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Suze Orman: You're fucked, kiddo

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Su...
zombie-like narrow-minded milk theater
  09/29/08
Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onio...
stimulating swollen haunted graveyard casino
  09/29/08
For some reason, i clicked the link
violent curious multi-billionaire
  09/29/08
Hope springs eternal
hilarious salmon gas station water buffalo
  09/29/08
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zombie-like narrow-minded milk theater
  09/29/08
Fucking stellar
Bright greedy pozpig principal's office
  09/29/08
great work
beady-eyed laser beams
  09/30/08
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zombie-like narrow-minded milk theater
  09/30/08
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zombie-like narrow-minded milk theater
  10/01/08
two thumbs up
multi-colored base
  10/02/08


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Date: September 29th, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: zombie-like narrow-minded milk theater

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added.

Orman spent the rest of the show drinking vodka straight from the bottle and laughing at the idiotic and borderline criminal financial mistakes that average Americans have made in recent years. She then went home and sat on her girlfriend's face.

http://www.cnn.com/MONEY/09/28/2008/suze.orman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:39 AM
Author: stimulating swollen haunted graveyard casino

Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onion articles. It is classically perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210322)





Date: September 29th, 2008 2:53 AM
Author: violent curious multi-billionaire

For some reason, i clicked the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210142)





Date: September 29th, 2008 7:26 AM
Author: hilarious salmon gas station water buffalo

Hope springs eternal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210309)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: zombie-like narrow-minded milk theater

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212357)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:21 PM
Author: Bright greedy pozpig principal's office

Fucking stellar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212376)





Date: September 30th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed laser beams

great work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10213530)





Date: September 30th, 2008 8:15 PM
Author: zombie-like narrow-minded milk theater

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10215618)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:20 PM
Author: zombie-like narrow-minded milk theater

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10219613)





Date: October 2nd, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: multi-colored base

two thumbs up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10220111)