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UPDATE: I'm going to marry my fat gf

I've been with her for 8 years now. We're going to do a co...
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/27/25
If you worked harder in your 20s you would be fine. Whatever...
mewling piazza police squad
  09/27/25
She's 46 and I'm 52. Not too shabby since I lost everything ...
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/27/25
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Who popped the question
titillating umber school son of senegal
  09/27/25
I never actually proposed. I just told her over the phone, &...
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/27/25
Alpha and romantic
titillating umber school son of senegal
  09/27/25
I emailed her the email of the ring purchase and she replied...
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/27/25
That's sweet but a little bit of effort once in a while goes...
Vivacious office
  09/28/25
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expected TSINAH
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He and the HOG will be perpetual "fiances" like th...
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Some autist good at searching this shitbort should make a &q...
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180 congrats
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TY
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  09/27/25
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180, congrats! Livestream of ceremony for xo? Just make s...
sable kitchen
  09/27/25
There's not even going to be a ceremony. We're probably just...
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/27/25
Ok fine just turn your ring camera to face the bbq. Seri...
sable kitchen
  09/27/25
I have a freshman and and a junior. I'll be retiring as the ...
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/27/25
congrats. and brother, respectfully, she sounds plenty capa...
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  09/27/25
i'll even be respectful and mute my phone
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  09/28/25
Congrats?
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  09/27/25
She's really excited about the wedding, I'm excited to retir...
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/27/25
Can’t really go through something much worse than you ...
sable kitchen
  09/27/25
this is one of the saddest things ive ever read
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  09/27/25
As someone happily married for over 20 years, sounds 180 cr ...
Vivacious office
  09/27/25
Do you ever buttfuck her?
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  09/27/25
you need to review the lore tab on the zozo iOS app
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  09/27/25
I thought I remembered him saying he did, or at least he had
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  09/27/25
First date anal. She's my little anal sex turtle. She showed...
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/27/25
how fat is she? she's just kinda thick, right, and not reall...
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  09/27/25
She played D1 college soccer and was the Gatorade soccer pla...
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/28/25
Man you got me catching feeling rn with that sweet talk
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  09/28/25
Congratulations, brother! Excellent news! So happy for you!
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  09/27/25
180, can we get a stance on Palestine?
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  09/27/25
Laughed out loud but not unreasonable to request
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Personally, I don't care about Palestinians or arabs in gene...
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Also is she even overweight anymore You know you could ju...
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  09/27/25
She wasn’t even that big before tbh. His ex is/was fuc...
sable kitchen
  09/27/25
180
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180 congrats!
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180, man, congratulations. That’s an absolute batch o...
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Congrats!
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Are you cancer free?
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5 years cancer free
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/27/25
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  09/27/25
Meh, if it fails, I'll be fine. She can only get what she br...
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  09/28/25
Congratulations!
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Combined, roughly 5 mm with free healthcare. It's tough to v...
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  09/27/25
How did you get to 5mil as an oil rig worker? I'm thinking f...
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  09/28/25
in the same vein, is this like 4/1 her/you?
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  09/28/25
I'm worth about 3.5, she's worth about 1.5. We each have mil...
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/28/25
Just do it and live life. The people who are miserable in re...
sable kitchen
  09/28/25
I agree. People at work think I'm crazy to give up an easy 2...
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/28/25
Do you work days 14on/14off?
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  09/28/25
Yes, but I also get 3 weeks of PTO a year, so, I actually on...
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/28/25
Seems difficult to give up this form of a sinecure at that s...
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We will have more disposable income in retirement than we cu...
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/28/25
He's not alone now because his kids are still in school and ...
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  09/28/25
I have a rich inner life
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/28/25
I sure hope so because you get a certain amount of socializa...
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  09/28/25
I'm never going to work another day in my life. Between ...
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/28/25
If you’re smart that is not even remotely hard to do d...
Zombie-like regret
  09/29/25
Lmao, tell us more about losing everything
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  09/29/25
Congratulations, Dirte. Come visit in Phoenix in the winter...
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  09/28/25
Friend, I would love to meet up with you. GF and I were just...
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/28/25
Email me if you come to town. We are usually there in Jan-mi...
Carnelian location toaster
  09/28/25
awesome! Got it!
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/28/25
We all need to know. How fat is she?
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  09/27/25
I believe he has referred to her on many an occasion as an &...
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  09/28/25
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  09/27/25
Can't wait for your swinger arc How's the sex life? Any ...
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  09/27/25
Was that really 8 years ago??!!
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  09/28/25
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  09/28/25
:( time flies. Those posts were great reads. And now that wo...
sable kitchen
  09/28/25
Fat GF found the postcard from that trip in my junk drawer a...
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/28/25
remind us what it says
Fiercely-loyal Embarrassed To The Bone Senate Tank
  09/28/25
Something about "Hey! My name is Annie, I'm in room X, ...
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  09/28/25
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  09/28/25
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  09/28/25
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  09/29/25
zomg i remember that
Rambunctious milk
  09/30/25
Post pic of fat gf and exwife
burgundy liquid oxygen
  09/28/25
Happy for you, brother
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  09/28/25
what's his name??
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  09/28/25
Congrats man. You realize you're going to start spending inf...
cheese-eating crimson immigrant skinny woman
  09/28/25
How often do you reminisce over fucking her ass within an ho...
bossy cruise ship
  09/28/25
Not too often. During my Tinder days, it became a common occ...
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/28/25
are you just that big of a chad? heavy drinking? a little o...
emerald irate public bath
  09/28/25
I'm not even attractive. For some reason, I've never struggl...
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/28/25
cr, ty
emerald irate public bath
  09/28/25
bravo
Fiercely-loyal Embarrassed To The Bone Senate Tank
  09/28/25
how often do you fuck your gf's ass now?
Chocolate irradiated national fat ankles
  09/28/25
Rarely. Maybe a couple times a year when we're both really h...
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/29/25
how does this even come up? You two get hammered and then s...
Chocolate irradiated national fat ankles
  10/01/25
Your my hero and I am glad you are well. Are you staying in ...
bossy cruise ship
  10/01/25
congratulations!
Rambunctious milk
  09/28/25
Thanks
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/28/25
180
sapphire vigorous hell clown
  09/28/25
Congrats brother, you know where to go for the honeymoon!
Big Sepia Kitty Ladyboy
  09/29/25
For sure! Are you back there, or are you still lawing?
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/29/25
congrats man!
autistic garnet masturbator
  09/29/25
Thank you, brother
razzmatazz lemon windowlicker
  09/29/25
How fat is she really / how bad does her pussy smell
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  10/01/25


