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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Demanding odious toilet seat senate
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Bright beady-eyed tanning salon
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Bistre corner
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Emerald Irradiated Spot
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Red bateful alpha
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
mind-boggling chocolate shrine
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Sickened spectacular crackhouse
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Histrionic Mewling Address Dopamine
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Razzle-dazzle sienna garrison immigrant
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Demanding odious toilet seat senate
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
hilarious buck-toothed sanctuary
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Pungent party of the first part dog poop
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
twisted sick dysfunction personal credit line
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Demanding odious toilet seat senate
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
aquamarine blathering field messiness
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
avocado public bath ceo
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
mischievous ebony native
  06/30/25
cr
Demanding odious toilet seat senate
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
hilarious buck-toothed sanctuary
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
zombie-like incel cruise ship
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
aquamarine blathering field messiness
  06/30/25
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boyish zippy prole office
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
twisted sick dysfunction personal credit line
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
mischievous ebony native
  06/30/25
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At-the-ready pozpig
  07/01/25
*bussy
coral degenerate
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Sickened spectacular crackhouse
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Indecent Weed Whacker
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Soul-stirring twinkling church building pisswyrm
  06/30/25
fuck
twisted sick dysfunction personal credit line
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Indecent Weed Whacker
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Bright beady-eyed tanning salon
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
twisted sick dysfunction personal credit line
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
zombie-like incel cruise ship
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Demanding odious toilet seat senate
  06/30/25
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Blue Trust Fund Faggotry
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Hyperventilating Multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Transparent Bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
High-end set giraffe
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Demanding odious toilet seat senate
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Transparent Bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
boyish zippy prole office
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Transparent Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Arrogant confused parlour lettuce
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Demanding odious toilet seat senate
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
glittery abode
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
fragrant unholy business firm
  06/30/25
tcr
boyish zippy prole office
  07/01/25
just jump
violet angry hospital internal respiration
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Demanding odious toilet seat senate
  06/30/25
...
Opaque Stimulating Wrinkle Brunch
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
appetizing maroon fanboi
  06/30/25
wow
Demanding odious toilet seat senate
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
electric church
  06/30/25
JFC man
Demanding odious toilet seat senate
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Razzle-dazzle sienna garrison immigrant
  06/30/25
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violet angry hospital internal respiration
  06/30/25
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twisted sick dysfunction personal credit line
  06/30/25
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aquamarine blathering field messiness
  06/30/25
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Cordovan excitant new version mother
  06/30/25
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plum temple
  06/30/25
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glittery abode
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
fragrant unholy business firm
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Hyperventilating Multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
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olive wonderful clown trailer park
  07/01/25
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At-the-ready pozpig
  07/01/25
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Brindle French Chef Locus
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
ungodly den affirmative action
  07/01/25
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cracking elastic band keepsake machete
  07/01/25
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Emerald Irradiated Spot
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
mind-boggling chocolate shrine
  06/30/25
bro
Demanding odious toilet seat senate
  06/30/25
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fragrant unholy business firm
  06/30/25
lol
boyish zippy prole office
  07/01/25
...
Exciting mahogany location goyim
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Obsidian up-to-no-good whorehouse
  06/30/25
jfc
Demanding odious toilet seat senate
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
hilarious buck-toothed sanctuary
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Cordovan excitant new version mother
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
plum temple
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
boyish zippy prole office
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Obsidian up-to-no-good whorehouse
  07/01/25
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High-end set giraffe
  07/01/25
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plum temple
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
cracking elastic band keepsake machete
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Cerise stirring hominid place of business
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
zombie-like incel cruise ship
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Demanding odious toilet seat senate
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
twisted sick dysfunction personal credit line
  06/30/25
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Demanding odious toilet seat senate
  07/01/25
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Hairless university
  07/01/25
lol
boyish zippy prole office
  07/01/25
...
violet angry hospital internal respiration
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
vibrant spruce scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
cream school cafeteria
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Azure Sound Barrier
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
misanthropic base
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Violent aqua background story
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Hairless university
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
heady stage
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Demanding odious toilet seat senate
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
boyish zippy prole office
  07/01/25
...
Demanding odious toilet seat senate
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
At-the-ready pozpig
  07/01/25
😟
Magenta national security agency range
  07/01/25
...
Dull frisky heaven
  07/01/25
holy shit
Demanding odious toilet seat senate
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Hairless university
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
adventurous theater brethren
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
cracking elastic band keepsake machete
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Sickened spectacular crackhouse
  07/01/25
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Demanding odious toilet seat senate
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
cracking elastic band keepsake machete
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
cracking elastic band keepsake machete
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
appetizing maroon fanboi
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Sickened spectacular crackhouse
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Demanding odious toilet seat senate
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Flushed Resort
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
At-the-ready pozpig
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
copper bearded parlor feces
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Demanding odious toilet seat senate
  07/06/25
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appetizing maroon fanboi
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Cheese-eating saffron kitty cat
  07/06/25
...
plum temple
  07/06/25
lol
boyish zippy prole office
  07/07/25
wow
Demanding odious toilet seat senate
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Demanding odious toilet seat senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Bright beady-eyed tanning salon

