Date: December 30th, 2024 6:20 AM
Author: pontificating arousing parlor toaster
Link: https://challonge.com/MPM2024
1) The hoast has dictatorial power.
2) The contest shall be conducted in single elimination format with sixty-four contestants. The contest shall begin on 01/02/2025 at 9am EST. Round of 32 on 1/3, Ro16 1/6, Ro8 1/7, Ro4 1/8, championship 1/9, and MPM winner announced 1/10.
3) Voting ends at 8 a.m. EST. The hoast shall poast the days tournament at 9 a.m. EST, or as soon as he can manage.
4) Alt voting is permitted, however the hoast may toss votes that flagrantly thumb their nose and make a mockery of our sacred contest (see Turdskin v. Gunneratttt (2021), Conway v. Karlstack (2022)).
5) Starting at the Ro8, three 8 contestant MPM Superlative tournaments will begin, which shall include:
"Best Heel of 2024" Heel is defined as someone that generates a lot of negative attention and content, either unintentionally or intentionally:
1. Spaceporn
2. EPAH
3. Karlstack
4. Benzo
5, NYUUG
6. CSLG
7. LTM
8. Obeezy
Dumbest Poaster of 2024:
1. Sealclubber
2. Candy Ride
3. Spaceporn
4. TDNW
5. Libpumo
6. Karlstack
7. Boner Police
8. NYUUG
Most Mentally Ill Poaster of 2024
1. NSAM
2. MiG
3. Spaceporn
4. Boner Police
5. NYUUG
6. Karlstack
7. So we looked at the Data
8. Voodoo Child
6) The hoast shall not vote, except in the case of a tiebreaker, where he will be the kingmaker.
7) Pumos cannot vote, aside from ones with identifiable email sigs (e.g. Psycho Karen). If recognizable pumos would like to participate they can add their moniker to their email sig for the contest (e.g. Libpumo, Obeezy, DBG, etc.)
8) Votes can be purchased for .1 SOL send to APoDo5ywMjmGdeBrq1GjacDh3gyjFHRvFpipftabNUHG
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5656681&forum_id=2#48500615)