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Suze Orman: You're fucked, kiddo

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Su...
opaque parlor pisswyrm
  09/29/08
Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onio...
laughsome round eye space
  09/29/08
For some reason, i clicked the link
Overrated Swashbuckling Menage
  09/29/08
Hope springs eternal
spruce irradiated digit ratio
  09/29/08
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opaque parlor pisswyrm
  09/29/08
Fucking stellar
Carmine Shivering People Who Are Hurt
  09/29/08
great work
nubile provocative tanning salon
  09/30/08
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opaque parlor pisswyrm
  09/30/08
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opaque parlor pisswyrm
  10/01/08
two thumbs up
Pink dead prole
  10/02/08


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Date: September 29th, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: opaque parlor pisswyrm

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added.

Orman spent the rest of the show drinking vodka straight from the bottle and laughing at the idiotic and borderline criminal financial mistakes that average Americans have made in recent years. She then went home and sat on her girlfriend's face.

http://www.cnn.com/MONEY/09/28/2008/suze.orman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:39 AM
Author: laughsome round eye space

Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onion articles. It is classically perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210322)





Date: September 29th, 2008 2:53 AM
Author: Overrated Swashbuckling Menage

For some reason, i clicked the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210142)





Date: September 29th, 2008 7:26 AM
Author: spruce irradiated digit ratio

Hope springs eternal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210309)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: opaque parlor pisswyrm

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Date: September 29th, 2008 8:21 PM
Author: Carmine Shivering People Who Are Hurt

Fucking stellar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212376)





Date: September 30th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: nubile provocative tanning salon

great work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10213530)





Date: September 30th, 2008 8:15 PM
Author: opaque parlor pisswyrm

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Date: October 1st, 2008 11:20 PM
Author: opaque parlor pisswyrm

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10219613)





Date: October 2nd, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: Pink dead prole

two thumbs up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10220111)