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Suze Orman: You're fucked, kiddo

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Su...
Jade orchestra pit coldplay fan
  09/29/08
Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onio...
Stubborn Passionate Puppy Queen Of The Night
  09/29/08
For some reason, i clicked the link
beady-eyed home goal in life
  09/29/08
Hope springs eternal
canary senate hairy legs
  09/29/08
...
Jade orchestra pit coldplay fan
  09/29/08
Fucking stellar
Dashing cuckoldry
  09/29/08
great work
Grizzly Racy Roommate
  09/30/08
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Jade orchestra pit coldplay fan
  09/30/08
...
Jade orchestra pit coldplay fan
  10/01/08
two thumbs up
carmine church building
  10/02/08


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Date: September 29th, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: Jade orchestra pit coldplay fan

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added.

Orman spent the rest of the show drinking vodka straight from the bottle and laughing at the idiotic and borderline criminal financial mistakes that average Americans have made in recent years. She then went home and sat on her girlfriend's face.

http://www.cnn.com/MONEY/09/28/2008/suze.orman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:39 AM
Author: Stubborn Passionate Puppy Queen Of The Night

Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onion articles. It is classically perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210322)





Date: September 29th, 2008 2:53 AM
Author: beady-eyed home goal in life

For some reason, i clicked the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210142)





Date: September 29th, 2008 7:26 AM
Author: canary senate hairy legs

Hope springs eternal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210309)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: Jade orchestra pit coldplay fan

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212357)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:21 PM
Author: Dashing cuckoldry

Fucking stellar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212376)





Date: September 30th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: Grizzly Racy Roommate

great work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10213530)





Date: September 30th, 2008 8:15 PM
Author: Jade orchestra pit coldplay fan

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10215618)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:20 PM
Author: Jade orchestra pit coldplay fan

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10219613)





Date: October 2nd, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: carmine church building

two thumbs up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10220111)