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Solitary confinement for up to 4 years with these conditions.

After your first month of solitary (N=1), you'll receive a p...
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
no I think im too much of a pussy to actually complete it
hateful principal's office
  07/31/13
You can serve a partial sentence (e.g., cop dat one-month pe...
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
so id have to go over two years to make it even remotely wor...
hateful principal's office
  07/31/13
Name a job where you are guaranteed to be a billionaire afte...
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
This isn't any job. This is a job that will literally fuck y...
Scarlet gunner
  07/31/13
People accept less money for ARE military.
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
lol at you just utterly refusing to comprehend how fucking a...
Scarlet gunner
  07/31/13
I'm willing to comprehend it, bro. Explain it to me.
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
Consider this: a week in solitary causes hallucinations. Wha...
Scarlet gunner
  07/31/13
LJL, it does that to criminals who A. already have mental pr...
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
Hermits can do anything they want to occupy their time and s...
chartreuse boistinker laser beams
  07/31/13
LJL, no. Hermits have lived in confined cells, taken vows o...
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
do you allow for the possibility that knowing you're potenti...
dark wrinkle roast beef
  07/31/13
cr
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
I'd do the four years
lilac comical quadroon business firm
  07/31/13
lol, you can't even ignore this site for one day.
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
1) I assume there is a toilet in the room? 2) The family/...
Elite adventurous alpha
  07/31/13
1) Toilet is in the room. 2) Yeah, bro. Non-negotiable.
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
So they won't know your whereabouts and the contract terms, ...
Razzmatazz lavender library french chef
  07/31/13
no can do.
Jet-lagged Dead Telephone Shrine
  07/31/13
how exactly does one cheat in this scenario?
dark wrinkle roast beef
  07/31/13
The 3 years would be worth it 4 is greedy
lilac comical quadroon business firm
  07/31/13
...
Magenta multi-colored rehab hairy legs
  07/31/13
Sneaking pencils and paper up your ass.
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
can i paint murals on the walls in shit?
dark wrinkle roast beef
  07/31/13
They'll be cleaned off once a week. No painting supplies gi...
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
(wave-particle denier)
dark wrinkle roast beef
  07/31/13
tyft
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
...
dark wrinkle roast beef
  07/31/13
Liberal arts retard here. Please explain this.
wild market antidepressant drug
  07/31/13
no. fuck you man.
boyish brunch mad cow disease
  07/31/13
i can't imagine lasting more than a week without enough desp...
burgundy den dopamine
  07/31/13
*serves 4 years sentence nude* *works out obsessively* ...
swashbuckling cheese-eating factory reset button sex offender
  07/31/13
*screams at random strangers* *hates animals* *has viv...
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
That's considerably worse than most POW conditions. Not sure...
heady autistic tattoo
  07/31/13
Twist: the 1 square foot of light emanates from a laptop scr...
green lascivious senate
  07/31/13
lol...but to clarify, no. It's a plain old square foot of l...
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
Additional twist: twist
bespoke adulterous native voyeur
  07/31/13
need more food than the minimum caloric intake to stay alive...
Chrome fortuitous meteor
  07/31/13
(fat retard)
green lascivious senate
  07/31/13
No. The terms of this solitary would break literally anyone ...
Scarlet gunner
  07/31/13
Explain. What condition makes it impossible?
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
The isolation for three years (shorter than that it pretty o...
Scarlet gunner
  07/31/13
Just do meditation and prayer, bro. Solitary is bad when it...
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
if i didn't make $235k a year pre-bonus, yeah maybe.
Razzle lettuce
  07/31/13
Obama's new minimum wage is pretty good it seems
bespoke adulterous native voyeur
  07/31/13
Wait, what. You manage a grocery store.
citrine frozen heaven
  07/31/13
there is no way anyone survives this with their sanity intac...
talented degenerate
  07/31/13
It's not worse than Auschwitz, and people survived that, bro...
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
there were diversions at that camp. this scenario you're bui...
Stimulating arrogant bawdyhouse potus
  07/31/13
