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Most unrealistic part of Sopranos
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Date: February 14th, 2026 8:47 AM Author: rusted point new version When they had meetings or were at the strip club in the morning there were always strippers dancing and it was pumping. No place in Jersey or in the tri state area for that matter allow strip clubs to be open that early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49670071) |
Date: February 14th, 2026 9:03 AM Author: Cerise soul-stirring whorehouse gaming laptop The Bada Bing was also immaculately clean and the girls looked straight from Central Casting, not strippers at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49670077) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 9:27 AM Author: Orange ticket booth tattoo Tracee’s perfect naked body was one of the best things in the entire series (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49670103) |
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Date: February 16th, 2026 10:08 PM Author: cyan area trust fund She’s on instagram now. Body looks great still. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49675106) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 10:53 AM Author: violent church building hairy legs Yeah, that was more unrealistic than the opening in the morning thing. Strip clubs are always dirty and disgusting, even the nice ones, and they were in Totowa or Clifton or some North Jersey shithole like that. And even hot strippers look a little “off,” not like actresses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49670179) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 11:26 AM Author: Orange ticket booth tattoo Most of the strippers were ugly and danced terribly. That’s what made Tracee so exceptional - pretty face and huge perky naturals. The other strippers had ugly faces and hideous bolt ons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49670219) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 11:50 AM Author: Fragrant Ebony Step-uncle's House Sex Offender cr. needed braces but otherwise "a thoroughbred" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49670251) |
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Date: February 16th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: fear-inspiring boyish dilemma kitty weirdly, she did almost no acting after she played Tracee https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1068588/?ref_=fn_t_1 |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 9:08 AM Author: concupiscible institution Carmella's jewish therapist refused to take her money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49670083) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 11:13 AM Author: twinkling offensive locale tioctcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49670197) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 11:15 AM Author: cerebral gay wizard could just be the "if youre not paying you are the product" strategy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49670201) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 9:17 AM Author: mint pocket flask wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49670097) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 11:20 AM Author: Lascivious honey-headed address black woman first service in Lodi is 6am. most strip clubs in NJ open at noon.
tony doesn't seem like a guy who is getting up to hold court at 7am.
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Date: February 14th, 2026 11:23 AM Author: bronze racy hissy fit Satin Dolls actually opens at 11am IRL. Probably opened earlier before the pandemic and the minimum wage increase. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49670209) |
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Date: February 16th, 2026 11:55 AM Author: Autistic stage hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49673900) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 11:34 AM Author: Beady-eyed dingle berry Something that struck me watching it again in middle age, is that Tony is always sleeping late and Carmella is resentful and trying to wake him up.
Seems like the dude woke up around 11 AM most days
To be fair, he usually missed family dinner, or if he ate at home, he went back to work till 12 or 1 AM |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 11:52 AM Author: nofapping chad cr if there’s one thing the mafia is known for it’s following laws (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49670253) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 12:02 PM Author: bronze racy hissy fit Sounds like they need to hire more compliance attorneys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49670269) |
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Date: February 16th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: Henna Candlestick Maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49674001) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 2:14 PM Author: scarlet appetizing prole ? yeah other than that it was totally believable. A mob boss is gonna go talk to a shrink? Madonn' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49670557) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 4:09 PM Author: Navy round eye nowag the most unrealistic thing was the tons of violent crimes they all comitted in broad daylight that were seemingly never investigated by anyone.
guys in my high school used to literally curb stomp people at dinner in little italy all the time it was nbd |
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Date: February 15th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Supple regret Nobody wants to testify against mobsters; they show this explicitly with the Matt Bevilaqua murder investigation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49672345) |
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Date: February 15th, 2026 3:46 PM Author: Navy round eye nowag you wouldn't even need any witnesses with all the obvious forensic evidence left behind.
