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diff between a chick on law review and a washing machine?

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow...
mischievous selfie international law enforcement agency
  09/09/07
I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.
hyperactive giraffe
  09/09/07
that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment wit...
Bronze underhanded sweet tailpipe
  11/20/07
FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT, *BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYON...
histrionic market police squad
  09/10/07
The washing machine has an off button.
Maize titillating school cafeteria preventive strike
  09/09/07
Some washing machines are attractive.
sticky kitchen legend
  09/09/07
excellent.
mischievous selfie international law enforcement agency
  09/09/07
Compare ... http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrie...
sticky kitchen legend
  09/09/07
no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.
mischievous selfie international law enforcement agency
  09/09/07
Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have foun...
Ungodly gas station
  11/20/07
TIOCTCR more representative image of LS girls http://t...
dull arousing telephone queen of the night
  07/20/08
They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.
hyperactive giraffe
  09/09/07
lololol
Bronze underhanded sweet tailpipe
  11/20/07
Washing machines do the laundry.
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
Not bad.
sticky kitchen legend
  09/09/07
People fuck washing machines.
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
About ten pounds.
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
This one is good.
hyperactive giraffe
  09/09/07
yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50...
mischievous selfie international law enforcement agency
  09/09/07
A washing machine got where it was by hard work.
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
Washing machines serve a useful purpose. ZING! I win.
sticky kitchen legend
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
third time was a charm. nicely done.
mischievous selfie international law enforcement agency
  09/09/07
179
Odious well-lubricated whorehouse
  09/10/07
You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.
hyperactive giraffe
  09/09/07
A washing machine knows its place.
sticky kitchen legend
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't have break outs.
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotlin...
obsidian stirring office boistinker
  09/09/07
When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ th...
sticky kitchen legend
  09/09/07
A washing machine can be delicate
painfully honest floppy abode
  09/09/07
A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to s...
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
this made me laugh for some reason
Wine effete senate coffee pot
  09/09/07
Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, a...
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
*lol*
frum tripping church affirmative action
  09/09/07
ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were mean...
pearly supple stead masturbator
  09/11/07
I'm confused.
pearly supple stead masturbator
  09/11/07
just horrible.
pink depressive
  09/20/07
you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machi...
mischievous selfie international law enforcement agency
  07/20/08
A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end...
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine...
mischievous selfie international law enforcement agency
  09/09/07
Decent
bearded corner mediation
  09/09/07
I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a w...
hyperactive giraffe
  09/09/07
polite applause
free-loading startling trust fund
  09/11/07
A washing machine has more curves.
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screw...
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
Good.
bat shit crazy pontificating institution
  09/09/07
Washing machines will never get an abortion.
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
Washing machines can get wet when they need to.
bat shit crazy pontificating institution
  09/09/07
This was going to be my next joke! Hi five!
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
*high five*
bat shit crazy pontificating institution
  09/09/07
A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an A...
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
underrated
cerebral lodge antidepressant drug
  11/20/07
lol
Crusty Heaven Round Eye
  09/09/08
A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.
Nighttime crawly pozpig hall
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a base...
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than i...
sticky kitchen legend
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative ...
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
Their father never touched a washing machine.
hyperactive giraffe
  09/09/07
Excellent.
bat shit crazy pontificating institution
  09/09/07
A washing machine looks good without clothes.
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
Neither of them wear bras.
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when ...
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how ...
Wine effete senate coffee pot
  09/09/07
Heehee.
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
excellent.
mischievous selfie international law enforcement agency
  09/09/07
washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI wo...
mischievous selfie international law enforcement agency
  09/09/07
A man can actually turn on a washing machine.
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
partners trust their washing machines with important work
Wine effete senate coffee pot
  09/09/07
Heh, heh, heh.
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
nice.
pink depressive
  09/20/07
Washing machines won't sue XO.
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
LOL. I really liked this for some reason
Ultramarine territorial hospital cuckold
  09/09/08
I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
Men want washing machines.
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
underratted
wonderful persian brunch
  07/20/08
wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done
violent angry reading party space
  09/09/07
Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you tur...
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.
sticky kitchen legend
  09/09/07
Not bad at all.
Big Mentally Impaired Potus Fat Ankles
  09/09/08
Men want washing machines at home. Washing machines fit ...
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
B A A- B- C B A
pink depressive
  09/20/07
One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.
yellow garrison
  09/09/07
This one's my favorite.
clear stag film
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't scare little children.
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/09/07
one fucking eighty for this whole thread
Carmine locale
  09/10/07
A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking ...
histrionic market police squad
  09/10/07
when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it d...
Odious well-lubricated whorehouse
  09/10/07
washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a...
Jade location
  09/11/07
The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the ...
Sinister Range Main People
  09/11/07
When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for m...
self-centered sneaky criminal
  09/11/07
True dat.
bearded corner mediation
  10/24/07
washing machines have a warm cycle
Splenetic knife
  09/11/07
when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns...
Jade location
  09/11/07
one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will ...
crimson talented pit corn cake
  09/11/07
Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.
Sepia cocky dog poop locus
  09/20/07
Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody&...
Pungent half-breed parlor
  09/20/07
A washing machine can make partner.
Kink-friendly Mustard Son Of Senegal
  09/20/07
Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP
Contagious address
  09/20/07
lol
adventurous tantric blood rage faggotry
  09/20/07
ha
Jade location
  09/25/07
fuck off
Contagious address
  09/25/07
I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine
Gold Crackhouse
  09/20/07
A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand
bossy jet generalized bond
  09/25/07
*crickets*
Jade location
  09/25/07
bump
Fluffy Greedy Hominid Ape
  10/24/07
washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals be...
Jade location
  11/19/07
lulz
insanely creepy drunken principal's office azn
  11/19/07
Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.
multi-colored onyx indian lodge deer antler
  11/19/07
Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.
Sinister Range Main People
  11/20/07
lulz.
Big Mentally Impaired Potus Fat Ankles
  09/09/08
A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come fi...
Pungent half-breed parlor
  11/20/07
Washing machines have better hygiene.
Pungent half-breed parlor
  11/20/07
you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review c...
Mauve dashing public bath regret
  11/20/07
dammit. I am a bad person now.
Ultramarine territorial hospital cuckold
  09/09/08
Washing machines have better legs. Washing machines don't...
Pungent half-breed parlor
  11/20/07
Loads.
azure idea he suggested national security agency
  11/20/07
Underrated.
Ruddy appetizing meetinghouse dysfunction
  07/20/08
well done! but I was softened up by the kitten joke.
Ultramarine territorial hospital cuckold
  09/09/08
Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.
azure idea he suggested national security agency
  11/20/07
A washing machine can't grow a mustache
Sinister Range Main People
  11/20/07
luluz
abnormal tanning salon
  11/20/07
180
Jade location
  11/29/07
...
Learning Disabled Vigorous Theatre Nibblets
  07/17/08
A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a...
soul-stirring gunner filthpig
  07/17/08
...
Provocative parlour laser beams
  07/20/08
...
Provocative parlour laser beams
  07/20/08
Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapp...
electric garnet house french chef
  07/20/08
Washing machines smell nice Washing machines rinse Washing...
Curious bat-shit-crazy rigor theater stage
  07/20/08
The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.
Autistic Boyish Toilet Seat Den
  07/20/08
This is underrated.
emerald trip center roommate
  09/09/08
A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine....
mischievous selfie international law enforcement agency
  07/20/08
A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return ...
Soggy Home Tank
  07/20/08
When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell li...
bateful deep fortuitous meteor state
  07/20/08
Hahahahaha
Curious bat-shit-crazy rigor theater stage
  07/20/08
The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a w...
Autistic Boyish Toilet Seat Den
  07/20/08
damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up y...
Provocative parlour laser beams
  07/20/08
Riding a laundry machine can be fun.
lake chapel
  07/20/08
Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.
lake chapel
  07/20/08
A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.
lake chapel
  07/20/08
A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.
lake chapel
  07/20/08
wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the o...
Insane field idiot
  07/20/08
wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.
sooty bawdyhouse
  07/20/08
sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got appro...
Insane field idiot
  07/20/08
last one is kind of funny. not in vacuum, but in the cont...
buff mother electric furnace
  09/09/08
washing machines can drive
Razzmatazz Lay
  07/20/08
Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.
startled famous landscape painting
  07/20/08
Washing machines arent frigid cunts.
Provocative parlour laser beams
  09/09/08
i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questi...
Flatulent amber hell
  09/09/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: mischievous selfie international law enforcement agency

