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diff between a chick on law review and a washing machine?

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow...
Exciting fishy menage headpube
  09/09/07
I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.
mischievous indirect expression
  09/09/07
that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment wit...
Stirring poppy ladyboy
  11/20/07
FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT, *BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYON...
aphrodisiac antidepressant drug
  09/10/07
The washing machine has an off button.
Green adventurous electric furnace
  09/09/07
Some washing machines are attractive.
Opaque crackhouse
  09/09/07
excellent.
Exciting fishy menage headpube
  09/09/07
Compare ... http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrie...
Opaque crackhouse
  09/09/07
no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.
Exciting fishy menage headpube
  09/09/07
Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have foun...
Medicated vigorous love of her life son of senegal
  11/20/07
TIOCTCR more representative image of LS girls http://t...
Amber pit kitty cat
  07/20/08
They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.
mischievous indirect expression
  09/09/07
lololol
Stirring poppy ladyboy
  11/20/07
Washing machines do the laundry.
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
Not bad.
Opaque crackhouse
  09/09/07
People fuck washing machines.
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
About ten pounds.
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
This one is good.
mischievous indirect expression
  09/09/07
yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50...
Exciting fishy menage headpube
  09/09/07
A washing machine got where it was by hard work.
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
Washing machines serve a useful purpose. ZING! I win.
Opaque crackhouse
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
third time was a charm. nicely done.
Exciting fishy menage headpube
  09/09/07
179
Translucent vengeful ceo
  09/10/07
You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.
mischievous indirect expression
  09/09/07
A washing machine knows its place.
Opaque crackhouse
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't have break outs.
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotlin...
irradiated address
  09/09/07
When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ th...
Opaque crackhouse
  09/09/07
A washing machine can be delicate
Pearl bossy home
  09/09/07
A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to s...
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
this made me laugh for some reason
Stubborn Striped Hyena Field
  09/09/07
Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, a...
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
*lol*
Irate brass cumskin theatre
  09/09/07
ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were mean...
cerebral french chef wagecucks
  09/11/07
I'm confused.
cerebral french chef wagecucks
  09/11/07
just horrible.
Garnet ticket booth
  09/20/07
you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machi...
Exciting fishy menage headpube
  07/20/08
A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end...
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine...
Exciting fishy menage headpube
  09/09/07
Decent
vivacious space
  09/09/07
I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a w...
mischievous indirect expression
  09/09/07
polite applause
Flatulent chestnut spot
  09/11/07
A washing machine has more curves.
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screw...
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
Good.
Hairraiser lodge dragon
  09/09/07
Washing machines will never get an abortion.
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
Washing machines can get wet when they need to.
Hairraiser lodge dragon
  09/09/07
This was going to be my next joke! Hi five!
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
*high five*
Hairraiser lodge dragon
  09/09/07
A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an A...
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
underrated
Supple tantric azn athletic conference
  11/20/07
lol
seedy mad cow disease
  09/09/08
A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.
mildly autistic chrome gaping locus
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a base...
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than i...
Opaque crackhouse
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative ...
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
Their father never touched a washing machine.
mischievous indirect expression
  09/09/07
Excellent.
Hairraiser lodge dragon
  09/09/07
A washing machine looks good without clothes.
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
Neither of them wear bras.
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when ...
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how ...
Stubborn Striped Hyena Field
  09/09/07
Heehee.
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
excellent.
Exciting fishy menage headpube
  09/09/07
washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI wo...
Exciting fishy menage headpube
  09/09/07
A man can actually turn on a washing machine.
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
partners trust their washing machines with important work
Stubborn Striped Hyena Field
  09/09/07
Heh, heh, heh.
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
nice.
Garnet ticket booth
  09/20/07
Washing machines won't sue XO.
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
LOL. I really liked this for some reason
passionate wine property
  09/09/08
I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
Men want washing machines.
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
underratted
fragrant orange step-uncle's house boiling water
  07/20/08
wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done
elite wonderful corner
  09/09/07
Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you tur...
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.
Opaque crackhouse
  09/09/07
Not bad at all.
Titillating alcoholic round eye national
  09/09/08
Men want washing machines at home. Washing machines fit ...
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
B A A- B- C B A
Garnet ticket booth
  09/20/07
One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.
Nofapping sick heaven selfie
  09/09/07
This one's my favorite.
Comical hospital
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't scare little children.
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/09/07
one fucking eighty for this whole thread
honey-headed hall
  09/10/07
A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking ...
aphrodisiac antidepressant drug
  09/10/07
when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it d...
Translucent vengeful ceo
  09/10/07
washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a...
razzmatazz faggotry house
  09/11/07
The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the ...
pale voyeur useless brakes
  09/11/07
When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for m...
Geriatric fantasy-prone locale
  09/11/07
True dat.
vivacious space
  10/24/07
washing machines have a warm cycle
Territorial Appetizing Telephone Crotch
  09/11/07
when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns...
razzmatazz faggotry house
  09/11/07
one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will ...
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  09/11/07
Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.
Navy heady mediation church
  09/20/07
Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody&...
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  09/20/07
A washing machine can make partner.
Motley church building
  09/20/07
Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP
lascivious brunch blood rage
  09/20/07
lol
bistre piazza
  09/20/07
ha
razzmatazz faggotry house
  09/25/07
fuck off
lascivious brunch blood rage
  09/25/07
I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine
Self-absorbed spectacular location
  09/20/07
A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand
underhanded carnelian fortuitous meteor parlour
  09/25/07
*crickets*
razzmatazz faggotry house
  09/25/07
bump
filthy bawdyhouse
  10/24/07
washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals be...
razzmatazz faggotry house
  11/19/07
lulz
thriller tan marketing idea national security agency
  11/19/07
Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.
mentally impaired party of the first part
  11/19/07
Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.
pale voyeur useless brakes
  11/20/07
lulz.
Titillating alcoholic round eye national
  09/09/08
A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come fi...
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  11/20/07
Washing machines have better hygiene.
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  11/20/07
you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review c...
jade stead death wish
  11/20/07
dammit. I am a bad person now.
passionate wine property
  09/09/08
Washing machines have better legs. Washing machines don't...
exhilarant stain internal respiration
  11/20/07
Loads.
flesh range
  11/20/07
Underrated.
Dull goal in life
  07/20/08
well done! but I was softened up by the kitten joke.
passionate wine property
  09/09/08
Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.
flesh range
  11/20/07
A washing machine can't grow a mustache
pale voyeur useless brakes
  11/20/07
luluz
Glittery hell
  11/20/07
180
razzmatazz faggotry house
  11/29/07
...
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  07/17/08
A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a...
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  07/17/08
...
Soul-stirring Buff Lay
  07/20/08
...
Soul-stirring Buff Lay
  07/20/08
Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapp...
rough-skinned stage fat ankles
  07/20/08
Washing machines smell nice Washing machines rinse Washing...
talented station juggernaut
  07/20/08
The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.
swashbuckling salmon area milk
  07/20/08
This is underrated.
laughsome point
  09/09/08
A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine....
Exciting fishy menage headpube
  07/20/08
A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return ...
nighttime whorehouse
  07/20/08
When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell li...
white excitant principal's office
  07/20/08
Hahahahaha
talented station juggernaut
  07/20/08
The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a w...
swashbuckling salmon area milk
  07/20/08
damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up y...
Soul-stirring Buff Lay
  07/20/08
Riding a laundry machine can be fun.
Avocado casino
  07/20/08
Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.
Avocado casino
  07/20/08
A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.
Avocado casino
  07/20/08
A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.
Avocado casino
  07/20/08
wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the o...
Violet histrionic philosopher-king
  07/20/08
wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.
Balding plum dilemma keepsake machete
  07/20/08
sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got appro...
Violet histrionic philosopher-king
  07/20/08
last one is kind of funny. not in vacuum, but in the cont...
aggressive plaza
  09/09/08
washing machines can drive
naked patrolman
  07/20/08
Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.
Iridescent Painfully Honest Center
  07/20/08
Washing machines arent frigid cunts.
Soul-stirring Buff Lay
  09/09/08
i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questi...
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  09/09/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: Exciting fishy menage headpube

