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Team of 25 XOers, could you win ONE game in a 162 game mlb season
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Date: May 1st, 2025 8:44 PM Author: lascivious son of senegal You get to practice for two years.
You get unlimited training access
Unlimited mlb approved resources like bats
You’re paid your current salary so you don’t need to work
No one will get hurt.
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Date: May 1st, 2025 9:05 PM Author: vibrant center idea he suggested Are there even 25 unique poasters left?
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:06 PM Author: mind-boggling painfully honest main people cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897844) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 9:57 PM Author: Bistre up-to-no-good digit ratio I guess we could win the first game and throw the remainder 161, but that seems really boring (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897740) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:00 PM Author: greedy overrated legend clown how close to bats are they? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897747) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:29 PM Author: bateful fear-inspiring hospital police squad terrible hypo, they would lose every game by mercy rule in the first inning unless somehow one of the poasters is a former college pitcher and still under ~35 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897788) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:31 PM Author: greedy overrated legend clown i don't think we'd stomp the MLB that hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897789) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:43 AM Author: vibrant center idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898301) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:58 AM Author: lascivious son of senegal Oh yeah if one of them was a former college pitcher and under 35 XO would TOTALLY have a chance at not getting mercy ruled by the first inning. Mediocre Tufts pitchers struck out Tatis Jr all the time nbd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898212) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:19 PM Author: histrionic university psychic We'd still have to field and record put outs bro. I was a decent HS baseball player, I'm confident I could start for the xo trumpmos, and we'd have 0.0% chance to win. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899819) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:39 PM Author: underhanded parlour Unlimited mlb approved resources like bats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897807) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:44 AM Author: vibrant center idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898304) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:06 PM Author: mind-boggling painfully honest main people I'd have fun with my boys, and that's what matters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897843) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:44 AM Author: vibrant center idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898302) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:03 AM Author: Emerald resort multi-billionaire Can I get back in the Juan Eighty crew? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898352) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:08 AM Author: lascivious son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898360) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:09 PM Author: Thriller Fat Ankles Address 100%
We may not have the finesse or skill but we would play dirty as fuck, throwing high, hard, and inside, sliding feet first with cleats up, etc. Sooner or later we'd hurt enough dudes to take a forfeit. |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:10 PM Author: Marvelous Abode Community Account that depends entirely on whether one top tier arm went to law school around 2006 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897851) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:16 PM Author: Thriller Fat Ankles Address Here's another hypo: take the median Cy Young winner ovet the last 20 years. How much would having xoxo poasters field for him increase his ERA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897871) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:17 PM Author: Marvelous Abode Community Account enormously but he only needs one game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897872) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:22 PM Author: floppy chartreuse senate stain I know a retired former All-Star hurler. Maybe he could train me. If my life depended on it I could probably pitch once every 5 days. If you can throw 85 consistently and with location you could probably pitch 4-5 scoreless innings a couple times in a full season. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897890) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Thriller Fat Ankles Address maybe even string those innings together back to back and pitch a complete game shutout (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897904) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:41 PM Author: floppy chartreuse senate stain I don't think that's possible. I think my era would be like 7 or 8. I said in a whole season I might go scoreless a couple of times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897932) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:59 AM Author: lascivious son of senegal This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898213) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:16 PM Author: Shimmering heady pervert nibblets There are dozens of MLB pitchers with 7 ERA who throw mid 90s with sick sliders etc. Ur ERA would be infinite because you would never record an out. You also don't "throw 85 consistently" and if ur "pitches" ever got near the strike zone, every player in the league would launch them 400 feet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899807) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:24 PM Author: lascivious son of senegal Not true. Tell me you know nothing about baseball without telling me you know nothing about baseball. Position players sometimes pitch in blowout games and they record outs. They don’t practice pitching. In this hypothetical the pitchers would be training. No doubt they will get some outs and if they string together enough they might win a game or two. Will this team lose 150 games? Yes but they might win a couple by pure luck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899825) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:38 PM Author: floppy chartreuse senate stain I agree it might be a possible to win a game or two.
College teams usually get blown out in spring training but sometimes they keep the score under 10 |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:14 PM Author: lascivious son of senegal This. And XOers would be full time practicing for two years. College baseball players have to go to class etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900148) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:44 PM Author: floppy chartreuse senate stain I think the hypo should be amended to where the players would have to practice law part time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900192) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:58 PM Author: lascivious son of senegal This. Bald lawyer takes Braves closer deep after the closer accidentally leaves a 98 mph fastball over the plate and rounds the bases with a Torts book as the XO team clinches the Wild Card birth. “Yeah I think with a few years practice we can definitely luck into a wild card spot. I mean that’s three now!” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900212) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:46 PM Author: Thriller Fat Ankles Address Those "position players" almost always pitched in high school, college, or the minors. They aren't just putting random dudes on the mound. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900314) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:23 PM Author: histrionic university psychic LMAO brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899823) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:37 PM Author: floppy chartreuse senate stain Cr it's egregious flame who am I kidding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899952) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:45 PM Author: insanely creepy kitchen one of the most retarded hypos in history (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899725) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:21 PM Author: lascivious son of senegal Y? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899905) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:20 PM Author: charismatic friendly grandma Great movie idea: The Bad News Queers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899820) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:31 PM Author: yellow well-lubricated church Major Heeb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899929) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:44 PM Author: topaz step-uncle's house Against the Rockies this year, definitely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900303) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 2:19 AM Author: cracking rehab new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900687) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 3:46 AM Author: Arrogant Temple Boistinker Only if it’s 25 pumos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900726) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 3:49 AM Author: comical flushed wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900728) |