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Bistre corner

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Emerald Irradiated Spot

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Red bateful alpha

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling chocolate shrine

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Sickened spectacular crackhouse

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Histrionic Mewling Address Dopamine

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna garrison immigrant

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Demanding odious toilet seat senate

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: hilarious buck-toothed sanctuary

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Pungent party of the first part dog poop

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: twisted sick dysfunction personal credit line

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Demanding odious toilet seat senate

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: aquamarine blathering field messiness

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: avocado public bath ceo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: mischievous ebony native

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Demanding odious toilet seat senate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: hilarious buck-toothed sanctuary

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: zombie-like incel cruise ship

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: aquamarine blathering field messiness

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: boyish zippy prole office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: twisted sick dysfunction personal credit line

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: mischievous ebony native

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: At-the-ready pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: coral degenerate

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Sickened spectacular crackhouse

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Indecent Weed Whacker

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring twinkling church building pisswyrm

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: twisted sick dysfunction personal credit line

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Indecent Weed Whacker

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Bright beady-eyed tanning salon

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: twisted sick dysfunction personal credit line

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: zombie-like incel cruise ship

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Demanding odious toilet seat senate

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Blue Trust Fund Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Multi-billionaire

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Transparent Bawdyhouse

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: High-end set giraffe

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Demanding odious toilet seat senate

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Transparent Bawdyhouse

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: boyish zippy prole office

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Transparent Bawdyhouse

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Arrogant confused parlour lettuce

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Demanding odious toilet seat senate

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: glittery abode

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: fragrant unholy business firm

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: boyish zippy prole office

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: violet angry hospital internal respiration

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Demanding odious toilet seat senate

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Opaque Stimulating Wrinkle Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: appetizing maroon fanboi

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Demanding odious toilet seat senate

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: electric church

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Demanding odious toilet seat senate

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna garrison immigrant

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: violet angry hospital internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: twisted sick dysfunction personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: aquamarine blathering field messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Cordovan excitant new version mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: plum temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: glittery abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: fragrant unholy business firm

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Multi-billionaire

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: olive wonderful clown trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: At-the-ready pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Brindle French Chef Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: ungodly den affirmative action

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: cracking elastic band keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Emerald Irradiated Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling chocolate shrine

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Demanding odious toilet seat senate

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: fragrant unholy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: boyish zippy prole office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Exciting mahogany location goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Obsidian up-to-no-good whorehouse

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Demanding odious toilet seat senate

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: hilarious buck-toothed sanctuary

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Cordovan excitant new version mother

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: plum temple

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: boyish zippy prole office

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Obsidian up-to-no-good whorehouse

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: High-end set giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: plum temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: cracking elastic band keepsake machete

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Cerise stirring hominid place of business

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: zombie-like incel cruise ship

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Demanding odious toilet seat senate

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: twisted sick dysfunction personal credit line

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Demanding odious toilet seat senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Hairless university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: boyish zippy prole office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: violet angry hospital internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: vibrant spruce scourge upon the earth

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: cream school cafeteria

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Azure Sound Barrier

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: misanthropic base

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Violent aqua background story

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Hairless university

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: heady stage

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Demanding odious toilet seat senate

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: boyish zippy prole office

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Demanding odious toilet seat senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: At-the-ready pozpig

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Magenta national security agency range

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Dull frisky heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Demanding odious toilet seat senate

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Hairless university

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: adventurous theater brethren

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: cracking elastic band keepsake machete

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Sickened spectacular crackhouse

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Demanding odious toilet seat senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: cracking elastic band keepsake machete

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: cracking elastic band keepsake machete

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: appetizing maroon fanboi

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Sickened spectacular crackhouse

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Demanding odious toilet seat senate

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Flushed Resort

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: At-the-ready pozpig

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: copper bearded parlor feces

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Demanding odious toilet seat senate

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: appetizing maroon fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Cheese-eating saffron kitty cat

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: plum temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: boyish zippy prole office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Demanding odious toilet seat senate

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)