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619824)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:27 PM
Author: mischievous indirect expression

I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619834)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: Stirring poppy ladyboy

that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment within the past 24 hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917422)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: aphrodisiac antidepressant drug

FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT,

*BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYONE IN THE THREAD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Green adventurous electric furnace

The washing machine has an off button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619841)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Opaque crackhouse

Some washing machines are attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Exciting fishy menage headpube

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619846)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: Opaque crackhouse

Compare ...

http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrief/2006Spring/images/articles/law_review_staff.jpg

http://www.lge.com/products/model/detail/wd-1412rd.jhtml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619878)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: Exciting fishy menage headpube

no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619892)





Date: November 20th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: Medicated vigorous love of her life son of senegal

Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have found much uglier people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917553)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:59 AM
Author: Amber pit kitty cat

TIOCTCR

more representative image of LS girls

http://thepiratesdilemma.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/toxic_avenger.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991887)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: mischievous indirect expression

They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619891)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: Stirring poppy ladyboy

lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917423)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

Washing machines do the laundry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619898)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Opaque crackhouse

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619907)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

People fuck washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619901)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

About ten pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619903)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: mischievous indirect expression

This one is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619906)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Exciting fishy menage headpube

yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619921)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

A washing machine got where it was by hard work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619910)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Opaque crackhouse

Washing machines serve a useful purpose.

