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I've invented a new punch.

I've named it the scorpion punch. Basiclly it involves s...
buck-toothed mint goyim newt
  05/13/09
The beauty of this punch is that it makes follow-through imp...
passionate stage
  05/13/09
Or unneccesary.
Heady opaque step-uncle's house
  05/13/09
ftw you need to keep the dudes head pinned with your two fis...
Vigorous boistinker
  05/13/09
tytyty
floppy degenerate
  05/13/09
Would read again.
Blue water buffalo background story
  05/13/09
I *need* to see this executed in my lifetime.
White gaped box office
  05/13/09
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/Blicero/Scorpionpunch...
buck-toothed mint goyim newt
  05/13/09
That's my new desktop. THANK YOU.
White gaped box office
  05/13/09
180
Histrionic Death Wish
  05/13/09
excellent.
dull rehab immigrant
  05/14/09
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mauve cerebral theater
  09/19/10
this was really really good
Marvelous flesh faggotry
  05/15/09
180. I was initially skeptical, but now I see perfectly how ...
Odious massive site
  05/15/09
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Maroon chapel becky
  06/04/10
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Jade charismatic queen of the night public bath
  06/04/10
inspired
multi-colored round eye striped hyena
  06/04/10
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puce native
  06/05/10
fuck me in my ass
Outnumbered milk parlor
  06/08/10
lol the hat flies off at impact
Titillating preventive strike
  07/13/10
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puce native
  02/21/11
That's badass.
Maroon chapel becky
  05/13/09
I was hoping this would be a beverage recipe.
bateful athletic conference mexican
  05/13/09
same
Drunken station toaster
  05/13/09
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Maroon chapel becky
  05/13/09
Nice.
brindle impressive hominid roommate
  05/13/09
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buck-toothed mint goyim newt
  05/15/09
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Canary Voyeur Piazza
  05/15/09
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Very tactful shrine candlestick maker
  05/15/09
*takes notes* *rushes off to the boxing gym*
Medicated stage volcanic crater
  05/15/09
Hah...good luck executing that. In boxing, you want to be ab...
Odious massive site
  05/15/09
I think you don't understand just how devastating this punch...
Marvelous flesh faggotry
  05/15/09
This wouldn't be as devastating as you think. Because you're...
Odious massive site
  05/15/09
Dude just look at the cartoon. It's clearly DEVASTATING
Marvelous flesh faggotry
  05/15/09
You're right. I was clearly mistaken.
Odious massive site
  05/15/09
the guy's hat falls off and everything
Marvelous flesh faggotry
  05/15/09
I know...and then his brains continue to spill out of the ho...
Odious massive site
  05/15/09
You're missing the point bro. There WILL NOT BE A SECOND PUN...
rusted gay wizard
  06/08/10
Why is this called the "scorpion punch" anyway? Th...
Odious massive site
  05/15/09
It stings like a motherfucker.
Heady opaque step-uncle's house
  05/15/09
GET OVER HERE
Exhilarant turdskin legal warrant
  06/04/10
each arm is curled like a giant scorpion tail, delivering a ...
multi-colored round eye striped hyena
  06/04/10
I would not want this to happen to me.
excitant hot corn cake orchestra pit
  05/15/09
This thread is xoxo at its best. 180s all around.
aqua nubile stag film
  05/15/09
Agreed.
excitant hot corn cake orchestra pit
  05/15/09
you should fight in mma
Exciting adulterous base rigor
  05/15/09
...
brindle impressive hominid roommate
  07/06/09
Pacquiao did this to Clottey in his last fight. Search pacq...
Adventurous Ticket Booth
  06/04/10
I remember that. Clottey was lucky to survive.
Maroon chapel becky
  06/04/10
Actually, I don't think it really hurt him at all. Funny th...
Adventurous Ticket Booth
  06/04/10
Clottey hardly ever marks.
Maroon chapel becky
  06/04/10
And has never been visibly hurt either.
Adventurous Ticket Booth
  06/04/10
He's a tough dude.
Maroon chapel becky
  06/04/10
ahem http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scorpio...
ungodly up-to-no-good half-breed coffee pot
  06/04/10
lol
Maroon chapel becky
  06/04/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOksQF1T4cU
Jade charismatic queen of the night public bath
  06/04/10
oh shit look how the ref warns him not to execute the scorpi...
multi-colored round eye striped hyena
  06/04/10
I still love that cartoon
scarlet puppy alpha
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Heady opaque step-uncle's house
  06/05/10
I am such a lush. I totally thought this thread was going...
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multi-colored round eye striped hyena
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burgundy theatre
  06/08/10
lol
thirsty avocado kitchen dragon
  06/08/10
not since "running decimates muscle mass" has athl...
turquoise filthpig
  06/08/10
...
multi-colored round eye striped hyena
  06/12/10
I might chafe my wrists. No thanks
Motley lettuce
  06/12/10
I feel like doing this to somebody today.
Heady opaque step-uncle's house
  06/12/10
is there a sexual aspect
Outnumbered milk parlor
  06/12/10
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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:05 PM
Author: buck-toothed mint goyim newt