don't want to split hairs too much about a tv show--the point is really that they committed tons of crimes in broad daylight and seemed to show no concern with covering their tracks or ever being caught. That isn't how the mob operated. |
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Date: February 15th, 2026 5:57 PM Author: Lascivious honey-headed address black woman https://time.com/archive/6705887/trial-and-terror-a-victims-memory-is-mugged/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49672683) |
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Date: February 16th, 2026 11:59 AM Author: Autistic stage hunting ground Chase has admitted that they had dramatic, broad daylight scenes of violence, often with Tony involved to increase the excitement and drama. The scene at the end of the series where they shoot Sil and then the motorcyclist crashes into the highway causing a massive pileup in front of the Bing was Chase's way of bashing his audience for their lust for blood and silly action scenes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49673913) |
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Date: February 17th, 2026 9:34 PM Author: Trip patrolman stag film Paulie and Chris shooting the waiter in Atlantic City then just leaving him there and paulie was just like don’t worry no one knows us down there. Like they wouldn’t have figured out he had just waited on a table full of mafia capos and there wouldn’t be any surveillance footage anywhere and also that the restaurant got stiffed on the check. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49676917) |
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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:08 AM Author: maga penis Also in season 1 how Sil and Tony were all set to murder the kid diddler soccer coach even though they clearly would be considered suspects for M1 (probably Artie too) and all the kids on the team/parents knew about him banging the star player and the obvious motive they had and also he had Chris and Paulie fucking with him for days before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49885259) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 8:33 PM Author: scarlet appetizing prole also it's unlikely that moltisanti is pulling adriana, but not totally unheard of (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49671379) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 8:56 PM Author: rusted point new version Height wise?
As an Italian though I’ll tell you women don’t care as much about height than they do in other cultures. I never knew height was a thing until I came on XO and noticed the Asians use it as their excuse why they can’t get women (as opposed to being Asian lol) and full whites who are balding or something. Of course all the single wifeless tall men who are too good to get married because they’re too busy running through all the hot chicks but for some reason no proof is provided
Thats why Italians stay with Italian women or Latina chicks. |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 8:59 PM Author: scarlet appetizing prole on the show he seems plenty tall enough imo. but googling it says imperioli is 5'8. i mean his character is just kind of whiny and soft. but i guess he has the devil may care/rebel thing going on, and he's sort of pretty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49671452) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 9:01 PM Author: rusted point new version He’s like 5’7 irl I think. I’m 5’9 and met him IRL and towered over him. But in the show he was clearly short. When he stood next to Tony especially. But Italians are different that way. If you’re jacked and short within reason (5’9-5’11) you’ll land some 5’1 Italian chick people think of as “hot.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49671456) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 10:59 PM Author: scarlet appetizing prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49671635) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 11:11 PM Author: Lascivious honey-headed address black woman here he is with the 5'9" F Murray Abraham (bald vs spiked hair):
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Date: February 14th, 2026 9:47 PM Author: Titillating home Nah she was a retarded Prole Italian chick who worked as a hostess when they met.
He has Prole prestige as a mafia associated guy. Not that unrealistic. Although she definitely would have cheated on him IRL. |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 10:59 PM Author: scarlet appetizing prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49671634) |
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Date: February 15th, 2026 6:16 PM Author: violent church building hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49672698) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 8:38 PM Author: Elite unhinged tanning salon also, 98% of the strippers at Badabing were trannies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49671388) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 9:03 PM Author: rusted point new version This. No idea what the XOers are saying above. Besides Tracie they were all hideous with bolt ons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49671459) |
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Date: February 16th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy alpha mental disorder XO Tracee had GOAT cans (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49673992) |
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Date: February 16th, 2026 10:10 PM Author: Navy round eye nowag lol wasn't there bort content where you added the actress who played her as a friend on fb? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49675109) |
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Date: February 15th, 2026 2:52 AM Author: lake crackhouse goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49671830) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 9:22 PM Author: slimy pink faggotry the most unrealistic part, imo, is that a successful crew could have its second rank with Paulie, Christopher, etc. they were mid-IQ fuckups. great for comedy but not believable as a successful outfit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49671486) |
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Date: February 14th, 2026 11:25 PM Author: Fragrant Ebony Step-uncle's House Sex Offender a Clique thing imo. reminds me of that scene in office space where theyre trying to figure out how to launder money and michael bolton(Nerd) rants about "stupid neanderthal mafia guys" being good at crime while theyre smart yet still suck at it
definitely great comedy characters though. sopranos is probably the funniest show ive watched |
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Date: February 15th, 2026 2:52 AM Author: lake crackhouse goyim Jersey? They’re a glorified crew! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49671831) |
