If you haven't seen it, I recommend watching "The Chosen." It humanizes the apostles and Jesus in an interesting and scripturally congruent way. Jesus, is particular, is portrayed as charismatic and as a cool dude. You would want to hang out with him. The autistic Matthew is an interesting character and Mary Magdalene is hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834200)

Jesus was such a GigaChad that Mary M would orgasm uncontrollably the moment the tip of his finger grazed against her forearm. It was impossible for them to consummate anything because he was too incomprehensibly hot it looped all the way around to removing carnal pleasure entirely. It’s sort of like Mary M got so horny for him that she ascended to a new metaphysical plane of existence. This is also why God loves Chads so much that he rigs all of human existence in their favor and gives them blessings like Tinder to demonstrate that they are in God’s favor. They are made in his image, unlike the pathetic, gross Jew-Asian strivers that populate this bort and that God has chosen to eliminate as genetic inputs to His Creation. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834524)

Matthew 8:14 "When Jesus came into Peter’s house, he saw Peter’s mother-in-law lying in bed with a fever. 15 He touched her hand and the fever left her, and she got up and began to wait on him."

Also described in Mark 1:29-30

Paul also writes about various apostles having wives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834419)

whatever cultural heritage your genetic lineage had has been completely wiped out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834289)

Christianity is 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834424)

While they were eating, Jesus took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and gave it to his disciples, saying, “Take and eat; this is my body.”

27 Then he took a cup, and when he had given thanks, he gave it to them, saying, “Drink from it, all of you. 28 This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins.

It actually has more biblical basis than anything that happened since that German coprophiliac nailed his shitpost to a door

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834434)

Yours in Christ,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47835802)

- been wrong for centuries about basic scientific facts

- sat over largest child molestation ring for centuries

- finally a pope just "retires" ?

But yeah - this new pope obviously knows what's up please listen to his every word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47836861)