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Suze Orman: You're fucked, kiddo

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Su...
provocative gold station
  09/29/08
Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onio...
Cerebral kink-friendly sanctuary hissy fit
  09/29/08
For some reason, i clicked the link
Glittery doobsian antidepressant drug house
  09/29/08
Hope springs eternal
Lilac Vivacious Sneaky Criminal Locus
  09/29/08
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provocative gold station
  09/29/08
Fucking stellar
Passionate rehab
  09/29/08
great work
cracking haunted graveyard
  09/30/08
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provocative gold station
  09/30/08
...
provocative gold station
  10/01/08
two thumbs up
slimy crackhouse
  10/02/08


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Date: September 29th, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: provocative gold station

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added.

Orman spent the rest of the show drinking vodka straight from the bottle and laughing at the idiotic and borderline criminal financial mistakes that average Americans have made in recent years. She then went home and sat on her girlfriend's face.

http://www.cnn.com/MONEY/09/28/2008/suze.orman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:39 AM
Author: Cerebral kink-friendly sanctuary hissy fit

Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onion articles. It is classically perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210322)





Date: September 29th, 2008 2:53 AM
Author: Glittery doobsian antidepressant drug house

For some reason, i clicked the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210142)





Date: September 29th, 2008 7:26 AM
Author: Lilac Vivacious Sneaky Criminal Locus

Hope springs eternal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210309)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: provocative gold station

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212357)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:21 PM
Author: Passionate rehab

Fucking stellar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212376)





Date: September 30th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: cracking haunted graveyard

great work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10213530)





Date: September 30th, 2008 8:15 PM
Author: provocative gold station

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10215618)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:20 PM
Author: provocative gold station

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10219613)





Date: October 2nd, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: slimy crackhouse

two thumbs up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10220111)