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It's funny how NOT ONE female xo poster admits to having analsex

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rebellious brethren
  03/17/08
pretty sure dogshit has.
Copper Deep Sweet Tailpipe
  03/17/08
So has madcat. Not sure about Rowan, but it seems like if...
Orange Vivacious Mad-dog Skullcap Boistinker
  03/17/08
No she didn't. She's been asked many times too.
rebellious brethren
  03/17/08
Assuming you mean Rowan, then she probably hasn't. MCD ha...
Orange Vivacious Mad-dog Skullcap Boistinker
  03/17/08
Nope, Madcat has consistently denied it.
rebellious brethren
  03/17/08
I actually have since last being asked.
blathering shimmering brunch shitlib
  03/17/08
Wow really? How was it?
rebellious brethren
  03/17/08
Once was enough.
blathering shimmering brunch shitlib
  03/17/08
I can't believe you let him do it. What position did you use...
rebellious brethren
  03/17/08
Me on top, then doggy.
blathering shimmering brunch shitlib
  03/17/08
I thought you would have just let him put it in, grimace and...
rebellious brethren
  03/17/08
Slowly. It didn't actually hurt, it was more uncomfortable ...
blathering shimmering brunch shitlib
  03/17/08
sorry about his tiny pink dick, bro.
Drunken Resort
  03/17/08
Could you imagine having your gf say that about her first an...
rebellious brethren
  03/17/08
I'll endorse that.
blathering shimmering brunch shitlib
  03/17/08
That he should kill himself? Did you break up?
rebellious brethren
  03/17/08
Yeah, this is the ex.
blathering shimmering brunch shitlib
  03/17/08
how does the i-banker feel knowing you gave anal to a teache...
Pearl area windowlicker
  03/17/08
Hasn't come up yet.
blathering shimmering brunch shitlib
  03/17/08
he hasn't even mentioned/attempted it? why don't you init...
Pearl area windowlicker
  03/17/08
Nope. Because I didn't particularly enjoy it?
blathering shimmering brunch shitlib
  03/17/08
But you probably didn't enjoy the first time you had regular...
honey-headed friendly grandma
  03/17/08
it's still deceptive. suppose you knew he was married before...
Pearl area windowlicker
  03/17/08
Actually it wouldn't. We met on the internet, so he outrigh...
blathering shimmering brunch shitlib
  03/17/08
you're an evil girlfriend. sin of omission, etc.
Pearl area windowlicker
  03/17/08
I wouldn't expect to be asked specifically, but he has some ...
blathering shimmering brunch shitlib
  03/17/08
how did you meet on the internet dood?
Drunken Resort
  03/17/08
Not here, obviously. Dating site.
blathering shimmering brunch shitlib
  03/17/08
Which one? Also, how did you feel about things after you ...
rebellious brethren
  03/17/08
Match. No. Not really. It was just not terribly enjoyab...
blathering shimmering brunch shitlib
  03/17/08
Did you enjoy anything about it?
Swashbuckling white selfie round eye
  03/17/08
The foreplay, I guess.
blathering shimmering brunch shitlib
  03/17/08
I don't know. Having anal sex for the first time has to stim...
rebellious brethren
  03/17/08
I think you're making too much of it. I was pretty drunk at...
blathering shimmering brunch shitlib
  03/17/08
It's also a very degrading act, I mean let's call it what it...
rebellious brethren
  03/17/08
I can. Maybe that's the difference?
blathering shimmering brunch shitlib
  03/17/08
I don't buy this whole "It didn't hurt at all, and it d...
rebellious brethren
  03/17/08
Like I said, more uncomfortable than painful. As for th...
blathering shimmering brunch shitlib
  03/17/08
You weren't even affected by losing your V? You have an amaz...
rebellious brethren
  03/17/08
This isn't funny or interesting. Try something else, perh...
Orange Vivacious Mad-dog Skullcap Boistinker
  03/17/08
I don't know. A woman who is meh about things like losing yo...
rebellious brethren
  03/17/08
Why do you want to hear about pain? Does it turn you on? Yo...
garnet geriatric water buffalo
  03/17/08
What would you think if you stuck a person with a pin, and t...
rebellious brethren
  03/17/08
You seem really fascinated with the pain aspect of all of th...
garnet geriatric water buffalo
  03/17/08
You're not getting it. Rowan is indifferent about things whi...
rebellious brethren
  03/17/08
you have raped, tortured and killed many women, haven't you?
Violent boyish scourge upon the earth theater stage
  03/18/08
Do you always divert discussions to your psychosis?
rebellious brethren
  03/18/08
I was hoping to hear about pain and crying. * fap fap fap *
maniacal black woman
  03/18/08
Well you won't hear any emotion out of Rowan. She's dead ins...
