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diff between a chick on law review and a washing machine?

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow...
excitant bright ape partner
  09/09/07
I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.
Pearly Nibblets Trailer Park
  09/09/07
that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment wit...
self-centered rambunctious idea he suggested
  11/20/07
FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT, *BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYON...
Arousing potus yarmulke
  09/10/07
The washing machine has an off button.
mewling exhilarant windowlicker
  09/09/07
Some washing machines are attractive.
bronze unholy home private investor
  09/09/07
excellent.
excitant bright ape partner
  09/09/07
Compare ... http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrie...
bronze unholy home private investor
  09/09/07
no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.
excitant bright ape partner
  09/09/07
Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have foun...
Geriatric crackhouse hominid
  11/20/07
TIOCTCR more representative image of LS girls http://t...
stimulating hyperventilating office
  07/20/08
They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.
Pearly Nibblets Trailer Park
  09/09/07
lololol
self-centered rambunctious idea he suggested
  11/20/07
Washing machines do the laundry.
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
Not bad.
bronze unholy home private investor
  09/09/07
People fuck washing machines.
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
About ten pounds.
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
This one is good.
Pearly Nibblets Trailer Park
  09/09/07
yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50...
excitant bright ape partner
  09/09/07
A washing machine got where it was by hard work.
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
Washing machines serve a useful purpose. ZING! I win.
bronze unholy home private investor
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
third time was a charm. nicely done.
excitant bright ape partner
  09/09/07
179
electric queen of the night
  09/10/07
You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.
Pearly Nibblets Trailer Park
  09/09/07
A washing machine knows its place.
bronze unholy home private investor
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't have break outs.
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotlin...
Big striped hyena sanctuary
  09/09/07
When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ th...
bronze unholy home private investor
  09/09/07
A washing machine can be delicate
Federal big-titted station half-breed
  09/09/07
A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to s...
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
this made me laugh for some reason
Brass Soul-stirring Bbw
  09/09/07
Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, a...
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
*lol*
Cracking Stage
  09/09/07
ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were mean...
Motley Heaven
  09/11/07
I'm confused.
Motley Heaven
  09/11/07
just horrible.
Shimmering school
  09/20/07
you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machi...
excitant bright ape partner
  07/20/08
A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end...
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine...
excitant bright ape partner
  09/09/07
Decent
Comical pontificating native coffee pot
  09/09/07
I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a w...
Pearly Nibblets Trailer Park
  09/09/07
polite applause
silver set shitlib
  09/11/07
A washing machine has more curves.
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screw...
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
Good.
milky digit ratio
  09/09/07
Washing machines will never get an abortion.
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
Washing machines can get wet when they need to.
milky digit ratio
  09/09/07
This was going to be my next joke! Hi five!
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
*high five*
milky digit ratio
  09/09/07
A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an A...
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
underrated
Ruby Dashing Selfie
  11/20/07
lol
Flushed personal credit line house
  09/09/08
A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.
khaki aphrodisiac parlour boltzmann
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a base...
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than i...
bronze unholy home private investor
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative ...
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
Their father never touched a washing machine.
Pearly Nibblets Trailer Park
  09/09/07
Excellent.
milky digit ratio
  09/09/07
A washing machine looks good without clothes.
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
Neither of them wear bras.
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when ...
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how ...
Brass Soul-stirring Bbw
  09/09/07
Heehee.
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
excellent.
excitant bright ape partner
  09/09/07
washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI wo...
excitant bright ape partner
  09/09/07
A man can actually turn on a washing machine.
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
partners trust their washing machines with important work
Brass Soul-stirring Bbw
  09/09/07
Heh, heh, heh.
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
nice.
Shimmering school
  09/20/07
Washing machines won't sue XO.
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
LOL. I really liked this for some reason
Adulterous marketing idea principal's office
  09/09/08
I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
Men want washing machines.
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
underratted
Brindle Police Squad Alpha
  07/20/08
wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done
Translucent fiercely-loyal love of her life
  09/09/07
Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you tur...
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.
bronze unholy home private investor
  09/09/07
Not bad at all.
floppy rigor
  09/09/08
Men want washing machines at home. Washing machines fit ...
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
B A A- B- C B A
Shimmering school
  09/20/07
One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.
Clear state
  09/09/07
This one's my favorite.
alcoholic peach piazza
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't scare little children.
White messiness skinny woman
  09/09/07
one fucking eighty for this whole thread
amber insecure church building international law enforcement agency
  09/10/07
A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking ...
Arousing potus yarmulke
  09/10/07
when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it d...
electric queen of the night
  09/10/07
washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a...
Mind-boggling chapel
  09/11/07
The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the ...
jet medicated plaza
  09/11/07
When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for m...
Cowardly multi-colored den
  09/11/07
True dat.
Comical pontificating native coffee pot
  10/24/07
washing machines have a warm cycle
Topaz Wild Casino
  09/11/07
when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns...
Mind-boggling chapel
  09/11/07
one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will ...
Blue lascivious brethren
  09/11/07
Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.
Know-it-all Immigrant
  09/20/07
Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody&...
White messiness skinny woman
  09/20/07
A washing machine can make partner.
walnut shivering national security agency dopamine
  09/20/07
Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP
Frisky yapping gaming laptop
  09/20/07
lol
ruddy trump supporter step-uncle's house
  09/20/07
ha
Mind-boggling chapel
  09/25/07
fuck off
Frisky yapping gaming laptop
  09/25/07
I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine
Disturbing reading party location
  09/20/07
A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand
Curious dead stage
  09/25/07
*crickets*
Mind-boggling chapel
  09/25/07
bump
Greedy abode corn cake
  10/24/07
washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals be...
Mind-boggling chapel
  11/19/07
lulz
Provocative institution
  11/19/07
Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.
laughsome ivory coldplay fan
  11/19/07
Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.
jet medicated plaza
  11/20/07
lulz.
floppy rigor
  09/09/08
A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come fi...
White messiness skinny woman
  11/20/07
Washing machines have better hygiene.
White messiness skinny woman
  11/20/07
you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review c...
Henna gaped hell
  11/20/07
dammit. I am a bad person now.
Adulterous marketing idea principal's office
  09/09/08
Washing machines have better legs. Washing machines don't...
White messiness skinny woman
  11/20/07
Loads.
Magenta talented hunting ground
  11/20/07
Underrated.
Chartreuse galvanic halford
  07/20/08
well done! but I was softened up by the kitten joke.
Adulterous marketing idea principal's office
  09/09/08
Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.
Magenta talented hunting ground
  11/20/07
A washing machine can't grow a mustache
jet medicated plaza
  11/20/07
luluz
Boyish laser beams
  11/20/07
180
Mind-boggling chapel
  11/29/07
...
Trip Locale Doctorate
  07/17/08
A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a...
Overrated snowy kitchen circlehead
  07/17/08
...
charcoal hall
  07/20/08
...
charcoal hall
  07/20/08
Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapp...
zombie-like flesh theater toilet seat
  07/20/08
Washing machines smell nice Washing machines rinse Washing...
Jet-lagged stock car wagecucks
  07/20/08
The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.
180 Meetinghouse Cuckoldry
  07/20/08
This is underrated.
Purple codepig
  09/09/08
A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine....
excitant bright ape partner
  07/20/08
A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return ...
Fluffy famous landscape painting nowag
  07/20/08
When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell li...
Crystalline Deep Cuck Sneaky Criminal
  07/20/08
Hahahahaha
Jet-lagged stock car wagecucks
  07/20/08
The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a w...
180 Meetinghouse Cuckoldry
  07/20/08
damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up y...
charcoal hall
  07/20/08
Riding a laundry machine can be fun.
Sticky Base
  07/20/08
Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.
Sticky Base
  07/20/08
A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.
Sticky Base
  07/20/08
A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.
Sticky Base
  07/20/08
wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the o...
Crimson box office trust fund
  07/20/08
wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.
unhinged olive faggotry fanboi
  07/20/08
sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got appro...
Crimson box office trust fund
  07/20/08
last one is kind of funny. not in vacuum, but in the cont...
Canary regret
  09/09/08
washing machines can drive
doobsian metal electric furnace
  07/20/08
Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.
frum new version ratface
  07/20/08
Washing machines arent frigid cunts.
charcoal hall
  09/09/08
i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questi...
infuriating iridescent dragon
  09/09/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: excitant bright ape partner