I've named it the scorpion punch.

Basiclly it involves swinging a left hook and a right hook at the same time.

The scorpion punch not only looks awesome -- if landed correctly it can actually squash the opponent's head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731447)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:07 PM
Author: passionate stage

The beauty of this punch is that it makes follow-through impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731466)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:35 PM
Author: Heady opaque step-uncle's house

Or unneccesary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731744)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:08 PM
Author: Vigorous boistinker

ftw you need to keep the dudes head pinned with your two fists and then swing you penis back through you legs, over your back and shoulder and then impale the dude in the head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731480)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:09 PM
Author: floppy degenerate

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731494)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:11 PM
Author: Blue water buffalo background story

Would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731514)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:37 PM
Author: White gaped box office

I *need* to see this executed in my lifetime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731762)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:58 PM
Author: buck-toothed mint goyim newt

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/Blicero/Scorpionpunch-1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731976)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:58 PM
Author: White gaped box office

That's my new desktop. THANK YOU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731983)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:15 PM
Author: Histrionic Death Wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732132)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:00 AM
Author: dull rehab immigrant

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732687)



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Date: September 19th, 2010 2:18 AM
Author: mauve cerebral theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#16082107)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Marvelous flesh faggotry

this was really really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748150)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: Odious massive site

180. I was initially skeptical, but now I see perfectly how it would work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748449)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:34 PM
Author: Maroon chapel becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162798)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: Jade charismatic queen of the night public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162824)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: multi-colored round eye striped hyena

inspired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162848)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:57 PM
Author: puce native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172123)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: Outnumbered milk parlor

fuck me in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191203)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: Titillating preventive strike

lol the hat flies off at impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15496040)



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Date: February 21st, 2011 7:50 PM
Author: puce native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#17340055)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:01 PM
Author: Maroon chapel becky

That's badass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732006)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:12 PM
Author: bateful athletic conference mexican

I was hoping this would be a beverage recipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732095)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:28 PM
Author: Drunken station toaster

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732259)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:28 PM
Author: Maroon chapel becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732257)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:59 PM
Author: brindle impressive hominid roommate

Nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732669)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: buck-toothed mint goyim newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747902)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Canary Voyeur Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747910)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Very tactful shrine candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747912)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: Medicated stage volcanic crater

*takes notes*

*rushes off to the boxing gym*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748148)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: Odious massive site

Hah...good luck executing that. In boxing, you want to be able to link your moves together (for example, a left hook could be followed by a right hook, right jab, right uppercut, etc.). Essentially, following through with one punch should store potential energy for another punch (unless you're just releasing a series of jabs). This does not. You wouldn't be able to follow up with anything, and there would be a significant recovery time immediately after, slowing your offense at best, leaving you vulnerable to attack at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748182)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: Marvelous flesh faggotry

I think you don't understand just how devastating this punch would be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748188)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Odious massive site

