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diff between a chick on law review and a washing machine?

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow...
Razzle-dazzle Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/09/07
I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.
Talented milky locale
  09/09/07
that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment wit...
Aphrodisiac range filthpig
  11/20/07
FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT, *BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYON...
Fishy Wonderful Gas Station
  09/10/07
The washing machine has an off button.
abusive honey-headed theater stage
  09/09/07
Some washing machines are attractive.
ivory exciting whorehouse
  09/09/07
excellent.
Razzle-dazzle Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/09/07
Compare ... http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrie...
ivory exciting whorehouse
  09/09/07
no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.
Razzle-dazzle Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/09/07
Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have foun...
sapphire garrison elastic band
  11/20/07
TIOCTCR more representative image of LS girls http://t...
Idiotic fat ankles
  07/20/08
They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.
Talented milky locale
  09/09/07
lololol
Aphrodisiac range filthpig
  11/20/07
Washing machines do the laundry.
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
Not bad.
ivory exciting whorehouse
  09/09/07
People fuck washing machines.
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
About ten pounds.
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
This one is good.
Talented milky locale
  09/09/07
yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50...
Razzle-dazzle Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/09/07
A washing machine got where it was by hard work.
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
Washing machines serve a useful purpose. ZING! I win.
ivory exciting whorehouse
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
third time was a charm. nicely done.
Razzle-dazzle Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/09/07
179
burgundy excitant space jap
  09/10/07
You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.
Talented milky locale
  09/09/07
A washing machine knows its place.
ivory exciting whorehouse
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't have break outs.
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotlin...
Odious costumed station giraffe
  09/09/07
When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ th...
ivory exciting whorehouse
  09/09/07
A washing machine can be delicate
Poppy boyish gaping electric furnace
  09/09/07
A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to s...
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
this made me laugh for some reason
Supple Henna Half-breed Ladyboy
  09/09/07
Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, a...
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
*lol*
histrionic prole
  09/09/07
ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were mean...
medicated mother nursing home
  09/11/07
I'm confused.
medicated mother nursing home
  09/11/07
just horrible.
Arousing kitty fortuitous meteor
  09/20/07
you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machi...
Razzle-dazzle Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/20/08
A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end...
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine...
Razzle-dazzle Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/09/07
Decent
Unhinged business firm coldplay fan
  09/09/07
I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a w...
Talented milky locale
  09/09/07
polite applause
vigorous harsh home associate
  09/11/07
A washing machine has more curves.
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screw...
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
Good.
Hateful vibrant black woman
  09/09/07
Washing machines will never get an abortion.
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
Washing machines can get wet when they need to.
Hateful vibrant black woman
  09/09/07
This was going to be my next joke! Hi five!
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
*high five*
Hateful vibrant black woman
  09/09/07
A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an A...
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
underrated
mewling boiling water
  11/20/07
lol
rose mediation regret
  09/09/08
A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.
bipolar stage brethren
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a base...
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than i...
ivory exciting whorehouse
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative ...
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
Their father never touched a washing machine.
Talented milky locale
  09/09/07
Excellent.
Hateful vibrant black woman
  09/09/07
A washing machine looks good without clothes.
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
Neither of them wear bras.
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when ...
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how ...
Supple Henna Half-breed Ladyboy
  09/09/07
Heehee.
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
excellent.
Razzle-dazzle Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/09/07
washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI wo...
Razzle-dazzle Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/09/07
A man can actually turn on a washing machine.
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
partners trust their washing machines with important work
Supple Henna Half-breed Ladyboy
  09/09/07
Heh, heh, heh.
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
nice.
Arousing kitty fortuitous meteor
  09/20/07
Washing machines won't sue XO.
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
LOL. I really liked this for some reason
heady painfully honest church building
  09/09/08
I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
Men want washing machines.
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
underratted
adventurous lay
  07/20/08
wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done
Stirring brindle factory reset button
  09/09/07
Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you tur...
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.
ivory exciting whorehouse
  09/09/07
Not bad at all.
lavender thirsty striped hyena orchestra pit
  09/09/08
Men want washing machines at home. Washing machines fit ...
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
B A A- B- C B A
Arousing kitty fortuitous meteor
  09/20/07
One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.
Magenta old irish cottage nibblets
  09/09/07
This one's my favorite.
Insecure stimulating abode turdskin
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't scare little children.
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/09/07
one fucking eighty for this whole thread
Know-it-all stage
  09/10/07
A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking ...
Fishy Wonderful Gas Station
  09/10/07
when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it d...
burgundy excitant space jap
  09/10/07
washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a...
contagious new version corner
  09/11/07
The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the ...
zippy startling theatre
  09/11/07
When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for m...
cracking multi-billionaire hell
  09/11/07
True dat.
Unhinged business firm coldplay fan
  10/24/07
washing machines have a warm cycle
Alcoholic fragrant site
  09/11/07
when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns...
contagious new version corner
  09/11/07
one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will ...
swashbuckling puppy resort
  09/11/07
Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.
Judgmental Meetinghouse Digit Ratio
  09/20/07
Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody&...
Overrated corn cake community account
  09/20/07
A washing machine can make partner.
Coral irate national security agency trailer park
  09/20/07
Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP
Bespoke chest-beating potus place of business
  09/20/07
lol
Slate Hominid
  09/20/07
ha
contagious new version corner
  09/25/07
fuck off
Bespoke chest-beating potus place of business
  09/25/07
I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine
Razzmatazz maize national fanboi
  09/20/07
A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand
floppy flesh knife
  09/25/07
*crickets*
contagious new version corner
  09/25/07
bump
underhanded library queen of the night
  10/24/07
washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals be...
contagious new version corner
  11/19/07
lulz
racy aqua messiness
  11/19/07
Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.
Spectacular organic girlfriend den
  11/19/07
Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.
zippy startling theatre
  11/20/07
lulz.
lavender thirsty striped hyena orchestra pit
  09/09/08
A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come fi...
Overrated corn cake community account
  11/20/07
Washing machines have better hygiene.
Overrated corn cake community account
  11/20/07
you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review c...
Marvelous Point Therapy
  11/20/07
dammit. I am a bad person now.
heady painfully honest church building
  09/09/08
Washing machines have better legs. Washing machines don't...
Overrated corn cake community account
  11/20/07
Loads.
rough-skinned stubborn police squad
  11/20/07
Underrated.
brilliant motley yarmulke
  07/20/08
well done! but I was softened up by the kitten joke.
heady painfully honest church building
  09/09/08
Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.
rough-skinned stubborn police squad
  11/20/07
A washing machine can't grow a mustache
zippy startling theatre
  11/20/07
luluz
Lilac Famous Landscape Painting Office
  11/20/07
180
contagious new version corner
  11/29/07
...
Dead mischievous sneaky criminal forum
  07/17/08
A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a...
copper tank center
  07/17/08
...
crimson titillating telephone native
  07/20/08
...
crimson titillating telephone native
  07/20/08
Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapp...
lemon church psychic
  07/20/08
Washing machines smell nice Washing machines rinse Washing...
mint rigor casino
  07/20/08
The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.
Thriller Idiot Cuckoldry
  07/20/08
This is underrated.
jade deer antler property
  09/09/08
A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine....
Razzle-dazzle Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/20/08
A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return ...
Ebony tanning salon clown
  07/20/08
When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell li...
Transparent bull headed reading party
  07/20/08
Hahahahaha
mint rigor casino
  07/20/08
The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a w...
Thriller Idiot Cuckoldry
  07/20/08
damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up y...
crimson titillating telephone native
  07/20/08
Riding a laundry machine can be fun.
Chartreuse Balding Public Bath Sandwich
  07/20/08
Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.
Chartreuse Balding Public Bath Sandwich
  07/20/08
A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.
Chartreuse Balding Public Bath Sandwich
  07/20/08
A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.
Chartreuse Balding Public Bath Sandwich
  07/20/08
wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the o...
Diverse Round Eye
  07/20/08
wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.
house-broken crystalline box office
  07/20/08
sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got appro...
Diverse Round Eye
  07/20/08
last one is kind of funny. not in vacuum, but in the cont...
alcoholic macaca
  09/09/08
washing machines can drive
Seedy son of senegal trump supporter
  07/20/08
Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.
duck-like buff stead
  07/20/08
Washing machines arent frigid cunts.
crimson titillating telephone native
  09/09/08
i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questi...
Concupiscible Learning Disabled Bawdyhouse
  09/09/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Scourge Upon The Earth

