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diff between a chick on law review and a washing machine?

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow...
white federal address
  09/09/07
I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.
Sapphire irate sanctuary
  09/09/07
that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment wit...
azure church building masturbator
  11/20/07
FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT, *BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYON...
soggy cracking spot jew
  09/10/07
The washing machine has an off button.
Cocky racy business firm messiness
  09/09/07
Some washing machines are attractive.
Mind-boggling Shrine Bbw
  09/09/07
excellent.
white federal address
  09/09/07
Compare ... http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrie...
Mind-boggling Shrine Bbw
  09/09/07
no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.
white federal address
  09/09/07
Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have foun...
deranged autistic area mother
  11/20/07
TIOCTCR more representative image of LS girls http://t...
cyan theater stage
  07/20/08
They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.
Sapphire irate sanctuary
  09/09/07
lololol
azure church building masturbator
  11/20/07
Washing machines do the laundry.
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
Not bad.
Mind-boggling Shrine Bbw
  09/09/07
People fuck washing machines.
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
About ten pounds.
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
This one is good.
Sapphire irate sanctuary
  09/09/07
yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50...
white federal address
  09/09/07
A washing machine got where it was by hard work.
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
Washing machines serve a useful purpose. ZING! I win.
Mind-boggling Shrine Bbw
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
third time was a charm. nicely done.
white federal address
  09/09/07
179
blathering university
  09/10/07
You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.
Sapphire irate sanctuary
  09/09/07
A washing machine knows its place.
Mind-boggling Shrine Bbw
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't have break outs.
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotlin...
Disrespectful Generalized Bond
  09/09/07
When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ th...
Mind-boggling Shrine Bbw
  09/09/07
A washing machine can be delicate
judgmental hell
  09/09/07
A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to s...
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
this made me laugh for some reason
chartreuse box office
  09/09/07
Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, a...
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
*lol*
rambunctious boltzmann
  09/09/07
ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were mean...
mauve school cafeteria foreskin
  09/11/07
I'm confused.
mauve school cafeteria foreskin
  09/11/07
just horrible.
Cordovan abnormal locus
  09/20/07
you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machi...
white federal address
  07/20/08
A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end...
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine...
white federal address
  09/09/07
Decent
umber costumed shitlib
  09/09/07
I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a w...
Sapphire irate sanctuary
  09/09/07
polite applause
Fragrant Parlor Keepsake Machete
  09/11/07
A washing machine has more curves.
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screw...
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
Good.
Unholy beady-eyed trump supporter temple
  09/09/07
Washing machines will never get an abortion.
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
Washing machines can get wet when they need to.
Unholy beady-eyed trump supporter temple
  09/09/07
This was going to be my next joke! Hi five!
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
*high five*
Unholy beady-eyed trump supporter temple
  09/09/07
A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an A...
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
underrated
Emerald brunch
  11/20/07
lol
erotic bateful senate
  09/09/08
A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.
Bearded pea-brained church macaca
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a base...
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than i...
Mind-boggling Shrine Bbw
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative ...
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
Their father never touched a washing machine.
Sapphire irate sanctuary
  09/09/07
Excellent.
Unholy beady-eyed trump supporter temple
  09/09/07
A washing machine looks good without clothes.
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
Neither of them wear bras.
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when ...
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how ...
chartreuse box office
  09/09/07
Heehee.
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
excellent.
white federal address
  09/09/07
washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI wo...
white federal address
  09/09/07
A man can actually turn on a washing machine.
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
partners trust their washing machines with important work
chartreuse box office
  09/09/07
Heh, heh, heh.
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
nice.
Cordovan abnormal locus
  09/20/07
Washing machines won't sue XO.
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
LOL. I really liked this for some reason
histrionic stubborn idea he suggested stag film
  09/09/08
I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
Men want washing machines.
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
underratted
Naked useless brakes
  07/20/08
wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done
Arrogant citrine field
  09/09/07
Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you tur...
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.
Mind-boggling Shrine Bbw
  09/09/07
Not bad at all.
pink marvelous antidepressant drug point
  09/09/08
Men want washing machines at home. Washing machines fit ...
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
B A A- B- C B A
Cordovan abnormal locus
  09/20/07
One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.
Big step-uncle's house
  09/09/07
This one's my favorite.
awkward cerebral therapy
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't scare little children.
Hairless sandwich site
  09/09/07
one fucking eighty for this whole thread
Grizzly base brethren
  09/10/07
A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking ...
soggy cracking spot jew
  09/10/07
when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it d...
blathering university
  09/10/07
washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a...
kink-friendly clown puppy
  09/11/07
The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the ...
domesticated stead reading party
  09/11/07
When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for m...
Ivory provocative kitchen private investor
  09/11/07
True dat.
umber costumed shitlib
  10/24/07
washing machines have a warm cycle
180 Love Of Her Life
  09/11/07
when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns...
kink-friendly clown puppy
  09/11/07
one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will ...
Lime odious house
  09/11/07
Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.
Galvanic mental disorder
  09/20/07
Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody&...
Hairless sandwich site
  09/20/07
A washing machine can make partner.
Ruby titillating place of business casino
  09/20/07
Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP
Frozen twinkling uncleanness
  09/20/07
lol
Brass stirring station cuck
  09/20/07
ha
kink-friendly clown puppy
  09/25/07
fuck off
Frozen twinkling uncleanness
  09/25/07
I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine
spectacular garrison sneaky criminal
  09/20/07
A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand
big-titted den yarmulke
  09/25/07
*crickets*
kink-friendly clown puppy
  09/25/07
bump
vivacious crimson chapel
  10/24/07
washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals be...
kink-friendly clown puppy
  11/19/07
lulz
Motley Theater Windowlicker
  11/19/07
Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.
Pale pungent market tattoo
  11/19/07
Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.
domesticated stead reading party
  11/20/07
lulz.
pink marvelous antidepressant drug point
  09/09/08
A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come fi...
Hairless sandwich site
  11/20/07
Washing machines have better hygiene.
Hairless sandwich site
  11/20/07
you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review c...
Hairraiser ticket booth
  11/20/07
dammit. I am a bad person now.
histrionic stubborn idea he suggested stag film
  09/09/08
Washing machines have better legs. Washing machines don't...
Hairless sandwich site
  11/20/07
Loads.
razzle tanning salon
  11/20/07
Underrated.
sooty range nibblets
  07/20/08
well done! but I was softened up by the kitten joke.
histrionic stubborn idea he suggested stag film
  09/09/08
Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.
razzle tanning salon
  11/20/07
A washing machine can't grow a mustache
domesticated stead reading party
  11/20/07
luluz
Transparent piazza
  11/20/07
180
kink-friendly clown puppy
  11/29/07
...
adulterous arousing giraffe dilemma
  07/17/08
A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a...
fuchsia greedy bawdyhouse kitty
  07/17/08
...
Puce rigor water buffalo
  07/20/08
...
Puce rigor water buffalo
  07/20/08
Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapp...
gaped institution
  07/20/08
Washing machines smell nice Washing machines rinse Washing...
Dun Vigorous Main People Rehab
  07/20/08
The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.
buff public bath voyeur
  07/20/08
This is underrated.
glassy gay wizard crackhouse
  09/09/08
A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine....
white federal address
  07/20/08
A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return ...
concupiscible sickened potus
  07/20/08
When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell li...
Dashing principal's office
  07/20/08
Hahahahaha
Dun Vigorous Main People Rehab
  07/20/08
The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a w...
buff public bath voyeur
  07/20/08
damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up y...
Puce rigor water buffalo
  07/20/08
Riding a laundry machine can be fun.
Curious Brindle Police Squad
  07/20/08
Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.
Curious Brindle Police Squad
  07/20/08
A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.
Curious Brindle Police Squad
  07/20/08
A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.
Curious Brindle Police Squad
  07/20/08
wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the o...
Chocolate half-breed stage
  07/20/08
wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.
Copper persian
  07/20/08
sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got appro...
Chocolate half-breed stage
  07/20/08
last one is kind of funny. not in vacuum, but in the cont...
coral set
  09/09/08
washing machines can drive
passionate dysfunction
  07/20/08
Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.
pontificating lodge toilet seat
  07/20/08
Washing machines arent frigid cunts.
Puce rigor water buffalo
  09/09/08
i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questi...
Talented milky library philosopher-king
  09/09/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: white federal address