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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

I've been with her for 8 years now.

We're going to do a courthouse wedding in early December, to maximize tax benefits.

She's going to sell her house, pay off mine and we're both going to retire this next year. This will be her last year of teaching, and my last year of spending half the year away at work in the arctic.

Life is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308043)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: mewling piazza police squad

If you worked harder in your 20s you would be fine. Whatever though best outcome for a 30s mo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308044)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

She's 46 and I'm 52. Not too shabby since I lost everything in my divorce a little over a decade ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308058)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: territorial low-t theater ape

Gen X: The Poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308124)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: appetizing bespoke heaven



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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Lascivious cordovan stage



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Frisky coffee pot



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: pink thriller church building hunting ground



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: jade site pozpig



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:24 AM
Author: Zombie-like regret



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Embarrassed To The Bone Senate Tank



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: wonderful insane casino factory reset button



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: provocative misunderstood electric furnace dingle berry



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: sapphire vigorous hell clown



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: outnumbered striped hyena stain



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: titillating umber school son of senegal

Who popped the question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308046)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

I never actually proposed. I just told her over the phone, "so, I bought that ring, we should probably do this before year end."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308061)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: titillating umber school son of senegal

Alpha and romantic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308105)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

I emailed her the email of the ring purchase and she replied: "I accept :)"

Second marriages are generally less romantic and more pragmatic. I haven't felt butterflies since my twenties.