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619824)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:27 PM
Author: Talented milky locale

I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619834)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac range filthpig

that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment within the past 24 hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917422)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: Fishy Wonderful Gas Station

FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT,

*BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYONE IN THE THREAD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: abusive honey-headed theater stage

The washing machine has an off button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619841)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: ivory exciting whorehouse

Some washing machines are attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Scourge Upon The Earth

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619846)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: ivory exciting whorehouse

Compare ...

http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrief/2006Spring/images/articles/law_review_staff.jpg

http://www.lge.com/products/model/detail/wd-1412rd.jhtml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619878)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Scourge Upon The Earth

no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619892)





Date: November 20th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: sapphire garrison elastic band

Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have found much uglier people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917553)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:59 AM
Author: Idiotic fat ankles

TIOCTCR

more representative image of LS girls

http://thepiratesdilemma.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/toxic_avenger.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991887)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Talented milky locale

They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619891)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac range filthpig

lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917423)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

Washing machines do the laundry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619898)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: ivory exciting whorehouse

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619907)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

People fuck washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619901)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

About ten pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619903)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Talented milky locale

This one is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619906)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Scourge Upon The Earth

yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619921)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

A washing machine got where it was by hard work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619910)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: ivory exciting whorehouse

Washing machines serve a useful purpose.

