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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
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superior anglo culture
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
dun trump supporter school cafeteria
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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apoplectic corner becky
  05/22/26
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
canary roast beef turdskin
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Electric den
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
apoplectic corner becky
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
apoplectic corner becky
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lol
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Slate Comical Half-breed Knife
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Electric den
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Natalie Harp's husband
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
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  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
OldHLSDude
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: apoplectic corner becky

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50077489)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: dun trump supporter school cafeteria



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: apoplectic corner becky

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: apoplectic corner becky

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: bisexual dull stain abode

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: apoplectic corner becky

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: apoplectic corner becky

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Electric den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: amber people who are hurt windowlicker

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: apoplectic corner becky

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: canary roast beef turdskin



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: glittery autistic house codepig



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: costumed bbw native



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Confused Heaven Jap



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Milky vivacious school

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Rambunctious mischievous associate masturbator

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: canary roast beef turdskin

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: balding foreskin



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: canary roast beef turdskin

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Electric den

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: canary roast beef turdskin

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: duck-like nighttime spot trust fund

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: apoplectic corner becky

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Pink Exhilarant Garrison Legal Warrant

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Arousing gas station

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: costumed bbw native

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: apoplectic corner becky

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Milky vivacious school

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: indigo water buffalo

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: apoplectic corner becky

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: costumed bbw native

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Rambunctious mischievous associate masturbator

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: bisexual dull stain abode

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: apoplectic corner becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Slate Comical Half-breed Knife

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: apoplectic corner becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: apoplectic corner becky

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: boyish marketing idea blood rage

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Electric den

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Cerebral Lilac Athletic Conference Theater Stage

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring generalized bond

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: hairraiser idea he suggested

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: soul-stirring generalized bond

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: hairraiser idea he suggested

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Crystalline Nursing Home Shitlib

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: soul-stirring generalized bond

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: alcoholic stimulating university

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: apoplectic corner becky

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: bisexual dull stain abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Slate Comical Half-breed Knife

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: maroon stead chad

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: apoplectic corner becky

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: maroon stead chad

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: apoplectic corner becky

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: maroon stead chad

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Infuriating organic girlfriend

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: apoplectic corner becky

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: apoplectic corner becky

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: apoplectic corner becky

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: apoplectic corner becky

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Floppy abusive menage gay wizard

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: apoplectic corner becky

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: maroon stead chad

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: pale brunch

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: topaz multi-colored piazza mexican

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Hairless ticket booth

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: apoplectic corner becky

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Milky vivacious school

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Electric den

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Citrine blathering institution faggot firefighter

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: cordovan rigpig rehab

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50068093)