Even though it sounds sad, I'm actually really happy and content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308247)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Vivacious office

That's sweet but a little bit of effort once in a while goes a long way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308527)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: geriatric house prole

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: cracking costumed blood rage



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: trip ruddy trailer park

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: mind-boggling hairy legs market



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: excitant infuriating university

expected TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308050)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Avocado Box Office Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308149)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: appetizing bespoke heaven

He and the HOG will be perpetual "fiances" like the black people he disdains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308193)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: excitant infuriating university



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:09 AM
Author: Avocado Box Office Nowag

Some autist good at searching this shitbort should make a "FAILED TURNING POINTS OF TSINAH'S ENGAGEMENT" thread. Their wedding and babby has been six months away for three years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308641)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Sienna Spectacular Party Of The First Part Yarmulke

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling hairy legs market



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: magenta cuckoldry

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308056)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308064)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling hairy legs market



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: sable kitchen

180, congrats!

Livestream of ceremony for xo? Just make sure it’s not during an EPAH hearing or ragnus job interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308062)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

There's not even going to be a ceremony. We're probably just going to have a BBQ and have a few friends over. Far more pragmatic than romantic at our ages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308069)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: sable kitchen

Ok fine just turn your ring camera to face the bbq.

Serious congrats - hope things are good all around. Your kids in HS now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308075)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

I have a freshman and and a junior. I'll be retiring as the older one is graduating and the younger is entering junior year. Both of their college accounts are fully funded. The youngest has eyes on service academies. She was running DII college times as an 8th grader in track, but you just never know what's going to happen to girls bodies as they develop. Her genetics are narrow hips and small boobs. Great for a runner, not great for giving me grandbabies one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308244)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: emerald irate public bath

congrats. and brother, respectfully, she sounds plenty capable of giving you grandchildren. service academies seem like an interesting environment for a woman, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308830)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling hairy legs market



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Aqua arousing death wish sandwich

i'll even be respectful and mute my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308854)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Zombie-like regret

Congrats?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308065)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

She's really excited about the wedding, I'm excited to retire. We keep running the numbers and scenarios and we don't see why we're still working.

I do love her, and she loves me, but it's more about compatibility and compromise. She takes care of me and is really fun to be around.

We're looking forward to traveling in the winter for months once my youngest graduates in two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308072)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: sable kitchen

Can’t really go through something much worse than you did, so she passes the test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308076)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: excitant infuriating university

this is one of the saddest things ive ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308077)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Vivacious office

As someone happily married for over 20 years, sounds 180 cr to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308245)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: Hyperventilating cocky cumskin lettuce

Do you ever buttfuck her?

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: at-the-ready odious azn

you need to review the lore tab on the zozo iOS app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308089)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Hyperventilating cocky cumskin lettuce

I thought I remembered him saying he did, or at least he had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308101)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

First date anal. She's my little anal sex turtle. She showed up in her ratchet motorhome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308233)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Hyperventilating cocky cumskin lettuce

how fat is she? she's just kinda thick, right, and not really fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308326)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

She played D1 college soccer and was the Gatorade soccer player of the year in hs. She has skinny wrists and ankles, but a little bit of a gut. I was once a really good athlete, but nobody would ever guess that looking at me now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309158)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: bossy cruise ship

Man you got me catching feeling rn with that sweet talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308853)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: clear chapel round eye

Congratulations, brother! Excellent news! So happy for you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308097)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Galvanic abode

180, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308099)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: underhanded white roast beef wrinkle

Laughed out loud but not unreasonable to request

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308104)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

Personally, I don't care about Palestinians or arabs in general, but what Israel is doing and has done is nothing short of evil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308236)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: geriatric house prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309172)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: sapphire vigorous hell clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309933)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: Rambunctious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49313714)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: titillating umber school son of senegal

Also is she even overweight anymore

You know you could just put her on ozempic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308108)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: sable kitchen

She wasn’t even that big before tbh. His ex is/was fucking hot, so the bar was set extremely high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308160)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: sinister adventurous gunner plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308122)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: bateful school cafeteria

180 congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308145)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: hot milky sound barrier step-uncle's house

180, man, congratulations. That’s an absolute batch of good news all at once. Things falling into place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308147)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Walnut erotic deer antler

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308152)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Electric Mahogany Space Mediation

Are you cancer free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308161)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

5 years cancer free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308238)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: coral spot pistol

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308551)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Electric Mahogany Space Mediation

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309358)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: impressive travel guidebook organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49310191)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: soggy mildly autistic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308168)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: appetizing bespoke heaven

DON'T DO IT.

