Date: November 30th, 2023 1:36 AM Author: Multi-colored telephone nursing home
Kissinger was quick to establish himself as one of Satan's top advisors, offering policy recommendations and maneuvering against demons who were resigned to Hell's eventual decline.
"Hell has lacked a coherent foreign policy for decades, and it is crucial that we solidify our role as the dominant power in this doomed realm," he said. "By acquiring additional souls while beginning the process of detente with our opponents, we can increase our influence like never before," he added.