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619824)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:27 PM
Author: hyperactive giraffe

I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619834)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: Bronze underhanded sweet tailpipe

that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment within the past 24 hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917422)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: histrionic market police squad

FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT,

*BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYONE IN THE THREAD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Maize titillating school cafeteria preventive strike

The washing machine has an off button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619841)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: sticky kitchen legend

Some washing machines are attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: mischievous selfie international law enforcement agency

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619846)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: sticky kitchen legend

Compare ...

http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrief/2006Spring/images/articles/law_review_staff.jpg

http://www.lge.com/products/model/detail/wd-1412rd.jhtml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619878)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: mischievous selfie international law enforcement agency

no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619892)





Date: November 20th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: Ungodly gas station

Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have found much uglier people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917553)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:59 AM
Author: dull arousing telephone queen of the night

TIOCTCR

more representative image of LS girls

http://thepiratesdilemma.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/toxic_avenger.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991887)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: hyperactive giraffe

They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619891)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: Bronze underhanded sweet tailpipe

lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917423)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

Washing machines do the laundry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619898)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: sticky kitchen legend

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619907)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

People fuck washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619901)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

About ten pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619903)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: hyperactive giraffe

This one is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619906)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: mischievous selfie international law enforcement agency

yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619921)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

A washing machine got where it was by hard work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619910)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: sticky kitchen legend

Washing machines serve a useful purpose.