rebellious brethren
  03/18/08
Bummer. * goes and masturbates elsewhere *
maniacal black woman
  03/18/08
Don't think it is degrading at all.
angry mediation university
  03/18/08
Hi Fulano!
Histrionic tank
  03/18/08
how awesome would it be if rowan met her bf here. hmm, ibank...
Poppy gaping dopamine
  03/17/08
I think you're fibbing about the pain, just to emasculate hi...
rebellious brethren
  03/17/08
I cum when I think about women in pain.
maniacal black woman
  03/17/08
Shouldn't hurt with prep and if you're easy.
angry mediation university
  03/18/08
Guys who ask girls they date about their sex lives before th...
Orange Vivacious Mad-dog Skullcap Boistinker
  03/17/08
let's stop beating around the bush...did you get an anal cre...
Pearl area windowlicker
  03/17/08
I don't even know what that is.
blathering shimmering brunch shitlib
  03/17/08
He was asking if the guy came in your ass.
Orange Vivacious Mad-dog Skullcap Boistinker
  03/17/08
Oh. Yeah.
blathering shimmering brunch shitlib
  03/17/08
That's right. If you're going to bother, you might as wel...
Orange Vivacious Mad-dog Skullcap Boistinker
  03/17/08
The guy sounds like a tiny dicked loser.
rebellious brethren
  03/17/08
awesome. did he propose to you yet?
Pearl area windowlicker
  03/17/08
No, I broke up with him.
blathering shimmering brunch shitlib
  03/17/08
wow, he does anal with you and then you dump him? i bet he c...
Pearl area windowlicker
  03/17/08
It wasn't causal or anything. I'm sure he's patting himse...
blathering shimmering brunch shitlib
  03/17/08
"casual" was there an engraved invitation? 5 yr...
Pearl area windowlicker
  03/17/08
"causal"
blathering shimmering brunch shitlib
  03/17/08
LOLZ my bad
Pearl area windowlicker
  03/17/08
Fair. My GF will put up with out on random occasions but...
Orange Vivacious Mad-dog Skullcap Boistinker
  03/17/08
Sorry about your tiny pink dick bro.
rebellious brethren
  03/17/08
While I catch the retarded internet meme, you could at least...
Orange Vivacious Mad-dog Skullcap Boistinker
  03/17/08
And?
Orange Vivacious Mad-dog Skullcap Boistinker
  03/17/08
diarrhea all over the carpet.
Drunken Resort
  03/17/08
wow, rowan is flame. what a surprise.
adventurous fighting jew
  03/17/08
some things should not be discussed in mixed company, even o...
cracking idea he suggested candlestick maker
  03/17/08
Do you shave your filthy snatchbox?
maniacal black woman
  03/17/08
that is an inappropriate question
cracking idea he suggested candlestick maker
  03/17/08
Lies.
Floppy Spot
  03/18/08
You should respect my old-fashioned POV. We were better off ...
cracking idea he suggested candlestick maker
  03/18/08
Why? We were? No we weren't.
Floppy Spot
  03/18/08
Women were.
cracking idea he suggested candlestick maker
  03/18/08
How so?
Floppy Spot
  03/18/08
online chicks look like this http://www.pryorcashman.com/...
Violent boyish scourge upon the earth theater stage
  03/18/08
Stop. Seriously.
Floppy Spot
  03/18/08
soory bro. didn't mean to make you hurl at this late hour.
Violent boyish scourge upon the earth theater stage
  03/18/08
...
rebellious brethren
  03/18/08
okay, i admit it. i'm just kind of embarrassed b/c the strap...
Hairless newt shrine
  03/18/08
You're a girl?
rebellious brethren
  03/18/08
I've tried to do it, it was painful and didn't work.
odious mustard really tough guy
  03/18/08
What does "didn't work" mean?
Floppy Spot
  03/18/08
It literally would not go in. And it hurt, so he stopped tr...
odious mustard really tough guy
  03/18/08
Sounds like he didn't know what he was doing.
Floppy Spot
  03/18/08
Every girl I've ever talked to said anal sex attempts were v...
odious mustard really tough guy
  03/18/08
sound like your father's dick is too big for your small assh...
Violent boyish scourge upon the earth theater stage
  03/18/08
You're too lame to hack law school. You need to STFU.
Floppy Spot
  03/18/08
i don't want to sit next to a midget or to the girl who look...
Violent boyish scourge upon the earth theater stage
  03/18/08
I suspect you've never touched a boob in your miserable life...
Floppy Spot
  03/18/08
are you angry because rowan is actually better looking than ...
Violent boyish scourge upon the earth theater stage
  03/18/08
I'm not angry at all. Just amused that some loser that coul...
Floppy Spot
  03/18/08
Damn
rebellious brethren
  03/18/08
Truth hurts.
Floppy Spot
  03/18/08
I think unless your dick is the size of a pencil eraser it's...
odious mustard really tough guy
  03/18/08
rofl @ Rowan getting her ass plowed.
Histrionic tank
  03/18/08


