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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: slap-happy irradiated queen of the night indian lodge

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: floppy milk stage

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: vermilion multi-colored native



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: shaky very tactful boltzmann

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: zippy provocative persian marketing idea

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: floppy milk stage

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: comical citrine famous landscape painting

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: floppy milk stage

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Dark dilemma



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: floppy milk stage

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: floppy milk stage

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: comical citrine famous landscape painting



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: floppy milk stage

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: effete talented center jewess



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Ultramarine place of business potus

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: floppy milk stage

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Ultramarine place of business potus

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: floppy milk stage

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal school



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: startled maize sneaky criminal



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: harsh set

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: floppy milk stage

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: House-broken Dull Nibblets Son Of Senegal

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: floppy milk stage

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Marvelous Shivering Kitchen

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: floppy milk stage

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring pale mediation brethren

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: House-broken Dull Nibblets Son Of Senegal

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: sadistic cracking organic girlfriend elastic band

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: floppy milk stage

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: floppy milk stage

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: vermilion multi-colored native



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: orange curious puppy

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: floppy milk stage

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



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Author: floppy milk stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: flickering headpube lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Pearly university

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: floppy milk stage

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Pearly university

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: floppy milk stage

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Pearly university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: floppy milk stage

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Pearly university

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: floppy milk stage

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Sienna stage preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: floppy milk stage

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: floppy milk stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine place of business potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: floppy milk stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Vengeful Mauve Market Pocket Flask

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: floppy milk stage

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Vengeful Mauve Market Pocket Flask

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: floppy milk stage

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: self-centered seedy scourge upon the earth hospital

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: floppy milk stage

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49733811)