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619824)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:27 PM
Author: Sapphire irate sanctuary

I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619834)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: azure church building masturbator

that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment within the past 24 hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917422)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: soggy cracking spot jew

FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT,

*BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYONE IN THE THREAD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Cocky racy business firm messiness

The washing machine has an off button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619841)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shrine Bbw

Some washing machines are attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: white federal address

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619846)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shrine Bbw

Compare ...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619878)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: white federal address

no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619892)





Date: November 20th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: deranged autistic area mother

Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have found much uglier people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917553)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:59 AM
Author: cyan theater stage

TIOCTCR

more representative image of LS girls

http://thepiratesdilemma.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/toxic_avenger.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991887)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Sapphire irate sanctuary

They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619891)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: azure church building masturbator

lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917423)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

Washing machines do the laundry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619898)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shrine Bbw

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619907)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

People fuck washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619901)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

About ten pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619903)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Sapphire irate sanctuary

This one is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619906)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: white federal address

yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619921)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

A washing machine got where it was by hard work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619910)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shrine Bbw

Washing machines serve a useful purpose.

ZING! I win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619912)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: white federal address

third time was a charm. nicely done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619917)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:46 AM
Author: blathering university

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622016)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Sapphire irate sanctuary

You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619916)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shrine Bbw

A washing machine knows its place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619937)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

A washing machine doesn't have break outs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619957)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Disrespectful Generalized Bond

a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotline when you kick the shit out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619958)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shrine Bbw

When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619963)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: judgmental hell

A washing machine can be delicate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619964)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to shut the fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: chartreuse box office

this made me laugh for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619966)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, and it's actually irrelevant that you're comparing the woman to a washing machine.

I didn't know why I laughed when I thought of this joke, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619983)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:47 PM
Author: rambunctious boltzmann

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620294)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:17 AM
Author: mauve school cafeteria foreskin

ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were meant in reply to the put it out with the trash comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627248)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: mauve school cafeteria foreskin

I'm confused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627252)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:44 PM
Author: Cordovan abnormal locus

just horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668383)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:09 AM
Author: white federal address

you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machine you DON'T put it out with the trash".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991015)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end of each cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619994)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: white federal address

you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine jokes? that would be quite a coup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620004)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: umber costumed shitlib

Decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620018)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Sapphire irate sanctuary

I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a washing machine when it wasn't turned on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620023)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: Fragrant Parlor Keepsake Machete

polite applause

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626065)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

A washing machine has more curves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screwdriver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620032)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Unholy beady-eyed trump supporter temple

Good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620038)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

Washing machines will never get an abortion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620036)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Unholy beady-eyed trump supporter temple

Washing machines can get wet when they need to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620043)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

This was going to be my next joke!

Hi five!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620054)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Unholy beady-eyed trump supporter temple

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620078)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an Asian man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: Emerald brunch

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917764)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:14 AM
Author: erotic bateful senate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141606)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Bearded pea-brained church macaca

A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620047)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620049)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shrine Bbw

A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620064)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620069)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: Sapphire irate sanctuary

Their father never touched a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620075)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Unholy beady-eyed trump supporter temple

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620084)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

A washing machine looks good without clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620121)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620125)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

Neither of them wear bras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620135)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:14 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when you grab its knobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620138)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: chartreuse box office

washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how they're a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620140)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

Heehee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620152)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: white federal address

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620153)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: white federal address

washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620141)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

A man can actually turn on a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620145)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: chartreuse box office

partners trust their washing machines with important work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620148)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

Heh, heh, heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620156)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: Cordovan abnormal locus

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668438)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

Washing machines won't sue XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620155)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:09 AM
Author: histrionic stubborn idea he suggested stag film

LOL. I really liked this for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141602)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620160)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

Men want washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620168)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:27 PM
Author: Naked useless brakes

underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992090)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: Arrogant citrine field

wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620217)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site
Subject: Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo

Do they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620239)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you turn it on and dump a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620259)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shrine Bbw

Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620278)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:15 AM
Author: pink marvelous antidepressant drug point

Not bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141698)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

Men want washing machines at home.

Washing machines fit in the back of trucks.

Washing machines don't hate sex.

Washing machines eventually shut the fuck up after you dump a load in it.

Washing machines don't need plastic surgery to look nice.

Washing machines don't hurt as much when they fall on you.

Washing machines don't wear awkward pansuits all the time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620281)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: Cordovan abnormal locus

B

A

A-

B-

C

B

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668533)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: Big step-uncle's house

One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620288)





Date: September 9th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: awkward cerebral therapy

This one's my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621222)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:48 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620302)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:50 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

Washing machines don't scare little children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620313)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: Grizzly base brethren

one fucking eighty for this whole thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621980)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:40 AM
Author: soggy cracking spot jew

A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking the washing machine.