I'm 100% fucking serious. You fell for it once, don't do this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308195)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Zombie-like regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308213)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

Meh, if it fails, I'll be fine. She can only get what she brought into the marriage and we have a prenup. If it fails, I'll just move to Thailand and live like a king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308240)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Embarrassed To The Bone Senate Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309152)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Vivacious office

Congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308248)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: cracking costumed blood rage

Congrats!

Net worth? I'm getting closer to my net worth exceeding 33x my annual spend, but feel nervous about that being enough to retire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308296)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

Combined, roughly 5 mm with free healthcare. It's tough to value inflation adjusted pensions though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308307)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: burgundy liquid oxygen

How did you get to 5mil as an oil rig worker? I'm thinking for me 5mil might also be the retirement number. At that level could live off qqqi and btci

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308633)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: emerald irate public bath

in the same vein, is this like 4/1 her/you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308835)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

I'm worth about 3.5, she's worth about 1.5. We each have million dollar homes with mortgages around 250 each. Homes purchased much cheaper around 2010. She has a teacher's pension of $4,200 a month, my Tax free VA disability check is $4,500. I'm guessing her pension is worth around 1.1mm, and my VA is about 1.5 mm. My 401k is currently around 1.4 mm. I probably have 600K in vehicles, boats, guns, etc. Neither of us have any debt, and we both have free healthcare. Kids college is paid for. I'm sure I'm missing something, but we're fine and can live on the pension income alone. I know I'm just an oilfield worker, but I've averaged about 250-300K a year for the last decade. Certainly not wealthy, but it's afforded me a really good lifestyle.

If anyone can think of a reason why I shouldn't retire, let me know. I get zero satisfaction from working and would be much more fulfilled by enjoying my hobbies. Fat GF will probably substitute teach whenever she feels like it. I'm not sure how we stack up to many other retirees, but I'd imagine we're in the top 10% of all retirees. I'm literally the dumbest poaster to ever contribute here, so I don't know how I ended up with a top 10% outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309179)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: sable kitchen

Just do it and live life. The people who are miserable in retirement are those who have no hobbies or are alone. You are neither of these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309190)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

I agree. People at work think I'm crazy to give up an easy 250K job where we only work half the year. I just tell them that I'm good financially, and I'm ready to start living. The two big issues most people have retiring early is the 10% penalty for 401K/IRA withdrawals and healthcare cost. I have neither of those worries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309196)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: burgundy liquid oxygen

Do you work days 14on/14off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309368)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

Yes, but I also get 3 weeks of PTO a year, so, I actually only end up working about 4.5 months a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309462)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: French diverse home

Seems difficult to give up this form of a sinecure at that salary and your gf is presumably accustomed to the living arrangement

But you should retire, congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309484)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

We will have more disposable income in retirement than we currently have, after combining households. Sinecure be damned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309508)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant Shrine Faggotry

He's not alone now because his kids are still in school and living under his roof.

The day is quickly coming where this will no longer be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309416)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

I have a rich inner life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309466)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant Shrine Faggotry

I sure hope so because you get a certain amount of socialization from your work too. That's gonna be gone.

Kids gone, coworkers gone. Just you and your fat wife.

The trouble with retiring early is that you might realize that your lack of productivity is causing problems but you're going to be *extremely* hesitant to go back to work. Because working does in fact suck. And you're not going to want to go back because you're not going to make as much because of dat resume gap.

Not saying you shouldn't quit that oilfield stuff because that doesn't seem like something that a reasonably wealthy aging cancer survivor should be beating himself up with. But I do think you should give a ton of thought as to how you can do things that will maintain a sense of accomplishment. And unless you're going to dive pretty hard into volunteerism, that means work.

IIRC you have an accounting background. Maybe hang a shingle and do tax? The weather is fairly shit from January to April so it's not like you're gonna spend a ton of time outside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309570)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

I'm never going to work another day in my life.

Between Men's beer league hockey, men's night golf, fishing trips, skiing, apres skiing, and traveling, I don't think I'll want for any more socialization than I already get. My home is on a very social lake where we're basically drinking at the fire/pontooning every evening and playing on jetskis and ski boats all day.

