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Suze Orman: You're fucked, kiddo

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Su...
sienna floppy friendly grandma
  09/29/08
Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onio...
poppy milk
  09/29/08
For some reason, i clicked the link
Out-of-control Cruel-hearted Psychic
  09/29/08
Hope springs eternal
vigorous set
  09/29/08
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sienna floppy friendly grandma
  09/29/08
Fucking stellar
Aquamarine razzle-dazzle area pocket flask
  09/29/08
great work
chestnut chapel fortuitous meteor
  09/30/08
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sienna floppy friendly grandma
  09/30/08
...
sienna floppy friendly grandma
  10/01/08
two thumbs up
Beta angry becky
  10/02/08


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Date: September 29th, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: sienna floppy friendly grandma

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added.

Orman spent the rest of the show drinking vodka straight from the bottle and laughing at the idiotic and borderline criminal financial mistakes that average Americans have made in recent years. She then went home and sat on her girlfriend's face.

http://www.cnn.com/MONEY/09/28/2008/suze.orman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:39 AM
Author: poppy milk

Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onion articles. It is classically perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210322)





Date: September 29th, 2008 2:53 AM
Author: Out-of-control Cruel-hearted Psychic

For some reason, i clicked the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210142)





Date: September 29th, 2008 7:26 AM
Author: vigorous set

Hope springs eternal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210309)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: sienna floppy friendly grandma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212357)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:21 PM
Author: Aquamarine razzle-dazzle area pocket flask

Fucking stellar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212376)





Date: September 30th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: chestnut chapel fortuitous meteor

great work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10213530)





Date: September 30th, 2008 8:15 PM
Author: sienna floppy friendly grandma

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10215618)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:20 PM
Author: sienna floppy friendly grandma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10219613)





Date: October 2nd, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: Beta angry becky

two thumbs up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10220111)