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I've invented a new punch.

I've named it the scorpion punch. Basiclly it involves s...
painfully honest home dysfunction
  05/13/09
The beauty of this punch is that it makes follow-through imp...
Stimulating Site Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/13/09
Or unneccesary.
Magenta circlehead tanning salon
  05/13/09
ftw you need to keep the dudes head pinned with your two fis...
Unholy walnut doctorate
  05/13/09
tytyty
startling keepsake machete
  05/13/09
Would read again.
Vibrant step-uncle's house
  05/13/09
I *need* to see this executed in my lifetime.
Plum Titillating Parlour
  05/13/09
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/Blicero/Scorpionpunch...
painfully honest home dysfunction
  05/13/09
That's my new desktop. THANK YOU.
Plum Titillating Parlour
  05/13/09
180
shaky corner
  05/13/09
excellent.
Talented costumed space associate
  05/14/09
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opaque aromatic locus
  09/19/10
this was really really good
Elite mad cow disease
  05/15/09
180. I was initially skeptical, but now I see perfectly how ...
low-t sex offender
  05/15/09
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Irate Garrison
  06/04/10
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yapping plaza depressive
  06/04/10
inspired
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  06/04/10
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Emerald clown
  06/05/10
fuck me in my ass
Ruddy hairy legs
  06/08/10
lol the hat flies off at impact
Soggy Dull Address
  07/13/10
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Emerald clown
  02/21/11
That's badass.
Irate Garrison
  05/13/09
I was hoping this would be a beverage recipe.
thirsty heady police squad halford
  05/13/09
same
boyish public bath goyim
  05/13/09
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Irate Garrison
  05/13/09
Nice.
Soul-stirring hall
  05/13/09
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painfully honest home dysfunction
  05/15/09
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provocative scarlet striped hyena black woman
  05/15/09
*takes notes* *rushes off to the boxing gym*
Red Stirring Regret
  05/15/09
Hah...good luck executing that. In boxing, you want to be ab...
low-t sex offender
  05/15/09
I think you don't understand just how devastating this punch...
Elite mad cow disease
  05/15/09
This wouldn't be as devastating as you think. Because you're...
low-t sex offender
  05/15/09
Dude just look at the cartoon. It's clearly DEVASTATING
Elite mad cow disease
  05/15/09
You're right. I was clearly mistaken.
low-t sex offender
  05/15/09
the guy's hat falls off and everything
Elite mad cow disease
  05/15/09
I know...and then his brains continue to spill out of the ho...
low-t sex offender
  05/15/09
You're missing the point bro. There WILL NOT BE A SECOND PUN...
big electric furnace stage
  06/08/10
Why is this called the "scorpion punch" anyway? Th...
low-t sex offender
  05/15/09
It stings like a motherfucker.
Magenta circlehead tanning salon
  05/15/09
GET OVER HERE
swashbuckling impertinent headpube
  06/04/10
each arm is curled like a giant scorpion tail, delivering a ...
flickering turquoise office background story
  06/04/10
I would not want this to happen to me.
Hairraiser theatre famous landscape painting
  05/15/09
This thread is xoxo at its best. 180s all around.
olive school
  05/15/09
Agreed.
Hairraiser theatre famous landscape painting
  05/15/09
you should fight in mma
Cracking Piazza
  05/15/09
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Soul-stirring hall
  07/06/09
Pacquiao did this to Clottey in his last fight. Search pacq...
Onyx tattoo church building
  06/04/10
I remember that. Clottey was lucky to survive.
Irate Garrison
  06/04/10
Actually, I don't think it really hurt him at all. Funny th...
Onyx tattoo church building
  06/04/10
Clottey hardly ever marks.
Irate Garrison
  06/04/10
And has never been visibly hurt either.
Onyx tattoo church building
  06/04/10
He's a tough dude.
Irate Garrison
  06/04/10
ahem http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scorpio...
cordovan insecure kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  06/04/10
lol
Irate Garrison
  06/04/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOksQF1T4cU
yapping plaza depressive
  06/04/10
oh shit look how the ref warns him not to execute the scorpi...
flickering turquoise office background story
  06/04/10
I still love that cartoon
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charismatic trailer park juggernaut
  06/08/10
lol
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  06/08/10
not since "running decimates muscle mass" has athl...
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  06/08/10
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flickering turquoise office background story
  06/12/10
I might chafe my wrists. No thanks
burgundy rebellious senate potus
  06/12/10
I feel like doing this to somebody today.
Magenta circlehead tanning salon
  06/12/10
is there a sexual aspect
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tyft
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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:05 PM
Author: painfully honest home dysfunction

I've named it the scorpion punch.

Basiclly it involves swinging a left hook and a right hook at the same time.

The scorpion punch not only looks awesome -- if landed correctly it can actually squash the opponent's head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731447)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:07 PM
Author: Stimulating Site Mad-dog Skullcap

The beauty of this punch is that it makes follow-through impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731466)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:35 PM
Author: Magenta circlehead tanning salon

Or unneccesary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731744)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:08 PM
Author: Unholy walnut doctorate

ftw you need to keep the dudes head pinned with your two fists and then swing you penis back through you legs, over your back and shoulder and then impale the dude in the head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731480)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:09 PM
Author: startling keepsake machete

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731494)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:11 PM
Author: Vibrant step-uncle's house

Would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731514)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:37 PM
Author: Plum Titillating Parlour

I *need* to see this executed in my lifetime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731762)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:58 PM
Author: painfully honest home dysfunction

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/Blicero/Scorpionpunch-1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731976)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:58 PM
Author: Plum Titillating Parlour