It's Auschwitz with no survivor guilt, forced labor, starvat...
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
it's also Auschwitz with no social support system. That's ho...
Scarlet gunner
  07/31/13
JFC, have you ever read anything about Auschwitz? The "...
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
it's a lot worse than auschwitz as it actually existed, thou...
house-broken elastic band
  07/31/13
flame
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
lack of human contact is completely different. You can surv...
talented degenerate
  07/31/13
Astronauts and hermits, bro.
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
yeah bro hermits lived in dark 10' x 10' cells all the time ...
talented degenerate
  07/31/13
There are ways to stimulate your brain without access to oth...
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
yeah like books, or pets, or working with your hands, or fi...
talented degenerate
  07/31/13
Do pushups, recite poems, cop dat mental math, meditate...
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
Like 1 in 1000 people would survive this with their sanity i...
Anal step-uncle's house feces
  07/31/13
Pretty sure this douche would do it... http://www.youtube...
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
I can't believe that tattoed douchebag got to fuck Katy Perr...
chartreuse boistinker laser beams
  07/31/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QCGYZDIN-k&t=7m0s
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
I seriously doubt any sane human could endure long enough fo...
Impertinent area shitlib
  07/31/13
would this make it better or worse: Imagine Dragons - Rad...
Peach nowag
  07/31/13
waaaaaay worse
Impertinent area shitlib
  07/31/13
Being naked and having no blankets the whole time is actuall...
Vibrant Smoky Space
  07/31/13
yep that was my first thought. if you didn't get out and ou...
Flatulent public bath
  07/31/13
it would be a breeze if you could pipe chillwave into the ce...
Crystalline galvanic toaster codepig
  07/31/13
Anyone who thinks they could do this for long enough to earn...
chartreuse boistinker laser beams
  07/31/13
the voluntary nature of this exercise and the ability to end...
fragrant cuck patrolman
  07/31/13
For sure. If the question was would you do it for a fixed ti...
chartreuse boistinker laser beams
  07/31/13
(atheist)
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
lolno.
aphrodisiac abode
  07/31/13
what a dumb hypo, I question anyone's intelligence who came ...
Provocative blue becky
  07/31/13
Oh my God, someone on the Internet questioned my intelligenc...
twinkling self-absorbed mexican
  07/31/13
It's a good hypo being promulgated by a anti-solitary activi...
citrine frozen heaven
  07/31/13
You want me to sit naked in total darkness for three years d...
Marvelous turdskin
  07/31/13
i don't think i could do that for 3 years. i am not sure tha...
house-broken elastic band
  07/31/13
frankly I'm pretty much ideally suited to this sort of thing...
Milky stirring chapel
  07/31/13
do you think man can force himself into hibernation? like...
Titillating trailer park rigpig
  07/31/13
I am completely fine with social isolation, but the lack of ...
Salmon Spectacular Ratface
  07/31/13
John Mason did it, why can't I
Cordovan cracking newt locus
  07/31/13
No, because I have a family. If I wasn't married with kids m...
Razzmatazz lavender library french chef
  07/31/13
i would do four months.
Wonderful bisexual roommate crackhouse
  07/31/13
i actually want this for my life. the opportunity to clear ...
Ivory State
  07/31/13
No. The research is pretty clear that you go crazy in a few...
citrine frozen heaven
  07/31/13
only people who are so weak that they need social interactio...
Ivory State
  07/31/13
(normal person)
house-broken elastic band
  07/31/13
the OP wasn't asking whether a normal person could do it. b...
Ivory State
  07/31/13
Aren't there stories about rape dens like this where kids ar...
offensive church building
  07/31/13
Add books, blankets, and assure that the food will be reason...
Vibrant Smoky Space
  07/31/13
right, it's interesting how studies show that having books i...
Ivory State
  07/31/13
The isolation would still be hard, but I think it might be o...
Vibrant Smoky Space
  07/31/13
pretend you're a cat, pretend you're a dog, pretend you're a...
Ivory State
  07/31/13
Took this hypo and am retiring a trillionaire. LJL @ u.
razzle-dazzle jet half-breed
  05/04/19
Lmfao I do this for free every weekend
clear private investor
  05/04/19
Jew hypos ljl
olive sweet tailpipe school cafeteria
  05/04/19
can I choose my clothes? Sign me up for 3 years. The onl...
Fishy Point
  05/04/19
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  01/09/26
Where will I get $5.63 trillion though?
titus chicken
  01/09/26


