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diff between a chick on law review and a washing machine?

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow...
Crusty House-broken Theatre Dog Poop
  09/09/07
I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.
pink bat-shit-crazy stage patrolman
  09/09/07
that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment wit...
saffron spectacular gaming laptop
  11/20/07
FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT, *BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYON...
ivory yapping goyim
  09/10/07
The washing machine has an off button.
dun fragrant cruise ship toaster
  09/09/07
Some washing machines are attractive.
Wonderful Abode Coffee Pot
  09/09/07
excellent.
Crusty House-broken Theatre Dog Poop
  09/09/07
Compare ... http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrie...
Wonderful Abode Coffee Pot
  09/09/07
no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.
Crusty House-broken Theatre Dog Poop
  09/09/07
Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have foun...
Milky partner
  11/20/07
TIOCTCR more representative image of LS girls http://t...
180 jew tattoo
  07/20/08
They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.
pink bat-shit-crazy stage patrolman
  09/09/07
lololol
saffron spectacular gaming laptop
  11/20/07
Washing machines do the laundry.
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
Not bad.
Wonderful Abode Coffee Pot
  09/09/07
People fuck washing machines.
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
About ten pounds.
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
This one is good.
pink bat-shit-crazy stage patrolman
  09/09/07
yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50...
Crusty House-broken Theatre Dog Poop
  09/09/07
A washing machine got where it was by hard work.
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
Washing machines serve a useful purpose. ZING! I win.
Wonderful Abode Coffee Pot
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
third time was a charm. nicely done.
Crusty House-broken Theatre Dog Poop
  09/09/07
179
vibrant misanthropic state
  09/10/07
You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.
pink bat-shit-crazy stage patrolman
  09/09/07
A washing machine knows its place.
Wonderful Abode Coffee Pot
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't have break outs.
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotlin...
maize church building
  09/09/07
When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ th...
Wonderful Abode Coffee Pot
  09/09/07
A washing machine can be delicate
floppy amethyst jewess garrison
  09/09/07
A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to s...
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
this made me laugh for some reason
Disgusting Drab Pervert Mexican
  09/09/07
Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, a...
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
*lol*
comical zombie-like area tank
  09/09/07
ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were mean...
Burgundy parlor stock car
  09/11/07
I'm confused.
Burgundy parlor stock car
  09/11/07
just horrible.
glittery foreskin lodge
  09/20/07
you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machi...
Crusty House-broken Theatre Dog Poop
  07/20/08
A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end...
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine...
Crusty House-broken Theatre Dog Poop
  09/09/07
Decent
plum liquid oxygen chapel
  09/09/07
I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a w...
pink bat-shit-crazy stage patrolman
  09/09/07
polite applause
sticky aqua stain
  09/11/07
A washing machine has more curves.
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screw...
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
Good.
Thriller gas station roast beef
  09/09/07
Washing machines will never get an abortion.
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
Washing machines can get wet when they need to.
Thriller gas station roast beef
  09/09/07
This was going to be my next joke! Hi five!
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
*high five*
Thriller gas station roast beef
  09/09/07
A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an A...
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
underrated
Cobalt Slap-happy Incel Hospital
  11/20/07
lol
gold blood rage
  09/09/08
A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.
Know-it-all aromatic box office
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a base...
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than i...
Wonderful Abode Coffee Pot
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative ...
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
Their father never touched a washing machine.
pink bat-shit-crazy stage patrolman
  09/09/07
Excellent.
Thriller gas station roast beef
  09/09/07
A washing machine looks good without clothes.
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
Neither of them wear bras.
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when ...
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how ...
Disgusting Drab Pervert Mexican
  09/09/07
Heehee.
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
excellent.
Crusty House-broken Theatre Dog Poop
  09/09/07
washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI wo...
Crusty House-broken Theatre Dog Poop
  09/09/07
A man can actually turn on a washing machine.
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
partners trust their washing machines with important work
Disgusting Drab Pervert Mexican
  09/09/07
Heh, heh, heh.
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
nice.
glittery foreskin lodge
  09/20/07
Washing machines won't sue XO.
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
LOL. I really liked this for some reason
shimmering home
  09/09/08
I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
Men want washing machines.
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
underratted
up-to-no-good casino french chef
  07/20/08
wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done