ZING! I win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619912)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Scourge Upon The Earth

third time was a charm. nicely done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619917)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:46 AM
Author: burgundy excitant space jap

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622016)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Talented milky locale

You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619916)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: ivory exciting whorehouse

A washing machine knows its place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619937)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

A washing machine doesn't have break outs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619957)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Odious costumed station giraffe

a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotline when you kick the shit out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619958)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: ivory exciting whorehouse

When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619963)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Poppy boyish gaping electric furnace

A washing machine can be delicate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619964)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to shut the fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Supple Henna Half-breed Ladyboy

this made me laugh for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619966)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, and it's actually irrelevant that you're comparing the woman to a washing machine.

I didn't know why I laughed when I thought of this joke, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619983)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:47 PM
Author: histrionic prole

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620294)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:17 AM
Author: medicated mother nursing home

ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were meant in reply to the put it out with the trash comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627248)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: medicated mother nursing home

I'm confused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627252)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:44 PM
Author: Arousing kitty fortuitous meteor

just horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668383)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:09 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Scourge Upon The Earth

you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machine you DON'T put it out with the trash".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991015)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end of each cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619994)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Scourge Upon The Earth

you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine jokes? that would be quite a coup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620004)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Unhinged business firm coldplay fan

Decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620018)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Talented milky locale

I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a washing machine when it wasn't turned on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620023)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: vigorous harsh home associate

polite applause

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626065)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

A washing machine has more curves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screwdriver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620032)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Hateful vibrant black woman

Good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620038)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

Washing machines will never get an abortion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620036)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Hateful vibrant black woman

Washing machines can get wet when they need to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620043)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

This was going to be my next joke!

Hi five!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620054)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Hateful vibrant black woman

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620078)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an Asian man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: mewling boiling water

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917764)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:14 AM
Author: rose mediation regret

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141606)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: bipolar stage brethren

A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620047)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620049)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: ivory exciting whorehouse

A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620064)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620069)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: Talented milky locale

Their father never touched a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620075)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Hateful vibrant black woman

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620084)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

A washing machine looks good without clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620121)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620125)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

Neither of them wear bras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620135)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:14 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when you grab its knobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620138)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: Supple Henna Half-breed Ladyboy

washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how they're a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620140)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

Heehee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620152)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Scourge Upon The Earth

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620153)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Scourge Upon The Earth

washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620141)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

A man can actually turn on a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620145)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: Supple Henna Half-breed Ladyboy

partners trust their washing machines with important work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620148)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

Heh, heh, heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620156)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: Arousing kitty fortuitous meteor

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668438)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

Washing machines won't sue XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620155)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:09 AM
Author: heady painfully honest church building

LOL. I really liked this for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141602)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620160)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

Men want washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620168)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:27 PM
Author: adventurous lay

underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992090)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: Stirring brindle factory reset button

wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620217)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account
Subject: Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo

Do they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620239)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you turn it on and dump a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620259)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:45 PM
Author: ivory exciting whorehouse

Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620278)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:15 AM
Author: lavender thirsty striped hyena orchestra pit

Not bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141698)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

Men want washing machines at home.

Washing machines fit in the back of trucks.

Washing machines don't hate sex.

Washing machines eventually shut the fuck up after you dump a load in it.

Washing machines don't need plastic surgery to look nice.

Washing machines don't hurt as much when they fall on you.

Washing machines don't wear awkward pansuits all the time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620281)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: Arousing kitty fortuitous meteor

B

A

A-

B-

C

B

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668533)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: Magenta old irish cottage nibblets

One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620288)





Date: September 9th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Insecure stimulating abode turdskin

This one's my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621222)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:48 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620302)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:50 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

Washing machines don't scare little children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620313)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: Know-it-all stage

one fucking eighty for this whole thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621980)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:40 AM
Author: Fishy Wonderful Gas Station

A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking the washing machine.

