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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:25 PM Author: nubile forum volcanic crater you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619824) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:27 PM Author: Bipolar garnet brethren spot I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619834) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM Author: Light Razzle-dazzle Nursing Home that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment within the past 24 hours (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917422) |
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Date: September 10th, 2007 12:48 AM Author: Yellow effete market mexican FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT,
*BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYONE IN THE THREAD* |
Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM Author: french arousing foreskin The washing machine has an off button. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619841) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM Author: supple pink black woman Some washing machines are attractive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM Author: nubile forum volcanic crater excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619846) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:33 PM Author: supple pink black woman Compare ...
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:36 PM Author: nubile forum volcanic crater no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619892) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 11:05 AM Author: big trailer park Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have found much uglier people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917553) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:59 AM Author: Razzle chartreuse stage TIOCTCR
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:35 PM Author: Bipolar garnet brethren spot They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619891) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM Author: Light Razzle-dazzle Nursing Home lololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917423) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth Washing machines do the laundry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619898) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM Author: supple pink black woman Not bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619907) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth People fuck washing machines. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619901) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth About ten pounds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619903) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM Author: Bipolar garnet brethren spot This one is good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619906) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM Author: nubile forum volcanic crater yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619921) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth A washing machine got where it was by hard work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619910) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM Author: supple pink black woman Washing machines serve a useful purpose.
ZING! I win. |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM Author: nubile forum volcanic crater third time was a charm. nicely done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619917) |
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Date: September 10th, 2007 12:46 AM Author: mentally impaired talented casino scourge upon the earth 179 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622016) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM Author: Bipolar garnet brethren spot You hope your washing machine still works in ten years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619916) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:43 PM Author: supple pink black woman A washing machine knows its place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619937) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth A washing machine doesn't have break outs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619957) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM Author: Clear locale liquid oxygen a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotline when you kick the shit out of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619958) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM Author: supple pink black woman When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ the trash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619963) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM Author: Indecent Black Corner Organic Girlfriend A washing machine can be delicate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619964) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to shut the fuck up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM Author: trip underhanded stag film striped hyena this made me laugh for some reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619966) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:50 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, and it's actually irrelevant that you're comparing the woman to a washing machine.
I didn't know why I laughed when I thought of this joke, either. |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:47 PM Author: grizzly up-to-no-good parlour wrinkle *lol* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620294) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 11:17 AM Author: Honey-headed tripping keepsake machete hunting ground ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were meant in reply to the put it out with the trash comment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627248) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM Author: Honey-headed tripping keepsake machete hunting ground I'm confused. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627252) |
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Date: September 20th, 2007 7:44 PM Author: Mind-boggling property just horrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668383) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 2:09 AM Author: nubile forum volcanic crater you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machine you DON'T put it out with the trash". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991015) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:51 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end of each cycle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619994) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:52 PM Author: nubile forum volcanic crater you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine jokes? that would be quite a coup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620004) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM Author: Sick Temple Decent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620018) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM Author: Bipolar garnet brethren spot I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a washing machine when it wasn't turned on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620023) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 12:24 AM Author: drunken dog poop polite applause (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626065) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:55 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth A washing machine has more curves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620025) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:56 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screwdriver. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620032) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM Author: Vibrant jewess pozpig Good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620038) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth Washing machines will never get an abortion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620036) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM Author: Vibrant jewess pozpig Washing machines can get wet when they need to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620043) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth This was going to be my next joke!
