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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) Microsoft AI CEO, Mustafa Suleyman, says that "most, if not all, professional tasks" undertaken by white collar workers will be fully automated by AI within the next 12 to 18 months. Era of humans taking high salaries for doing cosy and low-effort jobs will end forever.
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:33 AM Author: animeboi (.) oh noes a jeet made a threat π (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665441) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:35 AM Author: Dr? Michael Greger (π§) he didn't really, TSINAH just pulled an animeboi with the headline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665449) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: animeboi (.) you mean using exaggerations to highlight the truth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665503) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: Dr? Michael Greger (π§) . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665533) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 7:26 AM Author: @grok, is this true? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49667767) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 7:52 AM Author: fart nigger (β π) . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49667792) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49668294) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: Roblox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665530) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:33 AM Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois) so AI is gonna take depositions? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665442) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,..................... Dang, just beat me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665445) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:35 AM Author: Dr? Michael Greger (π§) You could have a meat puppet with an AI headset doing it. What protects lawyers for the time being is the cartel, not anything about the actual work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665453) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:41 AM Author: Delicious Bunny lol just repeated what you said. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665472) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:41 AM Author: Delicious Bunny That might take a while but you don’t think in the next 5 years they can just have a computer program that will spit out the questions? Depositions outside of Biglaw is usually some moron first year who reads questions off a paper. Let’s be real. Depositions aren’t hard. The only thing holding this back are boomers who don’t want their firms to disappear but will pull up the ladder once it’s your turn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665470) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:59 AM Author: michael doodikoff I use AI to draft a lot of my depo questions, then I just read them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665553) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:41 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. I'm in a senior exec meeting and issue spotting on the fly. Not sure how AI is going to replace me here. And yes, I'm one of the people implementing new AI in the business. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665808) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:46 PM Author: UhOh is your salary worth having it "on the fly?" pretty sure it can wait 10 minutes to saves shareholders a couple hundred grand per year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665824) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 1:45 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. I don't think you get it. AI is good if you know what question to ask. The problem is that they don't even know when they need to ask the question or what the question is.
Firing me and saving ~$500k/year is nothing compared to a massive fuck up that will cost multiples of what I will make in a lifetime at my job combined. |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 2:01 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,. You had no idea AI was coming with these basic features 5 years ago. It will be able to do what you're describing and even more in less than 2 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49668517) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon let the record reflect that I am a gay fat bald retarded litigator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665842) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:33 AM Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,..................... *AI program takes deposition and argues case before a jury* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665443) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:55 PM Author: Shlomo Dreidlowitz A jury of AIs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49667492) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: AZNgirl talking Selfie with Snow Leopard Handsome Mustafa not surprinsingly is NOT familar with the power of LEGAL SCHOLARSHIP or that of the Bar, an organization of prestigious LAWYERS who self regulate the profession. They surely will just ban AI, this Muzzie can go back to furking goats and his first cousins, two professions AI can never take over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665444) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:36 AM Author: fart nigger (β π) we could come up with a machine to fuck our goats and our first cousins if we really put our minds to it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665457) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:48 AM Author: Rainier Wolfcastle it’s interesting that you are envisioning this as a single machine rather than a platform of fucking machine technology. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665498) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: fart nigger (β π) dat ole skool, we noo skool! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665508) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:38 AM Author: Frutiger AeroEra was, is, & will be 180 (link) I love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665459) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:42 AM Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,..................... It will hurt legal employment, but much more in the context of partners realizing they don't need nearly as many associates for legal research and writing, drafting contracts, etc as before. Less so in the context of companies using AI themselves in lieu of hiring lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665473) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:45 AM Author: Rainier Wolfcastle lol. this company’s primary product is an operating system and they can’t even make that right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665482) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 12:21 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49668298) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: george soros frame mogging other sonderkommandos yeah these guys can't even "redeem" basic microsoft windows functionality
i'll believe it when i see it, pramkreet |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: cowgod Sick of Nerds and Indians (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665544) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:57 AM Author: george soros frame mogging other sonderkommandos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665547) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:59 AM Author: michael doodikoff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665556) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:31 PM Author: Ass Sunstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665790) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 11:19 AM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) Go on then Microsoft. Fire all your accountants and lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665624) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: LathamTouchedMe Seriously. They’ve got access to the latest models not even available commercially. Should be simple. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665804) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:50 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) I don't doubt that AI will be extremely capable in 18 months but a lot of this fearmongering is just cheap marketing for these companies. They definitely have our attention. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665837) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:08 PM Author: ,.,,,. Is msft or amzn good to invest in now? Both at January 2025 level. Why is amzn cheaper than wmt?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665742) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: UhOh wmt isn't spending $200,000,000,000 a year on ai.
