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C+C™'s the fine things of life (Vol. 2)
| stimulating hilarious parlour sandwich | 04/25/09 |
| Brindle Preventive Strike School | 04/25/09 |
| Nighttime Rehab Generalized Bond | 04/25/09 |
| Nighttime Rehab Generalized Bond | 04/25/09 |
| pearly frozen garrison | 04/25/09 |
| Light nubile friendly grandma scourge upon the earth | 04/25/09 |
| Nighttime Rehab Generalized Bond | 04/25/09 |
| Nighttime Rehab Generalized Bond | 04/25/09 |
| black point | 04/25/09 |
| Nighttime Rehab Generalized Bond | 04/25/09 |
| Light nubile friendly grandma scourge upon the earth | 04/25/09 |
| Nighttime Rehab Generalized Bond | 04/25/09 |
| stimulating hilarious parlour sandwich | 04/25/09 |
| Light nubile friendly grandma scourge upon the earth | 04/25/09 |
| stimulating hilarious parlour sandwich | 04/25/09 |
| Light nubile friendly grandma scourge upon the earth | 04/25/09 |
| Carmine exciting house ladyboy | 04/25/09 |
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| Mildly Autistic Bawdyhouse Antidepressant Drug | 04/25/09 |
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| passionate onyx tanning salon | 04/25/09 |
| sepia useless brakes | 04/25/09 |
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| sinister shaky national | 04/25/09 |
| stimulating hilarious parlour sandwich | 09/16/09 |
| Maroon Casino | 12/06/09 |
| Nighttime Rehab Generalized Bond | 04/25/09 |
| submissive cerise public bath | 09/16/09 |
| submissive cerise public bath | 12/06/09 |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 11:56 AM Author: stimulating hilarious parlour sandwich Subject: the fine lady's summer dress i was bee-boppin, g-droppin, just amusin' n' cruisin' on a hot doggy day, just the way i like to play. sweat beaded up on my brow so i sped up lookin' for girls to wow, turned up the jams lookin' cooler than before an exam with a kewl haircut and a 180 page outline uncut. my tires peelin' out a squealin' smooth like a pussy purrin' incurrin' a lil' stirrin' with my thick n' hip dip stick.
but i confess i digress, for i'm just here to assess, maybe obsess, the success of a fine lady's summer dress, flowin' in the breeze with finesse. now you thinkin' it's all sweet these ladies in petite wear replete with beautiful golden locks of hair but it's a two way street i swear, for the fine lady's summer dress is discreet, it's like a full court press, n' u can't mess if you wanna avoid a 10 second call while u try to ball some game with your sweet savory drawl.
the fine lady's summer dress clings to her chest but sings like opera's best. i ain't talkin' trashy, stacking busch beers listenin' to britney spears, rent in arrears. ain't nothing trashy about that lasciviousness of a miss you'd like to kiss n' take to bliss then dismiss.
so i pulled up to a cafe by the bay, n' i always survey for prey to play, to sway with a bouquet of the sweetest lines, like blossoms on vines, cos, well i'm awesome in that way. and BAM! damn! like a fair lamb, some man's hot daughter lookin' hotter than ice water in a desert drew me in to flirt.
she was sittin' all fine n' divine, wearin' a sweet summer dress, makin' me a mess in the head thinkin' bout my unmade bed. just wanted to get her to be mine, supine. so i finagled for an angle to see how that dress dangled from this angel's buxom breast. and i attest when i put in my charmin' request that she be my guest at the love nest, she bequest those sweet savory breasts unto me, the illest emcee west of the mississippi, in a love makin' spree on a beach by the sea, beneath a tree. n' get this, she even brought her friend marie for my friend solzy.
but it was that sweet summer dress, clinging to her chest, bless her for blessin' me, stressin' me like a 360 bench press, that made me wanna transgress. cos you ain't get fun without an un, so i brought the un with fun and took dress to undress, to carress the bountiful largesse of that fine lady and her summer dress. ah, yes my friends, ain't no need to impress the point to you any further. indeed, a fine lady's summer dress is indeed one of the fine things of life, but a fine lady's summer undress may be finer yet... |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 11:58 AM Author: Brindle Preventive Strike School lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11540758) |
Date: April 25th, 2009 12:18 PM Author: Nighttime Rehab Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11540810) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 12:24 PM Author: Nighttime Rehab Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11540842) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 12:25 PM Author: pearly frozen garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11540844) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 12:26 PM Author: Light nubile friendly grandma scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11540849) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 12:28 PM Author: Nighttime Rehab Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11540862) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 12:46 PM Author: Nighttime Rehab Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11540958) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 12:51 PM Author: black point YESSSSS!!! http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=946862&mc=6&forum_id=2
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:02 PM Author: Nighttime Rehab Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541034) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:02 PM Author: Light nubile friendly grandma scourge upon the earth tbf,i liked it better when you had messed up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541037) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:04 PM Author: Nighttime Rehab Generalized Bond There should be a thread that's just like "edit: nevermind" that everyone can bump all day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541046) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:36 PM Author: stimulating hilarious parlour sandwich was it that bad? on phone and don't feel like editing :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541225) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:44 PM Author: Light nubile friendly grandma scourge upon the earth no, it was just funnier because i could imagine you freaking out irl because you messed up an xo post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541265) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:57 PM Author: stimulating hilarious parlour sandwich I've thought long and hard about my priorities (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541410) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:59 PM Author: Light nubile friendly grandma scourge upon the earth that's what she said.
cause you said long and hard. get it? |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 5:04 PM Author: Carmine exciting house ladyboy explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11543260) |
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Date: September 16th, 2009 2:38 PM Author: Carmine exciting house ladyboy still waiting for this explanation doodz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#12760306) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:31 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Bawdyhouse Antidepressant Drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541203) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:34 PM Author: Magical aphrodisiac center mad-dog skullcap god damn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541217) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:59 PM Author: passionate onyx tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541433) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 2:01 PM Author: sepia useless brakes have mercy
so yeah, 180 |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 3:25 PM Author: sepia useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11542258) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 5:25 PM Author: sinister shaky national this is obviously good (far better than what i could come up with), but doesn't achieve the greatness of vol 1. subject matter is too obvious, and there's too much rhyming. the first one had a laid-back storytelling g-funk vibe to it. this one seems more like an exhibition of your elite skillz, without any greater purpose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11543481) |
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Date: September 16th, 2009 3:18 PM Author: stimulating hilarious parlour sandwich tyftcommentary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#12760544) |
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Date: December 6th, 2009 2:28 AM Author: Maroon Casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#13463398) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 5:25 PM Author: Nighttime Rehab Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11543488) |
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Date: September 16th, 2009 2:37 PM Author: submissive cerise public bath sophomore slump? nah, not so much. f the haters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#12760301) |
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Date: December 6th, 2009 2:27 AM Author: submissive cerise public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#13463392) |