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Suze Orman: You're fucked, kiddo

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Su...
cordovan crusty nursing home circlehead
  09/29/08
Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onio...
Thriller bearded forum ape
  09/29/08
For some reason, i clicked the link
cream very tactful boistinker hospital
  09/29/08
Hope springs eternal
Floppy Buff Pistol Location
  09/29/08
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cordovan crusty nursing home circlehead
  09/29/08
Fucking stellar
Charismatic Slimy Idea He Suggested
  09/29/08
great work
contagious fishy voyeur
  09/30/08
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cordovan crusty nursing home circlehead
  09/30/08
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cordovan crusty nursing home circlehead
  10/01/08
two thumbs up
fragrant maroon market
  10/02/08


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Date: September 29th, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: cordovan crusty nursing home circlehead

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added.

Orman spent the rest of the show drinking vodka straight from the bottle and laughing at the idiotic and borderline criminal financial mistakes that average Americans have made in recent years. She then went home and sat on her girlfriend's face.

http://www.cnn.com/MONEY/09/28/2008/suze.orman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:39 AM
Author: Thriller bearded forum ape

Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onion articles. It is classically perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210322)





Date: September 29th, 2008 2:53 AM
Author: cream very tactful boistinker hospital

For some reason, i clicked the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210142)





Date: September 29th, 2008 7:26 AM
Author: Floppy Buff Pistol Location

Hope springs eternal

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Date: September 29th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: cordovan crusty nursing home circlehead

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Date: September 29th, 2008 8:21 PM
Author: Charismatic Slimy Idea He Suggested

Fucking stellar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212376)





Date: September 30th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: contagious fishy voyeur

great work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10213530)





Date: September 30th, 2008 8:15 PM
Author: cordovan crusty nursing home circlehead

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Date: October 1st, 2008 11:20 PM
Author: cordovan crusty nursing home circlehead

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10219613)





Date: October 2nd, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: fragrant maroon market

two thumbs up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10220111)