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diff between a chick on law review and a washing machine?

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow...
Frum base
  09/09/07
I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.
coral rehab corn cake
  09/09/07
that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment wit...
Light shrine sound barrier
  11/20/07
FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT, *BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYON...
brass cuckoldry
  09/10/07
The washing machine has an off button.
flesh slippery den
  09/09/07
Some washing machines are attractive.
motley police squad digit ratio
  09/09/07
excellent.
Frum base
  09/09/07
Compare ... http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrie...
motley police squad digit ratio
  09/09/07
no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.
Frum base
  09/09/07
Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have foun...
Azure abnormal resort yarmulke
  11/20/07
TIOCTCR more representative image of LS girls http://t...
Crusty gas station rigor
  07/20/08
They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.
coral rehab corn cake
  09/09/07
lololol
Light shrine sound barrier
  11/20/07
Washing machines do the laundry.
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
Not bad.
motley police squad digit ratio
  09/09/07
People fuck washing machines.
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
About ten pounds.
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
This one is good.
coral rehab corn cake
  09/09/07
yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50...
Frum base
  09/09/07
A washing machine got where it was by hard work.
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
Washing machines serve a useful purpose. ZING! I win.
motley police squad digit ratio
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
third time was a charm. nicely done.
Frum base
  09/09/07
179
adventurous massive internal respiration cumskin
  09/10/07
You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.
coral rehab corn cake
  09/09/07
A washing machine knows its place.
motley police squad digit ratio
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't have break outs.
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotlin...
marvelous beta corner deer antler
  09/09/07
When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ th...
motley police squad digit ratio
  09/09/07
A washing machine can be delicate
unholy business firm alpha
  09/09/07
A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to s...
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
this made me laugh for some reason
domesticated regret old irish cottage
  09/09/07
Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, a...
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
*lol*
ungodly queen of the night
  09/09/07
ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were mean...
dull space tank
  09/11/07
I'm confused.
dull space tank
  09/11/07
just horrible.
clear very tactful degenerate
  09/20/07
you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machi...
Frum base
  07/20/08
A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end...
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine...
Frum base
  09/09/07
Decent
soggy lascivious parlour round eye
  09/09/07
I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a w...
coral rehab corn cake
  09/09/07
polite applause
lime faggot firefighter office
  09/11/07
A washing machine has more curves.
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screw...
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
Good.
Lake thriller church
  09/09/07
Washing machines will never get an abortion.
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
Washing machines can get wet when they need to.
Lake thriller church
  09/09/07
This was going to be my next joke! Hi five!
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
*high five*
Lake thriller church
  09/09/07
A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an A...
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
underrated
iridescent odious institution half-breed
  11/20/07
lol
kink-friendly site newt
  09/09/08
A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.
Supple bawdyhouse stock car
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a base...
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than i...
motley police squad digit ratio
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative ...
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
Their father never touched a washing machine.
coral rehab corn cake
  09/09/07
Excellent.
Lake thriller church
  09/09/07
A washing machine looks good without clothes.
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
Neither of them wear bras.
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when ...
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how ...
domesticated regret old irish cottage
  09/09/07
Heehee.
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
excellent.
Frum base
  09/09/07
washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI wo...
Frum base
  09/09/07
A man can actually turn on a washing machine.
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
partners trust their washing machines with important work
domesticated regret old irish cottage
  09/09/07
Heh, heh, heh.
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
nice.
clear very tactful degenerate
  09/20/07
Washing machines won't sue XO.
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
LOL. I really liked this for some reason
brilliant soul-stirring coldplay fan black woman
  09/09/08
I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
Men want washing machines.
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
underratted
silver public bath lettuce
  07/20/08
wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done
Concupiscible swollen church building puppy
  09/09/07
Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you tur...
