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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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light theater stage
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
Razzle Bull Headed Jap Site
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
swollen personal credit line patrolman
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
Talented native azn
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
swollen personal credit line patrolman
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
Talented native azn
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
light theater stage
  05/05/24
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Talented native azn
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
Razzle Bull Headed Jap Site
  05/05/24
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swollen personal credit line patrolman
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
nighttime legal warrant
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
Boyish address
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
Razzle Bull Headed Jap Site
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
Hairraiser hairless bawdyhouse
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
light theater stage
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
Shaky parlor genital piercing
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
Outnumbered lake son of senegal hospital
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
Shaky parlor genital piercing
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
passionate hall
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
Shaky parlor genital piercing
  05/06/24
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Clear bateful giraffe
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
pontificating famous landscape painting fortuitous meteor
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
Hairraiser hairless bawdyhouse
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
Zombie-like dark pozpig space
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
Hateful Charismatic Indian Lodge Toaster
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
sinister lemon resort
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
Shaky parlor genital piercing
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
light theater stage
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
Hairraiser hairless bawdyhouse
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
crimson vibrant heaven hissy fit
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
swollen personal credit line patrolman
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
Zombie-like dark pozpig space
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
Godawful Bat-shit-crazy Garrison
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
Zombie-like dark pozpig space
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
light theater stage
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
Zombie-like dark pozpig space
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
Razzle Bull Headed Jap Site
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
Soul-stirring jew area
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
light theater stage
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: light theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Razzle Bull Headed Jap Site

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: swollen personal credit line patrolman

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Talented native azn

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: swollen personal credit line patrolman

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Talented native azn

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: light theater stage

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Talented native azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: Razzle Bull Headed Jap Site

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: swollen personal credit line patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: nighttime legal warrant

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Boyish address

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Razzle Bull Headed Jap Site

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Hairraiser hairless bawdyhouse

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: light theater stage

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Shaky parlor genital piercing

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Outnumbered lake son of senegal hospital

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Shaky parlor genital piercing

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: passionate hall

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Shaky parlor genital piercing

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Clear bateful giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: pontificating famous landscape painting fortuitous meteor

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser hairless bawdyhouse

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: Zombie-like dark pozpig space

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Hateful Charismatic Indian Lodge Toaster

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: sinister lemon resort

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Shaky parlor genital piercing

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: light theater stage

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser hairless bawdyhouse

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: crimson vibrant heaven hissy fit

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: swollen personal credit line patrolman

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Zombie-like dark pozpig space

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Godawful Bat-shit-crazy Garrison

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Zombie-like dark pozpig space

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: light theater stage

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Zombie-like dark pozpig space

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Razzle Bull Headed Jap Site

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jew area

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: light theater stage

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)