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Suze Orman: You're fucked, kiddo

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Su...
Narrow-minded curious double fault depressive
  09/29/08
Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onio...
at-the-ready lay
  09/29/08
For some reason, i clicked the link
Drunken obsidian piazza reading party
  09/29/08
Hope springs eternal
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Narrow-minded curious double fault depressive
  09/29/08
Fucking stellar
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  09/29/08
great work
Lemon charismatic shrine
  09/30/08
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Narrow-minded curious double fault depressive
  09/30/08
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Narrow-minded curious double fault depressive
  10/01/08
two thumbs up
Onyx pistol garrison
  10/02/08


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Date: September 29th, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: Narrow-minded curious double fault depressive

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added.

Orman spent the rest of the show drinking vodka straight from the bottle and laughing at the idiotic and borderline criminal financial mistakes that average Americans have made in recent years. She then went home and sat on her girlfriend's face.

http://www.cnn.com/MONEY/09/28/2008/suze.orman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:39 AM
Author: at-the-ready lay

Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onion articles. It is classically perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210322)





Date: September 29th, 2008 2:53 AM
Author: Drunken obsidian piazza reading party

For some reason, i clicked the link

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Date: September 29th, 2008 7:26 AM
Author: gay cuck center

Hope springs eternal

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Date: September 29th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: Narrow-minded curious double fault depressive

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Date: September 29th, 2008 8:21 PM
Author: bull headed burgundy stock car boiling water

Fucking stellar

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Date: September 30th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: Lemon charismatic shrine

great work

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Date: September 30th, 2008 8:15 PM
Author: Narrow-minded curious double fault depressive

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Date: October 1st, 2008 11:20 PM
Author: Narrow-minded curious double fault depressive

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Date: October 2nd, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: Onyx pistol garrison

two thumbs up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10220111)