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Women, what if your BF threatened you with DMX lyrics?
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:08 PM Author: ultramarine haunting parlour old irish cottage He never actually hurt you, and was in all regards a superb boyfriend.
But sometimes, when he got mad, he'd threaten you using lyrics from rapper DMX.
For instance, you once got into an argument over where to have dinner, and he told you "First of all, you ain't rapped long enough to be fuckin with me, and you, you ain't strong enough - so whatever it is you puffin' on that got you think you Superman, I got the Kryptonite - should I smack you with my dick and the mic?"
He didn't do anything to you after that, and the argument ended amicably.
Another time, you criticized his dangerous dirtbike racing style, and he tells you "I'm not a nice person! - I mean I'd smack the shit out you twice, dog, and that's BEFORE I start cursin'!"
Again, nothing much happens afterwards.
He is British, btw. |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:11 PM Author: Painfully honest headpube range Grandma wishin your soul's at rest but it's hard to digest with the size of the hole in your chest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861922) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:13 PM Author: ultramarine haunting parlour old irish cottage Listen, yo' ass is about to be missin' - you know who gon' find you? Some old man fishin'!
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:29 PM Author: Multi-colored Chest-beating Pervert Hissy Fit i could kill your ass in many ways watch ya die slow without so much as a blink leave you in ur crib till your neighbours notice the stink |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:31 PM Author: Saffron Wonderful Quadroon Market I got blood on my hands w/ no remorse I got blood on my dick cause I fucked the corpse |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:13 PM Author: Cracking bronze trust fund meetinghouse 181! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861937) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:14 PM Author: hairraiser bossy philosopher-king 120. thanks for ruining a promising thread faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861943) |
Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:09 PM Author: Vibrant School Cafeteria Athletic Conference 180.5 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861917) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:11 PM Author: hairraiser bossy philosopher-king your best post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861924) |
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Date: May 8th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: nubile nibblets Sort of a rip-off of a Chuck Klosterman bit.
"You meet the perfect person. Romantically, this person is ideal: You find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compasionate. However, they have one quirk: This individual is obsessed with Jim Henson's gothic puppet fantasy The Dark Crystal. Beyond watching it on DVD at least once a month, he/she peppers casual conversation with Dark Crystal references, uses Dark Crystal analogies to explain everyday events, and occasionally likes to talk intently about the film's "deeper philosophy."
Would this be enough to stop you from marrying this individual?" |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:15 PM Author: chocolate out-of-control marketing idea office :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861946) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 6:46 PM Author: ultramarine haunting parlour old irish cottage ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7867559) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:19 PM Author: Charismatic slippery faggotry is this really the first time this has been posted? it seems vaguely familiar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868034) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:21 PM Author: ultramarine haunting parlour old irish cottage Gogol Ganguly started a "Post DMX lyrics" thread earlier this year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868047) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 7:13 PM Author: cowardly yellow home lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7867661) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:15 PM Author: Multi-colored Chest-beating Pervert Hissy Fit pleasant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868007) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:24 PM Author: cruel-hearted dopamine PREACHER TELLING THE TRUTH AND IT HURTS!
this is an all time classic post |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:32 PM Author: Lime Titillating Garrison Deer Antler Fucking awesome. I especially love the British addition at the end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868105) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:39 PM Author: Effete Den Since I actually know the lyrics to at least that one DMX song I would probably respond in kind.
Then I'd hump him. |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:45 PM Author: contagious idiotic corn cake hell i just threw up a little in my mouth. given your ugliness, please avoid all sexual topics. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868194) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:20 PM Author: Effete Den Fuck you.
I'm the original xoxo slut. Ugly or not, I get to hump. |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:47 PM Author: Charismatic slippery faggotry i predict some dirty rough humping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868202) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:19 PM Author: bespoke rehab idiot nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868774) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 12:31 AM Author: bespoke rehab idiot it creeps me out to see my old posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9470879) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:23 PM Author: Effete Den this just inspired me to listen to the only dmx song i have on my computer. thnx. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868806) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:25 PM Author: self-centered grizzly pocket flask I'd secretly film him. If we ever broke up, I'd post all the tapes on YouTube. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868827) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:27 PM Author: Painfully honest headpube range We have to find someone to do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868834) |
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Date: May 8th, 2007 2:39 PM Author: Multi-colored Chest-beating Pervert Hissy Fit When you in the house you play by house 2 words you'll never here again are house lose And that's house choose it aint gonna be that Cause I can't see that
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Date: May 8th, 2007 3:35 PM Author: Avocado sneaky criminal I'd have to pop a cap in his ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#8084928) |
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Date: May 8th, 2007 4:16 PM Author: amethyst water buffalo property lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#8085184) |
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Date: December 1st, 2007 1:40 PM Author: buck-toothed supple temple famous landscape painting underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#8960361) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:06 AM Author: twinkling useless brakes mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9431970) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:15 AM Author: misanthropic razzle step-uncle's house hairy legs Thank you sir, this may be the greatest thread I've ever seen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9431986) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:13 AM Author: Opaque Point Crotch Holy shit, he would easily be the most perfect man ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9431983) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:16 AM Author: Cyan abode doctorate This thread is a great companion piece to Beta's gf thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9431987) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 12:27 AM Author: Exciting Main People (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9470862) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 12:32 AM Author: purple dashing new version center I BEEN DOING THIS FOR 19 YEARS WANNA FIGHT ME? FIGHT THESE TEARS |
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Date: April 10th, 2008 11:04 AM Author: Multi-colored Chest-beating Pervert Hissy Fit He is British, btw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9606466) |
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Date: April 10th, 2008 11:14 AM Author: harsh sweet tailpipe shrine Timely bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9606483) |
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Date: April 10th, 2008 12:22 PM Author: diverse elastic band Why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9606693) |
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Date: April 10th, 2008 11:26 AM Author: Vermilion Impressive Locale Goal In Life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9606512) |
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Date: April 10th, 2008 12:37 PM Author: Bright stubborn pit coffee pot this thread needs chick input, but 176 otherwise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9606719) |
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Date: April 10th, 2008 12:39 PM Author: bistre rigor orchestra pit Dump him. Buy gun. Carry it everywhere. |
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Date: June 17th, 2008 1:59 PM Author: misanthropic razzle step-uncle's house hairy legs All I know is pain All I feel is rain How can I maintain, with madd shit on my brain I resort to violence, my niggaz move in silence Like you don't know what are style is New York niggaz the wildest |
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Date: June 17th, 2008 2:03 PM Author: Heady Crystalline Place Of Business 170 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9899283) |
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Date: June 17th, 2008 2:33 PM Author: misanthropic razzle step-uncle's house hairy legs Look what you dun started, Asked for it, you got it had it, should have shot it Now your dearly departed Get at me dog, did I rip shit with this one here I flip shit Niggaz know when I kick shit It's gonna be some slick shit |
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