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619824)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:27 PM
Author: Pearly Nibblets Trailer Park

I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619834)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: self-centered rambunctious idea he suggested

that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment within the past 24 hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917422)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: Arousing potus yarmulke

FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT,

*BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYONE IN THE THREAD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: mewling exhilarant windowlicker

The washing machine has an off button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619841)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: bronze unholy home private investor

Some washing machines are attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: excitant bright ape partner

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619846)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: bronze unholy home private investor

Compare ...

http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrief/2006Spring/images/articles/law_review_staff.jpg

http://www.lge.com/products/model/detail/wd-1412rd.jhtml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619878)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: excitant bright ape partner

no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619892)





Date: November 20th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: Geriatric crackhouse hominid

Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have found much uglier people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917553)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:59 AM
Author: stimulating hyperventilating office

TIOCTCR

more representative image of LS girls

http://thepiratesdilemma.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/toxic_avenger.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991887)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Pearly Nibblets Trailer Park

They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619891)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: self-centered rambunctious idea he suggested

lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917423)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

Washing machines do the laundry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619898)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: bronze unholy home private investor

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619907)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

People fuck washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619901)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

About ten pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619903)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Pearly Nibblets Trailer Park

This one is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619906)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: excitant bright ape partner

yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619921)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

A washing machine got where it was by hard work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619910)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: bronze unholy home private investor

Washing machines serve a useful purpose.