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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:19 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

After your first month of solitary (N=1), you'll receive a penny. It will double your second month, to two pennies, which will be doubled the third month (to four pennies), and so on for a maximum of four years (N=48). Serving the full sentence will yield 2^49-1 pennies = $5.63 trillion. Your payout will be made in gold, and the final amount will be adjusted for inflation (i.e., paid in 2012 dollars). For ease of reference:

1 year = $81.91

2 years = $335, 544.31

3 years = $1.37 billion

4 years = $5.63 trillion

Here are the rules while in solitary:

1. You will be locked in an underground 10' x 10' x 10' chamber illuminated by exactly one foot square of light. No communication with anyone will be allowed. No writing implements or any other communication device permitted. No games, books, music, or any other entertainment provided.

2. Your family and friends will not be informed of your whereabouts, nor will they have any knowledge of the contract until you've completed your term.

3. Once a month, the cell door will open. You will be given an hour to step outside if you choose. Your term ends as soon as you exercise this option.

4. Food and water will be deposited in a panel twice a day. Your meals will contain the minimum caloric requirements to keep you alive, as determined by a panel of doctors. Unless you specify any dietary conditions (e.g., allergies, religious requirements, etc.) in advance, you will not have any further control over the menu.

5. Once a week, a holding chamber at the back of the room will open. After you step inside, its door will close, sealing the room from your cell. You will shower in this room during routine cleanings and inspections. Refusal to step into the holding chamber before the cleaning crew arrives will end the game.

6. Your furniture will consist of one hardboard bed (no blankets), a washstand, and a flushable toilet with a bidet.

7. You will be filmed at all times by hidden cameras. Any cheating will result in forfeiture of your prize money and payment of damages to the prison company, as determined by an internal review panel. You will serve your sentence nude.

Clarifications available on request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753801)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:22 AM
Author: hateful principal's office

no I think im too much of a pussy to actually complete it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753815)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:23 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

You can serve a partial sentence (e.g., cop dat one-month penny).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753819)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:23 AM
Author: hateful principal's office

so id have to go over two years to make it even remotely worth it? still thnk im too much of a pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753829)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:28 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

Name a job where you are guaranteed to be a billionaire after three years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753859)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: Scarlet gunner

This isn't any job. This is a job that will literally fuck your brain for life after like one year. Irredeemably insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754024)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

People accept less money for ARE military.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754057)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:27 AM
Author: Scarlet gunner

lol at you just utterly refusing to comprehend how fucking awful long-term solitary is



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754075)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

I'm willing to comprehend it, bro. Explain it to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754084)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Scarlet gunner

Consider this: a week in solitary causes hallucinations. What the fuck you think three years in solitary would do?

Obviously we don't have long-term studies on the effects of this level of solitary you propose because it's uniformly considered torture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754104)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

LJL, it does that to criminals who A. already have mental problems and B. satisfy their ego function entirely through domination/exploitation of social groups.

Hermits have been around for thousands of years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754113)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:55 AM
Author: chartreuse boistinker laser beams

Hermits can do anything they want to occupy their time and stimulate themselves. Being locked in a room with not so much as a pad of paper =/= becoming a hermit.