Fat GF and I also have a pretty deep bucket list of things we want to do: Spring training AZ & FL, Kentucky Derby, Fenway, sailing, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49310155)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Zombie-like regret

If you’re smart that is not even remotely hard to do during a time period where the stock market 5x’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49311033)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Zombie-like regret

Lmao, tell us more about losing everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49311030)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Carnelian location toaster

Congratulations, Dirte. Come visit in Phoenix in the winter. Oh, if it doesn’t work out Tommy T will be waiting for you in Thailand. You can replicate that first date anal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308332)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: comical roommate sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308498)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: bossy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308846)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

Friend, I would love to meet up with you. GF and I were just talking about heading to AZ for some spring training games. Also, my cousin is dating a star on the Diamondbacks, we thought that would be a fun time getting to meet him and catching a game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309189)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Carnelian location toaster

Email me if you come to town. We are usually there in Jan-mid April and a little in Nov-Dec. Moniker@gmail



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309897)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

awesome! Got it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49310190)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: laughsome theater stage water buffalo

We all need to know. How fat is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308344)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: bossy cruise ship

I believe he has referred to her on many an occasion as an "absolute unit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308841)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: emerald irate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308463)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Opaque federal orchestra pit

Can't wait for your swinger arc

How's the sex life? Any kinky stuff? Your stories of getting laid in Hawaii were the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308478)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Primrose Multi-colored Corner Brethren

Was that really 8 years ago??!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308550)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: brindle stag film voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309169)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: sable kitchen

:( time flies. Those posts were great reads. And now that woman he tagged on the Maui hotel balcony has been married for 8 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309187)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

Fat GF found the postcard from that trip in my junk drawer and had a lot of questions. I'm never getting rid of that postcard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309204)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Embarrassed To The Bone Senate Tank

remind us what it says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309443)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

Something about "Hey! My name is Annie, I'm in room X, your kids are adorable, if you want to hang out, my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309474)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: emerald irate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309498)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Embarrassed To The Bone Senate Tank

ah yeah

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309538)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: provocative misunderstood electric furnace dingle berry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309883)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: aphrodisiac weed whacker corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49311048)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Rambunctious milk

zomg i remember that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49313715)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:15 AM
Author: burgundy liquid oxygen

Post pic of fat gf and exwife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308634)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: comical roommate sweet tailpipe

Happy for you, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308500)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Bipolar Famous Landscape Painting Hospital

what's his name??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308703)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: cheese-eating crimson immigrant skinny woman

Congrats man. You realize you're going to start spending infinitely more time together once you're both retired? That could change the dynamic quite a bit. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308813)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: bossy cruise ship

How often do you reminisce over fucking her ass within an hour of meeting her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308838)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

Not too often. During my Tinder days, it became a common occurrence. I lost a lot of respect for women in general that few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309183)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: emerald irate public bath

are you just that big of a chad? heavy drinking? a little of both? like how do you even do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309501)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

I'm not even attractive. For some reason, I've never struggled with women and have always outrun my coverage. Maybe it's aura, maybe it's confidence, maybe it's just dumb luck, I'm not sure. None of my close friends get it either. I think mostly it's because I'm not a pussy, and I'm not afraid to approach women. Rejection has never phased me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309513)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: emerald irate public bath

cr, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309528)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Embarrassed To The Bone Senate Tank

bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309539)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Chocolate irradiated national fat ankles

how often do you fuck your gf's ass now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309866)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

Rarely. Maybe a couple times a year when we're both really hammered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49311454)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Chocolate irradiated national fat ankles

how does this even come up? You two get hammered and then she asks your to fuck her ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49317623)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: bossy cruise ship

Your my hero and I am glad you are well. Are you staying in Alaska permanently?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49317767)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Rambunctious milk

congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309473)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309478)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: sapphire vigorous hell clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309935)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Big Sepia Kitty Ladyboy

Congrats brother, you know where to go for the honeymoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49312851)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

For sure! Are you back there, or are you still lawing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49312882)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: autistic garnet masturbator

congrats man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49312905)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon windowlicker

Thank you, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49312920)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Honey-headed rigpig scourge upon the earth

How fat is she really / how bad does her pussy smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49317649)