Hi five! |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM Author: Vibrant jewess pozpig *high five* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620078) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an Asian man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 12:24 PM Author: Sinister box office underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917764) |
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Date: September 9th, 2008 6:14 AM Author: Mint Cerebral Circlehead New Version lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141606) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM Author: Salmon idiot legal warrant A washing machine has less lint in its belly button. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620047) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a basement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620049) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM Author: supple pink black woman A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620064) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative action. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620069) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:03 PM Author: Bipolar garnet brethren spot Their father never touched a washing machine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620075) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM Author: Vibrant jewess pozpig Excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620084) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth A washing machine looks good without clothes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620121) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620125) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:13 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth Neither of them wear bras. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620135) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:14 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when you grab its knobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620138) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM Author: trip underhanded stag film striped hyena washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how they're a washing machine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620140) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth Heehee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620152) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM Author: nubile forum volcanic crater excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620153) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM Author: nubile forum volcanic crater washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620141) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth A man can actually turn on a washing machine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620145) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM Author: trip underhanded stag film striped hyena partners trust their washing machines with important work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620148) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth Heh, heh, heh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620156) |
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Date: September 20th, 2007 7:59 PM Author: Mind-boggling property nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668438) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth Washing machines won't sue XO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620155) |
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Date: September 9th, 2008 6:09 AM Author: Bateful Personal Credit Line Cruise Ship LOL. I really liked this for some reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141602) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620160) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:20 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth Men want washing machines. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620168) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 12:27 PM Author: Ocher point multi-billionaire underratted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992090) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:31 PM Author: Angry beta toilet seat famous landscape painting wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620217) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:37 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth Subject: Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo Do they? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620239) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:41 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you turn it on and dump a load in it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620259) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:45 PM Author: supple pink black woman Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620278) |
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Date: September 9th, 2008 8:15 AM Author: Puce faggot firefighter national Not bad at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141698) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth Men want washing machines at home.
Washing machines fit in the back of trucks.
Washing machines don't hate sex.
Washing machines eventually shut the fuck up after you dump a load in it.
Washing machines don't need plastic surgery to look nice.
Washing machines don't hurt as much when they fall on you.
Washing machines don't wear awkward pansuits all the time.
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Date: September 20th, 2007 8:25 PM Author: Mind-boggling property B A A- B- C B A |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM Author: bronze abode preventive strike One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620288) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 10:26 PM Author: Electric navy orchestra pit This one's my favorite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621222) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:48 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:50 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth Washing machines don't scare little children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620313) |
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Date: September 10th, 2007 12:33 AM Author: Hairraiser roommate dysfunction one fucking eighty for this whole thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621980) |
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Date: September 10th, 2007 12:40 AM Author: Yellow effete market mexican A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking the washing machine.
*rape* |
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Date: September 10th, 2007 12:42 AM Author: mentally impaired talented casino scourge upon the earth when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it doesn't cry rape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622009) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 12:20 AM Author: Brindle insane blood rage electric furnace washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a sweet offer, whereas they didn't get shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626050) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 12:34 PM Author: Comical Useless Brakes Senate The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the creek better fits the crime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627407) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 12:46 PM Author: Claret abnormal toaster When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627443) |
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Date: October 24th, 2007 12:43 PM Author: Sick Temple True dat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808126) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 12:48 PM Author: orchid racy tank washing machines have a warm cycle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627456) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 12:54 PM Author: Brindle insane blood rage electric furnace when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns them on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627469) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 1:01 PM Author: Misunderstood cobalt alpha one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will probably work for two years, get pregnant, and never earn another dime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627487) |
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Date: September 20th, 2007 7:37 PM Author: crawly legend meetinghouse Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668365) |
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Date: September 20th, 2007 8:10 PM Author: Provocative ticket booth Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody" cycle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668478) |
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Date: September 20th, 2007 8:12 PM Author: Boyish internal respiration macaca A washing machine can make partner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668487) |
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Date: September 20th, 2007 8:20 PM Author: Balding flirting mood death wish Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668513) |
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Date: September 20th, 2007 9:03 PM Author: sickened copper hall people who are hurt lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668647) |
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Date: September 25th, 2007 9:00 PM Author: Brindle insane blood rage electric furnace ha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689695) |
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Date: September 25th, 2007 9:31 PM Author: Balding flirting mood death wish fuck off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689820) |
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Date: September 20th, 2007 10:23 PM Author: Well-lubricated gay wizard I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668955) |
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Date: September 25th, 2007 9:08 PM Author: hideous plum rehab A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689735) |
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Date: September 25th, 2007 9:10 PM Author: Brindle insane blood rage electric furnace *crickets* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689745) |
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Date: October 24th, 2007 12:42 PM Author: indigo church building pistol Subject: bump more! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808121) |
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Date: November 19th, 2007 10:46 PM Author: Brindle insane blood rage electric furnace washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals because they just realized that there were two whole classis for which they didn't do the reading. "OMG - what am i going to do! i stayed at Rashiid's Law Review House Party WAAAY too late on Sunday night -- past 9:00pm! AND i had two glasses of wine. OMG - the Samosas were delicious, and that was sooo much fun playing "ORder of the Coif - the Board Game". but now my finals are ruined - this partaying is out of hand!" *shriek* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916108) |
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Date: November 19th, 2007 11:01 PM Author: Anal flushed marketing idea lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916201) |
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Date: November 19th, 2007 10:59 PM Author: zombie-like heady knife heaven Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916185) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 12:17 AM Author: Comical Useless Brakes Senate Washing machines accept both white and colored loads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916536) |
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Date: September 9th, 2008 8:17 AM Author: Puce faggot firefighter national lulz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141699) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 9:46 AM Author: Provocative ticket booth A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come finals. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917463) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 9:50 AM Author: Provocative ticket booth Washing machines have better hygiene. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917467) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 9:56 AM Author: glassy adventurous garrison you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review chick and spinning her around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917473) |
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Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM Author: Bateful Personal Credit Line Cruise Ship dammit. I am a bad person now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141604) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 9:59 AM Author: Provocative ticket booth Washing machines have better legs.
