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TD Cowen Analyst: "TSLA downgraded to a 'sell' with a $130 target." (VIDEO)

To be fair, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnBiN2A-a30 ...
Effete Nibblets
  03/07/25
TD (((Cowen)))'s (((Itay Michaeli))) Ok 👌 Itay or It...
Slimy Ultramarine Skinny Woman Police Squad
  03/07/25
To be fair, So just to be clear... the pushback here is t...
Effete Nibblets
  03/07/25
(Guy who told us to trust "Jewish financial professiona...
Slimy Ultramarine Skinny Woman Police Squad
  03/07/25
Cut him some slack man. This "Itay Michaeli" guy s...
Iridescent vivacious reading party business firm
  03/07/25
Haha wow holy shit
Slimy Ultramarine Skinny Woman Police Squad
  03/07/25
TBF I know you always love to get the last word in, so your ...
Iridescent vivacious reading party business firm
  03/08/25
he probably just lost track of this thread, we might have to...
Swashbuckling House
  03/09/25
haha yeah
Slimy Ultramarine Skinny Woman Police Squad
  03/09/25
...
Iridescent vivacious reading party business firm
  03/08/25
Jfc tbf your ass got turned wrong side out ITT bud
motley tattoo pozpig
  03/09/25
Cr this is bad
Stimulating headpube
  03/09/25
lol reminds me of this gem http://autoadmit.com/thread.p...
Razzle hyperventilating son of senegal temple
  03/10/25
lol that was me too, not flame
Iridescent vivacious reading party business firm
  03/10/25
180 Claire babes you there?
Razzle hyperventilating son of senegal temple
  03/10/25
Tesla is the dumbest stock to own right now so it's no surpr...
Talented macaca
  03/07/25
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Free-loading Avocado Jap Ceo
  03/07/25
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trip newt
  03/08/25
Copying Itay Michaeli's trades and holding each position for...
Iridescent vivacious reading party business firm
  03/07/25
TBF? Amigo? Where'd ya go? Or rather, what time do you get o...
Iridescent vivacious reading party business firm
  03/08/25
...
Big Bossy Depressive Personal Credit Line
  03/08/25
He's never coming back to this thread lol
Slimy Ultramarine Skinny Woman Police Squad
  03/08/25
real odd case, he would have typed out his midwit tier "...
Swashbuckling House
  03/08/25
well shabbat's almost over so i guess we're about to find ou...
Iridescent vivacious reading party business firm
  03/08/25
UPDATE: welp
Iridescent vivacious reading party business firm
  03/08/25
...
Lilac Glittery Foreskin
  03/08/25
"#9,358 out of 9,417" HOLY
Stimulating headpube
  03/08/25
99th percentile analyst!
Iridescent vivacious reading party business firm
  03/08/25
...
Slimy Ultramarine Skinny Woman Police Squad
  03/09/25
If you took every stock pic this kike makes, and did the opp...
Slimy Ultramarine Skinny Woman Police Squad
  03/09/25
So he's basically the Rudolph of stock pickers
Charismatic Hilarious Hairy Legs
  03/09/25
Just doubled my stake in TSLA. Thanks OP 👍
Beady-eyed den
  03/09/25
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motley tattoo pozpig
  03/09/25
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Submissive Spruce National Wrinkle
  03/10/25
odd case how TBF asks other people to show their portfolio s...
Swashbuckling House
  03/10/25
It’s weird that Claire started this thread and then co...
Razzle hyperventilating son of senegal temple
  03/10/25
To be fair, read the third line of the OP.
motley tattoo pozpig
  03/10/25
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Swashbuckling House
  03/10/25
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Dun meetinghouse
  03/10/25
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Razzle hyperventilating son of senegal temple
  03/10/25
lol so Claire was actually right about something for the fir...
Razzle hyperventilating son of senegal temple
  03/10/25
Nope he said TFB-free thread, but it was actually a TBF-free...
Dun meetinghouse
  03/10/25
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Dun meetinghouse
  03/10/25
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Iridescent vivacious reading party business firm
  03/10/25
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Big Bossy Depressive Personal Credit Line
  03/10/25


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Date: March 7th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Effete Nibblets

To be fair,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnBiN2A-a30

TFB-free thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48726498)



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Date: March 7th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Slimy Ultramarine Skinny Woman Police Squad

TD (((Cowen)))'s (((Itay Michaeli)))

Ok 👌

Itay or Itai (Hebrew: איתי) is a given name. Notable people with the name include:

Itai Anghel (born 1968), Israeli news correspondent

Itai Maggidi (born 1981), Israeli long-distance runner

Itay Margalit (born 1970), retired Israeli high jumper

Itay Segev (born 1995), Israeli basketball player

Itay Shechter (born 1987), Israeli footballer

Itay Talgam (born 1958), Israeli conductor and business consultant

Itay Tiran (born 1980), Israeli stage and screen actor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48726521)



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Date: March 7th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Effete Nibblets

To be fair,

So just to be clear... the pushback here is that since we're antisemitic now, we therefore shouldn't be listening to what Jewish professional financial analysis have to say about the kike casino betting markets?

Interesting angle. Using that same logic, since we're antisemitic now, shouldn't we just be entirely divested from the kike casino betting markets in the first place? (No stonks, no crypto, no speculative investment in physical metals, etc)? And of course "interest on capital" is also an extremely Jewish concept, so we shouldn't be maintaining any money that we do have in interest bearing vehicles, I assume.