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.
motley police squad digit ratio
  09/09/07
Not bad at all.
rebellious ape
  09/09/08
Men want washing machines at home. Washing machines fit ...
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
B A A- B- C B A
clear very tactful degenerate
  09/20/07
One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.
hateful clown patrolman
  09/09/07
This one's my favorite.
Buck-toothed station
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't scare little children.
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/09/07
one fucking eighty for this whole thread
Arrogant center
  09/10/07
A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking ...
brass cuckoldry
  09/10/07
when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it d...
adventurous massive internal respiration cumskin
  09/10/07
washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a...
Primrose swashbuckling kitty
  09/11/07
The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the ...
Henna haunting box office turdskin
  09/11/07
When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for m...
fluffy racy toilet seat
  09/11/07
True dat.
soggy lascivious parlour round eye
  10/24/07
washing machines have a warm cycle
vermilion cracking son of senegal
  09/11/07
when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns...
Primrose swashbuckling kitty
  09/11/07
one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will ...
Sapphire Jewess State
  09/11/07
Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.
tantric step-uncle's house
  09/20/07
Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody&...
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  09/20/07
A washing machine can make partner.
opaque galvanic windowlicker marketing idea
  09/20/07
Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP
180 locus
  09/20/07
lol
Laughsome white wagecucks
  09/20/07
ha
Primrose swashbuckling kitty
  09/25/07
fuck off
180 locus
  09/25/07
I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine
Maize appetizing national security agency
  09/20/07
A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand
mind-boggling emerald prole blood rage
  09/25/07
*crickets*
Primrose swashbuckling kitty
  09/25/07
bump
diverse mad cow disease
  10/24/07
washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals be...
Primrose swashbuckling kitty
  11/19/07
lulz
Exhilarant Masturbator Theater Stage
  11/19/07
Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.
Carmine aromatic azn
  11/19/07
Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.
Henna haunting box office turdskin
  11/20/07
lulz.
rebellious ape
  09/09/08
A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come fi...
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  11/20/07
Washing machines have better hygiene.
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  11/20/07
you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review c...
cocky mentally impaired heaven telephone
  11/20/07
dammit. I am a bad person now.
brilliant soul-stirring coldplay fan black woman
  09/09/08
Washing machines have better legs. Washing machines don't...
Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
  11/20/07
Loads.
Frozen library bbw
  11/20/07
Underrated.
Hairraiser school cafeteria liquid oxygen
  07/20/08
well done! but I was softened up by the kitten joke.
brilliant soul-stirring coldplay fan black woman
  09/09/08
Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.
Frozen library bbw
  11/20/07
A washing machine can't grow a mustache
Henna haunting box office turdskin
  11/20/07
luluz
flushed area
  11/20/07
180
Primrose swashbuckling kitty
  11/29/07
...
Excitant sinister point
  07/17/08
A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a...
Jet-lagged comical kitchen knife
  07/17/08
...
Seedy Parlor Friendly Grandma
  07/20/08
...
Seedy Parlor Friendly Grandma
  07/20/08
Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapp...
Twinkling Razzmatazz Roast Beef Coffee Pot
  07/20/08
Washing machines smell nice Washing machines rinse Washing...
vigorous idiotic spot ceo
  07/20/08
The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.
Heady Trailer Park Ladyboy
  07/20/08
This is underrated.
smoky shaky mother dragon
  09/09/08
A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine....
Frum base
  07/20/08
A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return ...
boyish address
  07/20/08
When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell li...
Cerebral legal warrant circlehead
  07/20/08
Hahahahaha
vigorous idiotic spot ceo
  07/20/08
The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a w...
Heady Trailer Park Ladyboy
  07/20/08
damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up y...
Seedy Parlor Friendly Grandma
  07/20/08
Riding a laundry machine can be fun.
Wonderful erotic mexican chad
  07/20/08
Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.
Wonderful erotic mexican chad
  07/20/08
A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.
Wonderful erotic mexican chad
  07/20/08
A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.
Wonderful erotic mexican chad
  07/20/08
wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the o...
Deep Lodge Hominid
  07/20/08
wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.
buff trip skinny woman psychic
  07/20/08
sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got appro...
Deep Lodge Hominid
  07/20/08
last one is kind of funny. not in vacuum, but in the cont...
Brindle Floppy Meetinghouse Dingle Berry
  09/09/08
washing machines can drive
cream reading party casino
  07/20/08
Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.
olive hospital
  07/20/08
Washing machines arent frigid cunts.
Seedy Parlor Friendly Grandma
  09/09/08
i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questi...
french bipolar whorehouse dog poop
  09/09/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: Frum base

