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Recently fucked my first chick that had fake tits. Very 120....
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  05/02/25
go gay, you won't have that issue
multi-colored orchestra pit
  05/02/25
There is really a wide range, you can't just generalize from...
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CR. Fake tits also have a higher propensity to be 170-174 l...
autistic hominid locus
  05/02/25
this is such a CR scientific analysis of tits that I can't h...
talented church building
  05/02/25
Not the first time I have been accused of this, but no I&rsq...
autistic hominid locus
  05/02/25
ha. regardless, great post, spot on.
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1990's implants were terrible. maybe you should date younger...
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I hate fake tits so much. I dated a girl for a while when sh...
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  05/02/25
well that took a turn...
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Can you poast some pics from this dead girl’s ig so we...
autistic hominid locus
  05/02/25
wow
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i came, thank you.
exhilarant church
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... natural tits lost all the softness and realness. I could...
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do u think she would have survived the boat accident if she ...
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Fuck that. Best tits I've fucked with have been the gummy be...
Very tactful rehab
  05/02/25
Whats the difference
Sooty Mood
  05/02/25
Saline feels like a water balloon. Silicone feels like a fl...
Dull Native Haunted Graveyard
  05/02/25
Don't know what a fleshlight feels like. But the gummy bears...
Very tactful rehab
  05/02/25
Gummy bear has a better feel but there are long term health ...
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  05/02/25
Health risks are not my concern. The tits are great
Very tactful rehab
  05/02/25
I'd be married to these things. I'm not the one pushing this...
cerebral brindle den messiness
  05/02/25
If you're married to them, I would try to get her to realize...
Very tactful rehab
  05/02/25
We've had this discussion. I think she looks great. But what...
cerebral brindle den messiness
  05/02/25
Any good pics /examples showing the difference?
Sooty Mood
  05/02/25
Dude, plastic surgeons post a ton of before and after pics w...
Very tactful rehab
  05/02/25
Poast links pls tyia
Sooty Mood
  05/02/25
they are very firm in my limited experience
Hyperactive Heaven
  05/02/25
you must massage them post surgery.
Supple pozpig
  05/02/25
they are 180 and of course amricans dont know how to take ca...
Supple pozpig
  05/02/25
But there is a huge difference between saline (hard and rock...
Very tactful rehab
  05/02/25
Silicone is more common in thailand and that is what my wife...
Supple pozpig
  05/02/25
Right on, man
Very tactful rehab
  05/02/25
also fake tits for women who had babies is def 180. after be...
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the best tits I have ever handled were from probably 10 year...
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Lol "bags of sand" comment from doodikoff
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  05/03/25
fuck!
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  05/05/25
there's probably some observation bias where the quality fak...
Irradiated senate keepsake machete
  05/02/25
a Q for the bort-certified plastic surgeons: what is the rea...
Heady lay
  05/02/25
The feedback is in and clear. Silicone fake tits rule and op...
Very tactful rehab
  05/02/25
only if the woman massages them often or if had a baby
Supple pozpig
  05/02/25
I love fake tits fyi
Beady-eyed Blue University
  05/02/25
Same I literally go quasi insane when the possibility of ...
talented church building
  05/02/25
the firmness is off putting if you're not used to it
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: shimmering stimulating gaming laptop electric furnace

Recently fucked my first chick that had fake tits. Very 120. They might look good under clothes but they’re not fun at all. Felt like I was missing part of the experience with no big warm fun bags to squeeze and suck on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898733)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit

go gay, you won't have that issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898734)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: diverse flatulent genital piercing useless brakes

There is really a wide range, you can't just generalize from one pair. Some are very well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898738)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: autistic hominid locus

CR. Fake tits also have a higher propensity to be 170-174 level of both visual and tactile stimulation while real tits are like a quad-modal distribution of a small cluster in the 175-180 range, larger cluster in the 163-167 range, larger cluster in the 140-148 range and very large cluster in the 120-128 range. A true titman appreciates fakes because he places a large premium on getting access to 170+ tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899043)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: talented church building

this is such a CR scientific analysis of tits that I can't help but wonder if this pumo is Ironside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899167)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: autistic hominid locus

Not the first time I have been accused of this, but no I’m not him. You, me and him are widely recognized as the leading XO big tit scholars for well over a decade now, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899188)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: talented church building

ha. regardless, great post, spot on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899197)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Irradiated senate keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899185)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: ruby bateful factory reset button

1990's implants were terrible. maybe you should date younger women or men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898762)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Alcoholic space macaca