*rape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622000)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: burgundy excitant space jap

when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it doesn't cry rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622009)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:20 AM
Author: contagious new version corner

washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a sweet offer, whereas they didn't get shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626050)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: zippy startling theatre

The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the creek better fits the crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627407)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: cracking multi-billionaire hell

When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627443)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:43 PM
Author: Unhinged business firm coldplay fan

True dat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808126)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: Alcoholic fragrant site

washing machines have a warm cycle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627456)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: contagious new version corner

when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns them on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627469)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling puppy resort

one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will probably work for two years, get pregnant, and never earn another dime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: Judgmental Meetinghouse Digit Ratio

Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668365)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:10 PM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody" cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668478)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: Coral irate national security agency trailer park

A washing machine can make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:20 PM
Author: Bespoke chest-beating potus place of business

Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668513)





Date: September 20th, 2007 9:03 PM
Author: Slate Hominid

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668647)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: contagious new version corner

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689695)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:31 PM
Author: Bespoke chest-beating potus place of business

fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689820)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz maize national fanboi

I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668955)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:08 PM
Author: floppy flesh knife

A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689735)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: contagious new version corner

*crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689745)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:42 PM
Author: underhanded library queen of the night
Subject: bump

more!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808121)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: contagious new version corner

washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals because they just realized that there were two whole classis for which they didn't do the reading. "OMG - what am i going to do! i stayed at Rashiid's Law Review House Party WAAAY too late on Sunday night -- past 9:00pm! AND i had two glasses of wine. OMG - the Samosas were delicious, and that was sooo much fun playing "ORder of the Coif - the Board Game". but now my finals are ruined - this partaying is out of hand!" *shriek*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916108)





Date: November 19th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: racy aqua messiness

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916201)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: Spectacular organic girlfriend den

Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916185)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: zippy startling theatre

Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916536)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:17 AM
Author: lavender thirsty striped hyena orchestra pit

lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141699)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come finals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917463)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:50 AM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

Washing machines have better hygiene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917467)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: Marvelous Point Therapy

you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review chick and spinning her around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917473)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: heady painfully honest church building

dammit. I am a bad person now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141604)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:59 AM
Author: Overrated corn cake community account

Washing machines have better legs.

Washing machines don't have hairy underarms.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917475)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: rough-skinned stubborn police squad

Loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917484)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:44 AM
Author: brilliant motley yarmulke

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991840)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: heady painfully honest church building

well done!

but I was softened up by the kitten joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141605)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: rough-skinned stubborn police squad

Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917486)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: zippy startling theatre

A washing machine can't grow a mustache

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917491)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:19 PM
Author: Lilac Famous Landscape Painting Office

luluz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917754)





Date: November 29th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: contagious new version corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8954079)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:05 AM
Author: Dead mischievous sneaky criminal forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981375)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:30 AM
Author: copper tank center

A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a bunch of loads in it.

I don't have to be drunk to use a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981415)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:31 AM
Author: crimson titillating telephone native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990927)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: crimson titillating telephone native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990938)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:41 AM
Author: lemon church psychic

Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapped in my basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990948)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:43 AM
Author: mint rigor casino

Washing machines smell nice

Washing machines rinse

Washing machines come in different shapes and sizes

Washing machines were invented to make life easier for human beings



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990951)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:45 AM
Author: Thriller Idiot Cuckoldry

The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990955)





Date: September 9th, 2008 9:23 AM
Author: jade deer antler property

This is underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141764)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:06 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Scourge Upon The Earth

A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine. (tyty t7stud)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991009)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:17 AM
Author: Ebony tanning salon clown

A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return it and get a brand new one if it's a lemon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991034)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:22 AM
Author: Transparent bull headed reading party

When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell like you're sticking your dick in a jar of three year old mayonnaise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991046)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:51 AM
Author: mint rigor casino

Hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991884)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:24 AM
Author: Thriller Idiot Cuckoldry

The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991050)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:02 AM
Author: crimson titillating telephone native

damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up your game, xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991820)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:10 AM
Author: Chartreuse Balding Public Bath Sandwich

Riding a laundry machine can be fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991850)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: Chartreuse Balding Public Bath Sandwich

Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991851)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: Chartreuse Balding Public Bath Sandwich

A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991852)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Chartreuse Balding Public Bath Sandwich

A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991854)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:22 AM
Author: Diverse Round Eye

wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the old portion of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991863)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:45 AM
Author: house-broken crystalline box office

wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991957)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:01 PM
Author: Diverse Round Eye

sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got approving responses.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992134)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:29 AM
Author: alcoholic macaca

last one is kind of funny.

not in vacuum, but in the context of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141609)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:13 AM
Author: Seedy son of senegal trump supporter

washing machines can drive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991895)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:45 PM
Author: duck-like buff stead

Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992115)





Date: September 9th, 2008 1:22 AM
Author: crimson titillating telephone native

Washing machines arent frigid cunts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141042)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:26 AM
Author: Concupiscible Learning Disabled Bawdyhouse

i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questions about "pro bono opportunities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141608)