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Imagine if Superman was black. He'd be literally raping and killing everything

No person, business, or nation would be safe. At absolute...
Cracking Mint Newt Garrison
  09/17/23
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startled heaven
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startled heaven
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important thread
startled heaven
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Disgusting roommate rehab
  09/17/23
Water would be his kryptonite
orange school cafeteria
  09/17/23
no, a job would be
Cracking Mint Newt Garrison
  09/28/23
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startled heaven
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startled heaven
  09/28/23
Classical music
Galvanic fanboi sanctuary
  09/28/23
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8
Sepia Mind-boggling Hominid
  09/17/23
lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up wi...
Territorial Internet-worthy Stage Chad
  09/28/23
is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.
Bespoke dashing theater alpha
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Exhilarant Alcoholic Mexican Church Building
  09/28/23
It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (...
Swollen theatre sound barrier
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scarlet puppy
  09/17/23
Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or tha...
Chartreuse Big Base
  09/28/23
dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm
Cracking Mint Newt Garrison
  09/28/23
Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for ...
Exhilarant Alcoholic Mexican Church Building
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Cracking Mint Newt Garrison
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Transparent stirring boltzmann coldplay fan
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Shaky sooty home immigrant
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TURD SANDWICH
  04/08/26
well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.
SkaddenArse
  04/08/26


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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: Cracking Mint Newt Garrison

No person, business, or nation would be safe.

At absolute best he'd focus on a rap career instead of helping anyone.

Lois lane would be a jungle bunny.

There would be no Jonathan Kent since he would have left Clark and Martha on day 1 of him arriving from Krypton.

Martha would be a crack addict.

I'm obviously assuming that in this alternate universe the whole Kent family is black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46808088)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: startled heaven



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:07 PM
Author: startled heaven



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:13 PM
Author: startled heaven

important thread

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:15 PM
Author: Disgusting roommate rehab



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:14 PM
Author: orange school cafeteria

Water would be his kryptonite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46808187)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:21 AM
Author: Cracking Mint Newt Garrison

no, a job would be

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: startled heaven



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Date: September 28th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: startled heaven



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: Galvanic fanboi sanctuary

Classical music

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:17 PM
Author: Sepia Mind-boggling Hominid

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Territorial Internet-worthy Stage Chad

lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up with it on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46854791)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: Bespoke dashing theater alpha

is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46854851)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:46 AM
Author: Exhilarant Alcoholic Mexican Church Building



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: Swollen theatre sound barrier

It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (Michael Che) writes the white guy's jokes for him and they're all racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46854901)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:32 PM
Author: scarlet puppy



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Chartreuse Big Base

Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or that he was a dark skinned Kryptonian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46854794)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: Cracking Mint Newt Garrison

dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46855331)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Exhilarant Alcoholic Mexican Church Building

Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46854814)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: Cracking Mint Newt Garrison



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: Transparent stirring boltzmann coldplay fan



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Date: September 28th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Shaky sooty home immigrant



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Date: April 8th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: TURD SANDWICH ( )



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Date: April 8th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: SkaddenArse

well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#49803466)