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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:25 PM Author: Saffron swollen kitty cat bbw you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619824) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:27 PM Author: Light nudist spot I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619834) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM Author: curious half-breed that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment within the past 24 hours (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917422) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:35 PM Author: Light nudist spot They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619891) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM Author: marvelous psychic Washing machines do the laundry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619898) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM Author: Gold generalized bond business firm Not bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619907) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM Author: marvelous psychic People fuck washing machines. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619901) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM Author: marvelous psychic About ten pounds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619903) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM Author: Light nudist spot This one is good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619906) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM Author: marvelous psychic A washing machine got where it was by hard work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619910) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM Author: Gold generalized bond business firm Washing machines serve a useful purpose.
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM Author: marvelous psychic A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913) |
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Date: September 10th, 2007 12:46 AM Author: know-it-all internal respiration rehab 179 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622016) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM Author: Light nudist spot You hope your washing machine still works in ten years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619916) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:43 PM Author: Gold generalized bond business firm A washing machine knows its place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619937) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM Author: marvelous psychic A washing machine doesn't have break outs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619957) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM Author: Lake Mediation a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotline when you kick the shit out of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619958) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM Author: Gold generalized bond business firm When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ the trash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619963) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM Author: Fragrant big-titted skinny woman A washing machine can be delicate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619964) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM Author: marvelous psychic A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to shut the fuck up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM Author: soul-stirring chestnut boiling water this made me laugh for some reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619966) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:50 PM Author: marvelous psychic Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, and it's actually irrelevant that you're comparing the woman to a washing machine.
I didn't know why I laughed when I thought of this joke, either. |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:47 PM Author: Beta Medicated Pit *lol* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620294) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 11:17 AM Author: supple bat-shit-crazy mother trailer park ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were meant in reply to the put it out with the trash comment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627248) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM Author: supple bat-shit-crazy mother trailer park I'm confused. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627252) |
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Date: September 20th, 2007 7:44 PM Author: Effete Frisky Legal Warrant Wrinkle just horrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668383) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 2:09 AM Author: Saffron swollen kitty cat bbw you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machine you DON'T put it out with the trash". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991015) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:51 PM Author: marvelous psychic A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end of each cycle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619994) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM Author: Light nudist spot I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a washing machine when it wasn't turned on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620023) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 12:24 AM Author: fuchsia address polite applause (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626065) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:55 PM Author: marvelous psychic A washing machine has more curves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620025) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:56 PM Author: marvelous psychic Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screwdriver. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620032) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM Author: zombie-like gunner Good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620038) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM Author: marvelous psychic Washing machines will never get an abortion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620036) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM Author: zombie-like gunner Washing machines can get wet when they need to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620043) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM Author: marvelous psychic This was going to be my next joke!
Hi five! |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM Author: zombie-like gunner *high five* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620078) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM Author: marvelous psychic A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an Asian man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM Author: green messiness french chef A washing machine has less lint in its belly button. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620047) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM Author: marvelous psychic Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a basement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620049) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM Author: Gold generalized bond business firm A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620064) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM Author: marvelous psychic A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative action. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620069) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:03 PM Author: Light nudist spot Their father never touched a washing machine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620075) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM Author: zombie-like gunner Excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620084) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM Author: marvelous psychic A washing machine looks good without clothes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620121) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM Author: marvelous psychic A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620125) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:13 PM Author: marvelous psychic Neither of them wear bras. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620135) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:14 PM Author: marvelous psychic Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when you grab its knobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620138) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM Author: soul-stirring chestnut boiling water washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how they're a washing machine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620140) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM Author: marvelous psychic A man can actually turn on a washing machine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620145) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM Author: soul-stirring chestnut boiling water partners trust their washing machines with important work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620148) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM Author: marvelous psychic Heh, heh, heh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620156) |
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Date: September 20th, 2007 7:59 PM Author: Effete Frisky Legal Warrant Wrinkle nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668438) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM Author: marvelous psychic Washing machines won't sue XO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620155) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM Author: marvelous psychic I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620160) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:20 PM Author: marvelous psychic Men want washing machines. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620168) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:37 PM Author: marvelous psychic Subject: Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo Do they? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620239) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:41 PM Author: marvelous psychic A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you turn it on and dump a load in it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620259) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:45 PM Author: Gold generalized bond business firm Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620278) |
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Date: September 9th, 2008 8:15 AM Author: cerebral lettuce Not bad at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141698) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM Author: marvelous psychic Men want washing machines at home.