ZING! I win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619912)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: excitant bright ape partner

third time was a charm. nicely done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619917)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:46 AM
Author: electric queen of the night

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622016)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Pearly Nibblets Trailer Park

You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619916)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: bronze unholy home private investor

A washing machine knows its place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619937)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

A washing machine doesn't have break outs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619957)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Big striped hyena sanctuary

a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotline when you kick the shit out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619958)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: bronze unholy home private investor

When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619963)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Federal big-titted station half-breed

A washing machine can be delicate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619964)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to shut the fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Brass Soul-stirring Bbw

this made me laugh for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619966)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, and it's actually irrelevant that you're comparing the woman to a washing machine.

I didn't know why I laughed when I thought of this joke, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619983)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:47 PM
Author: Cracking Stage

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620294)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:17 AM
Author: Motley Heaven

ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were meant in reply to the put it out with the trash comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627248)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Motley Heaven

I'm confused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627252)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:44 PM
Author: Shimmering school

just horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668383)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:09 AM
Author: excitant bright ape partner

you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machine you DON'T put it out with the trash".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991015)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end of each cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619994)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: excitant bright ape partner

you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine jokes? that would be quite a coup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620004)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Comical pontificating native coffee pot

Decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620018)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Pearly Nibblets Trailer Park

I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a washing machine when it wasn't turned on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620023)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: silver set shitlib

polite applause

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626065)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

A washing machine has more curves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screwdriver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620032)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: milky digit ratio

Good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620038)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

Washing machines will never get an abortion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620036)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: milky digit ratio

Washing machines can get wet when they need to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620043)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

This was going to be my next joke!

Hi five!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620054)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: milky digit ratio

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620078)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an Asian man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: Ruby Dashing Selfie

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917764)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:14 AM
Author: Flushed personal credit line house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141606)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: khaki aphrodisiac parlour boltzmann

A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620047)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620049)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: bronze unholy home private investor

A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620064)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620069)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: Pearly Nibblets Trailer Park

Their father never touched a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620075)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: milky digit ratio

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620084)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

A washing machine looks good without clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620121)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620125)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

Neither of them wear bras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620135)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:14 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when you grab its knobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620138)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: Brass Soul-stirring Bbw

washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how they're a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620140)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

Heehee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620152)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: excitant bright ape partner

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620153)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: excitant bright ape partner

washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620141)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

A man can actually turn on a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620145)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: Brass Soul-stirring Bbw

partners trust their washing machines with important work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620148)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

Heh, heh, heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620156)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: Shimmering school

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668438)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

Washing machines won't sue XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620155)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:09 AM
Author: Adulterous marketing idea principal's office

LOL. I really liked this for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141602)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620160)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

Men want washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620168)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:27 PM
Author: Brindle Police Squad Alpha

underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992090)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: Translucent fiercely-loyal love of her life

wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620217)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman
Subject: Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo

Do they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620239)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you turn it on and dump a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620259)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:45 PM
Author: bronze unholy home private investor

Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620278)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:15 AM
Author: floppy rigor

Not bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141698)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

Men want washing machines at home.

Washing machines fit in the back of trucks.

Washing machines don't hate sex.

Washing machines eventually shut the fuck up after you dump a load in it.

Washing machines don't need plastic surgery to look nice.

Washing machines don't hurt as much when they fall on you.

Washing machines don't wear awkward pansuits all the time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620281)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: Shimmering school

B

A

A-

B-

C

B

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668533)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: Clear state

One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620288)





Date: September 9th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: alcoholic peach piazza

This one's my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621222)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:48 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620302)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:50 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

Washing machines don't scare little children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620313)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: amber insecure church building international law enforcement agency

one fucking eighty for this whole thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621980)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:40 AM
Author: Arousing potus yarmulke

A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking the washing machine.