same with msft. this thing is going to blow up in everyone's face pretty soon. ai is the future but these companies are spending insane amounts of money trying to be first and i don't think there's much of an upside to it. investors are starting to doubt the payoff is there. |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: ,.,,,. So if amzn spend ended up a loser, they can stop that at any moment and still have much better pe than Walmart, not like they're hurting on cashflow.. and what about all this chatgpt and anthropic becoming a goldmine? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665827) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: UhOh yeah what about that? where is the gold? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665830) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv CODE RED coders (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49665794) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 8:29 PM Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,, People like this are so fucking stupid and non-thinking.
I've used this example before, but let's pretend the attorney for the Warriors is signing a deal with Nike, and there's a clause in the contract saying that Nike is the exclusive shoe company for the Warriors.
How does the AI know that Steph Curry wears Under Armour?
If the contract is signed with that clause, does the AI then issue a C&D to Steph Curry because he's wearing his own shoes?
And then Steph Currys' AI then automatically writes a letter that says "STFU i'm Steph Curry"?
And then the AI just go back and forth until...what?
You would have to be really stupid to think that in 18 months big corporations legal departments is just going to be AI yelling at other corporation's AI. |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 9:04 PM Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,..., We could almost certainly get the AIs to a consensus that works for everyone faster than the current system of Jews screaming at each other. But why? Then the Jews will be out in the community doing something else. I’d rather reserve AI for something that benefits me more and keep Jews busy with mostly harmless wrangling. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49667281) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 9:45 PM Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump The problem with AI is "guardrails." If left on its own to examine evidence and reason logically, AI defaults to Noticing very quickly. So the AI of course ends up with these guardrails designed to protect and benefit the Jews, and there is no realistic scenario where widespread AI use doesn't expand the reach of Jews in "the community." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49667359) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 9:18 PM Author: ..;;.;;;;.;;..;.;;;;.;;..;;,;;,.... is legal AI really going to get that much better?
it is already good but still needs nudging and guidance to reflect what you want it to say.
it executes more than steers the ship. |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 9:53 PM Author: Candy Ride These guys are so retarded/arrogant.
"If AI can be a code monkey, it could be a lawyer?" |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 9:58 PM Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois) No way it can replace you ZZZ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49667385) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 8:36 AM Author: Dr? Michael Greger (π§) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49667877) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,, There's this idiotic idea that lawyers don't already use forms and that we spend 90% of our day re-drafting purchase agreements from scratch and/or doing novel case research.
"Oh wow, this AI wrote a perfect NDA in 3 seconds! Lawyers are fucked!"
I could've "drafted" an NDA out in faster time than it would take me to log on to an LLM, and it takes me 3 minutes to read one.
Most of my job is speaking with the client trying to figure out wtf they actually are trying to do and what is important to them. |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:33 PM Author: Ass Sunstein "Most of my job is speaking with the client trying to figure out wtf they actually are trying to do and what is important to them."