Washing machines fit in the back of trucks.
Washing machines don't hate sex.
Washing machines eventually shut the fuck up after you dump a load in it.
Washing machines don't need plastic surgery to look nice.
Washing machines don't hurt as much when they fall on you.
Washing machines don't wear awkward pansuits all the time.
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM Author: territorial stag film party of the first part One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620288) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:50 PM Author: marvelous psychic Washing machines don't scare little children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620313) |
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*rape* |
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Date: September 10th, 2007 12:42 AM Author: know-it-all internal respiration rehab when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it doesn't cry rape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622009) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 12:20 AM Author: orchid fat ankles washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a sweet offer, whereas they didn't get shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626050) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 12:34 PM Author: Dark resort The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the creek better fits the crime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627407) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 1:01 PM Author: Hyperactive violent ticket booth one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will probably work for two years, get pregnant, and never earn another dime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627487) |
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Date: September 20th, 2007 7:37 PM Author: flushed indecent alpha Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668365) |
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Date: September 20th, 2007 8:10 PM Author: marvelous psychic Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody" cycle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668478) |
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Date: November 19th, 2007 10:59 PM Author: Charismatic coffee pot parlour Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916185) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 12:17 AM Author: Dark resort Washing machines accept both white and colored loads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916536) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 9:46 AM Author: marvelous psychic A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come finals. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917463) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 9:50 AM Author: marvelous psychic Washing machines have better hygiene. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917467) |
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Washing machines don't have hairy underarms.
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Date: November 20th, 2007 10:08 AM Author: bisexual geriatric station Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917486) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 10:13 AM Author: Dark resort A washing machine can't grow a mustache (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917491) |
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Date: July 17th, 2008 9:30 AM Author: Spruce narrow-minded incel A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a bunch of loads in it.
I don't have to be drunk to use a washing machine. |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:36 AM Author: crystalline dingle berry filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990938) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:41 AM Author: rose pistol locus Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapped in my basement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990948) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:43 AM Author: Irradiated Vengeful Hominid Washing machines smell nice Washing machines rinse Washing machines come in different shapes and sizes Washing machines were invented to make life easier for human beings
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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:45 AM Author: Floppy Ocher Dysfunction Cumskin The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990955) |
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Date: September 9th, 2008 9:23 AM Author: Amber Exhilarant Stead Mad Cow Disease This is underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141764) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 2:17 AM Author: glassy lay international law enforcement agency A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return it and get a brand new one if it's a lemon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991034) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 2:22 AM Author: offensive range scourge upon the earth When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell like you're sticking your dick in a jar of three year old mayonnaise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991046) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:51 AM Author: Irradiated Vengeful Hominid Hahahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991884) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 2:24 AM Author: Floppy Ocher Dysfunction Cumskin The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a washing machine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991050) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 9:02 AM Author: crystalline dingle berry filthpig damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up your game, xo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991820) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:10 AM Author: Citrine multi-colored depressive Riding a laundry machine can be fun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991850) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM Author: Citrine multi-colored depressive Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991851) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM Author: Citrine multi-colored depressive A laundry machine will help keep your house clean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991852) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:13 AM Author: Citrine multi-colored depressive A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991854) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:22 AM Author: Black liquid oxygen wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the old portion of this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991863) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 11:45 AM Author: cocky market sex offender wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991957) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:01 PM Author: Black liquid oxygen sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got approving responses. http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045
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Date: September 9th, 2008 6:29 AM Author: twinkling organic girlfriend last one is kind of funny.
not in vacuum, but in the context of xo. |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 11:13 AM Author: cream sneaky criminal hell washing machines can drive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991895) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 12:45 PM Author: maize vivacious masturbator Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992115) |
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Date: September 9th, 2008 1:22 AM Author: crystalline dingle berry filthpig Washing machines arent frigid cunts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141042) |
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Date: September 9th, 2008 6:26 AM Author: razzmatazz cerise national associate i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questions about "pro bono opportunities." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141608) |