Are you dumb or troll?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754477)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:43 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

LJL, no. Hermits have lived in confined cells, taken vows of silence, regulated themselves on strict regimens of ceaseless prayer and occasional eating, etc. Sorry your university never taught you religious history.

New hypo: Someone does the full four year term. Write some fiction about what you imagine their life is like. I want to see how hysterical you are about solitary confinement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754522)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: dark wrinkle roast beef

do you allow for the possibility that knowing you're potentially making tons of money by doing it and that you can stop whenever you want would change things?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754114)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:43 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754523)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: lilac comical quadroon business firm

I'd do the four years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753846)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:29 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

lol, you can't even ignore this site for one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753867)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:25 AM
Author: Elite adventurous alpha

1) I assume there is a toilet in the room?

2) The family/friends condition is brutal. Would be way too painful for them. I'd have to decline because of that. Is that condition non-negotiable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753837)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

1) Toilet is in the room.

2) Yeah, bro. Non-negotiable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753856)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz lavender library french chef

So they won't know your whereabouts and the contract terms, but could you say "I have to go away for a long time, I can't tell you where it's a secret, but I will be back and I'm doing it for money."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23755336)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Dead Telephone Shrine

no can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753839)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: dark wrinkle roast beef

how exactly does one cheat in this scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753843)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:28 AM
Author: lilac comical quadroon business firm

The 3 years would be worth it 4 is greedy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753862)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:07 AM
Author: Magenta multi-colored rehab hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23755017)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:30 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

Sneaking pencils and paper up your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753875)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:35 AM
Author: dark wrinkle roast beef

can i paint murals on the walls in shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753908)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:41 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

They'll be cleaned off once a week. No painting supplies given, and good luck doing that in the dark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753926)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: dark wrinkle roast beef

(wave-particle denier)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754007)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754017)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: dark wrinkle roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754028)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:43 AM
Author: wild market antidepressant drug

Liberal arts retard here. Please explain this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754492)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: boyish brunch mad cow disease

no. fuck you man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753850)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: burgundy den dopamine

i can't imagine lasting more than a week without enough desperate anxiety/maddness to run out the door the first chance you get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753853)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:32 AM
Author: swashbuckling cheese-eating factory reset button sex offender

*serves 4 years sentence nude*

*works out obsessively*

*emerges 4 years later as billionaire who dominates IFNB*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753894)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

*screams at random strangers*

*hates animals*

*has vivid nightmares*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753907)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:36 AM
Author: heady autistic tattoo

That's considerably worse than most POW conditions. Not sure anyone could make three months under those conditions without serious mental issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753913)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:47 AM
Author: green lascivious senate

Twist: the 1 square foot of light emanates from a laptop screen that displays the latest poasts on AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753944)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:48 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

lol...but to clarify, no. It's a plain old square foot of light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753949)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:58 AM
Author: bespoke adulterous native voyeur

Additional twist: twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754992)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: Chrome fortuitous meteor

need more food than the minimum caloric intake to stay alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23753998)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: green lascivious senate

(fat retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754000)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: Scarlet gunner

No. The terms of this solitary would break literally anyone within a year. And I mean BREAK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754022)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:23 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

Explain. What condition makes it impossible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754059)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: Scarlet gunner

The isolation for three years (shorter than that it pretty obviously cannot financially be worth it) would give you PTSD, you'd be permanently scarred, unable to form any social attachments, experience frequent hallucinations, be 50% more likely to commit a felony, be much more suicidal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754100)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

Just do meditation and prayer, bro. Solitary is bad when it's forced on you and there's no big payout at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754108)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: Razzle lettuce

if i didn't make $235k a year pre-bonus, yeah maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754072)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:59 AM
Author: bespoke adulterous native voyeur

Obama's new minimum wage is pretty good it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754996)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:40 PM
Author: citrine frozen heaven

Wait, what. You manage a grocery store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23756420)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: talented degenerate

there is no way anyone survives this with their sanity intact for more than a few months. conditions are way too harsh bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754078)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