Light Old Irish Cottage
  09/09/07
Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you tur...
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.
Wonderful Abode Coffee Pot
  09/09/07
Not bad at all.
massive hall
  09/09/08
Men want washing machines at home. Washing machines fit ...
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
B A A- B- C B A
glittery foreskin lodge
  09/20/07
One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.
ultramarine well-lubricated hissy fit
  09/09/07
This one's my favorite.
Rough-skinned razzmatazz den
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't scare little children.
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/09/07
one fucking eighty for this whole thread
ruby hot rigor fat ankles
  09/10/07
A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking ...
ivory yapping goyim
  09/10/07
when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it d...
vibrant misanthropic state
  09/10/07
washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a...
hyperventilating hairy legs
  09/11/07
The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the ...
Silver Exciting Plaza Party Of The First Part
  09/11/07
When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for m...
titillating coldplay fan
  09/11/07
True dat.
plum liquid oxygen chapel
  10/24/07
washing machines have a warm cycle
henna soul-stirring school cafeteria striped hyena
  09/11/07
when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns...
hyperventilating hairy legs
  09/11/07
one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will ...
gaped affirmative action locale
  09/11/07
Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.
Ruddy frum dysfunction therapy
  09/20/07
Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody&...
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  09/20/07
A washing machine can make partner.
yellow insanely creepy ticket booth milk
  09/20/07
Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP
Salmon charismatic skinny woman
  09/20/07
lol
galvanic location mother
  09/20/07
ha
hyperventilating hairy legs
  09/25/07
fuck off
Salmon charismatic skinny woman
  09/25/07
I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine
Razzle Avocado Sanctuary Round Eye
  09/20/07
A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand
Indecent lascivious base son of senegal
  09/25/07
*crickets*
hyperventilating hairy legs
  09/25/07
bump
Wild bearded property
  10/24/07
washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals be...
hyperventilating hairy legs
  11/19/07
lulz
honey-headed anal rehab
  11/19/07
Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.
aphrodisiac puce puppy
  11/19/07
Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.
Silver Exciting Plaza Party Of The First Part
  11/20/07
lulz.
massive hall
  09/09/08
A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come fi...
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  11/20/07
Washing machines have better hygiene.
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  11/20/07
you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review c...
Vigorous sienna international law enforcement agency wagecucks
  11/20/07
dammit. I am a bad person now.
shimmering home
  09/09/08
Washing machines have better legs. Washing machines don't...
Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
  11/20/07
Loads.
glassy adventurous fortuitous meteor
  11/20/07
Underrated.
violet feces
  07/20/08
well done! but I was softened up by the kitten joke.
shimmering home
  09/09/08
Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.
glassy adventurous fortuitous meteor
  11/20/07
A washing machine can't grow a mustache
Silver Exciting Plaza Party Of The First Part
  11/20/07
luluz
Odious Free-loading Faggot Firefighter Boltzmann
  11/20/07
180
hyperventilating hairy legs
  11/29/07
...
tan orchestra pit pozpig
  07/17/08
A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a...
Mind-boggling House Mad Cow Disease
  07/17/08
...
Lavender Native
  07/20/08
...
Lavender Native
  07/20/08
Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapp...
excitant lay dingle berry
  07/20/08
Washing machines smell nice Washing machines rinse Washing...
Startled tantric kitchen
  07/20/08
The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.
Bistre Apoplectic Pocket Flask Step-uncle's House
  07/20/08
This is underrated.
Bisexual cracking point sneaky criminal
  09/09/08
A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine....
Crusty House-broken Theatre Dog Poop
  07/20/08
A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return ...
Fuchsia flickering degenerate station
  07/20/08
When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell li...
Mustard heaven
  07/20/08
Hahahahaha
Startled tantric kitchen
  07/20/08
The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a w...
Bistre Apoplectic Pocket Flask Step-uncle's House
  07/20/08
damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up y...
Lavender Native
  07/20/08
Riding a laundry machine can be fun.
beady-eyed public bath
  07/20/08
Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.
beady-eyed public bath
  07/20/08
A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.
beady-eyed public bath
  07/20/08
A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.
beady-eyed public bath
  07/20/08
wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the o...
Blathering Histrionic Crackhouse
  07/20/08
wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.
harsh misunderstood cuck center
  07/20/08
sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got appro...
Blathering Histrionic Crackhouse
  07/20/08
last one is kind of funny. not in vacuum, but in the cont...
copper yarmulke
  09/09/08
washing machines can drive
Brass Unholy Generalized Bond Bawdyhouse
  07/20/08
Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.
flatulent shrine
  07/20/08
Washing machines arent frigid cunts.
Lavender Native
  09/09/08
i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questi...
Marvelous resort
  09/09/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: Crusty House-broken Theatre Dog Poop