The REAL NAZIS choose to remain poor out of principle, trust me goy I know these things!

Interesting angle, Ari. Wow. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48726550)



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Date: March 7th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: Slimy Ultramarine Skinny Woman Police Squad

(Guy who told us to trust "Jewish financial professional" ((((SBF))) when he said not to worry, FTX.us was separate from FTX)

A Jew would NEVER talk up a shit stock in a pump-and-dump scam! After all, the real-life "Wolf of Wall street" was a blond Aryan goy just like Leonardo DiCaprio, amirite Ari?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48726565)



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Date: March 7th, 2025 11:19 PM
Author: Iridescent vivacious reading party business firm

Cut him some slack man. This "Itay Michaeli" guy seems pretty trustworthy to me:

Copying Itay Michaeli's trades and holding each position for 1 Year would result in 35.77% of your transactions generating a profit, with an average return of -24.5% per rating.

Rank:#9,358 out of 9,417 Wall Street analysts

Success Rate: 36%

88 out of 246 ratings made a profit

Average Return: -24.50% Average return per rating

https://www.tipranks.com/experts/analysts/itay-michaeli

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48726857)



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Date: March 7th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Slimy Ultramarine Skinny Woman Police Squad

Haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48726905)



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Date: March 8th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: Iridescent vivacious reading party business firm

TBF I know you always love to get the last word in, so your disappearance from this thread must be an accident. bumping this for you bestie :)

Also bumping for your butt buddies gunner and lex so they can come whiteknight ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48727268)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling House

he probably just lost track of this thread, we might have to bump this thread a few more times while the stock continues to crash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48730871)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Slimy Ultramarine Skinny Woman Police Squad

haha yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48731938)



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Date: March 8th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Iridescent vivacious reading party business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48728880)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: motley tattoo pozpig

Jfc tbf your ass got turned wrong side out ITT bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48731970)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Stimulating headpube

Cr this is bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48732047)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Razzle hyperventilating son of senegal temple

lol reminds me of this gem

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197694&mc=3&forum_id=2#45247947

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48732723)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Iridescent vivacious reading party business firm

lol that was me too, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48732733)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Razzle hyperventilating son of senegal temple

180

Claire babes you there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48733932)



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Date: March 7th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Talented macaca

Tesla is the dumbest stock to own right now so it's no surprise who OP is. what a retarded bitch boi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48726865)



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Date: March 7th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Free-loading Avocado Jap Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48726883)



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Date: March 8th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: trip newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48729051)



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Date: March 7th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Iridescent vivacious reading party business firm

Copying Itay Michaeli's trades and holding each position for 1 Year would result in 35.77% of your transactions generating a profit, with an average return of -24.5% per rating.

Rank:#9,358 out of 9,417 Wall Street analysts

Success Rate: 36%

88 out of 246 ratings made a profit

Average Return: -24.50% Average return per rating

https://www.tipranks.com/experts/analysts/itay-michaeli

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48726867)



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Date: March 8th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Iridescent vivacious reading party business firm

TBF? Amigo? Where'd ya go? Or rather, what time do you get out of Temple?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48727632)



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Date: March 8th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Big Bossy Depressive Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48727639)



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Date: March 8th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Slimy Ultramarine Skinny Woman Police Squad

He's never coming back to this thread lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48728472)



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Date: March 8th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling House

real odd case, he would have typed out his midwit tier "but ackshually" response by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48728476)



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Date: March 8th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Iridescent vivacious reading party business firm

well shabbat's almost over so i guess we're about to find out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48728789)



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Date: March 8th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Iridescent vivacious reading party business firm

UPDATE: welp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48729043)



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Date: March 8th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Lilac Glittery Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48729261)



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Date: March 8th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Stimulating headpube

"#9,358 out of 9,417"

HOLY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48729285)



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Date: March 8th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: Iridescent vivacious reading party business firm

99th percentile analyst!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48729312)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Slimy Ultramarine Skinny Woman Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48730674)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Slimy Ultramarine Skinny Woman Police Squad

If you took every stock pic this kike makes, and did the opposite, you'd outperform nearly every hedge fund on Wall Street

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48730731)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Charismatic Hilarious Hairy Legs

So he's basically the Rudolph of stock pickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48730798)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed den

Just doubled my stake in TSLA. Thanks OP 👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48730345)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: motley tattoo pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48731975)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Submissive Spruce National Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48734393)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Swashbuckling House

odd case how TBF asks other people to show their portfolio shorting Tesla but has never once shown a screenshot of his TSLA holdings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48732469)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Razzle hyperventilating son of senegal temple

It’s weird that Claire started this thread and then completely forgot about its existence roughly 7 minutes later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48732725)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: motley tattoo pozpig

To be fair, read the third line of the OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48734133)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48734369)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Dun meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48734474)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Razzle hyperventilating son of senegal temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48734485)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Razzle hyperventilating son of senegal temple

lol so Claire was actually right about something for the first time in like a decade?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48734486)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Dun meetinghouse

Nope he said TFB-free thread, but it was actually a TBF-free thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48734512)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Dun meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48733587)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Iridescent vivacious reading party business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48734770)



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Date: March 10th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Big Bossy Depressive Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690705&forum_id=2#48735328)