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Date: March 17th, 2008 8:26 PM
Author: rebellious brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491126)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:26 PM
Author: Copper Deep Sweet Tailpipe

pretty sure dogshit has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491128)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:32 PM
Author: Orange Vivacious Mad-dog Skullcap Boistinker

So has madcat.

Not sure about Rowan, but it seems like if she has she would "admit" it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491150)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:33 PM
Author: rebellious brethren

No she didn't. She's been asked many times too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491152)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:35 PM
Author: Orange Vivacious Mad-dog Skullcap Boistinker

Assuming you mean Rowan, then she probably hasn't.

MCD has admitted it many times.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491154)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:39 PM
Author: rebellious brethren

Nope, Madcat has consistently denied it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491180)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:37 PM
Author: blathering shimmering brunch shitlib

I actually have since last being asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491167)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:39 PM
Author: rebellious brethren

Wow really? How was it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491179)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:40 PM
Author: blathering shimmering brunch shitlib

Once was enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491188)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:42 PM
Author: rebellious brethren

I can't believe you let him do it. What position did you use?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491199)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:45 PM
Author: blathering shimmering brunch shitlib

Me on top, then doggy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491214)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:47 PM
Author: rebellious brethren

I thought you would have just let him put it in, grimace and end it. You actually let him thrust into you doggie? That must have hurt like hell.

Were you drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491221)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:48 PM
Author: blathering shimmering brunch shitlib

Slowly. It didn't actually hurt, it was more uncomfortable and unsexy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491227)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:51 PM
Author: Drunken Resort

sorry about his tiny pink dick, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491241)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:54 PM
Author: rebellious brethren

Could you imagine having your gf say that about her first anal sex experience with you? He should just kill himself now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491257)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:55 PM
Author: blathering shimmering brunch shitlib

I'll endorse that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491262)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:57 PM
Author: rebellious brethren

That he should kill himself? Did you break up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491278)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:00 PM
Author: blathering shimmering brunch shitlib

Yeah, this is the ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491300)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:01 PM
Author: Pearl area windowlicker

how does the i-banker feel knowing you gave anal to a teacher and not to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491302)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:01 PM
Author: blathering shimmering brunch shitlib

Hasn't come up yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491306)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:02 PM
Author: Pearl area windowlicker

he hasn't even mentioned/attempted it?

why don't you initiate it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491311)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:05 PM
Author: blathering shimmering brunch shitlib

Nope.

Because I didn't particularly enjoy it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491332)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:05 PM
Author: honey-headed friendly grandma

But you probably didn't enjoy the first time you had regular sex though. Maybe you should try again...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491336)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:07 PM
Author: Pearl area windowlicker

it's still deceptive. suppose you knew he was married before and never told you. this is on the same level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491343)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:08 PM
Author: blathering shimmering brunch shitlib

Actually it wouldn't. We met on the internet, so he outright stated he'd never been married.

