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Suze Orman: You're fucked, kiddo

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Su...
Khaki garrison old irish cottage
  09/29/08
Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onio...
multi-colored boistinker
  09/29/08
For some reason, i clicked the link
lascivious sanctuary
  09/29/08
Hope springs eternal
Narrow-minded scourge upon the earth messiness
  09/29/08
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Khaki garrison old irish cottage
  09/29/08
Fucking stellar
motley stage doctorate
  09/29/08
great work
Brilliant Cracking Quadroon
  09/30/08
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Khaki garrison old irish cottage
  09/30/08
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Khaki garrison old irish cottage
  10/01/08
two thumbs up
Mauve Appetizing Clown
  10/02/08


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Date: September 29th, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: Khaki garrison old irish cottage

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added.

Orman spent the rest of the show drinking vodka straight from the bottle and laughing at the idiotic and borderline criminal financial mistakes that average Americans have made in recent years. She then went home and sat on her girlfriend's face.

http://www.cnn.com/MONEY/09/28/2008/suze.orman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:39 AM
Author: multi-colored boistinker

Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onion articles. It is classically perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210322)





Date: September 29th, 2008 2:53 AM
Author: lascivious sanctuary

For some reason, i clicked the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210142)





Date: September 29th, 2008 7:26 AM
Author: Narrow-minded scourge upon the earth messiness

Hope springs eternal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210309)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: Khaki garrison old irish cottage

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212357)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:21 PM
Author: motley stage doctorate

Fucking stellar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212376)





Date: September 30th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: Brilliant Cracking Quadroon

great work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10213530)





Date: September 30th, 2008 8:15 PM
Author: Khaki garrison old irish cottage

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10215618)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:20 PM
Author: Khaki garrison old irish cottage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10219613)





Date: October 2nd, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: Mauve Appetizing Clown

two thumbs up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10220111)