That's my new desktop. THANK YOU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731983)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:15 PM
Author: shaky corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732132)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:00 AM
Author: Talented costumed space associate

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732687)



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Date: September 19th, 2010 2:18 AM
Author: opaque aromatic locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#16082107)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Elite mad cow disease

this was really really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748150)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: low-t sex offender

180. I was initially skeptical, but now I see perfectly how it would work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748449)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:34 PM
Author: Irate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162798)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: yapping plaza depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162824)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: flickering turquoise office background story

inspired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162848)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:57 PM
Author: Emerald clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172123)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: Ruddy hairy legs

fuck me in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191203)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: Soggy Dull Address

lol the hat flies off at impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15496040)



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Date: February 21st, 2011 7:50 PM
Author: Emerald clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#17340055)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:01 PM
Author: Irate Garrison

That's badass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732006)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:12 PM
Author: thirsty heady police squad halford

I was hoping this would be a beverage recipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732095)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:28 PM
Author: boyish public bath goyim

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732259)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:28 PM
Author: Irate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732257)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring hall

Nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732669)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: painfully honest home dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747902)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: milky stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747910)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: provocative scarlet striped hyena black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747912)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: Red Stirring Regret

*takes notes*

*rushes off to the boxing gym*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748148)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: low-t sex offender

Hah...good luck executing that. In boxing, you want to be able to link your moves together (for example, a left hook could be followed by a right hook, right jab, right uppercut, etc.). Essentially, following through with one punch should store potential energy for another punch (unless you're just releasing a series of jabs). This does not. You wouldn't be able to follow up with anything, and there would be a significant recovery time immediately after, slowing your offense at best, leaving you vulnerable to attack at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748182)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: Elite mad cow disease

I think you don't understand just how devastating this punch would be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748188)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: low-t sex offender

This wouldn't be as devastating as you think. Because you're attacking with both arms, you wouldn't be able to put your bodyweight into the hook like you usually do, so the power of both hooks would be significantly diminished. Also, it seems like it would be kind of slow and easily avoidable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748201)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: Elite mad cow disease

Dude just look at the cartoon. It's clearly DEVASTATING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748435)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: low-t sex offender

You're right. I was clearly mistaken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748464)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: Elite mad cow disease

the guy's hat falls off and everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748465)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: low-t sex offender

I know...and then his brains continue to spill out of the hole in the top of his head. Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748496)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:09 AM
Author: big electric furnace stage

You're missing the point bro. There WILL NOT BE A SECOND PUNCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191161)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: low-t sex offender

Why is this called the "scorpion punch" anyway? There doesn't seem to be anything scorpion-like about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748231)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: Magenta circlehead tanning salon

It stings like a motherfucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749305)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling impertinent headpube

GET OVER HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162839)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: flickering turquoise office background story

each arm is curled like a giant scorpion tail, delivering a fatal sting to each side of the head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162869)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser theatre famous landscape painting

I would not want this to happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749333)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: olive school

This thread is xoxo at its best. 180s all around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749339)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 10:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser theatre famous landscape painting

Agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749390)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Cracking Piazza

you should fight in mma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749340)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#12173627)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:35 PM
Author: Onyx tattoo church building

Pacquiao did this to Clottey in his last fight. Search pacquiao double punch on youtube, you will probably find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162811)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: Irate Garrison

I remember that. Clottey was lucky to survive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162815)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: Onyx tattoo church building

Actually, I don't think it really hurt him at all. Funny thing about that fight is that Clottey barely did anything and Pacquiao won the fight really clearly, but if you looked at the guys after the fight, Pacquiao looked like he had been in a war and Clottey looked like he was never touched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162844)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Irate Garrison

Clottey hardly ever marks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162850)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:41 PM
Author: Onyx tattoo church building

And has never been visibly hurt either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162863)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: Irate Garrison

He's a tough dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162896)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: cordovan insecure kitchen twinkling uncleanness

ahem

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scorpion%20Punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162820)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: Irate Garrison

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162829)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: yapping plaza depressive

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOksQF1T4cU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162856)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: flickering turquoise office background story

oh shit look how the ref warns him not to execute the scorpion punch.

clearly, he understands its deadly power.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162881)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: primrose brunch party of the first part

I still love that cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162875)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: flickering turquoise office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172085)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:59 PM
Author: Magenta circlehead tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172130)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 7:03 PM
Author: Coral concupiscible faggotry

I am such a lush.

I totally thought this thread was going to be about booze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172156)



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Date: June 6th, 2010 9:04 PM
Author: flickering turquoise office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15181070)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:05 AM
Author: charismatic trailer park juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191105)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:11 AM
Author: electric fluffy dilemma jewess

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191185)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:14 AM
Author: Translucent Razzle-dazzle Area

not since "running decimates muscle mass" has athletic orthodoxy/fundamental technique been so challenged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191220)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:39 PM
Author: flickering turquoise office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230089)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: burgundy rebellious senate potus

I might chafe my wrists. No thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230119)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:46 PM
Author: Magenta circlehead tanning salon

I feel like doing this to somebody today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230129)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:48 PM
Author: Ruddy hairy legs

is there a sexual aspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230137)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:43 PM
Author: flickering turquoise office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15334788)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:48 PM
Author: cerebral hunting ground theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15334833)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: Thriller bright center

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15334848)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 3:09 PM
Author: flickering turquoise office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15495996)



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Date: September 18th, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: flickering turquoise office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#16078188)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: flickering turquoise office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#16781817)



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Date: March 4th, 2011 10:37 PM
Author: Magenta circlehead tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#17433318)