyrano de Bergerac than Sydney Carton. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7123271) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:39 PM Author: Titillating maize church "Keep the kid, I'll send a check"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122019) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:40 PM Author: fishy metal pocket flask public bath See my post above. You'll be fodder for much hilarity, I know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122030) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:45 PM Author: Up-to-no-good step-uncle's house associate oh believe me, but the best thing is im the best guy she'll ever get and she even admitted this . so shes gonna have to settle for some douche down the road, and in the back of her mind shes gonna remember the shit i said and realize how good she coulda had it. the girls who i hit up now are objectively more attractive than her and she knows it.
one day we'll run into eachother and ill have some dame on my arm and a nice home and cute kids, she'll have her truckdriving husband. PWND |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:47 PM Author: fishy metal pocket flask public bath Perhaps, or she was just humoring you. Why give her the satisfaction though? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122118) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:49 PM Author: Up-to-no-good step-uncle's house associate its not humor, she isnt a complete tard
besides mutual friends said i'll do better
im giving her the satisfaction cuz its honestly how i feel and aslo because i do want that in the back of her mind to fuck with her forever. treat the bitch like a queen and she peaces me. she'll get hers
edit: we were a basketball game today and we were hanging out with this players girlfriend. they have a kid and the girl works at campus daycare and takes care of her a lot. i saw her interacting with the one year old the whole time and then after while waiting for the player for an hour. shit i want that broad to be the mother of my kids |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:52 PM Author: fishy metal pocket flask public bath The best way to get revenge on an ex is to never call them, never talk to them and when you finally do run into them or they call you, you make it clear that life's been great since they've been gone, you rarely think about them, and don't miss them at all. It's a mindfuck let me tell you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122168) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:54 PM Author: Magenta Plaza Keepsake Machete Ah, there's the originalist spirit of Great Expectations rising up there, indeed! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122181) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:56 PM Author: Up-to-no-good step-uncle's house associate she dumped me before finals in may. i never called her once all summer.
eventually she ended up drunk dialing me every time she would go out. it was a good mindfuck till we got back to school and i got shittywastedstillinlovewithherandadmitteditpwnd
now shes regained the upper hand
edit: plus shes in my small circle of friends. all our friends are mutual, so i couldnt avoid her. so i attempt this "friendship" bullshit she covets so much. Im hanging out with her in a couple hours tonight too. i know im fuckin dumb |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 9:11 PM Author: fishy metal pocket flask public bath Jesus Christ man, pull yourself together. You will now immediately redeem your self esteem in the name of all that's good and manly. Direct thyself to this website, http://www.eros.com , where you will henceforth find the most stunning courtesan you can. You will procure her services for an evening, take her out to a bar where your ex is, pretend to get embarassed when you run into her on a "date", leave and take your whore back to your place where you make a fun home video to show your ex one day. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 9:12 PM Author: Up-to-no-good step-uncle's house associate site wont load dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122374) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 9:14 PM Author: fishy metal pocket flask public bath I hyperlinked a comma like a noob (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122389) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:48 PM Author: Magenta Plaza Keepsake Machete Same here. At my end, "I know that each was not more honoured and held sacred in the other's souls, than I was in the souls of both." Darnaypwn3d. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122125) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:54 PM Author: Up-to-no-good step-uncle's house associate way too complex lingo for my chick. girl is going to teach retarded kids. isnt exactley a genius. nor am i for that matter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122180) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 9:00 PM Author: Magenta Plaza Keepsake Machete Typical for Americans. Here, I'll illustrate it like this:
To Her: Me > Him
To Him: Me > Her
Therefore, I've SACRIFICEPWN3D them both. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 9:15 PM Author: Up-to-no-good step-uncle's house associate i see
but in my case one day even if: to him: me>her
doesnt that just negate itself since she dumped me? |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 9:21 PM Author: Magenta Plaza Keepsake Machete What are you talking about? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122459) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 9:23 PM Author: Up-to-no-good step-uncle's house associate isnt the point you were making is that in her eyes you are better than him, and in his eyes you are better than her?
im prob totally missing the point. if that is the point though,then im saying that even if in his eyes im better than she is, her dumping me negates it. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 9:28 PM Author: Magenta Plaza Keepsake Machete No, he'll think she's even more stupid for dumping you, compounding their inability to enjoy one another. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122537) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:40 PM Author: Shimmering Liquid Oxygen Box Office where's your girls? Who but a fool would take his left hand by his right, and say to himself, how d'ye do? Partners! I must have partners! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122031) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:44 PM Author: fishy metal pocket flask public bath I've changed my mind. You=180. Just took some warming up to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122086) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:48 PM Author: Shimmering Liquid Oxygen Box Office . . . making improvements, I suppose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122128) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:52 PM Author: Aphrodisiac elastic band hospital It is a wonderful fact to reflect upon, that every human creature is constituted to be that profound secret and mystery to every other. In light of that, did she know anything of your feelings beforehand? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122170) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 8:58 PM Author: Magenta Plaza Keepsake Machete "My friend is dead, my neighbour is dead, my love, the darling of my soul, is dead; it is the inexorable consolidation and perpetuation of the secret that was always in that individuality, and which I shall carry in mine to my life's end." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7122227) |
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Date: December 4th, 2006 8:18 PM Author: Magenta Plaza Keepsake Machete Daily reminder: I am a disappointed drudge...I care for no man on earth, and no man on earth cares for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=537817&forum_id=2#7139401) |