ZING! I win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619912)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Exciting fishy menage headpube

third time was a charm. nicely done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619917)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:46 AM
Author: Translucent vengeful ceo

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622016)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: mischievous indirect expression

You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619916)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Opaque crackhouse

A washing machine knows its place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619937)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

A washing machine doesn't have break outs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619957)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: irradiated address

a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotline when you kick the shit out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619958)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Opaque crackhouse

When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619963)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Pearl bossy home

A washing machine can be delicate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619964)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to shut the fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Stubborn Striped Hyena Field

this made me laugh for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619966)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, and it's actually irrelevant that you're comparing the woman to a washing machine.

I didn't know why I laughed when I thought of this joke, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619983)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:47 PM
Author: Irate brass cumskin theatre

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620294)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:17 AM
Author: cerebral french chef wagecucks

ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were meant in reply to the put it out with the trash comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627248)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: cerebral french chef wagecucks

I'm confused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627252)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:44 PM
Author: Garnet ticket booth

just horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668383)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:09 AM
Author: Exciting fishy menage headpube

you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machine you DON'T put it out with the trash".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991015)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end of each cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619994)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: Exciting fishy menage headpube

you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine jokes? that would be quite a coup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620004)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: vivacious space

Decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620018)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: mischievous indirect expression

I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a washing machine when it wasn't turned on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620023)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: Flatulent chestnut spot

polite applause

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626065)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

A washing machine has more curves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screwdriver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620032)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser lodge dragon

Good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620038)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

Washing machines will never get an abortion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620036)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Hairraiser lodge dragon

Washing machines can get wet when they need to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620043)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

This was going to be my next joke!

Hi five!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620054)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser lodge dragon

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620078)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an Asian man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: Supple tantric azn athletic conference

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917764)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:14 AM
Author: seedy mad cow disease

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141606)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: mildly autistic chrome gaping locus

A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620047)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620049)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Opaque crackhouse

A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620064)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620069)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: mischievous indirect expression

Their father never touched a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620075)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser lodge dragon

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620084)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

A washing machine looks good without clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620121)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620125)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

Neither of them wear bras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620135)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:14 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when you grab its knobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620138)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: Stubborn Striped Hyena Field

washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how they're a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620140)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

Heehee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620152)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Exciting fishy menage headpube

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620153)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: Exciting fishy menage headpube

washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620141)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

A man can actually turn on a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620145)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: Stubborn Striped Hyena Field

partners trust their washing machines with important work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620148)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

Heh, heh, heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620156)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: Garnet ticket booth

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668438)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

Washing machines won't sue XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620155)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:09 AM
Author: passionate wine property

LOL. I really liked this for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141602)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620160)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

Men want washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620168)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:27 PM
Author: fragrant orange step-uncle's house boiling water

underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992090)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: elite wonderful corner

wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620217)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration
Subject: Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo

Do they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620239)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you turn it on and dump a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620259)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:45 PM
Author: Opaque crackhouse

Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620278)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:15 AM
Author: Titillating alcoholic round eye national

Not bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141698)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

Men want washing machines at home.

Washing machines fit in the back of trucks.

Washing machines don't hate sex.

Washing machines eventually shut the fuck up after you dump a load in it.

Washing machines don't need plastic surgery to look nice.

Washing machines don't hurt as much when they fall on you.

Washing machines don't wear awkward pansuits all the time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620281)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: Garnet ticket booth

B

A

A-

B-

C

B

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668533)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: Nofapping sick heaven selfie

One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620288)





Date: September 9th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Comical hospital

This one's my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621222)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:48 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620302)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:50 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

Washing machines don't scare little children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620313)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: honey-headed hall

one fucking eighty for this whole thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621980)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:40 AM
Author: aphrodisiac antidepressant drug

A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking the washing machine.

