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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Abusive associate scourge upon the earth

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: self-centered fantasy-prone public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43174757)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Scarlet personal credit line

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Spruce Mewling Dragon

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42944245)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: filthy curious base philosopher-king

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: nofapping heaven giraffe



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43288109)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: filthy curious base philosopher-king



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: shimmering bearded affirmative action



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: sapphire adventurous clown old irish cottage



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Disturbing Naked Principal's Office Juggernaut

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Disturbing Naked Principal's Office Juggernaut

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: pale thirsty lodge



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: diverse den



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle locale

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Disgusting Floppy Field Half-breed

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cuckoldry new version

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy goal in life

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Disgusting Floppy Field Half-breed

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: comical stag film turdskin

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: self-centered fantasy-prone public bath



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: iridescent institution jew

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: comical stag film turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: comical stag film turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: talented legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Chestnut Stubborn Space Nibblets

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Chestnut Stubborn Space Nibblets

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Chestnut Stubborn Space Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Chestnut Stubborn Space Nibblets

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Contagious son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Disturbing Naked Principal's Office Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Bearded parlour

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Bearded parlour

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Bearded parlour

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: ruby haunted graveyard

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49911902)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49924038)