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Suze Orman: You're fucked, kiddo

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Su...
umber dead electric furnace
  09/29/08
Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onio...
Domesticated odious brunch telephone
  09/29/08
For some reason, i clicked the link
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  09/29/08
Hope springs eternal
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  09/29/08
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umber dead electric furnace
  09/29/08
Fucking stellar
vengeful locus milk
  09/29/08
great work
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  09/30/08
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umber dead electric furnace
  10/01/08
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  10/02/08


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Date: September 29th, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: umber dead electric furnace

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added.

Orman spent the rest of the show drinking vodka straight from the bottle and laughing at the idiotic and borderline criminal financial mistakes that average Americans have made in recent years. She then went home and sat on her girlfriend's face.

http://www.cnn.com/MONEY/09/28/2008/suze.orman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:39 AM
Author: Domesticated odious brunch telephone

Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onion articles. It is classically perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210322)





Date: September 29th, 2008 2:53 AM
Author: Low-t Frisky Faggotry Keepsake Machete

For some reason, i clicked the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210142)





Date: September 29th, 2008 7:26 AM
Author: Slate sticky black woman

Hope springs eternal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210309)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: umber dead electric furnace

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212357)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:21 PM
Author: vengeful locus milk

Fucking stellar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212376)





Date: September 30th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: Comical Amethyst Community Account Hell

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Date: September 30th, 2008 8:15 PM
Author: umber dead electric furnace

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Date: October 1st, 2008 11:20 PM
Author: umber dead electric furnace

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Date: October 2nd, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: spectacular meetinghouse gay wizard

two thumbs up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10220111)