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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
Adventurous infuriating rigpig
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
Out-of-control Wagecucks
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Yellow Floppy Base Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
self-absorbed potus queen of the night
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
Out-of-control Wagecucks
  11/12/24
wow!
gaped vibrant church
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
provocative bawdyhouse nibblets
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
Startling crawly stain church building
  11/12/24
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Out-of-control Wagecucks
  11/12/24
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concupiscible jewess
  11/12/24
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gaped vibrant church
  11/12/24
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self-absorbed potus queen of the night
  11/12/24
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honey-headed passionate selfie
  06/08/25
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Exhilarant impressive ratface
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Blathering Kitchen
  06/08/25
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Coral Associate Quadroon
  06/08/25
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gaped vibrant church
  06/08/25
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Aspie Pickup Line
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
concupiscible jewess
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
Out-of-control Wagecucks
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
house-broken theater
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Talking theatre
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
Yellow Floppy Base Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
bearded casino kitty cat
  11/12/24
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Blathering Kitchen
  06/08/25
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Coral Associate Quadroon
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
Charismatic round eye
  11/12/24
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gaped vibrant church
  11/12/24
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hateful blue crackhouse corn cake
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
fishy genital piercing
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
gaped vibrant church
  11/12/24
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gaped vibrant church
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
Crimson School Cumskin
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
Exhilarant impressive ratface
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
contagious mahogany background story
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
Exhilarant impressive ratface
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
Out-of-control Wagecucks
  06/08/25
Damning.
Boyish property
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Adventurous infuriating rigpig

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Out-of-control Wagecucks

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Yellow Floppy Base Scourge Upon The Earth

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: self-absorbed potus queen of the night

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: Out-of-control Wagecucks

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: gaped vibrant church

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: provocative bawdyhouse nibblets

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Startling crawly stain church building

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Out-of-control Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: concupiscible jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: gaped vibrant church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: self-absorbed potus queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: honey-headed passionate selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Exhilarant impressive ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Blathering Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Coral Associate Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: gaped vibrant church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: concupiscible jewess

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Out-of-control Wagecucks

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: house-broken theater

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Talking theatre

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Yellow Floppy Base Scourge Upon The Earth

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: bearded casino kitty cat

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Blathering Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Coral Associate Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Charismatic round eye

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: gaped vibrant church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: hateful blue crackhouse corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: fishy genital piercing

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: gaped vibrant church

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: gaped vibrant church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Crimson School Cumskin

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Exhilarant impressive ratface

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: contagious mahogany background story

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Exhilarant impressive ratface

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Out-of-control Wagecucks

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Boyish property

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996493)