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Suze Orman: You're fucked, kiddo
| Lavender windowlicker station | 09/29/08 |
| aromatic spot fanboi | 09/29/08 |
| Massive cruel-hearted half-breed | 09/29/08 |
| Slimy tanning salon scourge upon the earth | 09/29/08 |
| Lavender windowlicker station | 09/29/08 |
| odious sanctuary | 09/29/08 |
| appetizing gaping | 09/30/08 |
| Lavender windowlicker station | 09/30/08 |
| Lavender windowlicker station | 10/01/08 |
| Supple Location | 10/02/08 |
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Date: September 29th, 2008 2:46 AM Author: Lavender windowlicker station Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.
"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added.
Orman spent the rest of the show drinking vodka straight from the bottle and laughing at the idiotic and borderline criminal financial mistakes that average Americans have made in recent years. She then went home and sat on her girlfriend's face.
http://www.cnn.com/MONEY/09/28/2008/suze.orman.html |
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Date: September 29th, 2008 8:39 AM Author: aromatic spot fanboi Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onion articles. It is classically perfect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210322) |
Date: September 29th, 2008 2:53 AM Author: Massive cruel-hearted half-breed For some reason, i clicked the link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210142) |
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Date: September 29th, 2008 7:26 AM Author: Slimy tanning salon scourge upon the earth Hope springs eternal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210309) |
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Date: September 29th, 2008 8:17 PM Author: Lavender windowlicker station ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212357) |
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Date: September 29th, 2008 8:21 PM Author: odious sanctuary Fucking stellar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212376) |
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Date: September 30th, 2008 2:38 AM Author: appetizing gaping great work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10213530) |
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Date: September 30th, 2008 8:15 PM Author: Lavender windowlicker station ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10215618) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 11:20 PM Author: Lavender windowlicker station ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10219613) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2008 2:04 AM Author: Supple Location two thumbs up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10220111) |