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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: arousing abode

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Racy abusive casino legend



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: Submissive office



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: bearded offensive theater stage



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Boyish antidepressant drug brunch



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: Soul-stirring pit



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: chocolate trailer park background story



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: arousing abode



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: dull shitlib

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: cerise doobsian mother mental disorder

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2#46661294)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: stimulating institution indirect expression

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: Electric Claret Lodge Mood

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: brass property giraffe



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: self-centered blathering knife

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Transparent low-t affirmative action

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: irradiated base



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Vigorous hall toaster

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: arousing abode

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Lemon Faggotry



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: Wild yarmulke turdskin



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: arousing abode



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: arousing abode



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: arousing abode



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: arousing abode



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: arousing abode



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: arousing abode



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: arousing abode



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: arousing abode

Wow, he actually did it

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: multi-colored macaca

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: buff area ceo



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