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Date: February 15th, 2026 1:37 PM Author: Flushed macaca jewess if you read about the modern mafia, it's pretty clear it's full of low IQmos. anyone with half a brain would be doing something else without the substantial legal risk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49672372) |
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Date: February 15th, 2026 6:35 PM Author: Titillating home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49672708) |
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Date: February 16th, 2026 10:05 PM Author: Supple regret Early on, Paulie wasn't a captain and Chris wasn't even made; the fact that they end up being important showed how far the family had fallen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49675098) |
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Date: February 15th, 2026 3:47 PM Author: Odious goal in life Meadow asking for meth to help her study bullshit HS classes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49672520) |
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Date: February 15th, 2026 3:52 PM Author: Elite unhinged tanning salon hmmm, lets see...coffee, Red Bull, or crystal meth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49672523) |
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Date: February 15th, 2026 4:17 PM Author: rusted point new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49672551) |
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Date: February 15th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Pale Reading Party Property The Massive G episode was so bad it almost ruins the show. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49672554) |
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Date: February 16th, 2026 11:42 AM Author: Supple regret AJ becoming the defensive captain of his football team (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49673887) |
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Date: February 19th, 2026 7:54 AM Author: Comical Pungent Dysfunction Laser Beams is it THAT much of a stretch if you have mobbed up boys on the team? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49679742) |
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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:15 AM Author: maga penis they tried to forcememe him as a Big Kid like a young Tony but he grew up to be a twink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49885264) |
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Date: February 16th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: electric circlehead travel guidebook Sopranos is a comedy, not drama. the point is heightened reality. "unrealistic" doesnt really apply. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49673983) |
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Date: February 16th, 2026 10:32 PM Author: Heady vermilion party of the first part I love watching ugly, fat, old, dimwitted, uninteresting and unpleasant Italian men fuck around in New Jersey, what a cinematic masterpiece (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49675121) |
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Date: February 16th, 2026 11:05 PM Author: mustard infuriating jew Soapranos is a drama, not a tragedy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49675148) |
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Date: February 16th, 2026 11:07 PM Author: avocado drunken library It was also full nude with a bar that serves alcohol which is not allowed in NJ. IRL Satin Dolls is a bikini bar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49675149) |
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Date: February 17th, 2026 3:33 PM Author: rusted point new version Lmao I know been there. You can get touchy though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49676238) |
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Date: February 17th, 2026 8:58 PM Author: avocado drunken library Of course but the girls can’t walk around with their tits and pussies on display. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49676857) |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 9:26 PM Author: rusted point new version Sometimes a little bit of fresh leg is all a man needs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49679243) |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 10:17 AM Author: Trip patrolman stag film Topless, not nude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49677573) |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 10:39 AM Author: avocado drunken library still not permitted in NJ if you serve alcohol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49677620) |
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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: Lascivious honey-headed address black woman The AC boardwalk BYOB strip club with the attached liquor store always makes me laugh at the stupidity of government
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Date: February 18th, 2026 9:26 PM Author: rusted point new version This lmao. This was my bachelor party unfortunately the one in AC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49679245) |
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Date: February 19th, 2026 7:24 AM Author: avocado drunken library Bare exposure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49679720) |
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Date: February 19th, 2026 9:26 AM Author: Lascivious honey-headed address black woman always preferred Delilah's Den even though it wasn't full nude. the girls were generally good looking and pleasant. shitty that it is gone and BX is all that's left.
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Date: February 19th, 2026 12:55 PM Author: avocado drunken library was there a delilah's in AC? I knew there was one in the shore area and also in Manville at the old Frank's Chicken House location. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49680290) |
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Date: February 19th, 2026 1:14 PM Author: Lascivious honey-headed address black woman yeah was about a block from BX. attached to the deli, across the street from the convention center annex. died during covid lockdowns.
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Date: February 18th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: Trip patrolman stag film yea i figured that. i just wanted to make a julia reference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49678077) |
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Date: February 19th, 2026 7:25 AM Author: Underhanded Jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49679721) |
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Date: February 19th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: Odious goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834783&forum_id=2#49680321) |