*rape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622000)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: electric queen of the night

when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it doesn't cry rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622009)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling chapel

washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a sweet offer, whereas they didn't get shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626050)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: jet medicated plaza

The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the creek better fits the crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627407)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: Cowardly multi-colored den

When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627443)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:43 PM
Author: Comical pontificating native coffee pot

True dat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808126)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: Topaz Wild Casino

washing machines have a warm cycle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627456)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling chapel

when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns them on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627469)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:01 PM
Author: Blue lascivious brethren

one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will probably work for two years, get pregnant, and never earn another dime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: Know-it-all Immigrant

Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668365)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:10 PM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody" cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668478)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: walnut shivering national security agency dopamine

A washing machine can make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:20 PM
Author: Frisky yapping gaming laptop

Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668513)





Date: September 20th, 2007 9:03 PM
Author: ruddy trump supporter step-uncle's house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668647)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling chapel

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689695)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:31 PM
Author: Frisky yapping gaming laptop

fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689820)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: Disturbing reading party location

I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668955)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:08 PM
Author: Curious dead stage

A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689735)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling chapel

*crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689745)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:42 PM
Author: Greedy abode corn cake
Subject: bump

more!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808121)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling chapel

washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals because they just realized that there were two whole classis for which they didn't do the reading. "OMG - what am i going to do! i stayed at Rashiid's Law Review House Party WAAAY too late on Sunday night -- past 9:00pm! AND i had two glasses of wine. OMG - the Samosas were delicious, and that was sooo much fun playing "ORder of the Coif - the Board Game". but now my finals are ruined - this partaying is out of hand!" *shriek*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916108)





Date: November 19th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Provocative institution

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916201)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: laughsome ivory coldplay fan

Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916185)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: jet medicated plaza

Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916536)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:17 AM
Author: floppy rigor

lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141699)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come finals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917463)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:50 AM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

Washing machines have better hygiene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917467)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: Henna gaped hell

you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review chick and spinning her around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917473)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: Adulterous marketing idea principal's office

dammit. I am a bad person now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141604)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:59 AM
Author: White messiness skinny woman

Washing machines have better legs.

Washing machines don't have hairy underarms.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917475)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Magenta talented hunting ground

Loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917484)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:44 AM
Author: Chartreuse galvanic halford

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991840)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: Adulterous marketing idea principal's office

well done!

but I was softened up by the kitten joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141605)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: Magenta talented hunting ground

Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917486)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: jet medicated plaza

A washing machine can't grow a mustache

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917491)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:19 PM
Author: Boyish laser beams

luluz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917754)





Date: November 29th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8954079)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:05 AM
Author: Trip Locale Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981375)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:30 AM
Author: Overrated snowy kitchen circlehead

A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a bunch of loads in it.

I don't have to be drunk to use a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981415)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:31 AM
Author: charcoal hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990927)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: charcoal hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990938)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:41 AM
Author: zombie-like flesh theater toilet seat

Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapped in my basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990948)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:43 AM
Author: Jet-lagged stock car wagecucks

Washing machines smell nice

Washing machines rinse

Washing machines come in different shapes and sizes

Washing machines were invented to make life easier for human beings



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990951)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:45 AM
Author: 180 Meetinghouse Cuckoldry

The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990955)





Date: September 9th, 2008 9:23 AM
Author: Purple codepig

This is underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141764)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:06 AM
Author: excitant bright ape partner

A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine. (tyty t7stud)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991009)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:17 AM
Author: Fluffy famous landscape painting nowag

A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return it and get a brand new one if it's a lemon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991034)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:22 AM
Author: Crystalline Deep Cuck Sneaky Criminal

When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell like you're sticking your dick in a jar of three year old mayonnaise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991046)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:51 AM
Author: Jet-lagged stock car wagecucks

Hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991884)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:24 AM
Author: 180 Meetinghouse Cuckoldry

The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991050)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:02 AM
Author: charcoal hall

damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up your game, xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991820)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:10 AM
Author: Sticky Base

Riding a laundry machine can be fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991850)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: Sticky Base

Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991851)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: Sticky Base

A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991852)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Sticky Base

A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991854)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:22 AM
Author: Crimson box office trust fund

wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the old portion of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991863)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:45 AM
Author: unhinged olive faggotry fanboi

wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991957)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:01 PM
Author: Crimson box office trust fund

sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got approving responses.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992134)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:29 AM
Author: Canary regret

last one is kind of funny.

not in vacuum, but in the context of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141609)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:13 AM
Author: doobsian metal electric furnace

washing machines can drive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991895)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:45 PM
Author: frum new version ratface

Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992115)





Date: September 9th, 2008 1:22 AM
Author: charcoal hall

Washing machines arent frigid cunts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141042)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:26 AM
Author: infuriating iridescent dragon

i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questions about "pro bono opportunities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141608)