*rape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622000)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: Translucent vengeful ceo

when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it doesn't cry rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622009)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:20 AM
Author: razzmatazz faggotry house

washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a sweet offer, whereas they didn't get shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626050)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: pale voyeur useless brakes

The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the creek better fits the crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627407)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: Geriatric fantasy-prone locale

When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627443)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:43 PM
Author: vivacious space

True dat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808126)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: Territorial Appetizing Telephone Crotch

washing machines have a warm cycle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627456)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz faggotry house

when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns them on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627469)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:01 PM
Author: concupiscible transparent tanning salon sneaky criminal

one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will probably work for two years, get pregnant, and never earn another dime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: Navy heady mediation church

Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668365)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:10 PM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody" cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668478)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: Motley church building

A washing machine can make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:20 PM
Author: lascivious brunch blood rage

Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668513)





Date: September 20th, 2007 9:03 PM
Author: bistre piazza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668647)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz faggotry house

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689695)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:31 PM
Author: lascivious brunch blood rage

fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689820)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: Self-absorbed spectacular location

I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668955)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:08 PM
Author: underhanded carnelian fortuitous meteor parlour

A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689735)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz faggotry house

*crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689745)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:42 PM
Author: filthy bawdyhouse
Subject: bump

more!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808121)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz faggotry house

washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals because they just realized that there were two whole classis for which they didn't do the reading. "OMG - what am i going to do! i stayed at Rashiid's Law Review House Party WAAAY too late on Sunday night -- past 9:00pm! AND i had two glasses of wine. OMG - the Samosas were delicious, and that was sooo much fun playing "ORder of the Coif - the Board Game". but now my finals are ruined - this partaying is out of hand!" *shriek*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916108)





Date: November 19th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: thriller tan marketing idea national security agency

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916201)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: mentally impaired party of the first part

Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916185)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: pale voyeur useless brakes

Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916536)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:17 AM
Author: Titillating alcoholic round eye national

lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141699)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come finals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917463)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:50 AM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

Washing machines have better hygiene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917467)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: jade stead death wish

you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review chick and spinning her around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917473)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: passionate wine property

dammit. I am a bad person now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141604)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:59 AM
Author: exhilarant stain internal respiration

Washing machines have better legs.

Washing machines don't have hairy underarms.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917475)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: flesh range

Loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917484)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:44 AM
Author: Dull goal in life

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991840)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: passionate wine property

well done!

but I was softened up by the kitten joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141605)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: flesh range

Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917486)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: pale voyeur useless brakes

A washing machine can't grow a mustache

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917491)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:19 PM
Author: Glittery hell

luluz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917754)





Date: November 29th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz faggotry house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8954079)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:05 AM
Author: claret contagious personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981375)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:30 AM
Author: Rebellious chapel dopamine

A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a bunch of loads in it.

I don't have to be drunk to use a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981415)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:31 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Buff Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990927)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Buff Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990938)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:41 AM
Author: rough-skinned stage fat ankles

Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapped in my basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990948)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:43 AM
Author: talented station juggernaut

Washing machines smell nice

Washing machines rinse

Washing machines come in different shapes and sizes

Washing machines were invented to make life easier for human beings



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990951)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:45 AM
Author: swashbuckling salmon area milk

The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990955)





Date: September 9th, 2008 9:23 AM
Author: laughsome point

This is underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141764)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:06 AM
Author: Exciting fishy menage headpube

A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine. (tyty t7stud)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991009)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:17 AM
Author: nighttime whorehouse

A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return it and get a brand new one if it's a lemon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991034)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:22 AM
Author: white excitant principal's office

When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell like you're sticking your dick in a jar of three year old mayonnaise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991046)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:51 AM
Author: talented station juggernaut

Hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991884)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:24 AM
Author: swashbuckling salmon area milk

The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991050)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Buff Lay

damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up your game, xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991820)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:10 AM
Author: Avocado casino

Riding a laundry machine can be fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991850)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: Avocado casino

Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991851)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: Avocado casino

A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991852)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Avocado casino

A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991854)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:22 AM
Author: Violet histrionic philosopher-king

wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the old portion of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991863)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:45 AM
Author: Balding plum dilemma keepsake machete

wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991957)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:01 PM
Author: Violet histrionic philosopher-king

sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got approving responses.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992134)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:29 AM
Author: aggressive plaza

last one is kind of funny.

not in vacuum, but in the context of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141609)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:13 AM
Author: naked patrolman

washing machines can drive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991895)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:45 PM
Author: Iridescent Painfully Honest Center

Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992115)





Date: September 9th, 2008 1:22 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Buff Lay

Washing machines arent frigid cunts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141042)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:26 AM
Author: Splenetic Mad-dog Skullcap Public Bath

i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questions about "pro bono opportunities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141608)