I'm sure we'll have the sexual history discussion at some point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491351)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:09 PM
Author: Pearl area windowlicker

you're an evil girlfriend. sin of omission, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491358)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:16 PM
Author: blathering shimmering brunch shitlib

I wouldn't expect to be asked specifically, but he has some responsibility to bring up the topic of sex generally if he wants to discuss it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491393)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:10 PM
Author: Drunken Resort

how did you meet on the internet dood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491362)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:19 PM
Author: blathering shimmering brunch shitlib

Not here, obviously. Dating site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491414)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:25 PM
Author: rebellious brethren

Which one?

Also, how did you feel about things after you had anal sex? Do you think it might have ruined the relationship? Did you feel degraded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491451)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:29 PM
Author: blathering shimmering brunch shitlib

Match.

No. Not really. It was just not terribly enjoyable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491474)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling white selfie round eye

Did you enjoy anything about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491489)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:32 PM
Author: blathering shimmering brunch shitlib

The foreplay, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491504)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:31 PM
Author: rebellious brethren

I don't know. Having anal sex for the first time has to stimulate more thoughts and emotions than the ones you're revealing. It seems like it affected you more than you want to talk about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491497)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:34 PM
Author: blathering shimmering brunch shitlib

I think you're making too much of it. I was pretty drunk at the time, and that doesn't lead to much deep thinking.

I'm annoyed I let him talk me into something I ended up enjoying as little as I'd suspected I would. But that's about it. Obviously I have a lot of other negative feelings towards the guy, but those are about the breakup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491523)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:38 PM
Author: rebellious brethren

It's also a very degrading act, I mean let's call it what it is, he fucked you in the ass. He even completed inside you. I can't think of a more dominating and degrading act.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491546)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:40 PM
Author: blathering shimmering brunch shitlib

I can. Maybe that's the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491554)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:41 PM
Author: rebellious brethren

I don't buy this whole "It didn't hurt at all, and it didn't affect me emotionally" stuff.

Edit: If I were your therapist, my "she's suppressing something huge" alarm bells would be going off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491560)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:46 PM
Author: blathering shimmering brunch shitlib

Like I said, more uncomfortable than painful.

As for the emotional stuff, I didn't have a huge emotional reaction to losing my virginity either.

Would it make the fantasy better if I said I cried through the whole thing and now feel like I'm a dirty, dirty girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491584)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:49 PM
Author: rebellious brethren

You weren't even affected by losing your V? You have an amazing ability to suppress your feelings. That's probably not a good thing long term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491602)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:50 PM
Author: Orange Vivacious Mad-dog Skullcap Boistinker

This isn't funny or interesting.

Try something else, perhaps related to how you have never made a woman cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491609)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:58 PM
Author: rebellious brethren

I don't know. A woman who is meh about things like losing your virginity, literally getting fucked in the ass, and other things which would have a profound impact on the average person . . . someone like that probably needs to learn to let go and express how they feel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491661)





Date: March 17th, 2008 10:07 PM
Author: garnet geriatric water buffalo

Why do you want to hear about pain? Does it turn you on? You seem pretty obsessed by it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491699)





Date: March 17th, 2008 10:16 PM
Author: rebellious brethren

What would you think if you stuck a person with a pin, and they didn't react in any way? If you've so totally repressed your feelings that you can't express even the most basic things, like physical pain, not to mention all the other emotional stuff, then it's just not healthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491750)





Date: March 17th, 2008 10:18 PM
Author: garnet geriatric water buffalo

You seem really fascinated with the pain aspect of all of this though. You probably asked her about it 10 times at least. Are you her psychiatrist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491754)





Date: March 17th, 2008 10:24 PM
Author: rebellious brethren

You're not getting it. Rowan is indifferent about things which would be huge events in the lives of most people. She won't even let herself feel physical pain!

I just never knew she was so emotionally damaged.