Washing machines don't have hairy underarms.
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Date: November 20th, 2007 10:05 AM Author: Azure cracking feces step-uncle's house Loads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917484) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 9:44 AM Author: peach institution Underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991840) |
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Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM Author: Bateful Personal Credit Line Cruise Ship well done!
but I was softened up by the kitten joke. |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 10:08 AM Author: Azure cracking feces step-uncle's house Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917486) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 10:13 AM Author: Comical Useless Brakes Senate A washing machine can't grow a mustache (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917491) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 12:19 PM Author: Fighting Business Firm luluz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917754) |
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Date: November 29th, 2007 9:36 PM Author: Brindle insane blood rage electric furnace 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8954079) |
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Date: July 17th, 2008 9:05 AM Author: swashbuckling insanely creepy nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981375) |
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Date: July 17th, 2008 9:30 AM Author: stimulating dilemma tattoo A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a bunch of loads in it.
I don't have to be drunk to use a washing machine. |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:31 AM Author: thirsty theater pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990927) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:36 AM Author: thirsty theater pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990938) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:41 AM Author: Ivory Stock Car Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapped in my basement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990948) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:43 AM Author: Sadistic Spectacular Whorehouse Washing machines smell nice Washing machines rinse Washing machines come in different shapes and sizes Washing machines were invented to make life easier for human beings
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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:45 AM Author: Charcoal cuckold The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990955) |
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Date: September 9th, 2008 9:23 AM Author: fragrant station depressive This is underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141764) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 2:06 AM Author: nubile forum volcanic crater A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine. (tyty t7stud) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991009) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 2:17 AM Author: overrated naked home A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return it and get a brand new one if it's a lemon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991034) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 2:22 AM Author: diverse brass native When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell like you're sticking your dick in a jar of three year old mayonnaise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991046) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:51 AM Author: Sadistic Spectacular Whorehouse Hahahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991884) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 2:24 AM Author: Charcoal cuckold The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a washing machine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991050) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 9:02 AM Author: thirsty theater pervert damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up your game, xo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991820) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:10 AM Author: titillating base background story Riding a laundry machine can be fun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991850) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM Author: titillating base background story Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991851) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM Author: titillating base background story A laundry machine will help keep your house clean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991852) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:13 AM Author: titillating base background story A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991854) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:22 AM Author: Beady-eyed bistre set wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the old portion of this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991863) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 11:45 AM Author: vigorous factory reset button gunner wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991957) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:01 PM Author: Beady-eyed bistre set sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got approving responses. http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045
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Date: September 9th, 2008 6:29 AM Author: obsidian half-breed last one is kind of funny.
not in vacuum, but in the context of xo. |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 11:13 AM Author: galvanic vermilion hospital gaping washing machines can drive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991895) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 12:45 PM Author: brilliant rigpig codepig Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992115) |
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Date: September 9th, 2008 1:22 AM Author: thirsty theater pervert Washing machines arent frigid cunts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141042) |
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Date: September 9th, 2008 6:26 AM Author: floppy aggressive dingle berry kitty i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questions about "pro bono opportunities." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141608) |