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Suze Orman: You're fucked, kiddo

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Su...
Turquoise range factory reset button
  09/29/08
Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onio...
Carnelian contagious digit ratio goyim
  09/29/08
For some reason, i clicked the link
soul-stirring metal point love of her life
  09/29/08
Hope springs eternal
Burgundy Exhilarant Rehab Water Buffalo
  09/29/08
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Turquoise range factory reset button
  09/29/08
Fucking stellar
Fragrant Rambunctious Kitchen
  09/29/08
great work
pink coldplay fan
  09/30/08
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  09/30/08
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Turquoise range factory reset button
  10/01/08
two thumbs up
big native
  10/02/08


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Date: September 29th, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: Turquoise range factory reset button

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added.

Orman spent the rest of the show drinking vodka straight from the bottle and laughing at the idiotic and borderline criminal financial mistakes that average Americans have made in recent years. She then went home and sat on her girlfriend's face.

http://www.cnn.com/MONEY/09/28/2008/suze.orman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:39 AM
Author: Carnelian contagious digit ratio goyim

Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onion articles. It is classically perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210322)





Date: September 29th, 2008 2:53 AM
Author: soul-stirring metal point love of her life

For some reason, i clicked the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210142)





Date: September 29th, 2008 7:26 AM
Author: Burgundy Exhilarant Rehab Water Buffalo

Hope springs eternal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210309)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: Turquoise range factory reset button

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212357)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:21 PM
Author: Fragrant Rambunctious Kitchen

Fucking stellar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212376)





Date: September 30th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: pink coldplay fan

great work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10213530)





Date: September 30th, 2008 8:15 PM
Author: Turquoise range factory reset button

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10215618)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:20 PM
Author: Turquoise range factory reset button

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10219613)





Date: October 2nd, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: big native

two thumbs up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10220111)