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Date: April 25th, 2009 11:56 AM Author: Translucent swashbuckling ticket booth Subject: the fine lady's summer dress
i was bee-boppin, g-droppin, just amusin' n' cruisin' on a hot doggy day, just the way i like to play. sweat beaded up on my brow so i sped up lookin' for girls to wow, turned up the jams lookin' cooler than before an exam with a kewl haircut and a 180 page outline uncut. my tires peelin' out a squealin' smooth like a pussy purrin' incurrin' a lil' stirrin' with my thick n' hip dip stick.
but i confess i digress, for i'm just here to assess, maybe obsess, the success of a fine lady's summer dress, flowin' in the breeze with finesse. now you thinkin' it's all sweet these ladies in petite wear replete with beautiful golden locks of hair but it's a two way street i swear, for the fine lady's summer dress is discreet, it's like a full court press, n' u can't mess if you wanna avoid a 10 second call while u try to ball some game with your sweet savory drawl.
the fine lady's summer dress clings to her chest but sings like opera's best. i ain't talkin' trashy, stacking busch beers listenin' to britney spears, rent in arrears. ain't nothing trashy about that lasciviousness of a miss you'd like to kiss n' take to bliss then dismiss.
so i pulled up to a cafe by the bay, n' i always survey for prey to play, to sway with a bouquet of the sweetest lines, like blossoms on vines, cos, well i'm awesome in that way. and BAM! damn! like a fair lamb, some man's hot daughter lookin' hotter than ice water in a desert drew me in to flirt.
she was sittin' all fine n' divine, wearin' a sweet summer dress, makin' me a mess in the head thinkin' bout my unmade bed. just wanted to get her to be mine, supine. so i finagled for an angle to see how that dress dangled from this angel's buxom breast. and i attest when i put in my charmin' request that she be my guest at the love nest, she bequest those sweet savory breasts unto me, the illest emcee west of the mississippi, in a love makin' spree on a beach by the sea, beneath a tree. n' get this, she even brought her friend marie for my friend solzy.
but it was that sweet summer dress, clinging to her chest, bless her for blessin' me, stressin' me like a 360 bench press, that made me wanna transgress. cos you ain't get fun without an un, so i brought the un with fun and took dress to undress, to carress the bountiful largesse of that fine lady and her summer dress. ah, yes my friends, ain't no need to impress the point to you any further. indeed, a fine lady's summer dress is indeed one of the fine things of life, but a fine lady's summer undress may be finer yet...
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:59 PM Author: misanthropic smoky therapy
that's what she said.
cause you said long and hard. get it?
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Date: April 25th, 2009 2:01 PM Author: aqua deep roommate candlestick maker
have mercy
so yeah, 180
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