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Suze Orman: You're fucked, kiddo

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Su...
mahogany ratface
  09/29/08
Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onio...
soggy school cafeteria karate
  09/29/08
For some reason, i clicked the link
idiotic juggernaut dilemma
  09/29/08
Hope springs eternal
Ivory shaky tanning salon
  09/29/08
...
mahogany ratface
  09/29/08
Fucking stellar
Startling location
  09/29/08
great work
Learning Disabled Cracking Partner Home
  09/30/08
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mahogany ratface
  09/30/08
...
mahogany ratface
  10/01/08
two thumbs up
Beta Place Of Business
  10/02/08


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Date: September 29th, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: mahogany ratface

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added.

Orman spent the rest of the show drinking vodka straight from the bottle and laughing at the idiotic and borderline criminal financial mistakes that average Americans have made in recent years. She then went home and sat on her girlfriend's face.

http://www.cnn.com/MONEY/09/28/2008/suze.orman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:39 AM
Author: soggy school cafeteria karate

Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onion articles. It is classically perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210322)





Date: September 29th, 2008 2:53 AM
Author: idiotic juggernaut dilemma

For some reason, i clicked the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210142)





Date: September 29th, 2008 7:26 AM
Author: Ivory shaky tanning salon

Hope springs eternal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210309)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: mahogany ratface

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212357)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:21 PM
Author: Startling location

Fucking stellar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212376)





Date: September 30th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Cracking Partner Home

great work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10213530)





Date: September 30th, 2008 8:15 PM
Author: mahogany ratface

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10215618)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:20 PM
Author: mahogany ratface

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10219613)





Date: October 2nd, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: Beta Place Of Business

two thumbs up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10220111)