ZING! I win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619912)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: mischievous selfie international law enforcement agency

third time was a charm. nicely done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619917)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:46 AM
Author: Odious well-lubricated whorehouse

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622016)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: hyperactive giraffe

You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619916)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: sticky kitchen legend

A washing machine knows its place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619937)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

A washing machine doesn't have break outs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619957)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: obsidian stirring office boistinker

a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotline when you kick the shit out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619958)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: sticky kitchen legend

When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619963)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: painfully honest floppy abode

A washing machine can be delicate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619964)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to shut the fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Wine effete senate coffee pot

this made me laugh for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619966)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, and it's actually irrelevant that you're comparing the woman to a washing machine.

I didn't know why I laughed when I thought of this joke, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619983)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:47 PM
Author: frum tripping church affirmative action

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620294)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:17 AM
Author: pearly supple stead masturbator

ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were meant in reply to the put it out with the trash comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627248)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: pearly supple stead masturbator

I'm confused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627252)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:44 PM
Author: pink depressive

just horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668383)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:09 AM
Author: mischievous selfie international law enforcement agency

you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machine you DON'T put it out with the trash".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991015)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end of each cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619994)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: mischievous selfie international law enforcement agency

you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine jokes? that would be quite a coup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620004)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: bearded corner mediation

Decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620018)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: hyperactive giraffe

I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a washing machine when it wasn't turned on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620023)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: free-loading startling trust fund

polite applause

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626065)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

A washing machine has more curves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screwdriver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620032)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: bat shit crazy pontificating institution

Good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620038)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

Washing machines will never get an abortion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620036)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: bat shit crazy pontificating institution

Washing machines can get wet when they need to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620043)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

This was going to be my next joke!

Hi five!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620054)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: bat shit crazy pontificating institution

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620078)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an Asian man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: cerebral lodge antidepressant drug

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917764)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:14 AM
Author: Crusty Heaven Round Eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141606)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Nighttime crawly pozpig hall

A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620047)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620049)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: sticky kitchen legend

A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620064)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620069)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: hyperactive giraffe

Their father never touched a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620075)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: bat shit crazy pontificating institution

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620084)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

A washing machine looks good without clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620121)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620125)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

Neither of them wear bras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620135)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:14 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when you grab its knobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620138)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: Wine effete senate coffee pot

washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how they're a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620140)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

Heehee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620152)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: mischievous selfie international law enforcement agency

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620153)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: mischievous selfie international law enforcement agency

washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620141)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

A man can actually turn on a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620145)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: Wine effete senate coffee pot

partners trust their washing machines with important work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620148)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

Heh, heh, heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620156)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: pink depressive

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668438)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

Washing machines won't sue XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620155)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:09 AM
Author: Ultramarine territorial hospital cuckold

LOL. I really liked this for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141602)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620160)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

Men want washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620168)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:27 PM
Author: wonderful persian brunch

underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992090)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: violent angry reading party space

wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620217)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor
Subject: Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo

Do they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620239)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you turn it on and dump a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620259)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:45 PM
Author: sticky kitchen legend

Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620278)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:15 AM
Author: Big Mentally Impaired Potus Fat Ankles

Not bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141698)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

Men want washing machines at home.

Washing machines fit in the back of trucks.

Washing machines don't hate sex.

Washing machines eventually shut the fuck up after you dump a load in it.

Washing machines don't need plastic surgery to look nice.

Washing machines don't hurt as much when they fall on you.

Washing machines don't wear awkward pansuits all the time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620281)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: pink depressive

B

A

A-

B-

C

B

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668533)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: yellow garrison

One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620288)





Date: September 9th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: clear stag film

This one's my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621222)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:48 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620302)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:50 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

Washing machines don't scare little children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620313)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: Carmine locale

one fucking eighty for this whole thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621980)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:40 AM
Author: histrionic market police squad

A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking the washing machine.

