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J6er Jake Lang charged with felony vandalism in Minnesota

Maximum jail sentence is 5 years, but maybe Minnesota libs w...
''"'''"""'''"''''"
  02/06/26
https://x.com/goodmornbadnews/status/2019794930395201624?s=4...
''"'''"""'''"''''"
  02/06/26
$6000 for damage to a sculpture that likely was not permitte...
bloomington
  02/06/26
(guy who thinks ice sculptures are installed with the expect...
''"'''"""'''"''''"
  02/06/26
They are generally going to last longer than a matter of day...
bloomington
  02/06/26
some lib paid for that lmao https://www.icesculptureinc.com...
michael doodikoff
  02/06/26
That's a nice little biz TBH You'd need a walk-in freezer...
bloomington
  02/06/26
otherwise its just literally some water and a freezer and a ...
michael doodikoff
  02/06/26
exactly, what exactly is the problem here
michael doodikoff
  02/06/26
The media is saying the installation was permitted I stil...
bloomington
  02/06/26
fuck that. he’s getting locked in a cage for the next ...
''"'''"""'''"''''"
  02/06/26
He is too fat and clumsy to root for. Lock him up.
ALZABO
  02/06/26


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Date: February 6th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: ''"'''"""'''"''''"

Maximum jail sentence is 5 years, but maybe Minnesota libs will be merciful and only give him 2-3 years for this:

https://x.com/allenanalysis/status/2019534303592681711?s=46

Probably not though 🤷‍♂️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831685&forum_id=2.#49650663)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: ''"'''"""'''"''''"

https://x.com/goodmornbadnews/status/2019794930395201624?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831685&forum_id=2.#49650726)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

$6000 for damage to a sculpture that likely was not permitted to be installed there in the first place, and also would melt away in a matter of days (highs are in the upper 30s for the foreseeable future)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831685&forum_id=2.#49650740)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: ''"'''"""'''"''''"

(guy who thinks ice sculptures are installed with the expectation that they won’t melt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831685&forum_id=2.#49650938)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

They are generally going to last longer than a matter of days in winter in MN

I fail to see how there are $6k in damages. It's water frozen into basic shapes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831685&forum_id=2.#49650992)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

some lib paid for that lmao

https://www.icesculptureinc.com/pricing

General Pricing

3D Ice Sculptures - $700–$1,000 per block, depending on level of detail and difficulty.

Logos or Inscriptions - Starting at $900 per block. Color or glitter can be added based on artwork for $75 per color.

Medium Size Ice Sculptures - Starting at $500 and includes free delivery in the Atlanta area. We also offer AI-generated portraits at this size for $600. Drain pan and lighting are included.

Banquet Table Centerpieces - Starting at $150 each (minimum order of 6). Comparable in size to tabletop floral centerpieces. Includes drain pan, lighting, and installation. Ice removal is additional.

AI-Generated 3D Relief Portraits - $900 using a photo provided by the client, we use CarveCo software to create a relief encased in ice. Create a portrait of a friend, loved one, or even a family pet. The image does not change as the surrounding ice melts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831685&forum_id=2.#49651003)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

That's a nice little biz TBH

You'd need a walk-in freezer, a delivery van, and whatever carving equipment to get going. INSANE margins after you pay for all that though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831685&forum_id=2.#49651067)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

otherwise its just literally some water and a freezer and a little time carving ice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831685&forum_id=2.#49651097)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

exactly, what exactly is the problem here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831685&forum_id=2.#49650986)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

The media is saying the installation was permitted

I still don't think it should be criminal, this stuff was cheap and temporary. Give him a disorderly conduct citation and move on



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831685&forum_id=2.#49651021)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: ''"'''"""'''"''''"

fuck that. he’s getting locked in a cage for the next half decade. it’s where he belongs anyway. he should be serving 20 years for assaulting a cop but Trump the felon let him go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831685&forum_id=2.#49651639)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: ALZABO

He is too fat and clumsy to root for. Lock him up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831685&forum_id=2.#49651036)