It's not worse than Auschwitz, and people survived that, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754082)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:30 AM
Author: Stimulating arrogant bawdyhouse potus

there were diversions at that camp. this scenario you're building in your basement literally makes auschqitz look like a spa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754091)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

It's Auschwitz with no survivor guilt, forced labor, starvation, disease, gas chambers, etc. Which is to say, not nearly as bad as Auschwitz at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754099)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Scarlet gunner

it's also Auschwitz with no social support system. That's honestly the legit biggest part of OP's torture chamber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754107)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:37 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

JFC, have you ever read anything about Auschwitz? The "social support system" was part of the torture.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapo_%28Arbeitslager%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754119)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:36 AM
Author: house-broken elastic band

it's a lot worse than auschwitz as it actually existed, though probably not as bad as auschwitz as you believe it existed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754516)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:39 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754520)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: talented degenerate

lack of human contact is completely different. You can survive physical torture as long as you have people around. you can't survive the mental torture of being completely and totally alone for years on end. no way anyone makes it to year two, much less year three, without serious fucking problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754117)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:39 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

Astronauts and hermits, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754124)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: talented degenerate

yeah bro hermits lived in dark 10' x 10' cells all the time with no human contact and no way to stimulate their brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754129)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

There are ways to stimulate your brain without access to other humans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754170)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: talented degenerate

yeah like books, or pets, or working with your hands, or finding your own food, or... oh wait, your just flaming now, got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754175)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

Do pushups, recite poems, cop dat mental math, meditate...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754187)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Anal step-uncle's house feces

Like 1 in 1000 people would survive this with their sanity intact. 99% chance that even if you made it three years, you would not be able to enjoy your life afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754127)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

Pretty sure this douche would do it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aRor905cCw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754178)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:59 AM
Author: chartreuse boistinker laser beams

I can't believe that tattoed douchebag got to fuck Katy Perry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754479)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:42 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QCGYZDIN-k&t=7m0s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754134)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:45 AM
Author: Impertinent area shitlib

I seriously doubt any sane human could endure long enough for a worthwhile payout.

Maybe my man Mr. Spock could just meditate the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754142)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:48 AM
Author: Peach nowag

would this make it better or worse:

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive plays repeatedly and very loudly throughout your stay in solitary, once a month you will get Offspring - Pretty Fly For a White Guy to change things up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754160)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:52 AM
Author: Impertinent area shitlib

waaaaaay worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754181)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Vibrant Smoky Space

Being naked and having no blankets the whole time is actually one of the hardest parts of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754278)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Flatulent public bath

yep that was my first thought. if you didn't get out and out hypothermia you'd come pretty close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23755384)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:01 AM
Author: Crystalline galvanic toaster codepig

it would be a breeze if you could pipe chillwave into the cell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754480)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:04 AM
Author: chartreuse boistinker laser beams

Anyone who thinks they could do this for long enough to earn a significant amount of money is either dumb or troll. Talk to anyone that has done solitary confinement. It's torture. A week would feel like years. Once the door opened after the first month you would already be irreparably mentally damaged and no person would be able to resist leaving the room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754481)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:15 AM
Author: fragrant cuck patrolman

the voluntary nature of this exercise and the ability to end it on your own terms makes a big difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754506)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:28 AM
Author: chartreuse boistinker laser beams

For sure. If the question was would you do it for a fixed time for a substantial amount of money I'm sure a lot of people would. Just like how some people said they would go into this planning to stay for years.