This wouldn't be as devastating as you think. Because you're attacking with both arms, you wouldn't be able to put your bodyweight into the hook like you usually do, so the power of both hooks would be significantly diminished. Also, it seems like it would be kind of slow and easily avoidable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748201)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: Marvelous flesh faggotry

Dude just look at the cartoon. It's clearly DEVASTATING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748435)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: Odious massive site

You're right. I was clearly mistaken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748464)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: Marvelous flesh faggotry

the guy's hat falls off and everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748465)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: Odious massive site

I know...and then his brains continue to spill out of the hole in the top of his head. Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748496)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:09 AM
Author: rusted gay wizard

You're missing the point bro. There WILL NOT BE A SECOND PUNCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191161)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: Odious massive site

Why is this called the "scorpion punch" anyway? There doesn't seem to be anything scorpion-like about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748231)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: Heady opaque step-uncle's house

It stings like a motherfucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749305)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant turdskin legal warrant

GET OVER HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162839)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: multi-colored round eye striped hyena

each arm is curled like a giant scorpion tail, delivering a fatal sting to each side of the head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162869)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:48 PM
Author: excitant hot corn cake orchestra pit

I would not want this to happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749333)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: aqua nubile stag film

This thread is xoxo at its best. 180s all around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749339)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 10:02 PM
Author: excitant hot corn cake orchestra pit

Agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749390)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Exciting adulterous base rigor

you should fight in mma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749340)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: brindle impressive hominid roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#12173627)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:35 PM
Author: Adventurous Ticket Booth

Pacquiao did this to Clottey in his last fight. Search pacquiao double punch on youtube, you will probably find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162811)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: Maroon chapel becky

I remember that. Clottey was lucky to survive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162815)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: Adventurous Ticket Booth

Actually, I don't think it really hurt him at all. Funny thing about that fight is that Clottey barely did anything and Pacquiao won the fight really clearly, but if you looked at the guys after the fight, Pacquiao looked like he had been in a war and Clottey looked like he was never touched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162844)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Maroon chapel becky

Clottey hardly ever marks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162850)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:41 PM
Author: Adventurous Ticket Booth

And has never been visibly hurt either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162863)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: Maroon chapel becky

He's a tough dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162896)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: ungodly up-to-no-good half-breed coffee pot

ahem

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scorpion%20Punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162820)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: Maroon chapel becky

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162829)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Jade charismatic queen of the night public bath

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOksQF1T4cU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162856)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: multi-colored round eye striped hyena

oh shit look how the ref warns him not to execute the scorpion punch.

clearly, he understands its deadly power.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162881)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: scarlet puppy alpha

I still love that cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162875)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: multi-colored round eye striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172085)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:59 PM
Author: Heady opaque step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172130)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 7:03 PM
Author: Carnelian razzmatazz sanctuary

I am such a lush.

I totally thought this thread was going to be about booze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172156)



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Date: June 6th, 2010 9:04 PM
Author: multi-colored round eye striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15181070)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:05 AM
Author: burgundy theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191105)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:11 AM
Author: thirsty avocado kitchen dragon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191185)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:14 AM
Author: turquoise filthpig

not since "running decimates muscle mass" has athletic orthodoxy/fundamental technique been so challenged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191220)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:39 PM
Author: multi-colored round eye striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230089)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: Motley lettuce

I might chafe my wrists. No thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230119)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:46 PM
Author: Heady opaque step-uncle's house

I feel like doing this to somebody today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230129)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:48 PM
Author: Outnumbered milk parlor

is there a sexual aspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230137)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:43 PM
Author: multi-colored round eye striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15334788)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:48 PM
Author: vivacious casino



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: Bisexual Well-lubricated Bawdyhouse

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15334848)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 3:09 PM
Author: multi-colored round eye striped hyena



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Date: September 18th, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: multi-colored round eye striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#16078188)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: multi-colored round eye striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#16781817)



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Date: March 4th, 2011 10:37 PM
Author: Heady opaque step-uncle's house



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