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Suze Orman: You're fucked, kiddo

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Su...
iridescent charismatic psychic
  09/29/08
Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onio...
blathering multi-billionaire
  09/29/08
For some reason, i clicked the link
rebellious famous landscape painting
  09/29/08
Hope springs eternal
purple mother philosopher-king
  09/29/08
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iridescent charismatic psychic
  09/29/08
Fucking stellar
Dark sandwich
  09/29/08
great work
fuchsia water buffalo idiot
  09/30/08
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iridescent charismatic psychic
  09/30/08
...
iridescent charismatic psychic
  10/01/08
two thumbs up
Cowardly henna trust fund turdskin
  10/02/08


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Date: September 29th, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: iridescent charismatic psychic

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added.

Orman spent the rest of the show drinking vodka straight from the bottle and laughing at the idiotic and borderline criminal financial mistakes that average Americans have made in recent years. She then went home and sat on her girlfriend's face.

http://www.cnn.com/MONEY/09/28/2008/suze.orman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:39 AM
Author: blathering multi-billionaire

Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onion articles. It is classically perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210322)





Date: September 29th, 2008 2:53 AM
Author: rebellious famous landscape painting

For some reason, i clicked the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210142)





Date: September 29th, 2008 7:26 AM
Author: purple mother philosopher-king

Hope springs eternal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210309)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: iridescent charismatic psychic

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212357)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:21 PM
Author: Dark sandwich

Fucking stellar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212376)





Date: September 30th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: fuchsia water buffalo idiot

great work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10213530)





Date: September 30th, 2008 8:15 PM
Author: iridescent charismatic psychic

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10215618)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:20 PM
Author: iridescent charismatic psychic

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10219613)





Date: October 2nd, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: Cowardly henna trust fund turdskin

two thumbs up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10220111)