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619824)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:27 PM
Author: pink bat-shit-crazy stage patrolman

I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619834)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: saffron spectacular gaming laptop

that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment within the past 24 hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917422)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: ivory yapping goyim

FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT,

*BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYONE IN THE THREAD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: dun fragrant cruise ship toaster

The washing machine has an off button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619841)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Wonderful Abode Coffee Pot

Some washing machines are attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Crusty House-broken Theatre Dog Poop

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619846)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: Wonderful Abode Coffee Pot

Compare ...

http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrief/2006Spring/images/articles/law_review_staff.jpg

http://www.lge.com/products/model/detail/wd-1412rd.jhtml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619878)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: Crusty House-broken Theatre Dog Poop

no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619892)





Date: November 20th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: Milky partner

Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have found much uglier people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917553)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:59 AM
Author: 180 jew tattoo

TIOCTCR

more representative image of LS girls

http://thepiratesdilemma.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/toxic_avenger.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991887)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: pink bat-shit-crazy stage patrolman

They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619891)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: saffron spectacular gaming laptop

lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917423)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

Washing machines do the laundry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619898)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Wonderful Abode Coffee Pot

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619907)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

People fuck washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619901)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

About ten pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619903)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: pink bat-shit-crazy stage patrolman

This one is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619906)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Crusty House-broken Theatre Dog Poop

yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619921)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

A washing machine got where it was by hard work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619910)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Wonderful Abode Coffee Pot

Washing machines serve a useful purpose.

ZING! I win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619912)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Crusty House-broken Theatre Dog Poop

third time was a charm. nicely done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619917)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:46 AM
Author: vibrant misanthropic state

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622016)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: pink bat-shit-crazy stage patrolman

You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619916)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Wonderful Abode Coffee Pot

A washing machine knows its place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619937)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

A washing machine doesn't have break outs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619957)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: maize church building

a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotline when you kick the shit out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619958)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Wonderful Abode Coffee Pot

When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619963)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: floppy amethyst jewess garrison

A washing machine can be delicate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619964)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to shut the fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Disgusting Drab Pervert Mexican

this made me laugh for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619966)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, and it's actually irrelevant that you're comparing the woman to a washing machine.

I didn't know why I laughed when I thought of this joke, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619983)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:47 PM
Author: comical zombie-like area tank

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620294)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:17 AM
Author: Burgundy parlor stock car

ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were meant in reply to the put it out with the trash comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627248)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Burgundy parlor stock car

I'm confused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627252)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:44 PM
Author: glittery foreskin lodge

just horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668383)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:09 AM
Author: Crusty House-broken Theatre Dog Poop

you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machine you DON'T put it out with the trash".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991015)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end of each cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619994)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: Crusty House-broken Theatre Dog Poop

you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine jokes? that would be quite a coup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620004)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: plum liquid oxygen chapel

Decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620018)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: pink bat-shit-crazy stage patrolman

I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a washing machine when it wasn't turned on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620023)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: sticky aqua stain

polite applause

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626065)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

A washing machine has more curves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screwdriver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620032)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Thriller gas station roast beef

Good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620038)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

Washing machines will never get an abortion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620036)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Thriller gas station roast beef

Washing machines can get wet when they need to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620043)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

This was going to be my next joke!