I hate fake tits so much. I dated a girl for a while when she was a freshman in college. We were truly in love but broke up when we moved to different schools. I ran into her later at work when I was bartending and she came in with a tequila company as some kind of traveling promoter girl. She had big new tits. We hooked up at the end of the night after closing and I remember being so disappointed. Her natural tits lost all the softness and realness. I couldn’t cum and in the morning I drove her to her car in near silence. A few months later I heard she got herpes from a guy while auditioning for a tv show. The next summer she died pinned underwater in a boating accident.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898764)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Salmon sex offender

well that took a turn...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898907)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Blue University



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: mentally impaired depressive newt



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: splenetic silver candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48900621)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: autistic hominid locus

Can you poast some pics from this dead girl’s ig so we can have a better visual sense of her fake tits v real tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899046)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: electric stubborn casino bbw

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899133)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: exhilarant church

i came, thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899679)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: ruby bateful factory reset button

... natural tits lost all the softness and realness. I couldn’t cum because Im gay and in the morning I drove her to her car in near silence. A few months later I heard she got married to a guy while auditioning for a tv show. The next summer she had baby boy. As for me, I poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48900914)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: passionate headpube step-uncle's house

do u think she would have survived the boat accident if she still had her natural tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48904670)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: henna curious stag film idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898778)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Very tactful rehab

Fuck that. Best tits I've fucked with have been the gummy bear fake tits. Silicone is great for tits. Saline is generally shit though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898947)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Sooty Mood

Whats the difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898955)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Dull Native Haunted Graveyard

Saline feels like a water balloon. Silicone feels like a fleshlight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898963)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Very tactful rehab

Don't know what a fleshlight feels like. But the gummy bears I've handled have felt basically real if you enjoy the firm, full style of tits and not the gross, super soft/deflated type of tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898981)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: cerebral brindle den messiness

Gummy bear has a better feel but there are long term health concerns. Saline is like a hard water balloon but it's just salt water. Some places also do fat transfers, with very limited success. My wife just did a consultation. I was ballpark expecting around $10k. It's almost twice that amount at like $18k. We'll see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898965)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Very tactful rehab

Health risks are not my concern. The tits are great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898975)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: cerebral brindle den messiness

I'd be married to these things. I'm not the one pushing this. And they have to be replaced every decade? Fuck that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898991)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Very tactful rehab

If you're married to them, I would try to get her to realize none of this shit really matters. If she buys into this as a fix, it will snowball into other cosmetic fixes until she looks like Donatella Versace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899026)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: cerebral brindle den messiness

We've had this discussion. I think she looks great. But whatever she wants to do I get it. She had 4 kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899180)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Sooty Mood

Any good pics /examples showing the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898977)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Very tactful rehab

Dude, plastic surgeons post a ton of before and after pics with all details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899029)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Sooty Mood

Poast links pls tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899435)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Hyperactive Heaven

they are very firm in my limited experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898958)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Supple pozpig

you must massage them post surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898998)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Supple pozpig

they are 180 and of course amricans dont know how to take care of them. you need to massage them. you dont just spend money at the doc and problem sovled!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899001)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Very tactful rehab

But there is a huge difference between saline (hard and rock-like) and silicone (supple and lifelike firm). Most tits in the US went saline in the 90s to 2010 or so. Not sure if other countries did this too, but if not, know that saline are totally different and really do suck and look stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899022)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Supple pozpig

Silicone is more common in thailand and that is what my wife has

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899031)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Very tactful rehab

Right on, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899125)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Supple pozpig

also fake tits for women who had babies is def 180. after being pregnant and making milk, it expands the boobs and make them perfect for some silicon implants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899160)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: electric stubborn casino bbw

making milk tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899169)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: talented church building

the best tits I have ever handled were from probably 10 years ago. Fake and huge, squishy like real tits but very perky. Couldn't have been a more perfect "big" size. Just incredible and even now I think about them almost every day.

Also helped that she had the best vag i've ever felt too, by a fucking mile. She was so batshit crazy too, very prole (but hot), but always really nice to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899175)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Overrated sandwich school

Lol "bags of sand" comment from doodikoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48901027)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: talented church building

fuck!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48901086)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: effete fortuitous meteor lodge



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Irradiated senate keepsake machete

there's probably some observation bias where the quality fakes you might not have even noticed they're fake whereas obvious ones feel and look unnatural. and also someone who got gauche fakes is more likely to comment about them whereas someone going for naturals is less likely to volunteer they're fake.

i've heard high quality ones are very good these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899215)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Heady lay

a Q for the bort-certified plastic surgeons: what is the reason that some fake tits feel noticeably colder?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899240)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Very tactful rehab

The feedback is in and clear. Silicone fake tits rule and op should retract/beg for mercy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899363)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Supple pozpig

only if the woman massages them often

or if had a baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899366)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Blue University

I love fake tits fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48900107)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: talented church building

Same

I literally go quasi insane when the possibility of squeezing some presents itself , like some innate carnal instinct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48900256)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Hyperactive Heaven

the firmness is off putting if you're not used to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48904656)