But I doubt that anyone would be able to resist the urge to leave after a month. Certainly not for a year, unless they had already gone batshit crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754513)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:39 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

(atheist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754519)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 7:00 AM
Author: aphrodisiac abode

lolno.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754534)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Provocative blue becky

what a dumb hypo, I question anyone's intelligence who came up with this and thought it was good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754644)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 8:57 AM
Author: twinkling self-absorbed mexican

Oh my God, someone on the Internet questioned my intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754671)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: citrine frozen heaven

It's a good hypo being promulgated by a anti-solitary activist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23756423)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 9:41 AM
Author: Marvelous turdskin

You want me to sit naked in total darkness for three years doing nothing all day every day?

no thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754756)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 9:43 AM
Author: house-broken elastic band

i don't think i could do that for 3 years. i am not sure that i could do it for a week without really being hard pressed. pretty sure i would bail the first time the door opened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754760)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:19 AM
Author: Milky stirring chapel

frankly I'm pretty much ideally suited to this sort of thing and I don't think there's anyway I'd make it beyond a month or two, even when you don't like human contact very much its complete absence becomes incredibly draining after a while, you'd be talking to yourself within two weeks and just babbling incoherently shortly after that, the only way you make two months if with a brief one hour burst of willpower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23754826)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:10 AM
Author: Titillating trailer park rigpig

do you think man can force himself into hibernation?

like, could you sleep away half the time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23755024)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:15 AM
Author: Salmon Spectacular Ratface

I am completely fine with social isolation, but the lack of things to do would make this unbearable for any period lasting more than a few days. Give me a computer to play video games on and I'll go four years, no problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23755030)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Cordovan cracking newt locus

John Mason did it, why can't I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23755088)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz lavender library french chef

No, because I have a family. If I wasn't married with kids maybe. I'd have to do research on the mental damage and whether it could definitely repaired and how.

You should allow like the Bible and the Quran and a few things like that.

Also can you have like a clock/calendar or way to keep track of time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23755317)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: Wonderful bisexual roommate crackhouse

i would do four months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23755375)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:36 PM
Author: Ivory State

i actually want this for my life. the opportunity to clear my head and not have obligations for four years. i routinely stare at an airplane's seatback for five hours without finding it boring or disengaged.

the mental trick is to pretend that each day is your first. "oh, i just got here".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23756395)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:38 PM
Author: citrine frozen heaven

No. The research is pretty clear that you go crazy in a few weeks. This is a good hypo though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23756406)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: Ivory State

only people who are so weak that they need social interaction. in elementary school i'd sit on a bench during recess and stare into space until it was over because that was more fulfilling than playing with others. i've learned to value the positives in interpersonal relations but could take it or leave it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23756442)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:48 PM
Author: house-broken elastic band

(normal person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23756458)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Ivory State

the OP wasn't asking whether a normal person could do it. but given i'm a maladjusted, aspie (officially diagnosed) xo poaster, i might be specially situated to pull it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23756490)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: offensive church building

Aren't there stories about rape dens like this where kids are kept for 3+ years? Does the rape actually keep them alive because it's some form of social contact?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23756483)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Vibrant Smoky Space

Add books, blankets, and assure that the food will be reasonably healthy, tasty, and in sufficient quantity, and this might be ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23756485)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Ivory State

right, it's interesting how studies show that having books isn't enough. give me 500 books and i got this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23756502)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:02 PM
Author: Vibrant Smoky Space

The isolation would still be hard, but I think it might be ok as long as you have enough mental stimulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23756535)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:08 PM
Author: Ivory State

pretend you're a cat, pretend you're a dog, pretend you're a bear, pretend you're an ibis, choose a different animal every day and repeat if necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#23756581)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle jet half-breed

Took this hypo and am retiring a trillionaire. LJL @ u.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#38187539)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:41 PM
Author: clear private investor

Lmfao I do this for free every weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#38187560)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: olive sweet tailpipe school cafeteria

Jew hypos ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#38187602)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 8:13 PM
Author: Fishy Point

can I choose my clothes? Sign me up for 3 years.

The only reason I would never do this is because I don't trust that I will get the payout. But in a theoretical world where this works I am 1000% in. This would be awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#38187671)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#49577129)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: titus chicken

Where will I get $5.63 trillion though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2.#49577157)