Again, imagine sticking someone with a pin, and having them just look at you, without showing any emotion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491771)





Date: March 18th, 2008 5:29 AM
Author: Violent boyish scourge upon the earth theater stage

you have raped, tortured and killed many women, haven't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493065)





Date: March 18th, 2008 7:02 AM
Author: rebellious brethren

Do you always divert discussions to your psychosis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493146)





Date: March 18th, 2008 7:03 AM
Author: maniacal black woman

I was hoping to hear about pain and crying. * fap fap fap *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493147)





Date: March 18th, 2008 7:05 AM
Author: rebellious brethren

Well you won't hear any emotion out of Rowan. She's dead inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493150)





Date: March 18th, 2008 7:05 AM
Author: maniacal black woman

Bummer. * goes and masturbates elsewhere *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493152)





Date: March 18th, 2008 5:58 PM
Author: angry mediation university

Don't think it is degrading at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9495307)





Date: March 18th, 2008 7:01 PM
Author: Histrionic tank

Hi Fulano!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9495648)





Date: March 17th, 2008 10:16 PM
Author: Poppy gaping dopamine

how awesome would it be if rowan met her bf here. hmm, ibanker (wannabe)...rowan is dating joe_vaj! omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491749)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:09 PM
Author: rebellious brethren

I think you're fibbing about the pain, just to emasculate him. Even if he was small, it had to hurt when he first "put it in." Admit that at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491357)





Date: March 17th, 2008 10:22 PM
Author: maniacal black woman

I cum when I think about women in pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491766)





Date: March 18th, 2008 6:00 PM
Author: angry mediation university

Shouldn't hurt with prep and if you're easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9495323)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:02 PM
Author: Orange Vivacious Mad-dog Skullcap Boistinker

Guys who ask girls they date about their sex lives before they met per fucking se have tiny pink dicks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491315)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:51 PM
Author: Pearl area windowlicker

let's stop beating around the bush...did you get an anal creampie or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491243)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:52 PM
Author: blathering shimmering brunch shitlib

I don't even know what that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491249)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:53 PM
Author: Orange Vivacious Mad-dog Skullcap Boistinker

He was asking if the guy came in your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491255)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:54 PM
Author: blathering shimmering brunch shitlib

Oh. Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491256)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:54 PM
Author: Orange Vivacious Mad-dog Skullcap Boistinker

That's right.

If you're going to bother, you might as well...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491258)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:56 PM
Author: rebellious brethren

The guy sounds like a tiny dicked loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491267)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:55 PM
Author: Pearl area windowlicker

awesome. did he propose to you yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491261)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:55 PM
Author: blathering shimmering brunch shitlib

No, I broke up with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491264)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:57 PM
Author: Pearl area windowlicker

wow, he does anal with you and then you dump him? i bet he cut off his baby dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491276)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:01 PM
Author: blathering shimmering brunch shitlib

It wasn't causal or anything.

I'm sure he's patting himself on the back that he talked me into it in time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491304)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:03 PM
Author: Pearl area windowlicker

"casual"

was there an engraved invitation? 5 yr old throwing rose petals?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491318)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:04 PM
Author: blathering shimmering brunch shitlib

"causal"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491325)





Date: March 17th, 2008 9:04 PM
Author: Pearl area windowlicker

LOLZ my bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491328)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:44 PM
Author: Orange Vivacious Mad-dog Skullcap Boistinker

Fair.

My GF will put up with out on random occasions but its not a regular thing, which is more or less fine with me.

I can only think of one IRL girl who is like REALLY INTO IT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491203)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:45 PM
Author: rebellious brethren

Sorry about your tiny pink dick bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491211)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:48 PM
Author: Orange Vivacious Mad-dog Skullcap Boistinker

While I catch the retarded internet meme, you could at least refrain from using it in random incoherent context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491226)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:39 PM
Author: Orange Vivacious Mad-dog Skullcap Boistinker

And?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491183)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:50 PM
Author: Drunken Resort

diarrhea all over the carpet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491234)





Date: March 17th, 2008 8:56 PM
Author: adventurous fighting jew

wow, rowan is flame. what a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491269)





Date: March 17th, 2008 10:13 PM
Author: cracking idea he suggested candlestick maker

some things should not be discussed in mixed company, even online, even anonymously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491730)





