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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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slap-happy beady-eyed faggotry station
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
electric hell
  08/28/25
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slap-happy beady-eyed faggotry station
  08/28/25
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Canary plaza hominid
  08/28/25
that's it?
ruby school useless brakes
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
slap-happy beady-eyed faggotry station
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Milky whorehouse
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
ruby school useless brakes
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
razzle lettuce juggernaut
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
talented fighting cruise ship
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
razzle lettuce juggernaut
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
talented fighting cruise ship
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
razzle lettuce juggernaut
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
talented fighting cruise ship
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
Thriller maize trailer park
  08/28/25
Happy?
Multi-colored philosopher-king private investor
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Thriller maize trailer park
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
razzle lettuce juggernaut
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Canary plaza hominid
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
razzle lettuce juggernaut
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Canary plaza hominid
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
mahogany very tactful brethren gas station
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
chartreuse talking location
  08/28/25
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Heady Faggot Firefighter Sanctuary
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Provocative sepia international law enforcement agency area
  08/29/25
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Iridescent Mind-boggling Masturbator
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Dashing mint mood
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Arrogant idiot ceo
  08/29/25
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Heady Faggot Firefighter Sanctuary
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Kink-friendly Cumskin School Cafeteria
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Arrogant idiot ceo
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
talented fighting cruise ship
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Stimulating theater
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
razzle lettuce juggernaut
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Thriller maize trailer park
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Dashing mint mood
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
razzle lettuce juggernaut
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Red Home Ape
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
mischievous pit personal credit line
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Thriller maize trailer park
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Canary plaza hominid
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
razzle lettuce juggernaut
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Arrogant idiot ceo
  09/01/25
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razzle lettuce juggernaut
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Arrogant idiot ceo
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
razzle lettuce juggernaut
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Multi-colored philosopher-king private investor
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Thriller maize trailer park
  09/01/25
?
talented fighting cruise ship
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Rose Resort
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Thriller maize trailer park
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
razzle lettuce juggernaut
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
talented fighting cruise ship
  09/12/25
Yes
razzle lettuce juggernaut
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
talented fighting cruise ship
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
talented fighting cruise ship
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
slap-happy beady-eyed faggotry station
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: slap-happy beady-eyed faggotry station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: electric hell

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: slap-happy beady-eyed faggotry station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Canary plaza hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: ruby school useless brakes

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: slap-happy beady-eyed faggotry station

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Milky whorehouse

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: ruby school useless brakes

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: razzle lettuce juggernaut

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: talented fighting cruise ship

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: razzle lettuce juggernaut

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: talented fighting cruise ship

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: razzle lettuce juggernaut

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: talented fighting cruise ship

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Thriller maize trailer park

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Multi-colored philosopher-king private investor

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Thriller maize trailer park

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: razzle lettuce juggernaut

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Canary plaza hominid

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: razzle lettuce juggernaut

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Canary plaza hominid

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: mahogany very tactful brethren gas station

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: chartreuse talking location

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Heady Faggot Firefighter Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Provocative sepia international law enforcement agency area

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Iridescent Mind-boggling Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Dashing mint mood

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Arrogant idiot ceo

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Heady Faggot Firefighter Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Cumskin School Cafeteria

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Arrogant idiot ceo

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: talented fighting cruise ship

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Stimulating theater

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: razzle lettuce juggernaut

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Thriller maize trailer park

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Dashing mint mood

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: razzle lettuce juggernaut

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Red Home Ape

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: mischievous pit personal credit line

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Thriller maize trailer park

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Canary plaza hominid

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: razzle lettuce juggernaut

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Arrogant idiot ceo

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: razzle lettuce juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Arrogant idiot ceo

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: razzle lettuce juggernaut

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored philosopher-king private investor

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Thriller maize trailer park

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: talented fighting cruise ship

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Rose Resort

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Thriller maize trailer park

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: razzle lettuce juggernaut

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: talented fighting cruise ship

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: razzle lettuce juggernaut

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: talented fighting cruise ship

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: talented fighting cruise ship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: slap-happy beady-eyed faggotry station

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259839)