*rape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622000)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: Odious well-lubricated whorehouse

when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it doesn't cry rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622009)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:20 AM
Author: Jade location

washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a sweet offer, whereas they didn't get shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626050)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: Sinister Range Main People

The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the creek better fits the crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627407)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: self-centered sneaky criminal

When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627443)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:43 PM
Author: bearded corner mediation

True dat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808126)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: Splenetic knife

washing machines have a warm cycle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627456)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: Jade location

when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns them on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627469)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:01 PM
Author: crimson talented pit corn cake

one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will probably work for two years, get pregnant, and never earn another dime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: Sepia cocky dog poop locus

Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668365)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:10 PM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody" cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668478)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Mustard Son Of Senegal

A washing machine can make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:20 PM
Author: Contagious address

Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668513)





Date: September 20th, 2007 9:03 PM
Author: adventurous tantric blood rage faggotry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668647)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Jade location

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689695)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:31 PM
Author: Contagious address

fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689820)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: Gold Crackhouse

I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668955)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:08 PM
Author: bossy jet generalized bond

A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689735)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: Jade location

*crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689745)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:42 PM
Author: Fluffy Greedy Hominid Ape
Subject: bump

more!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808121)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Jade location

washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals because they just realized that there were two whole classis for which they didn't do the reading. "OMG - what am i going to do! i stayed at Rashiid's Law Review House Party WAAAY too late on Sunday night -- past 9:00pm! AND i had two glasses of wine. OMG - the Samosas were delicious, and that was sooo much fun playing "ORder of the Coif - the Board Game". but now my finals are ruined - this partaying is out of hand!" *shriek*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916108)





Date: November 19th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: insanely creepy drunken principal's office azn

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916201)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: multi-colored onyx indian lodge deer antler

Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916185)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: Sinister Range Main People

Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916536)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:17 AM
Author: Big Mentally Impaired Potus Fat Ankles

lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141699)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come finals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917463)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:50 AM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

Washing machines have better hygiene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917467)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: Mauve dashing public bath regret

you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review chick and spinning her around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917473)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: Ultramarine territorial hospital cuckold

dammit. I am a bad person now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141604)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:59 AM
Author: Pungent half-breed parlor

Washing machines have better legs.

Washing machines don't have hairy underarms.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917475)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: azure idea he suggested national security agency

Loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917484)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:44 AM
Author: Ruddy appetizing meetinghouse dysfunction

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991840)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: Ultramarine territorial hospital cuckold

well done!

but I was softened up by the kitten joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141605)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: azure idea he suggested national security agency

Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917486)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: Sinister Range Main People

A washing machine can't grow a mustache

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917491)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:19 PM
Author: abnormal tanning salon

luluz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917754)





Date: November 29th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: Jade location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8954079)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:05 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Vigorous Theatre Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981375)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring gunner filthpig

A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a bunch of loads in it.

I don't have to be drunk to use a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981415)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:31 AM
Author: Provocative parlour laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990927)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: Provocative parlour laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990938)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:41 AM
Author: electric garnet house french chef

Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapped in my basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990948)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:43 AM
Author: Curious bat-shit-crazy rigor theater stage

Washing machines smell nice

Washing machines rinse

Washing machines come in different shapes and sizes

Washing machines were invented to make life easier for human beings



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990951)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:45 AM
Author: Autistic Boyish Toilet Seat Den

The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990955)





Date: September 9th, 2008 9:23 AM
Author: emerald trip center roommate

This is underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141764)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:06 AM
Author: mischievous selfie international law enforcement agency

A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine. (tyty t7stud)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991009)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:17 AM
Author: Soggy Home Tank

A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return it and get a brand new one if it's a lemon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991034)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:22 AM
Author: bateful deep fortuitous meteor state

When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell like you're sticking your dick in a jar of three year old mayonnaise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991046)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:51 AM
Author: Curious bat-shit-crazy rigor theater stage

Hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991884)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:24 AM
Author: Autistic Boyish Toilet Seat Den

The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991050)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:02 AM
Author: Provocative parlour laser beams

damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up your game, xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991820)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:10 AM
Author: lake chapel

Riding a laundry machine can be fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991850)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: lake chapel

Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991851)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: lake chapel

A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991852)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: lake chapel

A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991854)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:22 AM
Author: Insane field idiot

wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the old portion of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991863)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:45 AM
Author: sooty bawdyhouse

wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991957)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:01 PM
Author: Insane field idiot

sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got approving responses.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992134)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:29 AM
Author: buff mother electric furnace

last one is kind of funny.

not in vacuum, but in the context of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141609)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:13 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Lay

washing machines can drive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991895)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:45 PM
Author: startled famous landscape painting

Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992115)





Date: September 9th, 2008 1:22 AM
Author: Provocative parlour laser beams

Washing machines arent frigid cunts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141042)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:26 AM
Author: Flatulent amber hell

i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questions about "pro bono opportunities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141608)