Hate to break this to you.... |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:58 PM Author: Candy Ride (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49667498) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 12:03 AM Author: Candy Ride At the high level, law is just helping people manage risk. It is a people job. Unless judges or juries go away, AI cannot counsel people through problems like a real person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49667607) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 8:31 AM Author: Dr? Michael Greger (π§) Got some bad news for you champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49667867) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 8:40 AM Author: @grok, is this true? It’s basically terrible at assessing risk unless you heavily guide it. We recently had to fire a guy we caught drinking on the job and it recommended between 6-12 months severance to avoid legal risk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49667885) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) bro people were in *romantic relationships* with gpt-4o (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49668303) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: Candy Ride And they are really dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49668324) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 7:51 AM Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. . TCR. We play shrink to rich people. The form docs were all drafted 50 years ago. Everyone just pulls NVCA forms. There is almost zero original drafting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49667790) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 8:41 AM Author: @grok, is this true? If you don’t use the firm’s forms you will get yelled at by the partners (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49667887) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 1:57 PM Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. . The firms forms are NVCA forms with some BS MAE qualifiers on top. Oh, the drafting skills! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49668509) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:42 PM Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( ) TLDR “Please give us more investment ca$h” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49667477) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 11:06 PM Author: htt regardless, there will be more law schools opening up in the next 5 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49667514) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 12:32 AM Author: ...,.,,.....,,.,...,......,...,....,.. Will AI argue in front of judges and juries? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49667624) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 8:39 AM Author: Dr? Michael Greger (π§) Why wouldn't it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49667881) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 7:49 AM Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. . I would love, love love to see Grok try to do an IPO with a batshit insane Jeet founder having to be hand held through SOX controls and MD&A disclosures. Half this job is playing shrink to autist mentally ill rich dudes. The AI will killself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49667785) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) Some of my work deals heavily with SOX controls, including all of the auditing requirements. *ALL* of that is getting automated away. Right now, you can ask gpt-5.3 codex to design SOX-compliant software and it will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49668309) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 1:54 PM Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. . Brother, that technical crap was all automated inside F500s 10 years ago. The entire ledger process has been 98% non-manual entry for a long time. Accounting teams are like 5 guys deep at places sitting on trillion dollar books. The SOX stuff that can’t be automated is shit like intercompany agreement and loans because the billionaire fuck who is making the 50th $10million dollar contribution to his 200th affiliate wants to do all the approvals by slack message with broken ass backwards audit trails and broken English so you can barely tell what was approved. And he has no time or stomach for things like a subsidiary board meeting or papering that terms are market and arms length. So before an IPO everything is a giant mess that needs a year of cleanup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49668503) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 7:51 AM Author: titus chicken Too bad the AI was too late to tell him that Series X would be the biggest flop in gaming history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49667788) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) https://x.com/jp_biz/status/2022227279565533555 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49668019) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 1:58 PM Author: UhOh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49668510) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: Gavin Newsom At this point your best option by a large margin is suicide. Before the machines solve mortality to keep you in a state of neverending torture for their digital amusement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49668300) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 2:01 PM Author: ,:....,..,..,,,....,,....,... Firms aren’t going to give up the billable man hour easy, nor are they going to say our LLM can do a months worth of work by an an associate in one hour, so we’ll only charge you for an hour. More likely is we’ll see a period where anssociates are encouraged to use AI resulting in greater quality work product billed at the same rate it would take an associate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49668514) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 2:04 PM Author: Dr? Michael Greger (π§) they aren't going to have a choice. the first (probably lagging) firm to snatch up business by saying "we're dropping your rates because efficiency is increasing" could kick off a war. or some extremely qualified ex-biglawyers will pitch to do the work of what would've been 5 lawyers billed before by themselves. etc. firms can evolve or die because companies will just start doing more stuff in house otherwise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49668525) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 2:05 PM Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. . I will repeat — all the work is taking a form doc and running it by rich fucks to see if they are cool with the terms and going back and forth between the parties. Until the AI is getting on the phone with the biggest assholes on earth to hand hold them like literal babies for an hour at a time no lawyers are losing their jobs. What is the associate doing beside tagging STET and marking up the doc while the partner and the client do the talking? Answer — fuck all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2.#49668528) |
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Date: February 13th, 2026 2:04 PM Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( ) no one has been able to present anything impressive made with "AI". not a damn thing. the most we've seen is some audio/visual tech demos that make you go "ooh ahh" only because you know it was generated, not because it is interesting or has any value in itself.
who cares if it will automate Fake Jobs? the only reason Fake Jobs exist is because we don't know what to do with millions of Losers other than to grant them sinecures so they can poast their Height and Net Worth on the internet. That doesn't change if you suddenly get rid of Fake Jobs. You are just replacing one problem with an even bigger one.
Wake me up when something interesting happens.
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