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C+C™'s the fine things of life (Vol. 2)
| misunderstood heaven tattoo | 04/25/09 |
| Passionate national security agency | 04/25/09 |
| Diverse Queen Of The Night Sweet Tailpipe | 04/25/09 |
| Diverse Queen Of The Night Sweet Tailpipe | 04/25/09 |
| free-loading locus | 04/25/09 |
| Stirring Pisswyrm Masturbator | 04/25/09 |
| Diverse Queen Of The Night Sweet Tailpipe | 04/25/09 |
| Diverse Queen Of The Night Sweet Tailpipe | 04/25/09 |
| flushed personal credit line trailer park | 04/25/09 |
| Diverse Queen Of The Night Sweet Tailpipe | 04/25/09 |
| Stirring Pisswyrm Masturbator | 04/25/09 |
| Diverse Queen Of The Night Sweet Tailpipe | 04/25/09 |
| misunderstood heaven tattoo | 04/25/09 |
| Stirring Pisswyrm Masturbator | 04/25/09 |
| misunderstood heaven tattoo | 04/25/09 |
| Stirring Pisswyrm Masturbator | 04/25/09 |
| insane sooty preventive strike | 04/25/09 |
| insane sooty preventive strike | 09/16/09 |
| haunting massive old irish cottage gay wizard | 04/25/09 |
| floppy sex offender quadroon | 04/25/09 |
| House-broken Citrine Fanboi | 04/25/09 |
| twisted filthpig | 04/25/09 |
| twisted filthpig | 04/25/09 |
| submissive kitchen | 04/25/09 |
| misunderstood heaven tattoo | 09/16/09 |
| Shaky spectacular pervert | 12/06/09 |
| Diverse Queen Of The Night Sweet Tailpipe | 04/25/09 |
| zippy metal stag film jap | 09/16/09 |
| zippy metal stag film jap | 12/06/09 |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 11:56 AM Author: misunderstood heaven tattoo Subject: the fine lady's summer dress i was bee-boppin, g-droppin, just amusin' n' cruisin' on a hot doggy day, just the way i like to play. sweat beaded up on my brow so i sped up lookin' for girls to wow, turned up the jams lookin' cooler than before an exam with a kewl haircut and a 180 page outline uncut. my tires peelin' out a squealin' smooth like a pussy purrin' incurrin' a lil' stirrin' with my thick n' hip dip stick.
but i confess i digress, for i'm just here to assess, maybe obsess, the success of a fine lady's summer dress, flowin' in the breeze with finesse. now you thinkin' it's all sweet these ladies in petite wear replete with beautiful golden locks of hair but it's a two way street i swear, for the fine lady's summer dress is discreet, it's like a full court press, n' u can't mess if you wanna avoid a 10 second call while u try to ball some game with your sweet savory drawl.
the fine lady's summer dress clings to her chest but sings like opera's best. i ain't talkin' trashy, stacking busch beers listenin' to britney spears, rent in arrears. ain't nothing trashy about that lasciviousness of a miss you'd like to kiss n' take to bliss then dismiss.
so i pulled up to a cafe by the bay, n' i always survey for prey to play, to sway with a bouquet of the sweetest lines, like blossoms on vines, cos, well i'm awesome in that way. and BAM! damn! like a fair lamb, some man's hot daughter lookin' hotter than ice water in a desert drew me in to flirt.
she was sittin' all fine n' divine, wearin' a sweet summer dress, makin' me a mess in the head thinkin' bout my unmade bed. just wanted to get her to be mine, supine. so i finagled for an angle to see how that dress dangled from this angel's buxom breast. and i attest when i put in my charmin' request that she be my guest at the love nest, she bequest those sweet savory breasts unto me, the illest emcee west of the mississippi, in a love makin' spree on a beach by the sea, beneath a tree. n' get this, she even brought her friend marie for my friend solzy.
but it was that sweet summer dress, clinging to her chest, bless her for blessin' me, stressin' me like a 360 bench press, that made me wanna transgress. cos you ain't get fun without an un, so i brought the un with fun and took dress to undress, to carress the bountiful largesse of that fine lady and her summer dress. ah, yes my friends, ain't no need to impress the point to you any further. indeed, a fine lady's summer dress is indeed one of the fine things of life, but a fine lady's summer undress may be finer yet... |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 11:58 AM Author: Passionate national security agency lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11540758) |
Date: April 25th, 2009 12:18 PM Author: Diverse Queen Of The Night Sweet Tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11540810) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 12:24 PM Author: Diverse Queen Of The Night Sweet Tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11540842) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 12:25 PM Author: free-loading locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11540844) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 12:26 PM Author: Stirring Pisswyrm Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11540849) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 12:28 PM Author: Diverse Queen Of The Night Sweet Tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11540862) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 12:46 PM Author: Diverse Queen Of The Night Sweet Tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11540958) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 12:51 PM Author: flushed personal credit line trailer park YESSSSS!!! http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=946862&mc=6&forum_id=2
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:02 PM Author: Diverse Queen Of The Night Sweet Tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541034) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:02 PM Author: Stirring Pisswyrm Masturbator tbf,i liked it better when you had messed up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541037) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:04 PM Author: Diverse Queen Of The Night Sweet Tailpipe There should be a thread that's just like "edit: nevermind" that everyone can bump all day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541046) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:36 PM Author: misunderstood heaven tattoo was it that bad? on phone and don't feel like editing :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541225) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:44 PM Author: Stirring Pisswyrm Masturbator no, it was just funnier because i could imagine you freaking out irl because you messed up an xo post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541265) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:57 PM Author: misunderstood heaven tattoo I've thought long and hard about my priorities (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541410) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:59 PM Author: Stirring Pisswyrm Masturbator that's what she said.
cause you said long and hard. get it? |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 5:04 PM Author: insane sooty preventive strike explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11543260) |
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Date: September 16th, 2009 2:38 PM Author: insane sooty preventive strike still waiting for this explanation doodz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#12760306) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:31 PM Author: haunting massive old irish cottage gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541203) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:34 PM Author: floppy sex offender quadroon god damn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541217) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:59 PM Author: House-broken Citrine Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541433) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 2:01 PM Author: twisted filthpig have mercy
so yeah, 180 |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 3:25 PM Author: twisted filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11542258) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 5:25 PM Author: submissive kitchen this is obviously good (far better than what i could come up with), but doesn't achieve the greatness of vol 1. subject matter is too obvious, and there's too much rhyming. the first one had a laid-back storytelling g-funk vibe to it. this one seems more like an exhibition of your elite skillz, without any greater purpose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11543481) |
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Date: September 16th, 2009 3:18 PM Author: misunderstood heaven tattoo tyftcommentary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#12760544) |
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Date: December 6th, 2009 2:28 AM Author: Shaky spectacular pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#13463398) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 5:25 PM Author: Diverse Queen Of The Night Sweet Tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11543488) |
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Date: September 16th, 2009 2:37 PM Author: zippy metal stag film jap sophomore slump? nah, not so much. f the haters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#12760301) |
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Date: December 6th, 2009 2:27 AM Author: zippy metal stag film jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#13463392) |