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Suze Orman: You're fucked, kiddo

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Su...
cerise sickened persian electric furnace
  09/29/08
Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onio...
thriller chest-beating school
  09/29/08
For some reason, i clicked the link
Adventurous keepsake machete theater stage
  09/29/08
Hope springs eternal
arousing senate friendly grandma
  09/29/08
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cerise sickened persian electric furnace
  09/29/08
Fucking stellar
abnormal violent background story
  09/29/08
great work
racy tanning salon
  09/30/08
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cerise sickened persian electric furnace
  09/30/08
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cerise sickened persian electric furnace
  10/01/08
two thumbs up
Big-titted affirmative action
  10/02/08


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Date: September 29th, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: cerise sickened persian electric furnace

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added.

Orman spent the rest of the show drinking vodka straight from the bottle and laughing at the idiotic and borderline criminal financial mistakes that average Americans have made in recent years. She then went home and sat on her girlfriend's face.

http://www.cnn.com/MONEY/09/28/2008/suze.orman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:39 AM
Author: thriller chest-beating school

Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onion articles. It is classically perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210322)





Date: September 29th, 2008 2:53 AM
Author: Adventurous keepsake machete theater stage

For some reason, i clicked the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210142)





Date: September 29th, 2008 7:26 AM
Author: arousing senate friendly grandma

Hope springs eternal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210309)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: cerise sickened persian electric furnace

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Date: September 29th, 2008 8:21 PM
Author: abnormal violent background story

Fucking stellar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212376)





Date: September 30th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: racy tanning salon

great work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10213530)





Date: September 30th, 2008 8:15 PM
Author: cerise sickened persian electric furnace

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Date: October 1st, 2008 11:20 PM
Author: cerise sickened persian electric furnace

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Date: October 2nd, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: Big-titted affirmative action

two thumbs up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10220111)