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619824)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:27 PM
Author: coral rehab corn cake

I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619834)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: Light shrine sound barrier

that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment within the past 24 hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917422)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: brass cuckoldry

FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT,

*BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYONE IN THE THREAD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: flesh slippery den

The washing machine has an off button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619841)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: motley police squad digit ratio

Some washing machines are attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Frum base

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619846)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: motley police squad digit ratio

Compare ...

http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrief/2006Spring/images/articles/law_review_staff.jpg

http://www.lge.com/products/model/detail/wd-1412rd.jhtml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619878)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: Frum base

no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619892)





Date: November 20th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: Azure abnormal resort yarmulke

Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have found much uglier people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917553)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:59 AM
Author: Crusty gas station rigor

TIOCTCR

more representative image of LS girls

http://thepiratesdilemma.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/toxic_avenger.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991887)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: coral rehab corn cake

They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619891)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: Light shrine sound barrier

lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917423)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

Washing machines do the laundry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619898)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: motley police squad digit ratio

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619907)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

People fuck washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619901)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

About ten pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619903)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: coral rehab corn cake

This one is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619906)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Frum base

yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619921)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

A washing machine got where it was by hard work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619910)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: motley police squad digit ratio

Washing machines serve a useful purpose.

ZING! I win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619912)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Frum base

third time was a charm. nicely done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619917)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:46 AM
Author: adventurous massive internal respiration cumskin

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622016)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: coral rehab corn cake

You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619916)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: motley police squad digit ratio

A washing machine knows its place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619937)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

A washing machine doesn't have break outs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619957)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: marvelous beta corner deer antler

a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotline when you kick the shit out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619958)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: motley police squad digit ratio

When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619963)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: unholy business firm alpha

A washing machine can be delicate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619964)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to shut the fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: domesticated regret old irish cottage

this made me laugh for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619966)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, and it's actually irrelevant that you're comparing the woman to a washing machine.

I didn't know why I laughed when I thought of this joke, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619983)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:47 PM
Author: ungodly queen of the night

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620294)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:17 AM
Author: dull space tank

ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were meant in reply to the put it out with the trash comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627248)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: dull space tank

I'm confused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627252)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:44 PM
Author: clear very tactful degenerate

just horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668383)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:09 AM
Author: Frum base

you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machine you DON'T put it out with the trash".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991015)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end of each cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619994)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: Frum base

you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine jokes? that would be quite a coup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620004)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: soggy lascivious parlour round eye

Decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620018)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: coral rehab corn cake

I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a washing machine when it wasn't turned on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620023)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: lime faggot firefighter office

polite applause

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626065)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

A washing machine has more curves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screwdriver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620032)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Lake thriller church

Good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620038)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

Washing machines will never get an abortion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620036)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Lake thriller church

Washing machines can get wet when they need to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620043)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

This was going to be my next joke!

Hi five!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620054)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Lake thriller church

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620078)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an Asian man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: iridescent odious institution half-breed

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917764)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:14 AM
Author: kink-friendly site newt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141606)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Supple bawdyhouse stock car

A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620047)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620049)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: motley police squad digit ratio

A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620064)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620069)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: coral rehab corn cake

Their father never touched a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620075)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Lake thriller church

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620084)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

A washing machine looks good without clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620121)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620125)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

Neither of them wear bras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620135)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:14 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when you grab its knobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620138)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: domesticated regret old irish cottage

washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how they're a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620140)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

Heehee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620152)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Frum base

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620153)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: Frum base

washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620141)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

A man can actually turn on a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620145)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: domesticated regret old irish cottage

partners trust their washing machines with important work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620148)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

Heh, heh, heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620156)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: clear very tactful degenerate

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668438)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

Washing machines won't sue XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620155)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:09 AM
Author: brilliant soul-stirring coldplay fan black woman

LOL. I really liked this for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141602)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620160)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

Men want washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620168)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:27 PM
Author: silver public bath lettuce

underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992090)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible swollen church building puppy

wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620217)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes
Subject: Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo

Do they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620239)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you turn it on and dump a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620259)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:45 PM
Author: motley police squad digit ratio

Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620278)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:15 AM
Author: rebellious ape

Not bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141698)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

Men want washing machines at home.

Washing machines fit in the back of trucks.

Washing machines don't hate sex.

Washing machines eventually shut the fuck up after you dump a load in it.

Washing machines don't need plastic surgery to look nice.

Washing machines don't hurt as much when they fall on you.

Washing machines don't wear awkward pansuits all the time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620281)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: clear very tactful degenerate

B

A

A-

B-

C

B

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668533)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: hateful clown patrolman

One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620288)





Date: September 9th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Buck-toothed station

This one's my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621222)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:48 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620302)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:50 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

Washing machines don't scare little children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620313)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: Arrogant center

one fucking eighty for this whole thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621980)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:40 AM
Author: brass cuckoldry

A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking the washing machine.

