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Suze Orman: You're fucked, kiddo

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Su...
Bateful Ticket Booth Coffee Pot
  09/29/08
Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onio...
Rough-skinned tan windowlicker
  09/29/08
For some reason, i clicked the link
effete appetizing laser beams
  09/29/08
Hope springs eternal
charismatic splenetic address
  09/29/08
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Bateful Ticket Booth Coffee Pot
  09/29/08
Fucking stellar
internet-worthy plaza pozpig
  09/29/08
great work
Black Home Tattoo
  09/30/08
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Bateful Ticket Booth Coffee Pot
  09/30/08
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Bateful Ticket Booth Coffee Pot
  10/01/08
two thumbs up
rambunctious potus trump supporter
  10/02/08


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Date: September 29th, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: Bateful Ticket Booth Coffee Pot

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added.

Orman spent the rest of the show drinking vodka straight from the bottle and laughing at the idiotic and borderline criminal financial mistakes that average Americans have made in recent years. She then went home and sat on her girlfriend's face.

http://www.cnn.com/MONEY/09/28/2008/suze.orman.html

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Date: September 29th, 2008 8:39 AM
Author: Rough-skinned tan windowlicker

Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onion articles. It is classically perfect.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210322)



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Date: September 29th, 2008 2:53 AM
Author: effete appetizing laser beams

For some reason, i clicked the link

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210142)



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Date: September 29th, 2008 7:26 AM
Author: charismatic splenetic address

Hope springs eternal

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Date: September 29th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: Bateful Ticket Booth Coffee Pot

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Date: September 29th, 2008 8:21 PM
Author: internet-worthy plaza pozpig

Fucking stellar

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212376)



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Date: September 30th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: Black Home Tattoo

great work

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10213530)



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Date: September 30th, 2008 8:15 PM
Author: Bateful Ticket Booth Coffee Pot

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Date: October 1st, 2008 11:20 PM
Author: Bateful Ticket Booth Coffee Pot

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Date: October 2nd, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: rambunctious potus trump supporter

two thumbs up

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10220111)