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Suze Orman: You're fucked, kiddo

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Su...
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  09/29/08
Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onio...
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  09/29/08
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  09/29/08
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Date: September 29th, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: Avocado genital piercing gaming laptop

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added.

Orman spent the rest of the show drinking vodka straight from the bottle and laughing at the idiotic and borderline criminal financial mistakes that average Americans have made in recent years. She then went home and sat on her girlfriend's face.

http://www.cnn.com/MONEY/09/28/2008/suze.orman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:39 AM
Author: Judgmental keepsake machete

Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onion articles. It is classically perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210322)





Date: September 29th, 2008 2:53 AM
Author: mildly autistic impressive church

For some reason, i clicked the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210142)





Date: September 29th, 2008 7:26 AM
Author: azure mentally impaired market

Hope springs eternal

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Date: September 29th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: Avocado genital piercing gaming laptop

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Date: September 29th, 2008 8:21 PM
Author: Motley fear-inspiring theater

Fucking stellar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212376)





Date: September 30th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: fuchsia french chef

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Date: September 30th, 2008 8:15 PM
Author: Avocado genital piercing gaming laptop

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Date: October 1st, 2008 11:20 PM
Author: Avocado genital piercing gaming laptop

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Date: October 2nd, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: Jet Magical Factory Reset Button Pozpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10220111)