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Suze Orman: You're fucked, kiddo

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Su...
Frisky goyim
  09/29/08
Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onio...
Bossy hall mexican
  09/29/08
For some reason, i clicked the link
adventurous blue stage
  09/29/08
Hope springs eternal
Aphrodisiac chapel
  09/29/08
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Frisky goyim
  09/29/08
Fucking stellar
Umber Giraffe Public Bath
  09/29/08
great work
Boyish spot foreskin
  09/30/08
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Frisky goyim
  09/30/08
...
Frisky goyim
  10/01/08
two thumbs up
cream glittery elastic band
  10/02/08


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Date: September 29th, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: Frisky goyim

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added.

Orman spent the rest of the show drinking vodka straight from the bottle and laughing at the idiotic and borderline criminal financial mistakes that average Americans have made in recent years. She then went home and sat on her girlfriend's face.

http://www.cnn.com/MONEY/09/28/2008/suze.orman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:39 AM
Author: Bossy hall mexican

Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onion articles. It is classically perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210322)





Date: September 29th, 2008 2:53 AM
Author: adventurous blue stage

For some reason, i clicked the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210142)





Date: September 29th, 2008 7:26 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac chapel

Hope springs eternal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210309)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: Frisky goyim

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Date: September 29th, 2008 8:21 PM
Author: Umber Giraffe Public Bath

Fucking stellar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212376)





Date: September 30th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: Boyish spot foreskin

great work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10213530)





Date: September 30th, 2008 8:15 PM
Author: Frisky goyim

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10215618)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:20 PM
Author: Frisky goyim

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Date: October 2nd, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: cream glittery elastic band

two thumbs up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10220111)