*rape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622000)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: adventurous massive internal respiration cumskin

when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it doesn't cry rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622009)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:20 AM
Author: Primrose swashbuckling kitty

washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a sweet offer, whereas they didn't get shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626050)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: Henna haunting box office turdskin

The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the creek better fits the crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627407)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: fluffy racy toilet seat

When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627443)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:43 PM
Author: soggy lascivious parlour round eye

True dat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808126)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: vermilion cracking son of senegal

washing machines have a warm cycle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627456)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: Primrose swashbuckling kitty

when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns them on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627469)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:01 PM
Author: Sapphire Jewess State

one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will probably work for two years, get pregnant, and never earn another dime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: tantric step-uncle's house

Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668365)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:10 PM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody" cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668478)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: opaque galvanic windowlicker marketing idea

A washing machine can make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:20 PM
Author: 180 locus

Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668513)





Date: September 20th, 2007 9:03 PM
Author: Laughsome white wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668647)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Primrose swashbuckling kitty

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689695)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:31 PM
Author: 180 locus

fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689820)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: Maize appetizing national security agency

I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668955)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling emerald prole blood rage

A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689735)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: Primrose swashbuckling kitty

*crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689745)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:42 PM
Author: diverse mad cow disease
Subject: bump

more!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808121)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Primrose swashbuckling kitty

washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals because they just realized that there were two whole classis for which they didn't do the reading. "OMG - what am i going to do! i stayed at Rashiid's Law Review House Party WAAAY too late on Sunday night -- past 9:00pm! AND i had two glasses of wine. OMG - the Samosas were delicious, and that was sooo much fun playing "ORder of the Coif - the Board Game". but now my finals are ruined - this partaying is out of hand!" *shriek*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916108)





Date: November 19th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant Masturbator Theater Stage

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916201)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: Carmine aromatic azn

Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916185)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: Henna haunting box office turdskin

Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916536)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:17 AM
Author: rebellious ape

lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141699)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come finals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917463)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:50 AM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

Washing machines have better hygiene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917467)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: cocky mentally impaired heaven telephone

you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review chick and spinning her around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917473)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: brilliant soul-stirring coldplay fan black woman

dammit. I am a bad person now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141604)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:59 AM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded School Useless Brakes

Washing machines have better legs.

Washing machines don't have hairy underarms.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917475)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Frozen library bbw

Loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917484)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:44 AM
Author: Hairraiser school cafeteria liquid oxygen

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991840)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: brilliant soul-stirring coldplay fan black woman

well done!

but I was softened up by the kitten joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141605)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: Frozen library bbw

Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917486)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: Henna haunting box office turdskin

A washing machine can't grow a mustache

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917491)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:19 PM
Author: flushed area

luluz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917754)





Date: November 29th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: Primrose swashbuckling kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8954079)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:05 AM
Author: Excitant sinister point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981375)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:30 AM
Author: Jet-lagged comical kitchen knife

A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a bunch of loads in it.

I don't have to be drunk to use a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981415)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:31 AM
Author: Seedy Parlor Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990927)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: Seedy Parlor Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990938)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:41 AM
Author: Twinkling Razzmatazz Roast Beef Coffee Pot

Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapped in my basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990948)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:43 AM
Author: vigorous idiotic spot ceo

Washing machines smell nice

Washing machines rinse

Washing machines come in different shapes and sizes

Washing machines were invented to make life easier for human beings



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990951)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:45 AM
Author: Heady Trailer Park Ladyboy

The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990955)





Date: September 9th, 2008 9:23 AM
Author: smoky shaky mother dragon

This is underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141764)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:06 AM
Author: Frum base

A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine. (tyty t7stud)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991009)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:17 AM
Author: boyish address

A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return it and get a brand new one if it's a lemon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991034)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:22 AM
Author: Cerebral legal warrant circlehead

When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell like you're sticking your dick in a jar of three year old mayonnaise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991046)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:51 AM
Author: vigorous idiotic spot ceo

Hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991884)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:24 AM
Author: Heady Trailer Park Ladyboy

The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991050)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:02 AM
Author: Seedy Parlor Friendly Grandma

damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up your game, xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991820)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:10 AM
Author: Wonderful erotic mexican chad

Riding a laundry machine can be fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991850)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: Wonderful erotic mexican chad

Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991851)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: Wonderful erotic mexican chad

A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991852)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Wonderful erotic mexican chad

A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991854)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:22 AM
Author: Deep Lodge Hominid

wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the old portion of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991863)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:45 AM
Author: buff trip skinny woman psychic

wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991957)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:01 PM
Author: Deep Lodge Hominid

sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got approving responses.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992134)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:29 AM
Author: Brindle Floppy Meetinghouse Dingle Berry

last one is kind of funny.

not in vacuum, but in the context of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141609)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:13 AM
Author: cream reading party casino

washing machines can drive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991895)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:45 PM
Author: olive hospital

Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992115)





Date: September 9th, 2008 1:22 AM
Author: Seedy Parlor Friendly Grandma

Washing machines arent frigid cunts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141042)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:26 AM
Author: french bipolar whorehouse dog poop

i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questions about "pro bono opportunities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141608)