Date: March 17th, 2008 10:14 PM
Author: maniacal black woman

Do you shave your filthy snatchbox?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491736)





Date: March 17th, 2008 10:19 PM
Author: cracking idea he suggested candlestick maker

that is an inappropriate question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9491760)





Date: March 18th, 2008 4:35 AM
Author: Floppy Spot

Lies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493004)





Date: March 18th, 2008 4:57 AM
Author: cracking idea he suggested candlestick maker

You should respect my old-fashioned POV. We were better off when sex was private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493021)





Date: March 18th, 2008 5:01 AM
Author: Floppy Spot

Why? We were? No we weren't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493027)





Date: March 18th, 2008 5:07 AM
Author: cracking idea he suggested candlestick maker

Women were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493032)





Date: March 18th, 2008 5:19 AM
Author: Floppy Spot

How so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493057)





Date: March 18th, 2008 5:32 AM
Author: Violent boyish scourge upon the earth theater stage

online chicks look like this

http://www.pryorcashman.com/attorneys-153.html

we were better off when they didn't talk about their sex lives. everytime she does, i throw up a little in my mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493068)





Date: March 18th, 2008 5:37 AM
Author: Floppy Spot

Stop. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493072)





Date: March 18th, 2008 5:42 AM
Author: Violent boyish scourge upon the earth theater stage

soory bro. didn't mean to make you hurl at this late hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493078)





Date: March 18th, 2008 12:55 AM
Author: rebellious brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9492500)





Date: March 18th, 2008 12:57 AM
Author: Hairless newt shrine

okay, i admit it. i'm just kind of embarrassed b/c the strap-on was too loose and fell off in his ass halfway thru

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9492504)





Date: March 18th, 2008 12:47 PM
Author: rebellious brethren

You're a girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493896)





Date: March 18th, 2008 7:39 AM
Author: odious mustard really tough guy

I've tried to do it, it was painful and didn't work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493184)





Date: March 18th, 2008 7:41 AM
Author: Floppy Spot

What does "didn't work" mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493189)





Date: March 18th, 2008 7:44 AM
Author: odious mustard really tough guy

It literally would not go in. And it hurt, so he stopped trying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493192)





Date: March 18th, 2008 7:46 AM
Author: Floppy Spot

Sounds like he didn't know what he was doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493195)





Date: March 18th, 2008 7:47 AM
Author: odious mustard really tough guy

Every girl I've ever talked to said anal sex attempts were very painful/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493197)





Date: March 18th, 2008 8:09 AM
Author: Violent boyish scourge upon the earth theater stage

sound like your father's dick is too big for your small asshole. try it with a guy who's 5'7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493214)





Date: March 18th, 2008 8:10 AM
Author: Floppy Spot

You're too lame to hack law school. You need to STFU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493215)





Date: March 18th, 2008 8:13 AM
Author: Violent boyish scourge upon the earth theater stage

i don't want to sit next to a midget or to the girl who looks like this http://www.pryorcashman.com/attorneys-153.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493218)





Date: March 18th, 2008 8:15 AM
Author: Floppy Spot

I suspect you've never touched a boob in your miserable life. Even your mother probably insisted on formula. Hence your bitterness at the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493219)





Date: March 18th, 2008 8:18 AM
Author: Violent boyish scourge upon the earth theater stage

are you angry because rowan is actually better looking than your gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493223)





Date: March 18th, 2008 8:19 AM
Author: Floppy Spot

I'm not angry at all. Just amused that some loser that couldn't even hack law school and a virgin to boot insults a bunch of people who are his superiors in every respect IRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493225)





Date: March 18th, 2008 8:23 AM
Author: rebellious brethren

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493230)





Date: March 18th, 2008 8:27 AM
Author: Floppy Spot

Truth hurts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9493231)





Date: March 18th, 2008 5:47 PM
Author: odious mustard really tough guy

I think unless your dick is the size of a pencil eraser it's gonna hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9495248)





Date: March 18th, 2008 7:02 PM
Author: Histrionic tank

rofl @ Rowan getting her ass plowed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=785697&forum_id=2#9495652)