*rape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622000)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: blathering university

when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it doesn't cry rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622009)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:20 AM
Author: kink-friendly clown puppy

washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a sweet offer, whereas they didn't get shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626050)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: domesticated stead reading party

The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the creek better fits the crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627407)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: Ivory provocative kitchen private investor

When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627443)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:43 PM
Author: umber costumed shitlib

True dat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808126)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: 180 Love Of Her Life

washing machines have a warm cycle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627456)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: kink-friendly clown puppy

when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns them on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627469)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:01 PM
Author: Lime odious house

one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will probably work for two years, get pregnant, and never earn another dime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: Galvanic mental disorder

Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668365)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:10 PM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody" cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668478)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: Ruby titillating place of business casino

A washing machine can make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:20 PM
Author: Frozen twinkling uncleanness

Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668513)





Date: September 20th, 2007 9:03 PM
Author: Brass stirring station cuck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668647)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: kink-friendly clown puppy

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689695)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:31 PM
Author: Frozen twinkling uncleanness

fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689820)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: spectacular garrison sneaky criminal

I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668955)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:08 PM
Author: big-titted den yarmulke

A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689735)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: kink-friendly clown puppy

*crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689745)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:42 PM
Author: vivacious crimson chapel
Subject: bump

more!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808121)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: kink-friendly clown puppy

washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals because they just realized that there were two whole classis for which they didn't do the reading. "OMG - what am i going to do! i stayed at Rashiid's Law Review House Party WAAAY too late on Sunday night -- past 9:00pm! AND i had two glasses of wine. OMG - the Samosas were delicious, and that was sooo much fun playing "ORder of the Coif - the Board Game". but now my finals are ruined - this partaying is out of hand!" *shriek*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916108)





Date: November 19th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Motley Theater Windowlicker

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916201)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: Pale pungent market tattoo

Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916185)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: domesticated stead reading party

Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916536)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:17 AM
Author: pink marvelous antidepressant drug point

lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141699)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come finals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917463)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:50 AM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

Washing machines have better hygiene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917467)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: Hairraiser ticket booth

you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review chick and spinning her around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917473)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: histrionic stubborn idea he suggested stag film

dammit. I am a bad person now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141604)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:59 AM
Author: Hairless sandwich site

Washing machines have better legs.

Washing machines don't have hairy underarms.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917475)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: razzle tanning salon

Loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917484)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:44 AM
Author: sooty range nibblets

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991840)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: histrionic stubborn idea he suggested stag film

well done!

but I was softened up by the kitten joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141605)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: razzle tanning salon

Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917486)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: domesticated stead reading party

A washing machine can't grow a mustache

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917491)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:19 PM
Author: Transparent piazza

luluz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917754)





Date: November 29th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: kink-friendly clown puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8954079)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:05 AM
Author: adulterous arousing giraffe dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981375)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:30 AM
Author: fuchsia greedy bawdyhouse kitty

A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a bunch of loads in it.

I don't have to be drunk to use a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981415)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:31 AM
Author: Puce rigor water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990927)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: Puce rigor water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990938)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:41 AM
Author: gaped institution

Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapped in my basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990948)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:43 AM
Author: Dun Vigorous Main People Rehab

Washing machines smell nice

Washing machines rinse

Washing machines come in different shapes and sizes

Washing machines were invented to make life easier for human beings



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990951)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:45 AM
Author: buff public bath voyeur

The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990955)





Date: September 9th, 2008 9:23 AM
Author: glassy gay wizard crackhouse

This is underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141764)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:06 AM
Author: white federal address

A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine. (tyty t7stud)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991009)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:17 AM
Author: concupiscible sickened potus

A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return it and get a brand new one if it's a lemon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991034)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:22 AM
Author: Dashing principal's office

When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell like you're sticking your dick in a jar of three year old mayonnaise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991046)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:51 AM
Author: Dun Vigorous Main People Rehab

Hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991884)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:24 AM
Author: buff public bath voyeur

The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991050)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:02 AM
Author: Puce rigor water buffalo

damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up your game, xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991820)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:10 AM
Author: Curious Brindle Police Squad

Riding a laundry machine can be fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991850)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: Curious Brindle Police Squad

Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991851)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: Curious Brindle Police Squad

A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991852)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Curious Brindle Police Squad

A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991854)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:22 AM
Author: Chocolate half-breed stage

wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the old portion of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991863)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:45 AM
Author: Copper persian

wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991957)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:01 PM
Author: Chocolate half-breed stage

sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got approving responses.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992134)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:29 AM
Author: coral set

last one is kind of funny.

not in vacuum, but in the context of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141609)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:13 AM
Author: passionate dysfunction

washing machines can drive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991895)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:45 PM
Author: pontificating lodge toilet seat

Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992115)





Date: September 9th, 2008 1:22 AM
Author: Puce rigor water buffalo

Washing machines arent frigid cunts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141042)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:26 AM
Author: Talented milky library philosopher-king

i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questions about "pro bono opportunities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141608)