Hi five!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620054)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Thriller gas station roast beef

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620078)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an Asian man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: Cobalt Slap-happy Incel Hospital

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917764)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:14 AM
Author: gold blood rage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141606)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Know-it-all aromatic box office

A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620047)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620049)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Wonderful Abode Coffee Pot

A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620064)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620069)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: pink bat-shit-crazy stage patrolman

Their father never touched a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620075)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Thriller gas station roast beef

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620084)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

A washing machine looks good without clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620121)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620125)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

Neither of them wear bras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620135)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:14 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when you grab its knobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620138)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: Disgusting Drab Pervert Mexican

washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how they're a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620140)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

Heehee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620152)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Crusty House-broken Theatre Dog Poop

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620153)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: Crusty House-broken Theatre Dog Poop

washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620141)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

A man can actually turn on a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620145)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: Disgusting Drab Pervert Mexican

partners trust their washing machines with important work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620148)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

Heh, heh, heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620156)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: glittery foreskin lodge

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668438)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

Washing machines won't sue XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620155)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:09 AM
Author: shimmering home

LOL. I really liked this for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141602)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620160)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

Men want washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620168)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:27 PM
Author: up-to-no-good casino french chef

underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992090)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: Light Old Irish Cottage

wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620217)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant
Subject: Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo

Do they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620239)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you turn it on and dump a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620259)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:45 PM
Author: Wonderful Abode Coffee Pot

Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620278)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:15 AM
Author: massive hall

Not bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141698)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

Men want washing machines at home.

Washing machines fit in the back of trucks.

Washing machines don't hate sex.

Washing machines eventually shut the fuck up after you dump a load in it.

Washing machines don't need plastic surgery to look nice.

Washing machines don't hurt as much when they fall on you.

Washing machines don't wear awkward pansuits all the time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620281)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: glittery foreskin lodge

B

A

A-

B-

C

B

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668533)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: ultramarine well-lubricated hissy fit

One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620288)





Date: September 9th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Rough-skinned razzmatazz den

This one's my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621222)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:48 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620302)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:50 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

Washing machines don't scare little children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620313)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: ruby hot rigor fat ankles

one fucking eighty for this whole thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621980)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:40 AM
Author: ivory yapping goyim

A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking the washing machine.

*rape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622000)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: vibrant misanthropic state

when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it doesn't cry rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622009)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:20 AM
Author: hyperventilating hairy legs

washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a sweet offer, whereas they didn't get shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626050)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: Silver Exciting Plaza Party Of The First Part

The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the creek better fits the crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627407)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: titillating coldplay fan

When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627443)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:43 PM
Author: plum liquid oxygen chapel

True dat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808126)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: henna soul-stirring school cafeteria striped hyena

washing machines have a warm cycle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627456)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: hyperventilating hairy legs

when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns them on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627469)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:01 PM
Author: gaped affirmative action locale

one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will probably work for two years, get pregnant, and never earn another dime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: Ruddy frum dysfunction therapy

Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668365)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:10 PM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody" cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668478)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: yellow insanely creepy ticket booth milk

A washing machine can make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:20 PM
Author: Salmon charismatic skinny woman

Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668513)





Date: September 20th, 2007 9:03 PM
Author: galvanic location mother

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668647)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: hyperventilating hairy legs

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689695)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:31 PM
Author: Salmon charismatic skinny woman

fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689820)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: Razzle Avocado Sanctuary Round Eye

I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668955)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:08 PM
Author: Indecent lascivious base son of senegal

A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689735)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: hyperventilating hairy legs

*crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689745)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:42 PM
Author: Wild bearded property
Subject: bump

more!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808121)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: hyperventilating hairy legs

washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals because they just realized that there were two whole classis for which they didn't do the reading. "OMG - what am i going to do! i stayed at Rashiid's Law Review House Party WAAAY too late on Sunday night -- past 9:00pm! AND i had two glasses of wine. OMG - the Samosas were delicious, and that was sooo much fun playing "ORder of the Coif - the Board Game". but now my finals are ruined - this partaying is out of hand!" *shriek*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916108)





Date: November 19th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: honey-headed anal rehab

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916201)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac puce puppy

Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916185)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: Silver Exciting Plaza Party Of The First Part

Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916536)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:17 AM
Author: massive hall

lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141699)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come finals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917463)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:50 AM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

Washing machines have better hygiene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917467)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: Vigorous sienna international law enforcement agency wagecucks

you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review chick and spinning her around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917473)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: shimmering home

dammit. I am a bad person now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141604)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:59 AM
Author: Crimson heady preventive strike legal warrant

Washing machines have better legs.

Washing machines don't have hairy underarms.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917475)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: glassy adventurous fortuitous meteor

Loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917484)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:44 AM
Author: violet feces

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991840)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: shimmering home

well done!

but I was softened up by the kitten joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141605)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: glassy adventurous fortuitous meteor

Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917486)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: Silver Exciting Plaza Party Of The First Part

A washing machine can't grow a mustache

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917491)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:19 PM
Author: Odious Free-loading Faggot Firefighter Boltzmann

luluz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917754)





Date: November 29th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating hairy legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8954079)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:05 AM
Author: tan orchestra pit pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981375)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:30 AM
Author: Mind-boggling House Mad Cow Disease

A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a bunch of loads in it.

I don't have to be drunk to use a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981415)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:31 AM
Author: Lavender Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990927)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: Lavender Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990938)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:41 AM
Author: excitant lay dingle berry

Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapped in my basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990948)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:43 AM
Author: Startled tantric kitchen

Washing machines smell nice

Washing machines rinse

Washing machines come in different shapes and sizes

Washing machines were invented to make life easier for human beings



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990951)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:45 AM
Author: Bistre Apoplectic Pocket Flask Step-uncle's House

The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990955)





Date: September 9th, 2008 9:23 AM
Author: Bisexual cracking point sneaky criminal

This is underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141764)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:06 AM
Author: Crusty House-broken Theatre Dog Poop

A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine. (tyty t7stud)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991009)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:17 AM
Author: Fuchsia flickering degenerate station

A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return it and get a brand new one if it's a lemon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991034)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:22 AM
Author: Mustard heaven

When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell like you're sticking your dick in a jar of three year old mayonnaise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991046)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:51 AM
Author: Startled tantric kitchen

Hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991884)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:24 AM
Author: Bistre Apoplectic Pocket Flask Step-uncle's House

The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991050)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:02 AM
Author: Lavender Native

damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up your game, xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991820)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:10 AM
Author: beady-eyed public bath

Riding a laundry machine can be fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991850)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: beady-eyed public bath

Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991851)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: beady-eyed public bath

A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991852)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed public bath

A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991854)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:22 AM
Author: Blathering Histrionic Crackhouse

wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the old portion of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991863)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:45 AM
Author: harsh misunderstood cuck center

wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991957)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:01 PM
Author: Blathering Histrionic Crackhouse

sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got approving responses.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992134)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:29 AM
Author: copper yarmulke

last one is kind of funny.

not in vacuum, but in the context of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141609)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:13 AM
Author: Brass Unholy Generalized Bond Bawdyhouse

washing machines can drive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991895)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:45 PM
Author: flatulent shrine

Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992115)





Date: September 9th, 2008 1:22 AM
Author: Lavender Native

Washing machines arent frigid cunts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141042)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:26 AM
Author: Marvelous resort

i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questions about "pro bono opportunities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141608)