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Suze Orman: You're fucked, kiddo

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Su...
Zippy High-end Death Wish
  09/29/08
Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onio...
Iridescent kitty
  09/29/08
For some reason, i clicked the link
Maize jewess spot
  09/29/08
Hope springs eternal
kink-friendly know-it-all state
  09/29/08
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Zippy High-end Death Wish
  09/29/08
Fucking stellar
sable university toaster
  09/29/08
great work
naked fishy wrinkle fat ankles
  09/30/08
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Zippy High-end Death Wish
  09/30/08
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Zippy High-end Death Wish
  10/01/08
two thumbs up
metal sweet tailpipe
  10/02/08


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Date: September 29th, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: Zippy High-end Death Wish

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added.

Orman spent the rest of the show drinking vodka straight from the bottle and laughing at the idiotic and borderline criminal financial mistakes that average Americans have made in recent years. She then went home and sat on her girlfriend's face.

http://www.cnn.com/MONEY/09/28/2008/suze.orman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:39 AM
Author: Iridescent kitty

Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onion articles. It is classically perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210322)





Date: September 29th, 2008 2:53 AM
Author: Maize jewess spot

For some reason, i clicked the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210142)





Date: September 29th, 2008 7:26 AM
Author: kink-friendly know-it-all state

Hope springs eternal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210309)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: Zippy High-end Death Wish

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212357)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:21 PM
Author: sable university toaster

Fucking stellar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212376)





Date: September 30th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: naked fishy wrinkle fat ankles

great work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10213530)





Date: September 30th, 2008 8:15 PM
Author: Zippy High-end Death Wish

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10215618)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:20 PM
Author: Zippy High-end Death Wish

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10219613)





Date: October 2nd, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: metal sweet tailpipe

two thumbs up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10220111)