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Women, what if your BF threatened you with DMX lyrics?
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:08 PM Author: saffron haunted graveyard He never actually hurt you, and was in all regards a superb boyfriend.
But sometimes, when he got mad, he'd threaten you using lyrics from rapper DMX.
For instance, you once got into an argument over where to have dinner, and he told you "First of all, you ain't rapped long enough to be fuckin with me, and you, you ain't strong enough - so whatever it is you puffin' on that got you think you Superman, I got the Kryptonite - should I smack you with my dick and the mic?"
He didn't do anything to you after that, and the argument ended amicably.
Another time, you criticized his dangerous dirtbike racing style, and he tells you "I'm not a nice person! - I mean I'd smack the shit out you twice, dog, and that's BEFORE I start cursin'!"
Again, nothing much happens afterwards.
He is British, btw. |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:11 PM Author: laughsome anal volcanic crater Grandma wishin your soul's at rest but it's hard to digest with the size of the hole in your chest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861922) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:13 PM Author: saffron haunted graveyard Listen, yo' ass is about to be missin' - you know who gon' find you? Some old man fishin'!
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:29 PM Author: French pearl native i could kill your ass in many ways watch ya die slow without so much as a blink leave you in ur crib till your neighbours notice the stink |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:31 PM Author: glittery low-t library I got blood on my hands w/ no remorse I got blood on my dick cause I fucked the corpse |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:13 PM Author: Thriller toaster 181! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861937) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:14 PM Author: fiercely-loyal ivory church 120. thanks for ruining a promising thread faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861943) |
Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:09 PM Author: Sick diverse coldplay fan 180.5 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861917) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:11 PM Author: fiercely-loyal ivory church your best post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861924) |
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Date: May 8th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: Spectacular haunting state feces Sort of a rip-off of a Chuck Klosterman bit.
"You meet the perfect person. Romantically, this person is ideal: You find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compasionate. However, they have one quirk: This individual is obsessed with Jim Henson's gothic puppet fantasy The Dark Crystal. Beyond watching it on DVD at least once a month, he/she peppers casual conversation with Dark Crystal references, uses Dark Crystal analogies to explain everyday events, and occasionally likes to talk intently about the film's "deeper philosophy."
Would this be enough to stop you from marrying this individual?" |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:15 PM Author: mind-boggling umber striped hyena :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861946) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 6:46 PM Author: saffron haunted graveyard ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7867559) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:19 PM Author: Supple athletic conference resort is this really the first time this has been posted? it seems vaguely familiar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868034) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:21 PM Author: saffron haunted graveyard Gogol Ganguly started a "Post DMX lyrics" thread earlier this year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868047) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 7:13 PM Author: beady-eyed hairless hissy fit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7867661) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:15 PM Author: French pearl native pleasant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868007) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:24 PM Author: Pearly university PREACHER TELLING THE TRUTH AND IT HURTS!
this is an all time classic post |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:32 PM Author: Translucent Slippery Travel Guidebook Fucking awesome. I especially love the British addition at the end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868105) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:39 PM Author: razzmatazz fantasy-prone dilemma jewess Since I actually know the lyrics to at least that one DMX song I would probably respond in kind.
Then I'd hump him. |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:45 PM Author: Adventurous Quadroon Boistinker i just threw up a little in my mouth. given your ugliness, please avoid all sexual topics. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868194) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:20 PM Author: razzmatazz fantasy-prone dilemma jewess Fuck you.
I'm the original xoxo slut. Ugly or not, I get to hump. |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:47 PM Author: Supple athletic conference resort i predict some dirty rough humping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868202) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:19 PM Author: Maroon Forum Mother nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868774) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 12:31 AM Author: Maroon Forum Mother it creeps me out to see my old posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9470879) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:23 PM Author: razzmatazz fantasy-prone dilemma jewess this just inspired me to listen to the only dmx song i have on my computer. thnx. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868806) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:25 PM Author: Jade heaven liquid oxygen I'd secretly film him. If we ever broke up, I'd post all the tapes on YouTube. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868827) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:27 PM Author: laughsome anal volcanic crater We have to find someone to do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868834) |
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Date: May 8th, 2007 2:39 PM Author: French pearl native When you in the house you play by house 2 words you'll never here again are house lose And that's house choose it aint gonna be that Cause I can't see that
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Date: May 8th, 2007 3:35 PM Author: Bearded boyish box office I'd have to pop a cap in his ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#8084928) |
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Date: May 8th, 2007 4:16 PM Author: indigo vigorous stage crotch lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#8085184) |
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Date: December 1st, 2007 1:40 PM Author: soul-stirring obsidian theater underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#8960361) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:06 AM Author: Sooty Sweet Tailpipe Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9431970) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:15 AM Author: flirting address sandwich Thank you sir, this may be the greatest thread I've ever seen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9431986) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:13 AM Author: cream exciting famous landscape painting Holy shit, he would easily be the most perfect man ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9431983) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:16 AM Author: titillating national This thread is a great companion piece to Beta's gf thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9431987) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 12:27 AM Author: big church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9470862) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 12:32 AM Author: at-the-ready disturbing space mad cow disease I BEEN DOING THIS FOR 19 YEARS WANNA FIGHT ME? FIGHT THESE TEARS |
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Date: April 10th, 2008 11:04 AM Author: French pearl native He is British, btw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9606466) |
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Date: April 10th, 2008 11:14 AM Author: idiotic associate Timely bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9606483) |
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Date: April 10th, 2008 12:22 PM Author: silver misunderstood ratface Why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9606693) |
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Date: April 10th, 2008 11:26 AM Author: hairraiser garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9606512) |
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Date: April 10th, 2008 12:37 PM Author: tripping racy gaming laptop piazza this thread needs chick input, but 176 otherwise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9606719) |
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Date: April 10th, 2008 12:39 PM Author: swashbuckling hominid internal respiration Dump him. Buy gun. Carry it everywhere. |
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Date: June 17th, 2008 1:59 PM Author: flirting address sandwich All I know is pain All I feel is rain How can I maintain, with madd shit on my brain I resort to violence, my niggaz move in silence Like you don't know what are style is New York niggaz the wildest |
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Date: June 17th, 2008 2:03 PM Author: Slimy Provocative Step-uncle's House Preventive Strike 170 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9899283) |
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Date: June 17th, 2008 2:33 PM Author: flirting address sandwich Look what you dun started, Asked for it, you got it had it, should have shot it Now your dearly departed Get at me dog, did I rip shit with this one here I flip shit Niggaz know when I kick shit It's gonna be some slick shit |
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Date: November 2nd, 2008 2:57 PM Author: maize angry den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#10319016) |